1 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:39,650 "What spell did you cast on me, o magician." 2 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,940 Everyday they leave their underwear in the machine. 3 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:45,340 All grown up, but they haven't learnt to wash their underwear. 4 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,110 "What spell did you cast on me, o magician." 5 00:00:45,590 --> 00:00:48,750 "What spell did you cast on me, o magician." - Moreover they reuse it without washing. 6 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:51,290 "My crazy heart keeps calling beloved's name." - And I always end up washing it. - Mom. 7 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:53,050 No one listens to me. - Mom. 8 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:53,640 Mom. 9 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:55,850 Mom. 10 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:57,470 Mom. 11 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:58,520 Mom. 12 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,140 What is it? Why are you screaming? 13 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:01,770 With all that racket that washing machine is making.. 14 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:03,220 ..what else do you expect me to do? 15 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:05,210 Of course, its like music to my ears. 16 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:06,750 And I can't control myself around it. 17 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:07,730 Come and join me. 18 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:09,980 Then you'll learn to wash your own underwear. 19 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:13,160 I always wash my own underwear. 20 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:15,390 That one belongs to your beloved son. 21 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,300 Earlier he would just leave it on the bathroom floor... 22 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:18,920 ...and now, he dumps it in the washing machine. 23 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:20,170 Progressive man. 24 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,420 I'm going to give him an earful when he comes back. 25 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:23,720 He's been missing since afternoon. 26 00:01:24,130 --> 00:01:25,590 And, why on earth were you screaming? 27 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:26,630 It's 3 o'clock and I am starving. 28 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,550 And also getting late for coaching. 29 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,220 - The food's ready. - Serve it then. 30 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,460 I see... 31 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,050 You see...these clothes are tired of dancing to the washing machine's tune. 32 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,090 And I need to take them upstairs so they can get some fresh air. 33 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,510 I'll be right back. 34 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:42,880 Until then you can feast on the shame that's stopping... 35 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,090 ...you from taking your own food. 36 00:01:44,340 --> 00:01:46,510 Go ahead, and feast on it, Mr. Engineer. 37 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,260 You've been sitting at home for almost a year now. 38 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:50,050 And now it only shows up every Sunday. 39 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:50,490 Go ahead. Feast on it. 40 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,350 I am not sitting idle at home. 41 00:01:51,370 --> 00:01:52,620 I am preparing for the SSC exam. 42 00:01:52,910 --> 00:01:53,950 Do you even know what it means? 43 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:55,880 Staff Selection Commission. 44 00:01:56,010 --> 00:01:57,600 Once I get selected, I will give it back with interest. 45 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:02,430 No need to seek retribution. 46 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,060 The least you can do is fix this place. 47 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:05,640 It will be as good as exacting revenge on me. 48 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,850 Hold this. 49 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,390 No one wants to talk straight. 50 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:11,140 Do you? 51 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:13,760 Fine, I am going. 52 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:23,680 Look at this. 53 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:26,640 She's made yellow rice again with potatoes. 54 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,060 It's called 'Tehri'. 55 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:29,640 No, it's called a disappointment. 56 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:31,390 Stop calling names, because that's exactly why.. 57 00:02:31,570 --> 00:02:33,000 ..you don't get any nutrition. 58 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,680 - Just eat what I've made. - Do I have a choice? 59 00:02:35,930 --> 00:02:37,930 If you want choices, then go stay at a hotel. 60 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:39,470 Oh, God... Mom. 61 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:47,050 'After watching this mother-son argument...' 62 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:50,260 '...if you're imagining that this is some kind of dark cinema...' 63 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:54,970 '...where the mother kills her son in the end, then fine...' 64 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:56,560 '...you can imagine whatever you like.' 65 00:02:57,060 --> 00:03:01,510 'You see...people of this country judge everything too soon.' 66 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:06,970 'Because you'll find examples of such arguments in every home in this country.' 67 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:10,350 'There is no beginning, middle, or end to these anecdotes.' 68 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,350 'They start abruptly..' 69 00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:13,850 ..and also end in the same manner.' 70 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:16,810 'And get stored in the cache of your memories.' 71 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,260 'In the piggy bank of memories.' 72 00:03:19,890 --> 00:03:21,810 'Yes, that's me.' 73 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:25,970 'Comfortably sitting in an ordinary home of India...' 74 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,220 'Piggy Bank.' 75 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:29,220 'Because this ordinary looking home..' 76 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,850 '..is a plethora of such anecdotes.' 77 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:33,290 'Pay attention, anecdotes.' 78 00:03:33,470 --> 00:03:34,600 'And not a story.' 79 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:36,220 'Because, if this was a story..' 80 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:38,890 '..then the murder would've already occurred.' 81 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:44,270 "Sometimes high, sometimes low..." 82 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,380 "Sometimes twisted.." 83 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,430 "..and sometimes straight." 84 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:53,220 "A little twisted, and a little restrained.." 85 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:57,010 "...but I held on to it." 86 00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:01,470 "A little wet, and a little dry." 87 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:05,810 "Sometimes low and sometimes high." 88 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:09,640 "Sometimes melt in the mouth like cardamom..." 89 00:04:10,470 --> 00:04:14,720 "...otherwise as hard as ginger." 90 00:04:14,810 --> 00:04:18,720 "Life was a piggybank of memories." 91 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:23,720 "Life was a piggybank of memories." 92 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:58,010 Bhaiya. What are you up to? 93 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:01,600 I texted you on whatsapp. 94 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,010 Keep it down there. 95 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:07,760 I thought its one of your older messages... 96 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:10,930 ...which I then would have to forward to 11 people. 97 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,810 And I don't have the time. 98 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,390 There are some people who have all the time in the world... 99 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,350 ...and forward messages. 100 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:17,890 Even I don't have time. 101 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,760 My husband has been keeping me busy. 102 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:20,930 We're renovating our home. 103 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:22,850 Rebuilding the entire first floor. 104 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,100 He's borrowed money from the Committee. 105 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,680 I see...so it was you who borrowed money from the Committee this time. 106 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:28,100 No. This is another one. 107 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,180 He's been investing in a number of them. 108 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,180 People cannot be trusted these days. 109 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:33,720 Like the incident in Alley no. 04. 110 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,930 The cable guy fled with everyone's money. 111 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:36,930 - Really? - Yes. 112 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:40,180 I even sent its video on whatsApp. 113 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:42,180 The people gave him a sound thrashing. 114 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:45,850 Really, dear, I couldn't even watch. 115 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,890 - But, how did you get injured? - This is nothing. 116 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:50,680 If you ever renovate your home.. 117 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,260 ..then you can keep your stuff over at our place. 118 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:54,850 No. We never store trash on our terrace. 119 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:55,810 We sell it off. 120 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:58,810 But some people like to hog all the junk. 121 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:00,310 We don't either. 122 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,350 But I guess there's still time before you renovate your home. 123 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,350 Not at all. 124 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,220 Even we are thinking about renovating our home. 125 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,350 My husband's been investing too. 126 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:11,350 Yeah...and soon your children will get jobs. 127 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:14,850 - Did Annu clear his SSC? - No, he's still trying. 128 00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:16,760 He's been working really hard. I am sure he'll clear it this year. 129 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:18,180 He's not too smart in his studies. 130 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,810 I met him when I went to link my Aadhar card (ID). 131 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,970 He was smoking a cigarette. 132 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:25,720 I was wondering whether I should tell you or not. 133 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,220 Not at all, I am sure you saw someone else. 134 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:29,430 Annu doesn't indulge in such bad habits. 135 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,850 Yes, it must be someone else. 136 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:32,680 But he looked like Annu. 137 00:06:33,510 --> 00:06:35,680 You'll have to renovate your home before his wedding. 138 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:37,350 No. We'll do it much earlier. 139 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,640 And he's just 22. 140 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:41,390 These days boys don't get married before they turn 30. 141 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,100 Yeah... 142 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:44,810 And he'll turn 30 by the time he finds a job. 143 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,350 Annu. 144 00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:55,260 Annu. 145 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:57,850 - I think someone's at the door. - Yeah. 146 00:06:57,930 --> 00:06:59,180 Annu. 147 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:01,310 He must be busy studying. 148 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,890 I'll go take a look. 149 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:07,470 Annu. 150 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,100 Annu. 151 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:11,470 He must be studying. 152 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,930 Good for nothing, and 153 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:15,510 not to mention he's a complete embarrassment. 154 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,510 Don't you hear the doorbell? 155 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,560 - I am eating. - Eating... 156 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,850 What happened? 157 00:07:26,470 --> 00:07:28,970 Aman. What happened? 158 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:30,970 Did someone hit you? 159 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,470 Huh...? 160 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,430 Annu, come out. 161 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,350 Come out. 162 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,350 Someone hit Aman. 163 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,350 What happened? 164 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,350 Why aren't you saying something? What happened? 165 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:38,220 What happened, Aman? 166 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:39,350 Tell me. What happened? 167 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:40,350 Tell us. Mom is asking. 168 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,260 Who hit you? 169 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:42,350 What happened? 170 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,350 I was playing in the park when Ravi from Lane no. 4 arrived... 171 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:46,350 ...and wanted to bowl. 172 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:48,220 But when I refused he hit me. 173 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:49,220 Ravi, who? 174 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:51,350 The cable guy's son who ran away with the Committee's money? 175 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,350 That bloody Ravi... 176 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,350 - Calm down. - Where is my phone? 177 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,470 Where is my phone? 178 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,010 Calm down. Calm down. 179 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,720 You won't' get into a fight. 180 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,760 - You won't hit him? - Where are your friends? 181 00:08:00,850 --> 00:08:02,720 They are still getting thrashed and I came home with my bat. 182 00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:04,140 You did the right thing, son. I'll go talk to his mother right now. 183 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:04,890 What go and talk? 184 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:08,260 You're not going to talk to anyone? I will talk to him now. 185 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,100 Lucky. 186 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:11,350 Where are you? 187 00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:13,010 Buying bananas? 188 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:15,140 My brother's been beaten up. 189 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:17,010 Yes, Lucky. It was Ravi. 190 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:20,010 The cable guy's son who ran away with the Committee's money? 191 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:21,430 Stop trying to justify him. 192 00:08:21,510 --> 00:08:23,100 Get to the ground with your boys, understand. 193 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:24,100 Go get a chain. 194 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:25,310 No. 195 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,260 No. 196 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,140 We're going to show them once and for all today. 197 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,930 Those boys are in for trouble today. 198 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,180 Gather around all your boys and get to the ground. 199 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,220 He hit my brother. That bloody... 200 00:08:35,310 --> 00:08:36,810 - Now hang up. - Come on. 201 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:38,350 Hit him with this bat. 202 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:41,350 No, no, no, no. 203 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,560 Where do you think you're going? 204 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:45,350 Come on. 205 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,680 Come. 206 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:48,180 You won't go anywhere, Annu. 207 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:51,180 Wait. Aman. Annu. 208 00:08:58,850 --> 00:09:04,310 'The women in this country have an infallible weapon at their disposal...' 209 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,850 '...right from the time they become mothers.' 210 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:08,310 'For most of the mothers, this weapon is their temper...' 211 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,140 '...and they use it to keep things under control.' 212 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:16,180 'But some things are beyond its influence.' 213 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,090 'And that's when she resorts to her other weapon.' 214 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:22,060 'Papa, of course.' 215 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,100 It was entirely his fault. 216 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,220 All he asked was to let him bowl... 217 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,810 ...but he tried to be a wise guy. 218 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:42,810 You could've ruined our friendship.. 219 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:44,850 ..not to say severed our cable connection for good. 220 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:45,390 Who was it? 221 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,220 That Ravi from Lane no. 4. 222 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:48,810 The cable guy's son, who... 223 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,850 Yes, The cable guy's son who fled with everyone's money. 224 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,100 And I have a video about him. 225 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,010 Do you want to see it? Do you? 226 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,350 What am I trying to explain to you? 227 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,560 If someone hits his younger brother, it's natural for his blood to boil. 228 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:02,100 Yes. 229 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,970 They didn't get in a fight, go get me some tea. 230 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:06,810 It must be boiling now, like you. 231 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,470 I wish I had daughters instead. 232 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:13,970 At least they could've lent me a hand in the kitchen. 233 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:17,310 Girls of his age only know how to make instant noodles and Musically. 234 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,310 What's that? 235 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:19,470 Show him. 236 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,220 I am talking about you. 237 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,930 "Your love has made me..." 238 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:28,720 Why do you see videos of guys? 239 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,390 By the way, who brought this pineapple? 240 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:34,140 I told Lucky to get something to hit the guy. 241 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:35,600 Since he was at the market, he brought this pineapple. 242 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:36,600 So... 243 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:44,680 Can we have pineapple with tea? 244 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,930 What's wrong? 245 00:10:50,390 --> 00:10:51,760 - What's wrong? - Nothing is wrong. 246 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:53,310 What do you want me to say? Nothing is wrong. 247 00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:54,430 Nothing at all. 248 00:10:57,010 --> 00:10:59,220 - Annu, say sorry to your mom. - But... 249 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,260 No, no, don't tell him to apologize. 250 00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:03,260 Tell him to embarrass me some more in the locality. 251 00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:05,850 - How did I embarrass you? - What else do you do? 252 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,760 I study hard, I exercise and go to coaching classes. 253 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,600 - Did you go today? - I... 254 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:13,720 Because he got in trouble today. 255 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:16,310 Wonderful, son. How do you hope to find a job like this? 256 00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:17,810 And married too? 257 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,180 I'll cover up what I missed... 258 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,970 ...and I am not getting married before I turn 30. 259 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,560 Let me make that clear. Son, when I turned 30... 260 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:27,930 ...even your class 3 teacher used to hit on me. 261 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,760 She looked just like Anuradha Porwal, I swear. 262 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:34,060 Yeah...because you look like Anil Kapoor, don't you? 263 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:35,810 I am sure she even wrote you a love letter with her blood. 264 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:36,560 Show me. 265 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,810 Where are you hiding it? In which closet? 266 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,010 Show me. 267 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:40,810 Show me. 268 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,600 Shut up! 269 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,930 If this continues, Annu, you will never get a job. 270 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,600 And never get married... 271 00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:50,560 ...and even this home will continue to be the way it is. 272 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:51,600 And you can stay right here. 273 00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:52,600 In this home. 274 00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,010 Just like this. 275 00:11:57,470 --> 00:11:58,510 No. 276 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,970 The home needs urgent renovation. 277 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,010 Hmmm... The home needs urgent renovation. 278 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,810 You're right, the home needs urgent renovation. 279 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,510 We'll have a staircase up there, and below it, we'll build a bathroom. 280 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,970 No, we'll have separate bathrooms. 281 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,140 You're right, father. 282 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,850 If ones bathing and the other wants to use the loo, then that will be a problem. 283 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:20,310 Yes. 284 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,140 And you visit the bathroom atleast five times a day. 285 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,310 Wait. I'll tell you. 286 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:26,180 The staircase won't go straight, we'll make it spiral. 287 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:30,010 First the bathroom, then the loo, and the kitchen. 288 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,720 I see, so you want to build the kitchen next to the loo. 289 00:12:34,010 --> 00:12:36,760 We'll install tiles here first, then wooden cabinets on this side. 290 00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:39,100 And a big fridge on this side. 291 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:41,760 I am thinking let's first break the house down and... 292 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,810 No. My father built this house. 293 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,890 - He personally built every brick... - Father. 294 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:49,890 Grandpa even built the roof, but unfinished. 295 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:51,220 You broke it down and made a new one. 296 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:54,140 And your father only built this house but never lived here. 297 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:55,220 Don't get emotional. 298 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,890 Mom, we'll build an English bathroom. 299 00:12:57,970 --> 00:13:01,010 No. Indian toilets are better. 300 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,510 Haven't you seen Film 'Piku'? 301 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,640 Amitabh Bachchan's constipation problems were cleared. 302 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,640 - Where did he go? - Indian toilet. 303 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,510 Yeah... 304 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,220 But it will be very problematic when you get old. 305 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,760 Imagine the plight of your knees. 306 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,180 That's right, Annu. 307 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:18,510 Fine. We'll build an Indian loo below, and an English one above. 308 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,220 - Right. - That reminds me. 309 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,180 We'll build a room instead of the hall. 310 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,930 The room will open towards the kitchen. 311 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,350 And we'll have open space over here. 312 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,260 What say? 313 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,310 Mr. Rathi. 314 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:32,010 Mishra speaking. From Lane no. 7. 315 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:33,890 From the electricity department. 316 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,010 What is the rate of bricks these days? 317 00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,010 And cement? 318 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,430 That's too expensive. 319 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:46,390 Back in the days, bricks would cost only a rupee. 320 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:50,350 No. We're renovating our home... 321 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:54,350 Mr. Rathi, I'll call you up later. 322 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,310 Let's talk at your shop, okay. 323 00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,530 Goodnight. Hang up. 324 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,510 Aren't you going too fast? 325 00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:02,100 Call up the carpenter as well. 326 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:04,390 We'll have to find a good carpenter... 327 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,810 What is this garbage you've piled up here? 328 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,220 Get rid of it. Give it to the junk seller. 329 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,970 That's not ours, it belongs to Bittoo's mother. 330 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,850 She gave me a hard day today. 331 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:13,350 That's all she can do actually. 332 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,930 Don't say that. 333 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,890 She is our mother's best friend. 334 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:22,640 Yes...and my best friend was saying that she saw you smoking. 335 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:23,930 - What? - You were smoking? 336 00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:24,510 No, no, no... 337 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,640 No, mom. No, father, that's not true. 338 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:26,640 Don't believe her. 339 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:29,310 Do you know what happened with her at Shani market? 340 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,430 What? 341 00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:31,760 You don't know. 342 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:32,970 No. 343 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:36,430 She went to brother Bille's shop to buy a suit. 344 00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:38,350 Now, brother Bille being brother Bille. 345 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,970 He refused to give it in 150 rupees. 346 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:41,970 She stood there at his shop for over an hour. 347 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:44,560 Kept saying to his customers don't buy from him, his products are overpriced. 348 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,510 ...don't buy from him, his products are overpriced. 349 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,640 Then he called up his wife. She came down immediately. 350 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,220 That Punjabi lady, who eats non-veg... 351 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:55,720 She taught her a lesson, she cleaned her clock, in the middle of the road. 352 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:57,600 Every other person who came along took a chance too. 353 00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,760 Even her video is circulated in the village. 354 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,260 And now she's covered in bandages. 355 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,350 Listen... 356 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,680 Stay away from that creepy woman. 357 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:05,970 Don't try to teach me. 358 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,350 What do we do now? 359 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,850 What else? Ignore her. 360 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,470 What about the house? 361 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,510 Ohh...that. 362 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,270 Let's make a budget first. 363 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,890 So that's for the iron rods. 364 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:21,970 Yes, father. 365 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,790 Now for the bricks, 20. 366 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,310 Don't forget the sand and stones. 367 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:29,310 Yeah... 368 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,180 - What about gravel? - I already added that with grit. 369 00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,260 And...labour. 370 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,760 Yes, Labour. 371 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,260 That comes to... 372 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,310 That's about it. 373 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:42,310 What's the total? 374 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:15,680 Father, lets put it on hold. 375 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:20,140 or let's get it build. 376 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:24,640 Yes, but we'll have to borrow money. 377 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:26,600 Meaning we'll need a loan. 378 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,640 And you haven't saved up any money either. 379 00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:41,350 Listen, let's not be hasty. 380 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:43,760 It's not like homes are built every day. 381 00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,970 We'll do it once he finds a job. 382 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,890 And we'll do a good job when we do. 383 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,060 Well, it's getting really late. 384 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,220 I've to finish making dinner as well. - Listen. 385 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,720 Yes. 386 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:06,100 How about some chocolate Ice-cream? 387 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:09,850 After dinner. 388 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,430 Annu, go get some ice-cream after dinner. 389 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,850 Okay. Let me take some rest now. 390 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,060 Let's go. 391 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,350 Your demands are never-ending. 392 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:35,440 Father... teach me to woo girls. 393 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,110 Staircases from here... 394 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:45,720 'One can often see in the homes of India...' 395 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:49,430 '...when the mother gets restless over some issue.' 396 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,850 'Be it the elder son's job, younger one's wet pants..' 397 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,430 '..or their own home.' 398 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,430 'Her restlessness never demands a solution.' 399 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,430 'And even if she does, all she wants is an assurance.' 400 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:06,390 'Just assurance.' 401 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,050 'And these assurances turn into anecdotes.' 402 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,500 '...and gets deposited in the bank of memories.' 403 00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:15,140 Annu, go get some curd from the diary. 404 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,140 And he still owes me 5 rupees for the milk I bought from him in the morning. 405 00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,100 Don't forget that. 406 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,560 Are you making a salad? 407 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,060 Don't forget to use cucumbers. 408 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,390 With salt. 409 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,140 Where are you going? 410 00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:25,060 I am going to take a bath because it's too hot. 411 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,970 If I see your underwear in the washing machine again... 412 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,010 ...then I will tear it apart. 413 00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:32,100 You and your underwear. 414 00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:33,640 Understand. 415 00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:34,510 Now get lost. 416 00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:36,390 What's so funny? 417 00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:38,310 Go and get milk. I mean curd. 418 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,140 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 419 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,220 What? 420 00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,100 What are you making with the curd? 421 00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:50,680 Oh, God. Mom. Not that again. 422 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:52,970 What? 423 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,640 Yellow rice with potatoes? 424 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,600 It's called Tehri. 425 00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:59,140 It's called a disappointment.