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♪ Hear the legends
of the kung fu panda ♪
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♪ Doong, doong, doong, doong,
doong-bowng, doo-boom-boom ♪
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♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪
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♪ Never seeking
glory or fame ♪
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♪ He climbed a mountaintop ♪
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♪ And earned
the Dragon Warrior name ♪
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Hoo! Ah! Yah!
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♪ Kung fu panda ♪
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♪ Doong, da-doong, doong,
shu-gong, da-doong, doong ♪
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♪ Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ♪
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♪ And master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ♪
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♪ Kung fu panda ♪
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♪ Doong, da-doong, doong-doong,
da-doong, da-da-doong ♪
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♪ He lives,
and he trains ♪
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♪ And he fights
with the furious five ♪
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♪ Protect the valley
somethin', somethin' ♪
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♪ Somethin',
somethin' alive ♪
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Ooh, ah, ooh!
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♪ Kung fu panda ♪
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♪ Legends of awesomeness ♪
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Sweet.
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1x03 - Sticky Situation
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sync and corrections by f1nc0
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Come on, Mantis.
You have to eat something.
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[Sighs]
I can't.
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My stomach feels like
i've been drinking
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from the cup
of heartbreak and sorrow.
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[Sighs]
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- Did you try salt?
- It's not that.
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Mantis' girlfriend dumped him,
and now he won't eat.
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[Sighs]
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She was the most beautiful
caterpillar you ever saw.
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Then one day, poof!
She becomes a butterfly.
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Now it's like
I don't even know her.
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Romantic entanglements
upset one's Chi.
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That's why i avoid them.
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Yeah, that's the reason.
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- [Chuckling]
- Oh, Man-tis, you got to eat.
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No eat-y, no energy.
No energy, no train-y.
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No train-y, no--
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Why-y are you-y
talking like that-y?
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I know just the dish to soothe
your tiny broken heart.
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Wha-tah! Hoo-ah!
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Need a few bean paste dumplings,
liberal portion of honey,
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some sticky plum sauce,
extra sticky,
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and my own supersecret
ingredient...
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Isn't that what we patch walls with?
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So?
Now we patch a broken heart.
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Now we just give it
a good stir, and voila!
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Po's famous sticky dumplings.
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Try one, Mantis.
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Thanks, po.
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Oof!
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[Muffled] I seem to be stuck
on your dumpling.
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Oops.
[Chuckles]
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Guess i kind of went overboard
with the sticky.
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[Grunting]
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Not...as much fun...
as it looks!
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[Grunts]
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- This is ridiculous.
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Here.
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[Both grunting]
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- Pull!
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Pull!
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[Loud crash]
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- Uh...
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- mealtime is over.
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Let's train.
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Uh, but--
but i just made--
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I mean, it seems like
a shame to waste the--And--
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Uh, maybe i'll just...
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[screams]
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- Po!
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[Stammers]
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[Gulps]
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[Gulps]
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[Chains jangling]
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- [Sighs]
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- Excellent.
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Now, po, i--
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[Gasps]
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Panda, are you eating
in here?
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- [Chewing loudly]
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[Swallows]
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No.
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- We have rules about eating
in the training hall.
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- Is one of them
that we should?
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- [Sighs]
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That's enough training
for today.
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You're dismissed.
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Except for you, Dragon Warrior.
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I have a special mission
for you.
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- Ah.
You guys go on.
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Special mission.
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- I would like
the Dragon Warrior...
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- Yes?
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- To clean the entire
training hall by sunset.
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- Huh?
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[Groans]
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But, master Shifu,
you don't understand.
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I was gonna...
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- Yes?
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- I got nothin',
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So i thought
i'd just trail off like that.
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- Good decision.
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Now get to work,
and take care.
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This training hall
is a hallowed and special place.
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[Sleepy flute music]
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- [Swallowing]
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But first,
a little Dragon Warrior action.
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Hiy--Oh!
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Ah, stuck!
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The sticky dumplings.
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Might have made 'em
a bit too sticky.
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[Grunting]
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Kee-Yah!
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[Grunts]
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No!
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Oof!
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[Chain jangling]
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Uh-Oh.
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[Stammering]
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Ah! Ow!
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Ah!
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Oh-Hoo!
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Huh?
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The dumplings!
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Ah!
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Oh, no, the whole place!
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Noooo!
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Ah!
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[Cogs grinding]
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Ah!
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[Wood creaking]
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Uh, i broke the training hall.
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That's...kind of impressive
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And awful.
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I got to fix this
before Shifu finds out.
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[Grunting]
Almost.
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I've just got to...want it.
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Here we go now.
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[Grunting[
Feel the thunder.
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Yeah, feel the thunder.
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Oof!
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You!
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I hope you're happy,
sticky dumpling.
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This is all your fault!
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Oh, i can't stay mad at you.
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[Gulps]
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[Gasps] What's this?
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They must have made
the training hall.
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That's Shifu's mark,
and that's Taotie.
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[Gasps]
i'll get him to fix the hall!
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Hey, someone
could trip over this.
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[Rattling sound]
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[Sharp chinking sound]
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Ah!
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[Wire whipping]
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Whoa, that is so--
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Huh?
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Sweet!
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Wasn't so...
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[screaming]
bad!
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[Loud thud]
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[Grunts]
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Whew.
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[Dart whistles through air]
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Ah.
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[Gasping]
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Taotie?
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- Dad, it's for you.
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- What is the meaning of this?
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- Uh! Ow! Ow!
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Uh! Look,
i didn't come to fight.
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But if i did, just so you know,
i'm sort of the Dragon Warrior.
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You'd need more than a stick.
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[Blades chinking]
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Yeah, that'd do it.
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- [Whimpering nervously]
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Whoa, cool thingies.
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- Care for a closer look?
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My own inventions.
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- Nobody cares, dad.
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- Ah, no, that's plenty close.
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Look, i wouldn't bother you,
but...
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[chuckles nervously]
someone needs your help.
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- Who?
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- Shifu.
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- Shifu seeks my assistance?
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- Uh, yeah.
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He's like all,
"get Taotie, he's the man."
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- That doesn't sound like Shifu.
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- He's got a little cold.
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Anyway, the training hall
you guys built,
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It's kind of...broke.
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- What?
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That equipment was built
to last centuries.
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What kind of addlepated lummox
could've broken it?
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- No one knows.
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But, uh, between you and me,
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I think it was that
grasshopper-Lookin' guy.
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- And Shifu sent for me?
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- You could say that.
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Or you could say that it would
be great if you fixed the hall
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Without anyone ever finding out.
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- Ah, now i understand.
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- [Slurping]
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I'm gonna take a nap.
[Yawns]
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Wake me
when you guys aren't lame.
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- Please excuse my son,
Bian Zao.
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He's just learning
the business.
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- Lame!
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- So will you do it?
Will you fix the training hall?
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- Anything
for my old friend Shifu.
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- Who we're not gonna tell
anything about this to.
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- It'll be our secret.
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- Oh, what a relief.
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If you fix it,
this will be awesome.
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- Sounds great.
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Could you stand
on that "x" again?
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[Dart whistles through air]
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- Hmm?
Hmm.
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- This is too perfect, my son.
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Escorted into the jade palace
by the Dragon Warrior
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Right under that moron Shifu's
pointy nose?
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[Laughs]
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- I thought you said Shifu
is your friend.
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- Was my friend.
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Many years ago, Shifu and i were
at the jade palace together,
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But i was never as good
as Shifu.
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We thought better training
would do the trick,
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so we worked side by side
building the training hall--
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my finest achievement.
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But while it helped Shifu
improve tremendously,
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I was still hopeless.
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I wanted to make up
for my lackings,
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so i devised ingenious
mechanical contrivances
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to compensate for my weak spots.
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I was so excited to show
my mechanical improvements
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to Oogway and Shifu.
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They looked at me with horror.
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My machines had sullied
the purity of kung fu.
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Well, i have news for you:
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Kung fu is outdated and useless!
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Which machinery comes power.
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Now this lumbering mountain
of black-and-white pudding
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Will take me right in.
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Once my machines and i
are victorious,
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the villagers will see
what true power is.
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They'll turn their backs
on kung fu
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and worship me like a god.
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- I'm not going.
[Slurping]
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- Just come.
You'll have fun.
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I will soon destroy
all who once opposed me!
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[Cackling evilly]
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- [Chuckling slowly]
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[Chuckling]
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Ah.
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So you guys ready to go?
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[Grunting]
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- Is this really necessary?
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- Yes, i told you.
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- Ow!
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- Yikes.
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Gah!
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Hey, you guys look great.
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[Chuckles]
Been working out?
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00:11:09,486 --> 00:11:11,386
- Uh, no,
no one's been working out,
271
00:11:11,388 --> 00:11:12,787
Because the training hall's
closed
272
00:11:12,789 --> 00:11:14,422
till you finish cleaning it.
273
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,859
- Oh, yeah, right, and that's
just what i'm gonna do
274
00:11:17,861 --> 00:11:22,797
with this, uh--
This crate of giant...
275
00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:25,233
sponges.
276
00:11:25,235 --> 00:11:27,002
So, uh, bye.
277
00:11:27,004 --> 00:11:28,169
[Grunts]
278
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,673
- Ow!
279
00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:33,775
- Okay, now,
we don't have much time, so--
280
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:36,611
- Behold, my son, my greatest--
281
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,712
Wha--
282
00:11:37,714 --> 00:11:40,148
The training hall!
It's ruined!
283
00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:43,985
Oh, my creation,
my beautiful creation.
284
00:11:43,987 --> 00:11:45,620
Oh, it's okay.
285
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,555
I'm here now.
286
00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:49,124
Oh, oh!
287
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,259
What did you do to it?
288
00:11:51,261 --> 00:11:53,428
- See what i've been
dealing with?
289
00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:55,230
- Look, i told you, i--
290
00:11:55,232 --> 00:11:58,400
Look, we can go back and forth
over who did what and...
291
00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:01,703
okay, not so much
with the back-and-forth,
292
00:12:01,705 --> 00:12:04,372
but what's important is,
can you fix it?
293
00:12:04,374 --> 00:12:07,409
- Of course,
but for a job this big,
294
00:12:07,411 --> 00:12:10,178
I'm going to need special tools.
295
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,647
Do you have anything
of infinite power
296
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:16,651
in the shape of an orb
that's made of jade?
297
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,952
- No.
298
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:21,589
We do have the jade orb
of infinite pow-- oh!
299
00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:23,324
Ah, but that's sacred,
300
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,360
And it's only
for huge emergencies.
301
00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:28,496
- And what exactly
would you call this?
302
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,998
- Good point.
I'll be right back.
303
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,200
Just remember
to stay out of sight.
304
00:12:33,869 --> 00:12:38,506
- Soon the jade palace
will be ours, my son.
305
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,175
- Neat.
306
00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:51,352
- [Grunting]
307
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,654
- Oh!
308
00:12:52,656 --> 00:12:54,122
- What are you doing?
309
00:12:54,124 --> 00:12:56,391
- Uh, what--
What are you doing?
310
00:12:56,393 --> 00:12:58,059
I mean, stop looking
at my butt.
311
00:12:58,061 --> 00:13:00,061
I--I'm sensitive about it.
312
00:13:00,063 --> 00:13:02,297
- Oh, sorry, man.
313
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,167
- [Grunts]
314
00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,772
Uh, there you go.
315
00:13:10,774 --> 00:13:13,141
Now, if we can just
move things along in here,
316
00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:15,443
'Cause we're kind of
out of time.
317
00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:17,812
- Certainly.
Just keep everyone out.
318
00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:19,314
- Right. I'm on it.
319
00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:21,249
[Screams]
320
00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:22,317
- Jeez!
321
00:13:22,319 --> 00:13:25,120
- Mantis, uh,
what are you doing?
322
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:26,254
- [Sighs]
323
00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:28,923
Drowning my sorrows
in a good workout.
324
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:30,525
- That's a terrible idea.
325
00:13:30,527 --> 00:13:32,393
You know what you should do?
326
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,430
Talk about it, like,
somewhere else
327
00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:37,599
and not right here.
328
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:38,533
- [Sighs]
329
00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:40,502
I miss my girlfriend so much.
330
00:13:40,504 --> 00:13:42,771
Everything i look at
reminds me of her,
331
00:13:42,773 --> 00:13:45,473
Like that rock...
332
00:13:45,475 --> 00:13:47,142
or that butterfly.
333
00:13:47,144 --> 00:13:48,343
- Actually, that's her.
334
00:13:48,345 --> 00:13:50,545
- I'm just getting my stuff.
335
00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:52,447
- When does it stop,
336
00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:54,616
The hurting?
337
00:13:54,618 --> 00:13:56,284
- [Gasps]
338
00:13:56,286 --> 00:13:57,385
Tigress!
339
00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:59,521
Good talk, buddy.
I feel better. Bye!
340
00:13:59,523 --> 00:14:00,655
Wha!
341
00:14:00,657 --> 00:14:01,956
- Oof!
342
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,391
Get off of me.
343
00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:04,626
What are you doing?
344
00:14:04,628 --> 00:14:06,294
- Heh, this is better
than training
345
00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:07,729
On some dumb machine, right?
346
00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:08,963
Feel the burn.
347
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,064
- [Grunts]
348
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,300
I am going in there.
349
00:14:12,302 --> 00:14:14,969
- Why?
Because you're scared of me?
350
00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:16,704
- I am scared of nothing.
351
00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:18,473
- How about now?
Grr!
352
00:14:18,475 --> 00:14:20,542
Or now?
Huh!
353
00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:22,410
Or now?
[Cackles wickedly]
354
00:14:22,412 --> 00:14:24,646
- I am not scared of you.
355
00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:27,115
- Yes, you are,
scary-cat, scary-cat,
356
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,917
scary-ca-at!
357
00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:31,820
- Po! Po?
358
00:14:31,822 --> 00:14:32,821
- [Gasps]
359
00:14:32,823 --> 00:14:34,289
Shifu!
360
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,457
Oh, uh, what's up, 'fu?
361
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,226
I mean, shi'.
362
00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:40,094
See how i did that backwards?
363
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,330
[Chuckles nervously]
Fu...
364
00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,399
- I want to see
how the training hall
365
00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:45,633
is coming along.
366
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,102
- Uh, i want it
to be a surprise.
367
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,104
- I don't like surprises.
368
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,439
- Really?
369
00:14:51,441 --> 00:14:53,274
Uh, because i'm doing
some stuff with floor wax
370
00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:55,410
That will really blow your mind.
371
00:14:57,046 --> 00:14:59,180
- What are you hiding from me,
panda?
372
00:14:59,182 --> 00:15:00,481
- Uh, nothing.
373
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,483
What-- what makes you think
i'm hiding anything?
374
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,585
- Ya!
375
00:15:03,587 --> 00:15:04,819
Thought i wouldn't find you,
huh?
376
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,654
- You're not sensitive
about your butt.
377
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,623
- Giant sponges aren't heavy.
378
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,225
- You've been acting weird
all day.
379
00:15:10,227 --> 00:15:12,527
- Are you dating my girlfriend?
380
00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:13,928
- All right,
you guys must be crazy,
381
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,830
Because i don't know
what you're talking about.
382
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,565
[Explosion]
383
00:15:21,937 --> 00:15:25,006
[Foreboding music]
384
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:29,911
♪ ♪
385
00:15:29,913 --> 00:15:32,080
- What is that?
386
00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:34,315
- The...training hall.
387
00:15:34,317 --> 00:15:35,984
- And who is that?
388
00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:42,123
- Hello, Shifu,
my old friend.
389
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,791
Taotie!
390
00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:49,997
How did this happen?
391
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,566
How did he get in here?
392
00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:54,735
- Oh, it was quite simple,
Shifu.
393
00:15:54,737 --> 00:15:59,040
Your Dragon Warrior
showed us right in.
394
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,976
[Dramatic music]
395
00:16:03,412 --> 00:16:07,081
[Laughs loudly]
396
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,350
- Yeah, about that...
397
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:10,751
I kind of got
some sticky dumplings
398
00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:11,953
stuck in the training machine,
399
00:16:11,955 --> 00:16:13,488
which then went all, like,
crash, boom,
400
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:14,789
and then i found Taotie
to fix it,
401
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:17,291
and he-- blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah-- made that!
402
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,827
- You're responsible
for all of this?
403
00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:21,429
- No! Yes!
404
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,898
But i--I thought
you and Taotie were friends.
405
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,600
- We were once,
406
00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:28,603
until he abandoned kung fu
when his heart turned dark.
407
00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:31,405
- Oh...would have been
good to know.
408
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,374
- [Growls]
409
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,978
I'm very angry with you, panda,
410
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:40,581
so angry, i can't even think
of a punishment harsh enough.
411
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,584
[Loud thunk]
412
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,119
That's good enough.
413
00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:46,721
Everyone, positions.
414
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:48,122
- Huh!
- Huh!
415
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:49,590
- Yeah, we can do it.
416
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,392
We can take this thing down.
417
00:16:51,394 --> 00:16:54,028
- Po, i gave you a broom,
and this happened.
418
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,097
Do you think i'm going
to let you fight?
419
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,098
- Yeah.
420
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,132
Maybe you sit this one out.
421
00:16:58,134 --> 00:16:59,233
- Haven't you done enough?
422
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,368
- As the wise man say:
423
00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:01,602
Get the heck out!
424
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,537
- But...
425
00:17:02,539 --> 00:17:03,838
- we don't want your help.
426
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,177
- Look at that, Shifu.
427
00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:12,647
All your precious training
running ayay.
428
00:17:12,649 --> 00:17:15,249
You'll never see a machine
do that.
429
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,685
- And you'll never see
a machine do this.
430
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:26,360
- Oof.
431
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:27,795
Uh!
432
00:17:36,371 --> 00:17:37,471
- [Grunts]
433
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,106
Hyah!
434
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,843
[Panting]
435
00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:46,214
[Grunting]
436
00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:47,848
[Dishes rattling]
437
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:49,550
- Oh, gah, this is torture.
438
00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:51,319
I'm an idiot.
439
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,922
All this mess just because
of some stupid dumplings.
440
00:17:56,458 --> 00:18:00,828
- [Cackling loudly]
441
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,697
[Blades chinking]
442
00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:11,372
- Oof!
443
00:18:12,474 --> 00:18:16,077
[Arrows whistling through air]
444
00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:17,845
- Uh!
445
00:18:19,748 --> 00:18:21,182
[Chain clanging]
446
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,417
- Ahh!
447
00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:25,286
[Throwing stars chinking]
448
00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:26,420
- [Rattling]
449
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:34,028
- [Grunting]
450
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,429
Oof!
451
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:37,798
Bad idea!
452
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,139
[Throwing stars chinking]
453
00:18:54,816 --> 00:18:57,084
[Fire roaring]
454
00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:58,719
- [Gasps]
455
00:18:58,721 --> 00:18:59,654
Ah!
456
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:05,660
- So, Shifu, ready to admit
that machinery is more powerful
457
00:19:05,662 --> 00:19:08,095
than your old-Fashioned kung fu?
458
00:19:08,097 --> 00:19:10,631
- Machinery will never
be more powerful,
459
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,301
because it has no heart.
460
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:16,804
- And soon neither will you.
461
00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:18,039
- [Gasps]
462
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,074
[Grunting]
463
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,576
- [Laughing evilly]
464
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,345
- Surrender, Taotie.
465
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,015
- Ha!
466
00:19:28,017 --> 00:19:32,086
Your panda style is no match
for my mechanical marvel.
467
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:35,256
- It is you
who is no match for this.
468
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,590
- Dumplings?
469
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,892
- Dumplings?
470
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:41,662
- Sticky dumpling style.
471
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:44,398
[Arrows whistling through air]
472
00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:48,336
Huh!
473
00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:49,337
Ha!
474
00:19:49,339 --> 00:19:50,304
[Arrows pinging]
475
00:19:57,579 --> 00:20:00,648
[Suspenseful flute music]
476
00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:05,519
♪ ♪
477
00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:10,725
- Ooh!
478
00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:11,826
Ooh! Ha! Ooh!
479
00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:12,827
Ha!
480
00:20:12,829 --> 00:20:15,429
Huh! Huh! Huh!
481
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,832
- [Cackles]
482
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:19,767
[Chain jangling]
483
00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,535
[Chopsticks whistling
through air]
484
00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:26,307
- [Sighs]
485
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,341
Uh!
486
00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:29,343
[Grunting]
487
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:32,346
[Growling]
488
00:20:32,348 --> 00:20:34,181
Ha!
489
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:39,920
[Fire roaring]
490
00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:42,156
Whoo.
491
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,091
Come on, sticky dumplings,
do your thing.
492
00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:46,026
- [Cackles]
493
00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:51,999
[Cackles]
494
00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,236
- Hoo-Ah!
495
00:20:55,238 --> 00:20:56,237
Huh!
496
00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:58,339
Shifu!
497
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,607
- Uh!
498
00:21:02,377 --> 00:21:04,178
- Uh-Oh.
499
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,920
[Grunting]
500
00:21:12,922 --> 00:21:15,689
- Thought you could beat me
with dumplings?
501
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,691
Ah! What's happening?
502
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,794
Crank harder!
503
00:21:19,796 --> 00:21:21,095
- You crank harder.
504
00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:24,598
- No!
505
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:33,407
- You fellas want to come down
and try your luck mano a mano
506
00:21:33,409 --> 00:21:35,242
Without hiding
behind your machines?
507
00:21:35,244 --> 00:21:36,444
[Wood creaking]
508
00:21:36,446 --> 00:21:37,445
- Ah!
509
00:21:37,447 --> 00:21:40,147
[Loud crash]
510
00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:42,383
[Blades chinking]
511
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:43,951
- Not really.
512
00:21:43,953 --> 00:21:46,387
We'll be back
for the palace someday,
513
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:49,190
and then you'll see
the awesome power
514
00:21:49,192 --> 00:21:50,891
Of my inventions and--
515
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,126
Wha--
516
00:21:52,128 --> 00:21:55,129
Did you oil these blades
like i asked you to?
517
00:21:55,131 --> 00:21:57,631
- Blades are stupid.
518
00:21:57,633 --> 00:22:01,335
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
519
00:22:01,337 --> 00:22:04,071
[Loud thud]
520
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,239
- They're getting away!
521
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,807
- Let them go, panda.
522
00:22:06,809 --> 00:22:08,976
We'll send them the bill.
523
00:22:08,978 --> 00:22:11,612
- Shifu, sorry for, uh--
524
00:22:11,614 --> 00:22:12,913
- Everything?
525
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:16,684
- Well, i don't know
about everything, but...
526
00:22:16,686 --> 00:22:18,285
a lot.
527
00:22:18,287 --> 00:22:21,889
- Po, i must admit that you
did a good job defending us,
528
00:22:21,891 --> 00:22:25,626
So good that i have one more job
for the Dragon Warrior.
529
00:22:25,628 --> 00:22:28,429
- Yeah? Bring it!
530
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,097
[Whimpers]
531
00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:35,069
- Delicious.
532
00:22:35,071 --> 00:22:36,937
- More sticky dumplings,
Mantis?
533
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,607
- Oh, don't mind if i do.
534
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:42,209
- So you seem
to be feeling better.
535
00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:43,644
- I'm doing great.
536
00:22:43,646 --> 00:22:45,679
- Good, because you know what?
537
00:22:45,681 --> 00:22:47,014
You were really too good
for her.
538
00:22:47,016 --> 00:22:48,315
I mean, nobody really liked her.
539
00:22:49,784 --> 00:22:50,951
- Yeah...
540
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:53,854
we actually
got back together.
541
00:22:53,856 --> 00:22:56,190
She's lovely. Nice lady.
Best to you both.
542
00:22:56,191 --> 00:22:58,191
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