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[gong rings]

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<i>? Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda! ?  </i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom! ?</i>

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<i>? Raised in a noodle shop ?</i>

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<i>? never seeking glory or fame ?</i>

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<i>? he climbed the mountain top ?</i>

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<i>? and earned
the Dragon Warrior name. ?</i>

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<i>? Hu! Ah! Ya! ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda! ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

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<i>? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ?</i>

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<i>? and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda. ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

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<i>? He lives, he trains ?</i>

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<i>? and he fights
with the Furious Five ?</i>

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<i>? protect the Valley
somethin' somethin' ?</i>

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<i>? somethin' somethin' alive ?</i>

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<i>? Oh! Ah! Uh! ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda ?</i>

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<i>? Legends of awesomeness. ?</i>

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Sweet.

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<b>1x13 - Master Ping</b>

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<font color="#00ffff">-- Sync by Rafael UPD --
www.addic7ed.com </font>

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<i>His name was Di Tan.</i>

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<i>Never had there been
anyone so incredible.</i>

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<i>He traveled the countryside
selling noodles.</i>

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<i>I am selling noodles.</i>

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<i>It is Di Tan,
the famous noodle seller!</i>

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<i>- Selling his noodles!
- He will sell some to me!</i>

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<i>Di Tan's noodles were
the best in all of China.</i>

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<i>Not too firm, not too limp,
and no starchy aftertaste.</i>

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<i>No starchy aftertaste!</i>

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<i>Look inside my mouth
to see it is true!</i>

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Oh, great Di Tan.

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What do we owe you
for such amazing noodles?

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Well, how much do you have?

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Not only was Di Tan
a legendary noodle seller,

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but he had a good head
for business. 

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He made a fortune.

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Isn't that an exciting story?

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Not really.

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- What are you talking about?
- Dad.

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Ugh, it's about noodles.

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If you really wanna make
a story exciting,

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- it needs some Kung Fu.
- That would help.

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My noodle story does not
need any Kung Fu.

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It's exciting just the way it is.
Bah!

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<i>Kung Fu, Kung Fu, Kung Fu.</i>

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Does everything always
have to be about Kung Fu?

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<i>Both: Yes.</i>

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It's like talking to radishes.
Never mind.

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Here, put this on.

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I need you to watch the shop
while I run some noodle errands

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- But Dad...
- It's only for a little while, son.

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Push the bean buns.
They're about to go bad.

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Uh...

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And watch the pressure
on the rice cooker.

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Don't let it get too high.

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And no Kung Fu!

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[groans]

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<i>I said, "where?"</i>

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Where is the Dragon Warrior?

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[whimpering]

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<i>Ahh!</i>

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<i>Oof!</i>

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You are the Dragon Warrior?

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<i>Over here, fellas.</i>

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Oh. Sorry.

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- You are the Dragon Warrior?
- In the fur.

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Help you guys with something?
Bean bun?

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Does it have bean?
'Cause I can't have bean.

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Oh, great Dragon Warrior.
We are distant travelers

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who have heard of
your amazing proclivities

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both far and wide, and...

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and wide and, uh...

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Argh! Shoot.

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[paper rustling]

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"And so we come to you,
the Dragon Warrior,

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to complete our training.

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You will teach us
the secret moves of Kung Fu."

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Wow. Thanks for the, uh, reverence

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and, um, lauding my proclivities
and all, but, uh...

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- 'fraid I can't help you.
- Why not?

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That's why they're
called "secret moves."

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They're secret...
and dangerous.

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Some people might
use them for evil.

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Not us.
We are good.

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Very good.

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[giggling]

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[grunting]

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- Ah? Oh...
- Please.

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You must teach us.

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Only Master Shifu decides
who learns the secret moves.

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Sorry, guys.
Can't help you.

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Sure you don't want a bean bun?

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- You will teach us, or else!
- Or else?

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Ha!

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Wah!

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<i>Ahh! Oof!</i>

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[screaming]

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You guys aren't
very bright, are you?

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Huh?

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[grunting]

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<i>Ahh! Ahh!</i>

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[giggles]

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[gurgling]

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This isn't over. We will
learn the secret moves,

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- then return to destroy you!
- Yeah.

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<i>Wait, where did we park the cart?</i>

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You are so gonna get it!

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'Kay, bye.
Nice meeting you.

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- Have a good day.
- Hey, Dad.

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You won't believe what just...
[gasps] What?

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[explosion, flames crackle]

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<i>Anyway, uh, things got
a little out of control and...</i>

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And you would like
your father to stay here

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while repairs are being made
to the noodle shop.

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- Not really.
- Pardon?

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I mean, of course I do.

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It's just that he's, uh,
you know, just, uh...

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he can be a little hard
to live with.

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In our own way, we are all
hard to live with, Po.

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- Not like this.
- Mr. Ping, we would be honored

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to have you as our guest
in your time of need.

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Please consider
the Jade Palace your home,

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and do as you would normally do.
So sorry about your shop.

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Ah, well.
What can you do?

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That's Po.
[chuckles]

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But you've lived with him
for a while now, so you know.

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Indeed I do.

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Okay, Dad.

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By the way,
did the cleaning lady quit?

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- Moving on, Dad.
- I'm sorry?

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These floors looks like
they were mopped with butter.

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And all this...[coughs]
dust.

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[laughing nervously]
Got to go, Dad.

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<i>Oh, Po was so cute
when he was little.</i>

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He couldn't say the word "tomato."
He said "amamamomo."

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[laughter]

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- A lot of babies can't say words.
- You were ten.

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[laughter]

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Oh, this soup is amazing, Mr. Ping.

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You can stay here
as long as you want.

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Absolutely.

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Oh, I just remembered another one.

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- When Po was five, his...
- Okay, Dad.

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It's been a long day.

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What do you say
we get to our room?

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- But it's early.
- Actually, that's an excellent idea.

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I need you all alert
for your training tomorrow.

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I will be demonstrating
the Chao Wa punch kick.

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<i>It is a highly dangerous move,</i>

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and each one of you needs
to get a good night's sleep.

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<i>[honking]</i>

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Ahh! What happened?

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[yawning]
I need to clear my sinuses.

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[clearing throat]

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[sighs]

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Can you clear 'em a little quieter?

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[yawns]

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[grunting]

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[blowing nose]

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<i>[continues blowing nose]</i>

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<i>Ooh!</i>

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<i>Ugh.</i>

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[grunts]

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[groans]

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Peace.

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<i>[honking]</i>

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Peace.

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<i>[hacking]</i>

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Peace.

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<i>[honking]</i>

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Peace!

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<i>[honking and hacking]</i>

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[groggy]
The Chao Wa punch kick

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is one of the most secret moves
contained in the sacred scrolls.

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Would someone
wake up Tigress, please?

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[snoring]
Oof!

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- Forgive me, Master Shifu.
- No. [clearing throat]

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- The Chao Wa punch...
- Morning, everyone!

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- All: Ooh!
- Oh, what a glorious day.

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You wouldn't happen to have
100 pounds of beet root,

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- would you?
- Beet root?

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Yes, I'm making
a big batch of soup.

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[groans]

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Uh, beet root.
I don't...

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Excuse me, Mr. Ping, but we're
in the middle of training.

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Ah, sorry.

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- Now, the Chao Wa punch kick...
- I'll just use bok choy.

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[groans]

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Pardon?

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Instead of beet root,
I'll use bok choy.

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Yes. Fine. Bok choy.
You do that.

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- Where was I?
- The Chao Wa punch kick thingy.

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Right. The Chao Wa
punch kick thingy... thing...

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move...
[snoring]

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must be delivered to your opponent
precisely at the intersection

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of the medial metatarsal
and abdomen.

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Like so...

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Hm. Seems like a lot of work.

203
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Why don't you just hit him
with a stick?

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- Dad!
- Sorry. Don't mind me.

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Uh, right.
When delivered precisely,

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the Chao Wa punch kick
will render your opponent...

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[sniffing]

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Is something burning?

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[gasps]

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Mr. Ping!
What are you doing?

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La, la!
Making soup!

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In the Jade tortoise of Wisdom?

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Well, I needed a big bowl.
We're gonna have a lot of customers.

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Customers?

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<i>[overlapping chatter]</i>

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Mr. Ping, this is our
training hall, not a restaurant!

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Don't worry. I'll split
the profits even with you.

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80-20.
We'll make a fortune.

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<i>Have you ever waited on tables?</i>

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- That soup ain't gonna serve itself.
- How's it going up here?

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Ah, just wonderful, apple cart duck.
I'm running the place.

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Hmm, that must be the one
they call Shifu.

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<i>- He will teach us the secret moves.
- Why would he do that?</i>

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Because we're going to capture
him and make him teach us.

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[laughter]

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[grunting]

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<i>Where is everyone? </i>

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Why aren't they training?

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- Ahem.
- Sorry. We're booked up.

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- Mantis?
- Oh! Master Shifu! Ha!

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Don't worry, uh,
we can get you a table.

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Hm, uh, yeah...
I'm thinking 7-ish?

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Huh?

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[overlapping chatter]

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[clanging]
Oh!

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Oh!

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<i>Hey, Crane, hurry up
with those bean buns.</i>

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Enough is enough.

239
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Po, I've made a terrible mistake.

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- Your father has...
- I know.

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- And it's been...
- I know.

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00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,264
- And I can't...
- I know.

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- So it's time.
- I know.

244
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,768
I've checked with Mr. Wong,

245
00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:11,205
and there is a room at his
boarding house for your father.

246
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,156
- I'm so sorry, Po.
- I know.

247
00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:17,378
I have made more in one day

248
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:21,115
than a whole month at
the noodle shop. Amazing!

249
00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:24,218
Listen, um, Dad.

250
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,053
I need to talk to you
about something.

251
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,955
<i>I've wanted to talk to you too.</i>

252
00:13:27,957 --> 00:13:30,291
One of the best parts
of this whole thing

253
00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:34,528
is that we've gotten
to spend time with each other,

254
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:38,065
father and son,
just like the old days.

255
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:41,736
<i>And Master Shifu,
taking me in like this.</i>

256
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,804
<i>He's such a nice man.</i>

257
00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:47,174
Ah, I feel so loved!
Dad, you have to go.

258
00:13:47,176 --> 00:13:49,844
- What?
- There's a room at Mr. Wong's.

259
00:13:49,846 --> 00:13:52,913
You can't stay here anymore,
it's not working out.

260
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,051
Sorry, Dad.

261
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,519
[nervous chuckle]

262
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:04,659
I see.
I'll get my things.

263
00:14:04,661 --> 00:14:06,327
You don't have
to go this minute.

264
00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:10,398
And stay where I'm not wanted?
No, thank you.

265
00:14:13,702 --> 00:14:15,178
Humph.

266
00:14:25,147 --> 00:14:27,181
My own son.

267
00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:30,451
Can you imagine that?
Throwing me out on the street.

268
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,652
Huh?

269
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:38,142
- Hello, Shifu.
- Oh!

270
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,311
<i>I'm not Shifu!</i>

271
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,014
I keep telling you, I'm Ping.

272
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:46,250
I don't know anything
about old Kung Fu.

273
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,619
That boring stuff.
I make noodles!

274
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,655
You are trying to deceive us.

275
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,324
Just what I would expect
from a master.

276
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,792
He's very good.

277
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,461
I would almost believe
he does make noodles.

278
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,630
That's because I do make noodles!

279
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,367
Shifu, you will teach us
the secret moves of Kung Fu,

280
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,604
or this will be
your last night on Earth.

281
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:11,542
<i>Kung Fu?
I thought you said Kung Fu.</i>

282
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,645
Big difference, you know.
Let's get started.

283
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:18,649
Now this move is called... the stick.

284
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:23,721
That's right, the stick. Ready?
Everybody raise your stick.

285
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:27,758
[grunting]

286
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,295
Now extend.

287
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:42,239
Po? I think something's
happened to your father.

288
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:49,680
Huh, tracks go off that way.

289
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,817
Thanks, Mrs. Yoon.
Bye!

290
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,356
For this move, you put
your hands out like this.

291
00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:04,061
Very good.
And now we...

292
00:16:05,243 --> 00:16:07,498
? patty-cake, patty-cake ?

293
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,935
? I'm going to... la ?

294
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,270
<i>? to... la ?</i>

295
00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:20,444
- What's that for?
- The kids like it.

296
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:25,216
You are still trying to deceive us!
You have taught us nothing!

297
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,386
We want the secret moves.

298
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,789
But I don't know...

299
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,826
Wait, I know one.
The Chao Wa punch kick!

300
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,729
And now you stand there.
And you...

301
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:42,066
you're gonna do a turn,
a punch, and kick.

302
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,473
<i>But you have to aim
for right here.</i>

303
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,845
[shouting]

304
00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:05,690
- What happened to him?
- I don't know.

305
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,859
Uh, I mean, I don't know.
But I think it worked.

306
00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:13,998
You've done it, Master Shifu.

307
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,068
We will be forever grateful
and appreciative of your mastery.

308
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,636
[gurgling]

309
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,538
Oh, well...

310
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,574
A move like this
will make us invincible!

311
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,376
There will be no one to stop us.

312
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,512
And I know the first one
to try it out on.

313
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,047
That panda!

314
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:34,418
The Dragon Warrior!
[laughing maniacally]

315
00:17:35,728 --> 00:17:39,144
Oh, Po!
What have I done?

316
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:46,504
[panting] 

317
00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:52,374
Dad?
Dad!

318
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:56,011
Well, what do you know.
It's the Dragon Warrior.

319
00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:59,899
Our first victim.
He's mine!

320
00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:02,084
Ahh!

321
00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:03,085
<i>No!</i>

322
00:18:03,087 --> 00:18:04,720
- What?
- No!

323
00:18:04,722 --> 00:18:07,823
He's mine.
Yes, I'm going to fight him...

324
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,892
- with fighting!
- Why?

325
00:18:09,894 --> 00:18:12,127
Because... because...

326
00:18:12,129 --> 00:18:16,165
because he doesn't appreciate me
the way you all do!

327
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:18,234
- Eh...
- Come again?

328
00:18:18,236 --> 00:18:22,204
He takes me for granted
as his... um, um, master,

329
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:26,439
and now he must pay.
Now no more questions!

330
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:32,781
- Dad!
- Po, get out of here, son!

331
00:18:32,783 --> 00:18:36,447
Ho, ho, the pigs.
I should've known it was you.

332
00:18:38,636 --> 00:18:40,389
Dad?
Oof!

333
00:18:40,391 --> 00:18:42,825
You mean Master Shifu!

334
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:46,356
My students often think
of me as their father.

335
00:18:46,797 --> 00:18:48,330
I'm gonna destroy you, panda!

336
00:18:48,332 --> 00:18:50,566
<i>Make it look good.</i>

337
00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:52,768
- Dad!
- Shifu!

338
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:56,171
- Why do you keep saying that?
- Because...

339
00:18:56,173 --> 00:19:00,309
- I will destroy you!
- Then do it already!

340
00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:02,411
- Before we do!
- Back off.

341
00:19:02,413 --> 00:19:05,147
Dad, get out of the way.

342
00:19:07,651 --> 00:19:10,953
- You! Fight me.
- Ahh!

343
00:19:10,955 --> 00:19:12,054
<i>Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!</i>

344
00:19:12,056 --> 00:19:14,290
<i>Ahh!</i>

345
00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:18,127
- Dad, what are you doing?
- I'm protecting you, Po.

346
00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:19,528
Ow! Ow!

347
00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:22,531
And I'm mad at you.

348
00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:25,100
- You threw me out.
- Dad, I'm sorry.

349
00:19:25,102 --> 00:19:27,369
But you're not always
the easiest person to live with.

350
00:19:27,371 --> 00:19:32,374
- Still, it's no way to treat your father.
- What's going on here?

351
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:35,077
Ahh! Ahh! Ow!

352
00:19:35,079 --> 00:19:36,378
Master stuff.

353
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,647
Now get out. Shoo! Shoo!

354
00:19:38,649 --> 00:19:41,350
I'm sorry, Dad.
But bossing Shifu around?

355
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:43,285
Turning the Jade Palace
into a noodle shop?

356
00:19:43,287 --> 00:19:47,389
- You always want it your way.
- Me?

357
00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:57,499
I guess I was a little pushy.
I'm sorry, son.

358
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,835
Are you gonna
destroy him, or what?

359
00:19:59,837 --> 00:20:00,869
I got it!

360
00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,237
[grunting]

361
00:20:02,239 --> 00:20:03,973
I'm sorry.

362
00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:08,010
It's okay, Dad.
I love you.

363
00:20:08,012 --> 00:20:09,311
Ooh!

364
00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:11,180
- Ooh, quit it! Ow!
- You do?

365
00:20:11,182 --> 00:20:16,018
- More than anything.
- Oh, son.

366
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:19,955
I don't think
we learned that move.

367
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,857
Okay, you had your chance.

368
00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:24,626
Po, I did something terrible.

369
00:20:24,628 --> 00:20:27,262
- I taught them the Chao Wa punch kick.
- What?

370
00:20:27,264 --> 00:20:30,432
- Out of the way, Shifu.
- All right, panda.

371
00:20:30,434 --> 00:20:32,501
<i>We have some unfinished business,</i>

372
00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:35,904
and this time, things
are gonna end different.

373
00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:42,444
[grunting]

374
00:20:42,446 --> 00:20:44,680
Leave my son alone!

375
00:20:45,682 --> 00:20:47,750
Careful, Dad!

376
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:01,830
Hwah!

377
00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:04,800
Huh?
He's frozen.

378
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,384
<i>Ahh!</i>

379
00:21:22,386 --> 00:21:23,986
<i>[laughs]</i>

380
00:21:23,988 --> 00:21:26,221
Dad!

381
00:21:29,392 --> 00:21:31,193
[sighs]

382
00:21:31,195 --> 00:21:33,328
<i>Dad?</i>

383
00:21:35,932 --> 00:21:37,199
Dad!

384
00:21:37,201 --> 00:21:40,436
[growling]

385
00:21:46,676 --> 00:21:48,744
[grunting]

386
00:21:48,746 --> 00:21:52,247
[battle cry]

387
00:22:00,757 --> 00:22:04,626
Way to go, Dad!
Sweet Chao Wa punch kick!

388
00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:07,753
Thank you, son.

389
00:22:08,265 --> 00:22:10,332
Whew! You're right, Po.

390
00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:13,869
Kung Fu is way more exciting
than noodles.

391
00:22:13,871 --> 00:22:15,786
<i>Almost.</i>

392
00:22:26,216 --> 00:22:30,486
Mr. Ping, the Furious Five,
Po, and I have worked hard

393
00:22:30,488 --> 00:22:32,054
to rebuild your noodle shop.

394
00:22:32,056 --> 00:22:36,291
- It's the least we could do after...
- Kicking me out?

395
00:22:36,293 --> 00:22:40,295
- Well...
- Oh, don't worry.

396
00:22:40,297 --> 00:22:44,099
You may be a lousy waiter,
but you're a wise master.

397
00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,135
I deserved it.

398
00:22:52,575 --> 00:22:56,645
This was the only paint you could find?

399
00:22:56,647 --> 00:22:59,381
- Dad.
- I-I mean...

400
00:22:59,383 --> 00:23:02,351
It's, it's very nice.
Thank you.

401
00:23:02,353 --> 00:23:06,993
<i>Who wants noodles?
Half price!</i>

402
00:23:11,226 --> 00:23:14,092
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