1 00:00:11,242 --> 00:00:14,409 ? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ? 2 00:00:14,411 --> 00:00:17,613 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ? 3 00:00:17,615 --> 00:00:19,515 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 4 00:00:19,517 --> 00:00:21,250 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 5 00:00:21,252 --> 00:00:22,551 ? he climbed the mountain top ? 6 00:00:22,553 --> 00:00:24,720 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ? 7 00:00:24,722 --> 00:00:26,088 ? Hu! Ah! Ya! ? 8 00:00:26,090 --> 00:00:27,856 ? Kung Fu Panda! ? 9 00:00:27,858 --> 00:00:30,459 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ? 10 00:00:30,461 --> 00:00:33,962 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 11 00:00:33,964 --> 00:00:37,499 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 12 00:00:37,501 --> 00:00:39,368 ? Kung Fu Panda. ? 13 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:42,271 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo- doom-doom-doom-doom! ? 14 00:00:42,273 --> 00:00:43,338 ? He lives, he trains ? 15 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:46,041 ? and he fights with the Furious Five ? 16 00:00:46,043 --> 00:00:47,743 ? protect the valley somethin' somethin' ? 17 00:00:47,745 --> 00:00:49,044 ? somethin' somethin' alive ? 18 00:00:49,046 --> 00:00:50,345 ? Oh! Ah! Uh! ? 19 00:00:50,347 --> 00:00:53,380 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 20 00:00:53,651 --> 00:00:55,450 ? Legends of awesomeness. ? 21 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:56,789 Sweet! 22 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:59,790 ..:: 1x23 - Love Stings ::.. 23 00:01:00,791 --> 00:01:03,791 corrected by f1nc0 - - Addic7ed.com - - 24 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,671 [grunts] 25 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:16,875 [laughs nervously] [grunts] 26 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:17,876 Dad! 27 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:21,046 I got your... ooh! Ooh. Stuff. 28 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:24,083 [grunts] 29 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:28,454 Hello? 30 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:30,823 [grunts] 31 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:34,626 Okay. just gotta do a little squeezy squeeze action here. 32 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:38,030 [struggling noises] 33 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:39,865 Need to work on my... [grunts] squeezy squeeze. 34 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,701 Po! What are you doing? 35 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,471 Just, uh, hanging. 36 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,072 Stop goofing around. 37 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,208 The autumn festival's in a week, 38 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,376 and we need to bake moon cakes! 39 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:52,911 [popping sound] Ah! 40 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,646 Dad, I, uh... 41 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,182 I'm kinda too busy to help this year, you know? 44 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,023 than baking 2,700 moon cakes? 45 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,358 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 46 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:10,028 And making enough scratch to get that deluxe spatula 47 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:13,665 I've had my eye on? [choral singing] 48 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,167 I don't know. 49 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,504 Maybe, like, being the most bodacious warrior in the land, 50 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,973 responsible for the safety of all who reside 51 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,307 in the Valley of peace. 52 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,776 Oh! That reminds me. 53 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:28,280 Your autumn festival clown costume! 54 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,082 [sighs] 55 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:34,353 Goodie goodie. [giggles] 56 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,622 Oh, so happy! 57 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:40,025 Dad. Dragon warrior. Me. 58 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,628 I can't be the autumn festival clown anymore. 59 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:45,130 And I don't have time to help you make moon cakes! 60 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,265 Okay? 61 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:49,668 [laughs] 62 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,003 Why are you laughing? 63 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:54,273 It's that costume! So funny. 64 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:57,009 [groans] 65 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:59,778 Mm. Not so funny now. 66 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:00,946 Fine, Po. 67 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,581 Don't worry about your poor old dad, 68 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,550 working his wings to the bone. 69 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:07,019 Go! Go. Go have your fun. 70 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,820 [sighs] Not fun, Dad. 71 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:14,193 Dragon warrior business. Serious stuff. 72 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:20,132 [yelling gleefully] 73 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,068 Whoa! 74 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,837 Monkey, get ready for the... whoa. 75 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,573 Whoa. 76 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:30,709 [pants] Dizzy. 77 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:34,079 Ha! Ooh. Ah! 78 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,814 Oh! Whoa. 79 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:39,451 Heh...uh, whoa! Ah! Ooh. [laughs] 80 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:40,752 Ki-cha! 81 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:41,987 Wha... ooh! 82 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,488 [laughter] 83 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:47,993 [gagging sounds] [retching] 84 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,494 Except for that puking part, 85 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:52,731 that might've been the best idea we've ever had. 86 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,901 [yelling] 87 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,736 Wh... ah! 88 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,870 Oh, yeah. 89 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,305 - Ah! Wh... - Uh! 90 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:03,742 Wow, you're really getting good at dizzy kung fu. 91 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,143 - Huh! - Oh! 92 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:07,379 Ah, you can't fight the dizzy. 93 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,381 You gotta use the dizzy. 94 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:12,217 See, if I aim over there, then I hit over here. 95 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:13,252 [grunts] 96 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,687 Cool, huh? 97 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,688 [gasps] Dad! 98 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,857 Humph. 99 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,493 Official Dragon warrior business, huh? 100 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,563 And this is why you leave me all alone? Humph. 101 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,565 Dad, wait. 102 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,567 [sighs] 103 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,336 I think Dad's gotten lonely since I moved out. 104 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:36,108 And I guess I've sorta been ditching him lately. A lot. 105 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,176 Ditch your dad? That's mean. 106 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,579 - You're mean! - No, I'm not! 107 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,347 It's just... I'm dragon warrior now. 108 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,415 I have my own life, 109 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:47,786 and I... he... I... he... oh. 110 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,490 [sighs] Maybe I am mean... ish. 111 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,158 You should make it up to him. 112 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,826 Get him something to keep him company. 113 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,362 Like a plant. Or a drawing of a mountain. 114 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:59,264 [gasps] That's it! 115 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,266 - You're getting him a plant? - No... 116 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,335 A girlfriend! Read it. 117 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:06,271 "Business owner. Father of Dragon warrior." 118 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:09,775 "Seeks full-time girlfriend. No old goats need apply." 119 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:13,211 And let the ladies pour in. 120 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:18,817 Uh, Dad? 121 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,452 Humph. 122 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:23,021 Uh, sorry I haven't been around much. 123 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,823 Oh, that's okay, son. 124 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,359 I know you have important Dragon warrior business 125 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:32,230 to attend to like upchucking with your monkey friend. 126 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,632 Yeah. [chuckles] 127 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:36,635 Listen, uh, I thought maybe you could use a little company. 128 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:39,271 Oh! You got me the spatula? 129 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:41,440 No. But would that have done it? 130 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,041 [knock at door] 131 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,343 [gasps] She's here! 132 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:49,748 Dad, I got you a date. With a girl. 133 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,386 Mrs. Yoon? 134 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,655 Okay, maybe "girl" was a stretch. 135 00:05:56,657 --> 00:06:00,425 But, uh, I know you've always had a thing for sassy spinsters. 136 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:03,495 [clicks tongue] [giggles] 137 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,664 Oh, Po. 138 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,333 I haven't had a date since the Chin dynasty. 139 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:12,604 Ah, but that was a great dynasty. 140 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:13,939 [sighs] 141 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,540 Still, I don't think this is a good idea. 142 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:16,842 Sure it is, Dad! 143 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,344 You're cooped up in here all day with your noodles. 144 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:23,982 You need to spend time with someone... that isn't me. 145 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:27,419 Well, I-I-I-I don't know. [chuckles] 146 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,988 Dad... 147 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,958 Here's the romantic dinner combo! 148 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,894 Two soups in one large bowl. 149 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:40,165 And I made us some nice steamed buns for the occasion. 150 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,467 What? 151 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,303 You dare besmirch the purity of my noodle soup 152 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,539 with these... these... these buns? 153 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:50,375 What kind of monster are you? 154 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,444 Oh, well, I just, uh... 155 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,112 Do I come out to your bun cart 156 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,047 and make Chao Wa all over it? 157 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,716 Because that's what you are doing to me! 158 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:58,717 Uh... 159 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,051 Now, get out of my shop, 160 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,120 and take your steamy buns with you! 161 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:07,058 Ah! Well, uh, I had a lovely ti... 162 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:10,462 [knock at door] 163 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,932 Thanks again. 164 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:17,536 - Chao Wa? - I made it up. 165 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,472 [playing lute badly] 166 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,113 So, I like you. Do you like me? 167 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,682 Well, you don't sweat much for a pig. 168 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,851 [lute playing stops] 169 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:35,954 So, what are you looking for in a woman? 170 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:39,458 Well, antennae creep me right out. 171 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,294 Are you sure you're a woman? 172 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,528 [snorts] 173 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:48,934 Ouch! 174 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:52,537 - Dad, what's going on? - I don't know what you mean. 175 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:54,105 You're being rude, obnoxious. 176 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,508 You challenged that one lady to a fist fight! 177 00:07:56,510 --> 00:08:00,045 - Well, she was eyeballing me! - Dad! 178 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,681 Oh, all right. I'll let you in on my secret. 179 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,050 I was trying to get rid of those ladies. 180 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,384 Because? 181 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:09,855 I already... have a girlfriend. 182 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,723 What? Really? 183 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,226 That's... great! This... this is so... 184 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:16,461 [clanking] 185 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,497 Hang on, Dad. 186 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:23,235 [gasps] Scorpion! 187 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:27,439 [ominous music] 188 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:30,475 Huh! [grunting] 189 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,377 Let me out of here! 190 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,413 Dad, Scorpion's back to seek her revenge! 191 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:36,748 Run! Get the Five! 192 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:37,883 Uh... no, Po! 193 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,818 Po, Po! You don't understand! 194 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:43,355 No, you don't understand! Scorpion is dang... ah! 195 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,190 [grunts] Ooh. Ooh. 196 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,992 Scorpion is... 197 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:49,694 Nooo! 198 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,231 - My girlfriend! - Huh? 199 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:57,202 Nooo! 200 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,405 Dad, watch out! Scorpion's on you! 201 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:01,506 No, Po! No! 202 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,441 If you just move... will you please... 203 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,810 You're making this difficult. I gotta save you! 204 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,279 Ooh. 205 00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:10,749 I'm telling you! She's my girlfriend. 206 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,785 You and scorpion? Together? 207 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:18,056 No. Really? No. Really? No! 208 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,824 Really! 209 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:22,193 This can't be happening. I... [gasps] 210 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,697 She's brainwashed you with her scorpion poison. 211 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,233 Quick, how many fingers am I holding up? 212 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,035 - None. - Right. 213 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,037 - But she could've coached you. - Oh, Po. 214 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:35,640 You're thinking of the old me. I'm not evil anymore. 215 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:39,044 Really? What changed you? 216 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,780 The love of a good goose. 217 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,983 Uh, Dad, can I talk to you privately? 218 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:48,553 Away from your [gags] girlfriend? 219 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:51,423 Be right back. [gasps] 220 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:54,259 What are you thinking? You can't date Scorpion! 221 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,262 She's a convicted, villainous, evil, criminal mastermind! 222 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,698 Ah, ah, ah! Never convicted. 223 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,233 Whatever! She's still, like, banished. 224 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,003 In exile! Not allowed to be here! 225 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:10,442 [sighs] The sweet allure of forbidden love. Ah. 226 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:14,312 Dad, I don't care what she says. She is evil! 227 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,581 Oh, honey. You seem upset. 228 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:21,219 - Want a cookie? - I... yes. 229 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,756 [mouth full] But it doesn't change the fact that... 230 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,158 Wow, this is a really good cookie. 231 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,328 I know. All this and she can cook, too! 232 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:35,867 - She's like my dream bug. - Oh, charmer. 233 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,737 And you. You're staying for dinner. 234 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,106 Dinner? Pfft. No way. 235 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:47,045 [all chewing] 236 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:51,883 So, Po. 237 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:55,186 Did you know that Scorpion once won a baking competition? 238 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,756 Really? That's interesting. 239 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,391 Hey, here's another fun fact. 240 00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:05,196 Did you know that Scorpion once tried to kill me? 241 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,966 Humph. 242 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,435 Po! Now you are being rude. 243 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,603 But Dad! 244 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:15,340 [sighs] Just look at her. Isn't she beautiful? 245 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:20,378 And those eyes... All those gorgeous eyes. 246 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,014 [gags] 247 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,850 And that exoskeleton. Wowee! 248 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,319 Seriously, Dad, I don't know how this happened, but... 249 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,354 It was you, son. 250 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,022 - You brought us together. - Me? 251 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,223 It's true. 252 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:35,527 Once I saw that flyer you put up, I thought, 253 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:40,198 "this is a person I could be with until the day he dies." 254 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,268 Dies? 255 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,938 Look, you can see my lair from here. 256 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,040 Wonderful. Where? 257 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,109 [cackles] Ah! 258 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,213 No! 259 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,981 Dad! 260 00:11:56,983 --> 00:12:01,052 How could you let this happen? Ah! 261 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,621 I'm... [gasps] Dad! 262 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,723 Gotta save Dad! 263 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,458 [rattling] 264 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,093 [panting] Gotta save Dad. 265 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,762 Save Dad. Ugh, stairs. 266 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,965 [panting] [gasps] 267 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,969 Dad! She's trying to ki... 268 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:23,341 Did you come to cut vegetables with those? 269 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,444 I thought I saw... you were... I was... 270 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,747 Son, this has got to stop. 271 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,248 You've got to get used to the fact that 272 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:35,186 I'm with scorpion now because... I love her. 273 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,256 Oh, I love you too! 274 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:50,568 [retching] 275 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:58,009 Right. You could hear that. Sorry. [sighs] 276 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:02,348 I want you to be happy, Dad. 277 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,785 Scorpion, I apologize. 278 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,621 Ah! 279 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,891 [laughs nervously] 280 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:17,695 It's not entirely your fault, Po. I just have one of those faces. 281 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,998 - And you did try to kill me. - True. 282 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,868 I promise to be more supportive of your relationship, Dad. 283 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,503 Might take me a while, though. 284 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,906 But I wouldn't count on Shifu and the Furious Five. 285 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,675 Oh, do you have to tell them? 286 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:34,813 They might not be as understanding as you are. 287 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,850 Uh, please, son. 288 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,421 [sighs] Okay. 289 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:48,626 You two have a good night. I'm really... happy for you. 290 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:55,533 Nooo! 291 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,968 We heard that! 292 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,270 Sorry. 293 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,271 [sighs] 294 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,408 Greetings and salutations. 295 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:08,179 No, that's not it. Greetings and salutations. 296 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,514 [groans] 297 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,583 What's master Shifu doing? 298 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,651 [grunts] He's practicing his yearly... 299 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,255 [snoring sound] autumn festival speech for tonight. 300 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,556 Mm, that reminds me. 301 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,859 I've gotta practice sleeping with my eyes open. 302 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,194 [laughter] Oh! Good one. 303 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,597 - What? - Skip it. 304 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:31,436 [kung fu noises] 305 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,305 Uh, Po? You seem upset. 306 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,874 Huh? What do you mean? 307 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:40,845 [angry kung fu noises] 308 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:46,284 I take it you're not so happy your dad found a girlfriend. 309 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,787 [panting] I don't mind him having a girlfriend, 310 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,457 it's just not THIS girlfriend. 311 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,626 You guys know what she's like. 312 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:58,263 - How would we know that? - Uh, no. 313 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,299 Not her, per se. You just, um, I mean... 314 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,934 You guys know what women are like. 315 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,903 [chuckles] 316 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,105 Oh! No! That's not... 317 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,274 I mean... [sighs] 318 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,110 Go ahead. 319 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,046 Po, give your dad's girlfriend a chance. 320 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,348 Thanks, Viper. I'm gonna do that. 321 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,349 Ooh! 322 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,885 Ow. Ooh! Ah! 323 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,254 - Monkey! - Ooh. Sorry! 324 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,123 I thought we were doing a thing. 325 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,859 Seriously, Po. Viper's right. 326 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:31,129 You should give her a chance. 327 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,464 Dad? 328 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,334 He's delivering moon cakes for the festival. 329 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,303 Nice costume! 330 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,205 [chuckles] Yeah. Wore it for my Dad. 331 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,640 Got him a new spatula. 332 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,643 Thought we could all use it to make moon cakes together. 333 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,045 Sweet! 334 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,747 I mean, you guys care about each other... 335 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,015 [sighs] I guess, and... 336 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:54,886 maybe someday, I can care about you, too. Maybe. 337 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:58,222 Aww, honey. Sit. 338 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:01,326 Fresh out of the oven! 339 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,995 Aren't we supposed to wait until after Shifu's speech? 340 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,730 I won't tell anyone. 341 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:10,234 [chuckles] I'm starting to care about you already. 342 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,303 Mm! These are seriously good. 343 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,238 - Oh! Mm. - It's a new recipe. 344 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,175 Mm. No wonder you won that baking contest. 345 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:21,579 Truth be told, I won because I brainwashed the judges. 346 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,147 To be honest... 347 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,550 I thought you were going to brainwash my Dad. 348 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,318 [laughs] 349 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,287 That's silly. 350 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,855 Why would I want to brainwash your dad 351 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,991 when I have the opportunity to... 352 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:36,327 poison everyone in the valley?! 353 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,497 Oh! Yeah, good question. What? 354 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,667 Poison their brains! In fact... 355 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,403 I'm poisoning you right now. 356 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,338 Poison? Moon cakes? 357 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,073 [increasingly foreboding sounds] 358 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:52,844 Oh, it won't kill you, but it will make you defenseless! 359 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,479 [laughs] 360 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,247 Uh... ah. 361 00:16:56,249 --> 00:17:01,452 [slurred] Ah! I was right not to trust you! 362 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:06,057 This is going to be easier than I thought! 363 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,793 Ooh! Ow! [grunts] 364 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,528 [groans] 365 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,197 I'll take good care of your father! 366 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:18,669 [evil laugh] No! 367 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:26,544 [groans] 368 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,214 Hi, honey. Po stopped by and left you a message. 369 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,184 - He did? - Yes. He said, 370 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,720 now, oh, let me make sure I'm getting this right, 371 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,523 the Dragon warrior doesn't have time for you 372 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,659 and never wants to see your face again. 373 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,395 - Tea? - What? 374 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,730 Wha... ? 375 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,566 - He said that? - Yes. 376 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,069 No. 377 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,839 - Did you hear that? - Oh, it's the neighbors. 378 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,008 I think they're building a rumpus room. 379 00:17:57,010 --> 00:18:00,111 Shall we? The festival awaits! 380 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,879 [sighs] 381 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,449 Come on. If Po really loves you, 382 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,851 then he'll find you at the festival. 383 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,321 I... I guess you're right. 384 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:17,095 [lively music] 385 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,896 Where's Po? 386 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,666 Maybe he's bonding with his dad and his girlfriend. 387 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,802 More likely, he's bonding with a bag of almond cookies. 388 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:29,006 [laughs] Ooh, you're on fire today, Tigress. 389 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,275 - What? - Skip it. 390 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,678 Everyone, please grab a moon cake 391 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,246 for the ceremonial speech, 392 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,882 followed by the ceremonial eating of the moon cakes, 393 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,318 followed by the ceremonial ceremony. 394 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,385 All: Oh! 395 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:45,823 [excited noises] 396 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,325 Aw, pingy. 397 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:53,231 Looks like Po didn't show up and doesn't love you. 398 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,900 [grunting] 399 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:56,934 Got it! 400 00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,271 [thuds, crash] Ooh. 401 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,708 [groans] 402 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,176 And so, per tradition, 403 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:09,247 we raise our moon cakes to honor the harvest. 404 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,248 [gasps] 405 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,784 Happy autumn festival, everyone. 406 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:14,886 [slurred] No! 407 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,754 It's the autumn festival clown! 408 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,757 [slurred] Don't you eat that! 409 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,425 [laughter] Love this bit! 410 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:26,130 - Huh! - Uh-uh. No, clown! 411 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,832 You're not getting my moon cake this year! 412 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:32,303 [laughter] Ah. Uh. Ah. 413 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,640 Uh. Ah. Eeh. Ooh. 414 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,778 Look at him dance! 415 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:50,388 Nooo! 416 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,889 Ooh. 417 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,991 [groaning] 418 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,993 [grunts] What's going on? 419 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,895 [groans] 420 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:01,399 I... 421 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,100 What's happening to everyone? 422 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,936 [evil cackle] [gasps] 423 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,405 You... you... 424 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:11,909 Yes, dear. Me. 425 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,512 How'd you all like my moon cakes? 426 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,248 Ugh. 427 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,484 Ew! That's disgusting. But it doesn't matter. 428 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:24,155 One bite is enough to destroy your motor skills. 429 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:25,856 [evil laugh] 430 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:30,428 You banished me from the valley, but now I get my revenge! 431 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,164 Hey! 432 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:37,435 By the way, you look ridiculous in that costume. 433 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,103 [laughs] 434 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,672 Huh! Oh! Ooh! 435 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,942 Whoa! Ah. 436 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,913 Uh! Ooh! 437 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,349 [laughs] 438 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,919 [groans] 439 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,522 So dizzy... I... 440 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:03,561 [dizzy noises] 441 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,132 Aim over there, hit over here. 442 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:11,135 Oh! Wh... 443 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:17,074 [fighting noises] 444 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,585 [groans] 445 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:32,657 You... you can fight me? How? 446 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,626 It's called dizzy kung fu. 447 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,663 Made it up myself. 448 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:45,736 - Po! - Dad! 449 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,306 I want you to be happy! 450 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,474 [growls] Ah! 451 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,844 And I want you to be the Dragon warrior! 452 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,246 Huh? 453 00:21:55,248 --> 00:22:01,252 [fighting noises] 454 00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:10,161 Whoa! 455 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:15,166 [groans] 456 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:19,203 Scorpion, you're a villainous, evil, criminal mastermind, 457 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:22,039 and I think we should see other people. 458 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,809 [groans] 459 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,849 See, what's more fun than spending time together, Po? 460 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,286 Making 2,700 antidote-filled noodles. 461 00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:36,587 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 462 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,390 And with a brand-new spatula! 463 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,426 This is great, Dad. And by the way, 464 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:45,830 I think you have some lady admirers over there. 465 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,332 [giggling] 466 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,401 This could be a very good dynasty. 467 00:22:52,103 --> 00:22:54,671 corrected by f1nc0 - - Addic7ed.com - -