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<b> Kung Fu Panda </b>
LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS

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<i>? Hear The Legends
of the Kung Fu Panda! ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom
doo boom-boom! ?</i>

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<i>? Raised in a noodle shop ?</i>

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<i>? never seeking glory or fame ?</i>

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<i>? he climbed the mountain top ?</i>

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<i>? and earned
the Dragon Warrior name. ?</i>

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<i>#Hu ! Ah! Ya! #</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu panda! ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

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<i>? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ?</i>

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<i>? and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu panda. ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo-
doom-doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

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<i>? He lives, he trains ?</i>

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<i>? he fights with the Furious Five ?</i>

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<i>? protect the valley
somethin' somethin' ?</i>

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<i>? somethin' somethin' alive ?</i>

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<i>? Oh! Ah! Uh! ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda ?</i>

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<i>? Legends of awesomeness. ?</i>

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Sweet.

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<b>..:: 1x21 - In With the Old ::.. </b>

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<i> transcript by f1nc0
- - www.addic7ed.om - - </i>

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<i>timing by
- - Legendas em Série - -</i>

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<i> Come on, you guys.
We gotta hurry! </i>

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Everybody packed and ready?
Good!

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Let's get a move on!

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Oops.
Sorry, Tigress!

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Easy, Tigress!
Po is just excited.

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Let's go, we gonna be late

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for levitation Kung-Fu demo.

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You can beat me up later, Tigress.
Make it a point.

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Oh, it's going in a book...

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This levitation Kung Fu demonstration
is gonna be so awesome!

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Oh! Someone who can do
Kung-Fu and fly? Amazing!

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Now remember. If this guy levitates
and I passed out,

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WAKE ME UP!

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Po!
I need your help!

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Oh! But, Dad!

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I'm about to see Kung-Fu master,
who can fly!

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Oh, okey.
But quick. Let's go!

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I... I'll catch you up later, guys!
And save some awesome for me!

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The Furious Five are leaving?

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This makes my task very easy.

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I will take out Shifu.

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Then I'll finally get the hose and helmet
of "The Invincible Thunder Kick"!

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The Dragon Warrior is here!
Ready for action, so ...

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What is it?
What's the emergency?

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It's Mahjong.

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I don't get it.
Mahjong?

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We need a fourth!

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That's the emergency?

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I was gonna see
flying mixed up with punching!

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That's the coolest combination
of things possible...

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except for...
maybe cookies and pudding.

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Maybe you did not hear me.

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This is Mahjong, son.
Mahjong!

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And realy, realy old people...

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You know, even if you whisper it,
it's still disrespectful.

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And surely this is not too big a favor
for your lonely old father,

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who worked tripple shifts,
so put you thru school!

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- But I didn't go to school.
- Another disappointment.

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Fine!
But a quick game

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than I can still see
that flying Kung-Fu guy.

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I'll go first. All right!
Your turn, Mrs. Gao.

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No, not that one.

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Not that one.

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I don't know.

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Yes! This one!

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No.
This is it!

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Wait...

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Ok. Done!

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Great!
Your turn.

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Little help there...

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we just gonna get
that piece down...

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Now fingers off...
Let it go...

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Fingers of...

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Where is the toilet?

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Ha! At last!

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The helmet of "The Invincible Thunder Kick"
will be mine.

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I will have the most powerful kick
of all time!

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I will finally be able to crush

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that stupid panda, who humiliated me!

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Rat!

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Tell me where the helmet
of "The Invincible Thunder Kick" is!

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That's not going to happen.

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Get him!
But keep him alive!

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<i> You cheated me with a trap!</i>

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No.

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Shifu.

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Tell me where you're hiding the helmet
and I'll go easy with you!

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You can fight soldiers,
but you can't fight iron!

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Mr. Yuang, it's your turn.

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Ok.

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Save some for later, do you hear?

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You are spoiling me, really.

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Okay!
Let's put up the pace, people,

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I've got some airborn
annihilating I gotta see.

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It's called "Mahjong"
not "Mah ... long time."

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Let's go! Come on!

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It's your turn, Dad.
Dad?

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Whoa!
This game is hiding of something fairs.

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This aint for no sunday players.

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- Candy, Po?
- Oh, always ...

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Forget it!
We're wasting time.

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Oh great! Nice job.
You win!

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Okay, gotta go!

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No, no, no!
That's not right.

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Mahjong is no fun
without four.

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I promise I'll play again.
When I'm eighty.

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Right now I've got some
cool new stuff to do.

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Just because something is new,
doesn't make it better!

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<i> I think it does!</i>

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What?
That's weird.

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It's coming from Jade palace!

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<i> Shifu, I have enough of this foolery. </i>

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Temutai!

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Where is the helmet hidden?

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Let Shifu go!

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Or you'll be pulling pain out of places,
you never do you had.

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It's the Dragon Warrior!
Stop him!

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Ouch.

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Well, well, well!
Look who's crolling back.

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Flyboy, that's who!?

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I knew you would be back.
Mahjong is in your blood, now.

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No, Jade palace ...

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Shifu... trouble ...

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Oh, Son!
Are you okay?

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Oh, I gotta think!
I'm in a mess here.

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I can't fight them all by myself!
I need the Furious Five.

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They won't be back for days.
I need a plan.

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Maybe we can help.

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It's not a Mahjong tournament, dad.

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Temutai is gonna destroy Shifu,
if I can't free him!

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This is big time!
Kung Fu master time!

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I can get Kung Fu masters.

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You can?
How? Who? Where?

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"Gao of the hundred stars",
and "Yuan, the musical archer"!

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Master Gao and master Yuan?

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Those guys were awesome
like a ... million years ago.

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<i>They fought in the battle
against two thousand scorpions.</i>

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Actually, you forgot the guys
clustered along the trees.

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Yes, indeed, must be closer
to three thousand.

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It hardly seems fair.

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<i> Gao, had like hundred stars. </i>

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<i>And Yuan was a musical archer. </i>

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Whoa.
But, where are they?

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Are they behind that
pathetical people, or ...

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Do not judge a book by its cover, Po.

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But, that's them?

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These guys are those guys?

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Ms. Gao, you were
like a star-throwing machine!

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Mr. Yuan, I heard you could
control arrows with your mind!

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And I can bend noodles
to my will! I will come, too!

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No, Dad.
It's too dangerous.

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Why? Why?
Because they're old?

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They can't attack it?

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They're still good, son.

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Ms. Gao,
show us your throwing stars.

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I have them right here
in my throwing-star bag.

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So, it's teeth, so what?

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Mr. Yuang here can still hit

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a flat tire from 100 yards
with that bow of his.

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Luckily.
I always have it with me.

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Ok. I know, this is gonna
sound bad, but ...

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I mean ...

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You guys were awesome!

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Then, many many years
went by, and ...

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Well, don't get me wrong,
you're still awesome, but ...

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you... you gonna get hurt
or worse!

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- No...
- Don't be ridiculous!

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That's crazy talk!

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But, Ms. Gao, you were born the year,
they invented rope!

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And Mr. Yuan is older than you!

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Po, that was rude!
I taught you better than that.

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Boy's got a mouth in him.

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I am the Dragon Warrior,
I'll handle this on my own.

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Shifu!
Are you okey?

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Forget about me, get "the Thunder Kick"
helmet before Temutai!

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No, I gotta get you out!

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The roof is gonna cave in!

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You've gotta get that helmet
before he does!

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If Temutai has it, there is no force
in a valley that would stop him!

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<i> Yes!
I'm close, I can feel it!</i>

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Hurry, the helmet is downstairs.

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<i>Four doors past the dungeon.</i>

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Right!

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We have a dungeon?

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- Get going!
- That panda!

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Attack!

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Oh, we're down with hiding.

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I guess, we'll have to move on
with kicking butt portion!

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Oh, I guess we're doing
the impossible odd things, now.

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Good choice!

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Oh!
You're making a colossal mistake!

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'Cause every moment now, I will be joined
by the return of the Furious Five!

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<i> Where is the toilet? </i>

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Or them...

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Guys, go back!
You'll get hurt.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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I still got...

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It seems like now ...

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I'm going to pass out.

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Hi, son!

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You're Ping's kid.
Right?

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So you gonna fight with us, huh?

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Oh, don't hurt me with your teeth...

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Watch out!
Maybe she may knit me a sweater.

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What?

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Wow!
I didn't even know, that was a thing!

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Don't smile at him, you're old.

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Old people can't smile.
It's right, Po?

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We can't do anything.

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Dad, can we discuss this later?

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We've got company!

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00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:08,607
I need to get in there
and stop Temutai.

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Can you guys cover me?

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You do what you need to do, Po!
We'll tide up here.

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- Panda!
- I'm working on it!

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Too late, Panda!

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At last, it is I
who'll humiliate you!

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The helmet will be mine!

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00:17:00,045 --> 00:17:04,527
Wow, you're so dramatic!
You don't have to shout everything.

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I shall defeat you!

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00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:10,005
Seriously, can you not talk
like a normal person?

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So many helmets.
Which one?

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That must be it!
The fanciest one!

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With this helmet I would have the power
of "the Invincible Thunder Kick"!

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No! That's the
"Monkey-chicken dance" helmet!

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I might have to take
that one home ...

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<i>Ouch.</i>

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That must have been
"Your worst enemy" helmet!

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That wasn't me!

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00:18:18,909 --> 00:18:21,049
That helmet has to be here!

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00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,925
Goodbye, Panda.

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00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:05,714
Wait a minute...

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00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,780
Don't judge a book by its cover!

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00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,182
It's "Thunder Kick" time!

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Crush him!

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00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:53,056
What helmet is this?

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That's "Your worst enemy" helmet!

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Bye, bye.

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Shifu!

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Shifu!
Stand back!

248
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<i>Wait!</i>

249
00:21:15,512 --> 00:21:16,877
What are you doing?

250
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<i>Putting my robe back on.
It's hot in here.</i>

251
00:21:20,065 --> 00:21:21,565
<i>Ok.</i>

252
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,514
Thank you, Po,
you saved the valley.

253
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:41,702
You couldn't carry that helmet in
and then put it on?

254
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,954
Hey, guys.

255
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,971
Yeah, look I kind of
owe you an apology

256
00:21:52,972 --> 00:21:55,417
about that stuff I said about
you're being old.

257
00:21:55,418 --> 00:21:58,637
"Old as rope",
if I remember correctly.

258
00:21:58,638 --> 00:22:03,781
You know, "rope", that thing
that is a very useful and helpful.

259
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,082
Yes.

260
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:08,793
And "rope" has got its feelings hurt,
when you said it.

261
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,795
- Oh, what does that mean?
- I am the rope.

262
00:22:13,183 --> 00:22:15,420
Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.

263
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,804
That was wrong of me.

264
00:22:16,805 --> 00:22:18,354
But we need a fourth.

265
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,646
Mahjong?
Anyone?

266
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It's my turn.

267
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,979
Take your time, Mrs. Gao.
No rush.

268
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:32,831
Hey, you gotta try all this
levitation Kung-Fu, Po!

269
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,627
Get over yourselves.

270
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,586
Po, don't you wanna go learn
fly with your friends?

271
00:22:40,587 --> 00:22:43,039
I am right
where I wanna be, Dad.

272
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This is Mahjong.
Mahjong!

273
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<i> Ha, deal with that!</i>

274
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<i> Hey, no cheating, Mrs. Gao.</i>

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<i> transcript by f1nc0, www.addic7ed.com
timing by Legendas em Série </i>