1 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,686 Practicing? Good for you, but it's almost time for the real show. 2 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,689 No, Michael, this is just my habit. 3 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,109 Magic isn't about the gimmicks. 4 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,653 It's about the technique that makes gimmicks imperceptible. 5 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:54,531 I always keep these on hand, so I won't get rusty. 6 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,117 You've come a long way, Master Chono. 7 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,159 You too, Michael. 8 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,286 We're not doing any dove magic today. 9 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:03,957 I always have them prepped just in case. 10 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,375 There's no need. 11 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,584 Mr. Chono, you're on... 12 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,294 What's with these doves? 13 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,839 We don't need doves or practice anymore. 14 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,424 Kusuo! Hey! 15 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,971 -You must have hit your head. Let me see. -I didn't. 16 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,973 Don't you know "Amazing"? 17 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:22,392 -It's a popular catchphrase. -I don't know and I don't care. 18 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:23,393 Watch. 19 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,146 -Amazing! See? -Go to work. 20 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,355 {\an8}Look, it's this guy. 21 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:29,524 {\an8}That magician from TV and commercials. 22 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:32,110 {\an8}It's them. Uryoku Chono and Mr. Ike. 23 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,362 I can't believe you don't know him. I mean, that's... 24 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,364 You're ruining it. 25 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,490 I know that too. 26 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,159 I've seen him, too. 27 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,952 -A bunch of lamebrains. -You're still here? 28 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,580 -How can you not know them? -So that's how famous they have become. 29 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,749 When we first met, they were just a bad illusionist and his assistant. 30 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,251 Who knew they would succeed? 31 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,044 Life is a mystery. 32 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,213 {\an8}Ku, a letter came for you. 33 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,423 {\an8}From someone named Mr. Chono. 34 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,927 {\an8}Dear Master, how are you? 35 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,723 {\an8}I will soon be performing a solo magic show in your neighborhood. 36 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:04,809 I would like you to attend. You will see how much I've changed 37 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,353 since those days when I was such a nuisance to you. 38 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,230 -Please come. -We are about to begin. 39 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,648 I'm looking forward to seeing 40 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,442 -how much he's improved. -Fill the world with amazingness! 41 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,778 -Amazing! -Goodness. 42 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,573 Well, the crowd's really into it. 43 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,992 -Where's my assistant? -Oh, I see, that was just a little joke. 44 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:22,452 Hurry up, Michael! 45 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:23,536 Here I am. 46 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,871 You're late. What were you... 47 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:27,498 It took me a while to choose a chainsaw. 48 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:28,833 We're not using that thing. 49 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,711 Come on, let's try it. Just for the top half. 50 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,046 It will cut me right in two. 51 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,715 -What have you got to lose? -My life! 52 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:36,966 There's my chance! 53 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,305 BOOM 54 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,390 {\an8}-He's so funny! -What is this? 55 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,642 -It's not a magic show. -Next... 56 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,060 -Shortstop magic. -Baseball. 57 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:49,938 Wow, the ball is floating 58 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,648 because your finger is stuck in it. 59 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,399 Yay! 60 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:56,653 I see. He has definitely changed from before. 61 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,530 Did you see how we've advanced, Master? 62 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,367 We put an element of humor into our magic show. 63 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:05,620 As you know, we used to mess up a lot. 64 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,121 Then one day we realized 65 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,207 that messing up earns us laughs. 66 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,834 So we tried combining magic and humor. 67 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,836 And we became famous in a flash. 68 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,381 I wasn't able to become a first-class magician like you. 69 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,174 We've contented ourselves with this. 70 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,385 I see. Well, keep doing your best. 71 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,678 Master! 72 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,513 It's better this way. 73 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,474 I don't have to ask to know what they are worrying about. 74 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:28,393 Messing up to get laughs... 75 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:30,812 You could interpret that as abandoning their dreams. 76 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,022 Those two are too hung up on it. 77 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,732 It doesn't even matter. 78 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:38,152 Succeeding as a comedian is just as difficult. 79 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,404 I'm so pissed! 80 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,948 Why am I opening for that trash? 81 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:44,742 He can't even do magic. Who does he think he is? 82 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,160 Who was that? 83 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,829 An acquaintance of his. 84 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:49,455 He called him master. 85 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,417 Hey, you! You are Chono's master? 86 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,835 You're so young to be a master. 87 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,837 Can you show me some of that magic tricks? 88 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,046 I'm not his master. 89 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,215 I've got a ball, your specialty. 90 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,592 Don't ignore me. Do something! 91 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,178 -It stopped. -It's floating. 92 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,346 Why are you shocked? 93 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,140 Didn't you want to see magic? 94 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,851 This is just magic. Nothing to worry about. 95 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:12,437 -What's going on? -Master... 96 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,772 Good grief. I guess I'm immature too. 97 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,151 Master! We have prepared ourselves. We will do our best! 98 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,361 All right. Become a first-class comedian. 99 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,572 -We will focus only on magic. -What? 100 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,824 We were moved by your spectacular magic. 101 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:27,744 We want to become magicians like you. 102 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,788 You don't have the talent. Just do the other thing. 103 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:31,873 Whatever. 104 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:33,499 You have no talent for comedy either. 105 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:42,759 Good morning, Kokomi. 106 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:43,968 Chiyo! It's been a while. 107 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,679 -What the... -"A while"? I see you every day. 108 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,973 That's right. What am I saying? 109 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,100 -Is something wrong? -No, nothing. 110 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,978 I definitely shouldn't say anything. 111 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,355 -It's winter already. -Right. 112 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,441 It's not like she doesn't know already. 113 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,735 But maybe sharing my objective view... 114 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:01,903 Kokomi, what is it? 115 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,738 What? Nothing. 116 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,574 Are you sure? You're acting differently. 117 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,159 -It's all good. -Should I say it? 118 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:11,454 Seeing herself every day may have blunted her senses. 119 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,747 Did you gain weight or something? 120 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,624 Now she's just tormenting herself. 121 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,542 But maybe it's a chance to say something. 122 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,169 Actually, Chiyo... 123 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:20,254 Ouch! Chisato, don't bite me! 124 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,090 -Sorry, -I missed my chance. 125 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,008 -I'm starved. -That was my time to say something. 126 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,218 Don't eat me. 127 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:27,678 Sorry, I thought I saw a pig walking on its hind legs. 128 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,430 That's too direct, Mera! 129 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:30,598 A pig? That's harsh. 130 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,934 A youthful, plump girl like me... 131 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,186 What? Plump? Have I gained weight? 132 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:36,521 She hadn't realized. 133 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:37,438 {\an8}SUNDAY 134 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,066 {\an8}I thought it would be nice to read outside for a change. 135 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,819 -I must... -So much for my peace and quiet. 136 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,696 I'd better hide. That's Yumehara's voice. 137 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,365 Who's that? 138 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:50,535 That's Yumehara? What is up with her? 139 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,496 The girl I know doesn't sound like that when she breathes. 140 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:54,413 BOING 141 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,832 Or when she falls. 142 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,376 It seems like her. But what on earth... 143 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:00,086 You bastard! 144 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,504 So, I'm a weak character? 145 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,589 Don't make me grow literally! 146 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,259 The exertion seems to have confused her brain. 147 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:07,927 Has she calmed herself down? 148 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,096 Why is it so hard to lose weight? 149 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:11,305 That's why. 150 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,099 Why am I unconsciously eating? 151 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,684 I thought I put these snacks away. 152 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,352 Don't bring snacks at all. 153 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:20,440 This is no good. Forget jogging, on to strength training. 154 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,941 First, 30 sit-ups. No, 50! 155 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:23,151 All right! Here I go! 156 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,069 Any second! Right now! 157 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,238 -Five, four... -She can't work up the nerve. 158 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:28,197 I need to start now! 159 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,241 Ten, nine... Okay, here I go! 160 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,159 Ready, set... 161 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:35,621 All she did was lie down. 162 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,915 -Good grief. It's not just her body. -I can't get myself up. 163 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,792 -Her mind has gotten lazy too. -I need some snack. 164 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,879 Maybe if I hold potato chips between my knees... 165 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,505 That would be a net loss. 166 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,883 Yumehara is never going to lose weight like this. 167 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,634 I can tell by looking into her brain. 168 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,761 -I want to eat more. -Her head is full of food. 169 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:54,265 I'm under no obligation to help her, but seeing her current state... 170 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,475 I'll just stay like this. 171 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,810 Yumehara, have you gained weight lately? 172 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,104 Kaido? No, you've got it wrong. 173 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,981 I didn't get fat, just bigger. 174 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,609 Did I hallucinate? Hey, I'm doing a sit-up. 175 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,818 You sat forward, that's all. 176 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,904 I know you have a crush on Kaido, 177 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,406 so I sent you his voice using telepathy. 178 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,950 That's right, what if Kaido saw me like this? 179 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,328 If you send a voice into someone's imagination, 180 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,997 they will unknowingly complete it with an image of that person. 181 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,666 Yumehara, I don't like fat girls. 182 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:21,876 He would hate me! 183 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,587 -No, I need to lose weight. -Now I can leave the rest to her. 184 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,465 I got completely absorbed. 185 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,050 Time to go home. 186 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,384 I'll read the rest there. 187 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,802 -What the... -One thousand five. 188 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,679 -She's still at it? -One thousand six. 189 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,349 One thousand six? Unbelievable, but it must be true 190 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,392 -because she's already lost weight. -One thousand seven. 191 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,019 -I had no idea his voice -One thousand eight. 192 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:41,062 would elicit this effect. 193 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,772 -Her abs might explode. -I'll do it right away! 194 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,148 Let's peek inside her head. 195 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,692 What is this? Kaido World? 196 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,653 {\an8}-She's imagining Kaido watching her. -Too slow now! 197 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:49,570 {\an8}I'm sorry. 198 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,615 {\an8}At this rate, you're going to be a pig forever. 199 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,326 -I hate pigs... -Kaido has been upgraded too. 200 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:58,204 -I'm sorry! -Be born again as a human, not a pig. 201 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:00,206 Once you're human again, I'll hold you tight 202 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,624 until the morning light. 203 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,502 -Who is that? -Scold me more. 204 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:06,420 It won't work if she likes being scolded. 205 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,630 Give up already! 206 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:08,631 {\an8}TEMPTATION 207 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,091 {\an8}-Dinnertime! -What an awful cast. 208 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,301 -Let's eat. -Stay away! 209 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,387 -Don't let him get to you! -Kaido. 210 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:15,680 Hang in there, Chiyo. 211 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,682 Let's show them the power of our love. 212 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:18,599 Yes! 213 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,726 She's losing weight anyway. That's good, right? 214 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,644 SEVERAL DAYS LATER 215 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,771 -She lost weight. -She's thinner than before. 216 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,273 You think so? 217 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,276 And now she has the strongest abs on earth. 218 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,695 I lost it all through the power of love. 219 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:33,072 I'm inspired to confess my love to Kaido. 220 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:33,990 Yumehara. 221 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,366 Can I ask you a favor? 222 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,618 Yes sir, anything! 223 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,037 She upgraded herself from a pig to a servant. 224 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,421 -Did you do the homework? -What's next? 225 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:49,964 A ten-minute break... 226 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,799 To a normal human, 227 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:54,176 it's a joyful time that they can be released from pain. 228 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,178 To me, it's the most painful time of all. 229 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,514 {\an8}-Saiki! -First, it's Kaido. 230 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,100 {\an8}These threw my mind into turmoil in class just now. 231 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,685 {\an8}Trigonometric functions. 232 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,980 {\an8}I need to borrow your brain to complete this proof from hell. 233 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,357 {\an8}Start by studying how to ask for help with studying. 234 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:09,942 Now I get it. 235 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,654 I'm surrounded by obnoxious fools like this guy during break times. 236 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,281 -Saiki! -Who is it now? 237 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,866 -Do you want to play dodgeball? -No. 238 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,826 It's fun and the weather's good. Come on. 239 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,871 It's not lunch break yet. How will you play it in ten minutes? 240 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,581 Saiki, you're not snacking? 241 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:24,540 No. Go away. 242 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,918 Hey, Saiki. Let's go chat on the stairs or on the roof. 243 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:28,836 Why not here? 244 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,129 Hey, pal! 245 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,547 Pal! Hey, pal! 246 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,923 If you don't need anything, go away. 247 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,842 A poor man never has free time. 248 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:36,677 But I do, so I came to school. 249 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:37,678 Then go study. 250 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,096 What's that by the gate? 251 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,514 We're on location nearby. 252 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,308 I snuck out to see Kokomi. 253 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,185 A suspicious person. I should report him. 254 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,395 This isn't the kindergarten? Where am I? 255 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,439 You are here ten years early. 256 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,524 I want to talk to Yumehara. 257 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,318 Then go find Yumehara. 258 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,612 Saiki! Help me meet up with this girl again. 259 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,197 I hate to see Toritsuka happy, 260 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,658 but he's not bothering anyone. Let's ignore him. 261 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,493 When did you take that video? 262 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,410 Saiki... 263 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,662 Teruhashi! How was the class? 264 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,038 I bought this juice for you! 265 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,582 -What's tomorrow's forecast? -Sucks for her too. 266 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:10,169 -Have you seen the key to my bike? -Who are you? Get out. 267 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:13,506 Saiki. It's your teacher. Your teacher is your teacher. 268 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,591 The lack of screen time is getting to you. 269 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,052 Hey, Kusuo. How are you? Oh, you're not here? 270 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,346 You're trying way too hard. That's the AV room. 271 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,430 No one's there now. 272 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,557 -Bring me some food! -Give me a break. 273 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,769 Saiki, come with me after school. It's time for a hunt. 274 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,979 A strange-looking person has entered our town. 275 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,523 Don't come back for a second round. 276 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,983 In your seats, everyone. 277 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,444 She shows up a lot, so she needed a change. 278 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,946 Class is about to start. 279 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,156 -Okay. -At last, I can relax. 280 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,825 Saiki, please answer this question. 281 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,910 Of course, I can't. It's time for class. 282 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,790 In any case, everyone around me is acting weird lately. 283 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,959 Hey, pal! Let's go home together. 284 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,794 Little guy here wants to talk about tomorrow. 285 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:52,753 -What? -You idiot! 286 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,213 What are you saying? No! 287 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:56,590 -But it's our pal's... -Come on, let's go. 288 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,635 Sorry, Saiki. We have an errand to run today. 289 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,053 -See you, Saiki. -What? 290 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,638 GLANCE 291 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,850 I figured it out. 292 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,518 It's a new type of bullying. 293 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,980 Gosh! That idiot, Nendo had me worried. 294 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,899 That was close. He almost ruined the whole plan. 295 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,192 You too, Chiyo. 296 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,278 I was careless. I'll be more careful next time. 297 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,238 Where is Nendo? 298 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,031 I sent him home. 299 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,409 He can't follow this plan with his stupidity. 300 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,994 It's better this way. 301 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,620 We've been preparing for a week. 302 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,080 Failure is unacceptable. 303 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,665 Our strategy meeting starts now. 304 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:34,044 The Saiki Birthday Surprise Strategy. Tomorrow's the day. 305 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,922 See? Evil bullying. I can't believe it. 306 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,134 After class ends, Aren and I will get Saiki. 307 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,844 -You want to come over? -I sure do! 308 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,263 I invite him over to my house. 309 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,891 We don't mention his birthday. When we get to the house... 310 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,184 I'll get some drinks. 311 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,102 Aren brings Saiki to the room. 312 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,854 What? It's all dark. 313 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,772 At the right moment, Aren pulls the cracker. 314 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:55,483 That's the signal. 315 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,276 -Happy birthday! -Happy birthday! 316 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,571 And I appear with the cake. Perfect! 317 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,531 I wonder what his face will look like. 318 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,657 Like this. 319 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,327 Good grief. What a pain in the neck. What should I do? 320 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,037 I bet it will look like this. 321 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,831 Get past it by acting like a surprised idiot, like Yumehara? 322 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,666 No, he will be so surprised that he will do this. 323 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,210 -Don't overdo it. -Hilarious! 324 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,628 No, like this! 325 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,546 -That's way too much. -That much? 326 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,340 Maybe he will do this instead. 327 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,508 Do what now? 328 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,968 I actually am surprised, although not to that level. 329 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:26,180 Kaido, I'm impressed that you figured out Saiki's birthday. 330 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,267 I ran into his mother in town the other day, so I asked her. 331 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,102 -Hey, you're Ku's friend! -So, it was Mom. 332 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,730 -I've planned his birthday party. -That is truly unfortunate. 333 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,650 Saiki thinks we don't know. 334 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,984 He will definitely be surprised. 335 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,319 Yes. I am. 336 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,029 Actually, my birthday... 337 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:45,157 is not tomorrow. It's in August. 338 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,291 Picking up where we left off, tomorrow is not my birthday. 339 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,209 {\an8}KUSUO SAIKI (BORN ON AUGUST 16TH) 340 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,962 {\an8}That's why I couldn't stop them sooner. 341 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:01,298 {\an8}I never expected it was for my birthday, when that's three months off. 342 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,217 {\an8}That was the true surprise. 343 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,969 Tomorrow is the birthday of someone 344 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,138 {\an8}-who has nothing to do with you. -Thank you very much! 345 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,349 You plan has failed, and you've got the date wrong. 346 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,643 It's time to end this pointless farce. 347 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,395 If they learn it's not my birthday, 348 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,854 their plans will fall apart. 349 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,566 The preparations will go to waste, but don't blame me. 350 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,443 By the way, did everybody get a present? 351 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,361 Of course! 352 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,612 -I got one. -Me too. 353 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,616 This makes things difficult. But I haven't received them yet. 354 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,326 Hairo, what did you buy? 355 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,245 This? I didn't buy it. 356 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,997 I carved this Buddha out of wood. 357 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,748 I thought of Saiki with every chisel. 358 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,792 It was my first try, so I messed up several times. 359 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,835 That's amazing! 360 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,753 Even worse. And I don't want it. 361 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,798 Made with loving care? But we won't be beaten. 362 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,799 That's right. 363 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,135 Ta-da! The model for our birthday cake. 364 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,053 Kokomi and I will make it. 365 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,305 What is that? Gross. 366 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,432 -Really? Wow! -It's amazing! 367 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,267 It's amazingly similar to a severed head. 368 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,436 Oh man! If it were me, I would definitely cry. 369 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,813 -I'd sob. -Handmade by Teruhashi! 370 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,315 Handmade by Teruhashi! 371 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,608 Hey, what about me? 372 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,693 Oh, gosh. Thank goodness they haven't made it yet. 373 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,069 Now's my chance to tell them. 374 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,654 But we went to a lot of trouble too. 375 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,572 What? 376 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,991 Right, Mera? Let's show them. 377 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,744 -It was a lot of work. -What did you two do? 378 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:15,122 It's been a while, Master. Happy birthday! 379 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,459 {\an8}-Video letters? What is this? -We collected messages from his friends. 380 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,294 -And thus, Saito... -The principal? 381 00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:22,129 -Happy birthday! -He got my name wrong. 382 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,798 That awful musician from the manga? 383 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,717 He wasn't in the anime, so he has no voice. 384 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,553 -Hey, you... -Who the hell are you? 385 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,889 That Saiki guy doesn't have many acquaintances. 386 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:35,142 -People were reluctant to participate. -Who would enjoy watching that? 387 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,394 This is great, guys. You've prepared so many things. 388 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,021 I only have my present. 389 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,982 That's right. Did I do something to deserve this? 390 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,567 This is harassment in the name of kindness. 391 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,819 Although I will say I wrote a letter. 392 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,529 -You liar. -Read it, read it. 393 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,822 {\an8}-No, I'm too shy. -It's okay. 394 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,075 {\an8}-Come on. Let me hear it. -It's probably some emo poem. 395 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,201 "Dear Saiki, 396 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,954 It's a little embarrassing to write a letter to you, 397 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,456 but this is a special occasion, so I went for it. 398 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,333 I feel like we have made so many memories, 399 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,461 it's hard to believe we only met half a year ago, in terms of screen time. 400 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,589 You drew everyone here together. 401 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,549 That may be a weird thing to say, 402 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,385 but that's how I feel. 403 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:14,807 It's strange, but sometimes, I feel like I'm under your protection. 404 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,767 Thank you for being born. 405 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,394 Happy Birthday. From Shun Kaido." 406 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,520 What's gotten into him? 407 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,771 {\an8}That was great, Shun! 408 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,940 {\an8}I was moved. 409 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:24,858 Good grief. 410 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,569 I give up. Do whatever you want. 411 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,029 {\an8}THE NEXT DAY, BIRTHDAY 412 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,364 Saiki went home? 413 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,200 -And he had cleaning duty too. -Crap. What do we do now? 414 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,285 I can't believe he would skip out on cleaning duty. 415 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,954 Do we need to put a stop to it? 416 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,540 Not after all this. Time for plan Beta. 417 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,041 -"Plan Beta"? -"Plan Beta"? 418 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,002 I'll explain again. 419 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,087 First, we ring Saiki's doorbell. 420 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,214 When he comes out, we all pull the crackers. 421 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,841 The Emotional Saiki Plan. 422 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,092 It's my first time hearing it. 423 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,552 What if someone else answers? 424 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,139 We will explain and make them let us in. 425 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,807 THUMP 426 00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,768 Happy birthday, Saiki! 427 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,229 -Happy birthday! -What? What is this? 428 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,981 -Today's your birthday, right? -Yes, but... 429 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,400 -Surprise! -Did we get you? 430 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,736 What? You came to celebrate my birthday? 431 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,738 -That's right! -You're slow on the uptake. 432 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,906 Good grief. That was a pretty good reaction. 433 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,658 Of course, it's not me. 434 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,617 It's Dad. 435 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,702 You know my birthday? 436 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,412 -Of course, Saiki. -"Saiki"? 437 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,456 I hypnotized them into thinking it's me. 438 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,666 -I didn't tell Dad what was coming, -Anyway, 439 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,501 -so his surprised reaction was perfect. -thank you! 440 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,920 All right, now that the surprise is taken care of, 441 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:30,758 -I'll explain to Dad. -Things are in full swing. Hey, pal! 442 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,053 How come there are two of you? 443 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,179 Surprise. 444 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,018 What on earth... 445 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,104 Oh, a mirror. 446 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,482 Hey! I heard it's your birthday. 447 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,567 Nendo, you came too? 448 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,778 -He managed it. -Good thing he's dumb. 449 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,661 The surprise party that started from a misunderstanding 450 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,871 is still going. 451 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,040 {\an8}Thank you all so much. 452 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,751 I never would have expected Kusuo's friends to celebrate my birthday. 453 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,921 -I'm deeply moved. -Of course. 454 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,215 You're our friend. Happy birthday. 455 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,257 Yes, Saiki! 456 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,635 It's weird that they don't say mister, but I'm still happy. 457 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,845 -Congrats. -These kids are celebrating for me, 458 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,180 even though we've never met before. 459 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,098 Come on! 460 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,976 {\an8}It's a matter of time before they realize. I have to explain to Dad. 461 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,605 {\an8}-By the way, Saiki, are your parents home? -Crap. He stepped right in it. 462 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,441 -My parents? They don't live here. -Really? 463 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,194 My mother lives in the family home, and my father is no longer with us. 464 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,988 -Your dad died? -You're dead. 465 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,615 I'm sorry. We didn't know. 466 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:37,699 I'm sorry for your loss. 467 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,743 {\an8}It's fine. It was a long time ago. 468 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,036 You move on fast. 469 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:41,954 Come upstairs. 470 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,872 -Is that Kusuo? -Kusuo? 471 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,375 Shit... 472 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,753 -I need to take a shit. Be right back. -Don't turn my name into "shit"! 473 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,506 Oh, I see. I... That's what I thought. 474 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,674 I thought it was strange. 475 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,217 You were totally into it. 476 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,678 The surprise is over, so you want to switch places? 477 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:58,887 No. Keep going. 478 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,222 You want me to keep pretending? 479 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,516 It's not my birthday. I can't pretend that it is. 480 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:05,352 I'm not you, Kusuo. I can't pretend that I am. 481 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,687 I'm counting on you. 482 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,857 I can't respond to their kindness. 483 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,483 Pretend to be Kusuo. 484 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,402 Good grief. Sorry for the wait. 485 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,361 Good grief! 486 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,863 -I don't say good grief that much. -Jeez. 487 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,281 What's wrong? 488 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,116 We're really sorry for acting so happy 489 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,826 when your father has passed away. 490 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,286 He's not dead! 491 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,287 He's not? 492 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,581 It was a joke. To pay you back for the surprise. 493 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,666 You shouldn't joke about that. 494 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,877 I agree. It's not right to joke about such things. 495 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:30,919 He didn't mean to do that. 496 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,837 -Sorry. -Forgive him. 497 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:35,174 {\an8}-Well, anyway... -Look! We finished the cake. 498 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,466 {\an8}It turned out great. 499 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,177 {\an8}Especially the face. 500 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,513 -Oh, no. -Oh, no. 501 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,599 Oh, no. 502 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,309 It got smashed in transit. 503 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,352 -But the feeling's there anyway. -Yes! 504 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,937 -It looks good! -What is this? Poop? 505 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,064 -You shut up! -I'll make another. 506 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,274 There's no choice. 507 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,483 Psychokinesis! 508 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,862 -What do you mean, "poop"? -Look, the cake's coming back. 509 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,822 The sponge cake must be rebounding. 510 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,574 Good grief. 511 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,367 Wow, this is amazing. 512 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,869 Right? Kokomi and I made it. 513 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,163 -I bet Kusuo's happy about this. -Kusuo? 514 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,706 No, what I was trying to say was... 515 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,001 Kusuo sure is happy about this. 516 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,879 He's become that embarrassing person who talks in the third person. 517 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,590 Just you wait. You'll really be moved. 518 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,383 We have a surprise for you too. 519 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,302 -Ta-da! Video... -Video letter. 520 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,558 Oh, no. That's no good. 521 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,936 Sorry, Saiki. Go on, hit me. 522 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,062 Don't take responsibility. 523 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,146 Everyone, hit me. 524 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,440 -That's going too far. -Good grief. 525 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,067 -That time if we didn't have... -Hey, look! 526 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,276 -We could've died. -It's fixed. 527 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,444 Look, Saiki. 528 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,363 Good grief. I really don't know that guy. 529 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:42,491 All right! Raise a glass and let's start the feast. 530 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,284 -Cheers! -Cheers! 531 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:52,960 Oh, there you are. 532 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,962 Your dad's a star! What do I do? 533 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:55,879 Good for you. 534 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,423 One of those high school girls even fed me earlier. 535 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,801 And the high school boys made you kneel before them. 536 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,469 Well? You want to switch soon? 537 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:03,553 No, thanks. Hurry back, now. 538 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,389 I would only be a buzzkill. 539 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:06,890 So what? 540 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,142 Go on, Kusuo. 541 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,145 You must feel some gratitude toward them. 542 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,897 You didn't want to hurt their feelings, 543 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,941 so you asked me to cover for you. 544 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,526 But that's not right. 545 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,778 They all came here for you, Kusuo. 546 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,446 Even if you do hurt their feelings, 547 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,115 you should go to them. 548 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,867 Who do you think you are to lecture me? 549 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,077 I'm your father! 550 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,996 That was a big success. 551 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,331 Saiki seemed really happy about everything. 552 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,292 I've never seen him so energetic. 553 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,335 -That's true. -Now, how do I get rid of them? 554 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,671 Yes, but something didn't seem quite right. 555 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,588 That's true. 556 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,173 It was fun, but something wasn't right. 557 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,217 The walls around him feel stronger than ever. 558 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,343 I think I get it. 559 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,595 Maybe he was trying too hard to go along with us. 560 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,097 Oh, no. That's terrible. 561 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,557 He should just be himself. 562 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,268 Good grief. You're the ones who are out of whack. 563 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,520 -What took you so long, pal? -The party goes on. 564 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,689 -Hooray! -Hooray! 565 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,066 Subtitle translation by Katherine Lundy