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‪Idhar hoon.
‪-Arey Sarita, kaisi hai? ‪-Anju, haan, theek hoon.
‪Arey, nahi, nahi, main samajhti hoon.
‪Arey, mujhe... mujhe caterer ‪ko dobaara convince karna padega na?
‪Haan, main vohi toh keh rahi hoon.
‪Haan... haan... haan. ‪Nahi... bhooloongi nahi.
‪Taai, jaane do na.
‪Arey yaar, ruk na. Ruk na.
‪Yeh aurat mera dimaag kha rahi hai. ‪Ek ghante se baat kar rahi hoon ussey.
‪Boliye na.
‪Sab meri achhai ka faayda uthaate hain.
‪Aur tum log, aisa kyon karte ho? ‪Kyon mujhe takleef dete ho?
‪Maine tujhe bola tha na? ‪Kal bola tha, parson bola tha.
‪Idhar aa, dekh...
‪Kaisa dikhta hai? Bol kaisa dikhta hai?
‪Itni gehri neend.
‪Uss ladke ne ek baar bhi darwaza nahi ‪khola. Main bas khatkhataati reh gayi!
‪-Arey Taai, karti hoon na kal. Kal. ‪-Achha!
‪-Kaisi baatein kar rahi ho? ‪-Kar de na.
‪Miripood!
‪"Miripood" mat bulaao na.
‪Game ka kachra ho gaya. ‪Chalo, chalo. Niklo ab tum donon.
‪Kya hua, beta?
‪Tu ja, main aata hoon.
‪Jaa, jaa, jaa. Main abhi aaya.
‪Kitni achhi khushboo hai na?
‪Jaldi do na. Bhookh lagi hai.
‪Suniye.
‪Baithiye.
‪Koi baat nahi. Main khada hi theek hoon.
‪Vey aapse nahi mil...
‪Kya mujhe bewakoof samajha hai? Huh?
‪Arey, tu bewakoof banda hai.
‪Kya hai yaar yeh sab!
‪Bola toh samajhta nahi hai kya?
‪Jaaiye ab.
‪-Gaya? ‪-Haan, gaya.
‪-Arey waah, chai aa gayi. ‪-Arey, chai.
‪Arey, mera bhi toh number nikaal!
‪Suno.
‪Nahi, meri baat sun!
‪Yeh gossip nahi hai, ‪teri fikr hai humein. Aur kuch nahi.
‪Aisa kuch nahi hai, Taai.
‪Voh kuch bhi nahi karta hai.
‪Lights on-off hue aur...
‪pata hi nahi chala ki kya hua.
‪Hota hai, beta. Hota hai.
‪Samajh nahi aata, Taai, ‪mujhe kya karna chahiye.
‪Ussey baat karna, yaani ulte ghade mein ‪paani bharne jaisa hai.
‪Sarita... ‪ghade ko seedha kar aur paani bhar.
‪Phir se nailpaint badal liya? ‪Paanchveen baar badal rahi hai. Haan?
‪"Taaliyaan!"
‪Sarita, jaari rakho.
‪Haan, ek minute ruko.
‪-Chalein? ‪-Haan, aati hoon.
‪...meri beizzati ho.
‪Madad kiya toh bhi khit-khit, ‪na karo toh bhi khit-khit.
‪Donon taraf se piso!
‪♪ Saaz-shringaar pey♪
‪♪ Saaz-shringaar pey tanaa miley toh ♪
‪♪ Bas sharmaa jaana♪
‪♪ Bas sharmaa jaana ♪
‪♪ Tu toh nikli badi tez ♪
‪♪ Suna toh tha ki ‪Tu hai badi seedhi-saadhi ♪
‪♪ Tu toh nikli badi tez♪
‪♪ Tu toh hai badi tez ♪
‪♪ Un donon ki shaadi toh taey hai ♪
‪Taai, mujhe late ho raha hai.
‪Kya hua, Taai?
‪Kya hua?
‪क्या?
‪Kaun Modi? Kya bol rahi ho? Huh?
‪"Humne faisla kiya hai
‪ki 500 rupees
‪aur 1000 rupees ke notes
‪jo vartamaan mein istemaal ho rahe hain
‪aaj aadhi raat se, ‪vaidhya mudra nahi maane jayenge."
‪"...500 aur 1000 ke notes"
‪Kya badhiya neta hai.
‪"...Bank mein..."
‪♪ Chalo chalo chalo ‪Chalo chalo chalo ♪
‪♪ Chalo chalo chalo ‪Chalo dance aur mazey karein♪
‪♪ Chalo chalo chalo ‪Chalo chalo chalo ♪
‪♪ Bajao bajao bajao♪
‪♪ Drum bajao♪
‪♪ Mat mat mat ‪Kahaaniyaan mat banaao♪
‪♪ Main hoon yaar ‪Tera yaar♪
‪♪ Lungi uthaake ‪Chaddi dikhaake♪
‪♪ Daroo peeke ‪Bindaas naachke ♪
‪♪ Dance karein ‪Come on come on♪
‪♪ Mazey karein ‪Come on come on ♪
‪♪ Dance karein ‪Come on come on ♪
‪♪ Mazey karein ‪Come on come on ♪
‪♪ Dance karein ‪Come on come on ♪
‪♪ Mazey aur dance karein ♪
‪♪ Aaja pyaare ‪Come on come on♪
‪♪ Chalo chalo chalo ‪Main! ♪
‪♪ Chalo chalo chalo ‪Tu! ♪
‪♪ Dance karein ‪Come on come on ♪
‪♪ Aa ja♪
‪♪ Main! ♪
‪♪ Tu!... ♪
‪Hum manage kar lenge.
‪Toh, tum ho lucky bandey, huh?
‪Taai, kya hua?
‪Mujhe pata hai tu andar hai! ‪Khol darwaza.
‪Tujhe kya laga ki mere paise lekar ‪tu bhaag sakta hai? Huh?
‪Le lo.
‪Ke aapka yahan koi nahi...
‪Aapka yahan koi nahi.
‪Sabhi ka bahot, bahot dhanyavaad.
‪Par khaas karke...
‪Beta, tumhein yahaan hona chahiye.
‪Please, aaiye.
‪Kya hua, tabiyat toh theek hai?
‪Ekdum thaki maandi hai.
‪Shaayad ek aur bachhe ‪ki koshish jaari hai.
‪Kya hua, beta? ‪Dobaara ulti aa rahi hai kya?
‪Arey daadiji, aap toh vahaan ‪soyi hui theen, idhar kyon aa gayeen?
‪Arey, vahaan pankha full-speed par chal ‪raha hai, toh mujhe dikkat ho rahi thi.
‪Toh socha udhar sone ki bajaay, ‪main yahaan so jaoon.
‪-Main ab chali jaati hoon. ‪-Achha.
‪Chai banaoge kya?
‪SHUBHKAAMNAEIN ‪SARITA AUR SUSHANT KI TARAF SE
‪Gadha kahin ka!
‪Kya bulaaya tumne?
‪Gadha!
‪Koi dikkat nahi, Madam.
‪Jaldi kholo.
‪Kyon bhai, kya hua?
‪Gallery mein chalo, batata hoon. ‪Chalo, chalo, gallery mein chalo.
‪Hey, Bhagwaan! Kya yeh sach hai?
‪Mujhe pata nahi tha. ‪Mujhe bilkul pata nahi tha.
‪Hey Bhagwaan. Haan, haan.
‪Theek hai.
‪Hey, Bhagwaan!
‪Inkey details likh lo.
‪Phir milenge.
‪"Kul zabt dhan ka dus pratishat
‪Sushant Pillai ko pradaan kiya jaata hai."
‪Sanvaad anuvaadak: Neena Kiss