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Hello, mummy.

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How are you, son?

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I am good.

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How are studies going?

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It's going well.

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Classes have begun.

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His routine will be disturbed.

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Let him sleep.

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You let the day pass
and then call specifically at night.

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Tell me.

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Are you in good spirit?

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Yes, mummy.

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How do you manage to
keep repeating the same question?

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Okay.

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I'll hang up then.

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Okay.

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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

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Are you revising 'coordinate' inside?

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Just two more minutes, bro.

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Did it fall?

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Did it fall?

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Did I tell you or not?

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Jeetu Bhaiya and Physics
can never be wrong.

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Bhaiya. Bhaiya.
Once more.

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How many times did you pay the fees?

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What if I say 'once more'?

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Look at that.
He is feeling sleepy in class.

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Am I that boring?

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I stole someone's wheel at 4:30 AM.

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He may show up anytime.

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And this chap is all sleepy.

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Sorry, sir.

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- I could not sleep all night, so..
- What did you just say? Come again?

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- I could not sleep all night..
- No. No. Before that?

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Sorry, sir.

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Sir!

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Did everyone hear that?

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Sir.

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Jeetu Bhaiya is no longer a 'Bhaiya' (brother).

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What am I now?

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Sir!

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Batla sir and Rao
sir aren't the only sirs.

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Even Jeetu Bhaiya is now a..

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Sir!

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You surely deserve a prize.

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- Come over.
- Go. Go

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- Come.
- Well done!

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The credit for my success
goes to my mother Mrs.

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Sumitra..

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Scoot! Go and wash your face.
Go!

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He wants to take my hard earned money.

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- You are so dramatic, Bhaiya.
- Why shouldn't I be?

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I wasn't the Governor of Dramatics
society IIT Kharagpur for nothing.

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Let's resume.

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- A beautiful damsel.
- Yes, sir.

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Yes! Now you're all awake..
at the mention of 'damsel'.

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- Are the patties fresh, brother?
- Certainly.

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Give me one.

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You are foregoing food for patties?

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It is not food.
It is bullcrap!

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Just a week away from home and
you've turned foul-mouthed.

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Bullcrap is not a cuss word.

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It's a body product.

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Fertilizer.

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Agarwal sir used to utter it even in classroom.

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Give me pickle.

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Carry on.

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Uday, rather than learning
hard work, discipline..

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..and punctuality, you choose to
learn cuss words from Agarwal sir.

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And you... Munching patties all the time.

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You'll grow weaker
if you skip meals.

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If you grow weak you fall ill.

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And the children who
fall ill within the first week..

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..are taken back home by their parents.

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And they never make it to IIT.

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Meena, I will fall ill
even if I eat this food.

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This is so oily.

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- Is oil free or what?
- Speak softly.

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If Chandru hears then we'll get
mixed vegetables of all the gourds for dinner.

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Including bitter gourd.

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Still drinking Bisleri?

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Meena. Not Bisleri.
Aquafina.

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It's all the Bisleri's are the same.

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Why are you squandering money?
Drink this.

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The mess does not make the water.

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My thirst doesn't get
quenched by this water.

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It is salty.

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- The Chambal water.. Is hard.
- Is hard.

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I know.

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I've been hearing
this for the past week.

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Look, if you don't eat well
you won't be able to concentrate.

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Then you won't be able to study long.

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As it is you are facing so many complexities
why invite a new one.

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Look, if you drink more of
this you will spend more money..

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..if you drink less
you will be constipated.

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I already am.

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You couldn't empty your bowels even today?

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What kind of conversation
is this for the dining table?

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Wonderful! When you called
this delicious food a body product..

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..was the conversation good then!?

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You couldn't empty your bowels?

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Are you going empty it for him?

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Uday!

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Let's go for some tea.

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Come.
Oh, Shivangi!

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You bite so hard.

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Raunchy!

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Meena.

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Let's go for a tea.

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It isn't 5:30 as yet.

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Have you finished the sheet?

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Yes, I've completed up to 35.

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You completed 35?

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You did it very fast.
I am still on the 30th.

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Why don't you complete it?
It will be done by 5:30.

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How do you guys manage to sit for so long?

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I get tired in a little while.

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Don't say that.

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Even yesterday you didn't finish the homework.

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If you leave it today as well,
it's bound to pile up.

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I am not up to it.

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Then try to read the theory.
Utilize your time.

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I don't feel like it now.

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This is what I've been trying
to explain to you for so long.

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You know what.

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Read Flamingo for now.

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It's a light read and
will prepare you for boards too.

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Take it.

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It contains stories.

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A monkey is pulling down
an object through a pulley.

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Another monkey is pulling
the first monkey's tail.

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Since it is pulling his tail
it is bound to create tension.

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Vaibhav!

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Vaibhav!

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Your symptoms do not
appear right to me at all.

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You need the guidance of someone wise.

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- Who?
- A counselor.

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Psychiatrist?

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Counselor? Like hell!

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Is this a mental problem?
Am I depressed?

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Do I have anxiety?
Am I suicidal?

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Have I lost my mind that I need a counselor?

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And anyways,
half the counselors here are frauds.

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I don't need anybody.

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You need Alprozolam,
which is good for your sleep..

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..and can restore the balance
of serotonin and dopamine in your body.

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And Lactulose for your
constipation problems.

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Pay the fees outside.

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You do know that you
are not a Doctor, right?

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Just because I wore
a coat instead of an apron..

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..and my handwriting is not good,
does it mean I am not a Doctor?

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Because you don't have a license.

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Why have you worn this lab coat?

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Don't dress for the job you have.

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Dress for the job you want.

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Vaibhav.

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I know what you need.

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Radha Krishna temple.

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All your prayers are answered over here.

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Take this.

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Write it nicely with a clean heart.

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It is mathematically impossible, Meena.

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There aren't as many seats
in IIT as the number of prayers here.

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What is this, Meena?

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Why did you have to bring us here?

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Help me.

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Are you crazy?

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It was needed.

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But not from anybody.
A loved one.

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Someone who would empathize.
Someone who has faced this himself.

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So, he told me about you.
That's why I brought him here.

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Did the right thing, didn't I?

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Absolutely.

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You certainly are wise.

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Ofcouse, he is in Maheshwari.

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Piyush.

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You tell me how you managed, bro.

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My food, drink, potty and sleep,
everything is out of order.

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How did you get my address?

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From your parents..

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..because you weren't
answering my phone.

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Smart, right?

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Again, my idea.

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Very nice.

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I won't take up much of your time.

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I understand the
pressure from Maheshwari.

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Just share with me any coping mechanism.

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I am not able to handle it.

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A friend in need is
a friend indeed, right?

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Isn't that right, brother?

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You did the right thing coming here?

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Ain't that true?

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Thank you.

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You did the right thing..

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..because even I am unable to handle it.

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It seems even Piyush is constipated.

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This is something else, Meena.

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What's the matter, bro?

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I am not in Maheshwari.

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I've been taking individual
lessons for the past six months.

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My suspicion turned out right, Meena.

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Didn't I tell you,

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what is a 'Maheshwari' boy doing in Talwandi
 instead of Vigyan Nagar.

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I don't understand.

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What are you saying?

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Dad got me admitted using influence..

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..but when the batch was
shuffled after the first test..

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..I ended up in the last batch.

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The next time I was the
last student in that batch as well.

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Then I had to leave Maheshwari
and opt for individual coaching.

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I see.

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That's why you wouldn't
return my calls, you rascal.

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- So sorry, brother.
- Get lost!

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How could I tell you?

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Dad has bragged all over Itarsi..

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..that I am in Maheshwari.

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Ya.

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He does brag alot.

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He told all of Itarsi that
I didn't get admitted to Maheshwari.

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All of Itarsi feels I will
surely get admitted to IIT.

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Yes.
All of us feel that way.

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Yes.

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I was baffled as to
how he soared so suddenly.

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I hope your family knows.

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- No, buddy.
- No?

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Last time when I went
home for Diwali..

228
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 ..I had planned on disclosing
everything and end the matter but..

229
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 But?

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For the first time
in my life Neha called.

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Neha Purohit?

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Yes.
You know her younger sister.

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- Shilpa?
- Yes.

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She was thinking of
IIT herself and needed tips from me.

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So both of them came to my place.

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Both Neha and Shilpa?

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- Yes.
- Their mom came too.

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- Aunt Disha?
- Yes.

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For the first time in my
life I got so much recognition..

240
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..how could I have let it go?

241
00:14:11,446 --> 00:14:14,087
Also, do you know,
during the conversation..

242
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:18,194
..aunt confirmed my
time and date of birth.

243
00:14:18,194 --> 00:14:21,084
Even I am preparing for IIT.

244
00:14:21,084 --> 00:14:23,951
I was a better student
than you in school.

245
00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:25,081
She never asked me for tips.

246
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:29,379
You are studying in Prodigy.

247
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:34,349
Never mind all of that.
Tell me what I should do.

248
00:14:34,349 --> 00:14:36,087
You..

249
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..better see a counselor.

250
00:15:10,955 --> 00:15:12,067
Yes, mummy.

251
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:14,148
What were you doing?

252
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Nothing.
Was studying when..

253
00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:18,922
..an idle lady disturbed me.

254
00:15:18,922 --> 00:15:20,547
How could she do that?

255
00:15:20,547 --> 00:15:28,660
Make it clear to your landlady
when you are studying she..

256
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I got it.

257
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I'll hang up.
You continue studying.

258
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Are you in a good spirit?

259
00:15:37,752 --> 00:15:39,840
Yes, mummy.
I am.

260
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:44,565
Until I categorically tell you never assume otherwise.

261
00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:46,907
Well, goodnight.

262
00:15:46,907 --> 00:16:04,034
Goodnight.

263
00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:05,654
What do you mean?

264
00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:08,391
"I didn't attempt the problem
as I didn't understand it."

265
00:16:08,391 --> 00:16:13,415
Always look for hints, so many are there.

266
00:16:13,415 --> 00:16:16,297
 Where?

267
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:19,255
The first hint is that
the problem is given.

268
00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:21,730
When the maker has
posed the problem to us..

269
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,767
..that means it's solvable with our knowledge.

270
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,638
Secondly the velocity is given.

271
00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:27,869
See. Is it or isn't it?

272
00:16:27,869 --> 00:16:28,856
So, it will be used in either
of the two things.

273
00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:30,730
Energy or momentum.

274
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:33,953
Now you have to decide
which gamble to take.

275
00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:37,993
If it still doesn't make
sense then keep looking for hints.

276
00:16:37,993 --> 00:16:40,556
Is the word 'friction' visible?

277
00:16:40,556 --> 00:16:41,482
Yes.

278
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:42,859
It means energy cannot be used.

279
00:16:42,859 --> 00:16:45,116
What does that leave?
Conservation of momentum.

280
00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:48,955
Initial equal to final.

281
00:16:48,955 --> 00:16:50,341
Say yes or no.

282
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:51,506
Yes, sir.

283
00:16:51,506 --> 00:16:53,839
Just equate initial to final.

284
00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:55,663
Tick it and move on.

285
00:16:55,663 --> 00:16:56,957
At some point in the future
whilst laughing, singing..

286
00:16:56,957 --> 00:16:58,941
..or in toilet you will realize..

287
00:16:58,941 --> 00:17:01,283
..why was the mometum conserved.

288
00:17:01,283 --> 00:17:02,355
Okay?

289
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,716
Even if you don't understand the
question jostle with it.

290
00:17:04,716 --> 00:17:05,628
What do you do?

291
00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:06,703
Jostle with it.

292
00:17:06,703 --> 00:17:08,369
Yes.

293
00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:10,282
Once you have learned to jostle with
questions and twirl the pen...

294
00:17:10,282 --> 00:17:11,926
..you are already half an IITian.

295
00:17:11,926 --> 00:17:19,594
Come on.
Next.

296
00:17:19,594 --> 00:17:24,890
Hello, bro.
Didn't you do the rest?

297
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:27,210
Sir, I only did up to number 52.

298
00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:30,021
I see. You completed 52.
Very good!

299
00:17:30,021 --> 00:17:31,885
It's me who hates the environment.

300
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:36,193
I made a 150 page long sheet
just to waste paper, right?

301
00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:40,759
Sir, Not that I can't crack problems..

302
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,828
..but I am unable to sit for long.

303
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,192
I'm not in the right spirit.

304
00:17:45,192 --> 00:17:46,875
Is this the problem
or there's more to it?

305
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,372
Bhaiya, he doesn't even eat well.

306
00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:50,396
He survives on Maggi and patties.

307
00:17:50,396 --> 00:17:59,856
He still drinks Bisleri
water and doesn't even sleep.

308
00:17:59,856 --> 00:18:02,433
Why, brother?

309
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:03,991
Yes, Bhaiya.

310
00:18:03,991 --> 00:18:05,498
You came late.

311
00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:07,650
So he missed the orientation.

312
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:11,106
He does not know the two important
concepts of living in Kota.

313
00:18:11,106 --> 00:18:12,000
Tell him, Meenal.

314
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,997
What are they?

315
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:16,813
Firstly, Jeetu Bhaiya
is not our physics faculty.

316
00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:18,040
He is our agony aunt.

317
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,120
He solves all kinds of problems.

318
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:24,700
Academic, non-academic,
personal, financial or romantic.

319
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:28,234
Even if your landlord has
kicked you out of the house..

320
00:18:28,234 --> 00:18:31,525
..in the middle of the night or
if you've argued with the mess people..

321
00:18:31,525 --> 00:18:34,385
..or if a Policeman has caught
you reading obscene literature.

322
00:18:34,385 --> 00:18:36,877
Jeetu Bhaiya solves everything.

323
00:18:36,877 --> 00:18:43,351
Just call him immediately and
Jeetu Bhaiya solves all the problems.

324
00:18:43,351 --> 00:18:45,300
And..

325
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,332
..the second?

326
00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:48,870
You forgot the second?

327
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:51,296
Yes.

328
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,599
Every child is special.

329
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,384
That is utter nonsense.

330
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,465
You are not some unique personality.

331
00:18:57,465 --> 00:19:00,749
These problems occur to
thousands of students each year.

332
00:19:00,749 --> 00:19:04,455
Before preparing for IIT at Kota
one must prepare themselves to live in Kota.

333
00:19:04,455 --> 00:19:06,859
And there are simple ways to do it.

334
00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:08,829
If you encounter problems..

335
00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:09,612
Jostle with them.

336
00:19:09,612 --> 00:19:10,768
Jostle with them.

337
00:19:10,768 --> 00:19:12,743
Even if you don't like the water,
Just drink it.

338
00:19:12,743 --> 00:19:14,979
Even if you don't like the mess food,
Just eat it.

339
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,353
Even if you are unable to sit for long
Just sit for long.

340
00:19:17,353 --> 00:19:18,748
Challenge yourself.
I will sit for long.

341
00:19:18,748 --> 00:19:20,213
I won't get up at all.

342
00:19:20,213 --> 00:19:22,180
I will solve problems.
I will read theories.

343
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:23,893
I will watch Unacademy's lessons.

344
00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:25,519
I will go through old papers.

345
00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:28,140
I will sleep,
I will die but I won't get up.

346
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,585
So, what have you done?

347
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,658
You have turned your problems to dare.

348
00:19:31,658 --> 00:19:33,990
And dare is directly connected to ego.

349
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:37,047
Ego has many disadvantages
but it has one advantage too.

350
00:19:37,047 --> 00:19:38,832
Things seem to be doable.

351
00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:40,666
And you don't have
to do this drama for long.

352
00:19:40,666 --> 00:19:41,370
How many days?

353
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:42,632
21 days.

354
00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:46,032
You can form any or give
up any habit in 21 days.

355
00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:48,211
I had a smoking problem.

356
00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:49,411
2 packs a day.

357
00:19:49,411 --> 00:19:51,492
I lost it.

358
00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:53,783
I left it one day and after
that I bragged about it at home..

359
00:19:53,783 --> 00:19:56,687
..to my girlfriend,
faculty, driver and the driver's wife.

360
00:19:56,687 --> 00:20:00,238
So much so,
I gave 2000 rupees to the vendor..

361
00:20:00,238 --> 00:20:02,422
..not to give me cigarettes to smoke.

362
00:20:02,422 --> 00:20:06,478
If you brag about it to the world
then the world won't let you smoke.

363
00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:10,010
I felt a little urge in
the beginning and then some more.

364
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,908
By the time 21 days had
passed the urge was zero.

365
00:20:11,908 --> 00:20:14,158
That's what you have to do.

366
00:20:14,158 --> 00:20:17,147
Say something. Yes or no.

367
00:20:17,147 --> 00:20:20,962
Yes, Bhaiya.

368
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:23,284
Uday is a nasty fella..

369
00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:25,917
..but Meena, you knew this was
happening with your friend..

370
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,895
 ..and still didn't tell him?

371
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,705
 Bhaiya, I..

372
00:20:29,705 --> 00:20:31,675
You too, Brutus.

373
00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:35,772
You too.

374
00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:36,646
Did you notice?

375
00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:41,078
Bhaiya called me Brutus. 'Brutus Meena'

376
00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:54,845
What? Don't you have any sense of humour?

377
00:20:54,845 --> 00:20:58,561
I might look nasty
but not from the heart.

378
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,962
Sure, I'm a member of the Bihar Tigers.

379
00:21:00,962 --> 00:21:04,431
I have the responsibility of
the entire city on these shoulders.

380
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,591
But Uday Gupta never ignores his sidekicks.

381
00:21:07,591 --> 00:21:10,439
..because your brother is
the king of the streets.

382
00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:13,391
I have taken the annual subscription
for Unacademy plus.

383
00:21:13,391 --> 00:21:14,897
For you.

384
00:21:14,897 --> 00:21:18,448
Go.
Attend as many live lectures as you wish.

385
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:26,510
And always remember. Your brother is Caesar, not Brutus.

386
00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:29,326
This man rises up at 3 pm.

387
00:21:29,326 --> 00:21:32,993
But don't you rise.
Go study.

388
00:21:32,993 --> 00:21:39,993
What are you looking at?
Go study.

389
00:21:39,993 --> 00:21:42,746
One cannot hate what one does not see.

390
00:21:42,746 --> 00:21:45,168
Don't look at the mess food at all.

391
00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:47,123
Pick up bread without a fuss.

392
00:21:47,123 --> 00:21:50,614
Dip it in whatever and just chew.

393
00:21:50,614 --> 00:21:52,606
Sometimes you
may be tempted to look down..

394
00:21:52,606 --> 00:22:05,131
..but therein lies your defeat.

395
00:22:05,131 --> 00:22:16,357
Tastes even better today.

396
00:22:16,357 --> 00:22:17,799
Don't drink water at room temperature.

397
00:22:17,799 --> 00:22:19,722
Drink chilled water of the fridge.

398
00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:21,680
People even savour beer if chilled.

399
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,283
Salt water is nothing.

400
00:22:24,283 --> 00:22:26,589
Bottoms up.

401
00:22:26,589 --> 00:22:29,980
Here x is given as
the distance of the block..

402
00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:33,725
..and we have to find the
velocity as a function of x.

403
00:22:33,725 --> 00:22:36,290
Just choose the correct option.

404
00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:38,154
C.

405
00:22:38,154 --> 00:22:39,193
When did you come?

406
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:40,821
I came to check on you.

407
00:22:40,821 --> 00:22:41,879
Good! Good!

408
00:22:41,879 --> 00:22:45,959
If you have chosen C option
then your answer is correct.

409
00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:49,009
Now I shall tell you
the solution of this question.

410
00:22:49,009 --> 00:22:50,206
Yes, I have eaten.

411
00:22:50,206 --> 00:22:52,789
I am all well and
am in good spirits.

412
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:57,423
Mummy, how do you manage to
keep repeating the same question everyday?

413
00:22:57,423 --> 00:23:05,379
Okay.

414
00:23:05,379 --> 00:23:06,465
Apply more pressure, bro.

415
00:23:06,465 --> 00:23:13,871
Vaibhav.

416
00:23:13,871 --> 00:23:15,206
Is it working?

417
00:23:15,206 --> 00:23:17,191
Lentil soup,
veggies and breads have to be prepared..

418
00:23:17,191 --> 00:23:20,322
..so there is always a scope of mistake.

419
00:23:20,322 --> 00:23:23,060
Given the scope,
the cooks in the mess ensure mistakes.

420
00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:25,802
That's why one should prefer
eating what they don't make..

421
00:23:25,802 --> 00:23:31,799
..such as salad,
pickle, papad, yogurt and sugar.

422
00:23:31,799 --> 00:23:51,781
And there is your three course meal.

423
00:23:51,781 --> 00:23:53,800
I have helped many people crap.

424
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,969
Yours is no different.

425
00:23:55,969 --> 00:23:57,284
Two puffs.

426
00:23:57,284 --> 00:23:58,635
Only two puffs.

427
00:23:58,635 --> 00:24:00,752
You will experience streamline motion.

428
00:24:00,752 --> 00:24:02,700
Not friction.

429
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:03,940
Nonsense.

430
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:15,441
Take it. This is 'the truth'.
-Scram! Bloody addict!

431
00:24:15,441 --> 00:24:19,688
Children, today we shall solve
a problem on vertical circular motion.

432
00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:21,898
Let me first explain the problem to you.

433
00:24:21,898 --> 00:24:23,012
Vaibhav.

434
00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:23,867
Aunty.

435
00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,581
She was walking down
the stairs and fell.

436
00:24:25,581 --> 00:24:26,967
She is frothing in the mouth.

437
00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:27,780
Hello.
Ambulance.

438
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:29,345
Come to Lal Burj quickly.
It's an emergency.

439
00:24:29,345 --> 00:24:32,789
What? Froth? Where?

440
00:24:32,789 --> 00:24:33,948
You got up?

441
00:24:33,948 --> 00:24:35,745
For that two-bit woman?

442
00:24:35,745 --> 00:24:37,256
You just want an excuse.

443
00:24:37,256 --> 00:24:39,691
Damn you!

444
00:24:39,691 --> 00:24:42,848
You will bring disgrace
on us in Jeetu Bhaiya's presence.

445
00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,761
Give me my 100 rupees from the bet.

446
00:24:45,761 --> 00:24:46,795
Engineer.

447
00:24:46,795 --> 00:24:48,529
Nature has done half the job.

448
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:49,442
Water contains salt.

449
00:24:49,442 --> 00:24:50,827
Just add salt and lemon to it.

450
00:24:50,827 --> 00:24:52,861
Lemonade is ready.

451
00:24:52,861 --> 00:24:56,670
This small tip saves ten
million children's lives every year.

452
00:24:56,670 --> 00:24:57,838
It's great!

453
00:24:57,838 --> 00:24:58,827
Isn't it?

454
00:24:58,827 --> 00:25:00,139
Go and prepare two glasses now.

455
00:25:00,139 --> 00:25:01,986
Three.

456
00:25:01,986 --> 00:25:08,195
Mummy, Uday's girlfriend does not
call him as many times as you call me.

457
00:25:08,195 --> 00:25:09,727
Go! Go! Go! Come on!

458
00:25:09,727 --> 00:25:11,436
Well done, bro! Well done!

459
00:25:11,436 --> 00:25:12,977
You are under the oath of IIT.

460
00:25:12,977 --> 00:25:15,037
One can't follow one days,
how will one follow test cricket?

461
00:25:15,037 --> 00:25:19,400
The T-20 format has been
created for Kota students.

462
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,840
IPL is the future.

463
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,469
If only they would take Yuvraj to play.

464
00:25:24,469 --> 00:25:25,588
It's very wrong of them.

465
00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:28,344
You are correct, bro.
It's all politics.

466
00:25:28,344 --> 00:25:31,818
Bro, Yuvi can and Yuvi will.

467
00:25:31,818 --> 00:25:34,030
That's right, bro.
Yuvraj will return.

468
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:35,701
You can quote me on that.

469
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,598
You?

470
00:25:37,598 --> 00:25:39,624
Yes.

471
00:25:39,624 --> 00:25:41,254
He will return.

472
00:25:41,254 --> 00:25:45,865
Children, today we shall solve
a problem on impulse momentum theorem

473
00:25:45,865 --> 00:25:51,874
In it we shall learn
to calculate impulse.

474
00:25:51,874 --> 00:25:54,632
Wow! There was no sound today.

475
00:25:54,632 --> 00:25:57,728
You know this is really inappropriate.

476
00:25:57,728 --> 00:26:00,005
I'm happy for you, buddy.

477
00:26:00,005 --> 00:26:03,035
Children, we will solve
a problem on friction today.

478
00:26:03,035 --> 00:26:06,873
As you can see in the
picture two blocks are made.

479
00:26:06,873 --> 00:26:10,260
Both the blocks are kept on a wedge

480
00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:12,290
 ..and both are connected
with the help of a string.

481
00:26:12,290 --> 00:26:18,221
[Educator speaking]

482
00:26:18,221 --> 00:26:19,624
Shall we?

483
00:26:19,624 --> 00:26:20,466
Yes.

484
00:26:20,466 --> 00:26:24,460
It is 6:30 already.

485
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:25,656
For which the system..

486
00:26:25,656 --> 00:26:34,167
Let's go.

487
00:26:34,167 --> 00:26:38,006
That was done in class.

488
00:26:38,006 --> 00:26:43,203
But I'm glad today you came
with DPP and sheets finished.

489
00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:45,071
That means this chap
is able to sit up longer.

490
00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:47,011
Yes, sir.

491
00:26:47,011 --> 00:26:49,301
Is food and water sorted?

492
00:26:49,301 --> 00:26:50,687
Yes, Bhaiya.

493
00:26:50,687 --> 00:26:52,452
Are you able to crap properly?

494
00:26:52,452 --> 00:26:55,002
Oh, Bhaiya!

495
00:26:55,002 --> 00:26:57,300
Come along.
Why are you being shy with me?

496
00:26:57,300 --> 00:27:01,187
I am your agony aunt.

497
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,693
And we have a long journey together.

498
00:27:03,693 --> 00:27:05,486
Everyone has these problems.

499
00:27:05,486 --> 00:27:12,728
I too have them.

500
00:27:12,728 --> 00:27:16,000
Have you been doing Physical Chemistry?

501
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,869
Give me one.

502
00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:18,767
A cigarette?

503
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:19,910
Yes.

504
00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:21,568
Cigarette, Bhaiya?

505
00:27:21,568 --> 00:27:24,527
When I don't feel the urge
and the situation is under control..

506
00:27:24,527 --> 00:27:33,759
..then you can cheat sometimes.

507
00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:35,681
Cheating occasionally is fine.

508
00:27:35,681 --> 00:27:46,787
As long as it doesn't become a habit.

509
00:27:46,787 --> 00:27:49,515
- What's the matter?
- Auto!

510
00:27:49,515 --> 00:27:50,627
Lets rush to Vigyan Nagar.

511
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,375
- Let's go, sir.
- Bhaiya!

512
00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:56,017
- Bhaiya!
- I'll see you later.

513
00:27:56,017 --> 00:27:59,529
What happened?

514
00:27:59,529 --> 00:28:00,389
Nature's call?

515
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:05,580
Yes.

516
00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:06,957
Meena.

517
00:28:06,957 --> 00:28:09,489
Come.

518
00:28:09,489 --> 00:28:10,720
It's only 5 O'clock.

519
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,420
Let's go! Come!

520
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:13,718
It's always the same..

521
00:28:13,718 --> 00:28:14,511
Let's go!

522
00:28:14,511 --> 00:28:16,609
I just needed to study
one more paragraph.

523
00:28:16,609 --> 00:28:19,591
What will you gain from
studying one paragraph?

524
00:28:19,591 --> 00:28:21,273
Jeetu Bhaiya said so.

525
00:28:21,273 --> 00:28:23,811
Occasional cheating is fine.

526
00:28:23,811 --> 00:29:03,110
As long as you don't form a habit.

527
00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:06,128
'The person you are
calling is not answering.

528
00:29:06,128 --> 00:29:10,208
Please try later.'

529
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:16,353
He's not picking my call.

530
00:29:16,353 --> 00:29:17,611
Now he is in a happy place.

531
00:29:18,305 --> 00:30:18,753
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