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Sir if you go into the building with this Petition
There is a section of births & deaths -
There will be a lady clerk give her Rs.10 and take the receipt
There will also be a peon over there if you give him Rs.100
He will get you the death certificate of your wife. Go,go
10 Rs is okay,Why is this 100 Rs
What's your business?
Milk Business
How do you get the milk?
By feeding oil cake,cotton seeds & bran
Does the milk comes out immediately?
No,we have to massage the udders
Think,this business to be also like that go
Don't shout. lf there is no water drink the drainage water -
All the water has gone for the marriage in a rich man's house -
What can we do,go and ask there
You are looking tired what's the problem?
Running here & there to get the N.O.C,my shoes have torn
Change the shoes
How much have you given?
Big note!
lt's not enough. You have to give 4 times of that
Sir,Sir
You are troubling me a lot -
How many times do l have to tell you document is not valid
Then what for did you take the money?
To check whether it is valid or not go away - You're cheating
You are saying you have sent man hasn't come,bag hasn't come
You are pestering me to sign it
you have sent it.But it hasn't come yet
Yes,one minute,somebody has come
What man have you brought it?
l think he is your man
Don't send anybody inside for next 15 minutes
They are all bank bundles isn't it?
They are not in serial order isn't it?
Otherwise problem may arise later
Ay,Take it out
Ay,What's this?
Are you playing with me?
Ay,Who are you?
Get out
Sir,l am Kumar speaking
The man sent by Babooji has come shall l send him?
Ay,lts me
What do you want?
l want heavy duty truck driving licence
For whom?
For me
Do you have all the documents?
L.M.E,Ration card everything is there
lt is rejected
When all the papers are correct then why are you rejecting?
You dog! Why are you barking?
How big Officer he is?
Why are you shouting at him? Be quiet
He has not enclosed an important paper -
And he's shouting,give me licence give me licence
Don't get tensed,l'll take care of him
Ay,you listen to me
Your face is like a wet towel l will wring it go
You must bring those people to me -
Who want driving licence for water tanker,oil tanker -
And you are bringing people for learner's licence -
What's your name?
Enclose copies of Ration card,SSLC, MC certificates with -
7 photos and fill this application form and bring it.Tell her
lf you call me l'll slap you!
Greetings sir!
Oh! Parthasarthy!
How do you know my name?
lt's pasted on your forehead What do you want?
l need driving licence
Take out Rs.365/-
They said it is Rs.35/-
lt can be got for Rs.35/- and Rs.365/- also
What's the difference?
You've to climb 2 floors stand in a long queue
They'll collect the forms from 10 to 10.30 & close down
And you'll have to run around for 3 days
Where are you working?
You'll lose pay for today isn't it - ofcourse yes
Calculate,3 days pay,taxi,auto charges, it will come to Rs.900/-
Rs.365 is better or Rs.900? -
This is grave injustice
Ay,keep quiet
Why're you wasting time with such stingy people go away
Keep quiet
lnfront of all the Government offices,you people are starting business -
Ay! Look! - What's this?
This is Asst.Commissioner's. l am only supplying him all this
lf you want go ahead!
Wherever you want to write,go ahead but first get away from here
Hey! what can you do to me?
Hey! Parthasarthy!
How do you know my name?
The design on your forehead is revealing your name
lf you don't go away!
l'll see that your name is withdrawn from the gazette
Hey! What are you talking?
Hey! l was talking to myself that's all!
That you shouldn't talk here but in Kilpauk ( Mental Asylum)
How do you know that l reside in that area?
Oh! So you're residing there! Then go away from here
Hey! Man go away!
Hey man go away!
Hey! Baldy! Come here!
lt's already very sunny,what's this additional glare,take him away
Who's this party?
He wants a heavy duty licence!
Seems to have ''Driven'' a lot!
He may not even weigh 100 gms he'll fail in M.C
What's this M.C?
M.C means Medical Certificate!
Why do you bring such nasty cases? They'll spoil our name!
Give Rs.1200/-
Rs.1200/-
Yes,if l give you a licence -
How many lives l have to put in risk? Give man
Hey! Subbaiah! Give all these to the officer and get them signed
You have kept the Notes in all isn't it?
Without ''Medicine'' will l give it?
Give man!
Alright! Are you going to drive the vehicle or shake it?
Shaking like this!
lt's all happiness!
You have nervous weakness,daily take a neuribran injection
Come on,give me your hand!
lnjection cannot be injected into your hand!
Break the ampaule and drink it!
Look,immediately cut your hair!
l'll lose weight!
Cut it and keep it in your pocket!
Come in the afternoon...l'll give...will he be there till afternoon?
Please sign these Papers!
lmportant papers are there in all the application
Please sign your good name Paneeselvam on then
Officer! Why are you snoring like that?
You have missed ''R''
l didn't miss the ''R''!
Madam! Did you miss the ''R''?
Officer,even she hasn't missed the ''R''?
My name is not Paneeselvam but Paneerselvam
Scratching officer!
Sorry! Officer!
Please sign them
Officer,Why are you throwing this on my face?
An important paper is missing in that
Can't you sign 1 free for 10 books?
l am very strict in my duty understood?
Wait! Today l'll put a goal in his intestines!
Officer! Please have your tea!
He has escaped!!
Come Chandru! Have you brought everything?
lmportantly...that...
Will l forget?
lt's latest,soft touch without straps!
Oh! l forgot!...Face pack take this balance Rs.5000/-
lf you pay up the balance Rs.1 ,24,500...
Chandru! You'll be the Break lnspector!
Don't scratch my back!
Aunty! You'll have to talk and manage uncle somehow...
Look Chandru,there are 50 people ready to pay 2 Lakhs for this job!
You know isn't it?
This rate is only for doing the work that l am asking you to do!
Chandru! There are six blouse pieces in it!
l have to attend a marriage!
Give this to the tailor and tell him to stitch it properly!
l have also given my stitched blouse for measurement!
Okay! l'll give it to the tailor!
ls there any peticoat that has to be stitched?
Ask him to stitch it fashionably!
What's there to stitch the peticoat fashionably?
She's talking about some thing...
Nothing else...
You keep quiet! You keep quiet!
Yes!
ln a Hindi movie,Madhuri Dixit wears a blouse with a window!
Like that,for you we can get it stitched with a door itself!
Do you think it'll suit me?
Whatever you wear lt'll suit you
But,it'll be an eye sore to look at!
Dog! ... is barking!
Subbaiah! Our dog Rathi isn't well for two days
You take it outside and bring it back!
Yes,Aunty!
Aunty! Uncle has told that he'll bring the application forms...
Yes,he had brought... wait,l'll look for it
lt seems she'll look for it?
Let her look for it!
For a break lnspector's job!
l had to get blouses stitched buy sanitary napkins...
Not only that even their dog should also be looked after
Why are you pricking the wounds?
Chandru! Application form is not here
Take it from Sapna!
lt has come to square one again!
Just now finished with a heavy vehicle!
Now onto a light vehicle?
lt's an accident. Bring a certificate to that effect!!
Hey! Man,ls there a way like this to cool you off?
You have become like this because there's no one to straighten you up
Come with me!
There's a fashion show in our Medical college!
For that,l have got this Marlyn Marvoc sequence!
lt comes in a movie seven year lltch
How is my idea?
Superb idea,isn't it?
Develop this before evening Aren't you my sweet heart?
l want to see how's the rehearsal and do corrections
ls this a rehearsal?
Yes! Was it good?!
When l saw it at the same height l was tensed up!
When the audience see you from down they'll swoon!
Hey! You give me the application,l'll go!
Will you get it that easily?
Tell me a Adults joke
l am popular in College all because of your ''A'' jokes
ls it popularity?...No...
No,''A'' joke means no application form
And you are not a Break lnspector!
l'll complain to my father that...
You saw me and with your mouth made nasty,sexy gestures!
There is a joke about grapes
Are you going to tell that one?
Hey! come on tell me...
You give me the application form
l'll think and tell you tomorrow
Then,you lift me and tell me whether l have put on weight
l'll give you the application form
First give me the application only then...
To lift and tell the weight are we a firewood dealer?
Okay,Lift her like a piece of wood!
Even this one is also a ''Piece of wood''
You have increased by a 100 gms of fat!
Where?
Here,in this place!
Sir! Regarding the murder of Corporation Commissioner -
We had sent Medical reports ls there any improvement?
What's this? lt has become a big headache with the Police Dept.
The photographs sent by you shows the stap mark on the right
And the Medical report tells its on the left!
That's what is confusing me!
Let me see the photograph!
The photograph has been printed in reverse
How can you say that?
Look at the dollar on the deceased!
Mother Mary always carries infront Jesus on the left! -
Look at this,here it is on the right!
What then for they have put you on to this case?
What these forensic experts are saying?
With this,its the third murder sir!
First,it was a Village Administrative Officer!
Second was a Police lnspector!
Third one now was a Corporation Commissioner!
Sir,All the 3 murders have been committed by the same man!
Even the finger prints,which we have got is not substantial
Moreover,it doesn't match with any criminal in our records
Could you find out the reason behind these killings?
They don't have enemies or enemity to get killed by stabbing!
Okay! ls there any thing common for all the 3 killed?
All were Government Officers that is the only common thing between them!
Same knife!
Even that may also be an old knife which Mr.Mehta says!
Old knife?
From oxide,oxide has been recovered
Not only that pieces of animal skin has also been recovered
lt might be from knifes leather case!
Even that one is also very old!
May be from a belt!
You are taking out a procession without permission!
Please disperse immediately!
Shooting at sight orders have been given
My hubby!...
What's this?
Slowly...Slowly...
A dog means not only gratitude it should have dignity also!
You shouldn't pull me with the belt like that!
Like a cute,smart one you should walk equally with me
Hey! Krishna,Krishna!
lt's good that,the dog has not died!
Hey! You rogue,rascal blind man
Are you human?
You have hurt a dog and speeding away without even stopping
Let your breaks fail on the way!
You'll stop only after hitting a tamarind tree!
Hey! Krishna what happened to you?
ls it very painful?
Poor thing! Look how it is shivering from the pain?
Where?...Where?...
Hey! l told you to look at the dog Why are you seeing elsewhere?
Madam,Are you holding this traffic just for hurting this stray dog?
Hey! You! Why do you consider a dog to be so cheap?
Do you know who l am?
Book a case under l.P.C 366 for a hit and run!
Mark the accident spot!
Where is the chalk piece?
Even the Chief Minister will be passing now!
Why are you making my life miserable at this hour?
l'll give you the car number please note it
Register a complaint,put a case l'll come to the court
But clear the place immediately
What's the number?
Hey! Aisu,how come you are here?
l have come to see you for an urgent matter!
Chandru,its an lnter-State transfer they lost the R.C book!!
lt'll cost Rs.1200/-
Chandru! come here!
Just a minute!
You come in the evening!
Okay!
Chandru! lts a Karnataka number you have to change it to T.N
Oh! God! change it immediately to T.N
After the Cauvery water problem they are petting stones on ''KA'' vehicles
Rs.260/-?!
Hey! What's this if you give a Gandhi Note
Give me the exact change...
Aishwarya! What's all this?
Yes sir,you have to search and let me know the owner of a vehicle
Your service charges is Rs.500/- is it enough?
Hold this man...
Subbaiah! Look after their work!
Move...Move...Move on...
What's this? You are insulting by giving money?
Have l ever taken any money from you to do anything?
Then,was l not shouting your name like a lottery ticket seller
Will you see me only if l show you money!
Are you so much mad after money?
Look! How much you are insulting me?
Many people have come -
l thought let me dispose them and leisurely have a date with you
Krishna,was hurt by a car!
Krishna!?...Oh! Our Krishna! Krishnapet cooling Krishna...
Beautiful dog! lt didn't get seriously hurt,isn't it?
Hurt seriously on the leg!
Oh! god! lt has only 4 legs front legs or hind legs?
My foot!
Chandru,l went to know the owner of the car!
lt's a red Maruthi Zen,this is the number!
Aishwarya! Leave this matter don't make a big fuss!
lt's a small dog,why do you want to make a big fuss?
Even if you find out that man and take him to a court
Judge will insult saying it is just a dog and fine Rs.500/- and leave him
For that why should we get into a tension?
Look,you too are speaking like other people!
Do you also consider a dog to be so cheap?
Where will it go? Can it speak?
Can it make a call to the Hospital for emergency?
How can it be possible? lt has already hurt its leg
What's this,take it easy?!
Very difficult! She's asking about the owner of this car number -
Oh! this is our Sapna...
We don't know about this number? That's what l was telling her
lt seems that the car has hurt her dog!
Will l reveal it falsly!?
She wants me to find out the owner!
l was telling her that its very difficult
See if it is possible for you...
What are you signalling him?
Show me the number!
Oh! This man!
Do you know him?
Know him? l know him very well!
This bloody blackard is here only!
Tell,What's the matter man?
You had given a matrimonial and for a second wife in ''the Hindu''
Yes man,there wasn't any good response for that!
Someone has seen your ad and has come here enquiry about you
She is extremely beautiful!
l have safely brought her and she is waiting in the lobby
Where?...Where?...
There...
l don't want your kindness! sign these papers!
Officer,l have told great things about you to her!
lf she asks the house is your's or the car is yours -
Whatever she asks you just say yes to everything
Hey! Now even if l spray Pheryl into your mouth -
You can't differentiate,you scabies headed fellow
She is the lady about whom l had told you
Oh! so its you!
Wait,today l'll teach you a lesson
Her eyes itself are saying yes a thousand times
Today l think the fortune is going to hit me
Car with number TN09 27551 is it yours?
Yuck! lts all because of Chandru!
Where has this chandru go?
There was a cobbler here...he...
Why are you asking about him?
He was killed in the Police firing!
Killed?
l had given him a belt for stitching whom shall l ask for it?
You should ask his wife she too hasn't come for the past 10 days
CM has announced a sum of Rs.10,000 for those killed in the Police firing
To get that money she is waiting at the Treasury's office
Now,if you go there you can see her!
Mother! Could you lend me some lime?
Where do you come from?
From Challadianpet near Velachery!
They burnt down my house in a Caste conflict a day before
They told they'll pray me to put up a new hut!
That's why l have come to take that money!
When?
Mother,they said they'll give it today!
Oh! Mad woman! Have you gone crazy?
My husband a cobbler was doing his work at a roadside
He was killed by a bullet
ls it?
Don't worry mother, they said we'll give you Rs.10,000
l have been practically living here only but not even a 10 paise has come
Till today l have spent Rs.1000
l have even sold one of the two sarees l had
lt's like raining on a buffalo its of no use
Then,Will l not get the money today!
Money from this office?!
You can milk even a bull!
You simpleton! come with me!
Look,that man wearing a striped shirt -
He looks after the post!
lf you want him to register your memorandum in the book -
You'll have to pay him Rs.100 as bribe!
ls it?
lt will go to the next table only if you pay him a bribe
Look,the person sitting here his name is Rajagopal!
He'll ask certificates from you!
What certificates?
That your name is Kuppamma!
That you are residing in such an area in a such a number house
Not only that,you are still alive! -
He'll ask you to get it signed by your village officer
l'll get it!
Then...
Will he leave you,after getting those certificates?
He'll send you from pillar to post finding out mistakes in your memo
lf you pay him Rs.200
He himself will look after everything and it'll reach next bench!
After that Rs.250 for this Superintendent!
Rs.150 for this despatch clerk
Look! The person who is yawning for him Rs.100
Look! That glutton,which is eating something for it Rs.50
Only after paying so many people your memo will reach the Officer's table
ls it?
Only there,they'll give the money!
Only today my memorandum has gone to the Officer's cabin
Who is this Kuppamma here?
l am...l am...
Where all should l go searching for you?
The Officer is calling you
Hey! lf you have Rs.10 give it to me and then proceed
Go away you wastrel!
Sir,greetings!
Ah! Are you Kuppamma?
Yes sir!
You have got your cheque for Rs.10,000 ready!
Sir,l am very happy!
Give it to me,l'll take it and leave!
Pay Rs.1000 challan and take it
Rs.1000?!
l have paid everyone who had to be paid!
You haven't paid for this table!
Sir,What's this? Everything is over
When l have come to take the cheque
All of a sudden you are asking for Rs.1000
Where will l go for that money?
lf you can't pay Rs.1000,you'll not get the money
Sir,don't talk like that -
l have sold all my possessions and paid everyone here -
l don't have anything left with me!
lf this matter ends well
l have these coins,which l have kept as an offering to Mother Goddess
You may take it,but please give me my cheque!
Even if you don't have anything to eat you have lots of'Pride''
Are you giving God's money and cursing my family?
You'll not get your cheque go away from here!
Why should l go?
l have given all the necessary certificates
Sir...
You are not Munnusamy's wife!
l am saying that you are his concubine!
Now,What will you do Get away from here!
Hey! You what did you say? You dog!
Throw her out! -Whom are you calling a concubine?
You'll all pay for these sins!
The mouth which called a concubine will disintegrate!
You'll never come up good in your life!
For just Rs.10,000,you have demeared my relationship with my husband
lf you had been born to a good mother would you speak like this?
Will your wife be faithful to you?
Will your progeny ever came up good in this life?
Will my husband come back for this Rs.10,000 which you are giving
Will he come back?
All of you are corpse eating dogs!
You'll take and eat the rice from a corpses mouth also!
Why do you pluck and plunder money from us?
For this you can live by begging!
Why? Aren't you getting your salaries?
Hey! You brainless woman! Why are you still here?
These people will never give!!
Hey! l am cursing with a heart burn!
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