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Hello, mummy.

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How are you, son?

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I am good.

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How are studies going?

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It's going well.

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Classes have begun.

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His routine will be disturbed.

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Let him sleep.

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You let the day pass
and then call specifically at night.

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Tell me.

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Are you in good spirit?

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Yes, mummy.

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How do you manage to
keep repeating the same question?

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Okay.

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I'll hang up then.

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Okay.

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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

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Are you revising 'coordinate' inside?

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Just two more minutes, bro.

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Did it fall?

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Did it fall?

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Did I tell you or not?

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Jeetu Bhaiya and Physics
can never be wrong.

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Bhaiya. Bhaiya.
Once more.

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How many times did you pay the fees?

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What if I say 'once more'?

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Look at that.
He is feeling sleepy in class.

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Am I that boring?

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I stole someone's wheel at 4:30 AM.

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He may show up anytime.

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And this chap is all sleepy.

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Sorry, sir.

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- I could not sleep all night, so..
- What did you just say? Come again?

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- I could not sleep all night..
- No. No. Before that?

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Sorry, sir.

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Sir!

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Did everyone hear that?

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Sir.

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Jeetu Bhaiya is no longer a 'Bhaiya' (brother).

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What am I now?

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Sir!

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Batla sir and Rao
sir aren't the only sirs.

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Even Jeetu Bhaiya is now a..

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Sir!

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You surely deserve a prize.

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- Come over.
- Go. Go

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- Come.
- Well done!

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The credit for my success
goes to my mother Mrs.

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Sumitra..

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Scoot! Go and wash your face.
Go!

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He wants to take my hard earned money.

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- You are so dramatic, Bhaiya.
- Why shouldn't I be?

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I wasn't the Governor of Dramatics
society IIT Kharagpur for nothing.

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Let's resume.

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- A beautiful damsel.
- Yes, sir.

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Yes! Now you're all awake..
at the mention of 'damsel'.

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- Are the patties fresh, brother?
- Certainly.

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Give me one.

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You are foregoing food for patties?

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It is not food.
It is bullcrap!

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Just a week away from home and
you've turned foul-mouthed.

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Bullcrap is not a cuss word.

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It's a body product.

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Fertilizer.

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Agarwal sir used to utter it even in classroom.

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Give me pickle.

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Carry on.

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Uday, rather than learning
hard work, discipline..

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..and punctuality, you choose to
learn cuss words from Agarwal sir.

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And you... Munching patties all the time.

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You'll grow weaker
if you skip meals.

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If you grow weak you fall ill.

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And the children who
fall ill within the first week..

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..are taken back home by their parents.

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And they never make it to IIT.

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Meena, I will fall ill
even if I eat this food.

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This is so oily.

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- Is oil free or what?
- Speak softly.

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If Chandru hears then we'll get
mixed vegetables of all the gourds for dinner.

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Including bitter gourd.

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Still drinking Bisleri?

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Meena. Not Bisleri.
Aquafina.

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It's all the Bisleri's are the same.

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Why are you squandering money?
Drink this.

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The mess does not make the water.

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My thirst doesn't get
quenched by this water.

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It is salty.

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- The Chambal water.. Is hard.
- Is hard.

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I know.

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I've been hearing
this for the past week.

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Look, if you don't eat well
you won't be able to concentrate.

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Then you won't be able to study long.

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As it is you are facing so many complexities
why invite a new one.

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Look, if you drink more of
this you will spend more money..

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..if you drink less
you will be constipated.

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I already am.

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You couldn't empty your bowels even today?

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What kind of conversation
is this for the dining table?

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Wonderful! When you called
this delicious food a body product..

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..was the conversation good then!?

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You couldn't empty your bowels?

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Are you going empty it for him?

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Uday!

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Let's go for some tea.

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Come.
Oh, Shivangi!

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You bite so hard.

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Raunchy!

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Meena.

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Let's go for a tea.

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It isn't 5:30 as yet.

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Have you finished the sheet?

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Yes, I've completed up to 35.

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You completed 35?

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You did it very fast.
I am still on the 30th.

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Why don't you complete it?
It will be done by 5:30.

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How do you guys manage to sit for so long?

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I get tired in a little while.

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Don't say that.

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Even yesterday you didn't finish the homework.

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If you leave it today as well,
it's bound to pile up.

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I am not up to it.

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Then try to read the theory.
Utilize your time.

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I don't feel like it now.

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This is what I've been trying
to explain to you for so long.

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You know what.

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Read Flamingo for now.

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It's a light read and
will prepare you for boards too.

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Take it.

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It contains stories.

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A monkey is pulling down
an object through a pulley.

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Another monkey is pulling
the first monkey's tail.

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Since it is pulling his tail
it is bound to create tension.

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Vaibhav!

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Vaibhav!

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Your symptoms do not
appear right to me at all.

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You need the guidance of someone wise.

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- Who?
- A counselor.

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Psychiatrist?

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Counselor? Like hell!

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Is this a mental problem?
Am I depressed?

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Do I have anxiety?
Am I suicidal?

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Have I lost my mind that I need a counselor?

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And anyways,
half the counselors here are frauds.

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I don't need anybody.

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You need Alprozolam,
which is good for your sleep..

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..and can restore the balance
of serotonin and dopamine in your body.

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And Lactulose for your
constipation problems.

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Pay the fees outside.

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You do know that you
are not a Doctor, right?

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Just because I wore
a coat instead of an apron..

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..and my handwriting is not good,
does it mean I am not a Doctor?

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Because you don't have a license.

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Why have you worn this lab coat?

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Don't dress for the job you have.

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Dress for the job you want.

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Vaibhav.

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I know what you need.

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Radha Krishna temple.

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All your prayers are answered over here.

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Take this.

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Write it nicely with a clean heart.

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It is mathematically impossible, Meena.

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There aren't as many seats
in IIT as the number of prayers here.

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What is this, Meena?

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Why did you have to bring us here?

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Help me.

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Are you crazy?

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It was needed.

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But not from anybody.
A loved one.

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Someone who would empathize.
Someone who has faced this himself.

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So, he told me about you.
That's why I brought him here.

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Did the right thing, didn't I?

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Absolutely.

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You certainly are wise.

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Ofcouse, he is in Maheshwari.

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Piyush.

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You tell me how you managed, bro.

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My food, drink, potty and sleep,
everything is out of order.

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How did you get my address?

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From your parents..

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..because you weren't
answering my phone.

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Smart, right?

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Again, my idea.

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Very nice.

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I won't take up much of your time.

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I understand the
pressure from Maheshwari.

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Just share with me any coping mechanism.

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I am not able to handle it.

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A friend in need is
a friend indeed, right?

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Isn't that right, brother?

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You did the right thing coming here?

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Ain't that true?

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Thank you.

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You did the right thing..

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..because even I am unable to handle it.

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It seems even Piyush is constipated.

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This is something else, Meena.

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What's the matter, bro?

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I am not in Maheshwari.

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I've been taking individual
lessons for the past six months.

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My suspicion turned out right, Meena.

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Didn't I tell you,

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what is a 'Maheshwari' boy doing in Talwandi
 instead of Vigyan Nagar.

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I don't understand.

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What are you saying?

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Dad got me admitted using influence..

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..but when the batch was
shuffled after the first test..

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..I ended up in the last batch.

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The next time I was the
last student in that batch as well.

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Then I had to leave Maheshwari
and opt for individual coaching.

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I see.

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That's why you wouldn't
return my calls, you rascal.

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- So sorry, brother.
- Get lost!

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How could I tell you?

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Dad has bragged all over Itarsi..

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..that I am in Maheshwari.

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Ya.

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He does brag alot.

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He told all of Itarsi that
I didn't get admitted to Maheshwari.

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All of Itarsi feels I will
surely get admitted to IIT.

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Yes.
All of us feel that way.

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Yes.

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I was baffled as to
how he soared so suddenly.

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I hope your family knows.

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- No, buddy.
- No?

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Last time when I went
home for Diwali..

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 ..I had planned on disclosing
everything and end the matter but..

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 But?

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For the first time
in my life Neha called.

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Neha Purohit?

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Yes.
You know her younger sister.

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- Shilpa?
- Yes.

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She was thinking of
IIT herself and needed tips from me.

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So both of them came to my place.

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Both Neha and Shilpa?

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- Yes.
- Their mom came too.

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- Aunt Disha?
- Yes.

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For the first time in my
life I got so much recognition..

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..how could I have let it go?

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00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:11,287
Also, do you know,
during the conversation..

242
00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:15,394
..aunt confirmed my
time and date of birth.

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Even I am preparing for IIT.

244
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I was a better student
than you in school.

245
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,281
She never asked me for tips.

246
00:14:22,281 --> 00:14:26,579
You are studying in Prodigy.

247
00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:31,549
Never mind all of that.
Tell me what I should do.

248
00:14:31,549 --> 00:14:33,287
You..

249
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..better see a counselor.

250
00:15:08,155 --> 00:15:09,267
Yes, mummy.

251
00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:11,348
What were you doing?

252
00:15:11,348 --> 00:15:13,292
Nothing.
Was studying when..

253
00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:16,122
..an idle lady disturbed me.

254
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,747
How could she do that?

255
00:15:17,747 --> 00:15:25,860
Make it clear to your landlady
when you are studying she..

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I got it.

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I'll hang up.
You continue studying.

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Are you in a good spirit?

259
00:15:34,952 --> 00:15:37,040
Yes, mummy.
I am.

260
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:41,765
Until I categorically tell you never assume otherwise.

261
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:44,107
Well, goodnight.

262
00:15:44,107 --> 00:16:01,234
Goodnight.

263
00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:02,854
What do you mean?

264
00:16:02,854 --> 00:16:05,591
"I didn't attempt the problem
as I didn't understand it."

265
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:10,615
Always look for hints, so many are there.

266
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:13,497
 Where?

267
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:16,455
The first hint is that
the problem is given.

268
00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:18,930
When the maker has
posed the problem to us..

269
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:20,967
..that means it's solvable with our knowledge.

270
00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:22,838
Secondly the velocity is given.

271
00:16:22,838 --> 00:16:25,069
See. Is it or isn't it?

272
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:26,056
So, it will be used in either
of the two things.

273
00:16:26,056 --> 00:16:27,930
Energy or momentum.

274
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:31,153
Now you have to decide
which gamble to take.

275
00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:35,193
If it still doesn't make
sense then keep looking for hints.

276
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,756
Is the word 'friction' visible?

277
00:16:37,756 --> 00:16:38,682
Yes.

278
00:16:38,682 --> 00:16:40,059
It means energy cannot be used.

279
00:16:40,059 --> 00:16:42,316
What does that leave?
Conservation of momentum.

280
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:46,155
Initial equal to final.

281
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,541
Say yes or no.

282
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:48,706
Yes, sir.

283
00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:51,039
Just equate initial to final.

284
00:16:51,039 --> 00:16:52,863
Tick it and move on.

285
00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:54,157
At some point in the future
whilst laughing, singing..

286
00:16:54,157 --> 00:16:56,141
..or in toilet you will realize..

287
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,483
..why was the mometum conserved.

288
00:16:58,483 --> 00:16:59,555
Okay?

289
00:16:59,555 --> 00:17:01,916
Even if you don't understand the
question jostle with it.

290
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:02,828
What do you do?

291
00:17:02,828 --> 00:17:03,903
Jostle with it.

292
00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:05,569
Yes.

293
00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:07,482
Once you have learned to jostle with
questions and twirl the pen...

294
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,126
..you are already half an IITian.

295
00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:16,794
Come on.
Next.

296
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:22,090
Hello, bro.
Didn't you do the rest?

297
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,410
Sir, I only did up to number 52.

298
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:27,221
I see. You completed 52.
Very good!

299
00:17:27,221 --> 00:17:29,085
It's me who hates the environment.

300
00:17:29,085 --> 00:17:33,393
I made a 150 page long sheet
just to waste paper, right?

301
00:17:33,393 --> 00:17:37,959
Sir, Not that I can't crack problems..

302
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:41,028
..but I am unable to sit for long.

303
00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:42,392
I'm not in the right spirit.

304
00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:44,075
Is this the problem
or there's more to it?

305
00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:45,572
Bhaiya, he doesn't even eat well.

306
00:17:45,572 --> 00:17:47,596
He survives on Maggi and patties.

307
00:17:47,596 --> 00:17:57,056
He still drinks Bisleri
water and doesn't even sleep.

308
00:17:57,056 --> 00:17:59,633
Why, brother?

309
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,191
Yes, Bhaiya.

310
00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:02,698
You came late.

311
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:04,850
So he missed the orientation.

312
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:08,306
He does not know the two important
concepts of living in Kota.

313
00:18:08,306 --> 00:18:09,200
Tell him, Meenal.

314
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,197
What are they?

315
00:18:11,197 --> 00:18:14,013
Firstly, Jeetu Bhaiya
is not our physics faculty.

316
00:18:14,013 --> 00:18:15,240
He is our agony aunt.

317
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,320
He solves all kinds of problems.

318
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:21,900
Academic, non-academic,
personal, financial or romantic.

319
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,434
Even if your landlord has
kicked you out of the house..

320
00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:28,725
..in the middle of the night or
if you've argued with the mess people..

321
00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:31,585
..or if a Policeman has caught
you reading obscene literature.

322
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:34,077
Jeetu Bhaiya solves everything.

323
00:18:34,077 --> 00:18:40,551
Just call him immediately and
Jeetu Bhaiya solves all the problems.

324
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,500
And..

325
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,532
..the second?

326
00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:46,070
You forgot the second?

327
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:48,496
Yes.

328
00:18:48,496 --> 00:18:50,799
Every child is special.

329
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:52,584
That is utter nonsense.

330
00:18:52,584 --> 00:18:54,665
You are not some unique personality.

331
00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:57,949
These problems occur to
thousands of students each year.

332
00:18:57,949 --> 00:19:01,655
Before preparing for IIT at Kota
one must prepare themselves to live in Kota.

333
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:04,059
And there are simple ways to do it.

334
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,029
If you encounter problems..

335
00:19:06,029 --> 00:19:06,812
Jostle with them.

336
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,968
Jostle with them.

337
00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,943
Even if you don't like the water,
Just drink it.

338
00:19:09,943 --> 00:19:12,179
Even if you don't like the mess food,
Just eat it.

339
00:19:12,179 --> 00:19:14,553
Even if you are unable to sit for long
Just sit for long.

340
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:15,948
Challenge yourself.
I will sit for long.

341
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,413
I won't get up at all.

342
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,380
I will solve problems.
I will read theories.

343
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:21,093
I will watch Unacademy's lessons.

344
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,719
I will go through old papers.

345
00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:25,340
I will sleep,
I will die but I won't get up.

346
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:26,785
So, what have you done?

347
00:19:26,785 --> 00:19:28,858
You have turned your problems to dare.

348
00:19:28,858 --> 00:19:31,190
And dare is directly connected to ego.

349
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:34,247
Ego has many disadvantages
but it has one advantage too.

350
00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:36,032
Things seem to be doable.

351
00:19:36,032 --> 00:19:37,866
And you don't have
to do this drama for long.

352
00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:38,570
How many days?

353
00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:39,832
21 days.

354
00:19:39,832 --> 00:19:43,232
You can form any or give
up any habit in 21 days.

355
00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:45,411
I had a smoking problem.

356
00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:46,611
2 packs a day.

357
00:19:46,611 --> 00:19:48,692
I lost it.

358
00:19:48,692 --> 00:19:50,983
I left it one day and after
that I bragged about it at home..

359
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,887
..to my girlfriend,
faculty, driver and the driver's wife.

360
00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:57,438
So much so,
I gave 2000 rupees to the vendor..

361
00:19:57,438 --> 00:19:59,622
..not to give me cigarettes to smoke.

362
00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:03,678
If you brag about it to the world
then the world won't let you smoke.

363
00:20:03,678 --> 00:20:07,210
I felt a little urge in
the beginning and then some more.

364
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:09,108
By the time 21 days had
passed the urge was zero.

365
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,358
That's what you have to do.

366
00:20:11,358 --> 00:20:14,347
Say something. Yes or no.

367
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:18,162
Yes, Bhaiya.

368
00:20:18,162 --> 00:20:20,484
Uday is a nasty fella..

369
00:20:20,484 --> 00:20:23,117
..but Meena, you knew this was
happening with your friend..

370
00:20:23,117 --> 00:20:25,095
 ..and still didn't tell him?

371
00:20:25,095 --> 00:20:26,905
 Bhaiya, I..

372
00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:28,875
You too, Brutus.

373
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:32,972
You too.

374
00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:33,846
Did you notice?

375
00:20:33,846 --> 00:20:38,278
Bhaiya called me Brutus. 'Brutus Meena'

376
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:52,045
What? Don't you have any sense of humour?

377
00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:55,761
I might look nasty
but not from the heart.

378
00:20:55,761 --> 00:20:58,162
Sure, I'm a member of the Bihar Tigers.

379
00:20:58,162 --> 00:21:01,631
I have the responsibility of
the entire city on these shoulders.

380
00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:04,791
But Uday Gupta never ignores his sidekicks.

381
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:07,639
..because your brother is
the king of the streets.

382
00:21:07,639 --> 00:21:10,591
I have taken the annual subscription
for Unacademy plus.

383
00:21:10,591 --> 00:21:12,097
For you.

384
00:21:12,097 --> 00:21:15,648
Go.
Attend as many live lectures as you wish.

385
00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:23,710
And always remember. Your brother is Caesar, not Brutus.

386
00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:26,526
This man rises up at 3 pm.

387
00:21:26,526 --> 00:21:30,193
But don't you rise.
Go study.

388
00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:37,193
What are you looking at?
Go study.

389
00:21:37,193 --> 00:21:39,946
One cannot hate what one does not see.

390
00:21:39,946 --> 00:21:42,368
Don't look at the mess food at all.

391
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,323
Pick up bread without a fuss.

392
00:21:44,323 --> 00:21:47,814
Dip it in whatever and just chew.

393
00:21:47,814 --> 00:21:49,806
Sometimes you
may be tempted to look down..

394
00:21:49,806 --> 00:22:02,331
..but therein lies your defeat.

395
00:22:02,331 --> 00:22:13,557
Tastes even better today.

396
00:22:13,557 --> 00:22:14,999
Don't drink water at room temperature.

397
00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:16,922
Drink chilled water of the fridge.

398
00:22:16,922 --> 00:22:18,880
People even savour beer if chilled.

399
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,483
Salt water is nothing.

400
00:22:21,483 --> 00:22:23,789
Bottoms up.

401
00:22:23,789 --> 00:22:27,180
Here x is given as
the distance of the block..

402
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,925
..and we have to find the
velocity as a function of x.

403
00:22:30,925 --> 00:22:33,490
Just choose the correct option.

404
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:35,354
C.

405
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,393
When did you come?

406
00:22:36,393 --> 00:22:38,021
I came to check on you.

407
00:22:38,021 --> 00:22:39,079
Good! Good!

408
00:22:39,079 --> 00:22:43,159
If you have chosen C option
then your answer is correct.

409
00:22:43,159 --> 00:22:46,209
Now I shall tell you
the solution of this question.

410
00:22:46,209 --> 00:22:47,406
Yes, I have eaten.

411
00:22:47,406 --> 00:22:49,989
I am all well and
am in good spirits.

412
00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:54,623
Mummy, how do you manage to
keep repeating the same question everyday?

413
00:22:54,623 --> 00:23:02,579
Okay.

414
00:23:02,579 --> 00:23:03,665
Apply more pressure, bro.

415
00:23:03,665 --> 00:23:11,071
Vaibhav.

416
00:23:11,071 --> 00:23:12,406
Is it working?

417
00:23:12,406 --> 00:23:14,391
Lentil soup,
veggies and breads have to be prepared..

418
00:23:14,391 --> 00:23:17,522
..so there is always a scope of mistake.

419
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:20,260
Given the scope,
the cooks in the mess ensure mistakes.

420
00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:23,002
That's why one should prefer
eating what they don't make..

421
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:28,999
..such as salad,
pickle, papad, yogurt and sugar.

422
00:23:28,999 --> 00:23:48,981
And there is your three course meal.

423
00:23:48,981 --> 00:23:51,000
I have helped many people crap.

424
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,169
Yours is no different.

425
00:23:53,169 --> 00:23:54,484
Two puffs.

426
00:23:54,484 --> 00:23:55,835
Only two puffs.

427
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,952
You will experience streamline motion.

428
00:23:57,952 --> 00:23:59,900
Not friction.

429
00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:01,140
Nonsense.

430
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:12,641
Take it. This is 'the truth'.
-Scram! Bloody addict!

431
00:24:12,641 --> 00:24:16,888
Children, today we shall solve
a problem on vertical circular motion.

432
00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:19,098
Let me first explain the problem to you.

433
00:24:19,098 --> 00:24:20,212
Vaibhav.

434
00:24:20,212 --> 00:24:21,067
Aunty.

435
00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:22,781
She was walking down
the stairs and fell.

436
00:24:22,781 --> 00:24:24,167
She is frothing in the mouth.

437
00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:24,980
Hello.
Ambulance.

438
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,545
Come to Lal Burj quickly.
It's an emergency.

439
00:24:26,545 --> 00:24:29,989
What? Froth? Where?

440
00:24:29,989 --> 00:24:31,148
You got up?

441
00:24:31,148 --> 00:24:32,945
For that two-bit woman?

442
00:24:32,945 --> 00:24:34,456
You just want an excuse.

443
00:24:34,456 --> 00:24:36,891
Damn you!

444
00:24:36,891 --> 00:24:40,048
You will bring disgrace
on us in Jeetu Bhaiya's presence.

445
00:24:40,048 --> 00:24:42,961
Give me my 100 rupees from the bet.

446
00:24:42,961 --> 00:24:43,995
Engineer.

447
00:24:43,995 --> 00:24:45,729
Nature has done half the job.

448
00:24:45,729 --> 00:24:46,642
Water contains salt.

449
00:24:46,642 --> 00:24:48,027
Just add salt and lemon to it.

450
00:24:48,027 --> 00:24:50,061
Lemonade is ready.

451
00:24:50,061 --> 00:24:53,870
This small tip saves ten
million children's lives every year.

452
00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,038
It's great!

453
00:24:55,038 --> 00:24:56,027
Isn't it?

454
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,339
Go and prepare two glasses now.

455
00:24:57,339 --> 00:24:59,186
Three.

456
00:24:59,186 --> 00:25:05,395
Mummy, Uday's girlfriend does not
call him as many times as you call me.

457
00:25:05,395 --> 00:25:06,927
Go! Go! Go! Come on!

458
00:25:06,927 --> 00:25:08,636
Well done, bro! Well done!

459
00:25:08,636 --> 00:25:10,177
You are under the oath of IIT.

460
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,237
One can't follow one days,
how will one follow test cricket?

461
00:25:12,237 --> 00:25:16,600
The T-20 format has been
created for Kota students.

462
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,040
IPL is the future.

463
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,669
If only they would take Yuvraj to play.

464
00:25:21,669 --> 00:25:22,788
It's very wrong of them.

465
00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:25,544
You are correct, bro.
It's all politics.

466
00:25:25,544 --> 00:25:29,018
Bro, Yuvi can and Yuvi will.

467
00:25:29,018 --> 00:25:31,230
That's right, bro.
Yuvraj will return.

468
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,901
You can quote me on that.

469
00:25:32,901 --> 00:25:34,798
You?

470
00:25:34,798 --> 00:25:36,824
Yes.

471
00:25:36,824 --> 00:25:38,454
He will return.

472
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:43,065
Children, today we shall solve
a problem on impulse momentum theorem

473
00:25:43,065 --> 00:25:49,074
In it we shall learn
to calculate impulse.

474
00:25:49,074 --> 00:25:51,832
Wow! There was no sound today.

475
00:25:51,832 --> 00:25:54,928
You know this is really inappropriate.

476
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:57,205
I'm happy for you, buddy.

477
00:25:57,205 --> 00:26:00,235
Children, we will solve
a problem on friction today.

478
00:26:00,235 --> 00:26:04,073
As you can see in the
picture two blocks are made.

479
00:26:04,073 --> 00:26:07,460
Both the blocks are kept on a wedge

480
00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:09,490
 ..and both are connected
with the help of a string.

481
00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:15,421
[Educator speaking]

482
00:26:15,421 --> 00:26:16,824
Shall we?

483
00:26:16,824 --> 00:26:17,666
Yes.

484
00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:21,660
It is 6:30 already.

485
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,856
For which the system..

486
00:26:22,856 --> 00:26:31,367
Let's go.

487
00:26:31,367 --> 00:26:35,206
That was done in class.

488
00:26:35,206 --> 00:26:40,403
But I'm glad today you came
with DPP and sheets finished.

489
00:26:40,403 --> 00:26:42,271
That means this chap
is able to sit up longer.

490
00:26:42,271 --> 00:26:44,211
Yes, sir.

491
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,501
Is food and water sorted?

492
00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:47,887
Yes, Bhaiya.

493
00:26:47,887 --> 00:26:49,652
Are you able to crap properly?

494
00:26:49,652 --> 00:26:52,202
Oh, Bhaiya!

495
00:26:52,202 --> 00:26:54,500
Come along.
Why are you being shy with me?

496
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:58,387
I am your agony aunt.

497
00:26:58,387 --> 00:27:00,893
And we have a long journey together.

498
00:27:00,893 --> 00:27:02,686
Everyone has these problems.

499
00:27:02,686 --> 00:27:09,928
I too have them.

500
00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:13,200
Have you been doing Physical Chemistry?

501
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,069
Give me one.

502
00:27:15,069 --> 00:27:15,967
A cigarette?

503
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,110
Yes.

504
00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:18,768
Cigarette, Bhaiya?

505
00:27:18,768 --> 00:27:21,727
When I don't feel the urge
and the situation is under control..

506
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:30,959
..then you can cheat sometimes.

507
00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:32,881
Cheating occasionally is fine.

508
00:27:32,881 --> 00:27:43,987
As long as it doesn't become a habit.

509
00:27:43,987 --> 00:27:46,715
- What's the matter?
- Auto!

510
00:27:46,715 --> 00:27:47,827
Lets rush to Vigyan Nagar.

511
00:27:47,827 --> 00:27:49,575
- Let's go, sir.
- Bhaiya!

512
00:27:49,575 --> 00:27:53,217
- Bhaiya!
- I'll see you later.

513
00:27:53,217 --> 00:27:56,729
What happened?

514
00:27:56,729 --> 00:27:57,589
Nature's call?

515
00:27:57,589 --> 00:28:02,780
Yes.

516
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:04,157
Meena.

517
00:28:04,157 --> 00:28:06,689
Come.

518
00:28:06,689 --> 00:28:07,920
It's only 5 O'clock.

519
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,620
Let's go! Come!

520
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:10,918
It's always the same..

521
00:28:10,918 --> 00:28:11,711
Let's go!

522
00:28:11,711 --> 00:28:13,809
I just needed to study
one more paragraph.

523
00:28:13,809 --> 00:28:16,791
What will you gain from
studying one paragraph?

524
00:28:16,791 --> 00:28:18,473
Jeetu Bhaiya said so.

525
00:28:18,473 --> 00:28:21,011
Occasional cheating is fine.

526
00:28:21,011 --> 00:29:00,310
As long as you don't form a habit.

527
00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:03,328
'The person you are
calling is not answering.

528
00:29:03,328 --> 00:29:07,408
Please try later.'

529
00:29:07,408 --> 00:29:13,553
He's not picking my call.

530
00:29:13,553 --> 00:29:14,811
Now he is in a happy place.

531
00:29:15,305 --> 00:30:15,192
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