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Sweet.
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1x08 - Jailhouse Panda
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sync and corrections by f1nc0
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Uh-Oh.
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Panda, have you seen Tigress?
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You sent her and Monkey
to take supplies
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to that village in the north.
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Oh, that's right, of course.
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Go back to whatever
it is you're doing.
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Ooh!
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What about Viper,
Mantis, or Crane?
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Uh... molting,
on bandit patrol,
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and shopping
for ankle bracelets.
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Oh.
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Something i can do
for you, master Shifu?
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Hmm?
Oh, no.
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You look like your...
hands are full.
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Uh, but maybe i can help.
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You ever look
at your reflection
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and think that
your ears are too big?
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No.
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Because sometimes
I see my reflection
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and I think,
"man, Shifu's ears are huge."
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Little... joke.
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Something wrong?
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Yes, Po,
something is very wrong.
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You know the sacred
war hammer of Lei Lang?
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The hammer has not been used
since ancient times.
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Its owner wielded
devastating power.
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Years ago,
the merciless villain Tong Fo
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stole the war hammer.
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We had to get it back before he
could unleash its destruction.
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The battle was fierce, but
the Furious five won the day.
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And the sacred war hammer
was safe once more.
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Or so we thought.
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I wouldn't touch
that if i were--
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Ah!
Shifu, no!
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I just discovered
it's a fake.
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Tong Fo hid the real hammer
before he was sent to prison.
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If he should escape
and retrieve it,
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He's vowed to decimate
the Valley of peace.
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to learn the location
of the hammer,
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disguised as Sheng,
a fugitive criminal.
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Uh, that doesn't really
look like one of the five.
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What, are you gonna, like,
put a beard on Tigress
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or big ears on Mantis?
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If you must know,
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By using one of these.
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Whoa!
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Magic eggs.
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It's a shift stone.
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Ooh, can I try it?
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Hmm.... all right.
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Hold it in your hand
and concentrate.
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Yeah, i think someone
sold you a bum shift stone.
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Look in the pool.
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Whoa, Sheng!
That is so cool.
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This is what you now look like
to me and everyone else.
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Hey, you know what?
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Your ears don't seem
so big now.
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Sweet!
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We don't need to wait
for the Furious Five.
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I'll go into chor ghom,
all Dragon Warrior - style.
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Po...you--
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You have many good qualities.
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Well--
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But finesse, subtlety,
and cunning aren't any of them.
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I'm...sorry, Po.
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It's just too dangerous
to send you.
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We'll just wait for
the five to return and hope.
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I'll show him!
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I got finesse,
subtlety, cunning...
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And one of these.
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New prisoner!
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New prisoner!
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New prisoner!
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Bet you never saw
a prisoner like me, huh?
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Ththat's right!
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The big house
has got a new mayor,
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'cause I'm one
bad criminal-type bad guy!
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I'm the baddest
of the bad you ever-- wha--
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Back in your cells!
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Yeah, check me out,
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'cause I'm all criminal-esque
and whatnot.
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I'm gonna make
a sweater out of you!
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Uh, maybe after lunch.
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Hey, was that Tong Fo?
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No.
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Uh, whatever.
I'm still bad.
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Whoa!
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Was that Tong Fo?
No!
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Tong Fo?
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No!
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Is he around here or--
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Enough questions, Sheng!
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I've had it with you.
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Oof!
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Ah!
Hello.
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Tong Fo?
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Uh, Hi.
I'm, uh... Sheng.
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Put her there.
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I don't shake hands.
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Yeah, handshakes are for
law-abiding chumps, right?
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That was a test.
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Making sure you're
a bad dude like me
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who enjoys various
crimey... things... that--
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Man, your eyes are huge.
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My eyes aren't big.
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I have a small skull.
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My brain barely fits inside it.
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Yeah, well,
good thing it does, right?
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'Cause then you'd be all like,
exposed brain and all--
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I've heard stories
about you, Sheng.
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What are you in for now?
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What am i not in for, yeah?
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Yeah?
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Uh, one time i was,
like, doing a robbery thing
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and there were these guys that
were like, "stop robbing us,"
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and i was like, "no."
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True story.
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And another time i was
assaulting and battery-ing
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this tea shop 'cause
that's how i roll.
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Crime...doing,
'cause I'm like--
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Yah!
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Oof!
Ow!
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- Liar!
- Huh?
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- Liar!
- What, me?
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No.
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Sheng?
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You're not Sheng!
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I hear Sheng's a master
of the head game.
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A trickster.
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You're not even a good liar.
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Bad, bad liar.
Boys.
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You've got henchmen
in your cell?
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Cool.
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Uh, we prefer
the term "associate."
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Fung?
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How does he know
your name?
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Uh...legend, i guess.
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Dude, those eyes,
seriously.
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It's not my eyes!
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It's my skull!
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Now get him out of here.
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You know what you are,
goat?
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You're a bad liar.
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A good criminal
needs to be a good liar.
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And you, my goaty-goat friend, are not.
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You lack finesse,
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you lack subtlety,
and you lack--
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Cunning, i know.
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That's exactly what Shifu said.
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What?
Did you say Shifu?
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Did I?
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Uh, I meant, uh...yes.
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Yes, I meant Shifu.
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'Cause here's the deal,
Mr. Tiny skull.
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Whoa!
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That's right,
I'm not Sheng.
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I'm the Dragon Warrior.
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I'm the big ol' panda.
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And Shifu snuck me in here
disguised as Sheng
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to get info from you.
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And if something
happens to me,
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they'll be coming for you.
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Try to wrap those
googly eyes around that, Jack.
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Heh.
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Oh, good, very good.
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Maybe i had you wrong,
goat.
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Because that...
is a very good lie...
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Sheng.
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Mwah.
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Let him go, Fung.
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What, seriously?
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And bring us some dinner.
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I-I thought
we were having dinner.
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Okay.
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It's like three months
of sucking up
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to Tong Fo down the drain.
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That goat is going down,
Gah-ri.
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Down!
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Mmm, no.
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Darn it!
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I could use a guy like you
on the outside, Sheng.
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That fake,
stupid thing you do
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without finesse, subtlety,
or cunning, is brilliant.
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Yeah, been working
on that for a while.
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That... feels weird.
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Okay, here's what's up.
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When i get out,
I'm going to destroy
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all who have been against me
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with the sacred hammer
of Lei Lang.
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Sacred hammer, huh?
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Uh, that's a great idea.
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"Where would one keep
a hammer like that?"
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He subtlely asked,
all finesse-y and cunning-like.
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It's on...
Yeah?
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It's on...
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Yeah?
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Camelback mountain.
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Bingo!
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I mean, uh...
camelback, right.
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Well, i think i need to go visit
the, uh, little goat's room.
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Too much tainted prison water.
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Goat!
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Hurry back.
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For?
For dessert.
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Camelback, camelback, camelback.
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Just change back to Po
and get me a hammer.
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How do you like me now,
Shifu?
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Ah!
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I'm on to you, goat!
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You are?
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Yeah, we're Tong Fo's
boot-licking toadies.
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Not you!
Us!
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I'm pretty sure he's got
plenty of boots to lick
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if you're into
that sort of thing.
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Which sounds like you--
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Gah!
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A shift stone.
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Why would he have--
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He really is the Dragon Warrior.
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And he had the moxie
to tell me right to my face.
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I love this guy.
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Okay, once those guards
see who i really am--
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Where's the shift stone?
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The shift stone!
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Where is it?
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Goat, you're back.
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Uh, yeah,
there was a line so, uh--
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Hey!
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You're a trickster,
Dragon Warrior.
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You told me the truth
as if it was a lie,
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But it was the truth,
which made me think, "how?"
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And I'd say,
"it's 'cause you're--"
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What, cunning,
subtle, finesse-y?
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- Yeah?
- All those things.
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Neat.
Excuse me.
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Yeah!
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You're all done, Tong Fo.
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I know the hammer's
on camelback mountain,
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so you might as well
give up.
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Your attitude,
it amuses me...
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Because I'm out here,
and you're in there.
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Not for long.
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Once the guards see
who i really am, I'm--
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Once they see--
Give me a second here.
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Once they--
Shift stone, shift stone!
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Where is the--
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Are you looking for this?
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My shift stone!
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Enjoy being trapped
in prison, goat.
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One more thing.
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Just wanted to say thanks
for helping me escape.
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No!
Someone stop him!
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Tong Fo is escaping!
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Guards, help!
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What's all
the screaming about?
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That guard is Tong Fo.
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He's escaping.
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Listen to me.
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I'm the Dragon Warrior.
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You are the Dragon Warrior?
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Right!
I totaly can see you doing that.
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The super goat.
268
00:13:52,783 --> 00:13:56,051
Aww, Shifu was right
about me.
269
00:13:56,053 --> 00:13:59,354
The Valley of peace is doomed
and it's all my fault.
270
00:13:59,356 --> 00:14:02,624
No!
271
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,845
Li - listen!
Listen to this!
272
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,615
Let me out.
I'm the Dragon Warrior.
273
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,217
I used a stone to make me a goat
and make friends with Tong Fo,
274
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,685
but he took
the stone and escaped
275
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,187
and he's going to get
the sacred hammer
276
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,956
and destroy
the Valley of peace.
277
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,462
That's--
That's hilarious, right?
278
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,531
Hey, where's Tong Fo?
279
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,567
Tong Fo's escaped!
280
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,636
Tong Fo's escaped!
281
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,070
Close the gate!
282
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:36,607
Tong Fo's escaped!
Close the gate!
283
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,776
Closing the gate!
284
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,379
Sometimes, it's too easy.
285
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,115
Let me out!
286
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,549
Not a chance, goat.
287
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,852
Tong Fo may be gone,
but that don't make you--
288
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,186
Oof!
Sorry.
289
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,488
Ooh!
Sorry.
290
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,822
Sorry.
291
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,496
Sorry.
292
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,765
Man, that goat
kicked our butts.
293
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,733
I mean, he was all
like, brutal and all,
294
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:07,371
but his eyes,
they, like, said, "i care."
295
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,107
We should totally start
sucking up to the goat,
296
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:13,044
you know, just until
Tong Fo comes back.
297
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,746
Yeah, but what if the goat
doesn't want us?
298
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,348
Don't even talk
like that, Gah-ri!
299
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,849
Just do whatever
the goat says!
300
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,153
I'm busting out
and i need your help.
301
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,422
You with me?
302
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:33,230
We got to get up there.
303
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:34,932
Little help?
304
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,400
Wha--Huh?
305
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,474
I'm gonna have to say, "no."
306
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:11,235
Ooh!
Hiya!
307
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,304
Get the door!
308
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:19,076
Hit it!
309
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,611
Hit it again.
310
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,746
Hit it!
311
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,315
Hit it, hit it,
hit it, hit it!
312
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,916
Watch out for the archers!
313
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,618
What archers?
314
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,554
Darn it!
315
00:16:43,468 --> 00:16:45,236
Run, run!
316
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,406
Stop running!
317
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,841
We made it.
318
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,277
Yeah.
Are you gonna barf?
319
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,278
No.
320
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,415
Maybe.
321
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,987
So...what now?
322
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:06,857
Well, you guys can get back
to bandit-Ing or whatever.
323
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,958
I got to keep Tong Fo
324
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,161
from the sacred war hammer
of Lei Lang.
325
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,998
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
you're going after Tong Fo?
326
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,366
Uh, yeah.
327
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,468
I can't let you do that, goat.
328
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,470
Tong Fo's still our guy.
329
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,071
Make him a collage
or something.
330
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,274
I don't have time for this.
331
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,210
We're making collages?
332
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,879
oof!
333
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:34,785
What's this?
334
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,087
A prisoner escaped
from Chor Ghom!
335
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,823
Oh, look at this maniac.
336
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,057
That sinister brow.
337
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,059
Those evil, psychotic eyes!
338
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,801
Ahh, such a beautiful day
339
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:55,439
to destroy
the Valley of peace.
340
00:17:59,177 --> 00:18:00,778
Ha!
341
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,748
Goat...
or should i say Dragon Warrior?
342
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,651
Tong Fo...
or should i say...
343
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,453
Uh--
344
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,522
Hand over the hammer!
345
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,625
You don't really think
I'm gonna do that, do you?
346
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,361
No, i figured
we'd have to fight first.
347
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,031
Hold it!
My heroes!
348
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,133
You've arrived just in time
349
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,503
to help me capture
this terrible villain.
350
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,004
He escaped from prison.
351
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,506
Tigress,
thank goodness you're...
352
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,573
Yah!
353
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,275
Here.
354
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,110
Wah-Ah!
Ha!
355
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,812
Wait!
That's Tong Fo!
356
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,813
He--
Hiya!
357
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,352
Guys, really, I'm Po!
358
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,354
I'm on a secret mission!
359
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,922
He does sound like Po.
360
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,958
Last time i checked,
Po was a panda, not a goat.
361
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,226
It's a disguise!
Ah!
362
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:53,163
Ooh!
I took Shifu's shift stone.
363
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,533
He fights like Po.
364
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,134
Beginner's luck.
Ha!
365
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,336
Wait!
I'll prove it's me.
366
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,672
Monkey, you shaved
your back once on a dare.
367
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,641
Tigress, you cried once
two summers ago.
368
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,976
Monkey, you told me you
were afraid of birch trees.
369
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,579
Tigress dry heaves when
she hears the word "slurp."
370
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,582
Monkey, love songs
make you cry.
371
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,817
And Tigress,
when you were a teenager,
372
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,152
you had a crush on Shifu.
373
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,289
He really is Po!
374
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,457
Ow!
375
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,026
If you're done hitting me,
376
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,061
we need to stop Tong Fo
from getting the--
377
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:28,799
Sacred war hammer
of Lei Lang.
378
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,501
Guess we don't
need this anymore.
379
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,177
Okay, folks.
380
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,446
Time to start the show.
381
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,847
Wait!
382
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,283
We're here to help you
in your time of need, boss.
383
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,287
You know, actually,
what i really need
384
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,889
is not so many interruptions.
385
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,193
Don't let it hit the ground.
386
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,741
Ow!
Ha! Aah!
387
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,744
Whoa!
388
00:20:20,518 --> 00:20:21,518
Ah!
389
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,523
Ooh!
390
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:30,394
Fortune has smiled on us
yet again.
391
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,030
Again?
It never smiled on us before.
392
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,365
Gah-ri, you know what?
393
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,066
Oof!
394
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,805
No!
395
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:50,748
Yah!
396
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,716
I admire your tenacity.
397
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:53,951
I really do.
398
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,352
But I'm faster than you,
399
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,687
I'm smarter than you,
400
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,288
and I'm smarter than you.
401
00:20:58,290 --> 00:20:59,590
You already said that.
402
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,725
That's because
I'm twice as smart as you.
403
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:05,562
Ha!
A little joke there.
404
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,665
Careful...there.
405
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,967
Hammer...go boom!
406
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,970
Your tomfoolery
is growing tiresome to me
407
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,739
in an irritating sort of way.
408
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,908
Then you're really
gonna hate...
409
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:21,679
This!
410
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,948
Wah!
411
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,950
Wah!
412
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,962
Destroy them and you can be
my lackeys forever.
413
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,164
Yes!
414
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:44,201
You heard the man!
Wipe them out!
415
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:47,705
What are you doing,
little croc?
416
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,139
A shift stone!
417
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,008
I thought Shifu
had all of those.
418
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,309
I do.
419
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,282
Shifu.
420
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:01,552
This is an eventuality
i did not foresee.
421
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,420
I'm very disappointed.
422
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:07,257
At least we're together.
423
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,932
So you were a croc
the whole time?
424
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,366
Not the whole time.
425
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,402
After i saw you had
taken the shift stone,
426
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,837
I decided to go after you.
427
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,039
'Cause you thought
I'd mess everything up.
428
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,908
No.
Well, yes.
429
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,210
But i was wrong.
430
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:28,011
I underestimated you, panda.
431
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,681
Without you, we never
would have stopped Tong Fo.
432
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,383
- You mean that?
- I do.
433
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:37,654
Why don't you two
just hug already?
434
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:39,323
Careful with that, Po.
435
00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:40,791
Relax.
436
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:44,528
I may not be all finesse,
subtle, and cunning-ish,
437
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,897
But I'm not...
438
00:22:52,203 --> 00:22:55,839
stupid.
439
00:22:56,003 --> 00:22:57,839
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