1 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:04,780 [Rock] 2 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:06,700 # Never found out why you left him # 3 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:08,620 # But this answer begs that question # 4 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:11,940 # Too blind to see tomorrow Too broke to beg or borrow # 5 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:15,260 # Span the distance # # Bridge the border # 6 00:00:15,340 --> 00:00:19,940 # Beg forgiveness # # Round the corner again # 7 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,260 # One more point of contention # 8 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,300 # I need some intervention # 9 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:32,260 # Approaching failing tensions # 10 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:34,900 [Girl] Are you sure you don't wanna go to my room? [Boy] No. Why? 11 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:37,540 My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone. 12 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:39,460 All right. The door is locked. 13 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:41,380 Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. Okay, yeah, sure. 14 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,260 No strings attached, okay? It's just friendly good-byesex. 15 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,300 Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right. 16 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:46,780 Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right. 17 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:50,060 Uh, yeah, but you see, it's just that, um, 18 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,940 we've never even had friendly hello sex. 19 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:56,540 So doyou not wanna do this? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 20 00:00:56,620 --> 00:01:00,020 Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do. 21 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,620 Uh, it's just that, 22 00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:04,940 you see, this is actually my first time. 23 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:07,780 Well, not my first. It's my first time, 24 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:11,420 uh, since my... first time. 25 00:01:11,540 --> 00:01:13,620 So, technically, that's my second time. 26 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,740 And l-- I don't-- I don't wanna suck at it. 27 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:19,140 So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise-- 28 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:22,740 Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. 29 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:25,420 I mean, girls like a guy with confidence. 30 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:28,060 Hey, I'm confident. 31 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:32,060 Oh, I am-- I'm absolutely, totally confident. 32 00:01:32,180 --> 00:01:33,460 Oh? Yeah. 33 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,180 Let's get naked. Okay. 34 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:41,580 Seems likejust yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college. 35 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:44,660 - Mm-hmm. - We popped a couple of beers, 36 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:46,940 and he said, "Now, you're a man." 37 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:49,300 And today I get to say the same thing to my son. 38 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:51,380 Honey, your speeches embarrass him. 39 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:54,460 So, try and do what the kids say, and just... be cool. 40 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:57,780 I think I bring new meaning to the word "cool," honey. 41 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,740 That's his dormitory up ahead. 42 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:07,074 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =- 43 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,500 Turn over. Okay. 44 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:20,060 Ow. [ Groans ] 45 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,980 Can't bring alcohol in the dorms. Oh, uh, good. 46 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:29,980 Thankyou, uh, Matt. I'm just here to surprise my sonim. 47 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,340 Now pin my leg up. What? 48 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:34,620 Pin my leg up, like this. 49 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,780 Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. 50 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:40,780 May be you can help me out, you know. 51 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:43,460 Okay. 52 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:46,500 Is that the one? No. There! 53 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:49,420 Oh, yeah, yeah! Oh, oh, oh, okay! 54 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:51,700 [ Shudders ] Now I remember. 55 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,100 I didn't do this foryou. 56 00:02:56,180 --> 00:02:57,980 Thanks, dude. 57 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,700 [Dad] Where's my big guy? Oh, my God! 58 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:03,660 Oh, no. Hey-- [ Screams ] 59 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:08,820 -esus! -im, we got here a little early. 60 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:10,940 - Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car. 61 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:13,420 Go, Dad! Oh, my-- Geez. 62 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,700 Was that your dad? Yeah. 63 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,820 - I'm so sorry. - For your own edification, 64 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:19,260 son, I just-- I'm not embarrassed. 65 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:22,660 - I am! - It's a perfectly normal thing for two-- 66 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:26,380 - Dad, what are you doing? - This is human nature. Human nature at its best. 67 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:30,500 Son, everybody does it. Your mother and l-- Well, not so much anymore. 68 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,860 Got your favorite. Oh, my God! They're fucking! 69 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:36,020 - No! No! - Honey, honey, listen. No, no. I'm gonna take her-- 70 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,700 Pleasejust go! Actually, ifyou wouldn't mind. 71 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:41,060 Honey-- I'll take her to the car. 72 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,020 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ] 73 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,740 Hi, Mama. What? 74 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:47,460 - Natalie! - I'm Jim 's dad. 75 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:49,340 You must be the parents ofthis young lady. 76 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:52,260 I'm sorry I didn't get her name, but hopefully my son did... 77 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:52,820 because I have not been here the whole time. 78 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:54,180 because I have not been here the whole time. 79 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:56,380 [Man] Natalie, get dressed! 80 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:59,180 - Beer? - [Man] Avert your eyes! Turn around! 81 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,140 [Natalie] Thanks,Jim. You don't believe in locks? Oh, my God. 82 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:05,820 # More time apart will give you a few more months to argue # 83 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:09,180 # Is this too much to live through It always seemed to far to # 84 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:12,460 # Drive the point home # # Send more letters # 85 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:15,860 # Pray tomorrow # # Ends up better ## 86 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,940 Heya, fuckface. 87 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:25,780 - Mornin', dude. - ome on, Ozzy. It's show time. 88 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:32,820 Ozzy, before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather, I wanna show you what you're missing. 89 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:37,140 See what they are today, dude. See what they are today. 90 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:39,340 Okay, here wego. Moment oftruth. 91 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:43,260 Ooh! 92 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:45,900 There's little hearts on her panties! Super. 93 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:48,700 There's little hearts on her panties! ome on, look, you pussy. Look. 94 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:51,060 What the fuck, man? ome on! 95 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:55,500 I'm disappointed in you. Here it is, the end ofour freshman year and you screwed one girl. 96 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,580 One. [ huckles ] 97 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:59,540 You're a disgrace to men everywhere. 98 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,460 Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, 99 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:05,780 and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby. 100 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,460 All right, here's a new idea foryou, Stifler, okay? 101 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:10,620 You find a girl. You two become best friends. 102 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:13,460 You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. 103 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:17,020 - You just laugh at the people that do count. - Here's a new idea foryou. 104 00:05:17,140 --> 00:05:19,420 I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass. 105 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:23,260 Okay, people. Notebooks closed. Let's get this exam rolling. 106 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:26,940 Holy shit, dude. We got an exam today? 107 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,940 You kiddin' me? 108 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:31,140 Bullshit. [ Scoffs ] 109 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:37,980 Yes! I'm never even gonna think about political science again. 110 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,980 Hey. How'd you do? 111 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,060 Oh, fine. Yeah? 112 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:45,700 I Can't believe I'm doing this summer abroad thing. Last thing I need is more classes. 113 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:48,580 You're gonna have a great time. [Boy] Hello, summer! 114 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:52,540 Did that exam blow or what? Yeah, it sucked. 115 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,700 Ozzy! Kev, what's up, man? How are you? 116 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:57,420 Good. Put your party hat on. 117 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:59,860 Wegot 12 weeks of immortality ahead. Yes, sir! 118 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:07,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 119 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:10,820 Weird. 120 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:28,460 Ah, the one thatgot away, huh, son? 121 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:33,260 Yeah. Yeah. 122 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:39,820 Well, evidently you two made quite the handsome couple on the lnternet. 123 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,540 Oh, I didn't see it. 124 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:47,540 It, uh, was brought up at a P.T.A. meeting. 125 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:50,380 Anyway, my point is, 126 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:55,140 these little sexual debacles should not get you down, because you know what? 127 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:58,860 It happens to the best of us. In fact, 128 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:02,660 the first time your mother and l... got together, 129 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:04,740 [ Low Moan ] I used a condom. 130 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:08,620 Well, she referred to it as "shrink wrapping." 131 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,820 [ huckles ] 132 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:12,740 But I got over it. 133 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:14,940 Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging... 134 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:17,420 and, uh, good things will happen. 135 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:19,940 Good to have you home, son. 136 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:26,060 It's good to be home, Dad. 137 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:28,940 [Kevin] It'sgonna be nice to hit Stifler's tonight afterexams. 138 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:32,180 Did you get through 'em? There's the mystery man! 139 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,260 [Kevin] Finch, howareyou? Kevin. Konichiwa. 140 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:37,980 James. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. 141 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,740 It'sapanese. 142 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:44,900 It means "hello." Hello. 143 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:49,300 - Finch, what happened to Latin? - I met aapanese girl at the art museum. 144 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:53,540 hanged majors. Wanted to understand all those things she was moaning. 145 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:56,300 -You got laid in an art museum? -The Met. 146 00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:59,700 - Oh, and the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim? 147 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:02,700 And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins. 148 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:06,100 - All right, enough, Finch. - But I'll tell you, none ofthese women... 149 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:08,060 even compare to-- 150 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:10,900 [ All ] Stifler's mom. 151 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,940 Stifler's mom is a goddess. 152 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:20,620 How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction? 153 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:24,260 This thing is like halfalcohol. You'rejust trying to get me drunk. 154 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:27,660 [ huckles ] Mary, would I do that? 155 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:32,100 My name's hristy. hristy, right, right. Beautiful name. 156 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:35,540 Like it matters. Hey, how you doing? Hey. 157 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:37,700 Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners! 158 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:40,180 Johnny ., how's it going? Good to see you. 159 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:43,180 Oh, looks like someone gained a freshman 1 5. 160 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,220 This'll help. You're an asshole. 161 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,140 [DoorbelIRings] Missed you too. 162 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,260 All right, everybody having a good time? Ladies. 163 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:53,620 Fellas! How's it going? 164 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:56,100 The keg's back there as always. Enjoy. 165 00:08:56,220 --> 00:09:01,260 Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 1 1 -inch penis... 166 00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:03,380 around! 167 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,580 Think about it. Sherman! 168 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:09,620 Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha. 169 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:12,540 ome on, man. I'm really happy to see you. 170 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,900 All right. You stupid fuck. 171 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:19,700 Hey. Hey, are you Steve Stifler? 172 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:23,100 - Yes, I am. - Well, thank you for throwing this awesome party, man. 173 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:26,060 - No problem. - Yeah, the cops bust all our parties now. 174 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:28,380 Well, I put the word out... 175 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,340 so high-school chicks would come. 176 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:33,980 Just 'cause you fuckers don't have dicks doesn't make it right for you to be here, you know. 177 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:38,660 - Uh, hey, man, could I askyou a question? - Sure, son. 178 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:42,300 Is it true that Paul Finch nailed your mom? 179 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,700 Sons of bitches. 180 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,340 My mom's a saint! 181 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:52,220 Go sucksome dick! 182 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:56,380 Hey, arlos,ason. What's going on? Keg's back on the deck. 183 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,940 Hey, how's lowa State? 184 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:01,900 Did you see those fuckers I had to boot outta here? 185 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:07,020 Yup. Back at Stifler's. It's just like old times. One difference. 186 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,460 We're college men now. 187 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:11,860 Some ofthese girls are from the grade below us. 188 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,980 I might actually have a chance. 189 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,980 Hey, I rememberyou. 190 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,700 Oh, do you now? 191 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,260 You're that guy who blew his load on the lnternet. 192 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:23,900 [Both Laughing] 193 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:26,820 Splat. "Oh, wait, Nadia, don't go." Splat. 194 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,260 Pathetic. Loser. 195 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:32,980 It's exactly like old times. 196 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,020 I'm gonna miss you. I'll miss you. 197 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:41,980 I'll call you when I get in, okay? 198 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:44,300 Go have fun. Okay. 199 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,500 Bye. Bye-bye. 200 00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,820 [Jim] lcan't believe those two girls, Kevin. 201 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,740 [Kevin] Jim, it'snot a big deal. No. Yeah. 202 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:04,060 They toyed with my emotions. 203 00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,260 Hello. Hello. See? There's other girls. 204 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:11,020 - How are ya? - You got nothing to worry about, man. 205 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:13,020 Hey,essica's here. 206 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,500 With Vicky. 207 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:20,220 And Vicky got... hot! 208 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,220 What's that supposed to mean? 209 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,140 Look at her. 210 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:27,580 Yeah,Jim, lsee her. Hey, Kevin. 211 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,500 I'll be right back. 212 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,580 Hey, Vic, how are you? What's up? 213 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,500 I'm okay. Yeah, I'm good. 214 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:40,780 That's good. It's good to hear. Yeah, you too. 215 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,580 Wow. 216 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:46,300 Well, this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in Tijuana. 217 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:49,340 And I would know. Okay. 218 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,180 I'm gonna get a drink. She's right. 219 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:55,580 Why is this so weird? Actually, l-l have no idea. 220 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:58,900 See, I knew it. I knew you'd be mature about this. 221 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:02,060 You know, and we could still be friends, right? Yeah. 222 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:04,460 I miss you, Kev. 223 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,340 Whoa. 224 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,380 Friends, right? 225 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:16,780 Yeah, right. I mean, I know you said friends and l-- I just-- 226 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:20,100 I'm sorry. I was-- It wasjust... 227 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,940 an oldhabit-- a friendkiss. 228 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:27,060 - Are you sure? - Vic, why wouldn't I wanna be friends with you? 229 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,420 Look, we'll-- we'll just do this, okay? 230 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,500 Friends. Friends. 231 00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:39,340 Ozzy! Myman! There he is. 232 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:42,300 Shake off your chains of monogamy. You're a free man. 233 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:45,660 I don't think so. You know I'll never turn over to the dark side. 234 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:48,980 Dumb ass. What happened to the 'nova I knew in high school? 235 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,860 'Nova, as in asanova? The guy who had all the moves? 236 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:55,140 Yeah, he was an idiot. Yeah, but he was my idiot. 237 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:57,380 Hey, everyone! Listen up! 238 00:12:57,460 --> 00:13:00,020 'Nova's back, baby! 239 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,860 And he's taking the locks off his cock! 240 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:08,100 Ozzy, I'm lobbing you a soft ball here. 241 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,780 Pull out your bat and take a swing. Mandy. 242 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,660 This is my friend Oz. 243 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,900 All-state lacrosse three years in a row. 244 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,580 Hey, Oz. Hi, Mandy. How are you? 245 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,860 Listen, I have a girlfriend. 246 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,540 It was a pleasure meeting you. 247 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,500 Beer out back. 248 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,300 You pussy! 249 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,780 Stifler's mom's room. 250 00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:58,900 How did you do that magic you did? 251 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,220 Tantra. 252 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,980 What the fuck are you doin' in here? 253 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:28,020 -ust relax. - You get out of my house! 254 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,180 Jesus hrist! ome back here, you little fucker! 255 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,460 Come back here, you son ofa bitch! Take it easy. 256 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,660 Whoa! Hey! Hey! Easy! Easy! That's enough. 257 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,580 Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? 258 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:42,060 Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches. 'ause you fuckin' bit me! 259 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:45,180 - You touch me, I bite. - You two relax and shake hands. 260 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,700 Shake this! Hey. 261 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,940 Finch. I need a drink. 262 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,860 Why is everybody taking a piss right now? 263 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:58,420 The line's too long. I ain't gonna make it, man. You'll be okay. Relax. 264 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,940 Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom. 265 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,820 Hey, you are a god. Holy shit, dude. 266 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:08,540 If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause I gotta piss so bad, I would shake your hand. 267 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:11,060 I'm honored, guys. Don't leave. 268 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:14,700 You must teach me. How? How? 269 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:18,500 Oh, look what I found, hristy. 270 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:21,340 Oh, what a coincidence. 271 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:27,860 I've been saving this for a special occasion... 272 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:31,100 for a special girl, just like you. 273 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,460 You're so sweet. That's what they say. 274 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,620 Oh, weird. 275 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:39,140 Oh, my God. I spilled some on you. 276 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,340 May be I should mop that up. Thanks. 277 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:44,380 No problem. Whoa! Whoa, hey. 278 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:47,500 Take it slow. ome on. Right. 279 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,780 You know, they warn us about these situations in college. 280 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:55,620 Now, you may be intoxicated. 281 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,620 Oh, yeah. 282 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,340 Are you certain that you wish to engage in "consensing"-- 283 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,860 Hey, don't count your chickens, buster. 284 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:06,980 I'm just playing by the rules, baby. I make the rules. 285 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,220 That's a pretty good fucking rule. 286 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,260 Dude, the line's too long. I'll never make it. 287 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,380 It's gotta happen now. Get my back. Go, bro. 288 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,420 Iamp it off. Hello. 289 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,940 - Oh, Laurie. How are you? - [ Groaning ] 290 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,860 Hey. How are you? Hi, Lori. 291 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:37,460 - Good. I'm really good. - How 'bout I give you a little champagne? 292 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,420 - Why don't you go downstairs and get us a couple beers? - I've got a surprise foryou. 293 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,380 - Why don't you go downstairs and get us a couple beers? - I've got a surprise foryou. 294 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,900 Iose your eyes and get ready. Oh, I'm ready. 295 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,220 [ Giggles ] 296 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,860 You want a beer? Yeah, all right. 297 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,780 Mmm. 298 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,300 Okay, go. 299 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:59,900 This is kind of kinky, and I like that. 300 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,500 [ Grunts ] 301 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:07,940 Ohhh! That's it. Bathe the Stifmeister. 302 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:11,260 [ Sighs ] 303 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:13,060 Oh, that's great! 304 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,260 Oh, that's great. 305 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:17,260 How did you get it so nice and warm? 306 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:20,660 - [ Sighs ] - [ Moans ] 307 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,180 I can taste the bubbles. 308 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,420 Actually, I can't. 309 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,300 Much better. 310 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,340 Wait a second. 311 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:41,140 Let's go. Thanks, man. 312 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,020 hristy? 313 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:47,580 Oh, fuck! 314 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:49,460 Oh, fuck! 315 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:55,340 Yep. Half of these got East High parking passes on 'em. 316 00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:59,020 Break up another one. all a couple units. 317 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,820 Isn't this the Stifler house? Yeah. You ever seen Mrs. Stifler? 318 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:05,340 Oh, what a "milf." Oh, yeah? 319 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,260 [Jim] Okay, now, 320 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:12,700 do these high school kids think that we're cool because they're at a college party, 321 00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:18,340 or are we those weird older guys that try to hang out with high school kids when we come home? 322 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:21,420 No way. We're definitely not those guys. [Boy] Cops! 323 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,180 - ops! - [Man] Allright! 324 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:26,540 Break it up. Party's over. 325 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:30,100 Let'sgo. Ostreicher, Meyers. 326 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:33,980 - Welcome back. - Where's Steve Stifler? 327 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,780 I got peed on. 328 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,940 [Kevin] No, man, Stifler'sgotshut down. 329 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,700 We can't party anywhere anymore. 330 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,180 And things are-- 331 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:54,420 Getting weird? Yeah, a little bit. 332 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,820 First summer back from college. 333 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,540 Yep, things are gonna get weirder. 334 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,860 - What are you talkin' about? - Well, times change, people change. 335 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:04,780 It's just what happens, you know. 336 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:08,300 Kev, listen. Go into my old room. 337 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:11,860 My friendsandlknew that it was up to us to stick together. 338 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:15,540 You remember my first collegesummer? We rented that lake house in GrandHarbor. 339 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:18,580 We treated every day out there like it was a post-promparty. 340 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,420 Hellofa time. We cappedit all off with a massive blowout. 341 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:23,540 Best ever. It waslegendary. 342 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,860 My advice is do that. Bythe end of the summer, 343 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,660 you'regonna see the bigpicture. 344 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:38,820 # I love adventure Nothing's better to me ## 345 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:42,900 [Foot steps Approaching] [Knocking] 346 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:45,980 She's on the phone. She's on the phone. It's long distance. 347 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,940 Who? Nadia! Nadia! 348 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,620 What? New York. She's on-- Hello. Yes, dear, he's right here. 349 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,700 Here. Wait. Now remember-- 350 00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:56,820 Yes, I am sure to go see the Lion King. 351 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:59,860 Right. And don't ride the subway after midnight. Okay. 352 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:03,540 I know they've done wonderful things with that city, but, you know, for me-- 353 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,580 - Dad! - He's right-- Hang on. 354 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,540 Hey-- Hey, Nadia. Jim! 355 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:14,540 How was college? ollege was excellent. 356 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:17,460 Yeah. Yeah, it was-- it was really excellent. 357 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:20,060 You have not forgotten about me, have you? 358 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:23,300 No. I, uh-- Absolutely not. 359 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,580 I definitely didn't. Good, because guess what? 360 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,780 I'm coming to see you at the end ofsummer. 361 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,300 I hope you're ready for me... 362 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:35,780 because I have not forgotten about you either, you sexy boy. 363 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,460 [Jim] Shit. [Finch]Jim, you can eat hot dogs tomorrow. 364 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:41,740 No, no, Finch, it's not the hot dogs. 365 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,660 Nadia called me this morning. 366 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,780 She's coming here at the end ofthe summer and she wants to see me. 367 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:49,860 - Oh, that's killer. - Yeah, that's a good thing. 368 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,740 No, not "good thing." Not "killer." 369 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,860 I'll never be able to do it. 370 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:58,660 Nadia is gonna be expecting filet mignon. 371 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:03,020 Okay, and all I'm gonna be able to give her... 372 00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:04,980 is rump roast. 373 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:10,540 Aw, come on. Jim, you've had experience since Nadia. 374 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,660 Ah, yes, you would be referring to... 375 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:15,740 the flute-fetish band geek that made me her bitch and then ditched me after prom. 376 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:17,820 Yes, that's great experience. That's the one. 377 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:21,260 Ah, you just gotta find the right girl,imbo. 378 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:23,260 Brings it all together. [Finch] lhadthe right woman. 379 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:28,220 Shejust sells her cottage and takes off to parts unknown. 380 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,780 Oh, my romantic life has past its peak. 381 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,980 Take me out to the pasture and shoot me. 382 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:37,540 Super start to a super summer, fellas. Welcome home. 383 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:42,780 Guys, I got it. Packyour bags. 384 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:46,180 - For what? - We're moving to the lake. 385 00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:52,380 We're gonna be the shit. Everybody on the beach is gonna know us. 386 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:55,060 Plenty of opportunities to practice for Nadia. 387 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:58,220 Throw a huge party at the end ofthe summer to cap it all off. 388 00:21:58,340 --> 00:22:01,820 Dude, that's a great idea. That way we'll be able to welcome Heather back... 389 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,780 and we'll be able to prepare for Nadia's big arrival. 390 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:08,380 This is it. This is my summer of love. 391 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,540 Just thought I'd say good-bye to you animals. 392 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,780 Hey, Mr. Levenstein. How are you, sir? Hey. 393 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:16,940 - All packed up I see. - Yeah, we're all set, Dad. 394 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:19,420 Don't worry, okay? I'llbe fine. 395 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:21,380 ome on and give your old man a hug. 396 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:37,060 - Keep it real, homies. - You too, sir. Have a good summer. 397 00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:39,500 All right, let's go. 398 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:43,900 I've been running these numbers here and I don't think the four ofus can afford this place. 399 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:47,500 - Not on summerjobs. - Well, I kind ofthought ofthat. 400 00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:51,620 So... Invited someone else. 401 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:57,580 Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! 402 00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,060 Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! 403 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:02,300 Wipe my ass and lick my balls! 404 00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:05,420 It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 405 00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:08,060 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 406 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,260 [Rock] 407 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:22,460 Stifler, ifyou're gonna be living with us you gotta behave yourself. 408 00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:26,100 All right, you and Finch just stay out ofeach other's way. 409 00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:28,940 Kevin, Stifler's stench is unavoidable. 410 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:31,260 Finch, fist yourself. [ huckles ] 411 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:35,100 That's right, baby. We're here. 412 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,780 Yeah, baby, we're here! 413 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:40,260 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 414 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,940 # 'Cause we like having fun at other people's expenses # 415 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:47,300 # Cutting people down is just a minor offense # 416 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:49,300 # It's none of your concern I guess I'll never learn # 417 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:51,460 # I'm sick of being told to wait my turn # 418 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,780 # I don't wanna waste my time # 419 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:56,660 # Become another casualty of society # 420 00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:58,580 # I'll never fall in line # 421 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:01,580 # Become another victim of conformity ## 422 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:06,740 It's a palace. It's a temple. 423 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,780 Isn't this great? 424 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,060 Ah, dude. Are you kidding me? 425 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:15,860 [Rock] 426 00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:31,260 Thisjust won't do. 427 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,860 # I'll do everything # 428 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,420 # But you're not that way # 429 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,540 # I'm lost around you # 430 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:43,100 # And you'll do everything with the same old lies # 431 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:48,860 # When I can't even try # 432 00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:52,740 # Yeah, you get me high I'm feeling so low # 433 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:55,700 # How far will you let me go # 434 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:59,740 # Yeah, you get me high I'm feeling so low # 435 00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:03,300 # I'm knocked down by the vertigo # 436 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,620 Guys. 437 00:25:07,420 --> 00:25:10,020 heck this out. This is it. 438 00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:12,860 # I fall behind you # 439 00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:17,420 # I'll make the same mistakes with the same old lies ## 440 00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:20,780 [ Chanting ] 441 00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:23,340 Will you idiots tell me what this fucker's doin'? 442 00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:28,180 [ Gasps ] 443 00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:31,500 Don't touch me while I'm tantric. 444 00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:34,980 "Tantric"? What the fuck is tantric? 445 00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:38,900 It's a Buddhist discipline. You learn to channel your body's energies-- 446 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:41,220 your chakras. 447 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:45,020 When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days. 448 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:48,980 -And this stuff's for real? -It's been around for centuries. 449 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,300 With tantra you can make an entire session ofsex... 450 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:54,220 feel like one giant orgasm. 451 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:57,980 eventually, you can sustain that feeling by meditating. 452 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,180 Well, may be you can teach me sometime? Very doubtful. 453 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,380 True. ome on,im. 454 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:06,580 You can't possibly be that bad. Oh, no? 455 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,780 No way. 456 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:12,500 Well, I guess there's only one person that really knows for sure, huh? 457 00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:15,020 Oh, yeah? Where's she thissummer? 458 00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:16,980 [Whistle Blowing] 459 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,940 [ Marching Band ] 460 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:31,500 Hey, areyou here for the mid-session performance? 461 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:33,660 Guests go in the amphitheater. You can't be here. 462 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:35,620 Do you know where I could find Michelle Flaherty? 463 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:38,580 Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time, 464 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,900 a bearcame, andthen the bear hadto be destroyed, 465 00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:43,780 which means they shot it in the head with a rifle and killed it and it died. 466 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:46,340 You must know Michelle. 467 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,020 One, two, three, four. 468 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,420 One, two, three, four. 469 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:53,380 One, two, three, four. 470 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,780 [Flute] 471 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,820 That's a lot offlutes. 472 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:10,860 [Bell Clanging] [ hattering ] 473 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:15,780 Good luck. Thanks. Good job. 474 00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:18,220 Have fun atyournext class. 475 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:22,820 Hey, Michelle. 476 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:24,740 Jim. Holy potatoes! 477 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,100 You're really here? [Man] Everybody stick together. 478 00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,940 You're really here? [Man] Everybody stick together. 479 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:31,580 Oh, shoot! We're-- We're not supposed to have visitors, 480 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:31,820 Oh, shoot! We're-- We're not supposed to have visitors, 481 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,340 'cause this one time, uh... here, 482 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:34,620 this kid had these cookies-- 483 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,580 this kid had these cookies-- 484 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:40,460 Let me guess. A bear came. ool. 485 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,660 It's like you know all our stories. 486 00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,380 Oh. Was that a question? 487 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,420 I don't know. May be. 488 00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:51,860 Do you wanna answer it anyway? Michelle, um, 489 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:55,940 I left you like, uh-- Iike three messages after prom. 490 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:57,620 Really? 491 00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:01,860 You didn't think I was weird because ofthe way I acted that night? 492 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:05,460 Weird, no. 493 00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:07,500 Surprising, yes. 494 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:09,860 I get nasty when I'm horny. 495 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,380 That's kind of why I'm here. 496 00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:14,300 Um, you remember, 497 00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:17,140 was I any good... that-that night? 498 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:20,100 Oh, wow. Geez. 499 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,860 How could I forget? 500 00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:25,660 You sucked. You didn't know what the hell you were doing. 501 00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:29,220 But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible? 502 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:32,140 I'm sorry. "Terrible"? I've had worse. 503 00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:35,740 Oh. Oh, sorry. I-- 504 00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:38,900 I-l could give you some pointers ifyou want. 505 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:41,260 Really? [Bell Clanging] 506 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:45,540 Oh. Oh, shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay? 507 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:47,420 Yeah. Oh, wait. 508 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,540 ool idea. 509 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,300 Hey! 510 00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:00,500 - What are you doing? - Ow! 511 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,980 - Ooh. Ooh. - [ Moaning ] 512 00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:06,180 You're all right. Here we go. You know you're not supposed to be here now. 513 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,740 Everyone's supposed to be in the amphitheater. All right. ome on. [ Mumbling ] 514 00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:12,220 It's piss-poor to be this late. I'm very angry right now. 515 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:15,340 You can tell by the tone of my voice I'm angry. I'm pissed off is what I am. 516 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:17,300 Here theyare. Cut 'em off. Go, go. 517 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:19,300 Wait a minute. Are you Petey? 518 00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:22,340 Petey? Uh, yeah, sure. 519 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,980 Petey! Well, that explains everything. 520 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,340 All right. Well, it's always something with these kids. Go! 521 00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:30,700 Petey, we arejust so thrilled to have you. None of my kids are at your caliber. 522 00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:35,460 Watch that. But we arejust so overjoyed to have someone with your kind oftalent here. 523 00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:37,380 Oh, great. [ Boy ] Here you go. 524 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:40,180 That's great. Oh, look at this. Your old best friend. ome on. Move. 525 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:43,620 I know it's not yours, but you are going to make beautiful music. 526 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,980 Here we go. This is fantastic. I'm very excited. 527 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:49,020 You just own this and break a leg. 528 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:51,540 All right, all right. 529 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:54,420 [CrowdApplauding] 530 00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:09,700 -What was he doing out wandering around unsupervised? -Who knows? 531 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:13,220 I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids. 532 00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:16,060 [Trombone Playing Slowly] 533 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:22,420 Kids, entertain yourselves. Play along with Petey. 534 00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:25,180 No, no, no, no, Petey. Here we go. 535 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:27,620 All right, all right. ome on, now. A little encouragement. 536 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,300 Right to this spot. 537 00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:32,940 Folks, he's just a little nervous. 538 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:35,700 This isn't right. 539 00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:37,660 Just blow on it, kid. All right. 540 00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:39,580 Here we go. 541 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:48,820 Uh-- [Girl] Come on, Petey. 542 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,700 Play! Do something. 543 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:03,340 [ Honking ] 544 00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:05,340 Special, my ass. 545 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:07,580 ome on. Give the little guy some support. 546 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,820 [ All Murmuring Agreement ] 547 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:12,780 Come on, Petey. You're doinggreat, partner. 548 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,180 [Woman] Come on, honey. You can do it. 549 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:17,820 ome on, Petey. 550 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:21,980 Oh, what the hell. 551 00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:26,700 Yeah! [ huckles ] All right! 552 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:31,500 All right, Petey! Play it, man! ome on! [im ] Yeah! 553 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:34,300 Rock and roll! 554 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:35,940 Whoo! 555 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,860 [ Off-key ] 556 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,220 [CrowdGasping] 557 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,580 Thankyou! 558 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:20,300 Thankyou, Tall Oaks. You're beautiful. 559 00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:28,220 My name is Petey! 560 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:30,660 Thankyou! 561 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:33,540 And I have gigantic balls! 562 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,980 - [ rowds Falls Silent ] - [Microphone Feeding Back] 563 00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:40,740 I-- 564 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,940 - Michelle-- - Not now! ome back later. Go! 565 00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:55,700 [ScatteredLaughter] 566 00:32:55,820 --> 00:32:58,020 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. ome back here! 567 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:01,220 I wanna talk toyou! You are so sweet. 568 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:04,100 He is... special. 569 00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:06,500 He's my bitch. 570 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,500 Well, Michelle has confirmed it. 571 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:13,940 I suck. What? 572 00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:16,660 I gotta get some practice. 573 00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:19,940 Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house,imbo. 574 00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:24,140 We plop a keg on the deck, and the girls come in offthe beach. 575 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:27,180 It's like a hummingbird feeder. 576 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:30,060 You think so? I know so. 577 00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:31,940 Guaranteed hotties. 578 00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:34,580 Fellas, nice pad. 579 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:37,500 Good view, but... 580 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,860 the Sherminator sensors detect no female life-forms in the vicinity. 581 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:45,100 High likelihood of a sausagefest in progress. 582 00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:47,460 The girls are comin'. I made some calls. 583 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:49,620 Yeah. 584 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:52,820 The Sherminator's got a point, Kev. 585 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:56,740 Since when do you start listening to the Sherminator? 586 00:33:56,820 --> 00:34:00,540 Since he made me realize there's an abundance ofwiener here. 587 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:03,060 I mean, look around, dude. Dude? 588 00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:05,260 [ Vicky] Allright, nowit'syourturn. 589 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:07,180 [Oz] Oh, come on. There'snothing to tell. 590 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:10,660 Hey, what's up? What are you guys talking about? 591 00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:12,860 You know, we'rejust trading war stories about college-- 592 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:15,260 who hookedup with who, who slept with who-- 593 00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:17,500 So, Vicky? 594 00:34:17,580 --> 00:34:21,380 Well, there was this one guy. How 'bout you? 595 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:25,020 Oh, you know, there was a few girls-- three. 596 00:34:25,140 --> 00:34:29,140 Ooh, look at you. You stud. 597 00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:31,580 Allright, Oz. Nowthat Kevin told us, what aboutyou? 598 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:34,740 You haven't hadthe slightest bit ofattraction to any girl at school? 599 00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:37,540 Don't you fuckin' say no. I know you did. 600 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:40,460 even if l did, 601 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:43,540 it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing. 602 00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:47,660 Very... uninteresting. And how about you, Jessica? 603 00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:51,260 -How many chicks did you sleep with this year? -Gee, wouldn't you like to know. 604 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:55,900 - Fuckyeah, I would. - [ huckles ] 605 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:59,660 - ome on, Ozzy. - Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours. 606 00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:02,820 - Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break? 607 00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:08,060 What the-- 608 00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,780 Where are the fuckin' females? 609 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:14,460 Jim, can'tyou leave your shirt on? You'rescaring the chicksaway. 610 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,420 Jim, can'tyou leave your shirt on? You'rescaring the chicksaway. 611 00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:18,580 [Oz] Dude, give him a break. 612 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,660 Ozzy, go deep. Yeah, bro. You playing? 613 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,820 No. 614 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:27,380 No, no, keep going. Flag pattern. 615 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,820 - What are you doin'? - Fishin'. 616 00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:38,460 [ Groaning ] Are you okay? 617 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:43,700 - You okay? - Oh, man, I'm so sorry. Is everybody okay? 618 00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:46,980 [Chattering lndistinctly] 619 00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:54,500 - Amazing. - [Stifler] Yes. 620 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,780 The Force is strong in that one. 621 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:59,020 Whoa. 622 00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:04,540 The Sherminator detects seriousheat at a distance of two meters. 623 00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:06,500 Prepare to deploy beer. 624 00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:10,740 Sherman, dude, 625 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:12,660 Iet me give you a valuable piece ofadvice, okay? 626 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:14,620 Drop the whole "Sherminator" thing. 627 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,660 Please repeat previous statement. 628 00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:19,500 Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right? 629 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:24,460 And that rhymes with The Terminator which was a big hit movie ten years ago. 630 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:27,260 But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it. 631 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:31,140 System overload. Hasta la vista, essica. 632 00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:35,500 What a freak. 633 00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:37,620 [ huckling ] 634 00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:40,420 Vic, hey, you guys are leaving? 635 00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:44,300 You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up. 636 00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:47,420 Well, what are you doing this weekend? I can get together. 637 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:49,660 ool. Let's hang out. All right. 638 00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:52,220 Bye, Kev. See ya,ess. 639 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,980 No, no, that's all wrong. 640 00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:01,060 Thankyou. Have a nice day. Good-bye. 641 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,580 So what does he mean, "meet up"? You know, like hang out, 642 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:05,540 grab lunch, whatever. 643 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:09,100 I told you, we'rejust friends now. And he totally understands. 644 00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:12,660 Oh, yeah, I'm sure he understands quite well. He does. 645 00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:16,860 Oh, no, sir. These are all wrong foryou. I mean, seriously. 646 00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:20,020 Sure. Well, we're friends. 647 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:23,260 But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else. Right. 648 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:26,860 I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck. 649 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:31,460 - [ Laughs ] - Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out. 650 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:35,780 Imean, that like makesme 50% of herentireguy-relatedlife. 651 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:37,740 You dipshit. 652 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:40,860 She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three. 653 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:44,260 - What? - When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with, 654 00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:46,580 multiply it by three and that's the real number. 655 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:49,540 [Laughs] Didn 'tyou fuckers learn anythingat college? 656 00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:53,740 Look, he did not sleep with three girls, okay? 657 00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:56,460 Much like Sly and the Family Stone aren't gonna dance on in here... 658 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:59,740 and gang-bang me between the Afros and the bell bottoms, okay? 659 00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:01,660 It's not gonna happen. 660 00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:03,940 Kevin Meyers did not sleep with three girls at Michigan. 661 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,140 But why would he lie to me? It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule ofthree. 662 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:08,180 But why would he lie to me? It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule ofthree. 663 00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:10,020 The rule ofwhat? Three. 664 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:13,620 A guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. 665 00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:16,780 Take that number anddivide it bythree. Thenyouget the realtotal. 666 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:20,660 So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none. 667 00:38:20,780 --> 00:38:23,220 - None? - Rule ofthree. 668 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,820 It's an exact science, consistent as gravity. 669 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,900 Ozzy, I'm happy foryou. 670 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:31,420 At least you've seen a nice bod while Heather's offsucking dick. 671 00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:33,340 Sifler, keep your fantasies to yourself. 672 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:35,740 Dude, use your fuckin' brain. 673 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:39,100 "Oh, I'm an American college chick. La, la, la. 674 00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:41,580 "Your European cultural shit is so charming. 675 00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:45,180 "Ooh, hey. Hot Spanish guy. Love your accent. 676 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,260 Love your ding-dong." 677 00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:50,420 I'm telling you, man, right now there is a dick in your girlfriend's mouth. 678 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:53,940 Knock it off. What'd I say? 679 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:04,420 [ Giggling, hattering lndistinctly ] 680 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:14,700 Oh, my God! 681 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:19,460 Guys! heck it out. Lesbians. 682 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,140 Lesbians live here. 683 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,660 You know, Mr. Homophobic Wizard, 684 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:29,380 that it is possible for women to holdh ands and not begay. 685 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,380 Friends can hold hands. 686 00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:35,460 Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends. Gojerk off. 687 00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:37,540 Unnecessary. 688 00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:40,020 Tantra teaches you to hold an orgasm over time... 689 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:42,460 in anticipation ofan ultimate moment... 690 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,860 to release it upon the world. 691 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:47,100 I'm filling up to the brim. 692 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:51,340 That's fucking disgusting! Oh, I'm gonna throw up. 693 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,700 [ Guitar: Spanish ] 694 00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:56,380 [ Ringing ] 695 00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,380 - Hello? - Hey, Heather. You're in! 696 00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:03,180 - Oz! - How's the studying going? 697 00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:05,140 I'd hardly call it studying. 698 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:07,820 I've been going to the Picasso Museum, 699 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:09,740 hanging out at Sagrada Familia, 700 00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:11,820 going with Pierre to the Parc Guell. 701 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:14,300 Hey, who's Pierre? One ofthe guys in the program. 702 00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:16,860 He's got a girlfriend back in France, so we've kind of got something in common. 703 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,780 Ah, that sounds cool. 704 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:22,940 Yeah, I've overheard them on the phone at night. 705 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:26,620 And, uh, well, it made me think. 706 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:32,020 Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my shirt, and I'm rubbing myself. Oh ho ho ho! 707 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:35,260 Oz, come on. It's phone sex. Help me out here. 708 00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:38,180 Okay. Uh-- 709 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:42,420 I'm going over to my bed. 710 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:45,660 Yeah. And I'm lying down. 711 00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:48,100 And I'm slowly... 712 00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:51,420 reaching downstairs. 713 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:54,420 Grab it. Tell me how big it is. 714 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:57,580 Listen, Heather, I'm feeling kind of awkward. Oz. 715 00:40:57,660 --> 00:41:01,340 Ifwe can't physically be with each other, then we have to learn to be more vocal. 716 00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:03,660 Right? Right. Okay. 717 00:41:03,740 --> 00:41:07,900 Okay, here we go. I'm reaching in my pants now. 718 00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:09,940 And I'm rubbing it foryou, Heather. 719 00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:12,700 [ Sighs ] And it feels so good. 720 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,980 Yeah, me too. Oh, yeah. 721 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,900 I got-- [ Beeps ] 722 00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:19,020 all waiting. 723 00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:20,940 Oh, shit. Hello? 724 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,340 [ Man Speaking ln Middle Eastern Dialect ] Wrong number. 725 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:25,340 [ ontinues Speaking ] 726 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:29,460 Hey. Hello. Wrong number. [ ontinues ] 727 00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:32,580 All right, look, man. I got my hand on my dick right now, okay, 728 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,060 and I'm trying to have sex with my girlfriend over the phone. 729 00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:39,180 Emir, good foryou, man. [ Middle Eastern Dialect ] 730 00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:42,220 Okay. Hey. 731 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:44,740 Sorry about that. Where were we? 732 00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:47,060 I thinkyou were reaching for something. 733 00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:49,140 Oh, yeah. 734 00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:53,980 Oh, yeah, Heather. I'm rubbing it and it feels so good. 735 00:41:54,060 --> 00:41:58,500 Hey, Oz, I'm touching myself. What else do you want me to do? 736 00:41:58,620 --> 00:42:00,940 [ Stifler lmitating Oz ] Oh, Heather, baby. 737 00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:03,700 Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's. 738 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:07,900 - Stifler, get off! - I am getting offjust listening to the two ofyou. 739 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:10,660 - Keep going. - I think we should try this another time. 740 00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:13,540 Yeah, all right. Bye-bye. I love you. 741 00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:16,780 - I love you. - ome on, you guys. I was almost there! 742 00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:19,740 - Nice talking with you, Steven. - Stifler, man! 743 00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:20,860 [ Scoffs ] Repressed. 744 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,620 [ Scoffs ] Repressed. 745 00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:25,180 [Rock] 746 00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:30,860 [ Giggling ] 747 00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:33,460 heck it out. 748 00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:35,780 Potential lesbians leaving the building. 749 00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:45,660 Allright. Nowis mychance. 750 00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:50,340 I need confirmation. Stifler. Hey, man, what are you doing? 751 00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:53,580 - [ Groans ] Go get him. - You ass. Stifler, get out. 752 00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:55,940 Stifler? Stifler. 753 00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:58,820 Stifler? 754 00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:03,300 Oh, shit, dude! lfounda dildo! 755 00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:05,460 - Stifler. - Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! 756 00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:08,380 - The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help. 757 00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:09,780 - The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help. 758 00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:12,220 Dildo, dildo, dildo! 759 00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:16,980 - What are you doing? - I'm looking for more lesbian artifacts. 760 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:20,260 Where'd you get this? Finch's ass. 761 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:23,340 Oh, my God. Shit! Guys, they're back. 762 00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:28,300 Stall 'em! 763 00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:29,660 ome on. ome on! 764 00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:32,620 - ome on. ome on. - This is awesome! 765 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,860 Danielle, Amber, hi. Hey. 766 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,780 Just needed the paper, huh? Mm-hmm. 767 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:43,620 Which room? W-Which room? I can't remember shit. I was too excited. 768 00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:46,180 - I'm in a lesbian stronghold. - Was it in here? 769 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:49,460 - Shit, man. Why are you asking me so many questions? - Was it in here? 770 00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:52,140 May be. What do you mean "may be"? Was it or was it not here? 771 00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:54,940 Happy painting, boys. 772 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:57,340 You gotta get out ofthere. 773 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,540 They're inside. Oh, shit balls. 774 00:44:04,820 --> 00:44:07,940 - Very original, Steven. - Don't call me Steven. 775 00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:20,020 Ow! 776 00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:23,140 [ Danielle ] I can wear that little leopard bikini of mine. 777 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:25,820 [Amber] llove that one. It'sso cute onyou. 778 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,380 Help unzip me, please. Oh, yeah. 779 00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:30,020 Okay. Thanks. 780 00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:33,940 -Hey, have I shown you my cute little pink shoes? -Does it match the pink bikini? 781 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,860 They're getting naked. 782 00:44:38,660 --> 00:44:41,060 Cute. Thankyou. 783 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:47,340 [ Both Laughing ] 784 00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:52,180 - Oh, shit. She's de-pantsing. - Oh, man. 785 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:56,220 Wait a minute. Theycan't hear us inside? We won't cross over their radio oranything? 786 00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:59,300 [ Kevin ] No, man. These work on a .B. frequency. 787 00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:01,140 This girl is so hot. 788 00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:08,820 Two possible lesbians in their bras and panties. 789 00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:11,340 - Lesbians? - Uh-- 790 00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:14,860 - [ ashier ] Did you say lesbians? - Hot lesbians! 791 00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:20,420 Don't touch me. I'm not. 792 00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:31,780 That better not have been what I thought it was. 793 00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:36,420 [Amber] This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me. 794 00:45:36,540 --> 00:45:39,580 Too big. I'll get you the blue stringy number. 795 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,100 Johnny West is missing. 796 00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:47,660 May be you kicked it under the bed. 797 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:53,740 - Okay, let me look. - Wait. Didn 'tyou have it when we were downstairs? 798 00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:55,940 Oh, may be. 799 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:58,780 [ hattering ] 800 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:01,820 Guys, get the hell out ofthere right now. 801 00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:04,700 ome on. ome on. 802 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:07,060 It's clear! Go, go, go! 803 00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:14,700 They're coming back. 804 00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:22,420 Oh, I'mjustsoglad lfoundhim. He's my favorite collectible. 805 00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:24,460 Iknow. 806 00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:26,380 [ Blows Kiss ] 807 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,940 Hey, guys, we got nothing to worry about. 808 00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,820 I just remembered. I got that dildo from the other bedroom. 809 00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:38,380 Holyshit! There's a dildo in my drawer. 810 00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:41,940 Oh, my God! You could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it. 811 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,500 Stop it. Shh! 812 00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:46,740 - [Closet Doors Banging] - [Muttering] 813 00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:49,820 What the hell was that? I don't know. all 91 1 . 814 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:53,300 [ All Pleading ] 815 00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:54,900 No 91 1 . Don't call the police. 816 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:58,700 My God, it's the painting kids. I'm still calling the cops. 817 00:46:58,780 --> 00:47:00,660 Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right. 818 00:47:00,780 --> 00:47:03,860 Okay, look. Stifler did break in here. You dick! 819 00:47:03,940 --> 00:47:06,380 But wejust followed him in to get him out. 820 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:07,900 [ Both Scoff ] 821 00:47:07,980 --> 00:47:11,020 I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians. 822 00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:17,620 You wanna mess with 'em? 823 00:47:17,740 --> 00:47:19,780 Yeah, it'll be fun. 824 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:22,860 Let's do it. Let's do it. 825 00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:25,260 You guys... Iike that? 826 00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:35,500 Ozzy, stand by for confirmation. 827 00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:39,540 That's a big 1 0-4 on the confirmation. 828 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,220 Sounds like your little friends outside wanna play too. 829 00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:44,660 Sounds like your little friends outside wanna play too. 830 00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:49,660 You won't be needing this. 831 00:47:51,220 --> 00:47:53,300 Who wants me to touch Amber? 832 00:47:54,540 --> 00:47:56,940 - [ Man ] I do, I do. - Who the hell is that? 833 00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:58,580 Who's this? 834 00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:01,980 Uh, this isohn... Smith. 835 00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:04,620 I'm turning off my radio now. 836 00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:10,260 Okay. [ huckles ] Where should I touch Amber? 837 00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:12,580 Ass, baby. Feel that ass! 838 00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:15,300 Okay. [ Giggles ] 839 00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:18,260 [ Sighs ] That's nice. Oooh. 840 00:48:21,820 --> 00:48:24,980 I know. You feel his ass first. 841 00:48:25,100 --> 00:48:27,220 Excuse me? 842 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,980 Yeah, yeah, I like that. That's good. It's good. 843 00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:33,020 Yeah, so I got some painting I should, uh-- It's-- 844 00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:35,820 Jim, hold on. I can handle it. 845 00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:38,340 What? Stifler, I'm comfortable with my sexuality. 846 00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:40,780 And I would love to see that show. 847 00:48:40,860 --> 00:48:42,900 Bravo! 848 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,740 [ Both Groan ] 849 00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,940 One finger... on the cheek. 850 00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:50,980 We want... 851 00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:53,700 palm... grasping. 852 00:48:53,780 --> 00:48:56,660 Oh, that's too much. No, no, no. 853 00:48:56,780 --> 00:48:58,700 You don't touch, we don't touch. 854 00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:02,100 - Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it. - [ Danielle ] ome on, boys. 855 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:05,620 Jesus hrist. Oh, shit. [ Groans ] 856 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:09,900 I'm touching his ass. I'm touching his ass. 857 00:49:11,420 --> 00:49:13,340 Red Leader, what's your position? 858 00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:17,220 I'm touching his ass. I'm touching his ass. Mommy! 859 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:19,500 You can go. 860 00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:21,460 That really wasn't bad. 861 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,860 I wanna go home. [Amber] That's too bad. 862 00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,540 [ Giggling, Sighing ] 863 00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:28,420 Never mind. I'm staying. 864 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,820 Danielle is feeling my breasts. 865 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:35,220 No way, dude! 866 00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:39,100 Her breasts are so luscious. What a wonderful christmas gift you bought the boys. 867 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:41,780 [ Amber ] My nipples are so hard. 868 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:44,580 [ Girls Giggling ] I think I can fix these. 869 00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:50,140 [ Shudders ] 870 00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:52,340 [Jim] SweetJesus. 871 00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:55,460 Your turn. 872 00:49:55,540 --> 00:49:57,980 Oh, yeah! 873 00:49:58,100 --> 00:50:01,620 No, no, no. Mm-mm. 874 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,580 Him. 875 00:50:06,100 --> 00:50:07,980 Kiss. 876 00:50:08,060 --> 00:50:10,340 Dude, no. 877 00:50:10,460 --> 00:50:13,740 Wait. What? Oh, yeah. You want more? 878 00:50:13,820 --> 00:50:16,180 We want more. Go get him, tiger. 879 00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:18,980 - You're gonna love it. - [Danielle] Do it forus. 880 00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:23,820 Okay, dude. 881 00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:27,860 One, two, 882 00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:30,980 three. [Girls Groan] 883 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:33,820 - That doesn't even count. - That totally counted. 884 00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:34,020 - That doesn't even count. - That totally counted. 885 00:50:34,140 --> 00:50:36,460 - That's how you kiss your mother. - Don't you say anything! 886 00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:39,620 Make it real. You do that, 887 00:50:39,740 --> 00:50:41,900 we'll do anything you want. 888 00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:44,740 - A-A-Anything? - Anything. 889 00:50:44,820 --> 00:50:46,740 Anything. Anything. 890 00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:48,980 You better like it. 891 00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:50,460 Promise. I promise. 892 00:50:50,540 --> 00:50:52,380 I wouldn 't lie. 893 00:50:53,940 --> 00:50:56,020 ome on. 894 00:50:56,060 --> 00:50:57,900 [ Groans ] 895 00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:01,460 That is what I'm talkingabout. 896 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:04,300 Ah, Kev, you can look. 897 00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:06,180 Ooh! 898 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:08,060 [Laughing] 899 00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:09,940 [Amber] That's it. 900 00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:12,660 Where'syourtongue? 901 00:51:17,140 --> 00:51:18,540 Good boys. 902 00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:21,340 [Danielle] Verygood. Dude, you're a fuckin' lousy kisser. 903 00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:23,260 What? I wasn't trying! 904 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:25,180 That'snot fair! 905 00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:27,140 I wasn't trying there. I'm really-- 906 00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:28,860 I'm not-- Nojudgment. 907 00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:31,620 [Amber] Nope. Wait a second. You were trying? 908 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:34,100 Fuck no! You were trying! 909 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:36,900 Oh, my-- That's disg-- Oh, I kissed im! 910 00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:38,820 Silence. Silence. Silence! 911 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:40,940 [Fitch] Ladies. Yes? 912 00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,980 As you were. 913 00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:46,620 Here we go. Let's do it. 914 00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:56,580 Ooh. Ahh. 915 00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:58,580 [ Danielle ] Amber! 916 00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:00,300 [ Amber Giggles ] 917 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:03,700 Them girls sound like the two transvestites we picked up in Biloxi, ooter. 918 00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:06,220 Honey, come on. Food's ready. I'm not hungry! 919 00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:15,420 I can't-- 920 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:18,460 I can't believe it. Okay, okay, just do it. 921 00:52:18,540 --> 00:52:20,700 Ooh! Oh. 922 00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:23,380 Oh, God. It was worth it. 923 00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:26,020 Hello! Oh! 924 00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:29,940 Whoo! 925 00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:40,820 Uh, Amber. 926 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:43,460 Okay, I think that's enough. That's good. 927 00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:45,140 I want more. Hell, yeah. 928 00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:46,780 Yeah. I want more, too, baby. 929 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,460 Mm-hmm. 930 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:52,540 We're gonna get more physical as soon as we get some-- 931 00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:56,340 - Hand jobs. - Okay! 932 00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:02,540 - Hand jobs. - You, do him. 933 00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:04,460 We love to watch. 934 00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:06,700 I'm sorry? [Amber] Yeah. 935 00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:08,860 You go. You go. We go. We go. 936 00:53:08,980 --> 00:53:10,820 [Danielle Chuckling] 937 00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,420 [Amber] Don't be a wimp. 938 00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:22,700 Okay. It's okay. I know what I have to do. 939 00:53:22,780 --> 00:53:25,220 I need to keep this party goin'. 940 00:53:26,740 --> 00:53:29,180 I'm takin' one for the team. 941 00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:32,860 Mother of God! ome on, you pussies. We had 'em. 942 00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:35,500 I am not touching that. Put that thing away, Stifler. 943 00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:38,300 Why can't you guys be team players, huh? 944 00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:40,620 I was the one doin' all the sacrificin'. 945 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:44,740 Whoo! 946 00:53:44,860 --> 00:53:47,020 And now, for our devoted listeners, 947 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:49,060 back to the show. 948 00:53:49,180 --> 00:53:52,420 Amber, let me try that dildo. 949 00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:56,700 [Oz] Okay. Now wait just a minute. 950 00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:59,620 Stifler wanted to give you two hand jobs? 951 00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:03,340 No. Stifler wanted one from us. 952 00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:07,060 - What? Bullshit. - No, he did, okay? And it was horrible. 953 00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:08,820 Very horrible. 954 00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:11,220 You guys, you wanna play some "asshole"? 955 00:54:11,340 --> 00:54:13,780 [Jim] Just watching thegame, Kev. 956 00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:15,860 Hey, I just wanna do something together. 957 00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:18,020 We just did something together. 958 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,980 Very together. [Stifler] Ho ho ho. 959 00:54:21,060 --> 00:54:23,020 Stifler laus is here. 960 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:25,820 Now, just so there's no confusion, 961 00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:29,820 Santa Porn hasjust brought us some heterosexual entertainment. 962 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:31,740 Here you go. 963 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:34,620 All right. Here. 964 00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:37,340 AndtheStifmeister's providedussome complimentarylubricant. 965 00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:41,060 - Whack away,im. Whack away. - Does this stuff really make a difference? 966 00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:43,780 - Oh, yeah! - Really? 967 00:54:43,900 --> 00:54:46,380 [Phone Ringing] 968 00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:54,300 Stifmeister's palace of love-- uh, straight love. 969 00:54:54,380 --> 00:54:57,140 Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine. 970 00:54:57,260 --> 00:55:00,300 - That's Stifler's mom. - Silence. 971 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,300 I didn't really think you were gonna be in Michigan this summer. 972 00:55:02,380 --> 00:55:04,300 Yeah, you're more than welcome to be here. 973 00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:09,260 Okay, stop by in a couple ofweeks. We're having a big party. Okay, bye. 974 00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:11,300 Uh, Stifler, was that-- 975 00:55:11,380 --> 00:55:13,460 Okay. 976 00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:15,380 She's coming. 977 00:55:20,140 --> 00:55:23,060 Stifler's mom is coming here. 978 00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:27,020 Efforts must be doubled. 979 00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:30,540 "Efforts must be doubled." 980 00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:33,860 Absolutely. 981 00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:42,820 [Girl] Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet? 982 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:45,460 I think I shoved it in your box. Oh, thanks! 983 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:49,220 Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man. 984 00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:53,100 Michelle. Michelle. Hi. Hi. 985 00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:55,100 Jim, what are you doing here? 986 00:55:55,180 --> 00:55:57,580 I, uh-- uh-- Well, I thought you had said-- 987 00:55:57,660 --> 00:56:00,140 You can't just stand out here. 988 00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:03,940 [Jim] Look, uh, I need your help. 989 00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:06,060 Nadia's coming back, 990 00:56:06,140 --> 00:56:07,940 and I don't-- 991 00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,020 I don't wanna be this awkward, 992 00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:12,740 bumbling, nervous guy with her. 993 00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:14,740 I don't wanna seem like a dork. 994 00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:16,940 Well, I know that feeling. 995 00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:19,060 Spend your life playing in the band, 996 00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:22,980 it doesn't exactly give you the ultra-cool hipster image. 997 00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:26,580 I thinkyou're pretty cool. Seriously? 998 00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:28,180 Yeah. 999 00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:34,060 Michelle, why did you ditch me after prom? 1000 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:37,540 I didn't ditch you. I-- I just-- 1001 00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:39,460 Our date was over. 1002 00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:42,460 I mean, did you want some... 1003 00:56:42,580 --> 00:56:45,020 funky, weird, next-morning good-bye? 1004 00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:50,180 It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something. 1005 00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:53,820 Why would I pretend that? Guys do that. 1006 00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:58,540 Yeah, well, I'm not like other guys. 1007 00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:01,220 I know. 1008 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:04,300 Okay, I'm gonna help you. 1009 00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,220 Really? 1010 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:08,860 Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked, 1011 00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:11,900 even though you kind ofdid. 1012 00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:14,260 Oh. Okay. 1013 00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:16,340 Uh, I'm just-- 1014 00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:18,460 Let's just get started. Okay. 1015 00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:21,740 Okay. Now, I'm a hot girl. Right. 1016 00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:24,620 Okay, what do you wanna do? I wanna feel your boobs. 1017 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:26,620 No, you dingbat. 1018 00:57:26,740 --> 00:57:29,140 You don'tjust go groping away. 1019 00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:29,460 You don'tjust go groping away. 1020 00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:32,540 You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey. 1021 00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:35,940 Okay. 1022 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:38,380 Kiss me, here. 1023 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,460 Good. Okay, now, 1024 00:57:45,540 --> 00:57:48,140 the collarbone-- kiss. 1025 00:57:51,580 --> 00:57:53,420 Good,im. 1026 00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:55,540 Oh, you're making me wet. 1027 00:57:55,620 --> 00:57:59,060 Holy shit. Really? No, I wasjust saying that so you could practice. 1028 00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:02,260 Ofcourse. 1029 00:58:02,380 --> 00:58:04,380 [ Whistling ] 1030 00:58:04,460 --> 00:58:07,940 [Michelle] Okay,Jim. That wasgood. Let's work on something else. 1031 00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:26,380 Does direction matter-- Iike clockwise, counterclockwise-- make a difference? 1032 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:28,860 Okay,im, this is what I'm talking about. 1033 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:33,060 Your main problem is... you're so uptight. 1034 00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:37,540 Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No. 1035 00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:40,580 The biggest pointer I could give you is... 1036 00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:44,180 you have to feel comfortable in any situation. 1037 00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:46,460 Stand up. Hmm? 1038 00:58:46,580 --> 00:58:49,540 - Stand up. - Ohh! 1039 00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:53,180 Now, this is a fucked-up situation. What happened to preheating? 1040 00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:55,740 We're skipping a few chapters. Oh, okay. 1041 00:58:55,860 --> 00:58:59,420 This is good. This is good. Obviously. 1042 00:58:59,540 --> 00:59:02,460 Ooh! Gilligan's lsland, Mr. Howell. 1043 00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:04,380 Wh-What? 1044 00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:07,900 You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual. 1045 00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:11,420 I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. 1046 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:14,300 I'm sorry. Yeah, uh, nonsexual. 1047 00:59:14,340 --> 00:59:16,860 Right, right. Um, okay. 1048 00:59:16,980 --> 00:59:19,660 hairs. hairs. Good. 1049 00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:23,500 Uh, uh-- Mastodons. 1050 00:59:23,580 --> 00:59:25,980 Uh, uh-- Good. 1051 00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:28,180 Cleaning my bathroom. 1052 00:59:29,340 --> 00:59:31,260 Dung beetles. Good. 1053 00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:33,740 Yeah. Okay. Now, don't freak out. 1054 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:36,780 I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Okay-- 1055 00:59:36,860 --> 00:59:39,180 Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? 1056 00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:42,140 I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? 1057 00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:45,620 Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold. [KeyRattles ln Lock] 1058 00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:48,420 We gotta go! 1059 00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:58,660 all me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons. 1060 00:59:58,740 --> 01:00:00,740 Okay. Oh! 1061 01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:06,660 Pointer-- Iess tongue. 1062 01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:11,860 [Trumpet.: "Spanish Flea"] 1063 01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:14,860 [ Warbling ] 1064 01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:24,540 [ "Spanish Flea" ] 1065 01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:27,540 - [Oz] What is it? A guest book? - Yeah, and look at this entry. 1066 01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:30,420 "Best thing was the blowout at Tom Meyers' place. 1067 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,860 There he is. "A night not soon to be forgotten. 1068 01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:35,300 August '93." It's your brother, man. Look. 1069 01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:37,260 Yeah, his cottage was right down on the beach. 1070 01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:40,740 Guys, this is what our party's gotta be. 1071 01:00:40,860 --> 01:00:43,460 Something we'll always remember, you know? Yes, definitely. 1072 01:00:43,580 --> 01:00:46,500 Absolutely. 1073 01:00:46,620 --> 01:00:49,140 - You go fish. - Finch, we're playing gin. 1074 01:00:50,340 --> 01:00:52,420 Oh. 1075 01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:53,820 Gin. 1076 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:54,260 Gin. 1077 01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:03,060 # Just tell me how I got this far # 1078 01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:07,900 # Just tell me why you're here and who you are # 1079 01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:12,260 # 'Cause every time I look you're never there # 1080 01:01:12,340 --> 01:01:14,700 # And every time I sleep # 1081 01:01:14,780 --> 01:01:18,100 - You're always there - Huh! 1082 01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:22,140 # 'Cause you're everywhere to me # 1083 01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:26,660 # And when I close my eyes it's you I see # 1084 01:01:26,780 --> 01:01:31,820 # You're everything I know that makes me believe # 1085 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,780 # I'm not alone # 1086 01:01:37,420 --> 01:01:39,220 # I'm not alone # 1087 01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:47,260 - # I recognize the way you make me feel # - What the fuck? [ Groans ] 1088 01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:50,380 # It's hard to think that you might not be real # 1089 01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:55,340 # I sense it now The water's getting deep # 1090 01:01:55,420 --> 01:02:00,620 # I try to wash the pain away from me # 1091 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:03,260 # Away from me # 1092 01:02:03,340 --> 01:02:07,780 # 'Cause you're everywhere to me # 1093 01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:11,700 # And when I close my eyes it's you I see # 1094 01:02:11,820 --> 01:02:17,420 # You're everything I know that makes me believe # 1095 01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:22,260 # 'Cause you're everywhere to me ## 1096 01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:24,180 "Dear 'eem.' 1097 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:29,300 "hicago is beautiful, but it would be better ifyou were here. 1098 01:02:29,380 --> 01:02:32,100 I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia." 1099 01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:37,340 Well, I wish you were here, Nadia. 1100 01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:01,460 [Woman Moaning] 1101 01:03:05,020 --> 01:03:07,700 Have you been dirty? Oh, yes, baby. 1102 01:03:07,820 --> 01:03:11,540 I've been dirty. Doyou want me to cleanyou? 1103 01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:14,540 "Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication." 1104 01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:17,860 All right. 1105 01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:24,340 Is that a loofah, orareyoujust gladto see me? 1106 01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:26,420 Oh, what the hell. 1107 01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:41,780 [Moaning Continues] 1108 01:03:44,260 --> 01:03:46,220 Shit. 1109 01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:49,180 Ohh! 1110 01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:52,380 God! 1111 01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:54,300 I been missin' out. 1112 01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:56,900 [ Moaning ] 1113 01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:04,060 Uh-oh. 1114 01:04:04,180 --> 01:04:06,540 Ow. 1115 01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:14,260 Oh. Oh, shit! Ah! 1116 01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:20,660 Oh, shit! 1117 01:04:20,780 --> 01:04:23,100 [Ripping Sound] Oh! Ow!eez-- 1118 01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:29,260 [Oz] Everybodyokay? I'm fine. 1119 01:04:29,340 --> 01:04:31,260 I'm fine. Everything's fine. 1120 01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:33,700 Shut the fuck up, or I'll breakdown this door andpummelyourass! 1121 01:04:33,820 --> 01:04:36,460 No, don't come in here. I'm fine. Everything-- 1122 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,820 I just fell out ofthe bed. Okay, good night, then. You sure? 1123 01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:41,180 Okay. We'll see you in the morning. Uh, night. 1124 01:04:45,860 --> 01:04:47,700 [Rock] 1125 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:51,420 Oh! 1126 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:54,740 Oh! [Man Singing, lndistinct] 1127 01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:57,460 Shit! Oh, shit! 1128 01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:04,260 Aah! [Ripping Sound] 1129 01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:06,460 Ow! Aah! 1130 01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:15,620 [Ripping Sound] Ow! 1131 01:05:20,300 --> 01:05:22,340 [ Man On Phone ] Poison control. Hello? 1132 01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:24,300 Uh, hi, hi. 1133 01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:26,780 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I kind of, uh, 1134 01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:28,260 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I kind of, uh, 1135 01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:30,780 uh, Super Glued myself... 1136 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:33,460 to, uh, myself. 1137 01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:36,380 No. Uh, no. 1138 01:05:36,460 --> 01:05:38,300 Ow. Don't, uh, don't send an ambulance. 1139 01:05:38,380 --> 01:05:42,260 Look, is there anything, uh, you know, around the house? 1140 01:05:45,780 --> 01:05:48,180 Paint thinner. 1141 01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:17,620 [Continues] 1142 01:06:27,140 --> 01:06:29,260 David? 1143 01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,900 Shit. 1144 01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:49,420 [ Siren hirping ] 1145 01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:51,700 Don't move! Stay where you are! 1146 01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:54,140 Hands where we can see 'em! 1147 01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,700 Both hands! Get the other hand up, goddamn it! 1148 01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:00,500 I can't! I can't! I'm glued! 1149 01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:04,460 I'm glued! Sorry. 1150 01:07:04,540 --> 01:07:07,340 Relax your hands. 1151 01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:10,220 I'll take it from here, okay? 1152 01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:12,300 [Oz] Don't worry,Jimbo. You'regonna be fine, buddy. 1153 01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:14,740 Jim, this happens to the best of us. 1154 01:07:19,660 --> 01:07:22,340 Left foot first. Easy does it. Good. 1155 01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:25,980 - Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat. 1156 01:07:26,060 --> 01:07:29,740 - Ahh! - Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member? 1157 01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:32,620 Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss! 1158 01:07:32,740 --> 01:07:35,460 Okay, sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right? 1159 01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:44,580 [ huckles ] This summer's turnin' out to be great. 1160 01:07:59,140 --> 01:08:02,860 Mucilage is, um, dangerous territory. 1161 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:06,740 And I would think any adhesive product... 1162 01:08:06,860 --> 01:08:10,220 would have a warning right on the-- on the tube. 1163 01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:14,020 I thought it was, uh, uh, lubricant. 1164 01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:17,860 Okay, I was trying to use lubricant. 1165 01:08:17,980 --> 01:08:21,220 Oh. 1166 01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:22,780 Oh. 1167 01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:27,260 Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home? 1168 01:08:28,740 --> 01:08:30,540 Excuse me? 1169 01:08:30,620 --> 01:08:33,660 Well, that kind of material is offensive to me. 1170 01:08:33,780 --> 01:08:37,900 [ Sarcastically ] Oh, well, we're sorry. 1171 01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:41,020 But you see, my son couldn't leave it at home... 1172 01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:44,220 because he's having a bit ofa medical emergency. 1173 01:08:44,340 --> 01:08:46,180 That's right. Thanks, Dad. 1174 01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:48,580 Your opinion of his taste in video rentals, I'm afraid, 1175 01:08:48,660 --> 01:08:50,660 is, uh, not a priority, lady. 1176 01:08:50,780 --> 01:08:54,380 Dad-- Okay? It's at the bottom ofthe totem pole. 1177 01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:56,740 Okay? 1178 01:08:56,820 --> 01:08:58,980 [ Whispering ] Thankyou, Dad. Okay. 1179 01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:02,660 My son... is sitting here right now... 1180 01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:05,540 with his hand glued to his penis. 1181 01:09:06,980 --> 01:09:09,020 But that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? 1182 01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:11,340 Because you don't have a penis. 1183 01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:13,340 Or may be you do! Dad-- 1184 01:09:13,420 --> 01:09:15,660 Sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Ow! 1185 01:09:15,780 --> 01:09:20,420 You know, itjust bugs me when-when-when people speak before they think. 1186 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:23,260 You know, they speak-- 1187 01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:30,860 How you doin', son? Ah. I've been better. 1188 01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:36,580 [Dad] Boy, that doesn 't look too bad,Jim. 1189 01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:38,580 Good job, Doctor. 1190 01:09:38,660 --> 01:09:39,900 The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days. 1191 01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:41,420 The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days. 1192 01:09:41,540 --> 01:09:43,460 Eight or-- Eight or nine-- 1193 01:09:44,940 --> 01:09:47,620 Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming. 1194 01:09:47,740 --> 01:09:51,380 Oh. Oh. 1195 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,980 Doctor, my-my son has a party in seven days, 1196 01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:57,100 and there's a young lady coming... 1197 01:09:57,180 --> 01:10:00,860 that he's been waiting to-- 1198 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:03,180 he's been waiting to get with. 1199 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:06,580 I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party. 1200 01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:10,420 Oh, yes, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying. 1201 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:12,940 But if his pants... 1202 01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:15,100 decide to come off during the party, 1203 01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:18,180 couldhe have full use ofhis, 1204 01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:21,740 um, penis? 1205 01:10:21,860 --> 01:10:23,940 Okay. 1206 01:10:25,940 --> 01:10:28,060 This should shave a couple ofdays off. 1207 01:10:28,180 --> 01:10:30,500 Oh, good. 1208 01:10:30,580 --> 01:10:32,700 Thankyou, Doctor. 1209 01:10:32,820 --> 01:10:35,100 Jim, 1210 01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:37,860 that's good news. 1211 01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:40,980 This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on. 1212 01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:42,900 Little chilly out there. 1213 01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:47,900 Well, here we are. 1214 01:10:47,980 --> 01:10:49,900 You know,im, um, 1215 01:10:50,020 --> 01:10:53,540 I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight. 1216 01:10:53,660 --> 01:10:56,860 I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy. 1217 01:10:56,980 --> 01:11:00,340 I don't know how I get myself into these things. 1218 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:05,900 But thanks for understanding. 1219 01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,540 You've been really cool. 1220 01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:10,540 Imean, between thisand, 1221 01:11:10,660 --> 01:11:14,220 you know-- 1222 01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:18,180 You know, you may be Jimbo orJumbo... 1223 01:11:18,260 --> 01:11:21,260 orimbodinny to these guys in here, 1224 01:11:21,340 --> 01:11:23,900 but I want you to know there are two people... 1225 01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:27,300 who still remember where James Emanuel Levenstein came from. 1226 01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:32,180 We're awful proud ofyou, son. 1227 01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:33,940 Thanks, Dad. 1228 01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:36,780 Don't forget your penis cream. 1229 01:11:43,220 --> 01:11:46,700 [Finch Humming] 1230 01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:52,900 [ Moaning ] 1231 01:11:55,420 --> 01:11:58,180 [Finch] That wasit. 1232 01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:02,020 Right there. That was a pure tantric moment. 1233 01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:05,860 The ficus, the water-- it was all erotic. 1234 01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:10,500 One more stimulant, I wouldhave had full release. 1235 01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:14,740 Finch, stay the fuck away from that ficus. 1236 01:12:14,820 --> 01:12:18,420 - That's a jizz-free ficus. - [ Whimpers ] 1237 01:12:18,540 --> 01:12:22,500 There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man? 1238 01:12:22,620 --> 01:12:25,780 Oh, very colorful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers. 1239 01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:30,620 [Chuckles]Jim, you're the only guy I know whose dick needsan instruction manual. 1240 01:12:30,740 --> 01:12:32,740 [ Laughing ] [Phone Rings] 1241 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:37,420 Casa de Stifler. 1242 01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:41,460 Oh, hey. 1243 01:12:41,580 --> 01:12:44,380 What, you're here now? No, that's cool. 1244 01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:46,940 You know, if you want to hang out with theseguys. 1245 01:12:47,060 --> 01:12:49,140 Okay, then. I'll meet you out front. 1246 01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:54,900 - Hey, Stifler, was that-- - Eat shit, Shitbrick. 1247 01:12:56,860 --> 01:12:59,260 [DoorCloses] She's here. 1248 01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:04,100 My lady has arrived. 1249 01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:08,220 I gotta prepare. 1250 01:13:08,340 --> 01:13:11,020 Here we go. Great. Stifler's mom is here? 1251 01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:13,220 This could be a disaster. 1252 01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:15,180 [Oz] Whoa. 1253 01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:17,740 Not unless Stifler's mom drives a moped. 1254 01:13:17,860 --> 01:13:19,780 Moped? 1255 01:13:22,420 --> 01:13:25,580 Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. How you doin', boys? 1256 01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:28,900 - That's Stifler's little brother. - What are you doinghere? 1257 01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:31,380 Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy. 1258 01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:33,300 Take a number. 1259 01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:36,700 Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows that this is my special day. 1260 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:40,740 - What is that? - Is that a fuckin' dress? Are you wearing a dress? 1261 01:13:40,820 --> 01:13:43,660 Shitbrick, meet my little brother. 1262 01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:45,580 Little brother, meet Shitbrick. 1263 01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:48,900 - That's your brother? - Yes. 1264 01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:53,500 My lady's not coming. 1265 01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:57,780 So my entire... 1266 01:13:57,900 --> 01:13:59,860 stockpile is wasted, 1267 01:13:59,940 --> 01:14:02,140 and I look ridiculous! 1268 01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:05,420 Excuse me. 1269 01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:10,220 [ Shouts ] 1270 01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:12,580 That didn't look too good. No. 1271 01:14:12,660 --> 01:14:17,460 Let's go find your room. So, where are the fuckin' females? 1272 01:14:20,260 --> 01:14:22,660 I can't believe I finally got you alone. 1273 01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:24,700 That only took, what, six weeks? 1274 01:14:25,820 --> 01:14:28,380 So, uh, are you alone too? 1275 01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:30,860 - Yep. - Good. 1276 01:14:30,980 --> 01:14:34,460 I'm all alone. 1277 01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:37,220 Guess what I had in mind? [ hattering ] 1278 01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:42,700 Hey, Marco, can you get your balls off me? 1279 01:14:42,780 --> 01:14:45,660 - Thanks. - Heather, what the hell's going on over there? 1280 01:14:45,740 --> 01:14:49,220 Uh, nothing. It's just my flatmates. 1281 01:14:49,340 --> 01:14:51,540 I guess this is kind of a lost cause, huh? 1282 01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:54,500 Yeah, I guess so. I can't wait. See ya this weekend? 1283 01:14:54,580 --> 01:14:57,780 - I can't wait either. - Bye-bye. 1284 01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:04,220 - Surprise! - Holy-- Nadia! 1285 01:15:04,340 --> 01:15:07,620 You're here? You're here. What areyou doing here? 1286 01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:09,580 Jim, I got so tired of sight seeing. 1287 01:15:09,620 --> 01:15:11,900 But you're-- you're early. 1288 01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:15,540 Okay. Nice to know you. 1289 01:15:15,660 --> 01:15:18,140 I will leave. No! 1290 01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:21,580 No. Uh, don't-- don't leave. 1291 01:15:21,660 --> 01:15:23,620 Don't leave. No leaving. 1292 01:15:23,660 --> 01:15:26,180 Uh, no. Uh-- 1293 01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:30,260 It's just, I'm not gonna be ready-- 1294 01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:34,660 I mean, the party won't be ready, uh, until Saturday. 1295 01:15:36,220 --> 01:15:38,540 I can... stay here until then? 1296 01:15:38,620 --> 01:15:41,220 Yeah. 1297 01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:43,300 I'm gonna be right back. Is that okay? 1298 01:15:43,420 --> 01:15:45,660 Okay. Nadia. 1299 01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:49,340 Who's in my room. Now. Holy shit. 1300 01:15:50,700 --> 01:15:52,580 [Michelle] Allright, I'vegot aplan. 1301 01:15:52,660 --> 01:15:55,140 Okay. How about I come back with you... 1302 01:15:55,260 --> 01:15:59,020 andyousay, "Hello, this is Michelle, mygirlfriend. " 1303 01:15:59,140 --> 01:16:02,500 And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. 1304 01:16:02,620 --> 01:16:06,020 And then we break up the day of the party. 1305 01:16:06,140 --> 01:16:08,060 And you're all healed and back on the market. 1306 01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:11,860 - You're evil. - No way! 1307 01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:14,020 I'm like upid. 1308 01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:16,340 And I know how to make a girl jealous. 1309 01:16:16,460 --> 01:16:18,260 This is gonna be fun. 1310 01:16:18,380 --> 01:16:20,580 [Jim] I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, 1311 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:22,660 but we just started seeing each othera few weeks ago. 1312 01:16:24,060 --> 01:16:26,980 Um-- But I'd really love it... 1313 01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:28,900 if you stayed here. 1314 01:16:29,020 --> 01:16:31,420 I think you should stay and have fun at the party. 1315 01:16:31,540 --> 01:16:34,940 Good foryou,im. Ofcourse I will stay. 1316 01:16:35,060 --> 01:16:37,860 That's grea-- Aiee! That's my nipples! 1317 01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:40,620 She just loves my nipples. 1318 01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:45,060 [Rock] 1319 01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:47,620 # If you could only read my mind # 1320 01:16:47,740 --> 01:16:50,780 # You would know that things between us # 1321 01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:54,100 # Ain't right # 1322 01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:56,300 # I know your arms are open wide # 1323 01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:59,060 # But you're a little on the strange side # 1324 01:16:59,180 --> 01:17:02,860 # I can't lie # 1325 01:17:02,940 --> 01:17:07,620 # Your one vice is you're too nice # 1326 01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:11,580 # Come around, now Can't you see # 1327 01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:15,500 # I want you all tattooed # 1328 01:17:15,620 --> 01:17:20,140 # I want you bad # 1329 01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:24,540 # Complete me Mistreat me # 1330 01:17:24,660 --> 01:17:28,460 # I want you to be bad, bad, bad # 1331 01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:30,540 # Bad, bad # 1332 01:17:33,380 --> 01:17:35,660 # If you could only read my mind # 1333 01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:38,860 # You would know that I've been waiting # 1334 01:17:38,940 --> 01:17:41,380 # So long # 1335 01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:44,580 # For someone almost just like you # 1336 01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:47,340 # But with attitude I've waited # 1337 01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:50,540 # So come on # 1338 01:17:50,660 --> 01:17:55,140 # Get out of Clothes time Pullout those highlights # 1339 01:17:55,260 --> 01:17:59,500 # Come around, now Can you see # 1340 01:17:59,580 --> 01:18:03,820 # I want you in a vinyl suit # 1341 01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:06,540 # I want you bad # 1342 01:18:06,620 --> 01:18:09,420 # Bad, bad ## [Jim] Oh, no. 1343 01:18:09,460 --> 01:18:11,380 Oh, my God. You still broken? 1344 01:18:11,380 --> 01:18:12,140 Oh, my God. You still broken? 1345 01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:14,100 No. 1346 01:18:14,220 --> 01:18:16,100 I'm fine. 1347 01:18:16,220 --> 01:18:19,340 I might have to... actually go through with this. 1348 01:18:21,380 --> 01:18:24,940 Jim, what's the big deal with Nadia, anyway? 1349 01:18:25,060 --> 01:18:28,780 I mean, okay, so she's 50,000 times hotter... 1350 01:18:28,900 --> 01:18:30,700 than most girls, but... 1351 01:18:30,820 --> 01:18:32,820 come on, it's just sex. 1352 01:18:32,900 --> 01:18:34,700 Oh, no. 1353 01:18:34,820 --> 01:18:37,180 You saw the thing on the lnternet. 1354 01:18:37,260 --> 01:18:39,340 Did it look like I might have had... 1355 01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:41,860 a slight interest in Nadia then? 1356 01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:45,380 Add another year to that. 1357 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:47,580 Okay. 1358 01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:52,860 Hey, why don't you bring Nadia to the concert first? It'll be a cool date. 1359 01:18:52,940 --> 01:18:55,660 We'll see how things go. 1360 01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:04,180 Michelle, you have been great. 1361 01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:06,140 Thank you. 1362 01:19:06,220 --> 01:19:08,460 Any time. 1363 01:19:14,220 --> 01:19:16,020 ome on. 1364 01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,140 You ready to break up? 1365 01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:23,500 You big, stupid dummy! 1366 01:19:23,580 --> 01:19:25,700 Theater is so cool! 1367 01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:29,020 [Michelle] ldon't care ifyou are the best layl've everhadin my life. 1368 01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:32,100 I hate your guts anyway. Don't say that. 1369 01:19:32,220 --> 01:19:37,060 And I don't care ifyou did give me ten orgasms in a row, 1370 01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:40,260 because you smell really bad. 1371 01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:43,220 No! I smell really bad! 1372 01:19:43,340 --> 01:19:46,700 Because we've been having so much sex, and-- 1373 01:19:46,820 --> 01:19:50,140 and I haven't showered, and I wanna shower! 1374 01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:55,420 So, don't you go being all super-sexy guy anymore, 1375 01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:58,100 because I am now impervious... 1376 01:19:58,220 --> 01:20:01,540 to your unrelenting machismo and sexual ardor. 1377 01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:05,540 And that includes fucking me in the ass! So there! 1378 01:20:12,940 --> 01:20:14,900 We had something special. 1379 01:20:32,220 --> 01:20:34,060 [CarEngineStarts] 1380 01:20:49,900 --> 01:20:52,220 What's up? What's up, dog? 1381 01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:54,780 [Rock, lndistinct] 1382 01:20:54,900 --> 01:20:56,900 Vicky. Hey. Hey. 1383 01:20:56,980 --> 01:21:00,180 I'm so glad you came. You want something to drink or-- Hey. 1384 01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:03,300 an I help you? 1385 01:21:03,420 --> 01:21:05,980 Kevin. That's my date. What? 1386 01:21:21,020 --> 01:21:23,140 You-- You saved them all. 1387 01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:25,740 How sweet. 1388 01:21:25,860 --> 01:21:27,660 You don't think I'm a dork? 1389 01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:34,580 Whateveryou are,im, it is what I like. 1390 01:21:36,380 --> 01:21:38,300 Kevin left. Didn't look good. 1391 01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:40,340 Kevin left? 1392 01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:42,980 Just wandered down the beach. 1393 01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:48,860 You okay, Kev? 1394 01:21:51,820 --> 01:21:53,580 Wanna tell us what's up? 1395 01:21:55,220 --> 01:21:58,260 Wanna feel Finch's ass? 1396 01:22:00,780 --> 01:22:04,020 No, l-- I went to say hi to Vicky, 1397 01:22:04,100 --> 01:22:06,780 and she was there with a date. 1398 01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:09,300 You hooked up with three girls this year. You're doing fine. 1399 01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:11,980 Rule ofthree, Oz. 1400 01:22:17,180 --> 01:22:19,860 I guess I was living in the past-- wanting to party with you guys... 1401 01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:22,340 and be with Vicky, it's just like high school. 1402 01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:24,860 You remember that day after prom? 1403 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,580 You know, we made a toast to the next step. 1404 01:22:28,820 --> 01:22:31,340 I guess I never took it. 1405 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:36,700 My brother said that by the end ofthe summer I'd see the big picture. 1406 01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:38,700 Andlsee it. 1407 01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:42,260 No matter what, times change andthingsare different. 1408 01:22:42,380 --> 01:22:45,700 The problem is, I don't want them to be. 1409 01:22:45,740 --> 01:22:47,740 You know, Kevin, I haven't moved on either. 1410 01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:52,060 I've been obsessed with the one woman lcan't have a realfuture with, 1411 01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:55,980 other than a very kinky, extremely warped one. 1412 01:22:57,380 --> 01:22:59,580 I gotta find a new goddess. 1413 01:23:01,020 --> 01:23:04,300 It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer. 1414 01:23:04,380 --> 01:23:06,740 Yeah, you kinda get used to it, though, huh? 1415 01:23:06,860 --> 01:23:09,900 Are you insane? 1416 01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:14,620 Hey, look, Kev, different doesnot necessarilymean worse. 1417 01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:17,780 As a matter offact, I think things are just getting better. 1418 01:23:17,900 --> 01:23:20,940 Or am I gonna have to drag your ass back to that party and prove it to you? 1419 01:23:21,060 --> 01:23:23,300 I'll walk. 1420 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:30,540 [Rock] 1421 01:23:37,660 --> 01:23:39,780 Wow! 1422 01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:42,820 You know, you have beautiful eyes. 1423 01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:46,860 - Oh, you're sweet. - That's a really nice top. 1424 01:23:46,940 --> 01:23:50,220 Oh. Thanks. You're welcome. 1425 01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:53,420 - Wanna fuck? - Are you serious? 1426 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:56,540 ome on, baby. Give it to the Stifmeister. 1427 01:23:56,620 --> 01:23:59,180 - I think you better-- - Your loss. 1428 01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:02,420 Wow. You know, you have beautiful eyes. 1429 01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:05,900 ome here, dude. ome on. You're making an ass out of yourself. 1430 01:24:06,020 --> 01:24:09,260 You're ruining my mojo. And you're not the Stifmeister, okay? 1431 01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:11,620 It takes years to develop true Stifmeister style. 1432 01:24:11,740 --> 01:24:14,860 ome on, man! I just wanna see some boobs. 1433 01:24:14,980 --> 01:24:16,820 Hey, Pop-Tart. Dream on, midget. 1434 01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:20,100 Excuse him. ome here. Take this. You're on cop watch. 1435 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:22,420 Go out in the driveway. See any cops, call me, okay? 1436 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:24,700 Steve-- All right. 1437 01:24:34,380 --> 01:24:38,180 Gentlemen, uh, this appears to be a party. 1438 01:24:40,980 --> 01:24:44,340 Guys, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go look for Nadia. 1439 01:24:44,460 --> 01:24:46,580 Good luck. 1440 01:24:46,700 --> 01:24:48,900 Ahh. 1441 01:24:49,020 --> 01:24:51,540 [Jim] So what was this year like foryou? 1442 01:24:51,620 --> 01:24:53,740 Did you miss high school? 1443 01:24:53,860 --> 01:24:57,300 Well, no. When you travel as much as I do, 1444 01:24:57,380 --> 01:25:00,300 you get used to moving on. 1445 01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:02,940 But I have great memories. 1446 01:25:06,380 --> 01:25:09,260 - Wow, can we go in there? - The lighthouse? 1447 01:25:09,380 --> 01:25:12,020 Yeah. 1448 01:25:12,140 --> 01:25:14,140 Yes. 1449 01:25:14,260 --> 01:25:16,060 Yes, we can. 1450 01:25:16,180 --> 01:25:18,020 How romantic. 1451 01:25:20,300 --> 01:25:22,860 Jim, come on. 1452 01:25:32,660 --> 01:25:36,380 Wow! Wow! 1453 01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,940 Oh, it'sbeautiful! 1454 01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:42,860 ool! 1455 01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:49,340 Jim, I have told you my memories from high school. 1456 01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:51,260 What are yours? 1457 01:25:51,380 --> 01:25:53,220 Oh, uh-- 1458 01:25:53,300 --> 01:25:57,660 Well, uh, you. 1459 01:25:57,740 --> 01:25:59,860 You have not changed. 1460 01:26:04,140 --> 01:26:07,020 Jim, relax. 1461 01:26:07,060 --> 01:26:11,540 We arejust, how do you say, tooting our horns. 1462 01:26:11,660 --> 01:26:14,540 Actually, that is quite difficult. 1463 01:26:14,620 --> 01:26:16,540 How do you mean? 1464 01:26:16,660 --> 01:26:19,740 Well, this one time at band camp, 1465 01:26:19,860 --> 01:26:21,700 I-- 1466 01:26:24,940 --> 01:26:27,180 Holy shit. 1467 01:26:28,260 --> 01:26:30,300 What? Tell me. 1468 01:26:30,380 --> 01:26:32,300 Uh, well, uh, 1469 01:26:32,380 --> 01:26:35,300 this one time at band camp, 1470 01:26:35,380 --> 01:26:38,060 I got stuck playing this trombone. 1471 01:26:38,180 --> 01:26:41,180 And I can't play anything at all. So I totally sucked. 1472 01:26:41,300 --> 01:26:43,140 And everyone thought I was this Petey guy, 1473 01:26:43,260 --> 01:26:46,060 but I didn't know what to think, so I just kept playing and playing, 1474 01:26:46,180 --> 01:26:47,980 and I didn't know what I was doing. 1475 01:26:48,100 --> 01:26:50,980 It was so funny! [ huckling ] 1476 01:26:51,060 --> 01:26:54,220 I gotta go. What? Why? 1477 01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:56,580 Nadia, 1478 01:26:56,660 --> 01:26:58,660 please don't take this the wrong way, 1479 01:26:58,740 --> 01:27:01,100 but, but you're-- 1480 01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:04,140 you're everything that I used to want. 1481 01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:07,180 And as much as I may really, 1482 01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:10,980 really regret what I'm about to do, 1483 01:27:12,180 --> 01:27:14,060 there's somebody else I want to be with. 1484 01:27:14,180 --> 01:27:17,100 You-You want the band geek? 1485 01:27:17,220 --> 01:27:21,060 Nadia, I am a band geek. 1486 01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:25,180 I just never joined the band. 1487 01:27:29,180 --> 01:27:31,380 You go get your geek. 1488 01:27:33,220 --> 01:27:34,980 Someday I will find mine. 1489 01:27:35,060 --> 01:27:37,700 # Well, my mind is now playing tricks on me # 1490 01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:40,140 # And the world is crashing # 1491 01:27:40,220 --> 01:27:42,700 # I think about it # 1492 01:27:46,340 --> 01:27:49,660 [Continues, lndistinct] 1493 01:27:53,020 --> 01:27:56,220 Hey, um, Kevin Meyers. 1494 01:27:56,300 --> 01:27:58,380 Hi. Sorry I was a dick before. 1495 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:01,220 It's okay, man. My name's Brett. 1496 01:28:01,300 --> 01:28:03,980 Uh, could you give us a sec? Sure. 1497 01:28:05,340 --> 01:28:07,420 Look, you don't have to do this. 1498 01:28:07,540 --> 01:28:09,900 May be I was being selfish... 1499 01:28:10,020 --> 01:28:13,260 in wanting to be your friend. 1500 01:28:13,380 --> 01:28:15,900 May be it's just not gonna work. Victoria, 1501 01:28:16,020 --> 01:28:19,380 I would much rather have you as a friend than not have you in my life at all. 1502 01:28:27,540 --> 01:28:29,180 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! 1503 01:28:29,180 --> 01:28:30,340 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! 1504 01:28:30,460 --> 01:28:34,100 Yeah-hah! Partyon! 1505 01:28:34,180 --> 01:28:36,060 Yeah! Yeah! 1506 01:28:39,460 --> 01:28:42,860 - I don't know. From the lighthouse all the way-- - Hey, handsome. 1507 01:28:45,620 --> 01:28:49,540 Heather! Hey. Hi. 1508 01:28:49,660 --> 01:28:51,100 What are you doing here? 1509 01:28:51,220 --> 01:28:53,540 I was gonna pick you up at the airport in, like, two hours. 1510 01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:55,780 I took an earlier flight, and I thought I'd surprise you. 1511 01:28:55,860 --> 01:28:59,580 Yeah, you did. Kinda weird without the phone, huh? 1512 01:28:59,700 --> 01:29:01,820 We'll get used to it. 1513 01:29:01,940 --> 01:29:05,100 Come on. I wanna hear all about it. We'll grab you a drink. 1514 01:29:05,180 --> 01:29:08,580 Steve, this cop-watch thing is horseshit. 1515 01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:11,500 Hello? [ Crackling ] 1516 01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:14,100 Man, this sucks. 1517 01:29:14,220 --> 01:29:16,060 [ Amber ] Who is it out there? 1518 01:29:19,140 --> 01:29:21,700 It's the Stifmeister, baby. 1519 01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:23,540 Is that so? 1520 01:29:27,660 --> 01:29:30,300 Life's a bitch, isn't it? 1521 01:29:32,180 --> 01:29:35,380 It's all right. You don't have to say anything. 1522 01:29:35,460 --> 01:29:37,780 I'm used to girls ignoring me. 1523 01:29:37,860 --> 01:29:39,660 Or making fun of me. 1524 01:29:39,780 --> 01:29:41,740 "Come on, Sherman. Be the Sherminator." 1525 01:29:43,380 --> 01:29:46,260 Like the movie. How clever. 1526 01:29:46,380 --> 01:29:49,380 I-l get it, okay? 1527 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:51,300 May be I am a geek. 1528 01:29:51,420 --> 01:29:53,780 Whatever. 1529 01:29:55,900 --> 01:29:58,700 Yes! Yes, you are! 1530 01:30:01,180 --> 01:30:03,020 All right. 1531 01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:08,420 I... am the Sherminator. Ohh! 1532 01:30:08,460 --> 01:30:11,780 A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... 1533 01:30:11,900 --> 01:30:14,300 to change the future for one lucky lady. 1534 01:30:14,380 --> 01:30:17,140 I am lucky lady? 1535 01:30:17,260 --> 01:30:21,820 That's right, Nadia. You've been targeted for Shermination. 1536 01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:24,420 ome with me ifyou want to live. 1537 01:30:24,540 --> 01:30:26,860 Oh! Oh, no! 1538 01:30:27,860 --> 01:30:28,660 Help! 1539 01:30:28,660 --> 01:30:30,540 Help! 1540 01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:35,100 - Ohh! Fuck me, geek! - Affirmative! 1541 01:30:35,220 --> 01:30:37,580 No fuckin' way! 1542 01:30:43,540 --> 01:30:46,580 Forget it. Like you have a chance. 1543 01:31:01,300 --> 01:31:03,100 heers, bud. 1544 01:31:08,460 --> 01:31:11,300 Hey, Steve, look what I found. 1545 01:31:11,380 --> 01:31:13,740 - Dude, don't touch the shirt. -ust look. 1546 01:31:16,100 --> 01:31:17,900 Hi. Hey, there. 1547 01:31:17,980 --> 01:31:20,700 Brilliant. You found lesbians. 1548 01:31:20,820 --> 01:31:24,540 [Scoffs] Goodluck trying to break through that force field. 1549 01:31:24,620 --> 01:31:27,820 Lesbians? We never said that. 1550 01:31:33,540 --> 01:31:36,100 - What? - We never said that. 1551 01:31:38,140 --> 01:31:41,220 Oh. Oh, man. 1552 01:31:41,340 --> 01:31:46,020 I will do anything-- anything-- to sleep with you chicks. 1553 01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:50,340 Okay? I'llgrab every guy's ass in this room. 1554 01:31:50,460 --> 01:31:53,500 I'll caress it, even. I'll shave some ass if they need it. 1555 01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:55,660 Oh, yeah. You heardme. 1556 01:31:55,780 --> 01:32:00,580 It's true. I'll kiss everybody here. Dudes, chicks, everybody. 1557 01:32:00,700 --> 01:32:04,300 Because lam comfortable with my sexuality. 1558 01:32:04,380 --> 01:32:07,540 Oh, yeah. 1559 01:32:07,620 --> 01:32:09,980 At least have a drink with the Stifmeister. 1560 01:32:11,380 --> 01:32:13,260 All right. That's fair. 1561 01:32:15,020 --> 01:32:16,820 All right. 1562 01:32:18,980 --> 01:32:21,180 You truly are a Stifmeister. 1563 01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:25,220 - Welcome back to the party. - Steve, those are my lesbians. 1564 01:32:25,340 --> 01:32:27,420 Ladies, I am down with the funky shit. 1565 01:32:27,540 --> 01:32:30,340 Like what? One time at this party, I was drinking champagne-- 1566 01:32:32,260 --> 01:32:34,940 Thankyou. Thankyou. 1567 01:32:35,060 --> 01:32:38,260 Ournextsoloist willbe Michelle Flaherty. 1568 01:32:38,380 --> 01:32:41,100 [Applause] 1569 01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:03,220 [ Off-key ] 1570 01:33:05,940 --> 01:33:07,700 Petey? 1571 01:33:11,980 --> 01:33:14,100 This kid is killing me. 1572 01:33:16,420 --> 01:33:18,140 You suck, retard. I'm not retarded. 1573 01:33:18,140 --> 01:33:19,580 You suck, retard. I'm not retarded. 1574 01:33:19,700 --> 01:33:21,660 I'm a very special boy. 1575 01:33:21,780 --> 01:33:23,500 [ Note Blasts ] [ Gasping ] 1576 01:33:23,540 --> 01:33:25,820 [ Off-key ] 1577 01:33:28,260 --> 01:33:30,780 # To live the life that's in his dreams # 1578 01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:37,460 - # At night he lies awake and he wonders # -Jim! 1579 01:33:37,540 --> 01:33:39,460 How's this for a band camp story? 1580 01:33:42,620 --> 01:33:46,020 # If I can be like that # 1581 01:33:46,100 --> 01:33:50,220 # I would give anything just to live one day # 1582 01:33:50,340 --> 01:33:53,780 Come on, guys. Let's hear it for Petey! 1583 01:33:53,900 --> 01:33:57,220 # If I can be like that what would I do # 1584 01:33:57,300 --> 01:34:01,100 # What would I do # 1585 01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:05,220 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 1586 01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:08,380 # Oh, yeah # 1587 01:34:08,460 --> 01:34:12,460 # Falling into less # 1588 01:34:12,540 --> 01:34:14,900 # In dreams # 1589 01:34:15,020 --> 01:34:20,100 # And run away # 1590 01:34:21,580 --> 01:34:23,860 Talented bastard! 1591 01:34:23,940 --> 01:34:26,620 [Rock] [ heering ] 1592 01:34:31,020 --> 01:34:32,820 [ Men hanting ] Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 1593 01:34:32,940 --> 01:34:35,980 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 1594 01:35:03,180 --> 01:35:05,220 Good for them. Yeah, it's awesome. 1595 01:35:08,660 --> 01:35:10,980 Want to dance? Yeah. 1596 01:35:11,100 --> 01:35:13,460 We'll be back. ome on, baby! 1597 01:35:20,300 --> 01:35:23,820 # It's one thing to complain but when you're driving me insane # 1598 01:35:23,940 --> 01:35:28,140 # Well, then I think it's time that we took a break # 1599 01:35:28,220 --> 01:35:32,260 # 'Cause I'm in too deep and I'm trying to keep # 1600 01:35:32,380 --> 01:35:36,060 # Up above in my head instead of going under # 1601 01:35:36,140 --> 01:35:39,980 # 'Cause I'm in too deep and I'm trying to keep # 1602 01:35:40,100 --> 01:35:44,220 # Up above in my head instead of going under # 1603 01:35:44,340 --> 01:35:48,180 # Instead of going under # # Instead of going under # 1604 01:35:48,300 --> 01:35:52,220 # Instead of going under # # Instead of going under # 1605 01:35:52,300 --> 01:35:56,100 # Instead of going under # # Instead of going under ## 1606 01:35:56,140 --> 01:35:58,660 You know, there's only one word for that party: 1607 01:35:58,660 --> 01:35:59,420 You know, there's only one word for that party: 1608 01:35:59,540 --> 01:36:01,660 bitchin'. Out ofcontrol. 1609 01:36:03,300 --> 01:36:05,220 Dude, am I gonna have a hangover? 'ause I want one. 1610 01:36:05,220 --> 01:36:05,420 Dude, am I gonna have a hangover? 'ause I want one. 1611 01:36:11,380 --> 01:36:14,300 [Chattering] 1612 01:36:14,420 --> 01:36:16,380 Good-bye. See ya. 1613 01:36:16,500 --> 01:36:19,420 Let's go to our page. Oh, my gosh. We have to write about this party. 1614 01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:22,260 This party was crazy! Look at my date! He's passed out! 1615 01:36:22,380 --> 01:36:24,540 You drank him under the table. He couldn't hang out. 1616 01:36:26,620 --> 01:36:28,660 # She holds her head # 1617 01:36:28,780 --> 01:36:32,020 # Within her hands # 1618 01:36:32,100 --> 01:36:35,100 # Quietly reeling # 1619 01:36:35,220 --> 01:36:40,380 # If only he could understand # 1620 01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:42,660 # What she's feeling # 1621 01:36:42,780 --> 01:36:48,380 # She moves into me # 1622 01:36:48,460 --> 01:36:51,100 # Just to kiss my shoulder # 1623 01:36:51,220 --> 01:36:55,620 [Continues lndistinct] 1624 01:36:55,740 --> 01:36:57,540 Oh! 1625 01:37:02,140 --> 01:37:05,300 Best summer ever, huh, fellas? Absolutely. 1626 01:37:05,420 --> 01:37:09,500 Sorry things didn't work out foryou, Finch. You kiddin'? Things are great. 1627 01:37:09,660 --> 01:37:11,860 I have all the time in the world. 1628 01:37:11,980 --> 01:37:13,900 So, are we gonna do this every summer? 1629 01:37:14,020 --> 01:37:16,300 Oh, yeah, we are. Of course we are, gentlemen. 1630 01:37:16,420 --> 01:37:17,780 Well, we're gonna try. 1631 01:37:17,780 --> 01:37:18,820 Well, we're gonna try. 1632 01:37:28,780 --> 01:37:31,900 Sweet car. It is sweet. 1633 01:37:37,260 --> 01:37:39,540 Stifler'smom. Hey, Finchy. 1634 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:41,500 How did you know I was here? 1635 01:37:41,580 --> 01:37:43,660 I called a couple ofweeks ago. 1636 01:37:43,780 --> 01:37:46,140 Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime? 1637 01:37:46,220 --> 01:37:48,820 I guess it, uh, slipped his mind. 1638 01:37:50,580 --> 01:37:53,500 Hey, what's your name? 1639 01:37:53,620 --> 01:37:55,420 Jeanine. 1640 01:37:56,740 --> 01:38:00,500 Jeanine. Okay, uh, well, 1641 01:38:00,620 --> 01:38:03,660 I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm 1 9 years old. 1642 01:38:03,740 --> 01:38:07,700 There's a whole world out there. I can't be obsessed with one woman. 1643 01:38:07,820 --> 01:38:11,420 -ust can't be. - I'm glad you're learning, Finchy. 1644 01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:16,180 Good. Good. 1645 01:38:17,620 --> 01:38:21,340 -You want to get it on? -You better clear your schedule. 1646 01:38:24,740 --> 01:38:26,620 See you guys later. 1647 01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:28,700 Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years? 1648 01:38:28,780 --> 01:38:32,420 Uh, give me, like, uh, three days. 1649 01:38:34,260 --> 01:38:36,460 [Jim] Wait, was that-- Was that who lthink-- 1650 01:38:36,580 --> 01:38:38,980 - No. - Yeah. Yeah! 1651 01:38:39,060 --> 01:38:41,420 I think it was. I think so too. 1652 01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:44,140 Son ofa-- 1653 01:38:44,220 --> 01:38:46,100 Who the hell was that? 1654 01:38:46,180 --> 01:38:49,300 That was, uh-- That was-- Someone was lost. 1655 01:38:49,420 --> 01:38:53,300 Lookin' for the lake. Yeah, all turned around. 1656 01:38:53,420 --> 01:38:56,460 What a dumbass. The lake's right there. 1657 01:39:01,900 --> 01:39:05,020 Incredible. How does Finch get so lucky? 1658 01:39:05,140 --> 01:39:07,500 Ah. What are you worried about? You got a girlfriend now. 1659 01:39:07,620 --> 01:39:09,300 Everything in. Let's go. Pony up. Dog Years awaits. 1660 01:39:09,300 --> 01:39:10,620 Everything in. Let's go. Pony up. Dog Years awaits. 1661 01:39:10,700 --> 01:39:13,620 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. 1662 01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:15,660 I have a girlfriend now. Yeah, you do. 1663 01:39:15,780 --> 01:39:18,140 She's my girlfriend. All right,imbo. 1664 01:39:18,220 --> 01:39:20,060 Let's go! Let's go! 1665 01:39:20,140 --> 01:39:22,220 Hey, where's Shitbrick? The movies. Took the bus. 1666 01:39:22,340 --> 01:39:25,020 offee. Wait a second. 1667 01:39:25,100 --> 01:39:27,220 Who the fuck was in that car? 1668 01:39:27,300 --> 01:39:29,820 # And here's to you Mrs. Robinson # 1669 01:39:29,940 --> 01:39:32,580 # Jesus loves you more than you will know # 1670 01:39:32,660 --> 01:39:34,500 [ Finch Moaning ] 1671 01:39:34,580 --> 01:39:37,660 [ Mrs. Stifler ] Oh, Finchy, I missed you. 1672 01:39:37,780 --> 01:39:42,180 Yeah. Oh, God. Jeanine. eanine. all me Stifler's mom. 1673 01:39:42,300 --> 01:39:44,380 [ Loud Moaning ] [ ar Alarm Blaring ] 1674 01:39:44,500 --> 01:39:44,660 [ Shouting ] Oh, Stifler's mom! 1675 01:39:44,660 --> 01:39:47,620 [ Shouting ] Oh, Stifler's mom! 1676 01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:57,300 # I don't want to be an ass anymore # 1677 01:39:57,420 --> 01:40:00,020 # Sick and tired of all the promises # 1678 01:40:00,140 --> 01:40:02,340 # That I made to you # 1679 01:40:03,780 --> 01:40:06,180 # And I pray to you # 1680 01:40:08,460 --> 01:40:12,060 # And I know you think you've heard it all before # 1681 01:40:12,180 --> 01:40:14,940 # Something tells me that you think I'm stupid # 1682 01:40:15,060 --> 01:40:17,380 # When I say to you # 1683 01:40:18,620 --> 01:40:21,700 # That what I say is true # 1684 01:40:22,900 --> 01:40:26,940 # Too much lying Too little trying # 1685 01:40:27,060 --> 01:40:30,900 # This time it's gonna be the last time # 1686 01:40:31,020 --> 01:40:34,300 # I say the last time again # 1687 01:40:34,380 --> 01:40:37,700 # This time is gonna be the last time # 1688 01:40:37,820 --> 01:40:41,780 # What I say # # The last time again # 1689 01:40:48,980 --> 01:40:52,540 # I don't want to be redundant anymore # 1690 01:40:52,660 --> 01:40:57,580 # Skipping like a broken record you can play again # 1691 01:40:58,940 --> 01:41:01,940 # But I'll do it all again # 1692 01:41:03,260 --> 01:41:07,300 # I'll put it behind me then you rewind me # 1693 01:41:07,380 --> 01:41:10,820 # This time is gonna be the last time # 1694 01:41:10,900 --> 01:41:14,660 # What I say # # The last time again # 1695 01:41:14,740 --> 01:41:17,860 # This time is gonna be the last time # 1696 01:41:17,980 --> 01:41:22,140 # What I say # # The last time again # 1697 01:41:44,460 --> 01:41:48,260 # Once again I must have been # 1698 01:41:48,300 --> 01:41:51,940 # Trying to wash away the sin # 1699 01:41:52,020 --> 01:41:55,700 # 'Cause I wake up bathroom floor # 1700 01:41:55,780 --> 01:41:59,580 # I won't do this anymore # 1701 01:42:02,220 --> 01:42:05,020 # Starting tomorrow # 1702 01:42:06,460 --> 01:42:09,500 # This time is gonna be the last time # 1703 01:42:09,620 --> 01:42:13,580 # What I say # # The last time again # 1704 01:42:13,660 --> 01:42:16,820 # This time is gonna be the last time # 1705 01:42:16,940 --> 01:42:21,060 # What I say # # The last time again # 1706 01:42:21,100 --> 01:42:24,260 # This time is gonna be the last time # 1707 01:42:24,380 --> 01:42:28,300 # What I say # # The last time again # 1708 01:42:28,420 --> 01:42:31,580 # This time is gonna be the last time # 1709 01:42:31,700 --> 01:42:35,580 # What I say # # The last time again # 1710 01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:42,340 [Ends] 1711 01:42:42,340 --> 01:42:43,500 [Ends] 1712 01:42:54,820 --> 01:42:57,540 # And it's always little things # 1713 01:42:57,620 --> 01:43:02,220 # That to the surface brings # 1714 01:43:04,940 --> 01:43:07,420 # Space you need to breathe # 1715 01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:12,020 # Before the curtain call # 1716 01:43:14,900 --> 01:43:17,260 # The light that leads the way # 1717 01:43:17,380 --> 01:43:21,940 # Before you hit the wall # 1718 01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:27,100 # The mountain that you climb # 1719 01:43:27,220 --> 01:43:30,660 # Just to take a fall # 1720 01:43:30,780 --> 01:43:34,180 # The blind among the blind And I say # 1721 01:43:34,260 --> 01:43:37,180 # There's an echo 'round my heart # 1722 01:43:37,300 --> 01:43:40,860 # Dragging me down # 1723 01:43:40,980 --> 01:43:44,140 # Beneath the waves in silence I fall # 1724 01:43:44,260 --> 01:43:47,180 # There's a halo above my head # 1725 01:43:47,260 --> 01:43:50,860 # Spinning me 'round # 1726 01:43:50,980 --> 01:43:54,260 # 'Cause I don't know if I'm alive or dead # 1727 01:43:54,340 --> 01:43:57,420 # There's a dagger in my hand # 1728 01:43:57,540 --> 01:44:02,220 # Bleeding me dry # 1729 01:44:09,740 --> 01:44:13,020 # And all we have to lose # 1730 01:44:13,140 --> 01:44:17,660 # Is time # 1731 01:44:19,740 --> 01:44:27,100 # And what we lose we leave behind # 1732 01:44:29,740 --> 01:44:36,060 # Stay around and we will shine # 1733 01:45:04,180 --> 01:45:06,020 [Jazz] 1734 01:45:18,021 --> 01:46:07,021 Subtitles by ARAVIND B [by_agentsmith@yahoo.com] 1735 01:46:08,305 --> 01:46:14,519 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 1736 01:46:15,305 --> 01:47:15,207 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org