1 00:00:14,917 --> 00:00:17,917 1x07 - Hometown Hero 2 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,085 ? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ? 3 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:25,289 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ? 4 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,191 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,926 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 6 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,227 ? he climbed the mountain top ? 7 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:32,396 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ? 8 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,764 ? Hu! Ah! Ya! ? 9 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,532 ? Kung Fu Panda! ? 10 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:38,135 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ? 11 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:41,638 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 12 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,175 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 13 00:00:45,177 --> 00:00:47,044 ? Kung Fu Panda. ? 14 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,947 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ? 15 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,014 ? He lives, he trains ? 16 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,717 ? and he fights with the Furious Five ? 17 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:55,419 ? protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ? 18 00:00:55,421 --> 00:00:56,720 ? somethin' somethin' alive ? 19 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,021 ? Oh! Ah! Uh! ? 20 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:01,056 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 21 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,126 ? Legends of awesomeness. ? 22 00:01:03,152 --> 00:01:04,455 Sweet! 23 00:01:05,924 --> 00:01:08,926 [Traditional Chinese music] 24 00:01:08,928 --> 00:01:11,528 subtitles by Apollo - www.addic7ed.com - 25 00:01:17,701 --> 00:01:20,136 Yoga begins by centering your energy. 26 00:01:20,138 --> 00:01:21,271 Gah! 27 00:01:21,273 --> 00:01:23,640 Only then can you allow the chi to flow 28 00:01:23,642 --> 00:01:27,944 in, down, and back out. 29 00:01:27,946 --> 00:01:31,814 [Grunting] 30 00:01:31,816 --> 00:01:33,182 Breathing is key. 31 00:01:33,184 --> 00:01:35,318 Breathe. How's this? 32 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,486 [Takes a deep breath] 33 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:38,054 Breathe out. [Exhales heavily] 34 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,189 Breathe in. 35 00:01:40,191 --> 00:01:41,691 Breathe out. 36 00:01:41,693 --> 00:01:43,226 Breathe in. 37 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,427 Breathe out. 38 00:01:44,429 --> 00:01:49,432 [Groaning] 39 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:57,807 I feel like I'm breathing too much. 40 00:01:57,809 --> 00:01:59,742 Passing out. 41 00:02:03,113 --> 00:02:07,083 That was awesome! I do feel at peace. 42 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:12,922 Master Shifu! There's an urgent message for Mantis. 43 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:16,059 [Rattling] 44 00:02:18,662 --> 00:02:20,096 What does it say? 45 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:24,167 It says "Need your help. Urgent. Hao Ming." 46 00:02:24,169 --> 00:02:26,903 - [Gasps] Hao Ming! - What's a Hao Ming? 47 00:02:26,905 --> 00:02:30,640 She's the most beautiful mantis in the world. 48 00:02:30,642 --> 00:02:33,242 - And my ex-fiancé. - Wait, what? 49 00:02:33,244 --> 00:02:34,744 You were gonna get married? 50 00:02:34,746 --> 00:02:36,713 Yeah. But it didn't work out. 51 00:02:36,715 --> 00:02:39,615 She must be in trouble. I need to go back to my village. 52 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:41,451 We'll go with you. 53 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,785 Uh, hmm... 54 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,554 You know what? That's okay. 55 00:02:44,556 --> 00:02:46,989 My village doesn't really like snakes. 56 00:02:46,991 --> 00:02:50,960 Sorry, or tigers. Or monkeys or... cranes. 57 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,562 It's a really small town. 58 00:02:52,564 --> 00:02:53,563 What about me? 59 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:54,564 - Can... - No. 60 00:02:54,566 --> 00:02:55,565 - I... - No. 61 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:56,069 - Please? - No! 62 00:02:56,237 --> 00:02:58,201 You don't even know what I'm going to say. 63 00:02:58,203 --> 00:03:00,803 - You want to come. - Love to. 64 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:06,376 [Sighs] Really it's best if I go alone. 65 00:03:06,378 --> 00:03:08,244 Huh. That's weird. 66 00:03:08,246 --> 00:03:10,513 I mean, who wouldn't wanna bring the Dragon Warrior 67 00:03:10,515 --> 00:03:12,382 back to their hometown with them? 68 00:03:12,384 --> 00:03:15,885 Po, follow Mantis in case he needs back up. 69 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:18,788 Ooh, Dragon Warrior stealth mode. 70 00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:21,324 Quiet like a cat. 71 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,558 [Growls] 72 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,928 Heh, see? Quiet? 73 00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:27,865 Bye. 74 00:03:31,902 --> 00:03:34,370 Hmm? 75 00:03:34,372 --> 00:03:37,306 Wait. Huh? 76 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:42,979 [Suspenseful music] 77 00:03:46,885 --> 00:03:50,820 Whoosh! [Scatting] 78 00:03:50,822 --> 00:03:52,355 [Yelps] 79 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,290 Hmm. 80 00:04:01,231 --> 00:04:03,666 [Groans] 81 00:04:03,668 --> 00:04:07,837 Stealth mode Dragon Warrior mental stealth log, entry one. 82 00:04:07,839 --> 00:04:10,606 I've been following Mantis for a day and a half now. 83 00:04:10,608 --> 00:04:11,874 And he has no idea. 84 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,310 Po. 85 00:04:14,312 --> 00:04:17,079 Oh! [Chuckles nervously] Hey, Mantis. 86 00:04:17,081 --> 00:04:18,314 What is... I was... 87 00:04:18,316 --> 00:04:20,216 Hey, what are you doing all the way out here? 88 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,317 [Growls] 89 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:22,418 Talk! 90 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:23,686 Shifu wanted me to follow you. 91 00:04:23,688 --> 00:04:25,121 Guess he thought something was up. 92 00:04:25,123 --> 00:04:27,590 What? "Up"? 93 00:04:27,592 --> 00:04:29,225 Hey, that... That's crazy. 94 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,027 Let's just go back to the jade palace 95 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:32,528 and forget about the whole thing. 96 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:33,796 But we're almost there. 97 00:04:33,798 --> 00:04:35,231 I wanna see where you grew up. 98 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,000 Yeah, um, how 'bout you wait here... 99 00:04:38,002 --> 00:04:39,769 and, uh, keep an eye out? 100 00:04:39,771 --> 00:04:41,537 And I'll go see what's happening. 101 00:04:41,539 --> 00:04:43,005 Come on, then I'll come back and get you. 102 00:04:43,007 --> 00:04:44,507 What do you say, buddy? 103 00:04:44,509 --> 00:04:48,144 But we're already here. 104 00:04:48,146 --> 00:04:50,246 Uh... 105 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,049 Po, listen. There's something I need to tell you. 106 00:04:53,051 --> 00:04:54,484 See, a couple years ago, 107 00:04:54,486 --> 00:04:57,286 Hao Ming left me crouching at the altar. 108 00:04:57,288 --> 00:04:58,621 Did she forget something? 109 00:04:58,623 --> 00:05:01,791 My heart. 110 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:04,694 No! Your teeny, tiny little heart? 111 00:05:04,696 --> 00:05:05,928 I was out of my mind. 112 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,264 Teeny, tiny little mind? 113 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:11,801 I was mad and I wanted her to regret it, so I told a lie. 114 00:05:11,803 --> 00:05:13,135 A teeny, tiny little... 115 00:05:13,137 --> 00:05:17,807 I get it! I'm small! 116 00:05:17,809 --> 00:05:20,042 I don't like that some lady broke your heart, 117 00:05:20,044 --> 00:05:21,944 even if it is tiny. 118 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,914 Thanks, Po. You're a real friend. 119 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:27,283 That's... why I gotta tell you something. 120 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,818 Oh! It's the Dragon Warrior! 121 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:29,886 The Dragon Warrior is here! 122 00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:31,888 [Cheering] 123 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:34,190 Aww, you told people I was coming? 124 00:05:37,194 --> 00:05:39,362 All: Long live the Dragon Warrior! 125 00:05:39,364 --> 00:05:41,030 Long live the Dragon Warrior! 126 00:05:41,032 --> 00:05:42,765 Mantis? 127 00:05:46,569 --> 00:05:47,536 All: Long live the Dragon Warrior! 128 00:05:47,538 --> 00:05:49,704 Long live the Dragon Warrior! 129 00:05:49,706 --> 00:05:52,073 Thank you, fans. It's great to be back home. 130 00:05:52,075 --> 00:05:54,910 Let us now celebrate his triumphant return 131 00:05:54,912 --> 00:05:56,745 with the jig of happy! 132 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:59,514 All: The jig of happy! 133 00:05:59,516 --> 00:06:02,584 [Cheerful music] 134 00:06:08,425 --> 00:06:10,058 So, buddy, anything you wanna fill me in on? 135 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:12,193 Anything at all that maybe I should know about? 136 00:06:12,195 --> 00:06:14,095 This ringin' any bells? 137 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:16,164 Okay, okay. 138 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:17,866 I-I wanted to seem like a big shot 139 00:06:17,868 --> 00:06:20,302 so I could burn my ex-girlfriend for dumping me, 140 00:06:20,304 --> 00:06:23,605 so I told everyone... I was the Dragon Warrior. 141 00:06:23,607 --> 00:06:25,540 What? 142 00:06:25,542 --> 00:06:26,608 [Gasps] 143 00:06:26,610 --> 00:06:29,244 There she is. 144 00:06:29,246 --> 00:06:32,147 She definitely knows how to move her... pointy dealies. 145 00:06:32,149 --> 00:06:34,416 Look, don't worry, all right? 146 00:06:34,418 --> 00:06:36,818 I'll tell everyone as soon as they're done. 147 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:40,155 Even if she sees I'm a total fraud, a loser. 148 00:06:43,025 --> 00:06:47,596 Or... you could just keep on being the Dragon Warrior. 149 00:06:47,598 --> 00:06:49,397 - What... but... - It's okay. 150 00:06:49,399 --> 00:06:52,067 As your friend, I give you permission to be me. 151 00:06:52,069 --> 00:06:54,436 And to rub her tiny little no I in it. 152 00:06:54,438 --> 00:06:57,472 Oh, that would be really, really great! 153 00:06:57,474 --> 00:07:01,977 Uh, but wait, if I'm the Dragon Warrior, who are you? 154 00:07:01,979 --> 00:07:04,679 I could be your sidekick! 155 00:07:04,681 --> 00:07:07,315 - Great! - There's just one problem. 156 00:07:07,317 --> 00:07:09,285 My awesomeness. 157 00:07:10,287 --> 00:07:13,555 Hmm, I have to find a way to hide my natural bodacity. 158 00:07:13,557 --> 00:07:15,123 I need a costume and props. 159 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:17,993 Yeah, yeah, a whole sidekick persona. 160 00:07:17,995 --> 00:07:20,895 Mantis! Join us, Dragon Warrior. 161 00:07:23,766 --> 00:07:27,469 Please welcome the Dragon Warrior... 162 00:07:27,471 --> 00:07:29,671 and his sidekick. 163 00:07:29,673 --> 00:07:33,475 Oh, this eye patch is gonna take some getting used to. 164 00:07:33,477 --> 00:07:35,844 Greetings, all. 165 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:39,948 [Garbled noises] 166 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:42,517 Thought I'd add some weird noises 167 00:07:42,519 --> 00:07:46,221 to the sidekick thing for a little flavor. 168 00:07:46,223 --> 00:07:49,124 So nice to see you again, Dragon Warrior. 169 00:07:49,126 --> 00:07:55,096 - Oh, hello, miss...? - Hao. 170 00:07:55,098 --> 00:07:57,499 Hao. Yes. 171 00:07:57,501 --> 00:07:59,467 I think I got one of your urgent messages. 172 00:07:59,469 --> 00:08:01,403 I was in a pile of urgent messages. 173 00:08:01,405 --> 00:08:03,705 Mm, it was an urgent message, 174 00:08:03,707 --> 00:08:07,809 but it was more about me urgently missing you. 175 00:08:07,811 --> 00:08:09,344 Ooh. 176 00:08:09,346 --> 00:08:13,148 There's an empty seat next to mine, Dragon Warrior. 177 00:08:13,150 --> 00:08:16,151 I suppose, as long as there's nothing blocking me 178 00:08:16,153 --> 00:08:19,087 if I have to be awesome. 179 00:08:22,058 --> 00:08:25,460 So, Po, being the Dragon Warrior's sidekick, 180 00:08:25,462 --> 00:08:29,831 you must be a bit of a Kung Fu Master yourself, eh? 181 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:32,333 Uh, me? No way. 182 00:08:32,335 --> 00:08:33,935 I'm hopeless with that stuff. 183 00:08:33,937 --> 00:08:37,472 I leave it up to the awesome Dragon Warrior, yeah. 184 00:08:37,474 --> 00:08:39,607 I wouldn't know a "nun" from a "chuk." 185 00:08:39,609 --> 00:08:41,476 [Chuckles nervously] 186 00:08:41,478 --> 00:08:46,214 Koo-koo-kree! 187 00:08:46,216 --> 00:08:51,286 So, how did you come to be the Dragon Warrior's sidekick? 188 00:08:51,288 --> 00:08:55,857 Uh, uh, yeah. Uh, how did that happen? 189 00:08:55,859 --> 00:08:59,127 Uh, well, uh, the Dragon Warrior, 190 00:08:59,129 --> 00:09:02,664 who is totally amazing, saved my life. 191 00:09:02,666 --> 00:09:08,069 See, I used to be a dirt-poor farmer of... dirt. 192 00:09:08,071 --> 00:09:10,305 And one day I was digging in, you know, dirt. 193 00:09:10,307 --> 00:09:13,675 And I woke a sleeping dirt... No, I mean... 194 00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:16,578 rock monster! 195 00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:18,079 Not knowing any Kung Fu myself, 196 00:09:18,081 --> 00:09:21,850 I figured I was done for, when suddenly, out of nowhere, 197 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:25,687 the awesomely bodacious Dragon Warrior appeared! 198 00:09:25,689 --> 00:09:27,222 Awesomely. 199 00:09:27,224 --> 00:09:28,957 From the ground where I lay helpless, 200 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,959 I was able to view the most phenomenal display 201 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:34,729 of Dragon Warrior skills ever seen by panda eyes. 202 00:09:34,731 --> 00:09:35,930 [Explosion] 203 00:09:35,932 --> 00:09:37,031 It was so awesome, 204 00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:41,302 one of my eyes actually closed forever. 205 00:09:41,304 --> 00:09:42,871 Legend has it 206 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,873 that it never again wanted to look upon something 207 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:49,911 that wasn't as awesome as the Dragon Warrior himself. 208 00:09:49,913 --> 00:09:51,613 I begged him to let me be his sidekick, 209 00:09:51,615 --> 00:09:53,348 and even though I wasn't qualified, 210 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:56,551 he let me hang around. 211 00:09:56,553 --> 00:09:58,686 His life really turned around after you. 212 00:09:58,688 --> 00:10:01,790 He's got lady friends out the wazoo now. 213 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,725 Guess you missed the boat, lady. 214 00:10:03,727 --> 00:10:06,961 It's true. I have always regretted leaving you. 215 00:10:06,963 --> 00:10:09,297 - You were the most... - I love you, too! 216 00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:12,000 Ooh, burn, take that... Wait, what? 217 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,002 I've never forgotten you either. 218 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,103 Yes, you did, you completely forgot her. 219 00:10:15,105 --> 00:10:18,072 - Hao who? - No, I didn't... 220 00:10:18,074 --> 00:10:20,809 Shh, you're blowing it. Stop saying frou frou stuff, 221 00:10:20,811 --> 00:10:22,343 'cause she's totally not regretting it. 222 00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:24,779 Yeah, frou frou. 223 00:10:24,781 --> 00:10:26,214 Hao... 224 00:10:26,216 --> 00:10:29,217 [Ethereal music] 225 00:10:30,554 --> 00:10:33,855 Will you have this humble hero as your boyfriend? 226 00:10:33,857 --> 00:10:36,191 Yes. 227 00:10:36,193 --> 00:10:37,325 [Groans] 228 00:10:37,327 --> 00:10:39,928 Liar! Fraud! 229 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:43,798 - You're no hero! - I can explain. 230 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:48,036 You say you're the Dragon Warrior, but really you're... 231 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,038 [Garbled noises] 232 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,439 a girlfriend thief! 233 00:10:51,441 --> 00:10:52,540 Ooh? 234 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,677 You took my lady. And you will pay for it. 235 00:10:55,679 --> 00:11:00,682 - Hao, who's this old guy? - Uh, that's my ex-fiancé. 236 00:11:00,684 --> 00:11:04,285 - When did you break up? - 2 hours and 17 minutes ago. 237 00:11:04,287 --> 00:11:06,387 Because of you, Dragon Warrior! 238 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:10,525 Because I realized the truth of me loving you. 239 00:11:10,527 --> 00:11:12,327 Because you're the Dragon Warrior! 240 00:11:12,329 --> 00:11:15,496 Not true. I love Mantis for who he is! 241 00:11:15,498 --> 00:11:17,899 Oh! 242 00:11:17,901 --> 00:11:21,302 You're going to be so sorry. 243 00:11:21,304 --> 00:11:22,637 [Whistles] 244 00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:27,609 Who are you, little guy? I'm Sai So, Dosu's sidekick. 245 00:11:27,611 --> 00:11:29,844 [Whistles] 246 00:11:29,846 --> 00:11:34,582 Oh, wow, the whistling. Nice touch. 247 00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:36,751 I'm stuck with this big loud thing. 248 00:11:36,753 --> 00:11:38,319 Glarf! 249 00:11:38,321 --> 00:11:40,688 We challenge you and your sidekick to a fight 250 00:11:40,690 --> 00:11:42,523 so we know who the real hero is! 251 00:11:42,525 --> 00:11:47,695 Tomorrow, noon, the town square. Don't be late. 252 00:11:47,697 --> 00:11:49,030 [Gasps] 253 00:11:49,032 --> 00:11:51,966 Oh, we'll be there. 254 00:11:56,372 --> 00:11:58,406 See ya, suckers. 255 00:11:58,408 --> 00:12:00,842 [Whistles] 256 00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:02,477 They seem nice. 257 00:12:02,479 --> 00:12:05,413 [Garbled noises] 258 00:12:09,752 --> 00:12:11,986 [Humming] 259 00:12:11,988 --> 00:12:13,288 [Scatting] 260 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:14,856 Mantis? 261 00:12:14,858 --> 00:12:19,160 What an amazing nose you have, Po. Beautiful. 262 00:12:19,162 --> 00:12:21,396 Uh... You okay? 263 00:12:21,398 --> 00:12:26,668 Am I okay? [Laughs] 264 00:12:29,471 --> 00:12:33,007 Yes! I'm fantastic! 265 00:12:33,009 --> 00:12:35,243 The Dragon Warrior thing worked. 266 00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:39,113 She likes me, Po. She's crazy about me. 267 00:12:39,115 --> 00:12:42,951 And I'm... I'm in love. 268 00:12:42,953 --> 00:12:44,786 That wasn't supposed to happen. 269 00:12:44,788 --> 00:12:45,887 I know! 270 00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:47,288 [Groans] 271 00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:49,157 Better save that kicking for the fight. 272 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,893 Oh, right. 273 00:12:51,895 --> 00:12:53,962 The fight, I forgot all about that. 274 00:12:53,964 --> 00:12:56,097 Hao and I made plans to lie on the grass 275 00:12:56,099 --> 00:12:57,398 and look up at the clouds 276 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,401 and say they look like bunnies and elephants and stuff. 277 00:13:00,403 --> 00:13:02,537 I can't fight those guys, Mantis. 278 00:13:02,539 --> 00:13:05,707 If I start fighting them, they'll see I'm actually good. 279 00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:09,444 So good that they'll figure out that I'm the Dragon Warrior. 280 00:13:09,446 --> 00:13:11,179 And Hao will know you are not. 281 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,447 [Gasps] 282 00:13:12,449 --> 00:13:14,582 No! No! Oh! 283 00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:15,950 That can't happen, Po! 284 00:13:15,952 --> 00:13:17,418 That can't happen! 285 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,653 I'm in love! 286 00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:22,156 I'm in love! [Crying] 287 00:13:22,158 --> 00:13:24,525 Po, you cannot fight those guys. 288 00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:25,760 I'll be there. 289 00:13:25,762 --> 00:13:28,696 Uh, noon. 290 00:13:35,004 --> 00:13:38,139 Heh, I'm sure he'll be here. 291 00:13:38,141 --> 00:13:43,011 Probably got caught up doing something... awesome. 292 00:13:43,013 --> 00:13:45,613 [Garbled noises] 293 00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:48,082 Yeah. I wish I could help, 294 00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:50,551 but it's not like beating up a helpless half-blind guy 295 00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:52,220 with a bum leg is really gonna quench your... 296 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,321 [Screaming] 297 00:13:53,323 --> 00:13:54,422 Okay. 298 00:13:54,424 --> 00:13:56,958 [Groaning] 299 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,292 Ow, ow, ow, watch the face. 300 00:13:58,294 --> 00:13:59,627 The butt is better. I don't eat with it. 301 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:02,563 Ow! 302 00:14:07,703 --> 00:14:10,638 Tell the Dragon Warrior we'll be back here at 2:00. 303 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,908 He better show up if he knows what's good for him. 304 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:18,179 And you too. 305 00:14:18,181 --> 00:14:21,849 [Humming] 306 00:14:21,851 --> 00:14:23,017 Ooh, Po! 307 00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:24,685 Oh, man, what happened? 308 00:14:24,687 --> 00:14:27,655 There was a fight... at noon. 309 00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:29,590 Oh! Gah! 310 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:32,760 I'm so sorry, Po. I'm a little goofy on love! 311 00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:34,429 There was this one cloud and it... 312 00:14:34,431 --> 00:14:36,064 - It just had this sort of... - Mantis! 313 00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:38,232 Sorry. Well, are you okay? 314 00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:40,802 [Sighs] Nothing hurt but my pride. 315 00:14:40,804 --> 00:14:42,136 And a couple of ribs, 316 00:14:42,138 --> 00:14:43,971 and I've lost the feeling in two fingers, but... 317 00:14:43,973 --> 00:14:47,375 You can do me a solid by kicking those guys' butts at 2:00. 318 00:14:47,377 --> 00:14:49,811 And that's just what I'm gonna do. 319 00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:51,779 Right after Hao takes me to meet her parents. 320 00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:54,382 - What? - I know! Isn't it great? 321 00:14:54,384 --> 00:14:56,417 Do you know how many girls have taken me 322 00:14:56,419 --> 00:14:58,019 to meet their parents? 323 00:14:58,021 --> 00:15:00,354 - None? - Less! 324 00:15:00,356 --> 00:15:02,423 I am really making progress. 325 00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:04,592 And I owe it all to you. 326 00:15:04,594 --> 00:15:05,827 [Groans] 327 00:15:05,829 --> 00:15:07,695 I'm happy for you, Mantis. 328 00:15:07,697 --> 00:15:10,498 But I'm serious, man, you need to be there at 2:00. 329 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,233 You can count on me, pal. 330 00:15:12,235 --> 00:15:15,236 But don't fight them. 331 00:15:15,238 --> 00:15:18,172 [Whistles] 332 00:15:20,509 --> 00:15:24,011 Uh... pretty sure he's just a couple of blocks away. 333 00:15:24,013 --> 00:15:26,280 'cause the Dragon Warrior's work is never... 334 00:15:26,282 --> 00:15:27,648 [Gong rings] 335 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:30,284 [Screams] 336 00:15:30,286 --> 00:15:34,055 [Groans] 337 00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:35,389 I can do 6:00. 338 00:15:35,391 --> 00:15:37,692 [Grunting] 339 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:43,731 [Gong rings] Uh-oh. 340 00:15:49,171 --> 00:15:50,638 [Spits] 341 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,008 Po! Oh, is it 6:00 already? 342 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:56,811 It's 9:00. 343 00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:59,080 Oh, hey, you actually look like you need that crutch now. 344 00:15:59,082 --> 00:16:04,419 I do need this crutch now. And listen to this. 345 00:16:04,821 --> 00:16:06,954 [Bones cracking] 346 00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:09,690 Bones aren't supposed to sound like that, Mantis. 347 00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:11,859 Uh, I'm sorry. Look, next time... 348 00:16:11,861 --> 00:16:13,327 There's not gonna be a next time. 349 00:16:13,329 --> 00:16:16,197 You're a disgrace to the Dragon Warrior name. 350 00:16:16,199 --> 00:16:18,366 - Po! - Don't "Po" me, Mantis. 351 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,901 The Dragon Warrior's supposed to be there 352 00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:24,772 for those who need him, not just think about himself. 353 00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:27,475 As soon as my sight comes back, I'm leaving. 354 00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:29,010 What? What? No! 355 00:16:29,012 --> 00:16:31,946 - No, p-please, not now. - Because? 356 00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:34,015 Because Hao and I are getting married. 357 00:16:34,017 --> 00:16:36,284 [Chokes] Wha...? 358 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,220 Isn't it great? 359 00:16:40,222 --> 00:16:42,489 I'm gonna marry the girl of my dreams! 360 00:16:42,491 --> 00:16:44,258 Marriage? That means... 361 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:47,027 Together forever! 362 00:16:47,029 --> 00:16:48,262 Mantis, are you out of your mind? 363 00:16:48,264 --> 00:16:51,432 You were just gonna make her a little jealous and then skedaddle. 364 00:16:51,434 --> 00:16:53,167 They need us in the Valley of Peace. 365 00:16:53,169 --> 00:16:54,768 - I'm the... - Shh! 366 00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:58,372 [Whispers] Dragon Warrior. This is all a lie. 367 00:16:58,374 --> 00:17:00,507 And a great idea. Thanks. 368 00:17:00,509 --> 00:17:03,343 I'll tell her the truth eventually. 369 00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:05,212 Shouldn't be more than a few years. 370 00:17:05,214 --> 00:17:08,949 Mantis, you are not the Dragon Warrior. 371 00:17:08,951 --> 00:17:11,118 [Laughs nervously] 372 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,886 Oh, you and your labels. 373 00:17:12,888 --> 00:17:15,122 This is bigger than that. 374 00:17:15,124 --> 00:17:18,225 Love, Po! Love! 375 00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:20,561 It's all around us, baby. 376 00:17:20,563 --> 00:17:23,630 All the kings and queens with all the riches in the world 377 00:17:23,632 --> 00:17:26,967 are nothing without love. And I've got it! 378 00:17:26,969 --> 00:17:30,971 Po, I've got it right here in my little claw. 379 00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:33,540 How can you not be there for me 380 00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,909 when I need you the most? 381 00:17:35,911 --> 00:17:37,244 All I've been is there for you. 382 00:17:37,246 --> 00:17:39,146 But when I needed you to be there for me, 383 00:17:39,148 --> 00:17:42,549 you were just there for you! And Hao. 384 00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:45,119 And I don't mean "and how," I mean "and Hao," 385 00:17:45,121 --> 00:17:47,087 like your girlfriend Hao. 386 00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:50,390 - I got it. But Po... - No more, Mantis. 387 00:17:50,392 --> 00:17:52,226 I'm going home. 388 00:17:52,228 --> 00:17:56,430 No, Po, don't go. 389 00:17:56,432 --> 00:17:58,165 [Sighs] 390 00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:01,635 Try to help a guy out, and what does it get ya? 391 00:18:01,637 --> 00:18:05,005 Butt-kickings and a big mouthful of disappointment... 392 00:18:05,007 --> 00:18:09,009 And less teeth. And... and nothingness. 393 00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:11,512 Let's see that red mantis dude and his whistling buddy 394 00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:13,881 take me on when I'm really trying. 395 00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:16,283 Wah! Hah! 396 00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:19,219 Wa-cha! Hiya! 397 00:18:26,394 --> 00:18:29,830 Say hello to the Dragon Warrior. 398 00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:32,699 Wait... How? 399 00:18:32,701 --> 00:18:35,435 Uh... you're the Dragon Warrior. 400 00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:36,703 Not Mantis. 401 00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:38,305 Huh? Me? 402 00:18:38,307 --> 00:18:40,541 Ah, no. [Raspberries] 403 00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:45,179 Ha, I'm too lame and husky to be him. 404 00:18:45,181 --> 00:18:48,682 Then how could you possibly do such amazing Kung Fu? 405 00:18:48,684 --> 00:18:50,450 Night classes? 406 00:18:50,452 --> 00:18:53,587 We have to tell Hao. She's marrying a fraud! 407 00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:54,755 [Whistles] 408 00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:57,858 Sai So, let's tear that Mantis apart. 409 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,060 No, no, no! You're making a mistake. 410 00:19:00,062 --> 00:19:02,930 Horg! 411 00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:13,207 It is a most thrilling and solemn occasion 412 00:19:13,209 --> 00:19:16,076 when a man and a woman decide to unite forever. 413 00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:17,477 Hao Ming! 414 00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:20,047 I have some interesting news for you about your Dragon Wa... 415 00:19:20,049 --> 00:19:23,183 Oh, my gosh, so sorry, how embarrassing. 416 00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:25,986 Sorry to be late, oh, mighty Dragon Warrior. 417 00:19:25,988 --> 00:19:28,689 Keep going! 418 00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:30,123 [Fighting in background] 419 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,558 Right. 420 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,262 Before we begin, does anyone have a jig of objection they... 421 00:19:35,264 --> 00:19:38,432 Skip that part! 422 00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:40,601 Um, the reading of poetry... 423 00:19:40,603 --> 00:19:41,735 Skip it! 424 00:19:41,737 --> 00:19:45,272 That guy is not the Dragon War... 425 00:19:45,274 --> 00:19:49,543 Dragon Warrior, you may now say your vows. 426 00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:52,179 Uh, I wrote these myself. 427 00:19:52,181 --> 00:19:53,747 [Clears throat] 428 00:19:53,749 --> 00:19:56,583 Remember when I was four and you were three? 429 00:19:56,585 --> 00:19:59,119 Fraud! 430 00:19:59,121 --> 00:20:00,921 Speed it up, Mantis. 431 00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:01,955 Remember when I was 16 and you were 15? 432 00:20:01,957 --> 00:20:03,557 Faster! 433 00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:05,092 Promise to love, honor, and respect... 434 00:20:05,094 --> 00:20:07,094 Hao, that guy is lying... 435 00:20:07,096 --> 00:20:08,629 Weddings always make me cry. 436 00:20:08,631 --> 00:20:10,430 Let's just hold each other for a minute. 437 00:20:10,432 --> 00:20:11,932 [Gasping] Lying. 438 00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:14,968 A-ha! 439 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:17,604 Hao, would you like to say your vows? 440 00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:19,907 My dearest Dragon Warrior, 441 00:20:19,909 --> 00:20:22,409 since the day I first heard there was a Dragon Warrior, 442 00:20:22,411 --> 00:20:26,179 I knew I wanted to be Mrs. Dragon Warrior. 443 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,315 [Echoing] Dragon Warrior, Dragon Warrior. 444 00:20:28,317 --> 00:20:30,817 [In slow-motion] Dragon Warrior. 445 00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:36,657 No. 446 00:20:36,659 --> 00:20:40,193 And... Hiya! 447 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:43,597 [Whistles] 448 00:20:43,599 --> 00:20:46,600 Get off my friend! 449 00:20:46,602 --> 00:20:49,603 [Dramatic music] 450 00:20:56,812 --> 00:20:59,746 [grunting] 451 00:21:27,141 --> 00:21:29,810 Mantis is not the Dragon Warrior. 452 00:21:29,812 --> 00:21:33,714 If he's not the Dragon Warrior, then who is? 453 00:21:33,716 --> 00:21:36,149 This guy. 454 00:21:36,151 --> 00:21:38,218 [Crowd gasping] 455 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,386 Um. 456 00:21:39,388 --> 00:21:41,121 What, me? [Raspberries] 457 00:21:41,123 --> 00:21:43,390 The Dragon Warrior? Ridiculous! 458 00:21:43,392 --> 00:21:46,460 I can't even walk. 459 00:21:46,462 --> 00:21:47,794 See? 460 00:21:47,796 --> 00:21:52,132 Stop! I can't watch you do this, Po. It's painful. 461 00:21:52,134 --> 00:21:55,469 Everyone, I am not the Dragon Warrior! 462 00:21:55,471 --> 00:21:58,972 What? The wedding is off. 463 00:21:58,974 --> 00:22:01,675 Not only am I not the Dragon Warrior, 464 00:22:01,677 --> 00:22:03,710 I'm not worthy to be him. 465 00:22:03,712 --> 00:22:06,747 That guy is worthy. 466 00:22:06,749 --> 00:22:08,148 He's my best friend. 467 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,050 And he doesn't care if I'm the Dragon Warrior. 468 00:22:10,052 --> 00:22:12,486 He took several beatings and humiliated himself 469 00:22:12,488 --> 00:22:14,187 even more than usual... 470 00:22:14,189 --> 00:22:15,522 Just so I could marry a woman 471 00:22:15,524 --> 00:22:17,224 who doesn't even deserve me. 472 00:22:17,226 --> 00:22:19,159 [Stammering] 473 00:22:19,161 --> 00:22:20,227 I don't deserve you? 474 00:22:20,229 --> 00:22:22,662 [Scoffs] You don't deserve me. 475 00:22:22,664 --> 00:22:24,765 Goodbye, Hao. 476 00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:28,635 Well, Dosu, looks like your lady's back on the market. 477 00:22:28,637 --> 00:22:30,437 Good luck. 478 00:22:30,439 --> 00:22:33,373 Thank you, Dragon Warrior. 479 00:22:36,077 --> 00:22:38,011 [Groaning] 480 00:22:38,013 --> 00:22:40,781 Po, Po, you can't walk like that. 481 00:22:40,783 --> 00:22:42,749 [Sighs] Get on my shoulders. 482 00:22:42,751 --> 00:22:47,454 - It's okay. - I'll carry you. 483 00:22:47,456 --> 00:22:50,457 I'll be fine. 484 00:22:54,896 --> 00:22:58,765 [Grunting] 485 00:23:10,194 --> 00:23:12,685 subtitles by Apollo - www.addic7ed.com - 486 00:23:12,965 --> 00:23:16,110 webdl by f1nc0 - www.Addic7ed.com -