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? Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda ?
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[Scatting]
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? Raised in
a noodle shop ?
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? Never seeking
glory or fame ?
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? He climbed
the mountaintop ?
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? And earned
the Dragon Warrior name ?
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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? Kung Fu Panda
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[scatting]
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? Master Shifu saw
the warrior blossom ?
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? And master the skills
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? Of bodacious and awesome
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? Kung Fu Panda
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[scatting]
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? He lives and he trains
and he fights ?
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? With the Furious Five
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? Protect the valley
something something ?
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? Something
something alive ?
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? Kung Fu Panda
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? Legends of Awesomeness
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Sweet!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Hiyah!
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[Thud]
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[Punch impacts]
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Monk, old buddy, you picked
the wrong sparring partner.
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- Ha!
- Oof!
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I know, but the practice
dummy's in the shop.
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[Giggles]
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[Fake laughs]
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Hy-sterical, my furry friend.
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But none of your
tricky Monkey trick trickery.
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We're gonna do this.
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[Gasps]
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- What?!
- Giant rice ball!
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Wha...
[Thud]
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[Pants snap]
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Ooh, blazing butt chop.
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[Groans] Nice move.
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[Giggles]
You fall for it every time!
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Now, I'm gonna take you down.
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[Doors burst open]
[Crowd chatters]
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Whoa, you have an army, cool.
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Hello, son.
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Wait, dad?
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Is Shifu at home?
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The angry mob and I
must speak with him at once.
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[Mob mutters angrily]
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Mr. Ping.
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Oh, thank goodness, Shifu.
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You have got to do something.
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The Valley of Peace is
being swept by a crime wave.
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Awesome!
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Po, please, this is serious.
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Sorry, I meant,
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awesome-bad!
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It is awesome-bad, Po.
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The thief even stole
my emergency noodle fund.
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What if there's an emergency
and I needed money for noodles?
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I would have no fund!
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[Crowd angrily agrees]
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And worse,
he leaves childish pranks
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at the scene of each crime,
just to taunt his victims.
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[Surprised gasp]
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Monkey, what's wrong?
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Oh, nothing, just uh, wha?
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The Jade Palace
will handle this, Mr. Ping.
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Tigress, Monkey...
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Hold on, master Shifu.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Po's keen powers of observation
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make him awesome
at figuring out crime clues
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and stuff of that ilk.
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I wasn't thinking
any such thing.
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Yes, I do!
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Okay, let me
lay it down for you.
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Tigress, you'll be
my plucky assistant.
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Naturally, the monk man
will be my partner,
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like in those
buddy warrior operas.
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One warrior goes by the book.
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The other makes his own rules.
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Dibs on
the make his own rules guy.
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Uh, sorry, Po,
but I have other plans.
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[Nervous laugh]
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'Kay, so I'll just
be going now, bye.
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That was weird.
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I know, Monkey loves
playing buddy warrior.
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Be that as it may,
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Mantis, Tigress,
you'll accompany Po.
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Uh-huh.
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You won't
regret this, master Shifu.
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I'll be the best sleuthy
figure-it-out guy
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the Jade Palace has ever seen!
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[Sings to himself]
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Ooh, do we have like,
a shiny badge?
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Go.
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On it.
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Maybe some kind of
certificate or official... stick?
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Po.
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- Uh...
- Po!
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[Slaps]
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All right, dad.
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Just stay calm.
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Good.
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Plucky assistant,
you take notes.
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Substitute buddy warrior,
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get ready to hold me back
when I go berserk.
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Fwaa!
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Mr. Ping, how did
the thief get in?
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Well, I guard my
noodle fund very carefully.
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He broke in through
that locked window,
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and then got past
these booby traps,
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and went straight for
my secret noodle fund jar.
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Wow, he didn't
spring any of them?
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[Arrogant chuckle] Traps are
easy to avoid as long as you...
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- [Traps go off]
- [Pained groans]
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Uh, just getting inside
the head of the...
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I'm listening, continue.
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Hey, check this out!
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A patch of fur.
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It must have come off as
he was making his escape.
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[Grunts]
Hold on, I know what to do!
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It's as plain as the throbbing
vein on Tigress's forehead.
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[Inhales deeply]
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[Slobbers]
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[Fur squishes]
Aah.
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Can't unsee that.
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Uh, son,
we're wasting out time.
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The thief has robbed every
merchant on this street
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except for Wang.
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Uh, the grocer.
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Ooh, maybe that's
his next target.
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Sweet deduction,
substitute buddy warrior.
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Let's hide out
across the street
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and wait for the thief to show.
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Yes, a stakeout!
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Love it.
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I call first watch.
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Nothing gets past
the master of alertness.
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[Snores]
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[Mumbles]
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[Half-asleep]
No, not without my pants!
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Kung fu powers, cut in half.
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Pants, come back!
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- Po!
- [Squish] Aagh!
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Don't look at me!
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[Grunts]
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[Sighs]
The no pants dream again?
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No.
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Why would you think that?
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[Sighs] Why don't you go
splash water on your face.
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We have a long night
ahead of us.
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Good thinking,
plucky assistant.
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That's what you
bring to the party.
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Brain... s
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be right back,
refreshed and ready for action.
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[Yawns]
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[Gargles]
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[Refreshed sigh]
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Ooh.
[Laughs]
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[Wind whips]
What?
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[Rustling sounds]
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Huh?
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Halt in the name of this
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semi-official
certificate and stick.
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[Metallic jingles]
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Huh?
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- Yah!
- [Pained grunt]
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[Thud]
Ow.
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Aagh.
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[Crash]
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[Heavy crash]
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- Ugh.
- Ha!
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[Pained groans]
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Oof!
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- [Pants snap]
- [Laughs]
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Ooh, blazing butt chop.
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Wait, that's Monkey's move.
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[Coins jingle]
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[Chuckles]
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Monkey?
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Monkey?!
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[Barrels crash]
Gah!
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This can't be happening.
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Monkey is the thief?
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Or is he?
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Wha... pants?
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Search your feelings, Po.
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You know Monkey
better than anyone.
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He's no thief.
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Yeah, you're right.
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But it sure looked like Monkey.
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Who are you going to believe?
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You eyes or your talking pants?
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Eh, well, is uh,
this a trick question?
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Goodbye, Po.
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Pants, wait!
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Hey, if you're up there,
then I must...
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[Screams]
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[Breathes heavily]
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[Relieved sigh]
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It can't be Monkey.
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I've gotta get the evidence
to prove it's not him.
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Then, after craftily
collecting clues,
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we went on a stakeout.
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I remained alert while Tigress
and Mantis caught some Zs.
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So you saw
nothing last night?
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Nothing.
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- Nothing?
- Nothing.
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Nothing at all?
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[Clears throat]
Nope, nada, no.
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Uh, and I certainly didn't see
anyone we all know personally,
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I mean...
[Laughs]
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Nothing.
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The only clue we found
was this patch of fur.
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Hmm.
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This is very apelike fur.
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[High-pitched noise]
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Ape fur?
[Laughs]
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That's ridiculous.
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Apes don't have fur.
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I'm pretty sure that they do.
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Well, the only ape...
[Crunch]
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Uh, we're wasting time,
come on everyone.
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Let's get some sleep.
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[Crunch]
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Am I right?
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Yeah!
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Dude, you could not
be any weirder.
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Yeah.
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Ha.
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Sleep, little Monkey.
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Sleep like the wind.
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[Snips]
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Dark in here.
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[Cuts hair]
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[Slurp]
Uh-huh.
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Ha, these fur samples
are completely different!
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This'll prove the thief's fur
sample doesn't match Monkey's.
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[Door creaks open]
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Tigress...
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- [Slams door]
- [Screams in pain]
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Toe, ow!
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[Door opens]
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Oh, hey Po.
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So uh, what are you
doing up so late?
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Uh, nothing, I just went
for a drink of water,
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and now I'm going
back to my room.
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Ah, me too.
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Okay, well,
I'll see you in the morning.
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I'm going back to my room now.
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You can go out and rob... I mean
de... uh, I mean uh, you can
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get a drink or whatever
it is you're gonna do.
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I'm not watching
you or anything.
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No, it's like I... like I said I'm
just going back to my... room.
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Okay, good night.
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[Slurps]
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It's a match.
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Po, is that you?
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Uh, no, I mean, uh, yes.
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[Chuckles]
I thought this was my room.
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I-isn't this my room?
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I... what happened?
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I'm, uh, I'm not
looking for anything.
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I-I'm just going to my...
269
00:10:48,142 --> 00:10:50,809
The grain mill.
270
00:10:50,811 --> 00:10:52,511
Hmm.
271
00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:53,979
Po, what are you
doing in there?
272
00:10:53,981 --> 00:10:55,347
No, uh, nothing.
273
00:10:55,349 --> 00:10:58,383
[Chuckling] Nothing, I was
looking for an extra pillow.
274
00:10:58,385 --> 00:11:00,686
But, uh, Monkey said it was uh,
275
00:11:00,688 --> 00:11:02,588
I'm just gonna
go back to my room now.
276
00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:05,057
[Chuckling] Okay,
it's like I said, everybody.
277
00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:06,792
I'm just going back to my room.
278
00:11:06,794 --> 00:11:09,161
All: Goodnight, Po!
279
00:11:09,163 --> 00:11:10,195
[Door bursts open]
280
00:11:10,197 --> 00:11:11,697
[Mob yells incoherently]
281
00:11:11,699 --> 00:11:14,700
Uh, Shifu, Shifu?
282
00:11:14,702 --> 00:11:17,136
Mr. Ping, please calm down.
283
00:11:17,138 --> 00:11:19,605
We know who the thief is.
284
00:11:19,607 --> 00:11:20,772
You do?
285
00:11:20,774 --> 00:11:23,108
I dusted my shop
with noodle powder,
286
00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:26,211
and found these
fingerprints on the curtains.
287
00:11:26,213 --> 00:11:27,546
They clearly belong to a
288
00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:30,482
long-tailed,
knuckle-walking Monkey.
289
00:11:30,484 --> 00:11:33,552
[All gasp]
290
00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:35,387
Mr. Ping, are you sure?
291
00:11:35,389 --> 00:11:37,856
[Laughs]
Noodle powder doesn't lie.
292
00:11:37,858 --> 00:11:40,959
[Mob yells angrily]
293
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:44,363
Dad, mob, wait.
294
00:11:44,365 --> 00:11:46,064
I know it looks bad,
real bad, but Monkey...
295
00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:47,065
Uh, Po?
296
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,200
Just a second, Monkey.
297
00:11:48,202 --> 00:11:50,169
Fine, his fingerprints
were at the scene.
298
00:11:50,171 --> 00:11:52,871
And so was his fur and
yeah he had a suspicious map
299
00:11:52,873 --> 00:11:54,339
of all the robbed stores.
300
00:11:54,341 --> 00:11:55,340
Po!
301
00:11:55,342 --> 00:11:57,209
And sure the thief
I saw last night
302
00:11:57,211 --> 00:11:59,144
had a long tail and
moved like a Monkey.
303
00:11:59,146 --> 00:12:00,646
You saw the thief last night?
304
00:12:00,648 --> 00:12:01,647
You didn't say anything.
305
00:12:01,649 --> 00:12:02,648
Didn't I?
306
00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:05,017
Uh, it must have
slipped my uh...
307
00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:08,654
But listen, everyone, I know
this Monkey and no matter what
308
00:12:08,656 --> 00:12:12,925
the "irrefutable evidence"
may show, he's a great master,
309
00:12:12,927 --> 00:12:16,094
a warrior of integrity and
the best friend I've got.
310
00:12:16,096 --> 00:12:17,763
And he's no thief.
311
00:12:17,765 --> 00:12:18,764
Right, Monkey?
312
00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:19,865
Tell 'em the truth.
313
00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:21,266
I am the thief.
314
00:12:21,268 --> 00:12:22,434
[Mob gasps]
315
00:12:22,436 --> 00:12:23,769
Tell 'em, Monkey.
316
00:12:23,771 --> 00:12:25,504
I am the thief.
317
00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:28,073
But tell 'em
the other... Thing.
318
00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:29,274
Wai... you...
319
00:12:29,276 --> 00:12:32,578
Monkey?
320
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:35,414
No.
321
00:12:35,416 --> 00:12:40,652
Get him!
[Mob yells]
322
00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:42,254
- [Smack]
- Oof!
323
00:12:42,256 --> 00:12:45,457
[Mob groans]
324
00:12:45,459 --> 00:12:47,226
[Clang]
325
00:12:47,228 --> 00:12:49,728
[Metal scrapes]
326
00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:53,665
You protected someone whom
you knew robbed your own father?
327
00:12:55,101 --> 00:12:56,902
For shame, Po.
328
00:12:56,904 --> 00:12:58,570
For shame!
329
00:12:58,572 --> 00:13:00,439
This is a grievous day
for our temple.
330
00:13:00,441 --> 00:13:02,441
We must pursue Monkey at once.
331
00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:05,978
Wait, look, I know you don't
have any reason to trust me.
332
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,079
You got that right.
333
00:13:07,081 --> 00:13:09,414
Yeah, uh, it's just that,
334
00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:10,582
I think I know
where's he headed.
335
00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,584
Let me go alone,
he'll listen to me.
336
00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:16,588
I can fix this,
please, please, please!
337
00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,923
Very well, Po.
338
00:13:17,925 --> 00:13:19,825
But master...
339
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,793
I hope Monkey listens to you,
340
00:13:21,795 --> 00:13:25,731
because if he doesn't
we'll be coming for both of you.
341
00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:34,039
[Coins jingle]
342
00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:35,173
Monkey.
343
00:13:35,175 --> 00:13:36,575
- Wa!
- Huah!
344
00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:38,510
Monkey, listen, I don't
know why you're doing this.
345
00:13:38,512 --> 00:13:40,946
But I won't let you
throw away our friendship.
346
00:13:40,948 --> 00:13:45,517
[Kung fu sounds]
347
00:13:45,519 --> 00:13:46,752
Whoa!
348
00:13:46,754 --> 00:13:49,187
[Grunts]
349
00:13:49,189 --> 00:13:51,290
Don't make me do this, Monkey.
350
00:13:51,292 --> 00:13:54,259
For the last time,
come back with...
351
00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:56,428
What are you looking at?
352
00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:58,397
You're not Monkey.
353
00:13:58,399 --> 00:13:59,498
Who are you?
354
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,033
Tell me, who are you?!
355
00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:05,437
Po?
356
00:14:05,439 --> 00:14:07,272
He's my brother.
357
00:14:07,274 --> 00:14:08,440
Your brother.
358
00:14:08,442 --> 00:14:11,810
Ha, I knew it wasn't...
[Gibberish]
359
00:14:11,812 --> 00:14:13,545
[Laughs]
360
00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:15,480
Nighty-night, Panda.
361
00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:16,581
Gah!
362
00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:24,690
[Groans]
363
00:14:24,692 --> 00:14:26,858
Monkey, oh, I knew
you weren't the thief.
364
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:29,161
Yes, this is so awesome
and... hey wait a minute.
365
00:14:29,163 --> 00:14:30,595
You nerve-pinched me.
366
00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:32,564
What's going on?
367
00:14:32,566 --> 00:14:35,867
Ah, lame-o's awake, huh?
368
00:14:35,869 --> 00:14:38,036
Not so tough now, are you?
369
00:14:38,038 --> 00:14:39,037
- [Thud]
- Agh!
370
00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:40,872
Okay, still kinda tough.
371
00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:43,208
Oh, Monkey, help me
get these chains off.
372
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,443
I can't, Po.
373
00:14:44,445 --> 00:14:45,477
Not yet.
374
00:14:45,479 --> 00:14:47,412
I'll free you as
soon as he leaves.
375
00:14:47,414 --> 00:14:49,481
Which will be happening now.
376
00:14:49,483 --> 00:14:52,451
[Laughs]
Wukong, king of thieves,
377
00:14:52,453 --> 00:14:54,019
answers to no one.
378
00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:57,889
Especially not his fancy-pants
snob of a kid brother.
379
00:14:57,891 --> 00:14:59,591
King of thieves, ha!
380
00:14:59,593 --> 00:15:03,028
Uh, fellas, can we
kinda bring it back to uh...
381
00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:04,396
Yeah, better.
[Clears throat]
382
00:15:04,398 --> 00:15:06,631
Monkey, I know he's your
brother, but come on.
383
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:08,166
Why are you
protecting this chump?
384
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:12,137
[Sighs]
385
00:15:12,139 --> 00:15:14,673
Long before I was
in the Furious Five,
386
00:15:14,675 --> 00:15:17,576
my brother and I
were both trouble-makers.
387
00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:20,379
But where I was happy
merely playing pranks,
388
00:15:20,381 --> 00:15:22,848
he went deeper,
into a life of crime.
389
00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:25,984
[Claws sharpen]
390
00:15:25,986 --> 00:15:29,087
[Crunch]
391
00:15:29,089 --> 00:15:30,322
[Slam]
392
00:15:30,324 --> 00:15:33,258
He was imprisoned
and shamed our family.
393
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:34,626
[Lightning cracks]
394
00:15:34,628 --> 00:15:36,395
Then, he escaped,
395
00:15:36,397 --> 00:15:39,631
and continued his criminal ways
while I was training
396
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:41,700
at the Jade Palace.
397
00:15:41,702 --> 00:15:43,535
[Coins jingle]
398
00:15:43,537 --> 00:15:46,505
We had chosen different paths.
399
00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:48,273
[Punch impacts]
400
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:53,812
[Thunder and lightning]
401
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:56,748
The battle between us
broke our mother's heart.
402
00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:04,956
But still,
Wukong was her first born,
403
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:09,127
and she loved him dearly.
404
00:16:09,129 --> 00:16:12,063
She made me swear
to protect the family.
405
00:16:20,339 --> 00:16:24,810
I'll go to prison for him before
I break my promise to my mother.
406
00:16:24,812 --> 00:16:26,611
That's my brother.
407
00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:31,249
He may be a sap, but I can
always count on his protection.
408
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,185
Ah, you stink Wukong!
409
00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:35,253
Now the entire village
is hunting Monkey.
410
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,522
His name is mud around here now.
411
00:16:37,524 --> 00:16:39,090
Well, mud,
412
00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:40,459
you need a fresh start.
413
00:16:40,461 --> 00:16:42,494
You can come be my bodyguard.
414
00:16:42,496 --> 00:16:47,432
[Sighs] It's not like I can
stay around here anymore.
415
00:16:47,434 --> 00:16:49,267
You can and you will!
416
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,136
[Grunts]
[Metal shatters]
417
00:16:51,138 --> 00:16:52,270
Uh-oh.
418
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,239
You're going down, Wukong.
419
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,308
[Chain whips]
420
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,944
[Chain jingles]
Huh?
421
00:16:58,946 --> 00:17:01,246
Monkey, we have
to turn Wukong in.
422
00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,914
It's the only way
to clear your name.
423
00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:04,516
I made a vow to my mother.
424
00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:06,351
And you made a vow to Shifu,
425
00:17:06,353 --> 00:17:08,453
the Furious Five... me,
426
00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:11,823
the Jade Palace,
the Valley of Peace and yourself
427
00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:12,991
to do what's right.
428
00:17:12,993 --> 00:17:15,427
[Grunts]
429
00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:16,561
Wha!
430
00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:17,629
[Groans]
431
00:17:17,631 --> 00:17:19,297
Fancy boy fight.
432
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:22,234
[Laughs]
433
00:17:25,304 --> 00:17:27,172
I never stopped
believing in you, Monkey,
434
00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:29,207
and I'm not stopping now.
435
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:30,242
[Laughs]
436
00:17:30,244 --> 00:17:33,144
[Snap]
[Growls]
437
00:17:33,146 --> 00:17:36,081
[Wood creaks]
438
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:41,920
Wa!
439
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:42,954
- Ha!
- Ya!
440
00:17:42,956 --> 00:17:45,257
[Thud]
[Smack]
441
00:17:45,259 --> 00:17:47,025
[Crack]
442
00:17:47,027 --> 00:17:48,727
Oof!
443
00:17:48,729 --> 00:17:50,262
Look, someone's
up at the mill!
444
00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:51,930
Come on.
445
00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,398
Hwa!
446
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,567
[Punches whip through air]
447
00:17:55,569 --> 00:17:56,568
[Slam]
448
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,569
Monkey, don't make me...
449
00:17:57,571 --> 00:17:59,638
[Clang]
450
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,773
Who's the chump now, chump?
451
00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:03,508
[Laughs]
452
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,410
Po!
453
00:18:05,412 --> 00:18:08,280
Don't worry, I'd never
let my little brother
454
00:18:08,282 --> 00:18:10,549
take the blame for me.
455
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,851
We'll frame the Panda instead.
456
00:18:12,853 --> 00:18:15,520
[Coins jingle]
457
00:18:15,522 --> 00:18:21,521
[Mob grumbles angrily]
458
00:18:24,697 --> 00:18:30,696
Come on, bro, let's blow.
459
00:18:31,872 --> 00:18:33,438
[Door groans open]
460
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,773
Hey!
461
00:18:34,775 --> 00:18:36,875
I can't let you
do this to my friend.
462
00:18:36,877 --> 00:18:38,610
Yeah, right.
463
00:18:38,612 --> 00:18:40,145
You won't fight me.
464
00:18:40,147 --> 00:18:41,780
You're the good one.
465
00:18:41,782 --> 00:18:44,449
And I'm the only
family you have.
466
00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:45,951
Wrong, Wukong.
467
00:18:45,953 --> 00:18:47,786
Po's my family too.
468
00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:49,020
How noble.
469
00:18:49,022 --> 00:18:51,089
And boring!
470
00:18:51,091 --> 00:18:54,159
Let's make this
more interesting.
471
00:18:54,161 --> 00:18:56,661
- [Thud]
- Oof!
472
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,801
Po!
473
00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:05,003
[Squish]
474
00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:06,004
[Grunts]
475
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:10,075
- Ya!
- Ooh!
476
00:19:10,077 --> 00:19:13,044
Hiya!
477
00:19:13,046 --> 00:19:18,383
[Smack]
Hiya!
478
00:19:18,385 --> 00:19:21,319
Ugh.
[Crash]
479
00:19:24,624 --> 00:19:30,623
[Kung fu fighting]
480
00:19:31,665 --> 00:19:35,600
[Bash]
[Mob yells]
481
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,845
Oof!
482
00:19:46,847 --> 00:19:48,847
You could never beat me.
483
00:19:48,849 --> 00:19:51,616
I always had the moves on you.
484
00:19:51,618 --> 00:19:53,685
I've been practicing
a little since then.
485
00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:58,556
[Chains jingle]
486
00:19:58,558 --> 00:20:01,026
- [Smack]
- [Screams]
487
00:20:01,028 --> 00:20:06,831
[Yells]
488
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,600
[Chain clatters]
489
00:20:08,602 --> 00:20:14,305
[Chain scrapes and sparks]
490
00:20:14,307 --> 00:20:17,542
Monkey!
491
00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:21,346
[Grunts]
492
00:20:21,348 --> 00:20:25,717
[Grunts]
493
00:20:25,719 --> 00:20:26,718
[Grunts]
494
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,719
[Grunts]
495
00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:28,820
[Wood groans]
[Chain shatters]
496
00:20:28,822 --> 00:20:31,756
[Screams]
497
00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:39,097
Hold on, bro!
498
00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:43,134
[Strains]
499
00:20:43,136 --> 00:20:45,336
[Wood cracks]
500
00:20:45,338 --> 00:20:49,074
[Grunts]
501
00:20:49,076 --> 00:20:53,011
[Wood rumbling and clattering]
502
00:20:53,013 --> 00:20:55,947
[Mob screams]
503
00:21:00,352 --> 00:21:04,556
[Groans] Monkey, I'm sorry.
504
00:21:04,558 --> 00:21:08,393
You could have been...
I stink as a brother.
505
00:21:08,395 --> 00:21:10,028
Yeah, you do.
506
00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:14,999
But you did stay to save Monkey.
507
00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:16,034
There you go, pal.
508
00:21:16,036 --> 00:21:18,403
Thanks, brother.
509
00:21:18,405 --> 00:21:19,571
I see him, there he is!
510
00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:23,775
[Mob yells]
511
00:21:23,777 --> 00:21:24,776
Stop!
512
00:21:24,778 --> 00:21:25,910
He's not the thief.
513
00:21:25,912 --> 00:21:27,645
I am.
514
00:21:27,647 --> 00:21:28,913
[Mob gasps]
515
00:21:28,915 --> 00:21:31,583
Dad, mob,
put down your weapons.
516
00:21:31,585 --> 00:21:35,253
Wukong is ready to take full
responsibility for what he did.
517
00:21:35,255 --> 00:21:36,521
That's right.
518
00:21:36,523 --> 00:21:37,989
For my brother.
519
00:21:37,991 --> 00:21:40,492
There's only one thing
I'd like to say in my defense.
520
00:21:40,494 --> 00:21:41,860
What's that?
521
00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:43,495
Is that a giant rice ball?
522
00:21:43,497 --> 00:21:44,529
Where?!
523
00:21:44,531 --> 00:21:45,630
[Pants snap]
524
00:21:45,632 --> 00:21:46,631
Oof!
525
00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:48,500
Ooh!
526
00:21:48,502 --> 00:21:50,602
[Laughs]
527
00:21:50,604 --> 00:21:51,669
Wukong!
528
00:21:51,671 --> 00:21:55,039
That's Wukong,
king of thieves!
529
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,841
So long, losers!
530
00:21:56,843 --> 00:21:58,109
[Laughs]
531
00:21:58,111 --> 00:21:59,644
Blazing butt chop.
532
00:21:59,646 --> 00:22:04,616
[Coughs]
I fall for it every time.
533
00:22:04,618 --> 00:22:08,353
How's the cleanup going?
[Coughs]
534
00:22:08,355 --> 00:22:10,421
Fine, I'd say it's worth it.
535
00:22:10,423 --> 00:22:11,523
No, it's not.
536
00:22:11,525 --> 00:22:12,957
I smell all painty.
537
00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:14,125
My fur's sticky.
538
00:22:14,127 --> 00:22:16,427
Nevertheless,
I'm proud of you both.
539
00:22:16,429 --> 00:22:17,829
You stopped the crime wave,
540
00:22:17,831 --> 00:22:21,299
and your right actions may help
Wukong truly reform one day.
541
00:22:21,301 --> 00:22:24,102
Yeah, well, I just
hope I never see another
542
00:22:24,104 --> 00:22:27,672
crazy, thieving, practical joke
playing Monkey again.
543
00:22:27,674 --> 00:22:29,641
Po, rice ball!
544
00:22:29,643 --> 00:22:33,845
Look, I'm not falling for that
ag... oh, well, what do you know?
545
00:22:33,847 --> 00:22:35,413
Monkey...
546
00:22:35,415 --> 00:22:36,614
[Splash]
547
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:37,649
Nice one, bro.
548
00:22:37,651 --> 00:22:40,485
[Laughs]
549
00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:47,976
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