1 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:18,917 [gong rings] 2 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,085 ? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ? 3 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:25,289 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ? 4 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,191 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,926 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 6 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,227 ? he climbed the mountain top ? 7 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:32,396 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ? 8 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,764 ? Hu! Ah! Ya! ? 9 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,532 ? Kung Fu Panda! ? 10 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:38,135 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ? 11 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:41,638 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 12 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,175 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 13 00:00:45,177 --> 00:00:47,044 ? Kung Fu Panda. ? 14 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,947 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ? 15 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,014 ? He lives, he trains ? 16 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,717 ? and he fights with the Furious Five ? 17 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:55,419 ? protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ? 18 00:00:55,421 --> 00:00:56,720 ? somethin' somethin' alive ? 19 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,021 ? Oh! Ah! Uh! ? 20 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:01,056 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 21 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,126 ? Legends of awesomeness. ? 22 00:01:03,785 --> 00:01:04,985 Sweet. 23 00:01:05,972 --> 00:01:09,332 1x19 - Challenge Day 24 00:01:10,677 --> 00:01:14,490 sync by Rafael UPD, corrections by f1nc0 - - www.addic7ed.com - - 25 00:01:18,722 --> 00:01:19,856 That's it. 26 00:01:19,858 --> 00:01:24,627 Only by achieving inner peace can a true kung fu master unfold... 27 00:01:24,629 --> 00:01:27,063 like a lotus flower. 28 00:01:27,065 --> 00:01:28,898 [roars] 29 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,833 Is that all you got? 30 00:01:30,835 --> 00:01:33,836 [grunting] 31 00:01:33,838 --> 00:01:37,473 Calm, peaceful, relaxed... 32 00:01:37,475 --> 00:01:40,569 [gasps] Where's Po? 33 00:01:41,795 --> 00:01:45,231 It's going to take more than that to defeat the Dragon Warrior. 34 00:01:45,233 --> 00:01:47,600 Shaka-booey! Kee-ya! 35 00:01:47,602 --> 00:01:49,935 Everyone, get ready. 36 00:01:49,937 --> 00:01:51,270 [Po grunts] 37 00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:55,674 [grunting] Come on. [thud] 38 00:01:55,676 --> 00:01:56,709 Come on, you... 39 00:01:56,711 --> 00:01:59,345 Just... want... to take... a nap. 40 00:01:59,347 --> 00:02:04,617 Take that, hammock. Oh, hey, guys. [chuckles] 41 00:02:05,089 --> 00:02:07,239 How goes the meditating? 42 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:12,224 It was fine untill we rush to save you from your attacker! 43 00:02:12,226 --> 00:02:15,661 Huh? Oh, yeah. Sweet hammock, huh? 44 00:02:16,696 --> 00:02:18,931 [fabric strains] Whoa! 45 00:02:18,933 --> 00:02:20,232 [screams] 46 00:02:20,234 --> 00:02:21,634 Ooh! [guffaws] 47 00:02:21,636 --> 00:02:23,235 Oh, uh... There we go. 48 00:02:23,237 --> 00:02:25,871 See? Uh... guys? 49 00:02:25,873 --> 00:02:28,207 [grunting] 50 00:02:28,209 --> 00:02:29,775 Ooh. 51 00:02:29,777 --> 00:02:32,845 Master Shifu, can we postpone meditation 52 00:02:32,847 --> 00:02:34,046 and head into the training hall? 53 00:02:34,048 --> 00:02:37,249 Suddenly I'm in the mood to hit something. 54 00:02:37,251 --> 00:02:40,452 Someone needs to work on her inner peace... 55 00:02:40,454 --> 00:02:45,291 - and outer hostility. - Since you skipped meditation, 56 00:02:45,293 --> 00:02:47,559 will you be joining us in the training hall? 57 00:02:47,561 --> 00:02:51,463 Yeah... I kind of pulled my gluttonous maximus 58 00:02:51,465 --> 00:02:52,865 wrestling with the hammock here, 59 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:55,434 so, uh... think I'll just chill a little. 60 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:59,471 Po, napping is not what being the Dragon Warrior is about. 61 00:02:59,473 --> 00:03:02,675 Are you sure? I mean, let's talk about this after my nap. 62 00:03:02,677 --> 00:03:05,477 I mean, I'll still be the Dragon Warrior when I wake up, right? 63 00:03:05,479 --> 00:03:08,714 It's not like I'll suddenly be unchosen by the universe. 64 00:03:08,716 --> 00:03:11,850 [snoring] 65 00:03:14,988 --> 00:03:18,223 Your tea, Master Shifu. 66 00:03:18,225 --> 00:03:21,293 - Something the matter? - [sighs] It's the panda. 67 00:03:21,295 --> 00:03:25,164 He seems to have forgotten what it means to be the Dragon Warrior. 68 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:27,966 I need to find a way to shake him from his... 69 00:03:27,968 --> 00:03:29,601 complacency. 70 00:03:29,603 --> 00:03:33,038 [chuckles] Good luck. [tray crashes] It's just that... 71 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,742 Well, even if he... doesn't do his meditating or his training, 72 00:03:36,744 --> 00:03:40,646 or, well, anything, he's still the Dragon Warrior. 73 00:03:40,648 --> 00:03:45,150 [sighs] You're right, Zeng. Unless... 74 00:03:45,152 --> 00:03:46,819 [gasps] Zeng. 75 00:03:46,821 --> 00:03:49,755 I have an important message for you to take to the village. 76 00:03:49,757 --> 00:03:53,525 You want us to go spend the day at the Xiu Xhan hot springs? 77 00:03:53,527 --> 00:03:55,994 Yes. You've all been training very hard 78 00:03:55,996 --> 00:03:59,531 - and deserve a day of relaxation. - What does that mean? 79 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:01,867 - It's just that I appreciate... - No. 80 00:04:01,869 --> 00:04:06,038 - What does "relaxation" mean? - I'll explain it to you on the way. 81 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,574 - What about Po? - He's not going. 82 00:04:08,576 --> 00:04:10,342 Does he know that? 83 00:04:10,344 --> 00:04:13,679 Xiu Xhan hot springs! I can already feel your bubbles 84 00:04:13,681 --> 00:04:17,716 - tickling my tushy. - You're staying here. 85 00:04:18,957 --> 00:04:23,022 Oh, no! Aw, I really need a break. 86 00:04:23,144 --> 00:04:25,090 I was dreaming all night that I was awake. 87 00:04:25,092 --> 00:04:26,725 It was exhausting! 88 00:04:26,727 --> 00:04:29,795 I have urgent Dragon Warrior business for you to handle. 89 00:04:29,797 --> 00:04:32,364 Dragon Warrior business? Sweet. 90 00:04:32,366 --> 00:04:34,299 What do we got? Roving bandits? 91 00:04:34,301 --> 00:04:35,367 A kidnapped princess? 92 00:04:35,369 --> 00:04:37,870 Undead vampire warriors feasting upon the living? 93 00:04:42,475 --> 00:04:47,045 I need you to go to the village and get me... an apple. 94 00:04:47,047 --> 00:04:49,314 - An apple? - An apple. 95 00:04:49,316 --> 00:04:51,049 - An apple? - An apple. 96 00:04:51,051 --> 00:04:52,718 - An apple. - An apple. 97 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,753 - An apple? - An apple. 98 00:04:54,755 --> 00:04:56,822 I'm sorry, an apple? 99 00:04:56,824 --> 00:04:57,923 An apple. 100 00:04:57,925 --> 00:04:59,324 - An apple? - An apple. 101 00:04:59,326 --> 00:05:03,095 - 'Cause I could do more than that. - I know. Just an apple will do. 102 00:05:03,097 --> 00:05:04,997 - Seriously? - Yes. 103 00:05:04,999 --> 00:05:06,231 - Really? - Yes. 104 00:05:06,233 --> 00:05:09,101 - I mean, just, like red? - Any kind of apple will do. 105 00:05:09,103 --> 00:05:10,602 You mean, you just want me to go... 106 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:12,905 - And get an apple. - An apple. 107 00:05:16,109 --> 00:05:17,609 Get him an apple? 108 00:05:17,611 --> 00:05:20,145 What's... what's so important about that? 109 00:05:30,390 --> 00:05:31,957 Ayieee! 110 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:35,761 Hey, what's going on little guy? Had a bad day? 111 00:05:35,763 --> 00:05:36,929 [scurrying] 112 00:05:36,931 --> 00:05:38,363 Uh... hey, Muh Lin. 113 00:05:38,365 --> 00:05:41,133 [slaps hand] I'll take one of the... ooh! 114 00:05:41,135 --> 00:05:46,004 [chuckles] Uh, butterfingers, huh? I just need one of those... 115 00:05:46,006 --> 00:05:48,207 Huh? Ooh! 116 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:50,242 Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! 117 00:05:50,244 --> 00:05:54,880 [grunting] 118 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,250 Easy... don't want to hurt you. 119 00:05:58,252 --> 00:06:00,319 Just... calm down and... 120 00:06:00,321 --> 00:06:01,920 [crashes] 121 00:06:04,023 --> 00:06:06,592 I'll, uh... I'll just get one down the... 122 00:06:06,594 --> 00:06:07,860 down the street. 123 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:10,896 [splashes] And, uh... oh! 124 00:06:10,898 --> 00:06:13,565 Oh, sorry! Sorry. 125 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:14,766 [grunts] 126 00:06:19,873 --> 00:06:24,476 Uh, missed a spot. What's gotten into... 127 00:06:24,478 --> 00:06:27,112 everybody? 128 00:06:27,114 --> 00:06:30,182 Okay. Good to see you all. 129 00:06:30,184 --> 00:06:34,853 Something a little... weird seems to be going on here. 130 00:06:34,855 --> 00:06:37,790 And, uh, not sure, uh... yeah. 131 00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:44,209 Okay. 132 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:47,165 Oh! 133 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:49,668 [snickers] 134 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,970 [screams] 135 00:06:51,972 --> 00:06:54,039 Po! Over here! 136 00:06:55,141 --> 00:06:57,876 [grunting] Well... 137 00:06:57,878 --> 00:07:00,212 - thanks, Fang. I... - Hi-yah! 138 00:07:00,214 --> 00:07:03,315 [grunting] Ow! Quit it. 139 00:07:03,317 --> 00:07:05,217 [giggles] Hey, that tickles. 140 00:07:05,219 --> 00:07:07,119 Ow! That doesn't! Ow! Don't! 141 00:07:07,121 --> 00:07:09,955 I'm still waiting for my apple, panda. 142 00:07:09,957 --> 00:07:13,191 Master Shifu. Uh, I'm having that nightmare 143 00:07:13,193 --> 00:07:15,327 where everyone attacks me while I'm naked. 144 00:07:15,329 --> 00:07:17,563 Po, you're wearing pants. 145 00:07:17,565 --> 00:07:22,034 - Should I take these off then, or... - No! You're awake, panda. 146 00:07:22,036 --> 00:07:26,672 I forgot to tell you that today is Dragon Warrior challenge day. 147 00:07:26,674 --> 00:07:28,740 Dragon Warrior challenge day? 148 00:07:28,742 --> 00:07:31,643 Does this have anything to do with me not getting your apple? 149 00:07:31,645 --> 00:07:35,380 Forget the apple. I was going through the old texts, 150 00:07:35,382 --> 00:07:37,716 and discovered that on the hundredth day 151 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:41,353 of being Dragon Warrior, anyone can challenge you. 152 00:07:41,355 --> 00:07:44,957 Listen carefully. If you are defeated before sunset, 153 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:50,028 - the victor takes your title. - Good. I've been... Wait! What? 154 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:52,030 I could lose my Dragon-Warriorshipdom? 155 00:07:52,032 --> 00:07:56,101 - That's terrible! - And you're not up to the challenge? 156 00:07:56,103 --> 00:07:58,737 What? What, me? No, no. I'm up to it. 157 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:02,075 It's just, you know, today is... 158 00:08:03,042 --> 00:08:04,977 [gasps] 159 00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:11,350 I... I'm doing it. I just got to, you know, psych myself up. 160 00:08:11,352 --> 00:08:14,553 All right. How do you like me now, apple-cart duck? 161 00:08:14,555 --> 00:08:16,888 Didn't see that coming, did you, Ling the shoemaker? 162 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:19,291 Bring it! Yah! 163 00:08:19,293 --> 00:08:20,759 [crashes, crowd screams] 164 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:23,662 He doesn't seem so complacent anymore, huh, Zeng? 165 00:08:23,664 --> 00:08:26,932 - No, sir. But, uh... - Yes, Zeng? 166 00:08:26,934 --> 00:08:31,803 - It's just that, uh... it's a lie. - It's a lesson. 167 00:08:31,805 --> 00:08:35,641 This is just the thing to make him take being Dragon Warrior seriously. 168 00:08:35,643 --> 00:08:37,609 And keep his pants on. 169 00:08:39,045 --> 00:08:42,047 Relax, Zeng. With the Furious Five gone, 170 00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:45,684 there is no one in the village strong enough to beat Po. 171 00:08:48,287 --> 00:08:52,124 Soon, Po, you will know the revenge of my vengeance. 172 00:08:52,126 --> 00:08:56,462 Everyday I grow stronger while you grow softer, 173 00:08:56,463 --> 00:09:01,433 like a soft and lazy pillow stuffed with soft and lazy. 174 00:09:01,435 --> 00:09:04,503 - [door slams] One day... - Give it a rest already, Hundun. 175 00:09:04,505 --> 00:09:06,071 Every day the same thing... 176 00:09:06,073 --> 00:09:09,141 Po this, Po that. Blah, blah, blah, Po. 177 00:09:09,143 --> 00:09:10,809 But I thought you were interested. 178 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:13,345 Yeah, maybe the first hundred times. 179 00:09:13,347 --> 00:09:18,383 - Finally. I got to get out of here. - Old no-horn talking your ear off again? 180 00:09:18,385 --> 00:09:20,452 Well, you're going to love this, Hundun. 181 00:09:20,454 --> 00:09:23,922 Word is... anyone who can defeat Po before sundown, 182 00:09:23,924 --> 00:09:27,025 becomes the Dragon Warrior. 183 00:09:27,027 --> 00:09:29,961 Too bad you're locked up in here carving fake horns, 184 00:09:29,963 --> 00:09:32,497 instead of out there fighting your sworn enemy. 185 00:09:32,499 --> 00:09:37,903 Yes. Too bad. Care to look at my latest horn? 186 00:09:37,905 --> 00:09:40,852 I've just finished it. 187 00:09:41,075 --> 00:09:43,608 [sniffs] What's this made out of, huh? 188 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:46,078 You'd be surprised what you can scrounge up 189 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:51,016 - around here with a little scrounging. - Ew, what's that? 190 00:09:52,161 --> 00:09:54,076 [explosion] 191 00:09:55,154 --> 00:09:58,690 Beat the Dragon Warrior and take his title? 192 00:09:58,692 --> 00:10:01,093 I will crush him and pluck his title, 193 00:10:01,095 --> 00:10:04,629 like I pluck a yam from a tree and squeeze its squishiness 194 00:10:04,631 --> 00:10:07,766 the way one would squeeze a squishy yam of revenge! 195 00:10:07,768 --> 00:10:09,501 [menacing laugh] 196 00:10:09,503 --> 00:10:13,672 Ready or not, Po, here I come. 197 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:20,343 [grunting] 198 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:22,813 Hi-yah! Huh? 199 00:10:22,815 --> 00:10:24,815 Where'd everybody go? 200 00:10:24,817 --> 00:10:28,151 - Hello, Po. - Keeyah! 201 00:10:28,153 --> 00:10:31,154 Oh-ho-hoo. Hey, Mrs. Yoon. 202 00:10:31,156 --> 00:10:32,489 [sighs] 203 00:10:32,491 --> 00:10:36,092 - Can I give you a hand with that? - Oh, thank you, Po. 204 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,596 You're always such a good boy. How are things? 205 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,431 [sighs] To be honest, this challenge day deal 206 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,399 - has been... - Hiyah! 207 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,104 [groans, screams] 208 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,007 How often does an old woman like me 209 00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:53,210 have a chance to become Dragon Warrior? 210 00:10:53,212 --> 00:10:56,279 You under... stand... dear. 211 00:10:59,984 --> 00:11:03,286 [sighs] You okay, Mrs. Yoon? 212 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:08,465 Oh, fine, dear. Give my best to your father. 213 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:11,161 Dad. Are you... 214 00:11:17,735 --> 00:11:19,669 Dad! You too? 215 00:11:19,671 --> 00:11:24,341 Imagine all the business I'd get if I were Dragon Warrior. 216 00:11:24,343 --> 00:11:26,877 But, Dad, if you were Dragon Warrior you wouldn't 217 00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:28,745 have time to... ooh! Run the noodle shop... ah!. 218 00:11:28,747 --> 00:11:30,347 You'd have to give it up. 219 00:11:30,349 --> 00:11:33,884 Give up the noodle shop? [guffaws] Never! 220 00:11:33,886 --> 00:11:36,653 Oh, we'll call it a draw. 221 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,789 Ow! Ooh! 222 00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:42,125 [groans] 223 00:11:42,127 --> 00:11:44,761 This is a lot harder than I thought it would be. 224 00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:47,030 [indistinct shouting] Get him! 225 00:11:47,032 --> 00:11:49,065 Here we go again! 226 00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:54,471 Hwah! 227 00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:07,050 That's what I'm talking about. 228 00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:09,185 - Hiyee! - Ooh! 229 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:12,656 Po will never expect an attack from above. 230 00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:14,691 I'm going to be Dragon Warrior. 231 00:12:19,397 --> 00:12:24,768 Uh, Mr. Liu? That hammock you sold me is a wee bit temperamental. 232 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:26,403 Time for... 233 00:12:26,405 --> 00:12:27,437 [screams] 234 00:12:27,439 --> 00:12:32,342 Huh? This is going to sting. 235 00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:35,278 [groans] 236 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:44,354 [groans] 237 00:12:44,356 --> 00:12:47,157 Everybody okay? 238 00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:49,859 I, uh... ow! Ah! 239 00:12:49,861 --> 00:12:53,930 Oh! My leg! Gonna... need that. 240 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,634 Oh. And that. 241 00:12:57,636 --> 00:13:03,306 Okay. It's going to be tough to... fight you all with one leg. 242 00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:05,275 - but... - No more fighting. 243 00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:07,210 You saved the boy, and have proven once again 244 00:13:07,212 --> 00:13:10,714 the reason you are our Dragon Warrior. 245 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,888 You mean was your Dragon Warrior. 246 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:23,454 - Hundun! - You didn't think 247 00:13:23,489 --> 00:13:27,731 I'd miss out on a chance like challenge day, did you? 248 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:29,165 [screams] 249 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,167 [sighs] [grunts] 250 00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:33,770 Ow! 251 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,472 Hundun! 252 00:13:35,474 --> 00:13:37,307 Do you really want to say you only beat me 253 00:13:37,309 --> 00:13:38,808 'cause I'm hurt and exhausted? 254 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,377 I'm good with that. 255 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:41,811 [grunting] 256 00:13:41,813 --> 00:13:45,215 One second, I'm gonna... 257 00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:46,383 [all gasp] 258 00:13:46,385 --> 00:13:50,553 Ooh! Just gotta... catch my breath. 259 00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:51,955 Gotta... 260 00:13:56,827 --> 00:14:00,397 All hail me... the new Dragon Warrior 261 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:02,899 of the Valley of Peace's Dragon Warrior. 262 00:14:08,839 --> 00:14:10,940 [door squeaks] 263 00:14:10,942 --> 00:14:13,543 Did you enjoy challenge day, Dragon Warrior? 264 00:14:13,545 --> 00:14:15,879 More than you could imagine. 265 00:14:15,881 --> 00:14:20,183 - Hundun! - Bow to your new Dragon Warrior. 266 00:14:20,185 --> 00:14:22,419 You defeated Po? 267 00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:23,753 [snickers] 268 00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:26,956 No matter. There is no challenge day. 269 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:31,061 I made it up. You are no more Dragon Warrior than Zeng there. 270 00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:36,032 - What? - I coulda, if I wanted. 271 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:39,135 Stupid, stupid, stupid! 272 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:43,273 Why do I keep thinking good things can happen to me? 273 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:46,476 [crying] A stupid rhino with no horn 274 00:14:46,478 --> 00:14:49,579 and dry, cracked feet, like cracked... 275 00:14:49,581 --> 00:14:52,382 Wait a minute. If no one else knows that you made it up, 276 00:14:52,384 --> 00:14:55,218 and they don't find out, then the lie will actually work as truthfully 277 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,487 as if it were actually the truthful truth! 278 00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:02,792 If everyone believes I'm Dragon Warrior, 279 00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:06,029 and you're the only one that can tell them different... 280 00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:09,065 [groans] 281 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,042 You'll have to do better than that, Hundun. 282 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,044 Fine. How about this? 283 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:26,216 [groans] 284 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,392 [lock clicks] 285 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,695 I am the Dragon Warrior! 286 00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:47,112 On that fateful challenge day Hundun was victorious. 287 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,781 I am the Dragon Warrior! 288 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,282 [maniacal laugh] 289 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:55,320 And so ended the reign of the once proud Dragon Warrior. 290 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:58,790 He lived out his days as a decidedly un-awesome waiter 291 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,226 at his father's noodle shop. 292 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,927 Without a skosh of bodacity, 293 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:08,566 he ended up on the streets... alone, pitied, and unloved. 294 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:12,771 Then, when things were at their darkest... 295 00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:15,340 all his hair fell out. 296 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,276 Mr. Ping: Okay, okay! Enough already. 297 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:22,580 It's only been 20 minutes. You're so overdramatic. 298 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:26,951 I failed, Dad. I was the Dragon Warrior, and I lost it. 299 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,219 Who does that? 300 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,522 [softly] Me. 301 00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:35,427 But, Po, it's not your fault you lost to Hundun. 302 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,162 A chimney fell on you. 303 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:41,699 Everyone knows chimneys are evil, and not to be trusted. 304 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,735 I'm watching you! 305 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,004 It's not the chimney's fault, Dad. 306 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,673 That's what the chimney wants you to think. 307 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,774 [distant crash, crowd screams] 308 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,011 - Look out, it's him! - Out of my way! 309 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,679 You! You, there! 310 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,514 Yes, you. Don't look at me! 311 00:16:56,516 --> 00:17:00,151 You wretches have had it easy for far too long. 312 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,053 [gong-stand crashes] 313 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,989 From now on, you will give me a hundred free apples a week. 314 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:09,561 Yes, Mr. Dragon Warrior, your excellency highness. 315 00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:14,851 - What have you got there, old lady? - Oh, uh, just the steamed buns 316 00:17:14,878 --> 00:17:18,403 I sell to pay the rent on my humble mud hut. 317 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,206 [snarling] 318 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,775 These are the Dragon Warrior's steamed buns! 319 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:27,078 Don't you get that? You own nothing! 320 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,513 This is my village! 321 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,949 My apples! My buns! 322 00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:33,251 [maniacal laugh] 323 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,819 [groans] 324 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:38,556 Son, what are you doing? Hundun is wrecking our village. 325 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,260 - Help them. - What am I going to do, Dad? Huh? 326 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:46,931 - He's the Dragon Warrior now. - Oh, Po. 327 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,434 Well, the world needs waiters too. 328 00:17:51,992 --> 00:17:55,073 Yaa! I'm going to defeat the Dragon Warrior. 329 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:59,477 Uh, hate to break it to you, Fang, but you're a little late. 330 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,213 I don't want to fight you, I want to fight Hundun... 331 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,448 the Dragon Warrior! 332 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:09,199 There's still time, the sun hasn't set. I gotta hurry! 333 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:13,158 [gasps] I still have time, Dad! I can still beat Hundun. 334 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,593 I will tear you apart, you insolent bunny. 335 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,729 Maybe not as much time as I thought. 336 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,564 [crack] Oof! 337 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,200 [grunting] 338 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,069 Uh-oh. 339 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,571 [panting] 340 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:31,342 You dare treat the Dragon Warrior with such disrespectful unrespecting? 341 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,546 - You bet I do! [grunts] - Ow! 342 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,148 You're going to pay for that, boy. 343 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:41,886 After I crush you, I'm going to crush this whole sorry village. 344 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,923 You like picking on adorable furry creatures, Hundun? 345 00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:49,280 Well, I got your adorable, furry creature right here. 346 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,870 Now maybe you'll think twice before... 347 00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,338 Whoa! 348 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,074 [bellowing] 349 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,010 [grunts] 350 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,348 You have no chance, Po. 351 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,017 You taught me your kung fu secrets long ago. 352 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,687 [grunts] 353 00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,690 He-he-hey! That crutch was a gift! 354 00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:21,025 Since humiliating you didn't work, 355 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,494 we'll have to do this the old-fashioned way... 356 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,296 destroying you! 357 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,699 [yells] 358 00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,222 [screams] 359 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:55,126 [groans] 360 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:58,896 Can't... hold out... much longer. 361 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,231 [grunts] Perfect. 362 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,301 Now you can enjoy your permanent nap of permanence, 363 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:08,001 which is long and without ending... permanently. 364 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,476 [groans] 365 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:15,446 No. This can't be happening. 366 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:19,017 And I can't let it happen. 367 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,985 I've had enough of this, Hundun. 368 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,987 I hope you won't be too sad 369 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,857 about not being the Dragon Warrior anymore. 370 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:27,158 [clacking] 371 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,496 - Too late... the sun has set. - No it hasn't. 372 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,897 [grunts] 373 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,334 O... kay, now it's set. 374 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,937 I am now, and always will be, the Dragon Warrior! 375 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,206 [maniacal laugh] 376 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,776 No! 377 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:49,113 What do you mean, "no"? You lost your title, loser. 378 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,525 It's not about the title... 379 00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:55,935 it's about what's right. 380 00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:57,221 [growls] 381 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,763 Mr. Liu. I need your hammock. 382 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,398 [growling] 383 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,176 [groaning] 384 00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,696 [crowd cheering] 385 00:21:21,731 --> 00:21:23,548 Yi-hah! Whoo-hoo! Yes! 386 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:31,522 - Master Shifu! - Zebra bamboo, fountain bamboo, 387 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,158 uh, giant bamboo, arrow bamboo, 388 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,395 [door creaks] uh, incense bamboo, uh, corduroy bamboo! 389 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:41,332 - [door creaks] Uh... - Oh, Po! You succeeded! 390 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:44,969 Thank goodness. Turns out, Zeng knows 391 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,973 all 1,200 varieties of bamboo... unfortunately. 392 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:54,779 No, Master Shifu, I failed. 393 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:58,683 The sun had already set before I could beat Hundun. 394 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,819 I never should have taken being Dragon Warrior for granted. 395 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:05,690 It was a gift I was given, and I ruined it. 396 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:06,924 Mmm. 397 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:10,228 Well, you learned something valuable from it. 398 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:13,431 That's good... very good... excellent, even. 399 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:16,200 It completely makes up for the fact that challenge day 400 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:19,370 was a teeny-weeny bit made up. 401 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:22,440 - I'm sorry, what? - I made it up. 402 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,376 - See you tomorrow. - Wait! What?! 403 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:31,582 So... you lied to me? That's... 404 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,452 awesome! [chuckles] You're not perfect! 405 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:39,624 - No, no. I'm still perfect. - [chuckling] Yeah, right. 406 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,128 Tigress: [scoffs] That was supposed to be fun? 407 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,703 Mantis: It was until you got us kicked out. 408 00:22:46,738 --> 00:22:50,034 - Did you really have to hit that guy? - Hey, he attacked me with a weapon. 409 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,538 - Mantis: It's called a "towel." - Monkey: I'm beat. 410 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:58,409 - I bet Po is already fast asleep. - Mantis: I don't think so. Look. 411 00:23:00,174 --> 00:23:04,482 Tigress: Po training this late? Wonder what got into him. 412 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,053 [both chuckling] 413 00:23:08,736 --> 00:23:11,697 -- sync by Rafael UPD -- www.addic7ed.com 414 00:23:12,097 --> 00:23:15,731 corrections & webdl resync by f1nc0 - - addic7ed.com - -