[gong rings]
? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ?
? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ?
? Raised in a noodle shop ?
? never seeking glory or fame ?
? he climbed the mountain top ?
? and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ?
? Hu! Ah! Ya! ?
? Kung Fu Panda! ?
? Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ?
? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ?
? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ?
? Kung Fu Panda. ?
? Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ?
? He lives, he trains ?
? and he fights with the Furious Five ?
? protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ?
? somethin' somethin' alive ?
? Oh! Ah! Uh! ?
? Kung Fu Panda ?
? Legends of awesomeness. ?
Sweet.
1x15 - The Kung Fu Kid
sync by Rafael UPD, corrections by f1nc0 -- www.addic7ed.com --
[flute plays] [birds chirp]
[snore]
[snores]
- Po. - Aah! What?
You need to practice your Tai Chi for the closing ceremony.
[running footsteps]
[flute whistles]
[yelps] Zeng?
[chuckles] Sorry about that.
[nervous laugh] Your crown for the Peace jubilee,
Dragon Warrior. [gasps]
The old branch crown... for me!
I get to wear the crown. Yay, me!
Check out the jaunty angle. Hah hah hah...
Po. This is the Peace jubilee,
not the "attack Zeng with a flute" jubilee.
My wife will do that later. [nervous laugh]
Just trying to stay ready in case Temutai
tries to squish my head.
Nonsense, hostilities are strictly forbidden
during the Peace jubilee,
even with the warriors of the Qidan.
They are our guests.
Wait, Po's wearing the olive branch crown? Po?
Traditionally, one of the Furious Five does the unification ceremony.
Come on, Tigress. The jubilee needs some new blood.
You know, a fresh face.
The new guy to... [chuckles] show that the Jade Palace
is looking toward the future... plus...
I get to wear the crown! [laughs]
- Po's right. - I am?
- Am I missing something? - No, because it also means
he'll have to judge the children's kung fu matches.
- Right. - All you, buddy. [laughs]
Uh, thanks?
[horn blows]
Presenting the Warrior King of the Qidan.
Temutai!
[labored breathing]
[panting]
Temutai.
Let me... catch my breath.
[clears throat]
Dragon Warrior. Shifu.
Thank you for accepting our offering of peace on this day.
I have only one thing to say
about this so-called Peace jubilee.
Are these crowns awesome or what?!
- I know, right? - Have you tried it at a jaunty angle?
Living it. [laughs]
[laughs] Oh, a jaunty angle and a jaunty [mumbles]...
[both laughing]
Ahem. It's time to head down to the village.
Wait. We have to walk down?
[crowd cheers]
Thank you, citizens.
I now declare this Peace jubilee open!
[crowd cheers]
And to start the festivities,
the annual children's kung fu matches.
[all gasp] [all groan]
Let the first match begin!
Cool! What's everyone so down on this for?
- Oh, right. - Yay, that's my boy!
[bonk] Ow.
[blowing] [popping]
Po, Temutai.
[both muttering]
Right, uh, I mean, you guys are awesome.
[chuckles]
Oh, it's gonna be real tough to pick a winner.
- Real tough. - Wait.
I have one more competitor. My little nephew, Jing Mei!
[ground shakes]
Ready uncle.
- Your "little" nephew? - You should see his sister!
Okay, so I guess we should match him up with...
[children scream]
Yeah, uh, looks like we...
Get that guy Peng from the next valley.
Peng can fight him. Peng can beat him.
Me? No, no lam, not me.
[stones crunch]
Yah! [crash]
Well, if you put it that way... Okay.
- What's your name, son? - Peng... the name is Peng.
- Are you sure about this? - I am, Dragon Warrior.
Okay, good luck then.
[lowers voice] You're gonna need it.
Fighters, begin!
Wa-zaa, hoo!
[footsteps thudding]
[thud]
Ow!
[grunts]
Yah.
Oof!
[crowd gasps]
Whoa.
Hiya! Ah!
[thud] Oof.
[displeased groan]
[grunting]
Ha!
[thud, smack, thud]
[shocked] The winner is Peng.
[crowd cheers]
I knew I should have brought your sister!
Did you see that? I saw it. Did you see it?
He's amazing. He's... he's... he's... he... ha...
H-h-h-hold on there, genius.
That was some awesome kung fu. Where did you train?
Nowhere. I have no formal training.
Except in pottery.
[laughing] "No formal... " [laughs]
You totally have to train with us at the Jade Palace.
Really? I mean, I'm kind of on a journey, but...
Yeah, a journey to the Jade Palace.
- Po? - Oh, please, please can we keep him?
Can we keep him, please?
- He's even pottery-trained. - Nonsense!
A warrior such as this needs to train with us in the Qidan.
Peng here needs to learn to do things the right way
at the Jade Palace.
Sure, if he wants to be a do-nothing who postures and poses!
Do-nothing? I'll show you "nothing!"
[crowd gasps]
You dare to poke the Warrior King of the Qidan
- with your finger?! - If I done did it, I done dared it.
Crowd: Ooh!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is not part of the Peace jubilee.
You have challenged me. For this you will pay!
Ha-taa!
[battle cry] [grunts]
Ooh... wha?
Gentlemen, please, this is the Peace jubilee.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
- I'm sorry. - Sorry!
- Sorry, everybody. - Our bad.
- I'm sorry. - Our bad.
Please, I'm not worthy to be fought over.
But if I have to choose one...
I choose to train at the Jade Palace.
[crowd cheers]
Ha!
- In your face... - Po!
...uh, is a look of wonder and beauty.
[crunch]
[groaning]
I will be in my tent!
[whimpers]
Ha. Didn't hurt.
Ouchie mama!
You are gonna love the Jade Palace, Peng.
I never dreamed that when I stopped here for the Peace jubilee
that I would end up training with you, Dragon Warrior.
It's... it's amazing.
Please, a kid with your skills?
You were all like... [kung fu noises]
You work hard, Peng, and one day
you might even join the Furious Five. Which would make six.
Or with me, seven. Never could figure that one out.
O-or maybe become Dragon Warrior.
[chuckles] Well that's sort of a universe-choosey thing.
So unless you've got some sort of pull with the universe...
[chuckles]
You don't, do you?
There he is!
All: That's him, that's him!
I get this a lot.
Hey guys, you enjoy the...
Could we have your autograph, Peng?
Oh, come on. Naw, not me.
Go on, it's okay. Enjoy it.
I know I do.
[chuckles] Anybody? I'm right here.
I'm available for a couple minutes.
I can... sign for you. My hand works!
It's great, I'm... right-t... you got a picture?
And this is where the magic happens.
[chains jingling] [grunting]
[blades whizzing]
[mechanical noises]
Nice job today, kid. Wanna take the training hall for a spin?
Really? I-I mean could I?
- I-I don't know if I can... - Go ahead.
Easy, sport, it's a wee bit tougher than it looks.
Probably wanna start where I did over h...
[kung fu yells]
Hoo yah!
[blades thunk]
[dummy ratchets]
- That was amazing! - Oh, I'll say.
I mean, you got the hang of that a lot faster than, uh...
some guys... I've heard of in... song.
- Excellent job. - Kid, you've got a future.
Seriously, listen to the Monkey. [smack]
Oof!
[grumbles]
[crunching]
Po! [gasps] Come quickly!
Uh, Zeng, what is it?
An emergency that only the Dragon Warrior
and not some young new guy can handle?
- Uh, no, actually, uh... - [sighs] You're right.
I'm being silly. I mean, it was my idea
for Peng to train at the Jade Palace.
- Well, there's a... - Big deal if people think he's cool.
I mean, doesn't mean he's gonna swoop in and replace me or anything.
- Uh, I suppose. - Of course he's not.
Thanks, Zeng. Sometimes a panda just has to vent.
Uh, you're late for the jubilee feast.
The jubilee feast! I completely forgot.
My crown! Good talk, buddy.
[laughs] Without my sparkling Dragon Warrior banter,
these feasts can be so... boring.
[crowd laughs]
[laughs]
- Dad? - Shh! Quiet, Po.
And finally,
he took the pots and said, "I never even wanted the lids."
[laughter]
[bangs table]
It's funny because it's true!
Ha. What, uh... hey, what's... what's so funny?
I was a little late, so I missed the...
And you... you really did that thing with your foot?
Hey, uh, what foot thing? Huh, I... I like foot stories.
I like to talk about feet. [chuckles]
[crowd laughing]
Tell me! [silence]
Uh, tell me how you're all enjoying the feast.
It's great, grab a seat.
Oh, sorry Dragon Warrior. I'm in your chair.
Oh, nonsense, Po doesn't mind finding another seat.
- Do you, Po? - Uh, well, I... I guess not.
Uh, Peng, Peng! Do your Po impression again. [chuckles]
- Oh, I don't know. - No. Really. I'd... love to see it.
It's more of a tribute, really.
[Po impression] "Behold!
The awesome power of the dragon... are those dumplings?"
[chomping]
[dish clatters]
[laughter]
- He got you there, huh, son? - Ha. That's. Funny.
Everyone likes Peng better than me.
He even made Tigress laugh. I didn't know she did that!
[sighs] Relax, Po. You're still... [yawns] the Dragon Warrior.
Peng [chuckles] is just passing through.
We're no match for them.
We need the Dragon Warrior.
[boom]
- Shaka... - Booie!
[grunting]
[weapons clang to ground]
Wait, what am I supposed to do?
[rip] Wha...
[rip]
[thud]
[screams]
[whimpering]
No, I won't let him.
- Master Shifu. - Oh, Po, there you are.
I need to talk to you about something.
- Yeah, but I... - I've been thinking about what you said.
- You mean no pants Fridays? - No.
But all you said about a fresh face and the new guy.
About showing everyone that the Jade Palace
is looking to the future... quite profound.
Well, in a pinch, I can go profound. [chuckles]
That's why I think the closing ceremony Tai Chi
should be performed by Peng.
- Peng? - He's quite special.
- [high-pitched] Peng? - Then we're agreed.
- [higher-pitched] Peng? - I'll take him the crown.
- You didn't give it to me. - Oh... sorry.
- Po? - Uh, you know what?
[chuckles] I'll give it to Peng.
I mean, after all, it was my brilliant idea to bring him here, right?
Good, be quick. The ceremony is tonight.
[sighs]
You can count on me.
Thanks so much. It's for my Mother.
Your moms huh? You want me to...
Greetings, Dragon Warrior.
Hey, I've got some news from Shifu.
Uh...
- Uh... - Is something wrong?
Yes? Y... yeah, yeah you have to go.
What? This... this is your desire?
Uh, yeah, yeah... well no.
Not... not me, uh, Shifu. [chuckles]
Yeah, you're just not making the cut and he, not
me, uh thinks it would be better if you just left.
I-I-I'm hurt.
Wow, right, I mean, tough... tough break.
They... Shifu... they're tough around...
But I thought...
this is... I can't believe that you invited me here,
and now you say I'm not good enough?!
- Uh... - I'll prove to Shifu he's wrong!
He's wrong!
- Wait, no, no, Peng! - You'll see.
Peng, Peng!
You'll all see!
So, Peng, are you...
Where's Peng?
Uh, he said, uh... odd, uh... "no thanks."
- What? Really? - Yeah, can you believe it?
He admitted he was just using us to get famous so he left.
Using us? Using us? Hmm.
I guess it was too much to ask him to be so skilled
and to be honest and pure of heart. Like you, Dragon Warrior.
[guilty chuckle]
[screams] Oh, man!
What did I...[pants] I gotta find Peng.
[hums]
[humming] Temutai, Temutai, that is...
- What are you doing here? - They threw me out of the Jade Palace!
They think I'm not strong enough!
And I'm here to show them they're wrong!
[laughs] Yes, by training with me!
No, by showing them that I can destroy you!
That's... different!
After I defeat you, Shifu will see what real strength is!
Perhaps you could just do some bench presses!
[wood crashes]
[sword slashes]
[bowls clatter] [sword thunks]
[thud]
Ha!
Whoa!
[growls]
Uncle have you seen my...
Nope, not in here.
I never liked that kid!
Oof!
[laughs]
Now you will... [tent tears]
[wood slices]
Why?!
Yah!
[metal rings]
- Dragon Warrior? - You? Are defending me?
Yeah. Ha. Weird huh?
Out of my way so I can finish him!
No, Peng, stop.
I've practiced my kung fu with no expectations,
no plans, no dreams...
until you gave me one!
And then, Shifu snatched it away!
Oof!
You okay?
No, I'm not and it's your fault! [growls]
Wait, are you and you after him and him, or me?
Both: Yes!
Welcome to the closing ceremony of this jubilee
in celebration of peace.
[crash] [combat yells]
Wa ta!
[crash] Huh?
[crowd yelling, objects thudding]
Aaaahhh!
Quickly, help Po!
None shall disturb king Temutai
while he vanquishes your Dragon Warrior.
Ya ha hoo!
Hopefully no one will disturb us while we vanquish you.
Uh?
Wait, no, Peng, stop!
No, no, no.
[tap tap]
Stop it!!!
[bubble pops]
- Peng, you don't understand. - Understand what?
I lied, Peng. Shifu didn't want you gone.
[sighs] I did.
What? W-what are you saying?
It's just that all of a sudden, everyone was like, "dig Peng."
And then you got all liking it and I was jealous and mad,
and I... I wanted to wear this stupid crown.
Listen, the thing of it is, um, uh, everybody having a good time?
Get on with it!
Look, this isn't "the Po's a whiny baby underpants
and somebody's cooler than him" jubilee.
It's the Peace jubilee.
[sighs] Peng... I'm sorry.
And so am I. I apologize for my anger, Dragon Warrior.
I like the jaunty angle! [both laugh]
J-jaunty angle.
Well, this is certainly one Peace jubilee we won't soon forget.
You mean because I almost ruined everything?
- Yes. - Right.
Uh, let's get this jubilee on the road!
[crowd cheers]
Now, Po, it's time to do the ceremonial Tai Chi.
Oh, yeah, right. We can do it together.
[gong rings]
[crickets chirp]
So, you wanna come back and train with us?
Perhaps when I finish my travels. I am searching for my uncle.
Really, who's your uncle?
His name is Tai Lung.
[dramatic music]
-- Sync by Rafael UPD -- www.addic7ed.com
corrections & webdl resync by f1nc0 -- addic7ed.com --