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Wah-ya!
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Ow!
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Harder, po!
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[grunts]
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Skid--oops.
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A little too hard.
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Your compassion
and your aggression
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Must be balanced
to be a whole warrior.
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It's not really fair.
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She's scary!
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[spooky chime]
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Nevertheless,
with croc bandits
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On the rampage, everyone must be
at the top of their game.
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Yeah.
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And I'm gonna go look
for 'em right now.
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In the kitchen.
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We agreed if you didn't
complete the entire course
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You had to clean the archives.
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Come with me.
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[startled]
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Perhaps we should
rethink these designs.
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Cool!
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I gotta say,
as dumb chores go,
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This one's kind of
awesome.
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Whoa!
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The ancient locking stocks
for the prisoner xie cho.
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[gasps]
and xie cho junior.
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[gasps]
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Careful, po.
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I love it.
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Oh! Ah! Woohoo! Ow!
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[chuckling]
I had it all the way.
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Don't handle
the artifacts, po.
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Just gently dust them.
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[gasps]
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I've heard of this.
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The mystical mirror
of yin and yang.
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Cool!
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That, you can handle.
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Really?
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Because it's a replica.
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The real one is safely
locked away in that cabinet.
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Ooh!
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Don't touch it.
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[handle creaking]
dust.
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The sooner you finish,
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The sooner
you can search for crocs.
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In the kitchen.
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[humming]
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No! No!
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Don't touch it!
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Ooh!
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[mysterious sound]
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Wah!
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Po?
Nothing!
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[ominous music]
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[joints cracking]
ahh...
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[spits]
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Mine! Mine! Mine, mine!
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Huh!
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"po, clean that up."
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[laughs]
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No!
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[evil laugh]
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[door slams]
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[slurping food rapidly]
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A true warrior savors
every bite of food,
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For it may be their last.
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No way.
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I gotta eat what I can
before po gets here.
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[all slurping rapidly]
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[singing]
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Oh, hey guys.
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I just made you all
woven grass slippers.
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Eh-eh, my food, po.
Keep your hands off.
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Oh, I'm not really hungry.
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[all gasp]
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I'll just go do
everyone's dishes.
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Everybody, the crocs
are attacking outside town.
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Let's go.
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[gasps] can I come, too?
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Or is this just
a you-guys thing?
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Po, come on!
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Thank you!
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[screaming, objects shattering]
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Stop! Please!
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My grandmother
gave me that vase.
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Then tell her
to get you another one.
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Come on,
let's get out of here before--
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Hey, everybody!
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Those vases look heavy.
Need some help?
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Hand it over, fung.
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Um, yeah, about that.
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[laughs]
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Huh!
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What?
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You three stay here,
we'll go after the crocs.
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[dramatic music]
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Po, you go after him,
and we'll stay with these two.
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Tigress!
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Your fur is very shiny today.
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Looks nice.
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Just go!
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[grunts]
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[grass rustling]
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What are you doing?
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He got away?
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We may still be able to get him.
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If you and monkey go that way--
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No, no, it's okay.
I let him go.
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I can go--
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What?
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Wait a minute,
you did what now?
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What a nice guy.
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Are you mad?
You look mad.
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You are mad!
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[whimpering]
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Okay, okay.
I'm gonna stop.
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[inhales sharply]
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[whimpering continues]
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Okay. Okay.
I'm gonna stop.
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[clears throat]
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Fine now.
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It's not just me, is it?
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Po's acting awfully weird.
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Let me loosen this.
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These ropes are totally gonna
start chafing your backsides.
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Po!
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[yelps]
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Did someone kick him
in the head?
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No, but I might.
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[loud chewing]
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There you are.
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Shifu wants to see us all
in the training hall.
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Ah, run home to your mother,
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You pencil-necked mama's boy.
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Okay, great,
so I'll just tell--
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Wait, what did you call me?
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Pencil...Necked...
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Mama's...Boy.
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[belches]
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[singing]
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[both grunt]
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Hey, crane!
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Quit following me!
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Rude, insulting,
poor excuse for a friend!
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What?
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[growls]
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[laughs]
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Po, just in time.
I need your help.
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Table eight.
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Ooh! These look delicious.
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[bowl shatters]
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Ah!
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You better believe it.
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Way too good for you,
skunk breath.
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Don't you talk
to my wife that way.
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I'll talk to her
any way I want, rump nugget.
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[all gasp]
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Po, what are you doing
to my customers?
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Nothing compared to what your
so-called "noodles"
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Are doing to them.
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[sniffs]
whew!
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I have better noodles
than these come out of my nose.
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I never wanted to work
in a noodle shop,
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Ever!
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Oh, po,
how could you say such things?
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It's about time someone
told you the truth, old man.
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Hah!
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[explosion]
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[laughs]
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Hi, dad.
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[angry grunt]
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How could you
treat me like this?
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What?
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You should
be ashamed of yourself.
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What?
What's going on?
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[frightened gasps]
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You!
Wah!
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That's for knocking over
my garbage, you scoundrel.
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But I--
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Thanks for smashing my ladder,
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Miscreant!
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Creep!
Ow!
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Ow! Ooh ooh ooh ooh!
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Why does everyone hate me?
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I didn't do anything.
Whoa!
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Quit following me!
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Sorry.
Sorry, I--
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[both gasp]
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Both: Who are you?
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I'm po, the dragon warrior.
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You can't be me.
I'm me!
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Lovable, friendly,
slightly chubby po.
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No, I'm me.
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The bodaciously awesome
dragon warrior
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Who does whatever he wants.
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I'm me, the collector of all
tchotchkes kung fu!
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The defeater of foes!
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The friend of the five!
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Both:
The guy who annoys shifu!
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[gasps]
oh, oh, oh, the mirror!
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The mystical mirror
of yin and yang!
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It split me into two po's.
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Both: Awesome.
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[gasps] shifu's gonna know
I disobeyed him.
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He'll be so mad.
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I'm so sick of that!
Him and his stink eye.
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He'll be all...Disappointed.
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Stop worrying about shifu!
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Both: Oww!
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[grunting]
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Guess I gotta make sure
you don't get hurt, huh?
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Sweet!
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Look,
I can take care of shifu.
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We can work together, as long
as you do whatever I say.
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Uh, I'm not sure I--
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And I'll steal you a cookie.
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I'm in.
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And, uh,
what exactly is the plan?
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The plan is:
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You stay down here forever,
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And I get to be
the one and only dragon warrior.
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I, uh...
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[evil laughter]
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I'm funny!
[laughs]
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[nervous chuckle]
okay, I'll, uh,
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I'll just wait here then.
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[grunting]
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Everyone has a dominant side.
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This exercise is meant to help
strengthen your weaker side.
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Hey, good lookin'.
What's shakin'?
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Huh?
[growls]
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[laughs]
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You're late.
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Do you care to explain
where you've been?
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Not really.
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Skoogally-moogally-doo.
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Punctuality
is as vital a trait as any
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The dragon warrior possesses.
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It is a refelection of--
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Save the pithy nugget
of wisdom, sheefster.
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Let's do some stuff.
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How about for being late
I'll take on monkey and crane
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With both hands
tied behind my back?
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[annoyed grunt]
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Begin.
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[grunting]
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This one's for my mom!
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[grunting]
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Whoa.
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[grunting]
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[laughs]
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[grunting]
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[ropes straining]
[grunts]
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[ropes break]
ah!
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Po, enough!
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[crack]
[faints]
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Hey!
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[grunting]
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That all you got?
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I thought you were supposed
to be warriors.
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Po!
This is unacceptable.
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Save it, bite-size.
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You're not the boss of me.
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I'm the dragon warrior.
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The universe chose me,
not you.
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You losers call me
when you aren't afraid
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Of a little fighting.
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Okay.
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Something is wrong
with our dragon warrior.
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He seemed fine yesterday.
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Training session.
The archives.
276
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:42,721
Oh wait, the mystical mirror
of yin and yang!
277
00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:43,990
He's been divided!
278
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,959
Po's evil half
could be deadly.
279
00:13:46,961 --> 00:13:50,629
So true.
280
00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:53,930
Huh?
281
00:13:55,499 --> 00:13:57,967
Well it's about time
you woke up, sleepyhead.
282
00:13:57,969 --> 00:14:00,303
Oh, did I wake you?
Don't be mad.
283
00:14:00,305 --> 00:14:01,438
I'll talk quieter.
284
00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:03,873
[whispering]
inside voice.
285
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,676
The archives.
He's very clever.
286
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:09,445
Oh, yeah! I'd never spent
much time in here before.
287
00:14:09,447 --> 00:14:11,147
Check out this
awesome echo thing
288
00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:12,449
You can do with your voice.
289
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,117
Hello! Hello!
290
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,952
[echoes]
291
00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:19,422
How cool is that, huh?
292
00:14:19,424 --> 00:14:22,392
Po, do you understand
what's happening here?
293
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:25,061
Umthe sound waves bounce
off the walls
294
00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,196
And they come back to--
295
00:14:26,197 --> 00:14:28,131
You gazed into the mirror
of yin and yang
296
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,267
And split yourself into good
and evil selves.
297
00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:33,336
Oh, that!
298
00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:34,505
Which am I?
299
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:35,639
You are the good po.
300
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,308
Compassionate, innocent...
301
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,610
A bit overseitive.
302
00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:42,046
[weepy]
that's not true.
303
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,581
But the evil po
has none of those qualities
304
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:48,017
And all of the dragon warrior's
aggression and hostility.
305
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:49,552
That's nice too!
306
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:51,187
[sigh]
307
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:52,189
Or no?
308
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,591
At sundown
this becomes permanent.
309
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,826
We'll be stuck with
an evil dragon warrior
310
00:14:56,828 --> 00:15:00,797
Whose powers
are almost limitless.
311
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:04,601
[muffled] I can touch my nose
with my tongue!
312
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,670
I can't believe it,
I'm actually worried about po.
313
00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:10,440
Yeah, I'm worried about us.
314
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,508
Seven of tongzi to wong,
possible inside straight.
315
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,877
Gah-ri gets the north wind,
no help there.
316
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:17,814
And the dragon warrior gets the
five of bamboo, possible flush.
317
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,617
Action is still to fung
with a pair of seasons.
318
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,752
Come on, lucky winter!
319
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,887
What is going on here?
320
00:15:24,889 --> 00:15:26,256
'sup, losers?
321
00:15:26,257 --> 00:15:27,524
We got room for one more,
322
00:15:27,525 --> 00:15:32,261
But I warn you,
that croc is a shark!
323
00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:33,796
[laughs]
324
00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:34,798
You can't be--
325
00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:38,434
I can and will
do anything I want.
326
00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:40,336
I'm the dragon warrior, honey.
327
00:15:40,338 --> 00:15:42,972
From now on, I call the shots.
328
00:15:42,974 --> 00:15:43,974
[growls]
329
00:15:43,975 --> 00:15:45,675
[knuckles crack]
330
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,710
You wanna
do something about it?
331
00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:49,946
Uh, if that includes leaving,
332
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,081
Yes.
333
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,050
[growls]
334
00:15:54,052 --> 00:15:56,686
This isn't the time
or the place.
335
00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:58,955
You should listen
to mama's boy.
336
00:15:58,957 --> 00:15:59,923
[laughter]
337
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,258
Hey.
338
00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:04,127
And while you're at it,
clear out your stuff.
339
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,195
All of you!
340
00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:07,130
Your services
are no longer needed.
341
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,298
The dragon warrior
is taking over!
342
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:13,036
And believe me, there's gonna
be some change around here.
343
00:16:15,272 --> 00:16:17,807
Evil po is growing stronger
and more unstable
344
00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:19,143
With each passing minute.
345
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,210
We must end this madness.
346
00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:21,811
[struggling]
347
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,546
Isn't that gonna be hard,
locked up like this
348
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:26,382
And the key is way over there?
349
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:33,222
Po, has that key
been there all along?
350
00:16:33,224 --> 00:16:35,558
Uh, no, just since
the other me dropped it.
351
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,827
Uh-huh.
352
00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:39,228
And do you see that you can
reach it with your foot?
353
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,597
Yeah?
354
00:16:40,598 --> 00:16:43,966
Oh, I see what
you're getting at!
355
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:46,602
But I totally promised
other-me I'd stay here.
356
00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:48,104
I really want me to like me.
357
00:16:48,106 --> 00:16:49,273
Do you think I like me?
358
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:50,574
Po!
Will you just--
359
00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:52,042
[deep breath]
360
00:16:52,043 --> 00:16:54,343
[politely]
yes, yes, he does like you.
361
00:16:54,345 --> 00:16:56,779
And that's why
he left us a way out.
362
00:16:56,781 --> 00:16:59,282
It's like a puzzle,
and you figured it out.
363
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,817
Good boy!
364
00:17:03,854 --> 00:17:06,656
Yay me!
365
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,224
All: Yeah!
366
00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:09,992
For too long, you bandits
have been under shifu
367
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:13,963
And the furious five's
oppressive thumb...S.
368
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,665
All: Yeah!
369
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,768
Actually,
they don't all have thumbs.
370
00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:21,037
You deserve better
than that!
371
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:25,441
And I--I deserve respect.
And I'll get it.
372
00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:30,079
Through fear and intimidation...
And something else.
373
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,349
Burning down the village!
374
00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:35,184
Yeah!
375
00:17:35,186 --> 00:17:37,186
Then they will worship me!
376
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:38,522
All: Yeah!
377
00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:40,289
Who's with me?
378
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:43,826
All: We are!
379
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,595
Po's lost his mind!
380
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,163
Where's master shifu?
381
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:49,665
I've looked all over
for him but I can't find him.
382
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,434
We've got to stop po.
383
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:52,770
Hey guys, there you are.
384
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,937
Tigress, I was about
to clean your room.
385
00:17:54,939 --> 00:17:56,340
All: Hwah!
386
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:57,341
Uh-oh.
387
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,675
[grunting]
388
00:17:58,676 --> 00:17:59,877
Nice...
389
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:00,844
Move.
390
00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:02,712
Ooh!
391
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,413
Good form.
Oww! Ooh!
392
00:18:04,415 --> 00:18:05,816
[straining]
good job, mantis.
393
00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,884
I--oof--found them--ah!
394
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,585
Quiet!
[grunts]
395
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:11,320
Ooh! I had that coming.
396
00:18:11,322 --> 00:18:12,389
Tigress, stop.
397
00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:13,956
This is not the dragon warrior
398
00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,992
Who has been causing
all the trouble.
399
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,927
All of you, come with me.
400
00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:27,137
You too, po!
401
00:18:27,138 --> 00:18:29,739
Yes!
402
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,441
[sighs]
403
00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:36,612
And you think
this plan will work?
404
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:38,581
Absolutely!
405
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,283
What plan?
Sorry, missed it.
406
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,485
P.S.
407
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,753
Aren't crane's
feathers amazing?
408
00:18:49,092 --> 00:18:50,561
[sighs]
409
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:53,529
If evil po sees his reflection
in the mirror of yin and yang,
410
00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:56,165
The two po's
will instantly reunite.
411
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,900
We should be able
to get him to do that.
412
00:18:57,902 --> 00:18:59,869
You're sure he's
on his way here?
413
00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:01,604
[outside]
get outta the way!
414
00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:04,373
Pretty sure.
415
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,375
This is gonna be so great!
416
00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:08,110
[singing]
ah!
417
00:19:10,681 --> 00:19:14,150
[burps]
what to wear for po worship?
418
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:21,191
Ha!
419
00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:22,459
No you don't, sweets.
420
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:25,862
I can guess what happens
if I look in that mirror again.
421
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,496
Be careful!
If the mirror breaks,
422
00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:28,665
Evil po is here forever.
423
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:29,666
[softly]
hi.
424
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:33,903
Really? I like that!
425
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:36,772
[grunting]
426
00:19:46,016 --> 00:19:47,117
[slow-motion]
oof!
427
00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:50,052
[grunting]
428
00:19:51,822 --> 00:19:53,756
[crunch]
429
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,092
Ha!
430
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:58,494
This po's got all of the moves,
and none of the sap!
431
00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,930
And none
of the friends, either!
432
00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:05,501
[grunting]
433
00:20:05,503 --> 00:20:07,203
Ahh!
Oww!
434
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,372
I'd know that fist anywhere.
435
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,341
Um, guys?
Careful, uh, if you want.
436
00:20:12,343 --> 00:20:15,411
Uh, when you hit him,
it hurts me!
437
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:16,847
Well, lucky for you,
438
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,348
We don't seem
to be landing many punches.
439
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,983
[gasps]
wait a minute.
440
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:23,819
If it hurts me
when he gets hit...
441
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,426
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
442
00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:32,461
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
443
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:37,601
[grunts]
444
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:39,802
Yeow!
445
00:20:39,804 --> 00:20:40,904
Ow! Ooh!
446
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:41,905
[grunts]
447
00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:42,906
[laughs]
448
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:44,074
Oh!
449
00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:45,042
Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
450
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:48,244
[blows landing]
451
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:51,180
[grunting]
452
00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:57,853
[objects crashing]
453
00:20:59,089 --> 00:21:00,723
[growls]
454
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:03,327
Ahh!
455
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:06,996
Crane, now!
456
00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:08,597
Mantis, go!
457
00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:13,202
[grunting]
458
00:21:13,204 --> 00:21:14,204
Yah!
459
00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:17,773
[echoes]
460
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:27,183
[laughs]
nice try, feeble five,
461
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:30,519
But this po does
what he wants to.
462
00:21:30,521 --> 00:21:33,389
And this po does
what he needs to.
463
00:21:33,391 --> 00:21:35,725
But--it can't be!
I broke the--
464
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:36,960
Replica!
465
00:21:36,961 --> 00:21:39,195
Later on, me.
466
00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:41,097
But--what--no!
467
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,132
[grunting]
468
00:21:43,134 --> 00:21:47,470
No!
469
00:21:52,275 --> 00:21:55,277
[suspenseful music]
470
00:21:55,279 --> 00:22:02,718
? ?
471
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,754
That...
472
00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:04,988
Was...
473
00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:06,289
Awesome!
474
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,724
[laughs]
475
00:22:07,725 --> 00:22:09,592
Let's eat!
476
00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:11,627
[all sigh]
477
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:18,267
[grunting]
478
00:22:19,469 --> 00:22:20,871
[sighs]
479
00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:21,972
It's kinda weird to think
480
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:24,340
That I have
an evil side in me, shifu.
481
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:27,076
But you also
have a good side, po.
482
00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:29,111
They cannot be separated.
483
00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:31,514
This is why we try
to remain centered.
484
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,816
It is the balance
that gives us strength
485
00:22:33,818 --> 00:22:37,653
And brings peace of mind.
486
00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:39,155
[grunts]
ahh!
487
00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:42,425
Very funny, shifu.
488
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:45,194
You'd rather go back
to the goat lady?
489
00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:46,463
[spooky chime]
490
00:22:46,464 --> 00:22:49,732
[cowering]
nah, I'm good.
491
00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:51,734
Ski-doosh!
Hwah!
492
00:22:51,735 --> 00:22:53,629
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