1 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:18,917 [gong rings] 2 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,085 ? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ? 3 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:25,289 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ? 4 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,191 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,926 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 6 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,227 ? he climbed the mountain top ? 7 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:32,396 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ? 8 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,764 ? Hu! Ah! Ya! ? 9 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,532 ? Kung Fu Panda! ? 10 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:38,135 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ? 11 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:41,638 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 12 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,175 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 13 00:00:45,177 --> 00:00:47,044 ? Kung Fu Panda. ? 14 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,947 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ? 15 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,014 ? He lives, he trains ? 16 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,717 ? and he fights with the Furious Five ? 17 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:55,419 ? protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ? 18 00:00:55,421 --> 00:00:56,720 ? somethin' somethin' alive ? 19 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,021 ? Oh! Ah! Uh! ? 20 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:01,056 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 21 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,126 ? Legends of awesomeness. ? 22 00:01:03,753 --> 00:01:05,452 Sweet! 23 00:01:06,037 --> 00:01:09,971 1x20 - My Favourite Yao 24 00:01:11,907 --> 00:01:15,554 sync by Rafael UPD, corrections by f1nc0 ... www.addic7ed.com ... 25 00:01:19,501 --> 00:01:21,535 Oh, there he is. The master. 26 00:01:21,537 --> 00:01:26,140 - He's coming! Oh! - Master Shifu? 27 00:01:26,142 --> 00:01:27,575 - Ah! - Master Shifu? 28 00:01:27,577 --> 00:01:31,011 You okay up there? You seem a little... giddy. 29 00:01:31,013 --> 00:01:32,646 Ahem. Po, that's ridiculous. 30 00:01:32,648 --> 00:01:35,916 I am not giddy. How could I be? 31 00:01:35,918 --> 00:01:38,519 Everyone, Master Yao is about to arrive 32 00:01:38,521 --> 00:01:41,522 and this place is nowhere near perfect. 33 00:01:41,524 --> 00:01:45,159 Crane, why is there a footprint on this step? 34 00:01:45,161 --> 00:01:47,828 - That's your footprint. - Stop making excuses. 35 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:49,730 The keeper of the secrets of kung-fu 36 00:01:49,732 --> 00:01:51,699 cannot enter on dirty stairs. 37 00:01:51,701 --> 00:01:53,500 Clean it. [door squeaking] 38 00:01:53,502 --> 00:01:55,195 How come this door is squeaking? 39 00:01:55,213 --> 00:01:57,433 Why isn't this plant blooming? 40 00:02:00,751 --> 00:02:03,945 Master Yao is beeing transported to his meditation tower 41 00:02:03,946 --> 00:02:06,814 to a new home, and a stop over here is 42 00:02:06,816 --> 00:02:08,849 a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 43 00:02:08,851 --> 00:02:10,484 Nothing can go wrong. 44 00:02:10,486 --> 00:02:12,486 What could go wrong with a guy who never 45 00:02:12,488 --> 00:02:17,258 - leaves his box? - [laughing] Oh, "box." 46 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:19,927 - I don't get it. - When Master Yao travels, 47 00:02:19,929 --> 00:02:23,797 he stays in a box the entire time to avoid any distractions. 48 00:02:23,799 --> 00:02:27,668 A box. Like a box-box? The entire time? 49 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:30,804 - Yes. - Right. Why is that, now? 50 00:02:30,806 --> 00:02:33,474 Master Yao has the greatest kung-fu mind 51 00:02:33,476 --> 00:02:36,010 this world has ever know. 52 00:02:36,012 --> 00:02:38,812 He was the only one to ever unlock 53 00:02:38,814 --> 00:02:41,348 the mystery of the secret scroll. 54 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:44,685 And he did it at the age of five. 55 00:02:44,687 --> 00:02:48,255 At six, he invented pruning, and became one of the few people 56 00:02:48,257 --> 00:02:51,659 that really understood how an abacus worked. 57 00:02:51,661 --> 00:02:55,596 But with a great mind came great sacrifice. 58 00:02:55,598 --> 00:02:58,065 He spent a lifetime meditating alone 59 00:02:58,067 --> 00:03:00,334 with no contact to the outside world 60 00:03:00,336 --> 00:03:04,638 and he became the keeper of the secrets of kung-fu. 61 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:09,677 In his mind, Master Yao holds unimaginable knowledge, 62 00:03:09,679 --> 00:03:12,646 and the power of the universe. 63 00:03:12,648 --> 00:03:15,816 This is why he is under constant threat of kidnapping. 64 00:03:15,818 --> 00:03:19,386 Some would stop at nothing to get the secrets 65 00:03:19,388 --> 00:03:23,190 in his brilliant, beautiful brain. 66 00:03:26,361 --> 00:03:30,898 This is why we must remain vigilant, alert, composed. 67 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:31,932 [gong rings] 68 00:03:31,934 --> 00:03:33,067 He's here! 69 00:03:37,038 --> 00:03:40,574 - Where shall we put the master's box? - My room! 70 00:03:40,576 --> 00:03:45,412 Uh, that is to say, the Hall of heroes seems an appropriate spot. 71 00:03:45,414 --> 00:03:46,981 I'll go with you so I can properly greet... 72 00:03:46,983 --> 00:03:52,319 After such a journey, I'm sure Master Yao would prefer to rest. 73 00:03:52,321 --> 00:03:55,122 Of course. And under no circumstances 74 00:03:55,124 --> 00:03:59,093 are any of you to disturb Master Yao or his box. 75 00:03:59,095 --> 00:04:01,328 - Even... - Especially you. 76 00:04:03,465 --> 00:04:04,665 [laughing] 77 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:10,037 Why, yes. We do work great together. 78 00:04:10,039 --> 00:04:13,841 [as Yao] Master Shifu, I know all the secrets of kung-fu, 79 00:04:13,843 --> 00:04:17,878 but it was you who taught me friendship. 80 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,280 [as himself] And you've taught me something, too. 81 00:04:20,282 --> 00:04:22,916 [as Yao] Really? And what is that? 82 00:04:25,053 --> 00:04:29,857 Action figures? You're playing with action figures? 83 00:04:29,859 --> 00:04:33,527 That... is awesome! Hang on, let me get mine. 84 00:04:33,529 --> 00:04:37,664 No! These are not action figures. They're... artifacts. 85 00:04:37,666 --> 00:04:40,334 I'm simply dusting them off. 86 00:04:43,038 --> 00:04:46,624 - This is an artifact? - Yes, it's Master Yao 87 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:50,310 in his transportation box. It's extremely hard to find. 88 00:04:50,312 --> 00:04:51,712 Rookie move. 89 00:04:51,714 --> 00:04:53,881 Shouldn't have taken it out of the original packaging. 90 00:04:53,883 --> 00:04:56,283 This is just the box I play with. 91 00:04:56,285 --> 00:04:58,018 I also have a Master Yao in a box 92 00:04:58,020 --> 00:05:00,921 in its original box in the closet... in a box. 93 00:05:00,923 --> 00:05:04,425 [laughing] Boxes. 94 00:05:04,427 --> 00:05:05,559 Still don't get it. 95 00:05:05,561 --> 00:05:07,728 - Panda, please. - That's cool. 96 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,563 I know how it is to want to let loose, 97 00:05:09,565 --> 00:05:12,766 break a few rules, and play with your action figures. 98 00:05:12,768 --> 00:05:16,136 - I do not play with... - I know, I know. I get it. 99 00:05:16,138 --> 00:05:18,205 You get to hang with a hero of yours. 100 00:05:18,207 --> 00:05:20,674 That's me, here, every day. 101 00:05:20,676 --> 00:05:23,110 Just keep embracing your inner Po and let it be 102 00:05:23,112 --> 00:05:25,512 more on your outer area there. 103 00:05:25,514 --> 00:05:27,181 [growling] 104 00:05:35,623 --> 00:05:37,825 [door opening] 105 00:05:47,535 --> 00:05:50,504 Uh, Master Yao? 106 00:05:50,506 --> 00:05:54,141 I-I brought you some bean cakes in case you're hungry. 107 00:05:58,113 --> 00:06:00,848 Sorry for bothering you. 108 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:01,982 [box rattling] 109 00:06:01,984 --> 00:06:04,318 Did you say something? 110 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,919 Because I could open the box. 111 00:06:08,556 --> 00:06:10,424 Right. You're right. 112 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,442 You're sure you're all right? 113 00:06:15,764 --> 00:06:17,731 Maybe I should open the box. 114 00:06:17,733 --> 00:06:21,335 You could've hit your head in transit and no one would know, and, uh... 115 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,103 Well, let me put it this way: 116 00:06:23,105 --> 00:06:28,575 If you don't not want me to not open it, just say so. 117 00:06:31,746 --> 00:06:33,447 Very well, then. As you wish. 118 00:06:41,055 --> 00:06:44,024 Master Yao. It's an honor. 119 00:06:44,026 --> 00:06:47,327 Master Shifu. 120 00:06:47,329 --> 00:06:53,267 - Ooh! You know my name? - I know everything. 121 00:06:53,269 --> 00:06:56,570 Oh, Master Yao. This is a dream come true. 122 00:06:56,572 --> 00:06:59,139 I can't tell you... [gasping] 123 00:07:02,443 --> 00:07:03,977 What are you doing? 124 00:07:03,979 --> 00:07:08,782 So fuzzy! Ahh! Bean cakes! 125 00:07:08,784 --> 00:07:10,918 Yes. I made them for you. 126 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,953 I've been locked away for so long! 127 00:07:12,955 --> 00:07:18,292 So many things to see and touch, and, ooh, look at that! 128 00:07:18,294 --> 00:07:22,095 Just feel this floor. Oh, it's incredible! 129 00:07:22,097 --> 00:07:24,865 Oh, well, if you like that, I have a throw rug 130 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:27,167 - in my room that... - Look at that armor! 131 00:07:27,169 --> 00:07:30,270 Ah, that's cold! Ah, that's hot! 132 00:07:30,272 --> 00:07:31,572 Ouch! Oh, soft! 133 00:07:31,574 --> 00:07:33,774 Neat! Tasty! 134 00:07:33,776 --> 00:07:35,242 [imitating gong] 135 00:07:35,244 --> 00:07:36,777 Whoo-hoo! 136 00:07:36,779 --> 00:07:38,645 Oh, I love this! 137 00:07:38,647 --> 00:07:41,348 Perhaps I shouldn't have disturbed you. 138 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:45,085 - Ah, look! A door! - Master! 139 00:07:45,087 --> 00:07:47,053 Ahh! 140 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:51,525 No! Master Yao? 141 00:07:51,527 --> 00:07:53,927 Oh, no, no, no, no! 142 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:57,297 [groans] 143 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:02,736 Hello? Hello? 144 00:08:02,738 --> 00:08:04,638 [groaning] 145 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,740 [rustling] 146 00:08:06,742 --> 00:08:09,309 [door opens] Is someone there? 147 00:08:09,311 --> 00:08:12,179 Master Yao, I, uh... Sorry. 148 00:08:12,181 --> 00:08:14,581 Shifu said I wasn't to disturb you or your box. 149 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:17,902 - I am Shifu. - Wow, that is wild. 150 00:08:17,903 --> 00:08:21,455 You sound just like him. Can you yell "panda" all angry-like? 151 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:24,925 - Panda! - You, sir, have a gift. 152 00:08:24,927 --> 00:08:31,131 - Open the box. It's me. - Shifu! 153 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,966 - Oof! - Where is he? Where'd he go? 154 00:08:32,968 --> 00:08:37,571 - What happened? - I opened the box, and he went crazy. 155 00:08:37,573 --> 00:08:41,041 He's gone. I lost Master Yao. 156 00:08:41,043 --> 00:08:44,911 You lost Master Yao? You messed up. 157 00:08:44,913 --> 00:08:47,648 - Shifu actually messed up! - No, I didn't. I... 158 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:50,317 Oh, yeah you did. You messed up big time! 159 00:08:50,319 --> 00:08:52,219 I did not mess up. 160 00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:55,289 Trust me, if anyone knows about messing up, it's me, 161 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:58,492 and what we got here is one doozy of a mess-up. 162 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:02,829 I... [sighs] You're right. I need help. 163 00:09:02,831 --> 00:09:06,800 But wait a minute. You do know a lot about messing up. 164 00:09:06,802 --> 00:09:09,590 - Kind of a hobby. - Po, if anyone can help me... 165 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,506 I can't believe I'm saying this... it's you. 166 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,225 Oh? 167 00:09:15,744 --> 00:09:18,745 Po, I need your help. 168 00:09:21,149 --> 00:09:25,352 Shifu messes up and asks me for help in the same day?! 169 00:09:25,354 --> 00:09:28,622 - Panda! - Ahem, 'course I'll help you. 170 00:09:28,624 --> 00:09:31,692 Shifu and the Dragon Warrior together, solving crimes. 171 00:09:31,694 --> 00:09:34,127 [kung-fu noises] Stopping bad guys. 172 00:09:34,129 --> 00:09:37,931 We're not solving crimes. We're just looking for Master Yao. 173 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:41,635 [knuckles cracking] And now the student becomes the master. 174 00:09:41,637 --> 00:09:44,371 - What do we do? - First, we panic. 175 00:09:44,373 --> 00:09:47,808 - Gah! - Check. Next? Get a snack. 176 00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:49,509 Hmm. Here. 177 00:09:49,511 --> 00:09:52,279 Third, tell no one. Try to fix it yourself 178 00:09:52,281 --> 00:09:54,581 before anyone finds out and calls you an idiot panda. 179 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:57,851 Master Shifu? 180 00:09:57,853 --> 00:09:59,019 Nothing! 181 00:09:59,021 --> 00:10:01,955 I need you all to guard Master Yao's box, 182 00:10:01,957 --> 00:10:06,793 which he is in, as is expected of him... to be. 183 00:10:06,795 --> 00:10:09,329 [snaps fingers] 184 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,668 The keeper of the secrets of kung-fu 185 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:17,437 out there alone and defenseless. 186 00:10:17,439 --> 00:10:22,008 Well, he's not totally defenseless. He's a kung-fu master. 187 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:24,411 Of the mind, not the body. 188 00:10:33,755 --> 00:10:34,821 Bad news, Temutai. 189 00:10:34,823 --> 00:10:37,124 We tracked Master Yao like you said, 190 00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:39,426 but now he rests in the Jade Palace. 191 00:10:39,428 --> 00:10:41,728 Ah! Now we'll never get him! 192 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:45,399 Shifu will never be stupid enough to let the master out of his sight. 193 00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:47,267 [maniacal laughter] 194 00:10:47,269 --> 00:10:50,604 Woo-hoo! Ah, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 195 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,973 That's s him! Ha ha! 196 00:10:52,975 --> 00:10:54,775 We will capture Master Yao. 197 00:10:54,777 --> 00:10:57,544 Then all the secrets of kung-fu will be mine! 198 00:10:57,546 --> 00:10:59,746 [maniacal laughter] 199 00:10:59,748 --> 00:11:02,149 - Master Yao! - You'll crash! 200 00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:06,420 [magical chiming] 201 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:11,992 The clap of stillness. 202 00:11:11,994 --> 00:11:13,827 Both: Cool! 203 00:11:13,829 --> 00:11:16,408 I mean "impressive." 204 00:11:16,865 --> 00:11:20,133 [maniacal laughter] That's wonderful! 205 00:11:20,135 --> 00:11:22,536 Master Yao... 206 00:11:22,538 --> 00:11:25,172 Shifu and the Dragon Warrior. 207 00:11:25,174 --> 00:11:28,141 Temutai and... unnamed thug. 208 00:11:28,143 --> 00:11:31,945 Ooh, introductions! Wonderful! 209 00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,146 [laughs] 210 00:11:33,148 --> 00:11:37,717 Get your hands off this flawless specimen of kung-fu perfection. 211 00:11:40,288 --> 00:11:42,456 Let the butt-kicking commence! 212 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:45,325 Fine, but it is your butt that will be kicked! 213 00:11:45,327 --> 00:11:46,626 [roaring] 214 00:11:46,628 --> 00:11:49,296 [grunting] 215 00:11:49,298 --> 00:11:53,667 - Where'd Master Yao go? - There! [laughs] 216 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,936 Oh, look at those teeth. 217 00:11:55,938 --> 00:11:59,639 And that breath is magnificently awful. 218 00:11:59,641 --> 00:12:02,609 [coughs] I love it! 219 00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:12,486 Your apples are more delicious than anything I've tasted in 65 years. 220 00:12:12,488 --> 00:12:14,521 Thank you. Mwah! Thank you. 221 00:12:14,523 --> 00:12:16,756 Thank you. Mwah! Thank you. Mwah! Mwah! 222 00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:19,493 Thank you! Thank you! Oh, thank you! 223 00:12:19,495 --> 00:12:22,562 That's my wife! 224 00:12:22,564 --> 00:12:26,666 - Ooh, he's so angry. - No! He doesn't... [thud] 225 00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:30,203 know what he's doing. Master Yao! 226 00:12:30,205 --> 00:12:33,607 He could be anywhere! 227 00:12:40,147 --> 00:12:42,516 Then we'll draw him out. 228 00:12:42,518 --> 00:12:45,585 Rule number eight: Sometimes the chaser 229 00:12:45,587 --> 00:12:51,324 - has to become the chase-ee. - I... have no response to that. 230 00:12:51,326 --> 00:12:54,160 Master Yao's about experiencing sights and sounds, right? 231 00:12:54,162 --> 00:12:57,163 Then that's just what we're gonna give him. 232 00:12:57,165 --> 00:12:58,932 Hit it! 233 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:01,935 [upbeat music] 234 00:13:05,173 --> 00:13:06,239 Ooh! 235 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:09,409 [vocalizing] 236 00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:10,644 Two, three. 237 00:13:10,646 --> 00:13:15,181 [vocalizing] 238 00:13:15,183 --> 00:13:17,443 Ahh. 239 00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:19,753 What is that wonderful music? 240 00:13:23,257 --> 00:13:25,959 Panda, stop this instant. We're wasting time. 241 00:13:25,961 --> 00:13:29,496 Wasting time like a fox. Look who's here. 242 00:13:29,498 --> 00:13:35,001 [giddy vocalizations] 243 00:13:37,104 --> 00:13:39,406 Master Yao, thank goodness. 244 00:13:39,408 --> 00:13:42,208 Now please, we must get you back into your box. 245 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:45,211 Oh, certainly. Right after you dance. 246 00:13:45,213 --> 00:13:47,480 Dance, Shifu, dance! 247 00:13:51,018 --> 00:13:55,522 I... 248 00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:58,196 I'd... 249 00:13:59,461 --> 00:14:01,695 rather not. 250 00:14:03,564 --> 00:14:06,043 Hm? 251 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,036 [sighs] What a huge disappointment. 252 00:14:13,975 --> 00:14:16,810 I'm sorry, Master Yao. It's just that... 253 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,245 Master Yao? Master Yao! 254 00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:23,416 - I'm going somewhere! - Master Yao, no! 255 00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:26,586 Come on, you're almost there. No, just kidding. 256 00:14:26,588 --> 00:14:30,090 [laughs] 257 00:14:30,092 --> 00:14:32,759 Oof! Ow, legs! 258 00:14:32,761 --> 00:14:37,430 [grunting] 259 00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:42,202 - Ow, back! - This is so dramatic. I love it! 260 00:14:42,204 --> 00:14:43,837 Ow, fingers! 261 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:47,073 [screams] 262 00:14:47,075 --> 00:14:49,409 [both screaming] 263 00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:55,146 [both screaming] 264 00:15:01,453 --> 00:15:04,088 Looks like it's time for checklist number two. 265 00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,890 Checklist number two? 266 00:15:05,892 --> 00:15:08,559 Yeah, for when you try to fix the problem you caused, 267 00:15:08,561 --> 00:15:10,361 but wind up making it worse. 268 00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:12,630 First: Blame someone else. Second... 269 00:15:12,632 --> 00:15:16,668 - I blame you. - Now you're getting the hang of it. 270 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:20,305 - No? - No. 271 00:15:20,307 --> 00:15:21,506 [thud] Oh! 272 00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:23,408 [screams] Oh! 273 00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:28,379 Master Shi... hey! 274 00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:29,447 This is your fault! 275 00:15:29,449 --> 00:15:32,550 Thanks to you, Master Yao is in grave danger. 276 00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:35,820 Hey, I'm not the one who let Yao out of the box. 277 00:15:35,822 --> 00:15:37,088 All I've tried to do is help, 278 00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:38,957 and you've been fighting me the whole way. 279 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:42,060 So do you want my help or not... master? 280 00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:44,095 - No! - Ah! Ooh! 281 00:15:44,097 --> 00:15:45,830 Enough of this foolishness. 282 00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:48,099 Now we go with the Shifu checklist. 283 00:15:48,101 --> 00:15:52,904 Number one: We follow those cart tracks and go get Master Yao. 284 00:16:03,849 --> 00:16:07,318 We'll break the area into a grid and search every square inch. 285 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,655 - Or we can just... - I've had enough of your ideas. 286 00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:13,758 Fine, but... eh? 287 00:16:15,627 --> 00:16:19,964 - Tell me the secrets of kung-fu! - Ooh, your horns are so pointy. 288 00:16:19,966 --> 00:16:21,583 Can I touch them? 289 00:16:21,584 --> 00:16:25,269 - What have I done? - Oh, relax. Yao won't say anything. 290 00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:29,707 If I tell you, they won't be secrets. Where's the fun in that? 291 00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:32,110 - Told ya. - Very well. 292 00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:34,879 If I can't have the secrets, then no one will! 293 00:16:34,881 --> 00:16:36,881 You have till morning to change your mind. 294 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:39,450 Otherwise, your head goes bye-bye. 295 00:16:39,452 --> 00:16:43,321 [metallic clanging] Neat! 296 00:16:46,325 --> 00:16:51,729 Just stay close and... don't do what you normally do. 297 00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:55,900 Master Yao, with your permission, we'd like to rescue you now. 298 00:16:55,902 --> 00:17:01,072 - Master Yao? Master Yao! - Ah, fuzzy! 299 00:17:01,074 --> 00:17:03,941 Any chance we can get this show on the road here? 300 00:17:03,943 --> 00:17:07,211 What's the rush? Can't you see they're having a moment? 301 00:17:12,351 --> 00:17:14,819 This way! 302 00:17:14,821 --> 00:17:16,554 - Ha! - Ooh! 303 00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:22,681 - Your feeble rescue attempt is foiled! - Exciting. 304 00:17:23,096 --> 00:17:25,863 I'm so sorry about this, master. 305 00:17:25,865 --> 00:17:28,499 This is the worst day of my life. 306 00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:33,237 Did you know the hibiscus flower only lasts for one day? 307 00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:36,607 But that day is an amazingly beautiful day. 308 00:17:36,609 --> 00:17:40,445 Thanks to you, today was that day for me. 309 00:17:40,447 --> 00:17:46,284 - Today I really lived. - And now you might really die. 310 00:17:46,286 --> 00:17:48,019 Now are you ready to talk? 311 00:17:48,021 --> 00:17:50,788 Of course. Let's talk about these shackles. 312 00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:54,025 - They're exquisite! - Uh... 313 00:17:54,027 --> 00:17:55,026 [angry snorting] 314 00:17:55,028 --> 00:18:01,199 - I want the secrets of kung-fu! - And I want your outfit. 315 00:18:01,201 --> 00:18:04,368 Fine, then. You can take the secrets with you... 316 00:18:04,370 --> 00:18:08,485 to the grave! Summon the executioner! 317 00:18:11,044 --> 00:18:14,846 [gulps] 318 00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:20,318 - Panda, we have to do something. - Oh, you're asking me for advice. 319 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,122 I-I'm sorry, Po. I shouldn't have yelled at you before. 320 00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:27,325 Oh, it's okay. I guess I wasn't much help. 321 00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:29,894 I was just trying to get you to, you know, loosen up. 322 00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:32,296 Oh, this is sweet. 323 00:18:34,566 --> 00:18:37,668 Any last requests? Perhaps some tearful sniveling 324 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:39,670 or pointless pleas for your lives? 325 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,475 Yes, I have a last request. 326 00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:50,515 - I'd like to... dance. - I... did not see that coming. 327 00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:53,551 - You ain't the only one. - Please. 328 00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:55,920 I owe it to Master Yao, and myself. 329 00:18:55,922 --> 00:18:59,957 So instead of getting the secrets of kung-fu, 330 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:03,694 I get to watch you humiliate yourself before your untimely demise? 331 00:19:03,696 --> 00:19:06,864 Something like that. 332 00:19:06,866 --> 00:19:11,369 I'm in. Make sure his wrists stay bound. 333 00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:13,804 Ha! Now we're getting to the good part. 334 00:19:13,806 --> 00:19:17,742 Shifu! Kind of a funny time to let loose, but yeah! 335 00:19:17,744 --> 00:19:19,443 Are... you sure about this? 336 00:19:19,445 --> 00:19:22,780 Yes. All I need from you is some music. 337 00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:25,193 Huh? 338 00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:33,579 Music! 339 00:19:34,627 --> 00:19:37,628 [scatting] 340 00:20:17,336 --> 00:20:22,406 - I think that's enough. - Wait, I'm just starting to loosen up. 341 00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:28,379 Oh, I see what you did. He's free! 342 00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:33,117 [grunting] 343 00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:38,422 That was so dangerous. Love it! 344 00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:40,625 Be right back. Time for the big finish. 345 00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:53,070 - Pretty sweet idea. - Just channeling my inner Po. 346 00:20:59,278 --> 00:21:01,412 [screaming] 347 00:21:01,414 --> 00:21:05,216 Congratulations. You've ruined dance for me forever. 348 00:21:05,218 --> 00:21:07,418 Now... summon the reinforcements! 349 00:21:16,928 --> 00:21:20,698 I don't suppose you have something on your checklist for this. 350 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,547 Blame Crane. 351 00:21:24,604 --> 00:21:27,705 Well, well. You're quite the dancer, fuzzy. 352 00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:31,275 Don't you feel better now? 353 00:21:31,277 --> 00:21:33,944 Yes, master. I do. 354 00:21:39,685 --> 00:21:40,951 [magical chiming] 355 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:56,001 - Master, how... - I did the eight-armed 356 00:21:56,002 --> 00:21:59,036 Yangtze spleen punch with my mind. 357 00:21:59,038 --> 00:22:03,574 Whoa, cool! But, uh... 358 00:22:03,576 --> 00:22:06,177 couldn't you have done that, you know, before? 359 00:22:06,179 --> 00:22:08,646 And miss out on all that fun? 360 00:22:14,619 --> 00:22:18,622 So... I guess this is good-bye. 361 00:22:18,624 --> 00:22:24,095 Thank you both for such an exhilarating day. 362 00:22:24,097 --> 00:22:27,331 Oh, and fuzzy, remember the hibiscus. 363 00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:31,736 Live each day as if it were your only one to live. 364 00:22:31,738 --> 00:22:37,114 - I will, master. I promise. - Good. I'm very proud of you. 365 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:40,833 Back to meditating. I love it! 366 00:22:41,414 --> 00:22:46,317 [sniffling] What? It was touching. 367 00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:51,822 I think it would be best if we kept this entire incident quiet. 368 00:22:51,824 --> 00:22:54,392 Sure, as long as you let me play 369 00:22:54,394 --> 00:22:58,028 with your Yao action figure in authentic traveling box. 370 00:22:58,030 --> 00:23:02,299 I have no idea what you're talking about. 371 00:23:07,062 --> 00:23:10,084 -- sync by Rafael UPD -- www.addic7ed.com 372 00:23:10,396 --> 00:23:14,158 corrections & webdl resync by f1nc0 - - addic7ed.com - -