1 00:00:14,617 --> 00:00:17,717 1x12 - Rhino's Revenge 2 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,085 ? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ? 3 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:25,289 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ? 4 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,191 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,926 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 6 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,227 ? he climbed the mountain top ? 7 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:32,396 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ? 8 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,764 ? Hu! Ah! Ya! ? 9 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,532 ? Kung Fu Panda! ? 10 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:38,135 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ? 11 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:41,638 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 12 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,175 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 13 00:00:45,177 --> 00:00:47,044 ? Kung Fu Panda. ? 14 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,947 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ? 15 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,014 ? He lives, he trains ? 16 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,717 ? and he fights with the Furious Five ? 17 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:55,419 ? protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ? 18 00:00:55,421 --> 00:00:56,720 ? somethin' somethin' alive ? 19 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,021 ? Oh! Ah! Uh! ? 20 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:01,056 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 21 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,126 ? Legends of awesomeness. ? 22 00:01:03,785 --> 00:01:04,985 Sweet. 23 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,842 [traditional chinese music] 24 00:01:09,044 --> 00:01:12,139 -- Sync by Rafael UPD -- www.addic7ed.com 25 00:01:17,431 --> 00:01:18,931 The Valley of Peace. 26 00:01:18,932 --> 00:01:22,067 A land cruelly beset by a thousand villains, 27 00:01:22,069 --> 00:01:25,037 and yet tranquility reigns, 28 00:01:25,039 --> 00:01:27,372 due to a single bodacious hero... 29 00:01:27,374 --> 00:01:28,974 the Dragon Warrior! 30 00:01:28,976 --> 00:01:33,078 Who, in his eternal pursuit of justice, never rests... 31 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,646 [yawns] 32 00:01:34,648 --> 00:01:38,368 You shall not have your way with me, demon enchantress... [yawns] 33 00:01:38,403 --> 00:01:40,993 [snoring] 34 00:01:42,289 --> 00:01:43,789 [board creaks] 35 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:44,790 Huh? 36 00:01:44,792 --> 00:01:45,791 Ha! 37 00:01:45,793 --> 00:01:47,305 Whoo-ah! 38 00:01:47,414 --> 00:01:49,691 Da-da-da-da. Wah! 39 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:52,331 Ha! 40 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:54,933 All: Happy Dragon Warrior day! 41 00:01:54,935 --> 00:01:56,068 Oh, yeah. 42 00:01:56,070 --> 00:01:58,437 A whole day celebrating the Dragon Warrior. 43 00:01:58,439 --> 00:02:00,372 Which is great if you are the Dragon Warrior, 44 00:02:00,374 --> 00:02:03,775 which, last time I checked... I am! 45 00:02:03,777 --> 00:02:07,679 - We have something for you. - Ooh, bean cake. 46 00:02:07,681 --> 00:02:09,781 Ah, ah, ah. 47 00:02:09,783 --> 00:02:13,318 You want the bean cake? You have to go through us. 48 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,087 [gasps] My two favorite things... 49 00:02:15,089 --> 00:02:16,822 food and kung fu! 50 00:02:16,824 --> 00:02:18,490 Ah! 51 00:02:18,492 --> 00:02:19,591 Here's my fist! 52 00:02:19,593 --> 00:02:23,562 Sorry, didn't have time to wrap it. 53 00:02:23,564 --> 00:02:26,465 Is this fun for you? Monkey said you would like it. 54 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:28,467 Are you kidding? It's awesome. 55 00:02:28,469 --> 00:02:30,369 Ugh! 56 00:02:30,371 --> 00:02:31,370 Hiyah! 57 00:02:31,372 --> 00:02:34,407 Ah. Oh! Wing cramp. 58 00:02:35,409 --> 00:02:37,142 Ha! Ugh. 59 00:02:37,144 --> 00:02:38,143 Ha! 60 00:02:38,145 --> 00:02:40,208 Guys, watch this. 61 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:42,597 Ooh... 62 00:02:45,185 --> 00:02:49,788 [all shout] 63 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:54,326 And that's what makes me the Dragon Warrior. 64 00:02:54,328 --> 00:02:56,094 Po, the imperial sculptor 65 00:02:56,096 --> 00:03:00,332 is here to capture your... magnificence. 66 00:03:00,334 --> 00:03:03,435 [gasps] Cool. 67 00:03:03,437 --> 00:03:06,171 Wow, it's really... 68 00:03:06,173 --> 00:03:07,239 Huh. 69 00:03:07,241 --> 00:03:10,075 - Uh, where's the head? - I haven't started. 70 00:03:10,077 --> 00:03:11,810 Ah-ha. Oh. [laughs] 71 00:03:11,812 --> 00:03:14,312 So the head's on the inside. 72 00:03:14,314 --> 00:03:16,815 I'm sort of new to art. 73 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:19,484 Uh, look, and I'm just spitballing here, 74 00:03:19,486 --> 00:03:24,256 but, uh, maybe we should do one with a bit more sizzle. 75 00:03:24,258 --> 00:03:26,491 - Sizzle? - Yeah, like this. 76 00:03:26,493 --> 00:03:29,027 A big dragon with flaming wings! 77 00:03:29,029 --> 00:03:33,131 Or I could do a wise, old turtle with flaming wings! 78 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:35,767 - Or a tree... - With flaming wings? 79 00:03:35,769 --> 00:03:37,702 Don't see why not. 80 00:03:37,704 --> 00:03:41,306 I think it needs to be a little more... without flaming wings. 81 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:44,142 Oh. Oh, right. Oh. 82 00:03:44,144 --> 00:03:45,143 Ooh! 83 00:03:45,145 --> 00:03:47,946 Oh, wait, no. That one has flaming wings. 84 00:03:47,948 --> 00:03:48,947 [groans] 85 00:03:48,949 --> 00:03:51,249 - Ooh, sorry. - I get the idea. 86 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:52,851 Sweet. 87 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:55,654 Well, I'm gonna go head down to the village, and, uh... 88 00:03:55,656 --> 00:03:59,224 - What about your training, panda? - But, master Shifu, 89 00:03:59,226 --> 00:04:03,261 they're, like, hanging streamers and stuff for me. 90 00:04:03,263 --> 00:04:05,430 I have fans. 91 00:04:08,968 --> 00:04:10,502 [sighs] 92 00:04:10,504 --> 00:04:13,705 Very well. But be back in time to train tonight. 93 00:04:15,609 --> 00:04:18,847 [music] 94 00:04:19,345 --> 00:04:22,147 Whoa. Cool. 95 00:04:22,149 --> 00:04:25,817 - Hey, everybody. - Happy Dragon Warrior day. 96 00:04:25,819 --> 00:04:28,987 Hey, Po. Thanks for getting rid of Tai Lung. 97 00:04:28,989 --> 00:04:30,255 Hey there, Zhao. 98 00:04:30,257 --> 00:04:32,157 Did you wear that for me, Mrs. Yoon? 99 00:04:32,159 --> 00:04:35,093 Oh, Po. [laughs] 100 00:04:35,095 --> 00:04:36,394 Yes. 101 00:04:36,396 --> 00:04:39,998 Ooh, hey, Po, you want to see our kung fu routine 102 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,633 for the Dragon Warrior parade? 103 00:04:41,635 --> 00:04:44,204 Lay it on me. 104 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:48,573 That was awesome. 105 00:04:48,575 --> 00:04:53,345 It was like music to my eyeballs. 106 00:04:53,347 --> 00:04:56,114 - Dad? It's me. - Who's there? 107 00:04:56,116 --> 00:04:58,016 Ooh! 108 00:04:58,018 --> 00:05:01,052 Oh, Po, my beloved son. 109 00:05:01,054 --> 00:05:02,687 Why did you scare me like that? 110 00:05:02,689 --> 00:05:06,024 Ow. Dad. Ugh. What's going on? 111 00:05:06,026 --> 00:05:09,128 Oh, I'm sorry, son. I've been on edge ever 112 00:05:09,129 --> 00:05:12,831 since that hideous rhino walked into town. 113 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:15,967 Always sitting on the curb in front of the shop. 114 00:05:15,969 --> 00:05:19,204 He's scaring away all my customers, Po. 115 00:05:19,206 --> 00:05:21,640 [grunts] 116 00:05:21,642 --> 00:05:25,277 Let the Dragon Warrior take care of it. 117 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:27,445 [grunts] 118 00:05:27,447 --> 00:05:30,515 Hey, what's up, friend? 119 00:05:33,186 --> 00:05:38,023 [screams] 120 00:05:38,025 --> 00:05:41,259 Whoa. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the... 121 00:05:41,261 --> 00:05:45,030 whatever it is... that rhinos sleep on. 122 00:05:45,032 --> 00:05:46,631 Ugh! 123 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:48,967 What would you know about anything? 124 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:53,438 About the charred, burned insides of my hurt? 125 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:59,277 Searing the seared rubble of my soul! 126 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:02,080 You talk pretty. 127 00:06:02,082 --> 00:06:04,382 Look, maybe I can help you. 128 00:06:04,384 --> 00:06:05,517 Ah! 129 00:06:05,519 --> 00:06:07,352 Everything that I once loved 130 00:06:07,354 --> 00:06:10,956 was ripped away from me by an evil fiend! 131 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:13,592 My job, my home, my family 132 00:06:13,594 --> 00:06:17,429 were all scattered to the wind like dust and dirt, 133 00:06:17,431 --> 00:06:19,497 and the wind is scattered. 134 00:06:19,499 --> 00:06:21,066 [sniffs] 135 00:06:21,068 --> 00:06:23,835 Who would do such a thing? 136 00:06:23,837 --> 00:06:26,204 The despicable snake 137 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:29,741 who stole my soul like an eclipsed moon of pain? 138 00:06:29,743 --> 00:06:34,346 The evil monster that made my life a living spanking, 139 00:06:34,348 --> 00:06:38,483 who I hate with all my being is... 140 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:42,520 - the Dragon Warrior. - Huh? 141 00:06:48,359 --> 00:06:49,993 Whoa. Whoa. 142 00:06:49,995 --> 00:06:52,863 You hate the Dragon Warrior? 143 00:06:52,865 --> 00:06:56,199 Yes. And as soon as I find out who he is, 144 00:06:56,201 --> 00:07:01,004 - I'll tell him to his ugly face. - You mean you... you don't know? 145 00:07:01,006 --> 00:07:03,006 No. That's why I'm here. 146 00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:06,777 It's Dragon Warrior day. He's got to show up. 147 00:07:06,779 --> 00:07:08,945 Well, I bet you'd like him. 148 00:07:08,947 --> 00:07:12,749 - Never. After what he did. - What did he do? 149 00:07:12,751 --> 00:07:15,185 I mean, he may not even know he "dood" it. 150 00:07:15,187 --> 00:07:18,221 I was a guard at Chor Ghom prison. 151 00:07:18,223 --> 00:07:20,357 Right up front in the front line of defense 152 00:07:20,359 --> 00:07:22,325 against Tai Lung up front. 153 00:07:27,598 --> 00:07:30,167 [guards shout] 154 00:07:32,937 --> 00:07:34,871 After Tai Lung escaped, 155 00:07:34,873 --> 00:07:37,774 he was defeated by that idiot, the Dragon Warrior. 156 00:07:37,776 --> 00:07:40,510 Because of him, we lost our only prisoner. 157 00:07:40,512 --> 00:07:44,681 Chor Ghom was shut down, closed, boarded up. 158 00:07:44,683 --> 00:07:45,816 Shut down. 159 00:07:45,818 --> 00:07:47,217 - But that's good, right? - Closed. 160 00:07:47,219 --> 00:07:49,820 - I mean, no more Tai Lung. - You're not even listening. 161 00:07:49,822 --> 00:07:51,688 No prisoner means no prison. 162 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:53,623 No prison means no job. 163 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:55,425 How can you not understand that? 164 00:07:55,427 --> 00:07:58,028 - Sorry. - I lost my job. 165 00:07:58,030 --> 00:08:00,964 Then my house, my wife, my kids, 166 00:08:00,966 --> 00:08:02,599 two close goat friends, 167 00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:05,735 a pair of slippers from the Hao Jao region. 168 00:08:08,539 --> 00:08:11,608 All because of one guy's huge ego. 169 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:13,944 "Ooh, I'm the Dragon Warrior." 170 00:08:13,946 --> 00:08:17,247 "I'll destroy Tai Lung. Look at me. I'm awesome." 171 00:08:17,249 --> 00:08:19,382 But if the Dragon Warrior hadn't done something, 172 00:08:19,384 --> 00:08:21,818 the whole Valley of Peace would have been destroyed. 173 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:23,720 I don't live in the Valley of Peace. 174 00:08:23,722 --> 00:08:25,689 I'm talking about me. My needs. 175 00:08:25,691 --> 00:08:30,928 You sound just like my wife. Except she had a deeper voice. 176 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:33,363 [sniffs] I used to be a warrior. 177 00:08:33,365 --> 00:08:38,903 Now I'm just a doughy guy with really scaly, dry skin. 178 00:08:39,805 --> 00:08:46,443 [cries] I have nothing. The Dragon Warrior took it all away. 179 00:08:46,445 --> 00:08:48,411 I'm so sorry. 180 00:08:48,413 --> 00:08:51,014 Why? Dragon Warrior did it, not you. 181 00:08:51,016 --> 00:08:53,383 I mean, like, sorry sympathetic, 182 00:08:53,385 --> 00:08:56,219 not "sorry I'm the guy who ruined your life," 183 00:08:56,221 --> 00:08:58,288 Which I'm not. And I didn't... 184 00:08:58,290 --> 00:09:00,090 do... that. 185 00:09:00,092 --> 00:09:04,131 "Sorry" doesn't get me a job. Doesn't get my life back! 186 00:09:05,164 --> 00:09:08,064 [sniffs] 187 00:09:08,266 --> 00:09:12,636 You know what? I'm gonna help you get your life back. 188 00:09:12,638 --> 00:09:13,870 Let's make a list. 189 00:09:13,872 --> 00:09:16,039 Then we just knock things off it as we go. 190 00:09:16,041 --> 00:09:19,643 Okay. House. Job. Two goat friends. 191 00:09:19,645 --> 00:09:22,145 - They never liked me. - Self-esteem. 192 00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:25,482 Stupid self-esteem. I hate you for not me having you! 193 00:09:25,484 --> 00:09:26,483 Aah! Ow! 194 00:09:26,485 --> 00:09:29,354 Anger issues. 195 00:09:30,856 --> 00:09:32,923 You're gonna love working here. 196 00:09:32,925 --> 00:09:34,925 - Dad? - Who's there? 197 00:09:34,927 --> 00:09:36,893 Ugh! 198 00:09:36,895 --> 00:09:41,364 Uh, dad, this is Hundun. He's your new waiter. 199 00:09:41,366 --> 00:09:44,401 Oh. Table five needs egg rolls! 200 00:09:44,403 --> 00:09:46,636 Ow. 201 00:09:46,638 --> 00:09:50,874 And you can stay here until you're back on your feet. 202 00:09:54,979 --> 00:09:57,214 Did a small child live here? 203 00:09:57,216 --> 00:09:59,049 [chuckles] Cool stuff, right? 204 00:09:59,051 --> 00:10:03,186 Whoa. Uh, limited editions. 205 00:10:05,323 --> 00:10:08,959 [sighs] Thanks, Po. I misjudged you. 206 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:11,394 I thought you were just some dumb panda. 207 00:10:11,396 --> 00:10:14,197 Ha. He's not just a dumb panda. 208 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:17,234 - He's the Dragon... - 'Kay, good night! 209 00:10:17,236 --> 00:10:19,236 Uh, dad... [laughs] 210 00:10:19,238 --> 00:10:22,405 Let's not mention me being the Dragon Warrior to Hundun. 211 00:10:22,407 --> 00:10:26,276 I just want him to get to like me. As Po. 212 00:10:26,278 --> 00:10:27,844 Got you something. 213 00:10:27,846 --> 00:10:31,514 - Slippers. - From the Hao Jao region. 214 00:10:31,516 --> 00:10:35,051 Item number six. Skadoosh. 215 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:38,755 [groans] 216 00:10:38,757 --> 00:10:41,858 Sorry. I can't even sit down right. 217 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:46,162 Dumb rhino! Stupid, idiotic dumbness! 218 00:10:46,164 --> 00:10:47,497 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 219 00:10:47,499 --> 00:10:49,165 What are you beating yourself up for? 220 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,567 It helps me. 221 00:10:50,569 --> 00:10:53,837 It's the only thing that relieves my rampant anger. 222 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:59,075 Yeah. Luckily, I have just the thing for unbridled rage. 223 00:10:59,077 --> 00:11:03,179 It's a little thing I like to call kung fu training. 224 00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:07,284 [gong reverberates] 225 00:11:07,286 --> 00:11:10,287 Okay, so in kung fu, 226 00:11:10,289 --> 00:11:12,555 the goal is to address your weakness, 227 00:11:12,557 --> 00:11:15,091 which, in your case, happens to be your temper. 228 00:11:15,093 --> 00:11:20,196 Liar! I have no weaknesses! 229 00:11:20,198 --> 00:11:23,266 Hey, hey, hey, everyone has weaknesses. 230 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:26,603 Me, I can't defend against the Swirling Lynx round kick. 231 00:11:26,605 --> 00:11:28,004 Ha! Huah! 232 00:11:28,006 --> 00:11:30,840 Ugh. See what I mean? 233 00:11:30,842 --> 00:11:35,245 - Completely defenseless. - Yeah, but you're just a panda. 234 00:11:35,247 --> 00:11:37,547 Even the masters have weaknesses. 235 00:11:37,549 --> 00:11:40,684 You're just saying that because I'm pathetic. 236 00:11:40,686 --> 00:11:44,421 No. Every single one of the Furious Five has a weakness. 237 00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:48,058 Master Tigress, it's the armpit. Grab Monkey's tail, he's a goner. 238 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:50,060 Mantis, blind spot on the right. 239 00:11:50,062 --> 00:11:53,797 Viper, frontal attack. Crane, sweep the leg. 240 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:57,701 Hey. How come you know so much about the Furious Five? 241 00:11:57,703 --> 00:12:02,806 Uh, just a... fan. Like you're a fan of unbridled rage. 242 00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:05,208 Oh. Yeah. 243 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,715 [grunts] 244 00:12:11,717 --> 00:12:12,916 [grunts] 245 00:12:12,918 --> 00:12:14,884 Yeah. 246 00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:20,123 [groans] 247 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:23,727 See? You got mad there. Let's go again. 248 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:32,135 Am I making you mad? Huh? Huh? Huh? 249 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:36,740 [yells] 250 00:12:36,742 --> 00:12:39,442 [straining] 251 00:12:39,444 --> 00:12:40,844 Does that hurt? 252 00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:42,612 Doesn't hurt, but it makes you mad, doesn't it? 253 00:12:42,614 --> 00:12:43,747 Uh-huh. Yep. Making you mad? 254 00:12:43,749 --> 00:12:44,914 Uh-huh-huh? Am I? Am I? 255 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:46,850 [groans] 256 00:12:46,852 --> 00:12:49,119 Anger. You're too angry. Do it again. 257 00:12:49,121 --> 00:12:51,354 [snorts] 258 00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:54,524 [groaning] 259 00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:56,025 How about that? Huh? 260 00:12:56,027 --> 00:12:57,227 Am I making you mad, Mr. Ragey? 261 00:12:57,229 --> 00:12:59,028 Huh? Still Mr. Ragey? 262 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:01,998 [yells, groans] 263 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,802 You feel that? Hmm? Do you see that? 264 00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:09,506 That's... that's just like the rage that burns! 265 00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:12,308 And it's coming up! And the background singers like... 266 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,878 ? Ooh, ooh, ah, ah ? ? Rage ? 267 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,613 [groans] 268 00:13:16,615 --> 00:13:18,615 [triumphant music] 269 00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:31,795 Ha. Yeah. 270 00:13:38,769 --> 00:13:42,705 I feel powerful. Like a great sea eagle 271 00:13:42,707 --> 00:13:45,909 soaring over the sea with my wing power. 272 00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:48,912 Like I cld finally achieve my dreams. 273 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:51,381 You are a true friend, Po. 274 00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:53,817 I owe you everything. Come here, you. 275 00:13:53,819 --> 00:13:56,453 That's what friends do. They... they help each other, 276 00:13:56,455 --> 00:13:58,421 and they tell each other everything. 277 00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:01,591 That's why there's something I need to tell you. 278 00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:03,526 That's great, because I have a secret 279 00:14:03,528 --> 00:14:06,796 that I could only tell you now, because you're my friend. 280 00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:11,000 It's my special dream, and you made it possible, friend. 281 00:14:11,002 --> 00:14:13,536 That's sweet. You go first. 282 00:14:13,538 --> 00:14:17,607 Okay. My special dream is... 283 00:14:17,609 --> 00:14:21,878 I'm going to destroy the Dragon Warrior. 284 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,613 Now you go. 285 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,115 Oh. Uh... 286 00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:28,903 My special dream was to have you meet 287 00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:31,690 the Dragon Warrior and be friends. 288 00:14:33,692 --> 00:14:36,092 That's a great idea. I could befriend him. 289 00:14:36,094 --> 00:14:39,062 - Exactly! - And then kill him. 290 00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,935 The Dragon Warrior festival starts in an hour, 291 00:14:45,937 --> 00:14:47,637 and Po is nowhere to be seen. 292 00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:49,806 I need you to find him. 293 00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:54,344 Start with the dumpling carts! 294 00:14:54,346 --> 00:14:59,249 I'm not sure killing the Dragon Warrior's a good idea. 295 00:14:59,251 --> 00:15:01,584 [laughs] If you ever find out who he is. 296 00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:05,788 Aah! Dragon Warrior day. 297 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:09,792 Why not? My rage used to be like a rotting fish. 298 00:15:09,794 --> 00:15:11,761 Then you turned it into a blossom. 299 00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:15,198 Like a beautiful, death-dealing azalea. 300 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,467 Me? Uh, nah. 301 00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:21,838 You sure did. I used to just feel sorry for myself. 302 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,475 Now I can actually kill someone. Thanks to you. 303 00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:29,512 - It was nothing. - Hey, Po. 304 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:33,816 - Yes, it was. - No, it wasn't. 305 00:15:33,818 --> 00:15:37,687 Hey. Are you trying to hide something from me? 306 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,789 What? [laughs] No. 307 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:42,058 What... what could I possibly be hiding from you? 308 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,061 - Huh? - I mean, I'm an open book. 309 00:15:45,063 --> 00:15:46,663 - Huh? - Uh, nothing to hide. 310 00:15:46,665 --> 00:15:49,399 Just a regular guy who helps his friends. 311 00:15:49,401 --> 00:15:51,200 Huh? 312 00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:54,871 I'm standing right behind me, aren't I? 313 00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:59,509 You are the Dragon Warrior? 314 00:15:59,511 --> 00:16:01,811 - You lied to me! - But for good reason, 315 00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:04,660 because you hated the Dragon Warrior, but he's nice and I'm him, 316 00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:07,083 so I was nice and you like me, and I'm the Dragon Warrior. 317 00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:09,485 It's less complicated than it sounds. 318 00:16:09,487 --> 00:16:11,454 You lied to make me your friend, 319 00:16:11,456 --> 00:16:14,891 but instead you trained your assassin. 320 00:16:14,893 --> 00:16:19,378 - Uh, interesting perspective. - Now we fight. 321 00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:21,965 No way, Hundun. I don't fight friends. 322 00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:24,167 We are friends, right? 323 00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:27,236 Yah! 324 00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:29,505 You can't run, Dragon Warrior! 325 00:16:29,507 --> 00:16:33,343 I will find a way to make you fight me! In a fight! 326 00:16:33,345 --> 00:16:37,680 So we're good? 327 00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:39,415 And then he threatened a kill me. 328 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,017 There's a rhino who wants you dead. 329 00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:45,188 So you got him a job, a place to live, and taught him how to kill you? 330 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:49,425 Yeah. I mean... yeah? 331 00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:52,428 - Where is Hundun now? - I don't know. 332 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:54,163 I mean, he said he was gonna make me fight him, 333 00:16:54,165 --> 00:16:55,264 which... how could he do that? 334 00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:56,866 Po! Help me! 335 00:16:56,868 --> 00:16:59,702 Dad! 336 00:16:59,704 --> 00:17:02,271 Ha ha ha! 337 00:17:02,273 --> 00:17:03,439 Let him go, Hundun. 338 00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:08,095 Po! Po, help me! Eat at Mr. Ping's noodle shop. 339 00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:13,116 Save me from certain demise! Everything half off before 5:00. 340 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:16,252 So willing to fight me now, Dragon Warrior? 341 00:17:16,254 --> 00:17:17,887 This is between you and me. 342 00:17:17,889 --> 00:17:19,756 The only thing between you and me 343 00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:23,092 will be my fist, coming from me, punching you! 344 00:17:23,094 --> 00:17:26,663 Put my Dad down, Hundun. I don't wannao hurt you. 345 00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:31,467 You're the one who will feel the hurt from my hurting you. 346 00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:34,137 No, Po. You taught him your weakness. 347 00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:35,905 We'll handle this. 348 00:17:37,441 --> 00:17:40,510 No. Uh, guys! 349 00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:44,480 I forgot. I accidentally told him your weaknesses too. 350 00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:45,515 Huh! Aah! 351 00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:49,285 Blind spot. Front. Tail. Ankle. 352 00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:50,353 [gong reverberates] 353 00:17:50,355 --> 00:17:51,422 Oh. 354 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,868 No. 355 00:17:56,870 --> 00:18:00,438 [laughs] 356 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,341 Only a coward would hide behind his friends. 357 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,319 But there's nowhere to hide now. 358 00:18:06,354 --> 00:18:11,516 You want me, not my Dad! 359 00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:13,518 Aah! 360 00:18:18,357 --> 00:18:20,192 Hiyah! 361 00:18:20,194 --> 00:18:22,961 Ah! 362 00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:26,665 I don't want this, Hundun. I still think of you as my friend. 363 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,568 So let's just stop now and call it even. 364 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:31,603 [laughs] 365 00:18:31,605 --> 00:18:33,205 You can't beat me. 366 00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:36,308 I know your weakness, and you cured me of mine. 367 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,810 - Oh, did I? - Yes, you did. 368 00:18:38,812 --> 00:18:42,981 Oh! Yeah... Probably shouldn't have done that. I, uh... 369 00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:46,051 [grunts] 370 00:18:46,053 --> 00:18:49,054 Ooh! They're reenacting the battle 371 00:18:49,056 --> 00:18:52,257 between Po and Tai Lung for Dragon Warrior day. 372 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,562 Oh. 373 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,709 Admit it. You are defeated. 374 00:19:10,711 --> 00:19:13,612 There's two schools of thought on that. 375 00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:15,580 One, and two! 376 00:19:15,582 --> 00:19:20,185 Ha! Dragon Warrior day! 377 00:19:20,187 --> 00:19:21,186 Ugh. 378 00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:26,057 [crowd cheering] 379 00:19:26,059 --> 00:19:27,259 Stop. Stop. 380 00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:29,928 You... you... you're right, Po. 381 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:36,334 It's not all about me. I've been so selfish. 382 00:19:36,336 --> 00:19:39,604 - I'm sorry. - You are? 383 00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:43,808 Yes. Forgive me. 384 00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:47,445 Friends? 385 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:51,850 I even got you something for Dragon Warrior day. 386 00:19:51,852 --> 00:19:53,351 I think you'll like it. 387 00:19:53,353 --> 00:19:57,889 - A Swirling Lynx round kick! - Ooh! 388 00:19:57,891 --> 00:20:00,292 [crowd gasps] 389 00:20:00,294 --> 00:20:02,193 [both grunting] 390 00:20:12,104 --> 00:20:13,738 Ooh. 391 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,640 Ha ha. 392 00:20:15,642 --> 00:20:19,944 Your real weakness, Po, is not the kick. It's your heart. 393 00:20:19,946 --> 00:20:23,214 It's as big and sappy as an old sappy plum tree 394 00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:26,818 filled with plum sap. 395 00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:29,321 At least I have a heart. 396 00:20:29,323 --> 00:20:30,889 Huh? 397 00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:32,657 But all I've done is been kind, 398 00:20:32,659 --> 00:20:35,927 and all you've done is blame me for your rotten life. 399 00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:38,930 And guess what. I love plum sap. 400 00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:41,499 How about that? 401 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:51,009 [gasps] I dodged the kick. I dodged the kick! 402 00:20:51,011 --> 00:20:52,677 [triumphant music] 403 00:20:52,679 --> 00:20:54,646 Sweet. 404 00:21:04,023 --> 00:21:05,824 Not sure if you realize this, 405 00:21:05,826 --> 00:21:09,094 but I just dodged all your Swirling Lynx round kicks. 406 00:21:09,096 --> 00:21:13,264 Ha ha. 407 00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,432 [groans] 408 00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:17,135 You know what your weakness is, Hundun? 409 00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,704 You stink at friendship. 410 00:21:27,012 --> 00:21:29,481 [cheers and applause] 411 00:21:29,483 --> 00:21:32,618 Flaming wings! 412 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,619 Oh! [laughs] 413 00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:39,190 [grunts] 414 00:21:39,192 --> 00:21:40,492 Huh? 415 00:21:40,494 --> 00:21:43,323 My horn! My horn! 416 00:21:43,358 --> 00:21:45,745 Ha. It's always something with this guy. 417 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,235 Po, look, the statue. 418 00:21:51,771 --> 00:21:54,472 You saved me. Why? 419 00:21:54,474 --> 00:21:56,608 That's what... the Dragon Warrior... 420 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:59,511 does. Oh, this is heavy. 421 00:21:59,513 --> 00:22:02,252 I don't need your... help. 422 00:22:06,252 --> 00:22:09,921 So, Po, did you enjoy Dragon Warrior day? 423 00:22:09,923 --> 00:22:11,322 Yeah. 424 00:22:11,324 --> 00:22:13,925 Hey, not feeling bad that you exposed our weaknesses 425 00:22:13,927 --> 00:22:16,161 to Hundun and put us in mortal danger? 426 00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:18,730 Uh... 427 00:22:18,732 --> 00:22:21,633 Of course. I feel terrible about that. 428 00:22:21,635 --> 00:22:24,169 I'm sorry I put you guys in danger. 429 00:22:24,171 --> 00:22:25,437 It's okay. 430 00:22:25,439 --> 00:22:27,672 - Ah, don't worry about it. - It's okay. 431 00:22:27,674 --> 00:22:30,742 But, hey, wasn't it the best Dragon Warrior day ever 432 00:22:30,744 --> 00:22:32,911 in the history of all time? 433 00:22:32,913 --> 00:22:35,880 Plus they reopened Chor Ghom prison, right? 434 00:22:35,882 --> 00:22:38,750 Hundun got his wish. 435 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,288 Home again. 436 00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:47,691 Finally home. 437 00:22:47,693 --> 00:22:51,346 My revenge will be like a poison river of molten iron which 438 00:22:51,347 --> 00:22:54,999 drips and burns like iron that has been melted and now drips. 439 00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:56,767 And burns. 440 00:22:56,769 --> 00:22:59,791 [bad laugh] 441 00:22:59,826 --> 00:23:01,806 Aw... 442 00:23:01,808 --> 00:23:06,243 You're gonna pay, Po. 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