1 00:00:03,908 --> 00:00:05,492 You done? - Yes. Almost. 2 00:00:05,492 --> 00:00:09,867 Hurry up. Hurry up. 3 00:00:09,867 --> 00:00:11,617 Today we'll reach early and take the front row. 4 00:00:11,617 --> 00:00:13,742 After so long I've completed the DPP. 5 00:00:13,742 --> 00:00:14,742 Batla sir is right. 6 00:00:14,742 --> 00:00:18,325 If one knows inorganic the questions get solved instantly. - Yes. 7 00:00:18,325 --> 00:00:20,783 Lord knows why they teach SPDF orbital. 8 00:00:20,783 --> 00:00:22,825 They should begin with Inorganic. 9 00:00:22,825 --> 00:00:25,325 That ways student's confidence will get a boost. - Yes. 10 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:29,700 For the first time I could finish the DPP in fifteen mins. 11 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:32,408 I finished in twelve. 12 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:34,700 Well, it's possible you made some mistakes in haste. 13 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:38,075 Wait for it to be discussed. - Really? 14 00:00:38,075 --> 00:00:39,367 Well, alright. We shall see. 15 00:00:39,367 --> 00:00:40,325 The one who has more correct answers.. 16 00:00:40,325 --> 00:00:41,908 ..has to treat the other to Shreeji's onion puffs. 17 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:43,950 It's a bet. - It's a bet. 18 00:00:43,950 --> 00:00:49,658 You will lose. - Come. Come. Come. 19 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,325 You have to do something. It took you 15 minutes. 20 00:00:51,325 --> 00:00:52,950 One should take time but do it perfectly. 21 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:54,658 Vaibhav Pandey! 22 00:00:54,658 --> 00:00:56,033 Yes, aunty. 23 00:00:56,033 --> 00:00:58,450 Vaibhav Pandey. - Yes, aunty. 24 00:00:58,450 --> 00:01:02,075 Your fan was left on yesterday. - No, aunty. The fan was off. 25 00:01:02,075 --> 00:01:06,158 It was on! - Maybe it was left on. 26 00:01:06,158 --> 00:01:08,325 Aunty, the fan was off. - Don't tell lies. 27 00:01:08,325 --> 00:01:10,908 I could hear the fan on full speed all the way up. 28 00:01:10,908 --> 00:01:14,367 Aunty, when the sound of our fan can't be heard our room. - Yes. 29 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:17,950 How can the sound of our fan be heard in your room? 30 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:20,033 Don't apply your physics in this matter.. 31 00:01:20,033 --> 00:01:21,992 ..because if the fan is left on again.. 32 00:01:21,992 --> 00:01:26,992 ..I shall apply my math and increase 200 rupees in the rent next month. 33 00:01:26,992 --> 00:01:27,492 Bunty! 34 00:01:27,492 --> 00:01:29,200 Aunty. List.. 35 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:29,992 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 36 00:01:29,992 --> 00:01:33,117 Old hag! She is demanding money whilst brushing her teeth. 37 00:01:33,117 --> 00:01:36,950 So give her the money. - It's not about the money. 38 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:39,075 Lalita Pawar! 39 00:01:39,075 --> 00:01:41,158 In dad's presence she was acting like Nirupa Roy. 40 00:01:41,158 --> 00:01:42,700 He is like my Bunty. 41 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,825 I like.. Damn! 42 00:01:44,825 --> 00:01:47,033 Even if I have to sleep with the fan off.. 43 00:01:47,033 --> 00:01:49,200 ..I won't give her an excuse to increase the rent. 44 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,950 Okay. You can think about Tarka later. 45 00:01:51,950 --> 00:02:00,533 Let's sit in the first bench now and show them. 46 00:02:00,533 --> 00:02:03,367 Only ten minutes left in class. 47 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:05,367 Everybody pay attention. 48 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:07,658 This is a very important exception. 49 00:02:07,658 --> 00:02:11,575 It was asked in JEE 2005. 50 00:02:11,575 --> 00:02:16,700 Silver Iodide is an ionic compound still it's not soluble in water. 51 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:21,367 Why? Because Fajan's rule applies here. 52 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:24,658 What was it? - No ionic compound is completely ionic.. 53 00:02:24,658 --> 00:02:27,658 ..and no covalent compound is completely covalent. 54 00:02:27,658 --> 00:02:28,367 Very good! 55 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:30,773 Right, Meenal. You see.. 56 00:02:30,773 --> 00:02:32,450 Just like that your rank just rose by 500 57 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:37,158 and you move from Computer Science in IIT BHU to Metallurgy IIT Bombay. 58 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:41,617 Look, its Inorganic that improves rank. 59 00:02:41,617 --> 00:02:43,700 What was your rank, sir? 60 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,200 What? DPP. 61 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,367 Yes, yes. Let's do DPP. 62 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:50,617 All of you bring it out. Come on. 63 00:02:50,617 --> 00:02:52,617 Get this repaired. 64 00:02:52,617 --> 00:02:54,700 This is most important. - Yes, sir. 65 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:59,033 Please continue. 66 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:00,867 These are the faculty feedback forms. 67 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:03,450 Fill if you care to and return them in two days. 68 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:06,950 And only five days remain towards the third installment. 69 00:03:06,950 --> 00:03:11,617 And the next lecture will also be given by Batla.... sir. 70 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:14,325 As you might be knowing Bansal sir has gone to Romania for the Math Olympiad. 71 00:03:14,325 --> 00:03:18,450 Abroad? - Yes. 72 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:20,825 And you. Get a haircut. 73 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:25,700 Where are you loitering? 74 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:32,283 Yes. So, let's do the DPP. - Yes, sir! 75 00:03:32,283 --> 00:03:35,533 Good! I like excited state. 76 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:37,117 Good! 77 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:49,117 Yes. So, the first answer is A. 78 00:03:49,117 --> 00:03:55,908 The second answer is C. 79 00:03:55,908 --> 00:04:03,242 The third answer is D. 80 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:10,506 The fourth answer is 81 00:04:10,506 --> 00:04:15,992 B. 82 00:04:15,992 --> 00:04:20,533 The sixth answer is C. 83 00:04:20,533 --> 00:04:23,033 B. 84 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:25,408 C. 85 00:04:25,408 --> 00:04:28,033 (Muffled) 86 00:04:28,033 --> 00:04:30,283 (Muffled) 87 00:04:30,283 --> 00:04:35,325 (Muffled) 88 00:04:35,325 --> 00:04:37,492 (Muffled) 89 00:04:37,492 --> 00:04:41,158 Now write your marks on the DPP. 90 00:04:41,158 --> 00:04:43,283 And keep them away for revision. 91 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,033 And what about the 15th, sir. 92 00:04:46,033 --> 00:04:48,200 That is a chocolate problem. 93 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,367 I included that exclusively for the A1 batch. You skip it. 94 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:53,450 Okay, sir. - Sir! Sir! 95 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:55,908 Sir, how can the answer to the 14th question be C? 96 00:04:55,908 --> 00:04:57,242 Sir, this cannot become a compound. 97 00:04:57,242 --> 00:04:58,950 The octet rule will break here. 98 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:02,700 Yes. You are absolutely correct. 99 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:06,617 So? - This is an exception, son. 100 00:05:06,617 --> 00:05:09,325 Exception? 101 00:05:09,325 --> 00:05:11,950 But, sir, rules cannot break in science. 102 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:14,867 Who told you that? 103 00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:18,783 Exception is the rule of chemistry. 104 00:05:18,783 --> 00:05:19,867 Got it? 105 00:05:19,867 --> 00:05:23,408 Come on. Let's start salt analysis. Sit down. Sit down. 106 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:25,492 Sit down. 107 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:29,325 Okay, so. Pay attention. Everybody listen. 108 00:05:29,325 --> 00:05:30,200 It's very important. 109 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,700 Why are you laughing? You got three answers correct. 110 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:41,075 You got two. Puffs. 111 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:44,658 We took this very lightly, bro. 112 00:05:44,658 --> 00:05:49,408 Thought it's a piece of cake . It isn't. - Yes, bro. It's certainly not a piece of cake. 113 00:05:49,408 --> 00:05:52,533 It is extremely spicy today, bro. 114 00:05:52,533 --> 00:05:54,742 Water. 115 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:56,450 Water. 116 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:58,408 Brother. Water. 117 00:05:58,408 --> 00:06:00,700 Here. Have this. 118 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:11,408 Hold this. 119 00:06:11,408 --> 00:06:12,867 Easy. Easy. 120 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:15,033 Okay? 121 00:06:15,033 --> 00:06:17,075 May I have it all? - You may. 122 00:06:17,075 --> 00:06:19,992 Just give me the wrapper. - Thank you. 123 00:06:19,992 --> 00:06:22,658 Wrapper? 124 00:06:22,658 --> 00:06:24,533 He must be eco-friendly. 125 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:26,408 Very promising. 126 00:06:26,408 --> 00:06:30,033 No, no. These are not wrappers. They are my trophies. 127 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:37,783 My fourth chocolate problem. 128 00:06:37,783 --> 00:06:40,658 You can solve the chocolate problem? 129 00:06:40,658 --> 00:06:42,867 You are in A6, aren't you? - So? 130 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:45,242 Not just me. Five others have also done it. 131 00:06:45,242 --> 00:06:48,158 What are you saying? - Exactly, don't do it. It is only for the A1 batch. 132 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:54,367 Give me the wrapper. 133 00:06:54,367 --> 00:06:56,825 Bro. 134 00:06:56,825 --> 00:07:00,408 So, how much.. Not that it matters to me. 135 00:07:00,408 --> 00:07:05,033 How much do you score in Inorganic DPP? 136 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,700 In inorganic? 137 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:10,033 About 12 or 13. 138 00:07:10,033 --> 00:07:13,825 You? 139 00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:17,867 13 or 14 types. 140 00:07:17,867 --> 00:07:21,533 Yes. 13 or 14. 141 00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:33,700 Very promising! Very promising! 142 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:37,075 These people can solve the chocolate problem. 143 00:07:37,075 --> 00:07:39,825 What is different in their A6 from our A5? 144 00:07:39,825 --> 00:07:43,575 The color of the walls. The width of the benches. 145 00:07:43,575 --> 00:07:45,533 The number of fans. 146 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:49,450 Also, the faculty. 147 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:56,533 Why? 148 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:58,367 Come. I'll tell you. 149 00:07:58,367 --> 00:08:21,367 Come. Come. Come. 150 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,575 What are you doing? Are you insane? 151 00:08:23,575 --> 00:08:26,075 Give him zero. Zero. 152 00:08:26,075 --> 00:08:27,325 If Batla's teaching isn't up to the mark.. 153 00:08:27,325 --> 00:08:29,075 ..what will we give him in the feedback form? 154 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,242 We will give him a zero, won't we? 155 00:08:30,242 --> 00:08:34,575 Awarding bad marks and humiliating thereafter suits teachers, not students. 156 00:08:34,575 --> 00:08:36,075 That too from A5. 157 00:08:36,075 --> 00:08:38,492 You dork! If we don't give bad feedback.. 158 00:08:38,492 --> 00:08:40,117 ..he only will continue to teach. 159 00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:41,533 Then how will you learn inorganic? 160 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:43,533 Teachers are equal to parents. 161 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:45,117 Then you should give them feedback too. 162 00:08:45,117 --> 00:08:47,533 Dad, you are not up to the mark as a father. 163 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:50,533 Hereafter uncle will sleep in your bedroom. 164 00:08:50,533 --> 00:08:53,075 That doesn't make sense. Cool down. 165 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,033 Go and switch on the fan. 166 00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:57,992 The fan won't be switched on today. 167 00:08:57,992 --> 00:09:00,742 But I am feeling a little hot. 168 00:09:00,742 --> 00:09:16,200 Fill the form first. Then the fan will be switched on. 169 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,033 I am going to drink water. 170 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:22,408 Meena! 171 00:09:22,408 --> 00:09:24,242 There was this 'Dwapar' era.. 172 00:09:24,242 --> 00:09:27,617 ..when Gurus like Dronacharya used to be respected. 173 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:31,992 And here is this era.. - Hey! Even Arjun fought Dronacharya. 174 00:09:31,992 --> 00:09:33,867 Even your Ramayana is weak.. 175 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:36,742 ..where as Dronacharya sir was like the best teacher ever. 176 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,283 Bestest teacher ever! 177 00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:40,575 And yet he fought with him. Why? 178 00:09:40,575 --> 00:09:42,242 For seizure of a plot. 179 00:09:42,242 --> 00:09:47,033 And you, Meena, can't even fill a single feedback form against Batla for JEE. 180 00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:48,575 If it were me, I'd have leapt from here. 181 00:09:48,575 --> 00:09:51,825 Go ahead. Give him bad marks. I won't do it. 182 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:52,908 Okay. 183 00:09:52,908 --> 00:09:54,742 Okay. Fine. Fine. 184 00:09:54,742 --> 00:09:58,242 You'll also rot in some private engineering college like that Batla of yours. 185 00:09:58,242 --> 00:10:03,825 Bloody non-IITians. 186 00:10:03,825 --> 00:10:05,950 Hey! 187 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:08,075 What's going on? - Nothing, aunty. 188 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,200 I felt a spray of water. 189 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,408 You are playing holi with drinking water? 190 00:10:11,408 --> 00:10:14,283 You are right, aunt. - No, aunty. We were simply. 191 00:10:14,283 --> 00:10:15,617 300 rupees will be increased. 192 00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:17,117 Aunty. Aunty. - Bunty! 193 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,617 Aunty, listen to me. Aunty! 194 00:10:19,617 --> 00:10:21,908 I am just like your Bunty. 195 00:10:21,908 --> 00:10:25,325 Mummy! 196 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,367 I will fill water from the neighboring institute. 197 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:31,408 But will not pay this witch! Bloody grouch. 198 00:10:31,408 --> 00:10:33,325 Take this. I've signed it. 199 00:10:33,325 --> 00:10:36,033 Fill what you want in it. Son of a witch! 200 00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,908 Sorry, pal. - It's okay, bro. 201 00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:41,908 'Only a cloud understands the thirst of the Earth.' 202 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,950 Hey, Kumar Vishwas! Come. - Where? 203 00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:48,325 Come along. 204 00:10:48,325 --> 00:10:50,200 We have given it.. 205 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:59,033 ..but Batla will only be removed when everyone gives bad feedback. 206 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:13,158 "What good is a life with no friends?" 207 00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:15,075 Take this, bro. I filled the form. 208 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,283 Remove that scoundrel Chauhan! 209 00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:18,033 The faculty's name is Batla. 210 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:20,033 Chauhan sir teaches in A2, not in A5. 211 00:11:20,033 --> 00:11:22,283 Oh crap! I've fallen till A5? 212 00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:27,033 "Not by maps, not by religion or by need." 213 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:32,033 "My world is made up of friends." 214 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:36,200 "Made up of your love, your sound and your worship." 215 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:41,950 "My world is made up of friends." 216 00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:43,700 Just a minute. 217 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:46,450 No. Neither will I give a negative feedback and nor will let you give it. 218 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:50,325 Why? Is he your uncle? - Yes! 219 00:11:50,325 --> 00:11:54,033 He is your uncle? - Yes. 220 00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:57,742 Family? - Yes. Family. 221 00:11:57,742 --> 00:12:01,825 Look, bro. Teaching style.. Batla? - Zero. 222 00:12:01,825 --> 00:12:03,950 Two. Two. Let's give the poor chap two. 223 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:06,117 Doubt solving. - Zero! 224 00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:08,408 One. One. One. 225 00:12:08,408 --> 00:12:11,408 Personality. - Zero! 226 00:12:11,408 --> 00:12:12,575 Zero. Zero. Zero. 227 00:12:12,575 --> 00:12:25,033 And punctuality. - Nil. 228 00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:29,450 Sorry. I revise my periodic table once daily before lunch and after dinner. 229 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:30,992 That's nice. 230 00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:33,450 Very nice! 231 00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:37,009 The form? - Oh, feedback form! 232 00:12:37,009 --> 00:12:41,075 I am doing well in Inorganic so, no need for me to fill it up. 233 00:12:41,075 --> 00:12:45,242 Well, bye. I have to revise all the atomic radii too. 234 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,617 Let's go, Vaibhav. Come. 235 00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:49,242 We are in A5 but we are not destined.. 236 00:12:49,242 --> 00:12:52,867 ..to be able to solve the chocolate problem like the A6 students. 237 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:59,075 What did you say? 238 00:12:59,075 --> 00:13:01,408 Very nice initiative! 239 00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:03,325 Batla should be changed. 240 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,867 In fact, every teacher in this coaching class should be changed. 241 00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:09,242 No, no. This coaching industry should change. 242 00:13:09,242 --> 00:13:11,908 Exam pattern, syllabus, curriculum. Pedagogy should change. 243 00:13:11,908 --> 00:13:14,825 IIT should change. This whole educational system should change. 244 00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:17,075 And for that.. 245 00:13:17,075 --> 00:13:20,033 ..patriarchy should change. 246 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,658 What do you think, Shivangi? 247 00:13:22,658 --> 00:13:31,658 I think you should attend class first. 248 00:13:31,658 --> 00:13:36,408 A1, A2, A3, A4, A5. Inorganic. 249 00:13:36,408 --> 00:13:38,867 What is AWS under inorganic? 250 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:42,867 Awasthi. Will he teach us now? - What? Batla is gone? 251 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:44,575 He acted very respectable. 252 00:13:44,575 --> 00:14:06,783 He isn't gone. He has been removed. 253 00:14:06,783 --> 00:14:14,950 Uncle. 254 00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:16,325 Mr. Batla. - Hi. 255 00:14:16,325 --> 00:14:21,242 How are you? - Yes. Sit. Sit. Sit. 256 00:14:21,242 --> 00:14:23,492 So, tell me. What brings you here? 257 00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:26,075 I just wanted to talk to you, sir. 258 00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:29,242 Yes, yes. Tell me. - Sir, I've lost A5. 259 00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:33,367 Yes. - If you could let me give extra classes to resolve doubts.. 260 00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:38,033 Doubt classes that too of Inorganic? Who will attend, sir? 261 00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:41,367 Just don't decrease my salary. I will do anything. 262 00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:42,992 Give me a junior class if you wish. 263 00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:44,992 I can even teach 8th grade physics. 264 00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:48,617 How can you say that, sir? You are respectable to us, sir. 265 00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:52,200 Not true, sir. The other subjects are respected.. 266 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,158 ..when inorganic demands the most hard work. - Yes. 267 00:14:55,158 --> 00:14:57,117 One has to revise every morning. 268 00:14:57,117 --> 00:14:59,242 Yet the others have better salaries. 269 00:14:59,242 --> 00:15:03,033 Look, sir. Math and Physics are taught by IITians. 270 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:05,325 Pay less to them and other institutes poach them. 271 00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:07,867 That's why brother-in-law pays them so much. 272 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,950 What can I do in this matter, sir? 273 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:13,075 I could only offer your nephew a scholarship. Did I or didn't I? 274 00:15:13,075 --> 00:15:15,450 Yes, sir. 275 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:18,950 When in fact, he didn't deserve it. 276 00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:24,117 But, sir, even if I was to be removed Mr. Rao. would've been a respectable replacement. 277 00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:28,242 Or maybe that teacher of A6. Parminder. 278 00:15:28,242 --> 00:15:29,658 Even he would have been a better option. 279 00:15:29,658 --> 00:15:31,992 But sir, you replaced me with my junior. 280 00:15:31,992 --> 00:15:35,617 You know what, sir? He is a psycho. 281 00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:39,283 He doesn't know anything. He used to attend my lectures. 282 00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:42,367 In that case, sir, even you made a mistake, didn't you? 283 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:45,117 Junior and senior don't matter in inorganic, sir. 284 00:15:45,117 --> 00:15:47,325 Someone had to be retained. So, we did. 285 00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:49,242 And that poor chap will be a psycho. 286 00:15:49,242 --> 00:15:50,867 He too has been idling at home for the past 4 months. 287 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:55,200 He can idle another four months. He owns two hostels. 288 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,325 Tell me something, sir. If he was a true teacher.. 289 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,367 ..wouldn't he join some coaching institute by now? 290 00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:03,367 Why are you making fun of the poor chap, sir? 291 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:13,117 Even you are aware no institute poaches Inorganic faculty. 292 00:16:13,117 --> 00:16:15,367 Up! Stand up quickly! 293 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:18,283 What have you studied till date if you don't know this exception? 294 00:16:18,283 --> 00:16:21,480 Call your family today and tell them you won't be able to crack IIT. 295 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,033 And if you don't have the courage to tell them, then download 'tic tok'. 296 00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:29,158 Many jerks like you dance there and even earn more than they deserve. 297 00:16:29,158 --> 00:16:33,075 I'll be your first customer. Take this! 298 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:37,992 You scored four out of fifteen. 299 00:16:37,992 --> 00:16:41,640 Sir, do you discuss the chocolate problems? - Yes, yes. 300 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,280 Of course I do. - So what is the reason for this exception... 301 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,992 But only with A1 batch students. 302 00:16:46,992 --> 00:16:50,242 ..because they don't ask stupid questions like A5 students. 303 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,367 These are facts, information. But no! 304 00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:54,533 "We want logic." 305 00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:57,575 Sir, why do notes only come in 100 and 50 rupee denominations? 306 00:16:57,575 --> 00:16:59,283 Why not 75? 307 00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:02,283 Why did Ranbir choose Alia? Why not Deepika? 308 00:17:02,283 --> 00:17:05,200 Simply memorize what's written and be done with it. 309 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:09,658 But no! "We want logic. We want to be toppers." 310 00:17:09,658 --> 00:17:13,242 "Sir, do you know why I am a topper from A5 and not from A1? 311 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,120 Because I am an ass." 312 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:21,367 Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw! 313 00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:24,117 If you want to learn inorganic then you do as I tell you. 314 00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:26,658 Keep memorizing it. That's that! 315 00:17:26,658 --> 00:17:28,700 No questions asked. 316 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,783 Everyone got it!? - Yes, sir! 317 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,700 Say it aloud. - Yes, sir! 318 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,867 I can't hear you. - Yes, sir! 319 00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:36,367 Good! 320 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:39,617 Now some questions from JEE '97. 321 00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:40,933 We shall solve them. 322 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:43,075 They're really important for you guys. 323 00:17:43,075 --> 00:17:52,783 Remove your note books. 324 00:17:52,783 --> 00:17:55,783 Sir, we have a request. 325 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,533 Have you paid the installment? - We paid it, sir! 326 00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:59,408 We paid it long ago. 327 00:17:59,408 --> 00:18:03,367 Okay, talk. 328 00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:05,908 Sir, you.. 329 00:18:05,908 --> 00:18:09,950 Sir, can the Inorganic faculty be changed once again? 330 00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:10,950 Yes. 331 00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,700 Why not? 332 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,992 Fill the feedback form next year. 333 00:18:14,992 --> 00:18:19,783 It'll be changed. 334 00:18:19,783 --> 00:18:23,158 Sir. Next year will be too late, sir. 335 00:18:23,158 --> 00:18:26,117 Why don't you reinstate Batla sir? 336 00:18:26,117 --> 00:18:30,367 You worthless chaps should never be given the feedback forms. 337 00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:33,033 The toppers never make any fuss. 338 00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,783 Get out! 339 00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:41,700 They want to be IITians. 340 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,658 Meenal is also frustrated, sir. 341 00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:47,611 What happened to her? - Hee-haw. Hee-haw. 342 00:18:47,611 --> 00:18:50,159 (muffled) Not again. 343 00:18:50,159 --> 00:19:01,533 Call Meenal. 344 00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:03,544 You idiot! Give it to me! 345 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:12,408 I've told you so many times you should know topper's phone numbers by heart. 346 00:19:12,408 --> 00:19:16,893 Hello. Oh sweet child Meenal. 347 00:19:16,893 --> 00:19:22,075 (sobs) 348 00:19:22,075 --> 00:19:26,763 Is there any... problem with the new sir? 349 00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:28,617 (sobs) 350 00:19:28,617 --> 00:19:31,283 Tell me, child. 351 00:19:31,283 --> 00:19:34,200 Yes, sir. A little bit. 352 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:38,575 Then why did you wait? You are this year's topper. 353 00:19:38,575 --> 00:19:39,462 Topper? 354 00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:42,867 - Girls topper. 355 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:46,908 If anything happens, you should message me immediately. 356 00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:49,367 That's why you have my personal number. 357 00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:54,158 Yes, sir. I changed my phone so, your number got misplaced. 358 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:56,492 Take it down. 359 00:19:56,492 --> 00:20:01,233 9-8-6-2... 360 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,325 I'll give it to you later. 361 00:20:03,325 --> 00:20:04,867 Okay. 362 00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:07,825 Put Awasthi in the foundation course. 363 00:20:07,825 --> 00:20:11,825 Tell me. Which sir would you like? 364 00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:14,200 The teacher from A6. 365 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,200 Yes. The teacher from A6. 366 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:24,742 The teacher from A6. 367 00:20:24,742 --> 00:20:29,202 Par...min...der. 368 00:20:29,202 --> 00:20:31,200 Okay - Yes. 369 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,283 Okay. 370 00:20:33,283 --> 00:20:36,575 Look. She is this dude's girlfriend.. 371 00:20:36,575 --> 00:20:39,992 ..but who all are chasing her? All the boys in Kota? 372 00:20:39,992 --> 00:20:42,700 The boys from where? - Boys in Kota! 373 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:47,117 But dude's girlfriend refuses everyone except 'the dude'. 374 00:20:47,117 --> 00:20:50,075 So what does that make the dude? - Exception. 375 00:20:50,075 --> 00:20:51,367 And what does that make the girlfriend? 376 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:54,075 Innocent. She fell for that jerk! 377 00:20:54,075 --> 00:20:57,033 We must understand the gist of the matter. 378 00:20:57,033 --> 00:21:00,992 Anywhere there is chemistry, there is? - Exception! 379 00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:02,533 Very good! This is fun. 380 00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:07,242 So the dude sees me outside the class and says Inorganic chemistry is dangerous. 381 00:21:07,242 --> 00:21:08,742 It is very complicated. 382 00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:10,242 I will quit. 383 00:21:10,242 --> 00:21:12,908 I said, brother, your girlfriend is also complicated. 384 00:21:12,908 --> 00:21:14,957 Do you leave her? 385 00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:18,992 No. What do you do with her? You pay her attention. 386 00:21:18,992 --> 00:21:22,200 You focus on her. You talk to her nicely. 387 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,600 Shona. Mona. Babu. Jadu. Tona. 388 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,617 What else do you call? 389 00:21:27,617 --> 00:21:30,533 Look at that. On hearing it even the Bajrang dal at the back is attentive. 390 00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,492 Hello. Sit straight. 391 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,533 Yes. 392 00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:35,200 You find it very amusing, bro. 393 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,617 Stand up. 394 00:21:37,617 --> 00:21:39,450 You have a girlfriend? 395 00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:42,533 You don't. That's not surprising. 396 00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:44,575 Sit down. 397 00:21:44,575 --> 00:21:48,533 Just as our brother here is alone, similarly boron is alone. 398 00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:53,783 Boron is short of electrons but nobody is giving it. 399 00:21:53,783 --> 00:21:55,533 So, what will we do? 400 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:56,950 Will it remain alone? 401 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:59,408 Is our brother sitting alone? No. 402 00:21:59,408 --> 00:22:01,825 Brother found a monkey just like him. 403 00:22:01,825 --> 00:22:03,117 What did he find? - Monkey! 404 00:22:03,117 --> 00:22:05,908 Friend. Only I will say monkey. 405 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,450 So the boron finds boron like itself.. 406 00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:12,200 ..and forms a bond with it. 407 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,658 Not James Bond. Bond. 408 00:22:15,658 --> 00:22:18,367 When two friends make a bond what is it called? 409 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:21,617 It will become a banana, sir. 410 00:22:21,617 --> 00:22:23,242 Very good answer! 411 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:28,200 It will form a banana bond. 412 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:35,200 The educated people call it three-center to two electron bond. 413 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,617 What is it called? - Three-center to two electron bond! 414 00:22:38,617 --> 00:22:41,242 No need to remember that. It will not help you clear IIT. 415 00:22:41,242 --> 00:22:43,950 What do we want to clear? - IIT! 416 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:45,617 Very good! 417 00:22:45,617 --> 00:22:48,117 So you two. Have you formed a bond? 418 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:51,367 Have you formed a bond? 419 00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:54,742 Come on. Write in your book. 420 00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:59,242 When two atoms combine to form a bond of similar type.. 421 00:22:59,242 --> 00:23:04,617 ..due to lack of electrons, the bond is known as banana bond. 422 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:08,950 Children, if there is any question on banana bond, we will do it? 423 00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:10,867 Yes, sir! 424 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:14,200 That means banana bond? - Is not a problem. 425 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:14,950 The bell has rung. 426 00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:18,242 Everyone will complete their sheets and bring them in tomorrow. 427 00:23:18,242 --> 00:23:20,658 Those who don't complete it will get a punch from me. Okay? 428 00:23:20,658 --> 00:23:23,450 Bye. - Sir! Sir! Sir! Let's have a song. 429 00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,492 A song, sir. 430 00:23:24,492 --> 00:23:26,367 Yes, sir. A song, sir. 431 00:23:26,367 --> 00:23:30,075 Please, sir. Please, sir. Please, sir. Please, sir. 432 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,533 Silence! 433 00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:34,242 Are you here to listen to songs? I sing songs? 434 00:23:34,242 --> 00:23:35,533 Is this 'Indian Idol'? 435 00:23:35,533 --> 00:23:38,783 Is this why your parents pay your fees? 436 00:23:38,783 --> 00:23:42,820 Sing a song, sir. Sing a song. 437 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,798 (breaks into a punjabi song) 438 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,825 (humming punjabi song) 439 00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:49,992 He explains so well. He made it so easy. 440 00:23:49,992 --> 00:23:51,992 Apart from being the best teacher he is the best singer also. 441 00:23:51,992 --> 00:23:53,908 The boys from A6 said so. 442 00:23:53,908 --> 00:23:56,825 But they never said he makes you laugh so much too. - That's right. 443 00:23:56,825 --> 00:23:59,825 I swear if he wasn't a teacher he would surely do stand up comedy. 444 00:23:59,825 --> 00:24:03,825 Praise the lord. Its like we got the 'Jeetu Bhaiya' of Inorganic chemistry. - Yes. 445 00:24:03,825 --> 00:24:05,242 I remember the whole lecture vividly. 446 00:24:05,242 --> 00:24:07,533 I won't have to refer to my notes to do the DPP. 447 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:12,450 It's nice. He teaches us while singing. That's how the class should be. 448 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:14,658 Today my brain has opened to chemistry. 449 00:24:14,658 --> 00:24:16,408 It's already open. - It has opened today. 450 00:24:16,408 --> 00:24:18,492 The door is already open. 451 00:24:18,492 --> 00:24:20,492 Clean all the cobwebs from here. 452 00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:24,408 Move the suitcases and throw away all the garbage. 453 00:24:24,408 --> 00:24:26,700 Welcome, prince. 454 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,867 It seems to me I'll have to cut money from your security now. 455 00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:32,492 What happened now, aunty? - What is this? 456 00:24:32,492 --> 00:24:33,283 The floor. 457 00:24:33,283 --> 00:24:36,408 What is on the floor? - You. 458 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,200 You are being a wise ass. 459 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,158 What kind of stains are those? Crispy. Crispy. 460 00:24:41,158 --> 00:24:42,742 Even lizol can't remove these. 461 00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:46,117 I am warning you. I am warning you I don't want even a scratch on my Kota marble. 462 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:47,658 This is not Kota marble. It is Kota stone. 463 00:24:47,658 --> 00:24:48,825 What did you say to my face? 464 00:24:48,825 --> 00:24:51,908 Aunty, hereafter we shall take more care of your marble than our books. 465 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:52,992 Oh, no. 466 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,867 Hereafter we will have daily cleaning here.. 467 00:24:54,867 --> 00:24:57,867 ..and you will have to pay 500 rupees per month for it. 468 00:24:57,867 --> 00:24:58,367 Let's go. 469 00:24:58,367 --> 00:25:00,926 Hey! - Get out of my way. You don't even shower. 470 00:25:00,926 --> 00:25:02,958 'Aunty, give me hot water.' 471 00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:05,325 Filthy rascals. 472 00:25:05,325 --> 00:25:07,325 I wish I had a feedback form for this Tarka as well. 473 00:25:07,325 --> 00:25:10,867 Never mind Supankha. You are a hero. 474 00:25:10,867 --> 00:25:13,867 If it hadn't been for you neither would the inorganic teacher change.. 475 00:25:13,867 --> 00:25:15,408 ..nor would my luck. 476 00:25:15,408 --> 00:25:18,867 Brother, I will give you my first two chocolates as offerings. 477 00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:21,450 Its alright, junior. 478 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:23,658 Come on, children. Remove your sheets. We shall begin now. 479 00:25:23,658 --> 00:25:26,033 I will tell you the answers. Check your answers. 480 00:25:26,033 --> 00:25:30,658 The first. Very easy question. It's a shame to even discuss it. 481 00:25:30,658 --> 00:25:34,533 The answer is A. Mark it and move on. Tally it. 482 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:38,867 Tell me the second. B. ZnS. 483 00:25:38,867 --> 00:25:41,742 Which of you have done the third? It is a very easy question. 484 00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:45,658 We shall solve it orally. Its a shame if you use your pens. 485 00:25:45,658 --> 00:25:48,325 The answer is B. 486 00:25:48,325 --> 00:25:51,680 What is this? Such easy questions. Time waste. 487 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,353 Even more basic question. C is the answer. 488 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,700 If you got this wrong, get yourself checked. 489 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,324 Question number 4. 490 00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:02,283 The answer is B. Very basic. 491 00:26:02,283 --> 00:26:06,033 The answer is C. I did it in the last class. 492 00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:10,450 You should have no problem. 493 00:26:10,450 --> 00:26:13,367 Sixth question. Let's go to the eighth question. - Sir! 494 00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:15,492 Sir. How can the answer to question 7 be A? - Son, that.. 495 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,200 It should be C, shouldn't it? - Let's complete this and then I will.. 496 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,950 No, no, sir. Tell me this first. 497 00:26:18,950 --> 00:26:20,575 Sir, aluminum is from the boron family. 498 00:26:20,575 --> 00:26:22,200 It doesn't have electrons either. 499 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,450 So, it will form a bond with another one like itself. 500 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:25,867 So it will make a banana bond. 501 00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:28,617 What is this coordinate covenant bond? 502 00:26:28,617 --> 00:26:31,158 That is the exception, son. I taught you that in class. 503 00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:35,325 But, sir, the banana bond is an exception in itself. 504 00:26:35,325 --> 00:26:38,200 Son, this is an exception to the exception. 505 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,450 Class, what did I say was the first rule of chemistry? 506 00:26:41,450 --> 00:26:45,950 Anywhere there is chemistry, there is? - Exception! 507 00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:47,200 Let's move on. 508 00:26:47,200 --> 00:27:00,992 The eighth question. D. 509 00:27:00,992 --> 00:27:04,992 Don't take stress. We will solve the chocolate problem. 510 00:27:04,992 --> 00:27:07,158 Hey, bro! What's up? - Scram! 511 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:09,700 Scram! Scram! - Go. 512 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:12,992 Is he crazy? 513 00:27:12,992 --> 00:27:15,617 Meena, get out of this illusion. 514 00:27:15,617 --> 00:27:17,117 We are not going to get chocolate. 515 00:27:17,117 --> 00:27:19,533 Do you understand? We won't be able to do anything. 516 00:27:19,533 --> 00:27:22,992 We won't be able to do anything no matter how many teachers are changed. 517 00:27:22,992 --> 00:27:24,242 I made enquiries. 518 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:27,492 The A6 batch students have also taken a corresponddence course of our institute. 519 00:27:27,492 --> 00:27:30,617 The scoundrels have the solutions before the DPP is discussed. 520 00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:33,450 They get chocolate but they don't score marks in the test. 521 00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:35,283 That's why they are still in A6. 522 00:27:35,283 --> 00:27:39,992 Why don't we take private classes outside the institute for inorganic. 523 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:40,992 Really? - Yes. 524 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,242 And what will we gain from it? 525 00:27:42,242 --> 00:27:44,533 What will we gain from it? What will we gain? 526 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:48,992 They will teach us well, won't they? Even these people are teaching us well. 527 00:27:48,992 --> 00:27:50,992 Meena, the problem is not with the teachers. 528 00:27:50,992 --> 00:27:52,575 The problem is with this nasty subject! 529 00:27:52,575 --> 00:27:54,992 It is an utterly boring subject! 530 00:27:54,992 --> 00:27:57,075 There are only facts that have no logic. 531 00:27:57,075 --> 00:28:00,700 There are more exceptions than the number of rules in the name of logic. 532 00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,367 In the first octet rule they say there should be only 8 electrons.. 533 00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:05,700 ..but then any number of electrons are making compounds. 534 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,992 Four. Six. Seven. Eight. Ten. 535 00:28:07,992 --> 00:28:09,408 And Twelve. - Yes. 536 00:28:09,408 --> 00:28:11,533 One atom has so many models. 537 00:28:11,533 --> 00:28:13,367 First they teach you Dalton's model. 538 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:16,533 The moment you understand it they say, "Oh, this is incorrect." 539 00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:18,992 Alright. Let's say they made a mistake once. 540 00:28:18,992 --> 00:28:21,492 Then they teach you Thompson plum pudding model. Even that is wrong. 541 00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:23,992 Then they teach you Rutherford model. Even that is incorrect. 542 00:28:23,992 --> 00:28:25,617 Then why are you teaching us? 543 00:28:25,617 --> 00:28:27,992 Make it first. Sit down and make it. 544 00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:29,617 No, no, no. We will teach you. 545 00:28:29,617 --> 00:28:31,242 We will teach you. Bohr's model. 546 00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:32,367 Heisenberg model. 547 00:28:32,367 --> 00:28:35,533 None of them are entirely correct. 548 00:28:35,533 --> 00:28:39,742 These people are making fools of us by calling it exception. 549 00:28:39,742 --> 00:28:44,242 This is not an exception. It is an excuse. Pure excuse. 550 00:28:44,242 --> 00:28:47,450 They don't have a theory that gives you all the answers. 551 00:28:47,450 --> 00:28:50,283 And how could they have a theory? Tell me. How could they have it? 552 00:28:50,283 --> 00:28:53,200 Geniuses like Einstein and Newton gave theories. 553 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,617 They never read this moronic subject. 554 00:28:55,617 --> 00:28:56,533 There's no logic. 555 00:28:56,533 --> 00:28:59,992 All they have is exception, exception and exception. 556 00:28:59,992 --> 00:29:04,533 'Inception' did not confuse me as much as exception has. 557 00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:06,867 Every atom acts and reacts as it pleases here. 558 00:29:06,867 --> 00:29:08,867 The oxidation state of all of them changes. 559 00:29:08,867 --> 00:29:11,700 Plus two. Minus seven. Plus three. Minus half. 560 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:15,242 Even the oxidation state of oxygen is not fixed. 561 00:29:15,242 --> 00:29:17,283 When your own elements don't give a damn.. 562 00:29:17,283 --> 00:29:20,658 ..then why make a happy periodic family? Why? 563 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:22,450 Learn from math. Learn. 564 00:29:22,450 --> 00:29:24,950 Zero to nine is fixed once and for all. Final. 565 00:29:24,950 --> 00:29:28,242 But here, their elements aren't fixed till date. 566 00:29:28,242 --> 00:29:30,242 Something new crops up every year. 567 00:29:30,242 --> 00:29:33,492 Boom! Number 113 is the number picked in this year's lucky draw. 568 00:29:33,492 --> 00:29:36,242 We shall call it! Nikenugium. No, no, no. Nikeniugium! 569 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:40,658 Damn it! It is easier to recite a Sanskrit mantra. 570 00:29:40,658 --> 00:29:42,533 Newton gave us three laws. Three. 571 00:29:42,533 --> 00:29:43,908 Half our physics is covered with it.. 572 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:45,950 ..but here, there is a new rule for every question. 573 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:50,450 Admit it. Admit that you are not logical like physics and math. 574 00:29:50,450 --> 00:29:52,992 Okay. Eat some.. - No! 575 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:55,242 Tell me something. It is simple. 576 00:29:55,242 --> 00:29:58,867 What will happen if you toss an apple in the air? 577 00:29:58,867 --> 00:30:00,825 It will fall. - It will fall? It will fall? 578 00:30:00,825 --> 00:30:03,367 But it will fall in physics. It won't fall in chemistry. 579 00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:05,700 What will happen in chemistry? There will be steric hindrance. 580 00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:08,575 If that's not enough then resonance, inductive effect. 581 00:30:08,575 --> 00:30:11,158 Everything will happen. Anything can happen here. 582 00:30:11,158 --> 00:30:12,533 They don't even name the colors simply. 583 00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:14,908 It's not green. It's apple green. It's not red. It's crimson red. 584 00:30:14,908 --> 00:30:16,200 It's not pink. It's hot pink! 585 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,575 That's why only girls are so good at chemistry. 586 00:30:19,575 --> 00:30:20,617 They make you do nonsense. 587 00:30:20,617 --> 00:30:23,533 Flame test. Salt analysis. Titration. Brown ring test. 588 00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:25,908 Rotten eggs smell. Why should I smell a rotten egg? 589 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:28,908 Why? I am a Brahmin! 590 00:30:28,908 --> 00:30:31,117 Atomic size trend. Ionization potential trend. 591 00:30:31,117 --> 00:30:34,158 Electron-affinity trend. Electron -negativity trend. Horizontal trend. 592 00:30:34,158 --> 00:30:35,117 Vertical trend. 593 00:30:35,117 --> 00:30:39,617 You can call something a trend when you can predict something with it. 594 00:30:39,617 --> 00:30:42,117 If anything is happening anywhere and anytime like 'Thugs of Hindustan'.. 595 00:30:42,117 --> 00:30:43,492 ..then how can they call it a trend? 596 00:30:43,492 --> 00:30:45,075 How can they call it that? 597 00:30:45,075 --> 00:30:46,283 I am telling you, Meena. 598 00:30:46,283 --> 00:30:48,492 Chemistry is not a subject. It is subjective. 599 00:30:48,492 --> 00:30:50,325 I did so much for this subject. 600 00:30:50,325 --> 00:30:53,242 Assignments, notes, flash cards. I sat in the front row. 601 00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:55,533 Changed three teachers. Changed the studying strategy. 602 00:30:55,533 --> 00:30:59,242 But what is the end result? Zilch! 603 00:30:59,242 --> 00:31:00,825 He wouldn't stop, Jeetu Bhaiya. 604 00:31:00,825 --> 00:31:04,033 That's why I brought him to you. 605 00:31:04,033 --> 00:31:06,242 You have understood it correctly. 606 00:31:06,242 --> 00:31:09,700 The problem is not with the teacher, it's with the subject. 607 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,783 There must be some reason you find physicists only in universities.. 608 00:31:11,783 --> 00:31:15,158 ..while you find chemists at every corner. 609 00:31:15,158 --> 00:31:17,867 You understand that you cannot memorize so much, right? 610 00:31:17,867 --> 00:31:21,367 Fine. - But how does that solve the problem, Bhaiya? 611 00:31:21,367 --> 00:31:22,992 It isn't? - No. 612 00:31:22,992 --> 00:31:24,908 I thought it was simple. 613 00:31:24,908 --> 00:31:27,075 Okay, let's say you have to go on a date. 614 00:31:27,075 --> 00:31:28,908 You have a girlfriend? - No. 615 00:31:28,908 --> 00:31:31,742 Let's assume you have a hot girl like Katrina. 616 00:31:31,742 --> 00:31:35,075 Ma'am is punctual. She calls you at 8 o'clock sharp. 617 00:31:35,075 --> 00:31:37,533 If you're going on a date you will take a gift for her, won't you? 618 00:31:37,533 --> 00:31:40,700 Champagne, bouquet.. - Teddy bear. Pink. 619 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:42,575 Your ideas are very different. 620 00:31:42,575 --> 00:31:44,742 Anyway, let's assume you take a teddy bear. 621 00:31:44,742 --> 00:31:46,992 You bump into a thief on the way. 622 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:48,575 He snatches the teddy bear and runs. 623 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,658 What will you do? - How can he run away? 624 00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:52,283 I will catch hold of him and punch him. 625 00:31:52,283 --> 00:31:54,242 Of course. Ideally that's what you should do. 626 00:31:54,242 --> 00:31:55,992 But the thief is fast. 627 00:31:55,992 --> 00:31:57,700 And you have two gifts in your hands. Then? 628 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:00,408 Then we scream aloud. Someone will surely help. 629 00:32:00,408 --> 00:32:02,158 That could be one approach. 630 00:32:02,158 --> 00:32:05,992 Maybe it will work. What will you do? 631 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:08,117 I will forget about the gift.. 632 00:32:08,117 --> 00:32:11,658 ..and rush with the remaining two gifts. 633 00:32:11,658 --> 00:32:13,117 So, rush! 634 00:32:13,117 --> 00:32:15,700 I told you it is simple. IIT is the hot gal. 635 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,033 Sure. The bouquet and champagne are math and physics.. 636 00:32:18,033 --> 00:32:19,408 ..while the teddy is inorganic chemistry.. 637 00:32:19,408 --> 00:32:21,283 ..which we are unable to get hold of. 638 00:32:21,283 --> 00:32:24,200 But, Bhaiya, the real life girlfriend wants the teddy. 639 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,325 I won't get admission into IIT without inorganic. 640 00:32:27,325 --> 00:32:28,950 Who says so? 641 00:32:28,950 --> 00:32:33,492 Who is the IITian in this room? 642 00:32:33,492 --> 00:32:36,992 Do you think I memorized chemistry like a jackass? 643 00:32:36,992 --> 00:32:40,367 Before you study for an exam, study the exam. 644 00:32:40,367 --> 00:32:45,283 What do you think? How much do you need to score during those six hours to get into top five IITs? 645 00:32:45,283 --> 00:32:49,200 90 percent for top five.. - No, no. Are you insane? 95 percent. 646 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,075 95 percent. 647 00:32:50,075 --> 00:32:52,742 How will you face this savage world? 648 00:32:52,742 --> 00:32:54,408 It will eat you alive! 40 percent. 649 00:32:54,408 --> 00:32:55,992 Only 40 percent for top five? 650 00:32:55,992 --> 00:32:59,075 Only 40 percent for top five IIT? 651 00:32:59,075 --> 00:33:00,367 You are kidding, aren't you, Bhaiyar? 652 00:33:00,367 --> 00:33:03,075 There are many things apart from memes on the internet. 653 00:33:03,075 --> 00:33:07,575 Go and watch videos of Unacademy. Strategy for IIT JEE. 654 00:33:07,575 --> 00:33:11,367 JEE toppers and scientists take time out to make some videos for you. 655 00:33:11,367 --> 00:33:14,033 At least do that much. Is your Jeetu Bhaiya going to solve everything? 656 00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:15,658 Even if omit 60 percent of the syllabus.. 657 00:33:15,658 --> 00:33:17,242 ..you still stand a chance to get into IIT. 658 00:33:17,242 --> 00:33:19,658 The syllabus for inorganic chemistry might be vast. 659 00:33:19,658 --> 00:33:21,200 So, let it be. 660 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,658 How much weightage does it carry in our exam? 661 00:33:22,658 --> 00:33:24,533 How much weightage would chemistry carry in our exam? Tell me. 662 00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:26,575 Chemistry would be one-third. - 33 percent. 663 00:33:26,575 --> 00:33:28,450 One third of that would be.. - 11 percent. 664 00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:30,117 Think about it. 665 00:33:30,117 --> 00:33:31,158 Do you want to chase 11 percent.. 666 00:33:31,158 --> 00:33:33,408 ..and ruin the crease on your trousers.. 667 00:33:33,408 --> 00:33:36,075 ..or focus on 89 percent? 668 00:33:36,075 --> 00:33:40,908 Score 40 percent and then enjoy in a good IIT for four years. 669 00:33:40,908 --> 00:33:44,408 Bhaiya, I shall burn up all the sheets of Inorganic today. 670 00:33:44,408 --> 00:33:45,533 End of story! - That's wrong. 671 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,450 Yes. It is knowledge. It is a sin. 672 00:33:47,450 --> 00:33:48,658 Sell it as waste paper. 673 00:33:48,658 --> 00:33:51,617 You will get some money. Eat some snacks with it. 674 00:33:51,617 --> 00:33:54,472 But, Jeetu Bhaiya, one can improve one's rank with inorganic, right? 675 00:33:54,472 --> 00:33:56,908 Inorganic improves the rank of those who are actually getting a rank. 676 00:33:56,908 --> 00:33:58,408 But in your case, it will leave you rankless. 677 00:33:58,408 --> 00:34:00,742 So, the best way to tackle problems like these.. 678 00:34:00,742 --> 00:34:02,117 ..is not to get involved. Just take the fast lane. 679 00:34:02,117 --> 00:34:04,575 Do you understand? Come on, you guys. Leave. Leave. 680 00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:05,575 Go. 681 00:34:05,575 --> 00:34:08,992 Why do you look so confused, Meena? 682 00:34:08,992 --> 00:34:11,283 But, Jeetu Bhaiya, the other day you said.. 683 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,992 ..if you have a problem in life you confront it. 684 00:34:13,992 --> 00:34:16,992 Make your problem a dare. Make your dare a habit and forge ahead. 685 00:34:16,992 --> 00:34:23,658 Today you are saying to let Inorganic go if we don't know it. 686 00:34:23,658 --> 00:34:30,658 Son, Inorganic chemistry is an exception. 687 00:34:30,658 --> 00:34:34,242 Come on. Leave. 688 00:34:34,242 --> 00:34:38,575 Thank you, Bhaiya. 689 00:34:38,575 --> 00:34:42,783 Objective in the exams should not be to solve all the problems.. 690 00:34:42,783 --> 00:34:57,783 ..but to solve the maximum number of questions. 691 00:34:57,783 --> 00:35:01,283 If the problem is very confusing and time consuming, they you can skip it. 692 00:35:01,283 --> 00:35:04,033 If you have any time remaining then get back to it. 693 00:35:04,033 --> 00:35:07,158 Bear in mind, not every problem is meant to be solved. 694 00:35:07,158 --> 00:35:08,680 Vaibhav Pandey! - Aunty? 695 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,020 I've told you so many times not to put so many clothes.. 696 00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:13,200 ..in the second hand washing machine. 697 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,825 Do you think about electricity and water? 698 00:35:14,825 --> 00:35:16,325 Aunty. 699 00:35:16,325 --> 00:35:17,954 How are you? 700 00:35:17,954 --> 00:35:21,158 Take this. This is your extra charge. 701 00:35:21,158 --> 00:35:23,700 And I shall give it to you every month. 702 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:26,700 Just don't disturb me for the entire month. 703 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:27,408 Thank you.