1 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,085 ? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ? 2 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:25,289 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ? 3 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,191 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 4 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,926 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 5 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,227 ? he climbed the mountain top ? 6 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:32,396 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ? 7 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,764 ? Hu! Ah! Ya! ? 8 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,532 ? Kung Fu Panda! ? 9 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:38,135 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ? 10 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:41,638 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 11 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,175 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 12 00:00:45,177 --> 00:00:47,044 ? Kung Fu Panda. ? 13 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,947 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ? 14 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,014 ? He lives, he trains ? 15 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,717 ? and he fights with the Furious Five ? 16 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:55,419 ? protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ? 17 00:00:55,421 --> 00:00:56,720 ? somethin' somethin' alive ? 18 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,021 ? Oh! Ah! Uh! ? 19 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:01,056 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 20 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,126 ? Legends of awesomeness. ? 21 00:01:03,422 --> 00:01:04,355 Sweet. 22 00:01:06,058 --> 00:01:09,907 1x04 - Chain Reaction 23 00:01:10,427 --> 00:01:13,318 subtitles by Apollo - www.addic7ed.com - 24 00:01:19,202 --> 00:01:21,037 The two legendary warriors 25 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,239 strode bravely towards danger, 26 00:01:23,241 --> 00:01:26,309 cutting through the thick fog like it was... 27 00:01:26,311 --> 00:01:30,179 soup. Dangerous, evil soup. 28 00:01:30,181 --> 00:01:33,082 The two best friends had been through much that day: 29 00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:36,052 An epic march, a treacherous scouting mission, 30 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,054 the nearby shop being out of friendship bracelets, 31 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,522 and one of the two... unimportant, which one... 32 00:01:39,524 --> 00:01:41,057 refusing to wear them anyway! 33 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,553 But they were about to face 34 00:01:42,588 --> 00:01:45,073 their most fearsome part yet... 35 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,065 Mr. Yang. 36 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:52,134 They must pay Mr. Yang, the grumpy statue cleaner, 37 00:01:52,136 --> 00:01:54,370 and return with their prize, 38 00:01:54,372 --> 00:01:57,173 Shifu's favorite ruby-encrusted statue of Ugwei, 39 00:01:57,175 --> 00:01:59,976 which had grown dirty from the fearsome assault of time 40 00:01:59,977 --> 00:02:03,740 and dust and dry rice spits dropped on it, accidentally 41 00:02:03,848 --> 00:02:07,783 and with great pomp, the processional proceeded to progress. 42 00:02:07,785 --> 00:02:10,270 Never before had such a magnificent caravan of 43 00:02:10,271 --> 00:02:12,755 awesomeness trekked through these hinterlands 44 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,957 of what... of the... with... 45 00:02:14,959 --> 00:02:16,125 What's the word? 46 00:02:16,127 --> 00:02:18,094 - Po! - No, that's not it. 47 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,763 Po, you're doing it again. 48 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:22,732 Quit daydreaming out loud. 49 00:02:22,734 --> 00:02:25,501 Well, I wouldn't do it if you'd just talk to me a little. 50 00:02:25,503 --> 00:02:26,969 Po, we're on a mission. 51 00:02:26,971 --> 00:02:28,270 Okay. Okay, then. 52 00:02:28,272 --> 00:02:30,406 Just mission-critical stuff. 53 00:02:30,408 --> 00:02:32,908 Super-important mission stuff. 54 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:35,945 - Fine. - Like... 55 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,080 What's your favorite color? 56 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:42,051 For me, I guess maybe blue. 57 00:02:42,053 --> 00:02:44,153 Yeah, it's all steely and cold, like me. 58 00:02:44,155 --> 00:02:47,990 Ooh, but I like red. Yeah, 'cause red's all fire. 59 00:02:47,992 --> 00:02:49,959 Hmm, of course there's yellow. 60 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:53,963 Yellow's all friendly, like sunshine and mustard and... 61 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:57,333 Gah, this is hard! They're all so great. 62 00:02:57,335 --> 00:02:59,435 Why can't there be one color that's so much more awesome 63 00:02:59,437 --> 00:03:01,737 than the other colors, it's, like, no contest? 64 00:03:01,739 --> 00:03:03,139 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 65 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,174 It could be, like, a color you've never heard of, 66 00:03:05,176 --> 00:03:08,844 like grank or lipp or flugu or something. 67 00:03:08,846 --> 00:03:10,579 "Hey, hey, what's your favorite color?" 68 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:13,349 "Flugu." "Wow, so's mine!" 69 00:03:13,351 --> 00:03:14,950 "Hey, nice shade of flugu." 70 00:03:14,952 --> 00:03:17,019 "Thanks, it's my favorite color." 71 00:03:17,021 --> 00:03:18,921 "Mine too!" 72 00:03:18,923 --> 00:03:22,391 Might bring a little peace to the... uni... verse. 73 00:03:22,393 --> 00:03:26,495 No? Not a fan of the flugu? 74 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:29,365 I have a rule about idle chitchat. 75 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:31,333 I don't do it. 76 00:03:31,335 --> 00:03:34,070 You have a rule about everything. 77 00:03:34,072 --> 00:03:35,438 If we're going to be best friends, 78 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,440 like the way I dreamed about since I was five, 79 00:03:37,442 --> 00:03:38,874 you're going to have to loosen up. 80 00:03:38,876 --> 00:03:42,311 Look, I say this with complete respect. 81 00:03:42,313 --> 00:03:44,547 I don't have a favorite color. 82 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:46,615 I don't have a favorite mushroom. 83 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:49,118 - Shiitake. - I don't know any dwarves. 84 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,521 And when we get back, I'm taking a monthly vow of solitude... 85 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,091 - Alone. - Fine. 86 00:03:55,093 --> 00:03:57,426 I mean, that's how I like my solitude: Alone. 87 00:03:57,428 --> 00:03:59,662 With maybe cream. 88 00:04:02,532 --> 00:04:05,101 In another quarter mile, we can eat that lunch we packed. 89 00:04:05,103 --> 00:04:07,803 Oh, um... was that for both of us? 90 00:04:07,805 --> 00:04:08,871 Po! 91 00:04:10,607 --> 00:04:12,074 Hold it. Push. 92 00:04:18,228 --> 00:04:20,162 Croc bandits. 93 00:04:22,165 --> 00:04:23,933 Hey, there, pretty lady. 94 00:04:23,935 --> 00:04:27,403 - I am a boy. - He meant me. 95 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:29,305 Wow, that was easy. 96 00:04:31,308 --> 00:04:33,275 Take the statue, and get the ruby. 97 00:04:33,277 --> 00:04:34,877 You'll take nothing. 98 00:04:36,614 --> 00:04:39,015 Yeah. What she said. 99 00:04:44,705 --> 00:04:47,406 Looks like we're going to do this the hard way. 100 00:04:50,277 --> 00:04:53,179 Get off the chain. 101 00:04:53,181 --> 00:04:55,081 Use... gah!... leave... ooh!... 102 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:56,883 Other... backhand. 103 00:05:03,557 --> 00:05:05,658 I'm stuck. 104 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,128 Get it off. Come on. 105 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:11,898 I don't want to be a downer, 106 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,666 but we can't fight them like this. 107 00:05:13,668 --> 00:05:15,768 We took an oath to protect this statue. 108 00:05:38,191 --> 00:05:42,361 Capture them. Spears! 109 00:05:42,363 --> 00:05:45,565 Uh, got a feeling we don't want to get captured here. 110 00:05:45,567 --> 00:05:46,832 I'm not changing anything. 111 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:48,668 I'm saving the statue. We can take them. 112 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:52,705 Good idea, but first... let's not die. 113 00:05:52,707 --> 00:05:54,907 - Don't be mad. - Why would I be... 114 00:05:54,909 --> 00:05:56,075 Oh, no. 115 00:06:03,015 --> 00:06:05,350 Bad idea! Bad idea! 116 00:06:05,352 --> 00:06:09,855 - No kidding! - Try lending a hand next time. 117 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:15,560 - Stop doing that. - Me? 118 00:06:17,264 --> 00:06:19,631 You know, up close, your face looks kind of angry. 119 00:06:19,633 --> 00:06:22,234 Little lines right here and here. 120 00:06:22,236 --> 00:06:24,736 Get off! 121 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:28,373 Is there a way of doing this 122 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:30,142 that doesn't involve kicking me? 123 00:06:30,144 --> 00:06:32,310 Yes. 124 00:06:32,312 --> 00:06:34,980 Ooh! Oh, I see, a new plan. 125 00:06:34,982 --> 00:06:35,947 I was about to suggest... 126 00:06:38,118 --> 00:06:40,819 Ooh. 127 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:42,053 Hold on. 128 00:06:42,055 --> 00:06:45,223 "Hold on"? Let me explain handcuffs to you. 129 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:48,527 Of course. 130 00:06:53,332 --> 00:06:57,002 Hey, thought that would be a serious bone-cruncher. 131 00:06:57,004 --> 00:06:58,403 How about you, Tigress? 132 00:06:58,405 --> 00:06:59,871 Uh, Tigress? 133 00:07:04,445 --> 00:07:06,511 Tigress, wake up. 134 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,713 Show me how to revive you! 135 00:07:08,715 --> 00:07:11,883 Okay, not sure that works. 136 00:07:11,885 --> 00:07:14,152 Po, when you're chained to someone 137 00:07:14,154 --> 00:07:19,157 and you jump off a cliff, get them to agree to it first! 138 00:07:19,159 --> 00:07:21,259 That's the protocol. 139 00:07:21,261 --> 00:07:23,595 There's a protocol for that? Who knew? 140 00:07:23,597 --> 00:07:26,065 Next, you're going to tell me there's a protocol for 141 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:28,533 a three-foot-tall rooster holding a battle ax and a banana. 142 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,101 Approach from the battle ax side. 143 00:07:30,103 --> 00:07:31,403 The banana's a decoy. 144 00:07:31,405 --> 00:07:34,940 That's a good... one. 145 00:07:34,942 --> 00:07:37,242 Uh, right, got it. 146 00:07:37,244 --> 00:07:41,179 I'll write that down in my... log. 147 00:07:41,181 --> 00:07:46,251 Oh, I can't believe we lost the statue and the ruby. 148 00:07:46,253 --> 00:07:47,886 Oh, did we? 149 00:07:51,758 --> 00:07:54,993 Uh, I mean... Did we? 150 00:07:54,995 --> 00:07:56,194 You got it? 151 00:07:56,196 --> 00:07:58,296 I grabbed it when the statue fell, 152 00:07:58,298 --> 00:08:00,699 without a plan. Imagine that. 153 00:08:00,701 --> 00:08:01,801 I guess they were too busy 154 00:08:01,802 --> 00:08:05,937 punching me in the face to notice. Losers. 155 00:08:05,939 --> 00:08:07,973 Well, when they do notice, they'll be after us. 156 00:08:07,975 --> 00:08:09,774 - Let's head that way. - Ooh! 157 00:08:16,516 --> 00:08:17,749 Where's the ruby? 158 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:23,221 No, seriously... wait. No, no. 159 00:08:23,223 --> 00:08:24,556 Where's the ru... where's the ru... 160 00:08:24,558 --> 00:08:27,092 Okay. Okay, all right. 161 00:08:27,094 --> 00:08:28,493 Funny joke, guys. 162 00:08:28,495 --> 00:08:29,928 Now give me the ruby. 163 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:32,731 Um... We don't have it. 164 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:35,667 I think I saw the panda take it. 165 00:08:38,704 --> 00:08:40,071 That's great. 166 00:08:40,073 --> 00:08:43,108 No, that's great, that you watched that happen. 167 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:45,343 That's really... You know what? 168 00:08:45,345 --> 00:08:46,645 You've got a keen eye. 169 00:08:46,647 --> 00:08:49,347 I've... did anybody ever tell you that? 170 00:08:49,349 --> 00:08:51,082 That's... next time, though? 171 00:08:51,084 --> 00:08:52,284 Yeah? 172 00:08:52,286 --> 00:08:55,220 Next time, maybe you could stop him! 173 00:08:56,455 --> 00:09:00,191 Now get that ruby back! 174 00:09:02,829 --> 00:09:04,729 Slow down. 175 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:06,097 This is kind of awesome, isn't it? 176 00:09:06,099 --> 00:09:08,567 Po and Tigress together on an adventure, 177 00:09:08,569 --> 00:09:10,201 just the way I'd always hoped it would be. 178 00:09:10,203 --> 00:09:11,903 If you count getting handcuffed, robbed, 179 00:09:11,905 --> 00:09:14,439 yanked off a cliff, and failing at the mission as awesome, 180 00:09:14,441 --> 00:09:18,710 then yes, it's been awesome. What's next? 181 00:09:18,712 --> 00:09:20,612 We're going to get the statue back. 182 00:09:20,614 --> 00:09:22,380 Oh, well, 183 00:09:22,382 --> 00:09:25,951 we can't do anything until we get these chains off. 184 00:09:27,753 --> 00:09:29,321 I got an idea. 185 00:09:30,324 --> 00:09:32,958 All right. Pull on "three." 186 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,426 - Ready? - Ready. 187 00:09:34,428 --> 00:09:35,727 Three. 188 00:09:35,729 --> 00:09:38,763 I... don't... think... 189 00:09:38,765 --> 00:09:41,566 Ah!... it's working. 190 00:09:44,937 --> 00:09:49,174 You don't just yell "three" when you say "on three." 191 00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:50,909 You actually have to count to three. 192 00:09:50,911 --> 00:09:52,544 Never heard that before. 193 00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:55,447 Run! 194 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:59,351 - No, no, this way. - Why would we run that way? 195 00:09:59,353 --> 00:10:01,386 You always break toward cover. 196 00:10:01,388 --> 00:10:03,588 Of course, proper fleeing etiquette. 197 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:04,889 I must have missed that day. 198 00:10:07,393 --> 00:10:09,060 Whoa! Oof. 199 00:10:09,062 --> 00:10:11,963 - Do you see them? - It's hard to tell. 200 00:10:11,965 --> 00:10:13,264 They're crocodiles. 201 00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:15,367 It's like an alligator with a different snout. 202 00:10:15,369 --> 00:10:17,035 I know what they are. 203 00:10:17,037 --> 00:10:22,407 If you see any large reptiles, the code word is "pudding." 204 00:10:22,409 --> 00:10:24,676 I think we lost 'em. 205 00:10:24,678 --> 00:10:26,945 We should name our adventure. Yeah. 206 00:10:26,947 --> 00:10:28,913 You know how Shifu tells the story of Ugwei 207 00:10:28,915 --> 00:10:30,882 and the fiery demons of Wu Zhong mountain? 208 00:10:30,884 --> 00:10:32,317 We should have a name. 209 00:10:32,319 --> 00:10:36,388 Yeah, how about "the fiery demons of stop talking"? 210 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:38,990 Oh, oh, oh! We can have a song too, like: 211 00:10:38,992 --> 00:10:40,992 ? Bow chicka dow ja-dong-adong, beeee! ? 212 00:10:40,994 --> 00:10:42,427 ? The Furious Two ? 213 00:10:42,429 --> 00:10:44,195 ? They're going on a rampage ? 214 00:10:44,197 --> 00:10:45,230 Dumplings. 215 00:10:45,232 --> 00:10:47,065 Where? 216 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:49,267 You mean "pudding." 217 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:51,302 Ow! What are you doing? 218 00:10:51,304 --> 00:10:53,071 You said you always break towards cover. 219 00:10:53,073 --> 00:10:55,373 Unless you break towards higher ground. 220 00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:57,709 When did running away get so complicated? 221 00:11:10,122 --> 00:11:11,956 We lost them. 222 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,993 Hey, that's a nice bell. 223 00:11:14,995 --> 00:11:17,162 See, this is the great thing about traveling. 224 00:11:17,164 --> 00:11:18,830 You see things you'd never see at home. 225 00:11:18,832 --> 00:11:21,766 Believe it or not, Po, I've seen a bell before. 226 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,201 I'm getting the impression 227 00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:25,637 you're not having as good a time as I am. 228 00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:29,374 Getting out of these cuffs will be my good time. 229 00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:31,910 And that bell could cut the chain. 230 00:11:31,912 --> 00:11:35,180 Great. Time to lose the jewelry. 231 00:11:35,182 --> 00:11:37,482 See what I did there? I called the cuffs "jewelry." 232 00:11:37,484 --> 00:11:38,883 Yeah, I got it. 233 00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:41,886 Uh, okay. Uh, you're the planner, 234 00:11:41,888 --> 00:11:45,156 so all the planning is covered with your plan, right? 235 00:11:45,158 --> 00:11:45,957 Right. 236 00:11:48,195 --> 00:11:49,127 Mama. 237 00:11:56,837 --> 00:11:58,103 Did it work? 238 00:11:58,105 --> 00:12:00,371 Shh! Keep your voice down. 239 00:12:00,373 --> 00:12:03,708 What? I can't hear anything! 240 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:06,244 What words am I saying? 241 00:12:08,948 --> 00:12:12,183 I think they got away. 242 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,887 Darn it, guys. We talked about this. 243 00:12:15,889 --> 00:12:18,923 Remember, we gave ourselves one year to be real bandits. 244 00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:20,458 We're 11 months in. 245 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,144 If I have to go back to carving 246 00:12:22,145 --> 00:12:23,828 terra-cotta warriors for my dad... 247 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,197 I am whispering! 248 00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:27,432 That's the panda. 249 00:12:27,434 --> 00:12:32,303 We're back in business. Eat it, dad! 250 00:12:32,305 --> 00:12:35,373 - What? - Stop shouting. 251 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:39,043 It is cloudy, but we need to get out of here! 252 00:12:39,045 --> 00:12:41,079 Can you focus, please? 253 00:12:41,081 --> 00:12:43,882 Come on; They're in here. 254 00:12:45,651 --> 00:12:46,985 Hit it again. 255 00:12:46,987 --> 00:12:48,019 Ooh! 256 00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:49,387 Hit it. 257 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:51,589 Hit it again. 258 00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:53,792 Hit it again! 259 00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:56,227 Hit it! 260 00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:57,529 Hit it! 261 00:12:57,531 --> 00:12:58,863 Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! 262 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,732 What's wrong? 263 00:13:00,734 --> 00:13:03,268 - Brace yourself. - Really? 264 00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:05,336 You think so? 265 00:13:05,338 --> 00:13:08,173 Brace... your... self. 266 00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:18,383 Darn it, guys! 267 00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:26,825 I can't think. I haven't eaten all day. 268 00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:29,227 Really? We ate lunch. 269 00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:31,863 I ate lunch. 270 00:13:31,865 --> 00:13:37,068 I ate your lunch. Right. 271 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,103 Oh, ho, ho, lookee here. 272 00:13:42,374 --> 00:13:44,943 I'm just gonna climb up that... 273 00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:50,114 I'm just gonna... big belly in the way. 274 00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:55,220 Don't mind if I do. 275 00:13:56,989 --> 00:13:59,557 It's time for the crazy feet. 276 00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:01,759 Whoa! 277 00:14:01,761 --> 00:14:03,661 Ooh! Panda! 278 00:14:09,368 --> 00:14:11,936 I can't believe you did that. 279 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,004 Ugh! 280 00:14:13,006 --> 00:14:17,642 All I wanted was something... to... eat. 281 00:14:17,644 --> 00:14:19,844 You're welcome. 282 00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:24,883 Thanks, Po. 283 00:14:26,852 --> 00:14:29,420 Whoa, there's a lot of honey in this tree. 284 00:14:29,422 --> 00:14:31,589 Bees produce more than they eat. 285 00:14:31,591 --> 00:14:33,391 No. Huh! 286 00:14:33,393 --> 00:14:34,559 You know a lot of stuff. 287 00:14:34,561 --> 00:14:36,895 I studied... for a long time. 288 00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:39,063 What about friends? 289 00:14:39,065 --> 00:14:42,300 My friends are the twins discipline and sacrifice. 290 00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:44,936 I don't think they'd like me. 291 00:14:44,938 --> 00:14:46,537 That's okay. You'll never meet them. 292 00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:47,805 Ha ha! 293 00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:51,409 Oh, you! You made a funny. 294 00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:52,610 That was funny, wasn't it? 295 00:14:52,612 --> 00:14:54,112 It has meaning on two levels. 296 00:14:54,114 --> 00:14:56,247 You can't meet them, because they're an abstract idea, 297 00:14:56,249 --> 00:14:57,715 and you won't, because you're lazy... 298 00:14:57,717 --> 00:14:59,384 Yeah, okay. Now you're just wrecking it. 299 00:14:59,386 --> 00:15:01,185 Right. 300 00:15:01,187 --> 00:15:04,722 Um, can I ask you something? 301 00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:08,259 You, uh, wanted to be the Dragon Warrior, didn't you? 302 00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:11,629 Everyone wanted to be the Dragon Warrior. 303 00:15:11,631 --> 00:15:14,899 But things don't always turn out the way you think. 304 00:15:16,802 --> 00:15:20,271 You think Ugwei made the wrong choice. 305 00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:27,545 Okay, yeah. Fire's getting a little low. 306 00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:31,316 Po! 307 00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:34,152 I was carving a key to get the shackles opened. 308 00:15:34,154 --> 00:15:35,853 I worked hours on that thing. 309 00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:37,789 I... I thought it was firewood. 310 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:38,990 You didn't think at all. 311 00:15:38,992 --> 00:15:41,793 You never do, Dragon Warrior. 312 00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:43,027 I'm just trying to... 313 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,563 Do what? Trying to do what? 314 00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:48,199 Lose the statue? Fumble through everything? 315 00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:52,103 Is that the Dragon Warrior way? 316 00:15:52,105 --> 00:15:55,406 Maybe Ugwei did make the wrong choice. 317 00:15:56,475 --> 00:15:59,711 Tigress, you may be a great warrior, 318 00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:05,495 but you stink at friendship and fun... ship. 319 00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:08,386 I'm out of here. 320 00:16:17,396 --> 00:16:18,696 The handcuffs. 321 00:16:18,698 --> 00:16:21,299 The honey must have slipped the cuff off. 322 00:16:21,301 --> 00:16:23,601 Tigress, we're free! 323 00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:26,404 Is there nothing honey can't do? 324 00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:33,144 Po. 325 00:16:33,146 --> 00:16:34,479 Po? 326 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:39,884 Tigress, we did it. Tigress? 327 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,154 Tigress! 328 00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:50,030 Look, you got a job to do. I got a job to do. 329 00:16:50,032 --> 00:16:52,532 So why don't you just tell me where the ruby is? 330 00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:55,602 Or what? You're going to play good croc/bad croc? 331 00:16:56,671 --> 00:16:58,004 You're going down! 332 00:16:58,006 --> 00:17:00,307 I'm not playing these games with you anymore! 333 00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:02,109 Forget it, Gary. She knows. 334 00:17:02,111 --> 00:17:04,923 Oh, okay. Well, I guess 335 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,481 I'll clean up these weapons now. 336 00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:08,782 And it's Gah-ri. 337 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,520 If you don't want to tell us, fine. 338 00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:15,689 Then we'll do this the hard way. 339 00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:18,058 You already said that. That's twice now. 340 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,092 Hey! 341 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,196 It's... it's a good line, so shut up. 342 00:17:23,198 --> 00:17:24,297 It is a good line. 343 00:17:24,299 --> 00:17:25,398 Now, where was I? 344 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,800 I think you were going to yammer on 345 00:17:26,802 --> 00:17:28,678 and I was going to do this. 346 00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:32,339 Darn it! 347 00:17:32,341 --> 00:17:34,174 Oh, everybody back up. 348 00:17:34,176 --> 00:17:36,409 Just back up, 'cause she's got a vicious kick. 349 00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:38,311 Oh, who didn't tie her up below the knees? 350 00:17:38,313 --> 00:17:40,981 Come on, guys. This is basic stuff. 351 00:17:45,888 --> 00:17:49,456 Okay. That's it. 352 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:52,125 I'm done going easy on you. 353 00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:55,793 Let me guess... you're going to do it the hard way. 354 00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:01,701 Bring it, boys. 355 00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:12,279 Prepare to be torn to pieces. 356 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,687 Huh? 357 00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:22,989 It's facing the wrong way! 358 00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:26,426 Wha... wait... no. 359 00:18:26,428 --> 00:18:29,729 Roll it back out. Turn around... 360 00:18:29,731 --> 00:18:31,865 Keep preparing to be torn to pieces. 361 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:34,868 Just hold on a second. 362 00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:38,538 They're everywhere. I need a plan. 363 00:18:52,721 --> 00:18:57,224 There's an intruder in the woods. Find him! 364 00:18:57,226 --> 00:19:00,527 Looks like we're doing this the hard way. 365 00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,467 Darn it! 366 00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:10,170 Po. 367 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:13,640 - Po, listen, I... - You okay? 368 00:19:13,642 --> 00:19:15,976 Let's get you and the statue out of here. 369 00:19:15,978 --> 00:19:18,111 I'm surprised you came back for me. 370 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,913 Thanks. 371 00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:24,217 Well, it's protocol. You know, for friends. 372 00:19:25,653 --> 00:19:27,053 On three. 373 00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:29,055 Three! Ha! 374 00:19:34,729 --> 00:19:38,265 We're surrounded. 375 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:39,933 You take half. I'll take half. 376 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,808 - I'll get the statue. - I got it. 377 00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,844 - Po. - Oh, right. Sorry. 378 00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:23,209 Welcome to the fist-ival. Allow me to punch your tickets. 379 00:20:24,445 --> 00:20:26,680 Can't... hold on. 380 00:20:28,115 --> 00:20:29,916 Tigress! 381 00:20:34,288 --> 00:20:36,222 Know what we need? A plan. 382 00:20:36,224 --> 00:20:38,325 We need to do this together. 383 00:20:39,695 --> 00:20:42,996 - Why'd you do that? - Because you're right. 384 00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:44,164 - Together! - Together! 385 00:20:54,608 --> 00:20:56,009 On three. 386 00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:57,577 - Three! - Three! 387 00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:11,157 How about a little flying panda style? 388 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:21,434 Nice job. No, impressive. 389 00:21:21,436 --> 00:21:25,205 But I've got the statue, and you've got the... 390 00:21:25,207 --> 00:21:27,741 ruby? No, I don't think so. 391 00:21:27,743 --> 00:21:30,477 I have it right here. Look at that. 392 00:21:31,613 --> 00:21:32,545 No! 393 00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:18,625 Darn it! 394 00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:32,806 - Nice work. - You too. 395 00:22:32,808 --> 00:22:34,707 - Know what? - What? 396 00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:37,043 Ugwei did make the right choice, 397 00:22:37,045 --> 00:22:38,611 Dragon Warrior. 398 00:22:38,613 --> 00:22:40,213 Really? Really? 399 00:22:40,215 --> 00:22:43,183 Oh, wow! I love that you just said that. 400 00:22:44,986 --> 00:22:45,919 ? The furious two ? 401 00:22:47,022 --> 00:22:49,022 ? Dragon Warrior and his sidekick ? 402 00:22:49,024 --> 00:22:50,690 ? After the rampage ? 403 00:22:52,227 --> 00:22:55,495 Po? Did you say "sidekick"? 404 00:22:55,497 --> 00:22:56,863 What? No. 405 00:22:56,865 --> 00:23:00,200 It was, like... 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