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Wah ta! Hya!

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Hya ya!

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- And now Dreamworks'
Kung Fu Panda:

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Legends of Awesomeness.

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- Hya ka-tai!

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? Hear The Legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!?

7
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[Imitates dramatic music]

8
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? Raised in a noodle shop?

9
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? Never seeking glory or fame?

10
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? He climbed the mountain top?

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? And earned
the Dragon Warrior name?

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Hoo! Aah! Ya!

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? Kung Fu Panda!?

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[Imitates dramatic music]

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? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom?

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? And master the skills
of bodacious and awesome!?

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? Kung Fu Panda?

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[Imitates dramatic music]

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? He lives and he trains?

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? And he fights
with the furious five?

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? Protect the valley
somethin' somethin'?

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? Somethin' somethin' alive?

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Ooh! Ah! Unh!

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? Kung Fu?

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? Panda?

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? Legends of Awesomeness?

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Sweet.

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[Giggling]

29
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Doh!

30
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Dah!

31
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What's that, Monkey?

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Mantis, shh!

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Joy luck buzzer.

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[Giggling] I'm going to zap
Tigress with it.

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Sure, 'cause...

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[Shouting] How could that
go wrong?

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I know, right?

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Tigress, my most trusted
and loyal friend.

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Joy luck buzzer?

40
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How did you know?

41
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Pfft! Come on, Monkey.
What fool would fall for that?

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Hey.

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Po, my most trusted
and loyal friend.

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Monkey!

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[Screaming]

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Ooh!
[Giggling]

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My most annoying friend.

50
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Oh, Po, you are so gullible.

51
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You can't talk to the Dragon
Warrior that way, right?

52
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Up high, good sir!

53
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Thanks, Monkey.
[Screaming]

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Ooh!

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[Giggling]

56
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Sorry.

57
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Ha, that's okay, Monkey.
[Screaming]

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[All laughing]

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Gullible.

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Fft! Gullible?

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I'm not gullible.

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They're gullible if they think
I'm gullible.

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Yeah!
So there!

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Whoa! Wah!

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Ugh.

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[Groaning]

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Great.

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Uh, hello?

69
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Anybody hear me?

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Well played, hole.

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Well played.

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[Humming]

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Sneak attack!
Ah!

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[Groaning in pain]

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Ugh.

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[Grunting]

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Oh, come on, you.

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I almost got it.

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[Groans]

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Ooh! Oh, darn.

81
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Ahh!

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[Grunts]

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Uh, hello?

84
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Anybody there?

85
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Grab ahold of the rope,
and I'll pull you out.

86
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Oh, just a little bit.

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[Grunting]

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Just keep pulling.

89
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It's almost there.
Oh! I'm stuck on the ridge.

90
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Man, you are not small.

91
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I prefer the term
husky capable.

92
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Croc bandit!

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Dragon Warrior.

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Hu! Hyah!

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[Karate sounds]

96
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Whoa!

97
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Oh, guy, what are you doing?

98
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Did I, like, punch you
in the face or something?

99
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No. I got you out of a hole.

100
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Yeah, so you could rob me,
croc bandit.

101
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Why do people always...
[Sigh]

102
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Look, I'm not just a bandit,
okay?

103
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I'm also a son, a friend,
an amateur arsonist,

104
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and I have an herb garden
with, like, stuff in it.

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So whoa!

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Yeah, you did help me.

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Sorry.

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Ah, it's all right.
Forget about it.

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Hey, name's Fung.

110
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And you're welcome,
Dragon Warrior.

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Thanks, I owe you one.

112
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Trusted a croc bandit?

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Uh, yeah.

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I mean, I didn't have much
of a choice.

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Although, I was this close
to outsmarting that hole.

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If he showed up here,
I'd... [grunts]

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Ha! That's nothing.
I'd... [grunts]

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What about you, Po?

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I'd...

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Answer the door.

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Brave.

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[Gasp]
Fung!

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Whoa.
You live here?

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Is your dad, like,
rich or something?

125
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There must be, like,
100 bathrooms in here.

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I mean, that flooring,
that stuff's not cheap.

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It's like totally custom.
Look at that!

128
00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:08,397
Po, who's there?

129
00:05:08,399 --> 00:05:10,365
Fung, it's the furious five.

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If they find you,
you're dead meat.

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[Grunts]
Hmm.

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What are you doing here?

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I need your help.

134
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Help you?
I can't do that.

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You're a bandit.
A bad guy.

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You know, steal things?

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Why in the world
would I help you?

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You owe me one.

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- But...
- Hey, your words, guy.

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You owe me one.

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I mean, unless, like,
the Dragon Warrior's word

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doesn't mean anything.

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O... kay.
What?

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My brother was kidnapped
by Jong ngng Jai Kai Chow.

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Sung Jong Jai Kai Chow?

146
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Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow.

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Sung Jong Jai Kai Chow?

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- Jong Sung...
- Jai Kai...

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Chow. Hmm.

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If I don't rescue him soon,
he's a goner.

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Hmm.

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It's true, guy.
You gotta believe me!

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00:06:02,353 --> 00:06:05,487
See... my brother was taking
some of his croclets

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on a hike in the southern region
of the Valley of Peace.

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He's, like, totally
into nature and junk.

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He must've accidentally strayed
onto Jong Sung...

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- Jai Kai...
- Chow's land because...

158
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Before you know it,
his bloodthirsty guards

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konked him on the head...

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And dragged him off,
never to return.

161
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Now do you believe me, guy?

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Maybe.

163
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Ugh. Why can't you ask your gang
to help you?

164
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What? Gol.

165
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Come on, face it.
They're nitwits.

166
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I need help.
Professional help.

167
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I need Dragon Warrior help.

168
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I don't know, Fung.

169
00:06:45,028 --> 00:06:49,331
I got nowhere else to go.

170
00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,199
My brother...

171
00:06:51,201 --> 00:06:55,670
Is lost and alone
and locked up.

172
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And... [cries]

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You have to trust me, Po.

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I... my brother. He needs you.
Please!

175
00:07:04,114 --> 00:07:07,182
Will you help me...
Dragon Warrior?

176
00:07:09,852 --> 00:07:11,520
Okay.

177
00:07:15,491 --> 00:07:19,628
I can't thank you enough for
helping me get my brother, Po.

178
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Happy to... oh!

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Yeah, I'm happy to...
Ah ha ho!

180
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I'm happy to...
Arrgh!

181
00:07:24,701 --> 00:07:27,569
I'm happy to help!
Oof!

182
00:07:33,276 --> 00:07:34,910
What?
Why'd we stop?

183
00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:38,380
What?
No... um, no reason.

184
00:07:38,382 --> 00:07:41,783
I was just, you know,
getting my bearings and stuff.

185
00:07:41,785 --> 00:07:43,151
And, um, is that north?

186
00:07:43,153 --> 00:07:44,653
You don't know where we are?

187
00:07:44,655 --> 00:07:47,255
Here, check the map.

188
00:07:47,257 --> 00:07:49,057
This is all of China.

189
00:07:49,059 --> 00:07:52,427
Uh, yeah. My brother's...
In here somewhere.

190
00:07:52,429 --> 00:07:55,497
So... just, you know...

191
00:07:55,499 --> 00:07:57,299
I'm out here risking
my neck for you,

192
00:07:57,301 --> 00:07:59,901
and you don't even know where
we're going!

193
00:07:59,903 --> 00:08:01,269
Wow, this is weird.

194
00:08:01,271 --> 00:08:03,171
I've never been the guy
yelling at the other guy

195
00:08:03,173 --> 00:08:05,073
after the bad thing happens.

196
00:08:05,075 --> 00:08:07,275
Yeah, well, don't get use...

197
00:08:09,178 --> 00:08:11,246
"Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow's land."

198
00:08:11,248 --> 00:08:12,814
No trespassing.

199
00:08:12,816 --> 00:08:16,251
Anyone caught will have their
heads boiled with cabbage

200
00:08:16,253 --> 00:08:18,253
and their earlobes stretched
around their heads

201
00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:19,988
"and continued."

202
00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:21,490
Continued?

203
00:08:21,492 --> 00:08:24,493
Oh! Continued.

204
00:08:24,495 --> 00:08:27,262
"And their earlobes stretched
around their heads.

205
00:08:27,264 --> 00:08:29,064
See diagram."

206
00:08:29,066 --> 00:08:30,298
Eww!

207
00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,367
At least we found Jong's land.

208
00:08:32,369 --> 00:08:33,635
Yes, you did.

209
00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:36,104
Prepare to have your heads
boiled with cabbage.

210
00:08:36,106 --> 00:08:38,673
You earlobes...
Yeah, we read the sign.

211
00:08:38,675 --> 00:08:40,775
[Sigh] Look!

212
00:08:40,777 --> 00:08:42,511
[Screams]

213
00:08:45,047 --> 00:08:48,450
[All yelling]

214
00:08:48,452 --> 00:08:50,485
Whoa!

215
00:08:54,624 --> 00:08:55,724
Heh!

216
00:08:55,726 --> 00:08:57,726
Ooh.

217
00:08:57,728 --> 00:09:03,665
[Vocalizing]

218
00:09:05,835 --> 00:09:08,603
Hey, feel free
to jump in anytime.

219
00:09:08,605 --> 00:09:09,938
But you're doing really great.

220
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:12,240
Fung!
Look out!

221
00:09:16,078 --> 00:09:17,746
That was, like, awesome, guy.

222
00:09:17,748 --> 00:09:20,315
I knew I couldn't do this
without the Dragon Warrior.

223
00:09:20,317 --> 00:09:22,050
I got your back, Fung.

224
00:09:22,052 --> 00:09:24,553
But when I agreed to help you,
I didn't realize I'd be doing

225
00:09:24,555 --> 00:09:28,857
all the, you know,
dangerous stuff.

226
00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:30,492
Gol!

227
00:09:30,494 --> 00:09:32,661
Hey, guy, if you're not happy
with how I'm running things,

228
00:09:32,663 --> 00:09:34,696
maybe you'd like to be
in charge.

229
00:09:34,698 --> 00:09:37,666
You know, there's a lot of
pressure being the leader, Po.

230
00:09:37,668 --> 00:09:40,302
You know, because,
like, when you lead,

231
00:09:40,304 --> 00:09:43,071
you have to, like, stand
in front of everybody and point

232
00:09:43,073 --> 00:09:44,339
with your finger,
and it, like...

233
00:09:44,341 --> 00:09:46,942
You really have to...
Do things like...

234
00:09:46,944 --> 00:09:48,410
If you point, right?

235
00:09:48,412 --> 00:09:50,679
If you just point at one thing,
like, people are looking

236
00:09:50,681 --> 00:09:52,781
straight at you, and you have
to make sure

237
00:09:52,783 --> 00:09:54,449
that your pointing is believ...

238
00:09:54,451 --> 00:09:58,620
Listen, it's just hard, okay?

239
00:09:58,622 --> 00:09:59,888
[Sigh]

240
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:03,191
Who am I kidding?
All I do is make mistakes.

241
00:10:03,193 --> 00:10:05,260
Come on, that's not true.

242
00:10:05,262 --> 00:10:06,861
It is.

243
00:10:06,863 --> 00:10:09,497
This one time when I was working
for my dad,

244
00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:13,168
I accidentally glued a terra
cotta warrior to his face,

245
00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:16,371
and now he can only grow
a mustache on one side.

246
00:10:16,373 --> 00:10:18,473
I had to become a bandit.

247
00:10:18,475 --> 00:10:19,808
It's the only thing
I'm good at.

248
00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,509
So you're good at it?

249
00:10:21,511 --> 00:10:24,312
Not really.
[Groans]

250
00:10:24,314 --> 00:10:27,182
Hey, don't get so down
on yourself.

251
00:10:27,184 --> 00:10:29,951
I mean, look at me.
You found me in a hole.

252
00:10:29,953 --> 00:10:31,786
True.

253
00:10:31,788 --> 00:10:33,421
Don't you hate it
when you mess up?

254
00:10:33,423 --> 00:10:36,591
Yeah! And you have spend all
your free time trying to fix it.

255
00:10:36,593 --> 00:10:38,026
Yeah! Totally.

256
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,227
And then, like,
you have to, like,

257
00:10:39,229 --> 00:10:40,428
bury somebody up to their neck.

258
00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:43,932
Yeah! Or at least clean up
the mess.

259
00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:45,266
It's the same thing.

260
00:10:45,268 --> 00:10:46,801
And me becoming
the Dragon Warrior

261
00:10:46,803 --> 00:10:48,803
was all because of my mistakes.

262
00:10:48,805 --> 00:10:51,573
I made so many mistakes
that Shifu actually tried

263
00:10:51,575 --> 00:10:53,575
to drum me out of
the Jade Palace.

264
00:10:53,577 --> 00:10:54,576
Really?

265
00:10:54,578 --> 00:10:55,844
Yeah.

266
00:10:55,846 --> 00:10:58,179
[Laughs]
Loser!

267
00:10:58,181 --> 00:10:59,981
Ha ha, good for nothing.

268
00:10:59,983 --> 00:11:01,249
Dufus.

269
00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:02,651
Lame brain.

270
00:11:02,653 --> 00:11:06,688
- Dimwit, panda.
- Moron alligator.

271
00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:09,190
[Laughs]

272
00:11:09,192 --> 00:11:11,126
Crocodile.
I'm a crocodile.

273
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,627
Totally different snout.

274
00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:16,431
Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

275
00:11:19,235 --> 00:11:21,836
The palace! We did it!

276
00:11:21,838 --> 00:11:24,372
See? I told you we'd find it.

277
00:11:24,374 --> 00:11:28,410
So, fearless leader,
what's your ingenious plan?

278
00:11:28,412 --> 00:11:29,878
Right, check it out, okay.

279
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,312
First of all,

280
00:11:31,314 --> 00:11:33,682
I distract this guy over here.

281
00:11:33,684 --> 00:11:35,517
Cool! What do I do?

282
00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:38,653
Okay, then you overpower
these guards here and here.

283
00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,121
After that, you shimmy up
this wall,

284
00:11:40,123 --> 00:11:43,258
take out the archers here,
here, here, and here.

285
00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:46,461
After you disable the giant
crossbow somewhere around here,

286
00:11:46,463 --> 00:11:49,264
you sneak into the palace
and open this side door here.

287
00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:51,666
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, guy.

288
00:11:51,668 --> 00:11:53,301
Yeah.

289
00:11:53,303 --> 00:11:56,304
Exactly what will you be doing
while I'm doing all of this, uh,

290
00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:58,373
other stuff?

291
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:03,712
Um... watching the Master work?

292
00:12:05,581 --> 00:12:07,982
Ha!

293
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,388
[Grunting]

294
00:12:18,994 --> 00:12:22,497
That was, like, truly
an incredible display of...

295
00:12:22,499 --> 00:12:26,801
You want the Dragon Warrior?
You got the Dragon Warrior.

296
00:12:26,803 --> 00:12:30,905
[Laughs] Whoa.

297
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:33,975
This is never gonna work.

298
00:12:33,977 --> 00:12:37,479
No one's gonna believe that I'm
a guard and you're a prisoner.

299
00:12:37,481 --> 00:12:38,980
Not with that attitude.

300
00:12:38,982 --> 00:12:41,382
Make it look good.
Hit me or something.

301
00:12:41,384 --> 00:12:45,420
[Smack]
Hey, quit hitting me, guard.

302
00:12:45,422 --> 00:12:48,857
Just doing my guard job.

303
00:12:53,062 --> 00:12:58,032
Look, that must be where
they're holding my brother.

304
00:12:58,034 --> 00:12:59,501
'Sup, guys.

305
00:12:59,503 --> 00:13:03,638
Got a trespasser here,
but I was all out of cabbage...

306
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,207
Water...
So I brought him here.

307
00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:08,743
You shouldn't be back here
with a prisoner.

308
00:13:08,745 --> 00:13:10,245
Where's your uniform?

309
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,546
Oh! Ha.

310
00:13:11,548 --> 00:13:14,449
Yeah... I had wee bit of
a chafing issue,

311
00:13:14,451 --> 00:13:17,385
so I, uh...
[Kung fu shouts]

312
00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:21,689
Teach you to be
a fashion critic.

313
00:13:21,691 --> 00:13:24,859
Hand me one of those crates.
I'll sneak my bro out in it.

314
00:13:24,861 --> 00:13:27,195
Your brother's gonna fit
in here?

315
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:30,298
It's a... gland thing.

316
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,634
I'll go in while
you keep a lookout.

317
00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:37,405
[Humming]

318
00:13:37,407 --> 00:13:40,208
[Distant scream]

319
00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:44,846
Ooh.

320
00:13:44,848 --> 00:13:47,649
Let's go!

321
00:13:47,651 --> 00:13:49,818
[Panting]

322
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,755
Which way, this way?

323
00:13:53,757 --> 00:13:55,924
Oof!

324
00:13:55,926 --> 00:13:58,993
Intruders!
Close the gate!

325
00:13:58,995 --> 00:14:00,662
[Gate closing]

326
00:14:00,664 --> 00:14:03,097
Ooh! Pardon.

327
00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:11,606
Go, Fung, go!
I got it!

328
00:14:11,608 --> 00:14:13,474
Ow!

329
00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:15,076
Tail! Tail!

330
00:14:15,078 --> 00:14:16,711
They're getting away!
After them.

331
00:14:16,713 --> 00:14:18,713
Open the gate.

332
00:14:20,783 --> 00:14:22,784
You and your brother better
get outta here, Fung.

333
00:14:22,786 --> 00:14:24,485
I couldn't have done it
without you.

334
00:14:24,487 --> 00:14:25,620
Thanks, Po.

335
00:14:25,622 --> 00:14:28,323
[Sigh]
Sure thing, loser.

336
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,025
[Laughs]
Sucker.

337
00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:38,299
? Dragon Warrior,
freeing the croc!?

338
00:14:38,301 --> 00:14:40,635
? He didn't knock
just broke the lock?

339
00:14:40,637 --> 00:14:44,072
? Oh, what a shock
to Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow?

340
00:14:44,074 --> 00:14:46,241
ooh.

341
00:14:46,243 --> 00:14:47,642
What?

342
00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:49,978
Maybe you can shed
some light on this.

343
00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:52,547
These guards are from
Jong's palace.

344
00:14:52,549 --> 00:14:54,782
They say you broke in
earlier today...

345
00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:57,619
With a... crocodile bandit.

346
00:14:57,621 --> 00:14:59,854
You bet I did,
and I'd do it again,

347
00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:02,790
because I'm the Dragon Warrior,
free...

348
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,392
Hey.

349
00:15:04,394 --> 00:15:07,395
You're coming with us for
the kidnapping of Jong's son.

350
00:15:07,397 --> 00:15:08,529
His n? N?

351
00:15:08,531 --> 00:15:10,365
Wait a minute,
I wasn't kidnapping.

352
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,301
I was un-kidnapping
Fung's brother.

353
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,470
Fung has no brother.

354
00:15:15,472 --> 00:15:19,107
The person you snuck out
of the palace was Jong's son.

355
00:15:19,109 --> 00:15:20,842
What?

356
00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:22,176
I'm sorry, Po.

357
00:15:22,178 --> 00:15:24,579
You must go back
and face these charges.

358
00:15:24,581 --> 00:15:26,648
But this isn't right!
I...

359
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:29,317
Noooo!

360
00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:32,921
Where's my son?

361
00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:34,722
I'd tell you if I knew,
but I don't.

362
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,190
You gotta believe me.

363
00:15:36,192 --> 00:15:40,662
This is all a big
misunderstanding.

364
00:15:40,664 --> 00:15:42,530
Good news, my friend.

365
00:15:42,532 --> 00:15:44,198
The cabbage is almost ready.

366
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:48,469
Great. Serve it up,
'cause I am star...

367
00:15:48,471 --> 00:15:49,637
Oh.

368
00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:53,107
You mean the cabbage
for the head boilage.

369
00:15:53,109 --> 00:15:54,976
Second thought, I'm good.

370
00:15:54,978 --> 00:15:58,313
You dare break into my palace

371
00:15:58,315 --> 00:16:00,048
and steal my son?

372
00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:02,650
But you don't understand.
It wasn't me.

373
00:16:02,652 --> 00:16:04,152
It was a croc bandit.

374
00:16:04,154 --> 00:16:06,955
Oh, so he overpowered
my guards.

375
00:16:06,957 --> 00:16:09,524
Um, no, technically
that was me.

376
00:16:09,526 --> 00:16:14,329
Oh, so he defeated my archers
and disabled my catapult.

377
00:16:14,331 --> 00:16:17,065
Yeah, also me, but [Sigh].

378
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,133
There was a context.
Ha.

379
00:16:19,135 --> 00:16:22,804
Oh, my friend,
I saw with my own eyes

380
00:16:22,806 --> 00:16:26,407
you helped your fellow bandit
escape with my boy.

381
00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:28,977
I see your point... s.

382
00:16:28,979 --> 00:16:30,678
But I'm the Dragon Warrior.

383
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,914
I wouldn't knowingly
take your son.

384
00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:35,783
Got anyone to back you up
on that story?

385
00:16:35,785 --> 00:16:40,121
Well, I...
No. Not here.

386
00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:44,258
Fung sorta left me
in the lurch.

387
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:47,662
Yeah, I got no one.

388
00:16:47,664 --> 00:16:51,399
I'm beginning to think you are
not my friend, my friend.

389
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:55,103
Hey! Let me out!
It's bouncy, stop it! Oh!

390
00:16:55,105 --> 00:16:58,139
- Intruders!
- What?

391
00:16:59,608 --> 00:17:01,109
Ow!

392
00:17:01,111 --> 00:17:03,144
Hey, quit it.
It's me. Fung.

393
00:17:06,582 --> 00:17:08,349
What's the matter with...
Ow!

394
00:17:08,351 --> 00:17:09,951
Gary!

395
00:17:09,953 --> 00:17:11,452
Uh, sorry.

396
00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:13,521
Got caught up in the moment.

397
00:17:13,523 --> 00:17:15,356
And it's gah-ri.

398
00:17:15,358 --> 00:17:17,325
[Grunt]

399
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:21,329
That Jong's gonna pay
a fortune to get his kid back.

400
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,297
[All laughing]

401
00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:26,601
So the Dragon Warrior
fell in the hole?

402
00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:30,605
Guys, I mean, it all went down
just like I said it would.

403
00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:33,841
And now he's gonna take the
fall for the whole caper.

404
00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:36,377
I heard that Jong's men
arrested him.

405
00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:37,979
They did?

406
00:17:37,981 --> 00:17:39,781
He's the whole reason
I was able to do this.

407
00:17:39,783 --> 00:17:41,382
I mean, he fought
off the guards,

408
00:17:41,384 --> 00:17:42,784
he snuck me in.

409
00:17:42,786 --> 00:17:44,485
He held the gate
so I could get out,

410
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:47,088
now he's probably...
Oh, man.

411
00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:49,057
Having his head boiled
with cabbage

412
00:17:49,059 --> 00:17:51,726
and earlobes stretched
around his head and...

413
00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:53,261
Continued.

414
00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:55,096
And it's all because of Fung.

415
00:17:55,098 --> 00:17:57,665
Way to go, Fung.

416
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,500
You're making a mistake.

417
00:17:59,502 --> 00:18:01,335
Relax, my friend,
I've decided to dispense

418
00:18:01,337 --> 00:18:04,005
with the boiling cabbage water.

419
00:18:04,007 --> 00:18:05,673
Oh, great, 'cause I...

420
00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:09,343
Cabbage water
is too good for you.

421
00:18:09,345 --> 00:18:13,714
Bring in... the devices.

422
00:18:13,716 --> 00:18:16,584
I'll even let you pick
the method of your torture,

423
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:18,719
my friend.

424
00:18:18,721 --> 00:18:21,789
Uh, not crazy about that one.

425
00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:24,092
Oh, nuh-uh. No, no.
Keep it moving.

426
00:18:24,094 --> 00:18:25,660
Uh, that one.

427
00:18:25,662 --> 00:18:28,329
Excellent choice.

428
00:18:29,531 --> 00:18:30,832
Ahh.

429
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:33,801
What exactly does
that thing do?

430
00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:36,704
I can't wait to find out.

431
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:39,140
Wait!

432
00:18:39,142 --> 00:18:40,508
There's something
you should know.

433
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,943
What's that, my friend?

434
00:18:41,945 --> 00:18:43,511
This! Agh!

435
00:18:51,587 --> 00:18:54,989
Man, in my head that was gonna
be so much cooler.

436
00:18:54,991 --> 00:18:56,958
Now, where were we?

437
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,192
Wait!

438
00:18:58,194 --> 00:19:01,662
Again, it wasn't my idea.
It was...

439
00:19:01,664 --> 00:19:05,666
This mysterious crocodile
bandit you spoke of.

440
00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:08,369
Yes, I know.
And where is he now, exactly?

441
00:19:08,371 --> 00:19:12,840
Probably a million miles away,
sucking on a coconut

442
00:19:12,842 --> 00:19:15,910
with a little umbrella
sticking out of it!

443
00:19:15,912 --> 00:19:18,146
Darn it!

444
00:19:20,849 --> 00:19:23,618
Actually, I'm allergic
to coconuts.

445
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,820
- Fung!
- Po.

446
00:19:25,822 --> 00:19:28,322
Whoa!
You tricked me!

447
00:19:28,324 --> 00:19:29,924
I trusted you.

448
00:19:29,926 --> 00:19:31,425
And you left me to get
feather thingy

449
00:19:31,427 --> 00:19:33,728
attached to the scary,
weird thinged.

450
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:36,164
Not cool.

451
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:39,467
But... I came back to save you.

452
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,669
There's nothing you can do
or say that would make me

453
00:19:41,671 --> 00:19:43,704
believe that.

454
00:19:43,706 --> 00:19:47,008
How 'bout bringing
the kid back?

455
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,976
Papa!

456
00:19:50,245 --> 00:19:51,846
You okay, my friend?

457
00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:53,848
Yes, papa.

458
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,716
Fung...

459
00:19:55,718 --> 00:19:57,351
You came back for me.

460
00:19:57,353 --> 00:19:58,886
Course I did.

461
00:19:58,888 --> 00:20:01,355
You helped me, I help you.

462
00:20:01,357 --> 00:20:03,090
We losers gotta stick together.

463
00:20:03,092 --> 00:20:07,662
Yeah, it's actually
a good way to win.

464
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,330
Hey.
Hey, right here.

465
00:20:09,332 --> 00:20:10,631
I'm the guy you're looking for.

466
00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:12,667
It was me, not Po.

467
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,169
Let him go.

468
00:20:15,171 --> 00:20:16,571
Seize them!

469
00:20:16,573 --> 00:20:18,072
Wait a minute, what?

470
00:20:18,074 --> 00:20:20,808
I didn't say I was staying.

471
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:23,978
Now those idiots will pay
for what they have done.

472
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:26,781
[Blowing raspberries]

473
00:20:28,884 --> 00:20:30,117
Whoa!

474
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,954
Oh, God!

475
00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:39,227
Down here.

476
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:47,868
Come on!
We got outta here once.

477
00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:48,903
- Ah!
- What's up, guys?

478
00:20:48,905 --> 00:20:50,338
[Panting]

479
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,739
[Whimpering]

480
00:20:51,741 --> 00:20:53,507
Huh?

481
00:20:53,509 --> 00:20:55,276
Whoa!

482
00:21:12,761 --> 00:21:14,695
Close the gate.

483
00:21:14,697 --> 00:21:16,931
Archers, fire!

484
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,904
Catapult!

485
00:21:42,991 --> 00:21:48,162
[Slow clapping]

486
00:21:56,972 --> 00:21:58,706
Very impressive, my friends.

487
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,375
But what you failed
to realize is...

488
00:22:05,213 --> 00:22:07,548
[Both screaming]

489
00:22:13,322 --> 00:22:16,524
Did they...
Did they follow us?

490
00:22:16,526 --> 00:22:18,826
I don't think so.

491
00:22:18,828 --> 00:22:20,795
We...
[Wheezing]

492
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:23,130
We made it.

493
00:22:23,132 --> 00:22:27,234
Uh, I gotta go explain
to the guys what happened,

494
00:22:27,236 --> 00:22:29,036
so if you wanna beat me up
some more,

495
00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:30,371
now's the time.

496
00:22:30,373 --> 00:22:33,240
Nah. I think I got that
out of my system.

497
00:22:33,242 --> 00:22:35,810
The guys are gonna have
to wait.

498
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,546
First, I gotta take you
to jail.

499
00:22:38,548 --> 00:22:40,081
What?

500
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,616
Oh, no!
Why?

501
00:22:42,618 --> 00:22:45,486
Well, you did sorta take a kid
and then try to pin it on me.

502
00:22:50,058 --> 00:22:51,826
Guess you got a point there.

503
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:54,895
Okay, Dragon Warrior.
Come and get me.

504
00:22:54,897 --> 00:22:56,063
[Sigh]

505
00:22:56,065 --> 00:22:57,531
Whoa!

506
00:22:57,533 --> 00:22:58,933
Nice working with you, Po.

507
00:22:58,935 --> 00:23:02,737
Take 'er easy.

508
00:23:02,739 --> 00:23:04,839
So, hole, we meet again.

509
00:23:04,864 --> 00:23:06,864
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