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[gong rings]

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<i>? Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda! ?  </i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom! ?</i>

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<i>? Raised in a noodle shop ?</i>

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<i>? never seeking glory or fame ?</i>

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<i>? he climbed the mountain top ?</i>

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<i>? and earned
the Dragon Warrior name. ?</i>

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<i>? Hu! Ah! Ya! ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda! ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

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<i>? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ?</i>

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<i>? and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda. ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

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<i>? He lives, he trains ?</i>

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<i>? and he fights
with the Furious Five ?</i>

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<i>? protect the Valley
somethin' somethin' ?</i>

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<i>? somethin' somethin' alive ?</i>

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<i>? Oh! Ah! Uh! ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda ?</i>

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<i>? Legends of awesomeness. ?</i>

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Sweet.

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<b>1x16 - Ladies of the Shade</b>

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<i>sync by Rafael UPD, corrections by f1nc0
-- www.addic7ed.com --</i>

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[crowd laughs, exclaims]

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Hey, what's all the fuss...

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[crowd laughs]

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- Whoa.
- Oh, Po, it's so beautiful.

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- The dancing?
- No, the potential customers.

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- Now, get out there.
- I don't know, Dad.

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[gasps] That's fine.
After all I've done for my little boy.

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If the shop closes, I'll find work.

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Maybe sweeping dirt from
the corners of my broken heart.

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- [sighs] Okay.
- Right.

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You spin it!
People love that.

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And here are some
free noodle coupons.

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- Wait, free noodles?
- No, free coupons.

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Don't forget to smile.

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[crowd applauds]

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[crowd laughs, exclaims]

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[crowd cheers]

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What... okay.
I'm not very good.

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Whoa!

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Oof!

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[crowd laughs]

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Whoo!
Yeah!

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Great!

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- Help!
- Thief! Stop him!

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<i>Oh, wait, hey!</i>

50
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Hey, buddy, where you going?
Jail's that way.

51
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Uh, wait, it's actually
that way. Over there.

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[growls]

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Hya!

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Oof!

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- Yah!
- Oof!

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[grunts]

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Whoa!

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Oof!

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<i>All: Ooh!</i>

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Wah!

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Ooh.

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Don't forget to spin the sign.

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Ha!

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<i>Help!</i>

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People love spinning signs.
[crowd cheers]

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[cats giggle]

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Thank you so much.
This is everything we own.

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Pff, that...
aw, it was nothing.

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Just part of
the whole Dragon Warrior

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job description thing.
[chuckles]

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Wait, Dragon Warrior?

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Ha. It's the honor
of a thousand lifetimes

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to be in your presence.

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Whoa, that's a long time.

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We are the Ladies of the shade.

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I am Su.
These two are the twins.

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[twins giggle]

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And this adorable little lotus
flower is known as Song.

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Uh, hey, I'm Po.

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And this is my Dad.

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Mm-hmm.

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Song, we've got to get
into the Jade Palace.

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I want that Dragon chalice.
Get him to say yes!

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Think you can handle him?

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As long as I don't
have to pick him up.

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Po, would you show me
around the village?

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Yes, I would love
to show you around!

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<i>Come on! Eh?</i>

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<i>Eat at Mr. Ping's noodle shop...</i>

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[snack]

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[squeaking]

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- Trust me.
- Whoa!

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<i>Woo hoo!
[screams]</i>

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[both yelling]

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Yeah!

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[silly noises]

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[nervous laugh]

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A heart.

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Wait until you see this.

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- It looks like your...
- Huh?

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[both laugh]

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Well, that was a fun day, Po.

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- No. [laughs]
- Yes, it was.

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- Oh, stop it.
- Aah!

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- Oh, sorry!
- [laughs] That's okay.

106
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Po, there's something
I need to tell you.

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You can tell me anything.
We're like best friends now.

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Well, that's good because
I wanted to say...

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You're like, the first girl
I've ever been best friends with.

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Yes, I like you too.

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- Which is why I can't stay.
- What? Why?

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About our dance troupe,
we're actually here...

113
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Oh, there you two lovebirds are.

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[laughs] Lovebirds.
Yeah, right.

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- So, Song, did you ask him?
- Ask me what?

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If I can re-enact the battle of
sorrow hill with action figures?

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'Cause I can.

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[giggles]

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You didn't get him to say yes?

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Oh, forget it.
Leave this to me.

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It's just the Jade Palace is so big.

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And the sad reality of it is
we have no place to stay.

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But why?

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We once lived in
a place darkened with evil.

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<i>[lightning rumbles]</i>

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<i>We spent most of
our lives as captives,</i>

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<i>forced to dance
for the amusement</i>

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<i>of the barbarian warlord.</i>

129
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<i>- A rhinoceros warlord?
- Actually, it was a crocodile.</i>

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<i>For years, we lived
under his iron boot.</i>

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<i>[thud]
Dancing, dancing, dancing!</i>

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<i>Until one day,
we got a chance at escape.</i>

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<i>[lightning rumbles]</i>

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<i>We ran,
and we never looked back.</i>

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<i>After that, we thought
our lives would be better.</i>

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<i>Cool!</i>

137
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<i>- But we were wrong.
- Bummer.</i>

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<i>We roamed from town to town
with no food, no comfort,</i>

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<i>searching for a place to call home.</i>

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<i>But everywhere we went,
we were shunned.</i>

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Now we're outcasts without
even a place for the night.

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And poor Song,
the darkness frightens you so.

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Po, are you listening?

144
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<i>But the magnificent Dragon Warrior,</i>

145
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<i>master of hospitality,
would come to the rescue!</i>

146
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<i>Po, can you help us?</i>

147
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Uh, you know I am
the Dragon Warrior, right?

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I mean, I do help people,
and Song is my friend and...

149
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Ah, what the heck,
what's one night?

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You ladies are invited
to stay at the Jade Palace.

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[gasps]
How wonderful.

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Both: [giggle]

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Please allow us to show
our thanks with a personal

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performance for you and
the legendary Furious Five.

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[whooshing sounds]

156
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Shifu's gonna love
strangers in the Jade Palace.

157
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Mantis, isn't it our duty to
help poor unfortunates in need who

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happen to be amazingly awesome
dancers doing like, a free show?!

159
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- Yeah!
- Shh!

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What do you know about
these dancing ladies?

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That they're ladies...
and they dance.

162
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- Shh, Po!
- I don't trust them.

163
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You don't trust anyone.
You don't even trust the mailman,

164
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and he's been
coming here for 30 years.

165
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- Planning something for 30 years.
- Shh, I'm trying to watch here.

166
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Whoa!

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[gasps]
Thieves!

168
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You always believe
the worst about pe...

169
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Hya!

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[chalice clangs]

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[gasps]

172
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<i>All right, ladies, drop the act.
Your performance is over.</i>

173
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Actually, our performance
is just about to start.

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[blades clink]

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<i>Wah!</i>

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<i>All: Hi-yah! </i>

177
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<i>All: Ha!</i>

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[crash]

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Ah!
[taps parasol]

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Ha!

181
00:10:07,421 --> 00:10:08,386
[arm blades ring]
Hai!

182
00:10:11,591 --> 00:10:12,591
Aah!

183
00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:15,060
[fighting sounds]

184
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Song, why are you doing this?
I thought we were friends.

185
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- I tried to tell you.
- What, that you're a liar?

186
00:10:21,535 --> 00:10:25,070
- And that I'm a sucker?
- No, Po, it's not like that.

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[combat yells]

188
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I showed you how
my butt looks like a heart.

189
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- Something I will always treasure.
- Less talk, more hitting!

190
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,947
Ha.
[cat screeches]

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[crash]

192
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Ha!

193
00:10:43,789 --> 00:10:45,557
[gas hisses]

194
00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,459
[coughs]

195
00:10:47,461 --> 00:10:52,664
<i>[all punching and kicking]</i>

196
00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:54,099
- Huh?
- Wha...

197
00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:58,637
Um, some... show, huh?
[nervous chuckle]

198
00:10:58,639 --> 00:11:00,171
Nice work, Po.

199
00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:02,674
- I didn't know they...
- What were you thinking?!

200
00:11:02,676 --> 00:11:04,943
They said they needed
a place to stay.

201
00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:08,847
Because of a warlord,
with an iron... boot.

202
00:11:08,849 --> 00:11:12,183
Po, they lied to you.

203
00:11:12,185 --> 00:11:14,619
They got away with
Shifu's Dragon chalice.

204
00:11:14,621 --> 00:11:18,657
- Oogway gave that to him.
- Those lying liars!

205
00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:20,659
And now the hall of warriors is wrecked

206
00:11:20,661 --> 00:11:23,762
and Master Shifu's
gonna be back at any time.

207
00:11:23,764 --> 00:11:25,964
We have to get Shifu's Dragon chalice.

208
00:11:25,966 --> 00:11:28,300
Oh, you can count on that.

209
00:11:28,302 --> 00:11:30,335
I'm gonna teach
those ladies a lesson.

210
00:11:30,337 --> 00:11:32,404
By myself.
Solo mission.

211
00:11:32,406 --> 00:11:34,773
<i>One-panda army.
Lone wolf.</i>

212
00:11:34,775 --> 00:11:36,107
Mano-a-parasol ladies.

213
00:11:36,109 --> 00:11:37,842
[vase clatters]

214
00:11:37,844 --> 00:11:40,512
[sighs]
Crane and I will go too.

215
00:11:40,514 --> 00:11:42,047
Maybe the rest of you
can square away the hall

216
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,448
before Shifu returns.

217
00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,850
Fine. Luckily we've
had a lot of practice

218
00:11:45,852 --> 00:11:48,648
at cleaning up Po's messes.

219
00:12:02,668 --> 00:12:05,604
<i>Their trail leads into that canyon.</i>

220
00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:12,510
I feel like I've been here before.

221
00:12:12,512 --> 00:12:17,382
This canyon has a name.
What is it?

222
00:12:17,384 --> 00:12:20,051
Canyon of the moon rabbit?
No.

223
00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:25,890
Ooh, canyon of
the nine-headed black tortoise.

224
00:12:25,892 --> 00:12:27,626
No.

225
00:12:27,628 --> 00:12:30,462
[wind shrieks]

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00:12:30,464 --> 00:12:32,631
[hisses]

227
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:36,146
Canyon of the shrieking wind!
Yeah!

228
00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:37,369
[whoosh]

229
00:12:37,371 --> 00:12:39,170
[gasps]
No!

230
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,706
[wind picks up]
[screams]

231
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,575
[screams]

232
00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:44,709
Oof!

233
00:12:44,711 --> 00:12:45,910
[rattles]

234
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Grab hold of my legs!

235
00:12:50,651 --> 00:12:53,485
[grunting]

236
00:12:53,487 --> 00:12:57,255
[screams]

237
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[all yell, grunt]

238
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- The Ladies of the shade!
- Wow.

239
00:13:03,263 --> 00:13:05,997
If we storm in there,
we'll never find the chalice.

240
00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:08,900
I think I know a lady
who can help us.

241
00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:10,435
Take us down.

242
00:13:10,437 --> 00:13:11,870
[thud]
Ooh!

243
00:13:20,179 --> 00:13:21,546
[sniff sniff]

244
00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:25,950
Halt, what do you want?!

245
00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:29,621
[high-pitched]
Hello!

246
00:13:29,623 --> 00:13:32,490
<i>This'll never work.</i>

247
00:13:32,492 --> 00:13:35,060
- Hello!
- Okay, maybe once.

248
00:13:35,062 --> 00:13:37,996
I'm just a wandering parasol lady

249
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:40,065
hoping to join the Ladies of the shade

250
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:44,069
with its merriment
and fanciful dancing skills.

251
00:13:44,071 --> 00:13:48,373
Hmm, I've never seen a parasol
lady quite like you before.

252
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,442
[giggles]
Thank you.

253
00:13:50,444 --> 00:13:53,244
Finally, a lady my size.

254
00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:55,213
[giggles]
You're silly.

255
00:13:55,215 --> 00:13:57,348
 - Ow.
- Ow.

256
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:58,983
Very silly.
[thud, smack]

257
00:13:58,985 --> 00:14:03,555
Silly, silly, silly, silly...

258
00:14:03,557 --> 00:14:05,890
- Silly! [smack]
- Hey, wait a minute!

259
00:14:05,892 --> 00:14:08,393
[regular voice]
Sorry, no can do.

260
00:14:08,395 --> 00:14:09,761
Ooh!

261
00:14:09,763 --> 00:14:11,029
[thud]
Ah!

262
00:14:11,031 --> 00:14:13,732
[doors creak]

263
00:14:13,734 --> 00:14:16,134
Whoa, that was awesome.

264
00:14:16,136 --> 00:14:18,703
We're like a dynamic duo,
only with three.

265
00:14:18,705 --> 00:14:21,072
Who fight evil.
And pretend to be a lady.

266
00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:23,380
I'm not sure I followed all that.

267
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:27,112
[sneaky music]

268
00:14:31,752 --> 00:14:33,184
[high-pitched]
Hello.

269
00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:34,219
Oh, hi.

270
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,663
Hi there. Hello.

271
00:14:35,698 --> 00:14:38,723
[giggles] Oh, hi.
Oh, I love your shirt.

272
00:14:38,725 --> 00:14:41,025
[giggles]
Hello.

273
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:43,228
They're buying it,
they're buying it.

274
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,730
I'm a pretty special lady.
He he he.

275
00:14:45,732 --> 00:14:46,965
[high-pitched]
Hello, ladies.

276
00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:47,966
Hello...
[gasps]

277
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:50,301
<i>There's Song!</i>

278
00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:52,170
Po, we've gotta
find the chalice.

279
00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:56,074
She gave me an owie on my heart!

280
00:14:56,076 --> 00:14:57,823
<i>Po!</i>

281
00:14:57,978 --> 00:14:59,811
<i>Both: Here for you pedicure?</i>

282
00:14:59,813 --> 00:15:01,246
A pedicure?

283
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:06,818
That sounds horribl...
hoo hoo that's nice.

284
00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,720
Wow, look at her toenails.

285
00:15:08,722 --> 00:15:11,256
I've never seen feet
this mangled before.

286
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,424
Ugh, my feet!

287
00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:15,727
We just walked back
from the Valley of Peace.

288
00:15:15,729 --> 00:15:20,265
Ahem, excuse me, but how
was the Valley of Peace?

289
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,901
Oh, it was, uh...

290
00:15:22,903 --> 00:15:25,904
Fun? Successful?
Did you meet anyone there?

291
00:15:25,906 --> 00:15:27,172
Like maybe someone who you

292
00:15:27,174 --> 00:15:28,673
[normal voice]
became friends with

293
00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:30,308
and then
decided to trick and like

294
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:32,377
totally deceive them
and make them feel bad

295
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,579
after they gave you
a butt shaped like a heart?

296
00:15:34,581 --> 00:15:36,848
What do you mean I...
Po?!

297
00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:38,049
No, uh...

298
00:15:38,051 --> 00:15:40,351
[high-pitched]
No, Po? [giggles]

299
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:44,756
Who's Po?
I mean, I, um, stepping away.

300
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:45,757
Po!

301
00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:46,925
[thud]

302
00:15:46,927 --> 00:15:48,293
Oof!

303
00:15:50,262 --> 00:15:53,198
- Su.
- You know my name?

304
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:57,068
Who... who...
who doesn't know of Su

305
00:15:57,070 --> 00:16:01,206
and her amazing parasol dancing?
[giggles]

306
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:03,541
I'm Ling Ling-a...
Ming-a Ling Ling.

307
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:04,542
Nice.

308
00:16:04,544 --> 00:16:08,746
- Here to...
- Yes?

309
00:16:08,748 --> 00:16:12,116
Uh...
dance for you!

310
00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:15,420
Wonderful!
And dance you will.

311
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:16,988
Music!
[claps]

312
00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:17,956
[gong rings]

313
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:20,959
[fast-paced music]

314
00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:32,604
Huh. She's light on her feet.
Who knew?

315
00:16:32,606 --> 00:16:35,540
[applause]

316
00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:43,147
<i>[whispers] Okay, I got 'em
where I want 'em.</i>

317
00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:44,749
<i>I'm gonna dance
over by the chalice.</i>

318
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:47,452
<i>Viper, grab it, then Crane,
grab Viper and take off.</i>

319
00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:49,220
<i>- What about you?
- I'll distract them</i>

320
00:16:49,222 --> 00:16:52,590
<i>so that you guys can get out.
Then we'll meet up later.</i>

321
00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:55,693
[music continues]

322
00:16:55,695 --> 00:16:56,694
Oh!

323
00:16:56,696 --> 00:16:58,096
I think I might know you...

324
00:16:58,098 --> 00:17:02,734
- Dragon Warrior.
- Viper, Crane, go!

325
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:08,406
Ha!

326
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:12,477
[combat yells]

327
00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:14,646
[thunk] Oof!
Ugh.

328
00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:17,482
Oh, uh...
[laughs] that was quick.

329
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:21,019
I was thinking a little bigger finish.

330
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:21,953
[blades clink]

331
00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:30,589
<i>Both: You'll never
get out of here alive! </i>

332
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,157
Oh, yes, I will.

333
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:34,460
Because I'm like
nothing you've ever seen.

334
00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:38,631
I'm the Dragon Wa...
[yells in pain]

335
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:40,566
I just stubbed my
little piggy who stays home.

336
00:17:40,568 --> 00:17:42,234
<i>[all yell]</i>

337
00:17:42,236 --> 00:17:44,637
- They got Po.
- He'll be all right.

338
00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:47,204
<i>We need to get
the chalice out first.</i>

339
00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:49,241
Hizah!

340
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:57,149
Ah!

341
00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:58,917
[screams]

342
00:17:58,919 --> 00:18:00,319
[grunts]

343
00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:01,420
Ha!

344
00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:03,555
Come on.
Nothing's gonna surprise me.

345
00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:05,290
[crash] Ah!

346
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,526
Except maybe that.

347
00:18:07,528 --> 00:18:08,527
[chalice clangs]

348
00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:09,595
<i>The chalice!</i>

349
00:18:09,597 --> 00:18:11,430
<i>All: Ah!
[yells]</i>

350
00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:15,034
[chalice jingles]

351
00:18:15,036 --> 00:18:16,035
[thunk]

352
00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:18,337
[rattles]
Ha!

353
00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:19,872
Let's dance.

354
00:18:27,614 --> 00:18:28,781
[all scream]

355
00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:29,682
Wa!

356
00:18:32,552 --> 00:18:35,301
- Where's the chalice?
- Viper's got it.

357
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:38,991
- That is so cool.
- She has the chalice.

358
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,494
[yells]

359
00:18:46,132 --> 00:18:48,967
You guys go.
Meet me at the canyon.

360
00:18:48,969 --> 00:18:50,102
Ha!

361
00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:51,203
Pardon.

362
00:18:52,272 --> 00:18:53,372
[smash]
Oof!

363
00:18:56,242 --> 00:18:58,077
Whoa, tiny parasols.
Cool.

364
00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:00,713
[parasols whistle]
Aah, oh, eee...

365
00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:01,880
Uh, not cool.

366
00:19:04,951 --> 00:19:07,052
<i>Yah!</i>

367
00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:10,456
- Song, you're here!
- I heard you could use a friend.

368
00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:18,297
<i>All: [combat yells]</i>

369
00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:21,333
Come on!
Oof!

370
00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:22,868
What do you think you're doing?

371
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:26,271
Well, you're evil, so we're escaping.

372
00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:29,274
- You'll have to get past me first.
- That's easy.

373
00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:31,910
One of you, two of us.

374
00:19:31,912 --> 00:19:33,846
Ah!

375
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:40,686
- And hundreds of them.
- What should we do?

376
00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:43,489
[cracks neck]

377
00:19:43,491 --> 00:19:44,556
Run!

378
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:47,793
Ah!

379
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,028
[grunts]

380
00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:53,966
[all yell]

381
00:19:56,136 --> 00:19:59,371
Po, heads!
Let's go.

382
00:20:01,207 --> 00:20:04,543
[all yelling]

383
00:20:04,545 --> 00:20:06,945
<i>The wind.</i>

384
00:20:06,947 --> 00:20:09,047
[wind whistling]

385
00:20:09,049 --> 00:20:10,616
<i>That's it, the wind!</i>

386
00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:13,552
Po, what are you doing?

387
00:20:13,554 --> 00:20:17,556
Trust me.
And close your umbrella.

388
00:20:19,692 --> 00:20:20,726
Ha!

389
00:20:20,728 --> 00:20:21,727
[whooshing]

390
00:20:21,729 --> 00:20:23,996
[all scream]

391
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:27,533
[smack]

392
00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:33,972
[growls]

393
00:20:33,974 --> 00:20:37,075
So, what do you say you and I

394
00:20:37,077 --> 00:20:39,111
head back to the Valley of Peace, hmm?

395
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:42,614
Actually, I was thinking
the ladies need a new leader.

396
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,283
Someone that can get
them away from a life

397
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,885
of thievery and into honest work.

398
00:20:46,887 --> 00:20:48,954
[chuckles]
Well, I'd love to.

399
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,457
But I got a lot on my plate
right now as the Dragon Warrior.

400
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,894
- I was talking about me.
- Oh, uh, yeah.

401
00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:57,996
[laughs]
That makes a lot more sense.

402
00:20:57,998 --> 00:20:59,364
You'd be perfect.

403
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,733
[wind howls]

404
00:21:01,735 --> 00:21:06,538
- Sounds like my ride's here.
- Yeah. [chuckles]

405
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:09,308
I uh, have a little something for you.

406
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,910
<i>I will always treasure it.</i>

407
00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:15,047
- It's my butt.
- I know. [kiss]

408
00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:19,985
<i>Good-bye, Po!</i>

409
00:21:23,056 --> 00:21:27,159
We did it!
We got the Dragon chalice back.

410
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,160
<i>Po!</i>

411
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,729
Uh, Master Shifu.
[chuckles] You're back.

412
00:21:30,731 --> 00:21:33,165
Yes, and trying
to rest from the journey.

413
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,900
Please lower your voice.

414
00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:36,735
Has anyone seen
the Dragon chalice?

415
00:21:36,737 --> 00:21:38,136
I have a ceremony coming up.

416
00:21:38,138 --> 00:21:41,573
Uh... shooting star!

417
00:21:41,575 --> 00:21:44,776
Oh, uh, is this the chalice
you were looking for?

418
00:21:44,778 --> 00:21:48,329
Yes...
is that lipstick?

419
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,117
Lip... lipstick?
Wha... [laughs]

420
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:53,652
Aw, who uses lipstick?

421
00:21:53,654 --> 00:21:55,787
A girl, that's who,
and there's none of those here.

422
00:21:55,789 --> 00:21:57,022
[knuckles crack]

423
00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,792
Enjoy your Dragon chalice,
Master Shifu.

424
00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:06,131
[broom drops]

425
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:07,732
Hmm.

426
00:22:09,422 --> 00:22:12,590
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