Bengaluru. 07:00.
Rustomjee Building. 42nd floor.
It's a foggy day.
The target's somewhere close.
There.
Lot of plants, maybe he loves gardening.
That's good.
One, two, three, four people.
One dummy's taking the other dummy somewhere.
Kinky fellow.
And an idiot is kneading dough in the hall.
There are people who poke their nose in other's business.
And wemstuff our business up people‘ noses.
Who are you? - Joe B. Carvalo.
We don't need anything done.
Detective Joe B. Carvalo.
For the last two months...
...|'ve been keeping an eye on you.
Finally, I've caught you red handed.
Technically, White is a colour too.
So...red-handed.
Forgive us!
First clear the bills.
You watch two televisions on one connection.
So, the police didn't send you?
Why would the police send me?
Your cable-guy's sent me.
And... pay the bill by tomorrow, get it?
This is not the way to live.
Who kneads dough in the hall?
And plant your trees in the garden.
Idiots.
"People of the world..."
"Look at me."
"| am a thing of awe, by God."
"| am unique."
"One in a million, by God."
"People of the world..."
"Look at me."
"| am a thing of awe, by God."
"| am unique."
"One in a million, by God."
"With a head of many facets."
"It's lethal."
"With my attitude, I can get the star."
"| am mind-blastic."
"Din-chastic."
"Cool-Iastic. "
"So fantastic."
"| am mind-blastic."
"Din-chastic."
"Cool-Iastic. "
"So fantastic."
"|'m the answer to all questions."
"| am marvellous."
"| am so goodmthat I am fabulous."
"Girls are crazy about me."
"Even fate was bowled over by me."
"| wonder why the world's jealous of me."
"Turn your eyesmtovvards me."
"One in a million, by God."
"With a head of many facets."
"It's lethal."
"With my attitude, I can get the star."
"| am mind-blastic."
"Din-chastic."
"Cool-Iastic. "
"So fantastic."
"| am mind-blastic."
"Din-chastic."
"Cool-Iastic. "
"So fantastic."
Rascal, dancing around in a commando dress.
First do a big job.
Then you can dance all you want.
I, me and myse|f...Genera| Copa Bhalerao Cabana.
I welcome everyone to Bradoomba.
Welcome... Greetings, folk!
Until now, two greatest wars...
...have been fought in the name of love.
In the year 1300, in Sind.
And between emperor Akbar...
...and his son Dilip Kumar, in 1960. - Yes.
But noW...the third greatest war will be in my credit.
Copa Bhalerao Cabana.
And there's a reason for that.
Love.
My love. - Mental disturbance.
My love, Gehna!
Gehna Naidu.
The only daughter...
...of Banga|ore's liquor baron, Naidu.
I met her on Goa's Bogmalu beach.
And...it was love at first sight.
First love.
And then...the first love letter. - For me?
From a secret admirer...
...which was actually me.
She reciprocated to my moves.
And she added her private line.
Followed by lots of lovely conversations.
Days and nights.
Sometimes on the phone, or sometimes on Facebook.
After telephone no. exchange...
...came gift exchange.
When the girl smi|es...means she's impressed.
I thought what the hell, let's just propose.
And we met...on a blind date.
I am Copa Bhalerao Cabana from Bradoomba.
I met her.
But, after that she never met me.
She rejected my love, and went away.
I took to drinking.
One drink after another.
And then, I saw on television...
mthat, she's getting married to...
...Mumbai's biggest diamond exporier...
...Garodia's son, Lohesh.
Cheat. Wretch.
Corning to the point.
I've chosen one of you...
...to carry out a hit on this marriage.
Congratulations, brother-in-Iaw.
And that lucky person is... - Wonderful.
And that lucky person is...
Bansi.
Bansi? - Bansi?
Bansi?
Bansi. How many times have I told you...
...don't enter the frame at the wrong cue.
Sir...Mrs. Bagchi from 402 has sent sweet porridge.
Sweet porridge. - And someone gave this CD to the watchman...
...and said "Play it now".
Keep the plate on the table.
Hand the CD to the projector room. - Yes.
And say "Play it Now".
"People, try to recognise me."
"Where do I hail from?"
"Who am |?"
Fluck knows.
"Carlos this, Carlos that."
"Boom-boom, bang-bang, get-set-go."
"Thousands of faces."
"Number 1 killer, you know."
"How I come. How I go?"
"Who am I, even I don't know."
"Carlos this, Carlos that."
"Boom-boom, bang-bang, get-set-go."
Death...s""t and Carlos can come at any time.
Wow! Wow!
What style.
What talent.
I think I'll give the contract to him
Hold.
This is cheating.
Yes...
I gave you 30 free LCD TVs for your palatial house.
And the projector that you're using...
...and showing us this adveriisement.
That was from me too. - Hello...
And now when it's time to give a contract...
...you're giving it to him.
Chill MK, chill. - Brother-in-law.
Anyway, I've decided that...
...you will help this man in India.
Backup support - I see.
So, my face resembles a generator...
wand, you will use us for backup support
No, no, no... - Hear that?
Free stuffs from us.
And when it was time to give a contract...
...on the basis of this stupid advt, he's giving it to...
What's his name? - Carlos!
Let's get out of here. - Run.
Whoever takes my name...has to die.
Oh...
Where did you come from?
Death...s""t and Carlos can come at any time.
My rightmkeep it here!
Yes. - Yeah, it's me.
I am back. - Big deal.
What's keeping you so busy...
mthat you don't come home?
Come inside.
Morn. - Yes. - Home is this side.
Yeah, I am here.
These days I can't make out...
...whether I'm inside or outside, Joe. - Yeah.
Come, my darling.
How was your day, son? - Nice.
Tiring but nice.
Oh, Joe. Fix the television.
The picture qua|ity's been bad since morning.
Come.
Fine?
Oh, thank you. Perfect.
Yeah!
But, Joe. When are you going to change the TV?
Get me a 3D TV. - I...
We'll never face a quality issue again.
Morn, who gave these 500 rupees? - Aunt Francis.
She said...since you caught her milkman...
madulterating her milk, the quality of milk...
...has changed for the entire society!
I am a good detective. - The best.
Son, freshen up.
I'll get you tea. Okay. - Yes.
Sorry. - Sorry-
Who moved the sofa?
I wonder who keeps doing that. - I know.
The sofa's out of place.
Oh, God.
Careful.
Oops. Joe.
Yourtea. - Got it. Got it.
Got it. Got it.
Just...
The chair moves by itself. - Yes.
Thanks for the tea, mom.
Yeah!
Joe.
How long will I make tea for you?
How about I find you a nice girl.
Morn, the girl you saw last time, turned out to be a boy.
Morn, marriage is not in my destiny.
You know what happened with me.
Forget the past, Joe.
You...
Tell memwhat kind of a girl do you want.
What type? Tell me.
Now that you're asking.
You know...
People should stad whistling when she enters.
Hey gorgeous!
She walks with pride.
And everyone's eager to hold her hand.
Mama, everyone falls flat at her sight.
You know...from top to bottom...
...a fearless personality.
Yes!
You want me to talk to Salman Khan?
I wonder how he'll make tea.
Morn.
Morn, I am not that type. - How will I get someone like him?
I'll go blind looking for him.
Put the liquor bottles in the evidence room...
...and the culprits in lockup. - Yes, madam.
Madam's really strict.
Madam.
First boil the potatoes.
Then peel the potatoes... - Papa.
How many days will I have to come to your office?
As long as your mother...
“doesn't return from the Kumbh Fair.
Write, boil 2 kg of potatoes... - Sir!
You called.
Good question, but bad news.
Ms. Shantipriya Phadnis.
Please be seated.
Our informer, Chaman Chikna...
...whom I had sent to General Copa Bhalerao Cabands...
...secret meeting, has been killed.
Really? - With a mopping cloth.
Yes.
Look.
They're planning to ruin Gehna and Lohesh's wedding on the 18th.
Look.
The message Chaman Chikna sent us before he died.
An international terrorist is coming to Bengaluru...
...to stop the Naidu-Garodia wedding.
And to retrieve Gehna for Copa.
The terrorisfs name is...
Oh my, God!
It's him.
The one and only...
Don't take his name.
Whoever takes his name...has to die.
Sit down.
100 devils makeup...
Big c.
Chaman only typed his name.
Poor man.
Poor guy-
Big C has a multiple personality disorder.
He keeps talking to Lolly-Pop.
Lolly means his mom.
And Pop, maybe his father.
Right, sir.
But hoW...wi|| we stop Big C.
Good question.
News is that Delhi's biggest smuggled electronic goods dealer...
...cum Don, MK which is Monti Carla...
...is in Bengaluru, to help Big C.
So I've instructed my informer Kishore Khadki...
...to keep an eye on MK's activities.
So that we can catch Big C. - Yes.
Through hidden camera.
Better get your views checked.
Your connections are in a mess.
Where do you get these people from?
I swear, if I knew you'll be bringing them along...
...| would've fled from my marriage.
Forget them.
Where are you taking me for my birihday?
Anywhere you say.
Five star Zuri, there's a wonderful inn next to it.
We'll have dinner there.
Do you see a plug here? - No, sir.
That's exactly what I am checking.
Okay, sir. Sorry. - Go check the bedroom.
You see, I... - Brother-in-Iaw.
Ma|ik's here.
Fine, send him in.
And you two get out.
Okay. - Yes.
Sundari, please...
Come in, Malik.
Sit.
Be comforiable. - I am, sir.
What's the job?
Rana.
Take a good look at him.
You've to kill him.
A maid?
Maid for you...but for me.
She will be taken care of, but...
What's her name?
Don't take her name. Ever.
Oh, lipstick.
Strawberry. - Morn. Morn. Morn.
Along with a lipstick, it's also a microchip.
Really? - See.
This is my detective gadget.
If I put this in your purse, then via Bluetooth...
...| can hear your conversation on my mobile.
Oh, wow! - I can hear everything.
Amazing, right. - Amazing.
I've got this new walkie-talkie...
...and I want to try this out.
Leave that.
Take this. Yeah.
Yes. - And, I'll take this.
Okay. - Okay-
Go to the last room, the farihest one. - Okay.
And We'll check it.
Rightmnot that...
Mind the bed post.
Okay? - Joe.
Be careful of the bedpost.
Stop it, Joe.
This is my home.
Don't give me directions. - Fine.
Oh no...
I am fine.
Furiher? - Yes. Furiher. Furiher.
Who put the steps here?
Furiher? - Furiher. Yes.
Furiher? - Furiher, mom.
How much furiher?
Alpha calling mom, can you hear me?
Silly, boy. Your name's Joe not Alpha...
Yes.
Mr. Joe B. Carvalo?
I want to give you a case.
Come and meet me.
My address is... Khurana Farms.
7th Lane.
Viceroy Hills.
Oh no.
He's bought his licence.
506...507... 508... 509...
Must be around 1000.
Hello.
Hello. - Hello.
Hello.
Here I am. - Oh. Sorry.
Joe B. Carvalo. - Thank you. Not today.
Would you like to drink something?
Something? What's that?
I mean tea, coffee, cold drink... - Tea.
Tea is okay. - Get two cups of tea.
I have a case for you. - Brief case?
No, the case isn't brief. - I see.
It's a big case. - Yes.
Around a week ago, we were watching ‘Cheeni Kum‘.
Nice film.
With family.
And the servants.
And...
Next day, my young daughter Nina...
...and my cook Ramlal...
They eloped? - Yes.
She eloped with a cook?
Why didn't you follow her?
My knees pain.
I can't run.
Sorry. - Keep it there.
Who is he?
He's Shyamlal. He looks after me. - I see.
My daughter...
Find my daughter. - Yes, of course.
I'm head-broken without her.
No...you...
Do you have a picture of her?
It's on the wall.
She looks just like me.
She has a bit too much hair.
A little waxing will fix that.
Cute.
I mean...she doesn't look much human...
...but after all, she's your kid.
She's your daughter after all.
Nina. - I thought...
Yes, she looks unique. - Nina.
Nice.
I will definitely find your daughter.
Because...| never spare those who break heads.
I don't!
I will find my daughter.
I will definitely find my daughter.
Because no voice has ever echoed like this in my house.
This isn't your voice.
This is God speaking himself. - Thank you.
Thank you. - You're my God.
Do you have any clue where your daughter could be?
Clue? - Yes, any clue?
I have an address.
Right now she's in hotel Casa Paradise.
Nice.
It's also got the address.
Let me write down her room number as well.
You have her room number as well? - Yes.
Thanks.
If you have everything, then why don't you go yourself?
She recognises me. - I see.
She'll run away if she sees me. - I see.
She won't recognise me.
Infect, no one recognises you.
Here's Rs.20,000 advance.
The rest 30,000 after the job's done.
Morn! 20,000 rupees!
And I'll be getting 30,000 more.
Morn. Just Watch.
I'll be a great detective.
I won't spare anyone.
I'll catch all of them.
No one can escape me. Yes.
Joe.
I cannot see anything beyond your happiness.
Your papa must be so happy up in heaven. - I know. I know.
"The moment I've been waiting for...has arrived."
You bought me a Watch.
How nice. I needed a Watch.
This is a key.
This...
This is the key to papa's cupboard. - Yes.
So...
Should I open it? - Yes, my son.
Open it.
Open it, Joe. Go.
God!
Joe my son.
I am sure.
Wearing your papa's clothes...
...you will be a great detective like him.
I'll make you proud, papa.
I'll be a great detective.
Just like you.
Where is he?
I think you're looking for me.
Carlos!
Do you normally roam around in this guise?
Death...s""t and Carlos have no shapes.
How nice.
Welcome to India, sir.
No problem.
Come Carr...
Name... - It's outside.
I always make my ovvn travel arrangements.
Very good. - Let's go.
Come.
Big C. Why did you rent an empty bus?
Because I can sit anywhere I want.
Idiot.
Then why are we standing?
Forget it, no need to rack your brains with them.
Do one thing.
Keep this card.
It has the address to the fireworks factory.
He'll be supplying the fireworks...
...in Gehna and LohesHs marriage.
Plan... What's the actual plan?
Tell us.
Plan? - Yes.
One minute.
Pop. - We cannot trust this imbecile.
Lolly. - Why do you keep getting...
...my innocent boy in such difficult situations.
Shut up, Lolly.
I prepared Carlos for such situations.
It's the time to celebrate.
Excuse me. - Yes.
Plan! Plan! Plan! -Yes.
The plan is that, you will first...
...take me to the fireworks factory.
Done.
And I will plant this with the crackers.
This is a micro-nutronium bomb.
As soon as it explodes, there will be a blast...
...and everyone will have a blast.
Good planning.
You know, I blew up an entire island with this bomb.
What are you saying?
Don't move. - Not to worry.
Don't move. - Hold on.
That bomb will be triggered by this pen.
Press the pen and the bomb will explode.
But... Not once.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10.
Only after you press this bomb 50 times...
...wi|| this bomb explode.
You get the point, boys.
Big C. I forgot to tell you something imporiant.
If you need any Coffee or ‘Lass? maker.
The shop's on MG road.
24/7. Discount.
OkBY-
Until then, enjoy.
Flower.
Intention.
Your intentions are foul, MK.
You are planning for my clearance sale.
But don't worry.
I'll be waiting for your every move.
I'll be waiting!
Malik. The bird's in the cage.
Casa Paradise. Pool side.
Room no. 66.
Throw the bait.
Stop nodding, say yes.
Yes!
Casa Paradise.
Pool side room.
That means Big C has landed.
Let's go, sir.
This is the best chance to apprehend a big terrorist.
Murugan. - Madam.
It's a holiday resort
We'll all have to go in a similar disguise...
...so that Big C doesn't suspect us.
I thinkmbeachwear types.
Good afternoon, ma'am.
Murugan. - Madam.
Has the rest of the force arrived?
Yes, madam. We've surrounded the place from all sides.
OkBY-
Get changed quickly. - Yes, madam.
Murugan. What's all this?
Madam. You said...
...everyone has to dress similarly.
By similar dress... I didn't mean like me.
Now come, let's go to the bar.
An expensive resod and the biggest villa for a chef.
Its true then...
...food business is good business.
My trap is ready, Pop.
You must be really happy.
What happy?
You took so long to do such an easy task.
You're always criticizing him.
Your name shou|d've been Critic Roshan.
Is this 99 or 66?
Shut up, Lolly. - Shut up, Pop.
66!
Shut up, Lolly. - Shut up, Pop.
Lolly! - Pop!
One, two...
Nina.
Ramlal.
Does he cut vegetables or throats?
Oh no!
It's working.
Don't be too overjoyed.
It is working. - Shut up!
|\/lommy!
Bank robbery stuff.
Khurana, your daughter is out of control.
Pen? Evidence.
Yes.
Mini bomb.
That's a Iollypop.
Oh no!
I won't let go.
Hello! Hello!
Pull him in properly. - I am pulling. I am pulling.
I never said you're 'Stri||ing' (Female).
Oh God your lousy jokes.
Shut up both of you.
Why do I shut up?
Nina and Ramlal? - You should shut up.
Hello.
Anybody in here.
RamlaPs henchmen.
Let's get out of here.
Once more.
|\/lummy!
Do you see any movement inside?
No, madam. I think he's asleep.
Oh god!
Oh no!
Don't shoot!
Madam's juice is under attack.
Fire!
What's going on here?
Move back. Everyone move back.
Goons and thugs.
What mess did I get myself into?
Stay back.
Ramlal. There's a problem in the hotel.
I think we should checkout, now.
Where am I?
Who am I?
Why am I?
Am I here or not?
I can't remember a thing.
Carlos!
He's dying.
He's dead.
Oh, God!
Room service. Thank you.
"Ring-ring-ring-ringa roses."
"Taking pictures in many poses."
"| love you and you love only me."
"Paper boats and water waves."
"We'll never stop, We'll never wait."
"| love you and you love only me."
"When you touched me slowly."
"Something happened to me."
"My head flew in the sky like a balloon."
"Ring-ring-ring-ringa roses."
"Taking pictures in many poses."
"| love you and you love only me."
"See...wind chimes ringing in my head."
"Hold it."
"Don't let these good times slip away."
"Come let's go on a long-drive."
"Build a house for ourselves on the moon."
"The distance is not too far."
"| love you and you love only me."
"Ring-ring-ring-ringa roses."
"Taking pictures in many poses."
"| love you and you love only me."
"Paper boats and water waves."
"We'll never stop, We'll never wait."
"| love you and you love only me."
"When you touched me slowly."
"Something happened to me."
"My head flew in the sky like a balloon."
"Ring-ring-ring-ringa roses."
"Taking pictures in many poses."
"| love you and you love only me."
"Only me."
After watching DDLJ...
...a|| papa did was feed the pigeons.
Grandma loved sunbathing.
Morn. She was always talking on the phone.
It was so Wonderful.
So cute.
Look at that. - Yeah.
You look so cute here.
Silly, that's you not me.
Remember, you wore my frock.
And you liked it so much...
mthat you staried wearing all my frocks.
And then you wanted to apply lipstick.
Pink on Saturday...
Red on Sunday... - Let's talk about something else.
Let's talk about something else.
OkBY-
So Mr. Joe. - Yeah.
Where will we get married?
Marriage?
Taj Ballroom.
As you wish, emperor Joe. - Yes.
I will talk to my respected father.
Yeah! - I'll say...Taj Ballroom.
500 rooms.
1000 guests. - Yes!
Lots of singing and dancing. - Yes! Yes!
And then our honeymoon.
Yeah. - Everyone will remember this wedding.
I cannot tolerate anyone touching you.
Oh...Joe!
Oh... - Oh no!
Okay. Calm down! Calm down!
My Sachin Tendulkar.
I cannot tolerate anyone biting you.
Where are you going?
I cannot tolerate anyone coming between us.
Oh...Joe.
Why you...
You...
I cannot tolerate when anyone scares you.
Joe...
No.
Papa!
MOm!
Granny!
Jaadu! - No, my brother Bittu.
You didn't spare anyone, Joe.
You're inhuman, Joe. You're a murderer.
You've literally made me an orphan.
I can never forgive you. - But...
Go away from here.
Will you break our relationship...
...over such a trivial matter?
Irresponsible and unsuccessful...
...but now I know who you are Mr. Joe B. Carvalo.
You're nothing but an international killer.
You're Big C.
Madam. Shooter Malik was killed in our firing.
Good.
And Big C? - He...gave you the slip.
Mask?
Mama, can you believe it?
She's a young girl.
But wears a mask to hide from her father.
How bad is that?
She ran away with an old chef.
Really bad. - Disgraceful.
Yes.
What is this?
Locket.
Joe, can I keep this? Please.
Morn, it's too flashy for you. Too flashy.
You can't wear this. Don't do this.
This dynamite clock. Keep this alarm clock.
You can get up in the morning to run, etc.
Yeah, I'll keep it in the showcase.
I'll go keep it.
Nice, pen with a Watch.
I think it's networking.
It's networking.
Virani fireworks.
Fireworks factory?
Morn, when do we need fireworks?
Birihdays, or when India wins...
Diwali, and... - Wedding.
We burst crackers in the wedding as well.
Do you have to remind me about wedding?
Wedding?
Of cou rse.
Are they getting married?
In a shootout at Benga|uru's Casa Paradise Hotel...
...we||-known gangster Bablu Malik was shot dead.
There's news that another international killer...
...who was staying in this hotel is absconding.
His name is Carlos.
Poor girl. - Her too.
Look son...Big C will be visiting Virani's factory.
To plant his bomb amongst the fireworks...
...so that it explodes at the wedding...
...and destroys everything.
Kill him before the bomb explodes.
Understand.
And this timembring me good news.
Othenlvise...don't come back.
Think...
Virani's firework's factory.
Micro-neutron bomb.
This is the golden chance to catch Big C.
Sir...| cannot handle this case.
What are you saying, Shanti?
I said I cannot handle this case. - Why?
You've seen that devil.
You're the only one who can catch him.
And this country needs officers...
Brave officer...- We need brave officers like you.
Shanti. - Sir.
This is toriure. - Torture.
This isn'ttor1ure, this is toriure!
This is toriure!
Stop it, papa. That's a toriure. - Right, sir. Alright.
This toriure is much worse compared to that.
I will catch the culprit.
Red-handed.
Nice answer my boy.
Hello.
Virani speaking. - Yes.
This is LohesHs father, Kamlesh Garodia speaking.
Hello, sir. How are you? - I am good.
My person's arriving with the wedding card.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Mention not. But remember, Mr, Virani.
I want the best fireworks.
I won't tolerate cheap duplicates.
Explain all the arrangements to my person.
You don't worry.
We're going to have a blast.
Who's he?
What's in his mouth?
Lollypop-
Big c.
Brother-in-Iaw. Hello.
Speak up.
Brother-in-Iaw, he's here.
There's a Iollypop in his mouth.
He looks in a dangerous mood.
He's already killed one.
Where will I go?
He's not as dangerous as he pretends to be. - I see.
Keep an eye on him, get it.
Come on. Come on.
Follow me. Follow him. - Come on.
One-two. One-two. One-two. One-two.
Virani Fireworks...
Fire...vvorks?
I love Diwali.
Who am I?
Where am I?
Firework. - What?
You want to see the firecrackers, don't you?
Yes.
I think he's mistaking me for Nina and RamlaPs accomplice.
Come here. Come to me.
Come on, give it.
What do you mean? - The wedding card.
Come, I'll show you.
Show me what?
Try to understand.
I'll show you the firecrackers. - Oh yes, come on.
This one...is 'Nana' bomb.
No one says when and how this explodes.
It's a complete cracker. - Fireworks! Fireworks!
Fireworks! Fireworks!
You can even open this. - Don't touch.
Fine, fine.
If you see him touching the bombs...
mthat means he's going to hide...
...his neutron bomb amongst them.
Just shoot him immediately.
Kill him.
Where do these fireworks need to be delivered, and when?
What's that?
I am a businessman. I know.
18th June. - 18th June.
The Taj Ballroom.
Taj Ballroom?
‘As you wish Emperor Joe.‘ - 'Yes.'
‘I will talk to my respected father.‘ - 'Yeah!'
'|'|| say...Taj Ballroom.‘ - ‘Yeah?
‘500 rooms.‘
‘1000 guests. - Yes!‘
‘Lots of singing and dancing. - Yes! Yes!‘
‘And then our honeymoon.‘
"500 rooms."
"1000 guests."
My bill.
Please hand it over to him.
It's a small bill of 5 crores.
Why are you crying?
I can even give you a discount. - No.
It's not about discount. - What happened?
You know...
How would you know?
I had a girlfriend. Shantipriya. - So?
I loved her a lot.
Infect, I still love her.
Please take your hands off.
We were supposed to get married.
And, in the Taj Ballroom.
1 000 g uests.
Lots of singing and dancing.
We had lots of dreams.
I wonder where she is.
After throwing me out of the house...
...| wonder where she went.
I searched everywhere for her.
We even planned our family.
Two children.
Madhuri Dixit Carvalo.
And Sachin Tendulkar Carvalo.
Oh my!
What a wonderful emotional love story. - All my dreams were shattered.
You should see dreams at night...
...and forget them in the morning. Yes.
He hasn't forgotten me yet.
Joe.
I cannot do this.
Let's go. - Yes, madam.
Don't worry. Listen.
Take a puff and watch...
You'll love it.
Go ahead.
Do you know how dangerous smoking it?
You shouldn't do it either.
Touchy-feely old man.
I'll quit if you say.
Keep your hands...
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Thank you.
Leaving.
You've a soft hand. - Yes.
Can I have my hand back? - Manicured-pedicure.
Bye.
Really nice...
Are you okay?
You haven't eaten anything since morning, right? - No.
Here you go, old beggars.
Sir... - Get yourself a snack.
So sad.
One shot of milk.
Full cream.
Now I want one... - Madam.
Don't mix so many drinks, you'll get a hangover.
Joe B. Carvalo.
I won't spare you.
Did we have to meet here?
People only look down here.
Come on, pee...
Pee. Pee.
Pee.
The target suspects someone's following them.
They're planning to flee.
Not just that, they've even appointed a gunman.
And they've surrounded the place.
Who's paying their salary?
Salary?
They've ordered fireworks worih 5 crores.
They've even booked 500 rooms at the Taj.
500 rooms? - Yeah.
Fireworks worih 5 crores? - Yeah.
That's the consequences...
...of giving a no-Iimit credit-card.
Stop this marriage or I will be ruined.
Stop. Stop. - Relax. Relax.
Just tell me... - There's a nightclub on Brigade road.
She often goes there to meet her friend Gehna.
Try there.
You're an amazing mind-reader. Amazing.
What's the name of the nightclub?
La...
Stop singing and tell me the name.
La...
Lala Lajpat Rai? - La...Bamba.
La Bamba!
The walls have ears.
Let's step out casually.
I can't whistle.
La Bamba.
La Bamba?
La Bamba!
Is he here?
He's here?
Big C! Big C!
Big C! - Brother-in-Iaw, Big C!
How will you kill him?
Poison him at the bar.
Cyanide with gourd juice.
Gourd juice?
Won't that taste bitter? - For flavour.
Flavour?
It's my granny's recipe.
It never fails.
Very good.
I think I've seen you before.
Even I feel...
I've seen myself somewhere.
Hey, love this place.
Here you go.
Cheers.
Cheers. - Cheers.
So, what are your plans for Saturday?
What are we doing?
Hold on. - It's the most romantic place in the world.
Baby, tell Nina about this place... - Yes, seriously.
Really good place.
You have got to try out this place.
Nina, you got to come.
But, I can't make plans with Ftamlal. - I think you better go.
Telling you, it's fab.
Gehna. Look at him!
Him!
What a weirdo. - I know.
Just ignore him.
By the way, Lohesh.
Nina's not attending our wedding.
Nina, don't do this. - This is so wrong.
If I attend your wedding, then what about my wedding?
It's true.
Ftamlal and I are getting married. - What?
June 18th.
June 18th? Same date as ours.
Oh wow. - That's great.
Where's the lucky guy?
He doesn't like all this, so he's off to bed.
He's such an oldie.
Anyway, cheers to that.
Cheers.
Sir. Champagne for you.
These girls.
Whenever they see a handsome guy alone...
...they stad hitting on him.
Who sent it?
The one with the moustache.
Okay. - E "joy-
Cheers.
"| love a motorcycle."
"| love my beloved."
"Sitting behind and holding my beloved tight."
"Smoking beloved."
"Drinking beloved."
"Losing control, I don't like. Oh my."
"| like my belovecfs late night pariy."
"But at late night pariies..."
"But at late night pariies I hate..."
"I hate... I hate... I hate...getting naughty."
"But at late night pariies I hate..."
"I hate... I hate... I hate...getting naughty."
"At late night parties she hates getting naughty..."
"| love belovecfs moustache."
"Tall and broad, with a big height."
"Oh my, I feel shy."
"Beloved calls me Gucci."
"Gucci!"
"Belovecfs chewing a betel leaf and dancing."
"With a flower in his hand he's romancing."
"No nonsense...no rubbish."
"Beloved loves me truly."
"| like my belovecfs late night pariy."
"But at late night pariies..."
"But at late night pariies I hate..."
"I hate... I hate... I hate...getting naughty."
"But at late night pariies I hate..."
"I hate... I hate... I hate...getting naughty."
"At late night parties she hates getting naughty..."
"Beloved winked at me."
"Made a naughty gesture at me."
"Yet |...don't mind it."
"Because my belovecfs cute."
"A little Wicked, a little senti."
"He knows how to ring a bell in my head."
"When it comes to |ove...my belovecfs my institute."
"| like my belovecfs late night pariy."
I am back.
Son, you're back.
"| like..." - Isthis the time to come back?
MK's henchmen.
Together?
After killing me, now they're planning to kill Gehna.
Mr. Discount.
I never give my contract to anyone else.
Once I make a commitment...
...then I don't even listen to Salman Khan. - "Belovecfs late night..."
"mpariy."
"But at late night pariies..."
"But at late night pariies I hate..."
"I hate... I hate... I hate...getting naughty."
"But at late night pariies I hate..."
"I hate... I hate... I hate...getting naughty."
"At late night parties she hates getting naughty..." - Carlos!
He killed him.
Follow Big C. - Okay, brother-in-Iaw.
Let's go. - Come on.
Come, I'll drop you.
Two years ago you dropped me.
Let me drop you today. - No.
I'll go myself.
And anyway, our paths are separate.
I know our paths are separate, but why?
Why did we change so drastically, Shantipriya?
Back then, our favourite song...
mused to be "Ring-ring-ring...ringa roses".
And tonight, back at that nightclub.
Like a cheap, sleazy dancer dressed in skimpy clothes...
...and dancing diriy.
And those lyrics. "Getting naughty..."
What was that?
|t's...its so disgusting.
Yes, I am a sleazy woman.
I am a cheap dancer that does diriy dancing.
That's cool.
I don't have a problem with that.
Infect, I like it.
But, drinking at a bus stop at midnight.
What will the people say?
Yes, but you don't care about the people.
You don't care about anyone.
You don't care about me too.
Remember, you swore to be with me forever.
You will love me all your life.
But your Iovemturned out to be like unden/vear.
The elastic wears off someday.
Fine.
Drop home.
Why do I leave my home? Why?
I mean...drop me home.
Sure.
They're leaving. What now?
Follow them.
You didn't take a bath again today.
The dog's chasing us.
D rive faster.
Nice...car.
So...how's it going?
Fine.
The average isn't much.
But, thank God its diesel.
I've to fix the suspension on the right...
...and a little paint-job... - I meant...how's life?
My life's doing well.
I've opened a detective agency.
And I've also found a case.
It's the case about a wedding.
‘I know.‘
‘Gehna and Lohesh‘ marriage.‘
What? - What?
No!
And if I solve this case properly...
...then, I'll be paid handsomely.
‘Murderers make a handsome living these days.‘
What?
Anyway, I don't need money.
lam all alone.
‘To expand your business with money...‘ - I heard it!
You said something. - No.
I heard it! - I...
You know...just like background scores in movies.
I heard a similar sound. - No. I didn't say anything.
You didn't. - I said something...
I didn't hear anything. - I heard it!
Look, we've reached my home.
Take a right. We're home.
‘Seduction game.‘
‘No one could seduce me till now.‘
‘Let's see.‘
My house is here.
No, it didn't. We reached your home.
Silly girl.
I can still make a nice cup of coffee.
‘Coffee trick?‘
I've a problem with coffee. It often tastes bitter.
I make a nice glass of ‘Jal-Jeera‘.
What else?
Wouldn't you like tomsee my house? - Sure.
Nice.
Nice house.
So will I have to sleep alone tonight?
‘Good try.‘
You should adopt a dog.
Dogs won't light up my dark life.
Haven't you paid your electricity bills?
Very bad.
I forgot my transparent silver gown at the laundry.
Tonight I'll have to sleep without it.
But, that's okay.
There's no electricity.
It'll be dark, and no one can see you.
That reminds me.
Its night, mom must be waiting for me.
I have to go home.
And, it's not that easy to seduce me.
Nobody could do it until now, you know that.
They can't do a single job properly.
Hold it.
Malik died. - Yes.
Didn't he? - Yes.
Usmaan died today.
Didn't he? - Yes.
How much did I lose? - 2...
Tell me.
2, 4...5...|akhs!
70,000 food and conveyance voucher.
Rob...
Rob me clean...
I don't want to be a Widow at this young age.
I don't.
They won't break, it's made of silver.
Call a doctor. - Yes.
Call a doctor. - Chinu.
Hey fragile MK. - Come in, sir.
MK.
You took ill because I didn't give you the contract.
Look who's here.
Copa.
What brings you here?
Update.
I'm here for an update.
Where's that Big C?
It's been so long, no phone or message.
You've asked me to tail a fool.
First, he set the fireworks factory ablaze and fled.
Then, my boys offered him a drink at the pariy.
But he refused.
I felt hurt
He must be observing a fast.
After that, he created a uproar in there.
And fled without killing Gehna and Lohesh.
Twice.
Twicemthe target escaped from our clutches.
I would've caught them much before.
You're lying on bed yourself.
How can you kill anyone?
Copa. A piece of advice.
Old habits die hard.
That's fine.
But, you're not well.
Why try these antics? - Two days.
Give me two days.
I'll get them for you.
Is that so? - Othenlvise you can change my name to MC’
Very funny.
Fine.
If Big C fails his mission.
Then this 15 billion dollar contract is yours.
See you.
I am leaving.
I'm visiting my granny's place.
Latur.
The 'phanus' you get there is really famous.
I'll get few for you.
Bye-bye.
Get well soon. - ‘I am Carlos.‘
‘But they're mistaking the other guy for Carlos.‘
‘Meaning, he doesn't work for MK.‘
‘Meaning, he's a freelancer who's taken my place.‘
‘For my 15 million dollars.‘
‘I will kill him.‘
‘Then I will kill MK.‘
‘Then I'll kill Gehna and Lohesh.‘
'|'|| take the money from Copa and kill him too.‘
‘Then I'll kill myself too!‘
‘That's a little too much.‘
Listen. Get me a glass of water.
Oh my, God!
That Facebook fraud Copa Cabana's behind all this.
And |...|...| am histarget.
Morn. - Hello! Hello! Hello!
There's another target.
That necklace, which Copa gifted...
...when he was dating you.
Sorry, Commissioner.
I cannot return this.
It's the rule of dating.
Once given cannot be returned.
Right, mom. - Absolutely, dear.
Well, I suggest that you postpone...
...the marriage for now.
What? - No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. - That's not possible.
I've paid 400 crores to his father, as dowry.
Before the delivery. Full down payment. In cash. - Cash?
And...on Dandiya Night, Lohesh...
...has given Gehna a token of his love.
Yes. But we can't risk her life for a ring.
No, no.
Not that kind of token...
Themother one.
Try to understand.
I thought its gas.
I gas... I mean, I guess we can't postpone the marriage.
You have to do.
I think you should change the marriage location.
Yes. - Somewhere no one finds out.
Likemsecret destination.
Secret destination? - Father, Goa.
We went there last year, it was so much fun.
Goa!
My daughter.
Good idea. - Yes.
What? Your life's in danger? - Yes.
Come closer.
The police have said that, I'll have to stay alert at all time.
Aled? That is so tough. - I know.
It's like so tough.
Waiter.
Waiter! Waiter!
Nina, let's order. - Oh, sorry. You were calling me.
What do you want? Two coffees? - Yeah!
Yes. - Okay.
Two black coffees with milk.
And two walnut brownies, but no walnuts.
Correct.
Coffee without milk and brownies without walnut. - I am so hungry.
Gehna.
The waiter that just took your order is the killer.
He is Big C. - What?
Killer... - What?
Who? - Hold on.
There's no need to panic.
I have him in my sights. - Okay.
What? - Relax.
Just don't eat anything.
Th row it away.
What? - Don't eat anything.
Don't eat anything. - Why?
Coffee.
Walnut brownie.
‘Mr. Suit without his suit.‘
‘Whoever steals my job...‘
Okay. - ‘Won't live...‘
Don't eat it. - '...to tell anyone.‘
You throw it away as well.‘
What?
Come here. - What?
I am getting married in Goa, not here.
Beach View!
Join us along with Ramlal.
There will be security, and you two can get married too.
That's a great idea.
No problem of a hall as well. - Yes.
Gehna. There's been a firing.
You two get out.
Let's go, hurry. - Firing. Oh my, God. Run!
How long are we going to meet secretly?
I know it feels odd. But, I'm helpless.
They're fleeing to Goa.
That's where they will get married. - What?
Why didn't you stop them?
They haven't staried running yet. How can I stop them?
I am going to Goa day after tomorrow.
Why not today?
I've to go buy vegetables with my mom today.
Why not tomorrow? - It's a Sunday.
And the day after... - I am going.
Good. - Yes.
MOm!
Hi, Joe. - Oh no.
YOu?
They're showing commercials on television.
So I thought why don't I take a bath.
It's so hot.
Where's morn? - She's gone out.
Look...you better leave.
If mom comes back, it'll be terrible.
She won't. - Why?
I've given her tickets to three back-to-back shows.
"Listen up, sweetheart"
"Don't stay quiet."
"Take me in your arms...and do something."
"The ambiance is so romantic."
"And the passion."
"Like watenirickling down."
"Stop your antics."
"My mom will be back any minute."
"You will ruin Joe."
"You will drive me up a tree."
"Control your emotion now."
"Listen up, sweetheart"
"Don't be scared."
"Take me in your arms...and do something."
"My bangles, my bracelets call out to you."
"Come hold my hands, that simple."
"This is the chance, the ambience is just right."
"Come to me."
"Baby, don't reject my offer."
"The night's long."
"And I am in the mood."
"My head's restless."
"| am craving...come on."
"Stop your antics."
"My mom will be back any minute."
"You will ruin Joe."
"You will drive me up a tree."
"Control your emotion now."
"Listen up, sweetheart"
"Don't be scared."
"Take me in your arms...and do something."
"The ambiance is so romantic."
"And the passion."
"Like watenirickling down."
No!
What's wrong with you, Joe?
Doesn't your head pound?
Doesn't your blood boil?
Don't you feel out of breath?
I do.
When I've to climb up 10 floors, and the |ift's networking.
Then, that's exactly how I feel.
Breathlessness and all that...
Time has made you boring, Joe.
No, work did.
By the way, I am still quite a time-pass.
Where is it?
There it is.
Damn! I'll have to go to Goa right now.
Why? - To stop a wedding.
Job.
You know, I was supposed to go on a Monday.
But I just found out, that they've already left for Goa.
If they go anywhere else, then...
...|'|| never find them again.
Why do they run?
Can I come along too?
I want to be with you.
Yes, but...
You'll have to share the fuel.
Wait here, I'll pack my bags in a jiffy.
I am champion in packing.
When mom went to Ladakh for sight-seeing...
...| did her packing.
I am very good at it.
Come on. - But...
Joe... - I'll help you.
But... - Tell me what needs to be packed.
Nice.
Awards!
Wonderful.
IPS Award!
Good.
Yes...this is just a charade. - That's amazing.
That means along with cabaret...
...you also work in theatres.
How nice. So...which theatre do you work in?
Operation Theatres.
Unusual name, but so what.
What's in the name?
I'll finish packing. - Yes.
In this uniform, you look just like a police officer.
Very good.
Great.
But, you should do different roles.
Any other fool would've...
...misunderstood you for a police officer.
Shall we?
Sure. Let's go.
Seems like I'll have to go. - No!
Goa! - Why?
Rasca|s...you said the wedding has shifted to Goa.
Right.
Goa! Yes!
Remember the last time we were in Goa?
You were wearing a cute pink bikini.
I still have that. - Really?
And you didn't have your swimming trunks.
You went into the water without them.
Shameless.
How old were you?
I was six, and you were three. Right? - Yes.
Good times. - Yes, I know.
I still don't wear trunks for swimming.
Hello. Brother-in-Iaw. - We're hungry.
How about lunch-break.
Fools.
Can't you see this is a chase? - But...
But hunger...
I said not now.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Somethings happening to me.
Somethings happening with me too.
How are you feeling now? - Better.
Like this?
‘An international killer with a golden heart?‘
‘I could never understand you, Joe.‘
See. This is no place to park.
I know.
Thank God he parked behind us.
Othenlvise, we would have to wait for him.
Strange people. Come on, let's go.
Where did brother-in-Iaw take off too like a rocket?
Brother-in-Iaws gone.
Hello, boys.
Death...s""t and Carlos can come at any time.
Which one are you?
Mr. Comedy Circus.
Myse|f...one and on|y...origina|...
Carlos!
Carlos! Carlos! Carlos!
Nonsense persons.
Okay, you say it.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
You say it. Carlos!
Come on, say it.
Carlos! Carlos! Carlos!
Say it.
Do you think We're stupid?
We'll never say it. Never. - Never.
Prove it.
OkBY-
Challenge. I like challenge.
Hello.
Bittu Punjabi Pizza.
Pizza?
Who ordered it?
Name please.
Some Mr. Carlos.
"What's the name?"
"The name is Carlos."
"Car|os' story."
"| am too clever for you."
"This is your story."
Why choose such an expensive hotel, Joe?
Because the Wedding's going to take place here.
And I've been paid a handsome fee for this job.
Such a big hotel, don't you have another room.
Sir, there are 200 rooms in this hotel.
But, just one vacant.
And the bed...you should at least have two beds.
Sir...just one.
This... What's this? - Yes, sir.
Just one of that too.
Just one towel in the bathroom? - Yes, ma'am.
Just one fruit in this huge fruit basket? - Yes, sir.
What's this? - Just one, sir.
What?
Do you want me to hop around your hotel on one leg?
I'll deduct 50%.
Idiot. Get out!
What is this?
You like it?
I don't.
I think it's a bit loud.
I think it will look nice on you. - Me?
No.
Yes. - There's no need, Joe.
Come on.
Yes. There we go.
Are you sure? - See.
Looks nice.
My neutron bomb around her neck.
What the... - Forget the neck...
She's a complete bombshell.
Hot cookie!
Looking London Going Tokyo.
Balcony, not stall. Bloody fools.
See. It looks really nice. - Really?
What happened?
I've to go. My target is on the move.
I'll see you later.
This phone can't find girls.
I'll find a new phone.
Let me help you. - Oh, God. Disgusting.
Nina.
You should let go of this man.
If I let go, he'll fall.
And anyway, there's nothing he can do at this age.
He's of no use, in living room or the bedroom.
What? What nonsense?
What are you saying?
I've seen you before.
I've been following you from Bengaluru.
Your father has sent me...to stop your wedding.
What? - Yes.
Ramlal!
She's calling you.
Ramlal!
See, poor chap's gone deaf.
Ramlal! - Uncle. Can you hear?
Ramlal! - Hello.
See.
Come here.
Come here now.
Ramlal! He's here to stop our wedding.
What?
I've seen you before?
Who are you?
Are you Ramlal?
Do I look like Ramlal? - I am Ramlal.
Ramlal Prajapati.
Then, who's he?
Some old man...who I was helping.
You're Ramlal.
You're young. - Why?
Does every Ramlal have to be old?
That's a point. That's a point.
Anyway, whatever the age group is.
Your father's sent me to bring you back. Come on.
That evil man is not my father.
He's my step-father. - Yes.
Mr. Khurana is my step father.
And he doesn't want us to get married.
Because if we do, then...
...mom's entire properiy will be mine.
Properiy! - And not his.
I don't want Nina's properiy.
I am an executive chef in a five-star hotel.
And our salary is enough for both of us.
So sweet.
Chef!
Cook.
Ramlal!
Khurana, you fooled me.
I won't spare you.
What happened?
- We need a doctor. Ramlal!
Are you okay?
Yes, Joe. What is it?
Rascal, you tricked me.
Nina's told me everything. - I see.
So you must know what a decent guy I am.
When I get furious...
...| gorge out the eyes and play marbles with it.
I am very dangerous.
You're my slave now.
I've paid you a hefty sum.
Shove yourfilm... - I can't. I can't.
It's a big amount, it will create problems.
Rascal, I meant your pocket.
There's just one way to teach you a lesson.
I'll get your step-daughter and Ramlal married.
I'll make their love successful, understand.
It will definitely succeed in their next life. Not this one.
I won't let them get married in this life.
And I know you're in Goa right now.
Big deal.
That's my Facebook status for today.
Everyone knows I am in Goa.
I've already received 10 Likes and 5 Comments.
Goa!
Oh my, God! Are you okay?
I've decided that I'll get Nina and... - Get up.
What are you doing down there?
...Ram|a| married.
By the way, what's your name? - Yes.
Thanks for asking.
My name's Joe.
Joe B. Carvalo.
My friends call me Joe, but you can call me...
Mr. Carvalo. - Shantipriya.
My girlfriend.
Just the head, where's the rest of her.
Oh, damn!
She never misses a chance of taking her clothes off.
That ‘Torpedo Swimming Stroke‘ which you were doing out there...
...is taught only at the Khadakvvasta Police Academy.
How do you know it?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I lied to you.
I cheated you. Deceived you.
I am a police officer.
Senior Inspector Shantipriya Phadnis.
That means you're not a cabaret dancer? - No.
You're not a cheap and sleazy dancer? - No.
You're a police officer!
Such a big deceit. Why?
Because I hate you, Joe.
First I thought you're a family killer.
But now I know this is your family business.
This is cheating.
First you come back in my life.
You lie and abuse me.
And this time... I didn't even attempt any murder.
And if you do... then I will kill you.
This is not fair.
Since kindergarien...
Nine times...
Nine times you've broken my head.
You dumped me.
This time I am dumping you.
And I promise I will never come back.
I am going, Shanti. - The door's that way.
I know.
Get out!
Don't scare me. - Get out!
And don't come back again. - I'm going.
I don't want to see your face
Even I don't want to see my face.
He's back... wagging his tail.
What? - Hello, baby. Kidnap time.
You dumped her for such a small reason?
Yeah, right.
You're right, Nina. - Yeah.
How can you dump someone for such a small reason? - Oh, yes.
I mean, she's only dumped me 9-10 times.
3-4 times she threatened to kill me.
So what? - Abused me.
Big deal. - Lied to me.
It's okay. - Cheated on me. That's fine.
Right. - Yes. I should go back.
I should go and get her. - Yes.
Yeah. - Yes.
I should go and get her now. - Go, go, go.
Shantipriya, we can never stay apart
I forgive you.
Did she go back to Bengaluru?
I must go after her.
Shid?
These Baba's promote themselves everywhere they get a chance.
Breathe, dear.
Results before the exams.
This wedding is cancelled.
You said it's just gas.
That's why her stomacHs blowing up.
If it was Gas, the Reliance people would've been here by now.
We'll be humiliated.
Your Lohesh is involved in it too. - So...
Not just involved... - Fine. No need to get into details.
Mom-dad. Uncle-aunt.
I love Gehna.
I will marry only Gehna.
Not at all. No kids before marriage.
No! No!
Then return me my money. - Don't argue here.
Please go to some other place. - Come on.
I said get out. - Baby, calm down.
What are you doing? Go get a doctor.
It's all your fault. - Joe. Joe.
Thank God I found you.
Gehna's in labour and it's so bad that I... - Thank God.
I can't tolerate fighting.
So tell us, what's the plan?
Okay, the plan is we've going to Bengaluru.
They'll get married in Bengaluru.
I will find Shantipriya.
Get these two married.
Because her father's arriving here in half an hour.
Get us married too. Please.
Please. - But how?
Please, Joe. Please.
Please. Please, Joe. Please.
Son, stay inside for just 8 hours.
All is well. All is well.
You kicked.
Come out, then I'll deal with you.
Come on. - Let's go.
Baby, calm down. - Baby, relax.
Not too fast.
Relax, baby.
Relax. Calm down. Breathe.
What? What?
Follow him!
Come on. Come on.
Here. Here.
Hurry UP-
Mister, we want to get married.
I'm already married.
If you want to get someone married then, you will have to wait.
Lunchtime. Until 1:30.
Mister.
Oh no.
Come on. Who wants to get married?
These two.
Fill up this form. - Yeah.
Thank you. - Can I borrow a pen?
Why? Can't you carry a pen?
Pen? Here.
I'll fill it.
Hurry up. And careful.
I'll just be back. - Ramlal, give me the pen.
Yes, your name?
Write her name here.
Joe B. Carvalo speaking.
I want to talk to you, urgently.
Wrong number. - I want the trigger.
It's a wrong number.
When I don't have a gun, how will I have the trigger?
Hang up the phone now.
Idiot.
How long is it going to take?
What is it? - Don't hang up the phone.
Hand me the trigger and take your girlfriend back.
Get it. - I told you it's a wrong number.
And I'm not interested in ‘Girlfriend-for-trigger‘ exchange offer.
I have a girlfriend, and I'm happy with her.
Don't call me again. Get it.
Oh my, God!
The kind of people I've to deal with.
Send me back to Afghanistan, please.
What kind of a boyfriend is he?
Bloody nonsense person.
Hello. - What is it?
Why are you bothering me?
It's my first trip to the registration office...
wand, for getting someone else married.
Marriage? Whose marriage?
Why do you want to know?
Nina and Ramlal. Gehna and Lohesh.
Are they your sisters?
Hang-up now. Fool!
Gehna and LohesHs marriage.
That's not possible.
Come out your coward!
This is my contract.
And I am going to complete it.
You dare snatch my right.
Come out, you rat.
What are you doing?
Hand me your coat.
- Here. Cover her.
Someone do something.
Please, please.
But why here? - Coward, you masquerade dressed like a woman.
Whose voice is that?
Come out. - Don't deliver the child before you get married.
Get this baby out.
Why are we here? - This is a palace.
Brother-in-Iaw. - Brother-in-Iaws alive.
Brother-in-Iaw. - Stop you fool.
Brother-in-Iaw is back.
With the grace of God brother-in-Iaw is alive.
Hail brother-in-Iaw.
Rascals!
You already changed gang.
This is no scooter you're trying to kick-stari? - No.
Stop it I say.
Who's the hair-raiser?
I'll shutdown your shop.
He's the real one.
Car..
The man inside is a duplicate.
Joe B. Carvalo.
I don't want anything.
Mr. Discount!
I think you got your brains at a discount from the flea market.
That's his name.
Joe B. Carvalo.
Idiot!
Who are you calling an idiot?
You. - Tell me.
If you're out here, what's he doing inside?
Silly fool.
The government marriage registration office.
..is inside this palace.
Inside the office, he's getting Gehna and Lohesh married.
And you have no brains.
But I know, you came hereto get married.
..to your girlfriend, at gunpoint.
Very funny.
My mission is to stop Gehna and Lohesh's marriage.
For that, I will have to stop Joe B. Carva|o..
“because, he's got the trigger.
..to the neutron bomb.
Now ask where the neutron bomb is.
Go ahead, ask.
Me? - You ask.
Where is it?
Inside the locket which is around this girl's neck.
She isn't just a bomb, she's an atom bomb.
Joe B. Carvalo.
Come out.
Joe B. Carvalo, come out.
You cannot swindle me of my money.
Joe B. Carvalo.
Come out. - Who is he?
You thief.
Come out.
Who are you?
My name is Khurana...who never gets old.
Come out, orl am coming in.
Did he give you a contract too? - Hey, Khurana.
Hey ugly duckling.
What?
What do I look like to you?
That detectivds the one who tricked me.
Come here. - What?
Detective?
So, he's not a hitman? - What?
Hitman?
Are you out of your mind?
He's the Worst detective of Bengaluru.
Doesn't know a thing.
He's not a hitman.
Come, Juliet. Let's get your Romeo out.
Joe B. Carvalo.
Stop this marriage immediately.
Othenlvise I will silence Shantipriya forever. - Shanti.
Over and out.
Don't stop the marriage.
Don't stop the marriage. - Why?
Where are you going? - Hurry up.
Here you go. - Here's the form.
Here comes her hero.
Shanti.
Now I know who you are.
You've bothered me a lot.
Who are you?
I never met you before.
You're foriunate that we never met before.
If we did, you.. - No, mine.
You hung up my calls 10 times.
So it was you who was calling me continuously.
Trigger-for-girlfriend exchange offer.
I've the trigger and your girlfriend, but I don't have time.
And you...detective. - Yeah.
You...you..
What?
You're not worihy of being a detective.
Nonsense person. - Joe, look at me. Focus.
Don't listen to them.
You're a good detective. - Yes.
Quiet. - What?
He's right.
He)’-
Do you know why I gave you this job?
Not because I needed a detective.
But, because I wanted a watchdog.
A dog...who could keep an eye on my daughter.
Stupid detective.
Any fool can make out from my voice..
“what a big rascal I am.
And you.. - Joe. Here I am.
Morn, what are you doing here?
Joe. That Khurana's a big rascal.
See.
She's blind.
But she knows what a big rascal I am.
And you... - You don't have to say it.
Joe...or whoever you are.
Hand Gehna over to me.
And the necklace too.
Othenlvise I will push your mom.
What do you mean?
Don't listen to them.
Remember.
When you were in 1st grade, your rank was 28.
Even though there were just 30 children in your class.
But you didn't give up.
Then you were promoted to 2nd grade.
Then 3rd, then 4th.
5th, Gth...
And you attempted 7th grade thrice.
People called you a fool back then.
And they still call you a fool.
But you never listened to them.
Then, why are you listening to them now?
Yes, mom.
Remember, Joe.
You savv Shaolin Dragon 25 times at Eros with papa.
Killer Monkey, at Liberiy.
Angry Noodle at Capital.
And, Return of the Noodle at Roxy!
Joe my son.
Remember your papa's teachings.
What? - Beware Joe B. Carvalo.
Joe my son...where are you? - You save mom.
I'll deal with this makeup wonder.
Gehna, my love. - Excuse me.
Here I am. - Where's the way to get down?
Shameless. Fighting with women.
Look.
I don't fight with women... I mean it.
Joe. Where are you?
Joe. Joe. - Morn. I am coming.
I am coming. - I am coming to you.
No. - Joe.
Left. Left. Left. - Right. Right. Right.
Morn, left. - Right.
Left. - Right.
Left, mom.
Left. - Go, right.
Joe, stop it.
Right-left! Right-left!
I am going straight. - No, mom.
Don't, mom. - Yes, mom.
MOm!
Joe my son.
You parked the jeep in the hall again.
What a landing.
She shou|d've been a pilot.
Joe, here's your pen.
Thanks.
Trigger.
My trigger.
Joe. Joe. - Ramlal.
Don't let go.
Joe. Don't let go. - Don't let go.
Joe. Don't let go.
JOe!
The bomb's been activated.
It'll explode in two minutes.
It will annihilate everyone within 2 kilometres.
I'll have to cross 2 kilometres in 2 minutes.
Run, Carlos.
Run.
Run!
Run. Run.
Run.
Hurry UP-
Stop. Stop. Brother-in-Iaw.
Do something.
Where are you going? Take me also.
Run.
He fled in my car.
I think it's impossible to cover 2 kilometres in 2 minutes.
Yes.
That means we...
Yes.
Why is it so silent?
Hello. - I am sorry, Joe.
I misunderstood you. - It's okay.
We're finally together.
But see...today's the last day of our life.
Here's a filmy line.
We couldn't live together..
“but, at least We're dying together.
Joe.
We..
MOm!
Morn, We're going to live.
Why are you screaming? - Morn!
Morn, you know what just happened?
Just noW.. - What happened?
Never mind. - Yes.
Do you know Shantipriya? - Oh yes.
Yes. - Okay.
We're planning to get married.
I am so happy.
Dear, you have a beard.
Morn, that's me.
This is Shanti.
She's beautiful. - Yeah.
God bless you darling.
You two take a seat, I'll get tea. - Yes.
Tea? Here?
Mom will definitely get tea from somewhere.
Joe.
Mom should never know what happened between us.
Okay, and mom should never know that.
She's blind.
Yes.
I always hid this from her.
OkBY-
"People of the wor|d.."
"Look at me."
"| am a thing of awe, by God."
"| am unique."
"One in a million, by God."
"People of the wor|d.."
"Look at me."
"| am a thing of awe, by God."
"| am unique."
"One in a million, by God."
"With a head of many facets."
"It's lethal."
"With my attitude, I can get the star."
"| am mind-blastic."
"Din-chastic."
"Cool-Iastic. "
"So fantastic."
"| am mind-blastic."
"Din-chastic."
"Cool-Iastic. "
"So fantastic."
"|'m the answer to all questions."
"| am marvellous."
"| am so goodmthat I am fabulous."
"Girls are crazy about me."
"Even fate was bowled over by me."
"| wonder why the world's jealous of me."
"Turn your eyesmtovvards me."
"| am a thing of awe, by God."
"With a head of many facets."
"It's lethal."
"With my attitude, I can get the star."
"| am mind-blastic."
"Din-chastic."
"Cool-Iastic. "
"So fantastic."
"| am mind-blastic."
"Din-chastic."
"Cool-Iastic. "
"So fantastic."