"Ram walks in front. Laxman at the back."
"And Sita walks in the middle."
"The cow walks in front. The calf at the back."
"And the cowherd walks in the middle."
I am leaving. - Okay.
Who is she?
Aunt Mishra. She lives in the alley behind our house.
Lane no 7?
Yes. Her husband works in the electricity department.
He has moustache. - Okay.
He has a lot of attitude.
Her son is very good.
Annu.
He lifts iron early morning.
Where is my tea?
In the kitchen.
I am aware of that. Why didn't you bring it?
My hands were full.
Go get it.
Can't you see? I am having tea.
Get it yourself.
I am not your servant.
Annu's mom, you are leaving so soon.
Yes. It's time for his papa to return.
I haven't made dinner yet.
Bittu's mom wasn't to be seen today.
I didn't invite her. She comes and starts dancing.
Last time she fell on my legs while dancing.
Look. Broke my bone.
How is your leg now? - Fine.
Have you heard?
Someone's cylinder got stolen in A block.
My sister-in-law stays there.
She told me. This is the eighth cylinder.
That's why I don't leave the house empty.
Today Annu and Aman are at home. So I came.
I have not seen Annu and Aman since so many years. - Yes.
Earlier whenever I would see them..
..they would be fighting.
Kids are bound to fight.
Lower the volume
Lower it.
Lower the volume.
Why don't you sit outside?
Don't you have your paper tomorrow?
It's practical. My preparation is done.
I have to only make the chart. You make it.
I was waiting for you. - I said..
Don't increase the volume. Let me warn you.
Will you switch it off or not?
I am doing my work.
Now try to increase it.
Don't increase it, Aman. I will kick you.
Don't you understand?
Lower the volume. Aman, or else I will beat you.
Stop.
Both should live amicably.
I will come some other time at leisure. Okay? - Yes.
Bye.
"The world cannot function without Lord Ram."
"Lord Ram cannot function without Hanuman."
"The world cannot function without Lord Ram."
"Lord Ram cannot function without Hanuman."
"Without Ram. Without Sita and Ram."
"Without Lord Ram."
"The world cannot function without Lord Ram."
"Lord Ram cannot function without Hanuman."
Mama!
Annu's mom.
Bittu's mom. How are you? - Fine.
You didn't come for the discourses.
Mrs. Gupta is envious of me.
She didn't invite me because I dance really well.
Hello, aunt. - Hello. How are you, son?
Fine.
Buy vegetables.
Isn't he Chaudhary's younger son? - Yes.
He was doing some business.
Yes. He had started online business.
He used to sell vegetables on internet.
Nobody purchased it online.
So he is selling it on a handcart.
Yes.
What happened to your eyes?
It's nothing. Just like that.
Did you hear? - Yes.
Someone's cylinder got stolen in A block.
Yes. Mrs. Gupta was telling me.
There were voices coming from your house too.
Go and check.
No. Annu and Aman...are at home.
- I will leave now. - Okay?
At least give me offering.
Oh yes!
Here.
Okay.
I will eat it at home with tea.
Why have you kept the door open?
What if someone steals the cylinder?
Often people of our country gain inspiration for a happy..
..family life from wordings written behind autos and trucks.
For example, we are two and we have two children.
But once you have two children..
..there are innumerable fights that follow.
Because in today's times if there is love between two brothers..
..then there are fights too.
Also, there are tales. Not stories.
Because had it been a story..
..people wouldn't have got inspired by these lines.
"Sometimes high, sometimes low..."
"Sometimes twisted..
"..and sometimes straight."
"A little twisted,
and a little restrained.."
"...but I held on to it."
"A little wet"
"and a little dry."
"Sometimes low and sometimes high."
"Sometimes melt in the mouth like cardamom..."
"...otherwise as hard as ginger."
"Life was a piggybank of memories."
"Life was a piggybank."
What do you want? - Me?
What do you want? - Nothing.
Mama. - Tell me.
I have my practical tomorrow.
My preparation is complete. I have to only make the chart.
So make it.
You know I am bad at drawing.
Yes. I know. In 9th standard your teacher told you..
..to draw cup and plate.
And you drew shoes.
Brother told me in the morning.
That he will make the chart for me.
Yes. So tell him to make it.
If I tell him, he won't make it.
Never.
Okay.
Did you guys fight when I was out?
Huh?
Tell me. I won't scold you. Tell me.
What happened?
Mama, I was watching TV. He didn't let me watch it.
He started beating me.
Mama, my lips started bleeding. See this.
Show me. - Here.
If I go out, I have to worry about you guys.
Your voices could be heard outside.
Annu. Annu.
Come here.
Will you guys kill each other?
Annu.
What am I saying?
Come out, Annu. Come out.
Your hands are working a lot. Will you kill him?
Yes. He also beat me. He also punched me. You do not see that.
See this. I have got a scratch. - Oh God!
He is younger. Don't you have any sense?
Let your father come. I will tell him.
What happened?
Why have you kept the door open?
What if someone steals the cylinder?
Forget the cylinder. See your sons.
They have quarreled and scratched each other.
Should you fight like that?
What happened? Tell me.
Papa, I was watching TV. He didn't let me watch it.
I said.. - He is lying.
I told him to lower the volume.
He was showing attitude. And he spoke in a raised voice.
He said, "Am I your father's servant?"
How many lies will you speak, brother?
Look. He is back answering.
He is bound to. He takes after his mother. - What?
What did you say?
I was saying...I have got chicken.
Chop onions. I will prepare it. - I know everything.
Under the pretext of chicken, you will start drinking.
It's okay once in a while.
Come on.
Come on. Say sorry to each other.
I won't tell him sorry.
I won't say it at all.
Fine.
Father has no respect in this house.
Don't say sorry.
If I see you talking to each other, then I will show you.
And you. Don't you have your paper tomorrow?
Practical. - Yes. Exactly.
Go and study.
You also go and study.
If you don't pass this time, I won't spare you.
I will give you a nice chokeslam.
Got that?
You also listen.
What?
Fridge in ice..
Is there ice in fridge?
Yes.
Yes. Fine.
I will take it.
Why are you staring at my face?
Go and study.
Silence.
The silence between two brothers.
Look. It's very rare.
Brothers are those..
..who might mean anything to each other..
..whether friend or enemy, but there is never silence between them.
Watch ahead. There's a lot coming up.
Ibrahim is selling chicken so expensive.
Rs.150 for 750 gm. Tell me.
It's bound to be if everyone eats chicken.
Yes.
Tell me something. - Yes.
Chop onion lengthwise. Don't chop it so finely.
Add whole spices.
Ginger, garlic.. - I know.
Yes. - Mama.
I am not able to do it.
I won't come first.
See this.
Annu.
- What is it?
Help him in making the chart.
What did you say?
What did you say? Say it again.
What did you say?
He has his practical exam. He is unable to make the chart.
You said you will help him.
Come on. Help him.
No.
Tell him I don't want him playing GTA on my laptop.
The laptop belongs to both of you. - Yes, mama.
Everything I have belongs to him.
That's why he wears my t-shirt and dances on the street..
..like Shahrukh Khan.
If you touch my t-shirt, I won't spare you.
What not spare you?
Shall I show you?
Your younger brother is telling you to help him.
- So help him. - Leave it.
Since childhood I have faced exploitation in this house..
..because of my younger brother.
In childhood I would want to watch Dragon Ball Z.
He would watch Doremon.
I didn't come to know when Goku died.
Yes. You also sold papa's liquor bottles without telling me.
You didn't even give me money.
Once he sold your packed liquor bottle, papa.
What are you saying?
You are backbiting on me. Backbiter.
Didn't you backbite on me when I used to go to play?
I taught you how to hit the ball.
Did you teach me? - Enough!
Oh man!
Fight.
Both of you fight.
Break each other's limbs. I will call an ambulance.
No. I am not fighting, mom. I am just telling you.
You have pampered him.
That's why he backbites. Backbiter.
If you don't want to make the chart, it's fine.
But don't call me a backbiter.
Did I tell mom and dad that you had misbehaved with a girl?
Oh God! - No. No, mom.
No. Papa, it's nothing like that.
I will tell you. Let's have a one-to-one conversation.
Tell me. If you approach a girl for the first time..
..doesn't she feel you are misbehaving?
Yes or no? Papa, speak the truth.
It's possible. - What are you saying?
You won't understand. Hold on.
What? - Listen, mom and dad.
I will tell you.
He gave a greeting card to his senior.
He wrote a love letter.
Her friend thrashed him on the road. Bashed him up.
You are speaking so many lies.
Brother, you will incur a sin.
I am not lying. I went and saved him.
I don't speak about myself.
I am Anand Mishra. What is my name?
Anand Mishra. - Annu.
When they found out in school..
..no girl gave me any importance.
It's your mother's doing. Your uncle's name is Pinky.
His name is Vishwa Pratap.
Yes. But he behaves like a girl.
His wife beats him.
Look. They have fought.
Now we will start fighting. Let me warn you.
Now you are feeling bad.
End it. Come on. End it.
Don't spoil your mood.
Go and make chicken.
Okay?
Make it.
You know he is bad at drawing.
Yes. In 7th standard his teacher..
..told him to make a lotus flower.
He made Mahatma's flag.
Yes. He is dimwit. And let him remain dimwit.
Mama, I don't care whether he fails or passes.
Mama, nobody fails because of four marks.
Leave it. I will make the chart.
Okay. Make it.
Here.
Go and make it.
Acting too smart.
Go and make it.
Papa, shall I go to Bittu's mom's place?
Bittu is good at it. His drawing is good.
Bittu's mom is wearing dark glasses.
Yes.
I saw her on the street.
Why is she wearing dark glasses?
Don't you know?
She offered Rs.150 at Hanuman's temple.
She didn't get sweet ball as offering. She got offended.
She sat down on the floor.
And started shouting slogans.
I will sacrifice myself for the temple.
A Naga sage was meditating over there.
The sage got offended.
He picked up an urn filled with ashes.
And threw it at her eyes.
Good. - The ashes went into her eyes.
Her eyes got damaged.
She is wearing dark glasses.
Dark. - Yes.
Mama.
Dark glasses. - I am unable to do it.
Yes. Score less marks.
You also do SSC after engineering..
..and sit and eat at home.
Yes. Even the ground abhors a freeloader.
Don't take it seriously.
They say it in their anger.
Son, listen. Annu. Annu.
Annu.
Son.
Nothing..
Both mother and son say anything.
You dislike it that I am sitting at home.
Fine.
Annu.
Annu. - Annu.
Where are you going? Listen.
Annu.
Because of him I scold him a lot.
Wonder where he is gone.
Don't worry. He will be back.
Say sorry when he comes back.
At times you overdo it.
Mama. - Stop saying that.
Or else I am going to beat you.
Can't you do your work on your own?
Why are you yelling at him?
Come on. Go.
Wait, son. I will make your chart or whatever it is.
In my school days I have made many huts..
..flags and natural landscapes.
Come on. Get up. I will make it for you.
Come on.
It's so easy.
Look. Keep it here.
And draw a line. - Papa. Papa, it's wrong.
Why are you trying to be M.F. Husain?
Leave it.
Are you underestimating your father?
If Salman Khan can paint, can't I paint?
It's straight.
Papa, it's not straight. Look.
Hey! Look. - It's going like that.
Shall I make it or not?
Don't make it.
Now watch how I make it.
Here. It's simple. Keep it here.
And from here..
I am definitely not going to come first.
You wouldn't have come first otherwise too.
You have grown so big.
If you draw it on a pink chart paper..
..everybody will think you are a sissy.
That's why I was wondering why my talent is not revealing itself.
Because of this pink chart paper.
Why are you sulking?
I will make it.
My son has come.
I have kept leg piece for you. Shall I bring it?
Let me first do the work.
Then I will eat it.
Bring ice-cream after dinner. Okay?
Why this sudden change of heart?
So that you also don't become a freeloader like me.
As it is, even the ground abhors a freeloader.
I went out and wondered.
That you need me a lot.
You see, you are dim-witted.
You see, we are two sons.
I am elder to you. I will progress.
I will have money and car.
You will remain poor.
If you want to do any business..
..you will come to me for money.
What will you do if I refuse to give you money?
You will commit theft.
You will steal nuptial chain, purse and cylinder.
My image will get spoilt. - What intoxicant did you take..
..when you went out?
Annu has become so sensible.
He takes after his father.
Do you remember?
Both brothers had stole iron rods from the neighbours construction and sold it
I had beaten them a lot.
Why did you remember it just now?
No. It came to my mind. So I said it.
Nothing..
Did you meditate the chicken?
- Mariate. - Marinate.
Yes. Whatever.
I have made his chart. Give me money.
I will go bring ice-cream.
Oh yes! Take it from my purse.
Listen. Take it from my purse.
And take Rs.100 extra.
Tidbits have got over. Buy it for Rs.20.
And both of you keep Rs.40 each. Fine? - Good.
They are bringing ice-cream.
Let them enjoy. Go, son.
Come on.
No. It's okay. It's good.
But salt is a little less.
Regardless of the fights between.. ..two brothers in modern times.
Just a little love is enough to resolve the quarrels.
No matter how the relation is in this era.
Sour, sweet, bitter or spicy.
But it shouldn't be bland.
And when they savor this tangy relation..
..that's when it becomes we are two and we have two children.
Do you know how much it hurt?
Yes. You were talking too much nonsense.
Now keep your mouth shut. Bholu. - Bholu.
Bholu, give me my favorite.
Shall I take a toffee? - Take it. - Yes.
How is sister-in-law? - She is fine.
Oh Lord!
I thought you will spill the beans about this too.
Did I tell them?
You are a kid. Got that?
You don't start smoking.
If he comes, tell me.
Bittu's mom.
You moron!
"The world cannot function without Lord Ram."
"Lord Ram cannot function without Hanuman."
"The world cannot function without Lord Ram."
"Lord Ram cannot function without Hanuman."
"Without Ram. Without Sita and Ram."
"Without Lord Ram."