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? Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda! ?
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? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom
doo boom-boom! ?
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? Raised in a noodle shop ?
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? never seeking glory or fame ?
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? he climbed the mountain top ?
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? and earned
the Dragon Warrior name. ?
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? Hu! Ah! Ya! ?
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? Kung Fu Panda! ?
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? Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ?
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? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ?
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? and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ?
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? Kung Fu Panda. ?
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? Doo-doo-doo-doo-
doom-doom-doom-doom! ?
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? He lives, he trains ?
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? and he fights
with the Furious Five ?
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? protect the valley
somethin' somethin' ?
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? somethin' somethin' alive ?
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? Oh! Ah! Uh! ?
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? Kung Fu Panda ?
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? Legends of awesomeness. ?
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Sweet!
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..:: 1x22 - Has-Been Hero ::..
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I'm late!
I gotta--I gotta go. I gotta--
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Huh?
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No way!
It's Kwan the Un-killable!
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I thought he was dead.
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The last time I saw him,
I was a kid at Kong Bai stadium.
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[crowd cheering]
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That place was jam-packed
full of amazing food vendors.
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And Kwan was awesome!
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He was incredible.
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That was the day he was going
to introduce the ram slam!
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Po! Po!
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Po!
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- Ah! I'm late!
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Oops.
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[whistles innocently]
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He's coming!
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[kung fu grunting]
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Kwan the Un-killable's
coming to the Valley of peace,
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You're late, panda.
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I saw Kwan fight when I was a kid.
He was my hero!
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Who isn't your hero?
[grunts]
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The only person you don't idolize
is Ling the shoemaker. [grunts]
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Actually...
I mean, he makes a pretty good shoe.
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[grunts]
Ah!
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I've seen Kwan's show.
It's staged. It's fake.
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That's not real kung fu.
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If knocking out 100 ninjas
coming at you in single-file
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isn't real kung fu,
I don't know what is.
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[knock at door]
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My name is Bai Li.
I'm looking for the Dragon warrior.
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[dreamy music]
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Y-y-you... you...
have a nose.
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Smooth.
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I am the Dragon warrior.
How may I be of assistance, citizen?
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I have been sent
by Kwan the Un-killable.
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Kwan requests the pleasure
of your presence at his match.
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[gasps]
Kwan knows who I am?
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And he thinks my presence
is a pleasure?
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[giggling]
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[dreamy music resumes]
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We look forward
to seeing you there.
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Hello.
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Hey, I got
an extra ticket if anyone--
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I'll go!
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Awesome!
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[gasps] I wonder
how hard it would be to shave
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Kwan's name into my fur.
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As pressing as that question is,
you've got training to do, panda.
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I want you to swing hard
at this target, but not hit it.
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- That's it?
- Yes.
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'Cause usually when we do
one-on-one training,
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you're up to something tricky.
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Like that time when
it turned out the training dummy
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was made of tar and I got stuck in--
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- Po.
- Goo.
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Po!
[gasps]
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Gah!
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You have strength, panda,
but you lack restraint. Come with me.
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[weakly]
Little help?
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[locks clicking]
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- Iron turtle shells.
- Whoa.
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[struggling]
Kinda... heavy.
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Train with the iron turtle shells,
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and control and precision will be yours.
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[struggling]
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Ahh!
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It takes a while.
I'll be back.
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Wait. Uh...
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How do i, uh... [strains]
Take these things off?
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You can't.
They lock.
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I'll do it when you're ready.
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Oh, but, but, but,
Shifu Shifu Shifu.
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It's just that i--
I mean, I have tickets to see Kwan,
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and could I do this twice later?
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[sighs]
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Thank you! Oof!
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Check out the banner!
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This is gonna be insane!
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The return of Kwan!
Can you feel the electricity?
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Can you smell the excitement?
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Smells more like
month-old bean ramen.
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Where is everyone?
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[man coughing]
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I don't know, Kwan used to
pack this place so full.
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Sometimes I had
to fit into one seat.
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Introducing the main event
of the evening...
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He has the power of the ocean!
[giddy]
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The speed of a mountain!
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He is... Kwan the Un-killable!
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[groans]
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Yeah! Kwan rules all!
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Yeah!
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Who's the goat?
You are!
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[dreamy music]
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- Beautiful.
- Yeah, I guess.
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Although he used
to be taller, I think, huh?
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And his opponent...
Bolo, the tepid!
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Boo!
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[laughs] Awesome.
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[gong rings]
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Kwan, you own this guy!
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He's got him right
where he wants him.
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[groans]
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Okay, maybe not right
where he wants him.
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[groans]
[grunts and groans]
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Uh, sorry, Po.
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Sorry?
What do you mean?
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I mean, he's still
Kwan the Un-killable.
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[gasps] I gotta get him
to sign my belly.
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I mean... my poster.
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Do you think he'd
sign my belly?
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Po! You made it!
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Tea?
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[straining]
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It's such an honor
to meet the Dragon warrior.
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Wow!
Kwan the Un-killable!
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Will you sign my bell--
Poster?
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[straining]
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[straining continues]
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I am so honored you were
here to see my last fight.
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- Last fight? No! Why?
- I'm finished.
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No one wants to see
an old man fall down.
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Monkey might.
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Aw, come on.
You're not that old.
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[splash]
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Oh, uh, sorry.
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At least my glass eye
didn't pop out.
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[splash]
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I wish there was something I could
do to help you get back on top.
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- Really?
- [whimpers]
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I'm, like, your biggest fan!
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I even have the
Kwan the Un-killable lunchbox,
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with authentic old-milk smell!
I'd do anything.
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Well, I could fight
someone great, let's say,
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Like, the Dragon warrior?
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Well, that would
put me on top again!
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Kwan the Un-kill...
bleh!
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[splash]
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Fight the dra-- fight the dragon?
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But, uh, don't you think, uh,
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maybe you might, kinda like...
lose a little bit?
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No, because you would let me win.
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Ahh!
I'm not following you.
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You know,
you would pretend to lose.
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Like, you hit me very lightly, and I say:
"Ha! Is this your worst?"
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Then, I hit you, maybe not so light,
and you react, like: "oh! argh!
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"Your kung-fu is too strong for me!
Kwan you are Un-killable!"
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"You are the champion of all!
Even me!"
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Oh! I get it.
It'll be like... like a play.
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I'll just do
little baby punches.
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Ha!
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Whoa.
Uh, gotta work on that.
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I could be great again.
I could live!
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And not spend my last coin
on flowers for my grave.
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- But I--
- [groaning]
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- I'll do it!
- I knew I could count on you.
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- Whoa.
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Po.
[straining]
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Something in my eye.
Not crying.
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Very manly.
Did you see that?
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My lifelong hero totally
shook my hand and called me Po,
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which is my name!
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You don't think
he minded me blowing my nose
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in his beard, do you?
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- You're right, she is pretty.
- What?
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- Hey, I think I left my hat
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back where the pretty
piggy lady is, so I...
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- It's on your head.
- Ohh!
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[laughing] Well, look at...
Okay. Bye.
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Hello?
Anybody here?
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Bai Li?
It's, uh, it's me. Crane.
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You shouldn't be here!
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[gasps] Kwan? Kwan!
You--you're not--
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You--
Oh! oh, I gotta warn Po.
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Bai Li!
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Bai Li, get behind me.
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Not safe.
It's Kwan, he--
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Monkey! help me out!
I've gotta lose to Kwan,
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and I can't
restrain my awesomeness.
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[sighs]
Okay.
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00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:15,208
Let's say this plate is Kwan's jaw.
Try to stop your punch early.
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[grunts]
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More early.
Try again.
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[grunts]
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Keep trying.
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[grunting]
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What if we run out of plates?
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Pfff!
We're never gonna run out of plates.
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We ran out of plates.
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Gah!
I can't do
little baby punches!
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They all come out
like big panda punches.
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- Why do you want to punch a baby?
- What? No!
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I just don't want
to hurt Kwan in the fight.
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- I think you're supposed
to hurt people in a fight.
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It's not a real fight.
It's like a show. Like a fun show.
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No, a fun show
is an old man falling down.
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Ah! I just want to help
my hero and lose the fight!
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Po!
To honor kung fu,
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you must do your best at all times.
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Anything else is cheating.
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00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:09,495
But, master Shifu,
I'm just gonna, you know,
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do him a little favor.
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- Which means?
- I'm gonna, like, you know, hold back a little.
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- Which means?
- I'm not gonna do my best,
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which means I'm gonna cheat.
Ahh!
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Po. losing is not dishonorable
if it is for the right reason.
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But, having a Kwan
the Un-killable lunchbox
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with authentic old-milk smell
is not the right reason.
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Someone's been in my room.
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Ahh!
What am I gonna do?
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I hit him, I'm gonna knock his
jaw back to the yuen dynasty.
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- When was that?
- Like, last week sometime?
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How can I try my hardest,
yet still not hit?
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- I might have an idea.
- Kwan!
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You came up
all those stairs to see me?
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- I started before dawn.
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Perhaps, Po,
a master such as yourself
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might use something to slow down
and tame your impressive skills.
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00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:06,653
- Like what?
- Are those iron turtle shells?
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00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,155
Yeah!
The iron turtle shells!
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00:13:09,157 --> 00:13:11,991
Great idea.
If I wore the iron--
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- Kwan?
- It's a long way back.
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[dazed]
Where am I? What?
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Uh, where am I?
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Oh, you're at
my little tea party.
251
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,439
Who are you!
252
00:13:26,441 --> 00:13:27,840
And what have you done
with my whatever it is
253
00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:29,409
that I don't remember that's mine.
254
00:13:29,411 --> 00:13:32,945
[laughs]
You don't remember anything?
255
00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:34,147
No!
256
00:13:34,149 --> 00:13:37,150
You don't remember
that maybe you liked me?
257
00:13:37,152 --> 00:13:39,686
No! But, well--
You are sorta my type.
258
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:43,623
[obnoxious laugh]
259
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,626
Wow. now--
Now that, you'd think I'd remember.
260
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:49,495
You know,
if you promise not to run away,
261
00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:52,532
I promise not to hit you
on the head again. [laughs]
262
00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:54,834
Hit me on the--
wait.
263
00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:58,905
You're Bai Li.
With the nose.
264
00:13:58,907 --> 00:14:02,809
I-I am remembering something,
Something to do with Kwan.
265
00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:05,378
Whoa.
Look at that banner!
266
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:08,681
Kwan the Un-killable
and the Dragon warrior-- together!
267
00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:12,919
Too cool.
Monkey, get a quick sketch of this.
268
00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:14,253
[screams]
269
00:14:14,255 --> 00:14:15,321
Souvenirs!
270
00:14:15,323 --> 00:14:18,057
[gasps]
Look at this!
Little stuffed action figures!
271
00:14:18,059 --> 00:14:20,393
Gah! gah!
gah, gah, gah!
272
00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:22,962
Commemorative cups,
silk screened tunics...
273
00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:25,898
[gasps, shudders]
274
00:14:30,104 --> 00:14:33,806
A Po versus
Kwan the Un-killable lunchbox!
275
00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:35,274
[sniffs]
276
00:14:35,276 --> 00:14:37,643
With authentic old-milk smell?
277
00:14:37,645 --> 00:14:40,446
How do they do that
in just one day?
278
00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:44,150
[sniffs repeatedly]
279
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,618
[growls]
280
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,619
[sniffs] Oh!
281
00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:49,122
[both struggling]
282
00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:50,690
No time.
In the ring.
283
00:14:50,692 --> 00:14:51,891
Hold that for me!
284
00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:55,428
Kwan's up to something.
I gotta see Po and tell him.
285
00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:58,965
Introducing the main event
of the evening...
286
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:00,299
[crowd cheering]
287
00:15:00,301 --> 00:15:01,267
[straining]
288
00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:03,069
Help me with these weights.
289
00:15:03,071 --> 00:15:07,607
He has the power of the ocean!
The speed of a mountain!
290
00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:09,609
Those are gonna slow you down.
291
00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:14,580
Hey, I gotta give him a chance.
You know, make a good show.
292
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:18,184
He is Kwan the Un-killable!
293
00:15:18,186 --> 00:15:21,454
I mean, he is kind of a feeble old man.
294
00:15:21,456 --> 00:15:25,158
I saw Kwan
and he's no feeble old man.
295
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,893
[roars]
296
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,998
[fireworks]
297
00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:35,802
Hi-ya!
298
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:41,741
Dragon warrior,
time to meet your doom.
299
00:15:41,743 --> 00:15:45,778
Is this part of the show?
300
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,615
[crowd cheering]
301
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:53,669
I've been waiting
a long time for this, panda.
302
00:15:53,671 --> 00:15:55,538
Wait--uh, what?
303
00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:02,111
[straining]
304
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,048
Ahh!
305
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,318
[grunting]
306
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,388
You want to see Po?
Oh, you'll see him.
307
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:16,325
Maybe on a doctor's bed...
after Kwan annihilates him!
308
00:16:16,327 --> 00:16:17,326
[gasps]
309
00:16:17,328 --> 00:16:19,261
[grunts]
310
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:22,198
That won't happen!
311
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,767
Nothing's gonna slow down
the Dragon warrior!
312
00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:26,202
[straining]
313
00:16:26,204 --> 00:16:28,504
Maybe not the best time
to be wearing these.
314
00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:30,673
Gah!
315
00:16:30,675 --> 00:16:32,541
I've gotta warn my friend.
316
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:33,809
[struggling]
317
00:16:33,811 --> 00:16:35,111
Give me a minute.
318
00:16:35,113 --> 00:16:37,713
[obnoxious laugh]
319
00:16:37,715 --> 00:16:40,783
Before this next thing,
I want to tell you something.
320
00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:42,785
Your laugh is really annoying!
321
00:16:42,787 --> 00:16:43,719
[growls]
322
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,290
Oof!
323
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,094
[struggling]
324
00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:55,731
[kung fu grunting]
325
00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:56,966
[groans]
326
00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:57,900
Ha!
327
00:17:00,003 --> 00:17:00,936
[gasps]
328
00:17:02,973 --> 00:17:04,874
[screaming]
329
00:17:05,976 --> 00:17:10,680
Oh, no! He's gonna
use the ram slam against me!
330
00:17:10,682 --> 00:17:12,081
Cool!
331
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,283
[distant screaming]
332
00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,018
Ahh!
333
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,453
[grunts]
334
00:17:17,455 --> 00:17:20,790
[laughter]
335
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:25,061
- Hey! Good one!
- Kwan wants to kill you!
336
00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:28,097
Bai Li kidnapped me
and held me prisoner for, like,
337
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:30,900
w-wha... what day is it?
Is it wednesday? I lost track of time.
338
00:17:30,902 --> 00:17:33,703
Wait, what? [shocked]
Kwan's trying to kill me?
339
00:17:33,705 --> 00:17:35,938
[laughs]
Great routine!
340
00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:39,241
It's not a routine!
Kwan set Po up!
341
00:17:39,243 --> 00:17:42,244
- No!
- Say wha--who?
342
00:17:42,246 --> 00:17:46,282
You don't remember, do you?
Humiliating me?
343
00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:49,218
Not really.
I humiliate a lot of people.
344
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:52,455
It was quite some time ago.
345
00:17:52,457 --> 00:17:56,859
I was poised to be a champion,
a true warrior!
346
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:04,400
After years of working up to it,
347
00:18:04,402 --> 00:18:09,105
I was ready to introduce
my finishing move: "the ram slam"!
348
00:18:09,107 --> 00:18:13,242
Then, out of nowhere,
a dumpling took me down.
349
00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:16,812
Your dumpling.
I was a joke.
350
00:18:16,814 --> 00:18:20,282
It was your dumpling
that cost me everything.
351
00:18:20,284 --> 00:18:25,087
From then on,
I could only get work... by losing.
352
00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:26,956
Help me get these weights off!
353
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:27,890
[gasps]
354
00:18:30,494 --> 00:18:33,162
Where you going?
I'm just getting started!
355
00:18:33,164 --> 00:18:34,096
[growls]
356
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,433
Huh?
357
00:18:37,435 --> 00:18:38,868
Ah!
[grunts]
358
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,069
[screaming]
359
00:18:40,071 --> 00:18:41,337
[straining]
360
00:18:41,339 --> 00:18:42,371
[crowd cheering]
361
00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:43,372
[screaming]
362
00:18:43,374 --> 00:18:44,874
[groans]
363
00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:46,442
[screaming]
364
00:18:46,444 --> 00:18:48,577
[grunts]
365
00:18:48,579 --> 00:18:49,945
That's one!
366
00:18:49,947 --> 00:18:52,181
[grunts]
367
00:18:52,183 --> 00:18:54,016
[screaming]
368
00:18:55,252 --> 00:18:56,285
Finally.
369
00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:58,220
[grunts]
370
00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:04,160
[grunting]
371
00:19:06,363 --> 00:19:09,965
Gah!
That's two!
372
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:10,966
[exhales]
373
00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:13,903
[grunting]
374
00:19:16,973 --> 00:19:17,907
That's three.
375
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,578
All: Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
376
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:30,352
[grunting]
377
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,664
[laughs]
378
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:45,401
[crowd cheering]
379
00:19:45,403 --> 00:19:47,236
[grunting]
380
00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:53,309
[laughs]
381
00:19:53,311 --> 00:19:56,245
[grunting]
382
00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:01,917
[screams]
383
00:20:04,821 --> 00:20:07,756
[struggling]
384
00:20:11,661 --> 00:20:14,597
Wahh!
385
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,167
Ohh!
386
00:20:18,169 --> 00:20:19,835
[groans]
387
00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,893
[groans]
388
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,967
Noo!
389
00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:59,041
[laughter, cheers]
390
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:02,077
Go ahead, Po.
Now you can finish what you started.
391
00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:06,615
You can finally destroy me,
once and for all.
392
00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:06,615
Just what you always wanted!
393
00:21:06,617 --> 00:21:09,718
No! Never!
I never wanted that, ever!
394
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,454
I was a kid!
I'm your fan!
395
00:21:12,456 --> 00:21:16,025
I didn't even know.
I'm sorry.
396
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:18,894
You're my hero!
397
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:23,599
No, I'm sorry,
And I'm no hero.
398
00:21:23,601 --> 00:21:27,603
Wait. You can still be one.
Still be a hero!
399
00:21:27,605 --> 00:21:33,108
- W--how?
- Say: "Ha! Is this your worst?"
400
00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:37,079
- What?
- Say, "Ha! Is this your worst?"
401
00:21:37,081 --> 00:21:39,481
Oh! I, uh...
[clears throat]
402
00:21:39,483 --> 00:21:42,518
Ha!
Is this your worst?
403
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,822
Ooh! Ah! Ow!
Ohh! Oww!
404
00:21:46,824 --> 00:21:47,923
Oh!
Argh!
405
00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:51,126
Your kung fu is too strong for me!
406
00:21:51,128 --> 00:21:55,664
Kwan!
[struggling]
407
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:03,405
You are Un-killable!
You are the champion of all!
408
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,809
All:
Kwan! Kwan! Kwan!
409
00:22:06,811 --> 00:22:08,744
You sure?
410
00:22:08,746 --> 00:22:12,815
There is no dishonor in losing
if it's for the right reason.
411
00:22:12,817 --> 00:22:18,587
- And the winner is...
- The Dragon warrior!
412
00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:21,023
Kwan the Un-killable!
413
00:22:21,025 --> 00:22:24,460
[crowd cheering]
[cheering]
414
00:22:24,462 --> 00:22:28,364
[obnoxious laugh]
415
00:22:28,366 --> 00:22:32,401
Thank you, Po. Is there
some way I can make it up to you?
416
00:22:32,403 --> 00:22:35,838
Actually...
you could sign my belly.
417
00:22:39,743 --> 00:22:41,810
[whimpers]
418
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:45,839
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