1 00:00:07,198 --> 00:00:08,984 MOM! I don't want to get married!!! 2 00:00:09,461 --> 00:00:12,234 I'm only 27. Not even old enough to get married! 3 00:00:12,658 --> 00:00:14,461 Don't "Shona beta" me! 4 00:00:15,658 --> 00:00:17,187 Mummy... Mummy, don't lie to me, OK? 5 00:00:17,205 --> 00:00:18,808 You don't have any Thyroid cancer! 6 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,879 OK wait... I'm getting another call. 7 00:00:22,983 --> 00:00:24,311 Yeah... Wait! Wait! 8 00:00:26,324 --> 00:00:27,276 Yeah Aarti? 9 00:00:28,348 --> 00:00:31,021 Actually no. I'm still in a client meeting. 10 00:00:31,451 --> 00:00:32,866 Where are you? 11 00:00:34,893 --> 00:00:35,902 Oh, you've already reached? 12 00:00:37,544 --> 00:00:38,717 Where? 13 00:00:39,758 --> 00:00:40,615 OK. OK. 14 00:00:40,695 --> 00:00:41,779 You've just reached, then? 15 00:00:44,227 --> 00:00:45,052 No, no, no... 16 00:00:45,472 --> 00:00:47,769 My client meeting... can be cancelled! 17 00:00:47,094 --> 00:00:48,445 Yeah, I'm on my way! 18 00:00:50,178 --> 00:00:51,035 Let's go. 19 00:00:52,757 --> 00:00:54,512 We've to go around and then come back here! 20 00:00:54,535 --> 00:00:55,297 Come on! 21 00:00:58,805 --> 00:00:59,872 Come on already! 22 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:07,074 iSubDB.com - fast, modern, simple Subtitles search by drag & drop 23 00:01:11,244 --> 00:01:11,957 Hi! 24 00:01:14,096 --> 00:01:15,474 Sorry, I got a little late. 25 00:01:15,854 --> 00:01:17,506 Hope I didn't keep you waiting for long! 26 00:01:18,174 --> 00:01:18,870 No! 27 00:01:19,116 --> 00:01:20,227 Nice ambience! 28 00:01:20,546 --> 00:01:21,569 Did you order anything? 29 00:01:21,725 --> 00:01:22,839 Akhilesh, 2 cappuccinos! 30 00:01:23,022 --> 00:01:24,616 No... I don't want to have anything! 31 00:01:24,632 --> 00:01:26,029 No, no. Both are for me. 32 00:01:26,156 --> 00:01:28,720 I'll drink one now, and the other one later, once it gets cold. 33 00:01:28,882 --> 00:01:31,173 These guys charge 100 bucks extra for cold coffee! 34 00:01:33,982 --> 00:01:34,760 By the way... 35 00:01:34,903 --> 00:01:35,735 You look... 36 00:01:35,839 --> 00:01:36,934 Quite different from your pictures! 37 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:37,095 I know! 38 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,482 I'm not photogenic! 39 00:01:39,703 --> 00:01:40,339 I mean... 40 00:01:40,484 --> 00:01:41,999 I look good in real life! 41 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:43,863 But my pictures, don't come out that great! 42 00:01:45,798 --> 00:01:47,775 You've met guys before... like this? 43 00:01:47,845 --> 00:01:48,307 Yes! 44 00:01:49,415 --> 00:01:50,312 2-3 times 45 00:01:51,035 --> 00:01:52,035 Me too! 46 00:01:52,162 --> 00:01:53,162 6 times!!! 47 00:01:54,032 --> 00:01:54,558 You know... 48 00:01:54,789 --> 00:01:57,536 Since I've completed my P.G. from IIM Indore? 49 00:01:57,608 --> 00:01:59,956 Mom's had girls lined up for me to meet! 50 00:02:00,275 --> 00:02:01,862 I told her, "Mom... 51 00:02:02,029 --> 00:02:03,632 ...I can't marry right now!... 52 00:02:03,071 --> 00:02:04,612 ...I want to explore the world... 53 00:02:05,029 --> 00:02:06,108 ...Travel with friends... 54 00:02:06,429 --> 00:02:06,493 ...Scuba dive... 55 00:02:07,187 --> 00:02:07,279 ...Sky dive" 56 00:02:08,749 --> 00:02:11,412 I'm telling you... You too should stop with this marraige shabang! 57 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,861 Marriage doesn't even make sense 58 00:02:12,988 --> 00:02:15,455 Youngsters like us should have fun! 59 00:02:15,789 --> 00:02:18,361 It's a good thing actually, that my mom forcefully made me a profie. 60 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:19,472 Or else, we wouldn't have been on this date! 61 00:02:19,908 --> 00:02:20,352 Wait a minute! 62 00:02:20,376 --> 00:02:22,233 Your mom... made your... 63 00:02:22,337 --> 00:02:23,638 Tinder profile? 64 00:02:23,702 --> 00:02:24,702 Tinder? 65 00:02:24,938 --> 00:02:25,940 No, no. Shaadi.com 66 00:02:27,004 --> 00:02:27,488 You're.. 67 00:02:28,027 --> 00:02:28,813 Hi. 68 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:30,048 Nikita? 69 00:02:31,232 --> 00:02:32,637 Nikita. 70 00:02:32,796 --> 00:02:33,501 Nikita? 71 00:02:33,556 --> 00:02:34,189 Nikita. 72 00:02:35,415 --> 00:02:35,883 Oh... 73 00:02:36,176 --> 00:02:37,243 Oh shit... shit! 74 00:02:37,914 --> 00:02:39,185 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 75 00:02:40,021 --> 00:02:41,307 I got confused! 76 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:44,491 It's a good thing he showed up early! 77 00:02:44,552 --> 00:02:45,371 We were about to get... 78 00:02:45,386 --> 00:02:47,442 WE were about to get married! 79 00:02:48,805 --> 00:02:49,939 Saurabh Mandal! 80 00:02:50,089 --> 00:02:51,867 I'm a marketing head in Technity. 81 00:02:52,011 --> 00:02:53,525 And what do you do? 82 00:02:53,629 --> 00:02:54,891 Today's Thursday? 83 00:02:55,496 --> 00:02:56,320 Yes. 84 00:02:56,954 --> 00:02:57,851 On Thursdays I... 85 00:02:57,091 --> 00:02:57,669 ...do legs! 86 00:03:00,675 --> 00:03:01,632 Gym!!! 87 00:03:02,778 --> 00:03:03,743 Nice... Nice 88 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,825 Please have a seat! Enjoy! 89 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:05,515 Enjoy! 90 00:03:07,148 --> 00:03:08,870 And have fun also. 91 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,751 Mr. Saurabh? 92 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:20,380 Aarti? 93 00:03:27,732 --> 00:03:30,018 Actually, Aarti. I wanted to clear something first, before we start. 94 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:32,335 Mr. Saurabh, I know what you want to say. 95 00:03:32,391 --> 00:03:34,419 That you've had girlfriends before this, isn't it? 96 00:03:34,724 --> 00:03:35,724 I know. 97 00:03:35,074 --> 00:03:36,709 No, not really. That's not it. 98 00:03:37,557 --> 00:03:40,486 How did you know that I like cappuccino? 99 00:03:42,716 --> 00:03:43,779 Aarti, look... 100 00:03:43,835 --> 00:03:45,914 I didn't want to come here in the first place 101 00:03:46,002 --> 00:03:48,399 It's just that my mom wanted me to be here. 102 00:03:48,438 --> 00:03:50,502 You know how parents pressurize you 103 00:03:52,962 --> 00:03:53,962 Your... 104 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:57,375 Your moustache is just like Anil Kapoor's! 105 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,294 No look, Aarti... 106 00:04:01,097 --> 00:04:02,941 Actually, I can't go ahead with this marriage! 107 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:06,538 Mr. Saurabh, I understand your reluctance! 108 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:07,867 How much sugar? 109 00:04:08,168 --> 00:04:09,168 One. 110 00:04:09,803 --> 00:04:11,286 Just like me! 111 00:04:11,772 --> 00:04:13,343 Look, if I were to tell you the truth... 112 00:04:13,381 --> 00:04:15,137 I too, had two boyfriends before this, 113 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,420 And I got intimate with them, as well! 114 00:04:17,584 --> 00:04:19,890 But we didn't do anything "dirty". 115 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:21,675 That I will do... 116 00:04:21,716 --> 00:04:23,041 ...only with my husband. 117 00:04:23,478 --> 00:04:25,083 After all, I'm an Indian! 118 00:04:25,105 --> 00:04:26,547 How can I forget my roots and culture 119 00:04:26,589 --> 00:04:28,430 Aarti. No doubt, you're a very nice girl... 120 00:04:28,446 --> 00:04:30,452 Panditji too, says the same 121 00:04:30,915 --> 00:04:32,148 No, no. Now... 122 00:04:32,002 --> 00:04:32,717 Now, I... 123 00:04:32,093 --> 00:04:33,792 Mr. Saurabh, it's a yes for me. 124 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:35,216 Just... 125 00:04:35,256 --> 00:04:36,684 Like the last guy... 126 00:04:36,796 --> 00:04:38,434 Don't hide anything from me! 127 00:04:39,169 --> 00:04:41,224 Why... What did the last one hide? 128 00:04:41,454 --> 00:04:43,525 My marriage with him had been confirmed. 129 00:04:44,113 --> 00:04:45,605 But just a few days before the engagement... 130 00:04:45,613 --> 00:04:46,605 ...dad got to know that... 131 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:50,088 ...he was quitting a stable job to begin a start-up! 132 00:04:50,438 --> 00:04:52,104 And the marriage got canned, then and there. 133 00:04:52,232 --> 00:04:54,699 That's when I saw your profile and... 134 00:04:55,391 --> 00:04:56,476 So what, if he was going to begin a start-up? 135 00:04:57,867 --> 00:05:00,342 Why would any girl marry a "start-up guy"? 136 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,129 Now... If the company doesn't do well... 137 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,327 Will I have to leave my household chores and go do a job? 138 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:05,866 Tell me Mr. Saurabh? 139 00:05:07,065 --> 00:05:08,332 Actually, Aarti... 140 00:05:09,024 --> 00:05:11,093 This is exactly, what I wanted to tell you about... 141 00:05:12,049 --> 00:05:13,716 (TVF Pitchers Theme Song) 142 00:06:02,557 --> 00:06:04,224 No laundry from tomorrow! 143 00:06:04,803 --> 00:06:06,197 No maid from tomorrow! 144 00:06:06,969 --> 00:06:08,327 No milk from tomorrow! 145 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:10,451 Even, no newspaper from tomorrow! 146 00:06:11,787 --> 00:06:13,819 Gym membership will be cancelled! 147 00:06:13,898 --> 00:06:15,861 Metros will be used instead of the car! 148 00:06:15,089 --> 00:06:16,453 Electricity will be saved! 149 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:20,557 Internet speed will be reduced from 8mbps to 1mbps! 150 00:06:20,596 --> 00:06:22,049 No. No. No. No dude. 151 00:06:22,184 --> 00:06:23,080 Atleast let the net speed stay! 152 00:06:23,136 --> 00:06:24,660 Do you not want Jeetu, then? 153 00:06:24,755 --> 00:06:27,472 If we don't save enough, how will we ensure his salary? 154 00:06:32,011 --> 00:06:35,028 Alright then. Let's reduce the speed from 8mbps to 4mbps. 155 00:06:37,031 --> 00:06:39,031 Table top-ups will be stopped! 156 00:06:39,046 --> 00:06:40,911 Ordering food from restaurants will be stopped! 157 00:06:40,926 --> 00:06:42,609 Will be absolutely stopped! 158 00:06:42,664 --> 00:06:45,728 Infact, all kinds of luxury expenditures will be absolutely stopped! 159 00:06:45,759 --> 00:06:46,892 What's the total? 160 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:46,187 Three thousand 161 00:06:47,909 --> 00:06:48,624 Seven hundred 162 00:06:48,656 --> 00:06:49,656 Twenty-five. 163 00:06:50,156 --> 00:06:52,023 And adding my share to it... 164 00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:55,741 Seven thousand 165 00:06:55,765 --> 00:06:56,574 Four hundred 166 00:06:56,614 --> 00:06:57,614 Fifty. 167 00:06:57,063 --> 00:06:58,282 And how much is Jeetu's salary? 168 00:06:58,094 --> 00:06:58,840 One lac 169 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:00,495 Thirty seven thousand 170 00:07:00,519 --> 00:07:00,588 Five hundred. 171 00:07:01,701 --> 00:07:02,622 Superb plan! 172 00:07:02,709 --> 00:07:04,035 We'll save for a year and a half... 173 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:06,186 ...and shell out one month's salary! 174 00:07:06,868 --> 00:07:07,868 "Alright!" 175 00:07:11,226 --> 00:07:12,224 "Alright!" 176 00:07:12,288 --> 00:07:13,494 Madal, what are you doing dude? 177 00:07:13,526 --> 00:07:13,603 What? 178 00:07:14,399 --> 00:07:15,017 What are you doing? 179 00:07:15,049 --> 00:07:15,917 Music! 180 00:07:16,097 --> 00:07:17,233 Loud music! 181 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:18,573 Can't hear a thing! 182 00:07:18,007 --> 00:07:19,375 You carrry on! 183 00:07:21,835 --> 00:07:22,835 "Alright!" 184 00:07:32,111 --> 00:07:32,889 What I'm saying is... 185 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:34,678 Let's add another 50 bucks to this... 186 00:07:34,077 --> 00:07:35,974 And hire some intern to do the coding. 187 00:07:36,762 --> 00:07:39,174 Yogi, an intern will replace Jeetu, now? 188 00:07:39,302 --> 00:07:41,778 We need people with some work experience in our compnay! 189 00:07:41,786 --> 00:07:43,640 People who've worked at some senior level! 190 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,268 Someone who can build a team in the future... 191 00:07:45,294 --> 00:07:46,405 Someone who can strategize! 192 00:07:46,481 --> 00:07:47,489 Naveen... 193 00:07:47,794 --> 00:07:49,251 Did you find that t-shirt of mine? 194 00:07:49,283 --> 00:07:49,989 What t-shirt? 195 00:07:50,099 --> 00:07:51,585 The 'InfoCom' one. 196 00:07:51,685 --> 00:07:53,748 Where I'd an experience of 4 years? 197 00:07:54,402 --> 00:07:56,227 As a Senior Consultant! 198 00:07:56,371 --> 00:07:58,430 Since I'd BUILT a team there... 199 00:07:58,511 --> 00:07:59,593 They'd gifted that t-shirt to me. 200 00:08:00,426 --> 00:08:02,735 I don't know dude. We're busy right now! 201 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:03,775 Shit! 202 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,547 Now, I'll have to strategize what to wear! 203 00:08:07,506 --> 00:08:08,180 What do we do then? 204 00:08:08,235 --> 00:08:11,386 Dude, I think we're getting a little impatient here! 205 00:08:11,831 --> 00:08:12,920 I was thinking, what if... 206 00:08:12,942 --> 00:08:14,473 Jeetu manages to convince Soumya! 207 00:08:14,505 --> 00:08:15,386 Naveen... 208 00:08:15,505 --> 00:08:16,852 She's his wife! 209 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:18,039 She gives him sex! 210 00:08:18,513 --> 00:08:20,544 You can never convince a woman who gives you sex! 211 00:08:20,878 --> 00:08:21,639 Trust me. 212 00:08:21,776 --> 00:08:23,051 This is all coming from experience! 213 00:08:23,076 --> 00:08:24,076 Look Yogi... 214 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:26,196 Without Jeetu, we have no company. 215 00:08:26,307 --> 00:08:27,092 Naveen... 216 00:08:27,164 --> 00:08:28,291 We've no jobs. 217 00:08:28,338 --> 00:08:30,656 We have to start a company, with or without Jeetu. 218 00:08:30,688 --> 00:08:31,642 Yogi... 219 00:08:32,402 --> 00:08:33,669 What are you doing? 220 00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:35,030 Did you think about it? 221 00:08:36,464 --> 00:08:38,259 I'd asked you something, yesterday? 222 00:08:38,283 --> 00:08:39,410 What'd you asked? 223 00:08:40,473 --> 00:08:41,489 That thing... 224 00:08:42,529 --> 00:08:44,148 Can I be part of your start-up? 225 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:45,427 WHAT? 226 00:08:45,595 --> 00:08:46,238 WHY? 227 00:08:46,754 --> 00:08:47,809 What do you mean by "Why?"? 228 00:08:47,905 --> 00:08:49,042 You all are engineers! 229 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,136 You need an MBA! 230 00:08:50,944 --> 00:08:53,087 How will you'll run a company without business expertise? 231 00:08:53,151 --> 00:08:54,238 Mandal, I'll let you know! 232 00:08:54,027 --> 00:08:55,029 Give me some time. 233 00:08:55,508 --> 00:08:57,254 It's a very important professional decision! 234 00:08:57,262 --> 00:08:59,087 I'll let you know, alright? -OK 235 00:09:00,103 --> 00:09:03,492 So will you send me a mail, or you'll communicate verbally? 236 00:09:03,524 --> 00:09:05,708 Should I expect a call by Friday? 237 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:06,334 I'll... 238 00:09:06,497 --> 00:09:08,541 Why Friday? He's a sweet kid! 239 00:09:08,587 --> 00:09:10,040 Let's do your G.D. and P.I. today itself! 240 00:09:10,169 --> 00:09:10,715 And the results tomorrow. 241 00:09:10,746 --> 00:09:12,293 Personal interview, today? 242 00:09:12,365 --> 00:09:14,270 Iit's already 10. When will I prepare... 243 00:09:14,286 --> 00:09:15,508 Fuck, it's 10 already? 244 00:09:15,548 --> 00:09:17,007 I'm going to get killed! 245 00:09:20,282 --> 00:09:21,480 What if it's 10? 246 00:09:21,599 --> 00:09:22,964 'Jhalak' comes up only at 10 in the night! 247 00:09:22,098 --> 00:09:25,685 No Yogi! I've to meet Shreya. If I get late, she'll screw me! 248 00:09:26,663 --> 00:09:29,052 Haven't you told her already, about our start-up? 249 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:31,401 Where have I met her, since so many days? 250 00:09:32,463 --> 00:09:33,707 MANDAL! 251 00:09:35,852 --> 00:09:36,995 Where's my face-wash dude? 252 00:09:37,003 --> 00:09:38,080 The 'Kurule' medical therapy one? 253 00:09:38,781 --> 00:09:39,535 Don't use that! 254 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:41,075 I used it and 4 of my pimples combined into a boil! 255 00:09:41,807 --> 00:09:42,932 No dude. My face-wash! 256 00:09:42,968 --> 00:09:45,719 Will you get it, or should we disqualify you before the interview round, itself? 257 00:09:45,783 --> 00:09:47,529 I was just about to go! 258 00:09:49,815 --> 00:09:50,815 Dude, look... 259 00:09:51,219 --> 00:09:52,116 There's this coder... 260 00:09:52,154 --> 00:09:53,080 He's in the third year. 261 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,111 He's the son of the paternal uncle of a mutual friend! 262 00:09:55,314 --> 00:09:56,449 He's almost family! 263 00:09:56,481 --> 00:09:59,052 Let's get him onboard. I assure you, he'll rock! 264 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,132 Look, Yogi! 265 00:10:00,782 --> 00:10:02,884 A comapny's all about the people in it. 266 00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:05,830 You think, any college guy can replace Jeetu... 267 00:10:05,087 --> 00:10:07,753 If that's how randomly we want to hire people, why don't we hire Mandal as well? 268 00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:11,030 Sorry to disturb your important meeting! 269 00:10:11,314 --> 00:10:13,631 But I hope you take the right decision! 270 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:16,486 I also love Jeetu! 271 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:19,328 Though 3 years late, I've passed by cheating from his answer sheet. 272 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,052 We definitely want him onboard. 273 00:10:21,107 --> 00:10:24,385 But till the time we do not ensure his salary, we need a coder. 274 00:10:24,441 --> 00:10:25,314 I'm telling you... 275 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,247 Let's go meet this guy... 276 00:10:26,056 --> 00:10:28,097 And let's get the fucking thing started! 277 00:10:29,218 --> 00:10:29,964 OK, alright. 278 00:10:29,989 --> 00:10:31,243 Let me meet Shreya for now. 279 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:34,300 After that, let's go meet this guy, in the afternoon. OK? 280 00:10:35,783 --> 00:10:36,961 How do I look? 281 00:10:37,807 --> 00:10:38,807 Fair! 282 00:10:40,109 --> 00:10:42,077 OK. You make a move, I'll go meet Shreya and then catch you! 283 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:43,101 Go. Go. Go. Go. 284 00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:54,605 Hello? 285 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,627 Naveen!!! - Hey Shreya! 286 00:10:56,684 --> 00:10:57,761 You still haven't upgraded your internet, have you? 287 00:10:58,494 --> 00:10:59,240 How are you? 288 00:10:59,028 --> 00:11:00,401 You've always been and always will be a miser! 289 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,007 Can you see me? 290 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:02,962 Wait a second. 291 00:11:04,089 --> 00:11:04,694 I can see you now. 292 00:11:04,007 --> 00:11:04,642 You can see me? 293 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,992 Oh God, what is that shirt you're wearing? 294 00:11:07,374 --> 00:11:08,748 Have you borrowed it from the gardenkeeper? 295 00:11:08,763 --> 00:11:10,875 Actually, his and mine shirt size is the same. So it fit me! 296 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,763 By the way, his wife wears XL. Looks like that too, will fit you! 297 00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:16,224 If only you had something XL, no? 298 00:11:16,256 --> 00:11:17,359 Baby, I have my heart. 299 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:18,335 My heart is so big. 300 00:11:18,383 --> 00:11:20,348 OK, you should know, that I haven't been looking for 301 00:11:20,373 --> 00:11:22,486 wi-fi all over Bhutan, to listen to all these ridicules. 302 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,058 Yeah, as if I asked to go to Bhutan! 303 00:11:24,081 --> 00:11:26,083 Meditation is being learnt, with Consultancy Project only as an excuse. 304 00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:27,395 If it's meditation that you wanted to learn, you could've done that 305 00:11:27,672 --> 00:11:28,970 just by waking up in the mornings to watch 'Ramdev baba' on the T.V. 306 00:11:29,009 --> 00:11:33,176 Yeah, because I just love old, hairy men sweating at 6 in the morning! 307 00:11:33,207 --> 00:11:34,212 Why do you think I sleep with you, baby? 308 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,767 Baby, I thought you sleep with me, because not 309 00:11:36,799 --> 00:11:38,517 a lot of men, believe in doing charity, no? 310 00:11:38,557 --> 00:11:40,415 Oh, you want me to start counting down on the charity cases? 311 00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:42,399 Should we start listing your dating history, now? -No, no, no, no... 312 00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:44,846 When is my true love, by tearing through clouds... 313 00:11:45,113 --> 00:11:46,930 Landing on the grounds of this country, we call India! 314 00:11:46,954 --> 00:11:47,875 Four O'clock! 315 00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:48,455 Sharp! 316 00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:49,420 You're coming to get me, right? 317 00:11:49,047 --> 00:11:51,746 Ok, I've a meeting at 8 and I've something very important to tell you. 318 00:11:52,194 --> 00:11:53,909 Oh! Even I've something very important to tell you. 319 00:11:53,938 --> 00:11:56,280 OK, I'll go first. Please. Please. Let me go first! 320 00:11:56,311 --> 00:11:57,946 OK, go. As if I have a choice. 321 00:11:58,002 --> 00:11:58,835 Blurt out! 322 00:11:59,682 --> 00:12:00,682 Actually... 323 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:01,725 Naveen, I'm pregnant. 324 00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:02,219 Very nice! 325 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:03,816 Who's child is it? 326 00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:03,846 I don't know... 327 00:12:04,634 --> 00:12:05,825 It could be anyone's. 328 00:12:05,848 --> 00:12:06,967 It could be yours. 329 00:12:06,999 --> 00:12:09,260 It could be Raghav's. It could be Vaibhav's. 330 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,904 Oh, it could even be the monastery monk's. 331 00:12:10,944 --> 00:12:14,636 Do you have anything important to say or are you just eating into my internet pack? 332 00:12:14,674 --> 00:12:16,412 No. No. No. I do have something important to say. 333 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,426 But I'd thought, that I'd keep it a surprise. 334 00:12:18,468 --> 00:12:19,087 Should I tell you? 335 00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,249 What? You bought handcuffs? 336 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,572 Yeah, but apart from that... 337 00:12:23,737 --> 00:12:24,340 So! 338 00:12:24,404 --> 00:12:28,181 There's this guy, who's leaving his girlfriend and moving to Brazil. 339 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,737 This girl, decides to start looking for a job. 340 00:12:31,014 --> 00:12:32,133 In Brazil. 341 00:12:32,222 --> 00:12:33,873 And, guess what? 342 00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:36,404 She finds herself in the final shortlist. 343 00:12:36,428 --> 00:12:38,261 Shreya! Wait! 344 00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:40,317 ...last telephonic interview is left, but after that... 345 00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:40,817 Shreya, wait. 346 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,359 ...going to live with you in Rio, bitch! - Wait. Wait. Wait. 347 00:12:43,213 --> 00:12:44,666 Wait Shreya... 348 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,627 This is exactly what I wanted to give you news about. 349 00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:48,090 Tell me. 350 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,079 Uh... 351 00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:05,309 What are you doing... 352 00:13:05,356 --> 00:13:06,927 I was just about to wash them up 353 00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:09,045 How much will you work, after all! 354 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,085 Anyway, the machine isn't workiing and the maid hasn't come... 355 00:13:11,404 --> 00:13:12,466 It hardly takes time... 356 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,461 I washed them... 357 00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:16,624 What's the deal? Suddenly today... 358 00:13:16,681 --> 00:13:18,166 It isn't really "suddenly"! 359 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,008 I'd cooked chicken, day before! 360 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,785 And last night, I'd chopped the vegetables. 361 00:13:21,912 --> 00:13:25,912 In a household, if 2 people work in unison, it becomes easy. 362 00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:28,445 These days, these machines have come up... 363 00:13:29,277 --> 00:13:29,350 Otherwise... 364 00:13:30,031 --> 00:13:32,498 Our dads used to do it all, by hands. 365 00:13:34,715 --> 00:13:36,233 Why don't you go... 366 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:39,191 Go do your prayers. I'll come, make tea, once I'm done here. 367 00:13:39,675 --> 00:13:41,516 Do you have something, to tell me? 368 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:41,983 No! 369 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,224 Why would you think so? 370 00:13:45,897 --> 00:13:46,897 Give me. 371 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,229 Naveen... had called... 372 00:13:53,786 --> 00:13:55,658 Yogi and Naveen have quit their jobs... 373 00:13:55,699 --> 00:13:57,516 They're going to begin their own start-up... 374 00:13:58,151 --> 00:14:00,151 They were asking me... as well 375 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,061 You go on downstairs. I'll get done here. 376 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,628 So what were you saying? 377 00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:08,525 What was I saying... 378 00:14:08,058 --> 00:14:08,964 No... 379 00:14:09,921 --> 00:14:12,635 Naveen and the guys were asking me as well... 380 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,675 To quit my job and join them as the C.T.O. 381 00:14:15,961 --> 00:14:16,034 But now... 382 00:14:16,953 --> 00:14:18,953 This... When did you buy this? 383 00:14:19,005 --> 00:14:20,272 This is an old one! 384 00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:22,198 Had gotten it from my parents'. 385 00:14:22,031 --> 00:14:27,429 No... I was saying... These colors suit you... They come out very well! 386 00:14:27,858 --> 00:14:29,350 So what did you say? 387 00:14:30,008 --> 00:14:32,452 I said, I'll think about it... Now things like... 388 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,778 ...these can't just be decided in the moment. 389 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,897 So I wanted to talk to you as well, about this. 390 00:14:37,992 --> 00:14:40,030 Will you be benefited, in your career? 391 00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:42,498 If the start-up goes big, then there's a benefit... 392 00:14:42,555 --> 00:14:43,593 Otherwise, it's just a risk! 393 00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:46,041 Well, the work will be a lot of fun... 394 00:14:46,516 --> 00:14:48,160 It'll be interesting but the salary... 395 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,905 I think you should do it. 396 00:14:49,929 --> 00:14:50,929 What? 397 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,897 You're not doing it right... 398 00:14:53,921 --> 00:14:55,115 Give it to me! 399 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:56,935 No... 400 00:14:57,945 --> 00:14:58,949 What were you saying? 401 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,853 I think, you should do it. 402 00:15:02,532 --> 00:15:03,532 No... 403 00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:05,900 You don't have any problem? 404 00:15:05,953 --> 00:15:07,897 I was trying to say, that once... 405 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:12,454 ...I quit my job, our plan to buy a house will be delayed. 406 00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:14,030 So, what's the hurry in buying a house? 407 00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:16,464 Anyway, this is such a nice house. 408 00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:17,490 There's such a big terrace! 409 00:15:18,025 --> 00:15:21,036 And then the chances of your growth, are also so much more. 410 00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:23,312 I won't even get an L.T.A. 411 00:15:23,414 --> 00:15:26,192 We'll have to drop our Mauritius trip, as well. 412 00:15:26,215 --> 00:15:27,953 We'll go to Mahabaleshwar, instead. 413 00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:30,821 Shalini's husband owns a resort there. 414 00:15:32,461 --> 00:15:34,904 But the salary issue will still persist. 415 00:15:35,008 --> 00:15:36,875 Our savings are good enough. 416 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,161 Anyway, it's been 5 months since I've come to Mumbai. 417 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,239 I'm thinking... 418 00:15:40,278 --> 00:15:42,282 ...of getting a good job for myself. 419 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,429 How do you hang these? By clips? 420 00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:54,099 I thought, you wouldn't agree to this. 421 00:15:54,139 --> 00:15:57,845 I even had my flowcharts ready, so that I could convince you! 422 00:15:57,093 --> 00:15:58,152 I've only been thinking about this, since Monday. 423 00:15:59,056 --> 00:16:00,923 All the effort, went waste! 424 00:16:01,464 --> 00:16:02,591 Don't worry. 425 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,764 None of your effort will go waste. 426 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,481 Anyway... 427 00:16:05,512 --> 00:16:07,734 You'll have to talk to your dad about this... 428 00:16:07,837 --> 00:16:10,520 You wouldn't quit your job, without asking him, would you? 429 00:16:12,654 --> 00:16:14,987 I was asking you to do it properly! 430 00:16:15,178 --> 00:16:17,797 Now I'll have to wash, all the clothes again! 431 00:16:18,091 --> 00:16:20,007 Even the maid's not come today! 432 00:16:20,638 --> 00:16:23,694 ...got down all the lectures, and uploaded youporn videos, instead. 433 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,702 Our guy's won the IBM code competition, twice over... 434 00:16:26,774 --> 00:16:27,774 ...in a row. 435 00:16:28,178 --> 00:16:32,003 Legend says that he got a congratulatory mail from Eric Schmidt, himself. 436 00:16:32,036 --> 00:16:34,551 But he doesn't have random expectations, does he? 437 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:37,099 He knows, he won't get anything more than the basic stipend, right? 438 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:39,066 Dude, relax! He's our kid! 439 00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:41,107 We'll offer him a couple of treats at Barbeque Nation and he'll say yes! 440 00:16:41,274 --> 00:16:43,099 I told him, it's an Environment Science lecture motherf**ker... 441 00:16:43,155 --> 00:16:46,203 If not proxy, should I whoop your arse? 442 00:16:46,025 --> 00:16:48,025 Is Rohan Negi's room this way? 443 00:16:52,651 --> 00:16:54,172 Is he expecting you? 444 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:54,473 Yes. 445 00:16:56,809 --> 00:16:57,888 Follow me! 446 00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:19,385 You go to hell! 447 00:17:19,404 --> 00:17:21,706 I don't want to see your face again! 448 00:17:25,602 --> 00:17:27,673 You aren't satisfied only with foreplay, are you? 449 00:17:27,729 --> 00:17:29,666 You have to have this afterplay of melodrama! 450 00:17:29,697 --> 00:17:31,284 She got mad because it was strawberry. 451 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:34,063 It isn't ice-cream that you'd get almond and pistachio flavours! 452 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,020 Does the uncle party, have matchsticks? 453 00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:38,062 Go run to the canteen. It's time! 454 00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:40,112 Uncle, give him a 100 bucks. 455 00:17:40,198 --> 00:17:41,309 Give it. 456 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:48,856 Follow me! 457 00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:58,085 I can't go beyond this point. 458 00:17:59,732 --> 00:18:03,871 Deposit your mobiles, pendrives, hard-disks and any other storage devices. 459 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,872 There's a door ahead... 460 00:18:15,098 --> 00:18:16,062 Knock it. 461 00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:19,007 Twice! 462 00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:20,301 And then wait. 463 00:18:21,761 --> 00:18:22,967 Do you smoke? 464 00:18:23,825 --> 00:18:24,825 No. 465 00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:26,593 Kids! 466 00:18:34,075 --> 00:18:35,019 Yes? 467 00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:38,031 Tell chintu, that 'Yogi bhaiyaa' is here, to give him an internship. 468 00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:48,483 Come in. 469 00:18:49,013 --> 00:18:50,013 Sit. 470 00:19:12,363 --> 00:19:13,969 He's in the middle of something... 471 00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:14,926 Give him 75. 472 00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:17,339 Minutes? 473 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,260 Headshots! 474 00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:27,087 Despite being the class monitor, my performance from class 6 to class 12 steadily increased... 475 00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:30,395 From 72.3% to 87.8% 476 00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:32,105 This goes to show... 477 00:19:32,152 --> 00:19:33,175 I'm responsible... 478 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:34,167 ...persistent... 479 00:19:34,223 --> 00:19:36,250 ...dedicated, motivated, over... 480 00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:38,814 Under-rated dude! 481 00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:43,005 Responsible, persistent, motivated, dedicated, under... 482 00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:45,000 Hi Shreya! 483 00:19:46,016 --> 00:19:46,921 Hi Mandal! 484 00:19:47,128 --> 00:19:47,644 Hi... 485 00:19:47,683 --> 00:19:51,350 Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb your paranormal powerpoint fantasy. 486 00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:53,930 I'll just sneak into Naveen's room and lock the door, so you can't come in! 487 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:54,993 No. No. No. 488 00:19:55,009 --> 00:19:56,774 Actually, I was waiting for you! 489 00:19:56,882 --> 00:19:59,015 Naveen'd told me that you're going to come. 490 00:19:59,596 --> 00:20:01,367 In that blazer and towel? 491 00:20:01,414 --> 00:20:03,248 You aren't a serial killer Mandal, are you? 492 00:20:03,311 --> 00:20:05,044 Only, if looks could kill! 493 00:20:07,621 --> 00:20:09,439 Please have a seat! 494 00:20:09,764 --> 00:20:13,031 Actually, if I get tensed, I need to have a bath! 495 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,169 Better? 496 00:20:16,225 --> 00:20:17,271 Congratulations Mandal. 497 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,844 You've reached a new level of creepy! 498 00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:20,915 Soo... 499 00:20:20,955 --> 00:20:22,653 Naveen's quit his job to... 500 00:20:22,677 --> 00:20:24,788 Yeah, I know. He's told me everything. 501 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,036 And I too, want to... 502 00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:27,005 Everything! 503 00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:28,519 Soo... 504 00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:29,352 So? 505 00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:33,724 Shreya. We're friends, aren't we? 506 00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:35,764 Facebook-wise or in real life? 507 00:20:37,717 --> 00:20:38,416 Joke! 508 00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:40,090 Do you remember? 509 00:20:40,185 --> 00:20:41,804 Last month, early morning... 510 00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:43,812 You wanted a Xerox of your PAN card. 511 00:20:43,891 --> 00:20:45,224 Naveen was sleeping. 512 00:20:45,304 --> 00:20:46,358 So you asked me for help. 513 00:20:46,939 --> 00:20:47,944 I was getting late for work... 514 00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:50,145 I didn't have any change on me... 515 00:20:50,264 --> 00:20:52,268 I still went and got the Xerox done. 516 00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:54,914 Look, I've this one philosophy... 517 00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:58,126 Friends should always help each other! 518 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:01,656 No. No. No. No. No. 519 00:21:02,207 --> 00:21:02,945 One second. 520 00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:05,215 You want me to convince Naveen to hire you? 521 00:21:05,246 --> 00:21:05,667 No. 522 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:06,080 Sorry. 523 00:21:06,012 --> 00:21:07,336 Not gonna happen. 524 00:21:07,485 --> 00:21:10,729 Anyway, I can't convince him. Instead, he'll end up convincing me! 525 00:21:10,762 --> 00:21:12,756 Shreya... Trust me! 526 00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:14,599 He can never convince you! 527 00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:17,564 A man can never convince a woman, who gives him... 528 00:21:18,358 --> 00:21:19,660 ...Love! 529 00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:20,969 And if... 530 00:21:21,035 --> 00:21:22,757 He doesn't budge... 531 00:21:23,421 --> 00:21:24,350 You know... 532 00:21:24,389 --> 00:21:25,714 Use your methods! 533 00:21:25,081 --> 00:21:26,363 What methods? 534 00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:28,644 Intercourse 535 00:21:29,223 --> 00:21:30,064 What? 536 00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:31,651 Mandal, have you gone nuts? 537 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,191 Just for a 1 buck Xerox... 538 00:21:33,215 --> 00:21:35,294 It's actually 2 bucks. One for each side! 539 00:21:35,374 --> 00:21:36,906 I'm worth much more than that! 540 00:21:36,945 --> 00:21:37,794 OK? I'm sorry. 541 00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:41,358 I would've helped you with anything else, but with this, I can't! Sorry. 542 00:21:41,659 --> 00:21:42,667 Naveen needs my help! 543 00:21:44,081 --> 00:21:46,628 Yogi keeps winding him up against me! 544 00:21:49,437 --> 00:21:51,691 I really want to be a part of this! 545 00:21:57,763 --> 00:21:58,832 I know, I'm gonna regret this. 546 00:22:01,882 --> 00:22:02,910 OK. 547 00:22:03,358 --> 00:22:04,295 Alright. 548 00:22:07,469 --> 00:22:08,805 Tell me one thing. 549 00:22:10,135 --> 00:22:11,056 When do... 550 00:22:11,008 --> 00:22:12,151 You call for a plumber? 551 00:22:12,271 --> 00:22:13,874 That wasn't me... 552 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:16,627 Naveen thinks that I broke his jet spray and then... 553 00:22:16,651 --> 00:22:18,143 No. I mean hypothetically. 554 00:22:18,183 --> 00:22:18,881 I mean... 555 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,454 When would anyone, call for a plumber? 556 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,684 One calls for the plumber when a tap's broken. 557 00:22:24,747 --> 00:22:27,280 Right. And what if a tap isn't broken? 558 00:22:27,969 --> 00:22:29,874 Then why call the plumber? 559 00:22:29,938 --> 00:22:30,938 Exactly! 560 00:22:31,035 --> 00:22:31,511 Look. 561 00:22:31,906 --> 00:22:33,239 In this situation... 562 00:22:33,255 --> 00:22:37,166 You're the plumber and Naveen's start-up doesn't have any broken tap. 563 00:22:37,604 --> 00:22:40,548 Irrespective of, however great, the work you're doing in life is... 564 00:22:40,676 --> 00:22:43,882 Unless, your inclusion doesn't solve any of their problems... 565 00:22:43,969 --> 00:22:45,413 They don't need you! 566 00:22:46,826 --> 00:22:49,302 See... You need to figure out what they need. 567 00:22:52,409 --> 00:22:54,276 You also need a bigger towel, dude! 568 00:22:54,655 --> 00:22:55,457 No. No. 569 00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:56,505 Don't shy away! 570 00:22:56,536 --> 00:22:58,203 I'm wearing my underwear! 571 00:22:58,616 --> 00:22:59,283 Sorry. 572 00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:00,632 Not wearing any! 573 00:23:11,052 --> 00:23:12,052 F**K! 574 00:23:17,179 --> 00:23:18,306 F**K! 575 00:23:20,187 --> 00:23:21,187 Yogi! 576 00:23:21,314 --> 00:23:22,282 And... 577 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:22,946 You must be Naveen. 578 00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,719 How are you 'chintu'? I saw you at the threading ceremony, last. 579 00:23:25,743 --> 00:23:26,743 Not 'chintu'. 580 00:23:27,243 --> 00:23:28,700 Dungeon Master. 581 00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:32,140 There's an underscore between Dungeon and Master. 582 00:23:33,697 --> 00:23:34,491 So... 583 00:23:34,507 --> 00:23:35,599 You guys want me to work for your company. 584 00:23:38,007 --> 00:23:39,007 You tell him. 585 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,524 We were interested in discussing the possibilities... 586 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:43,594 I looked into your idea. 587 00:23:43,641 --> 00:23:45,499 It's... quite interesting actually. 588 00:23:45,522 --> 00:23:46,474 Looked into? 589 00:23:46,053 --> 00:23:48,096 But, I haven't sent you any mail, as yet! 590 00:23:49,118 --> 00:23:51,435 But you'd mailed NASSCOM, hadn't you? 591 00:23:52,634 --> 00:23:53,634 You see... 592 00:23:54,205 --> 00:23:57,181 Privacy on mail is a myth my friend! 593 00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:00,011 So... If I join you guys... 594 00:24:01,411 --> 00:24:02,594 How do I benefit? 595 00:24:02,681 --> 00:24:03,808 What do I get? 596 00:24:04,856 --> 00:24:05,989 Opportunity! 597 00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:08,847 Of course, there'll also be a stipend initially. 598 00:24:08,871 --> 00:24:10,004 About... 7K. 599 00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:12,625 8... 8K. Yeah. 600 00:24:12,831 --> 00:24:16,474 And as we grow, your monetory compensation will obviously increase... 601 00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:19,891 Do you know what's the prize money for the Internation Counter Strike competition? 602 00:24:21,173 --> 00:24:22,460 How much? 603 00:24:22,689 --> 00:24:24,689 475,000... 604 00:24:25,117 --> 00:24:26,117 Dollars. 605 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:29,736 4... 4 times 6 is 24... 606 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,022 And you won that? 607 00:24:31,141 --> 00:24:32,141 Twice! 608 00:24:32,419 --> 00:24:34,871 4... 4 times 2 is 8... 8 times 6 is 48... 609 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:36,766 So theoritically... I can hire you guys. 610 00:24:38,028 --> 00:24:39,823 But not the other way round. 611 00:24:44,403 --> 00:24:45,736 I want 30% equity... 612 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,649 And... veto on product design. 613 00:24:50,609 --> 00:24:53,117 Dungeon_master@hotmail.com 614 00:24:55,213 --> 00:24:56,657 Don't forget the underscore. 615 00:24:58,236 --> 00:24:59,810 Mail me by Monday. 616 00:25:00,593 --> 00:25:02,426 Or just save it in your drafts. 617 00:25:02,049 --> 00:25:03,295 I'll read it. 618 00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:10,093 I think we need Jeetu. 619 00:25:10,364 --> 00:25:12,095 Do you think we need Jeetu? 620 00:25:12,349 --> 00:25:13,513 We need Jeetu. 621 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:15,608 We'll have to first change the passwords for all our accounts. 622 00:25:15,658 --> 00:25:16,754 What's up, start-up founder? 623 00:25:17,674 --> 00:25:20,071 Your battery looks dead after listeninig to the deal. 624 00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:22,650 What's up, entrepreneur uncle? 625 00:25:22,714 --> 00:25:24,791 Pass on some stake to us as well! 626 00:25:27,009 --> 00:25:29,105 Listen up Jeetu. There's no other way out. You have to join in. 627 00:25:32,361 --> 00:25:33,533 I can't join in. 628 00:25:34,248 --> 00:25:35,567 Sorry. 629 00:25:36,454 --> 00:25:37,651 I told you! 630 00:25:38,216 --> 00:25:40,605 You can never convince a woman who gives you sex! 631 00:25:40,645 --> 00:25:41,645 Noo! 632 00:25:42,145 --> 00:25:43,177 Suamya has agreed. 633 00:25:43,216 --> 00:25:44,216 SO? 634 00:25:47,565 --> 00:25:48,565 Ohh! 635 00:25:50,493 --> 00:25:51,446 What? 636 00:25:52,007 --> 00:25:53,508 Did you try talking to him? 637 00:25:54,231 --> 00:25:56,927 That's all I've been able to do since I was 1.5 years old. TRY to talk! 638 00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:57,097 With whom? 639 00:25:58,336 --> 00:26:00,203 Haven't you watched 'Udaan'? 640 00:26:00,272 --> 00:26:01,685 Ohhhh! 641 00:26:01,955 --> 00:26:02,955 Your dad? 642 00:26:03,026 --> 00:26:04,232 He's alcoholic? 643 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,486 He's not alcoholic... 644 00:26:06,534 --> 00:26:08,943 Why are you scared of your dad? Are you still a kid? 645 00:26:08,971 --> 00:26:11,280 Naveen. Even my passbook is with him. 646 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,597 If my salary doesn't get credited on the 1st of the next month... 647 00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:16,320 My life will get debited. 648 00:26:17,526 --> 00:26:19,090 You guys, atleast, start. 649 00:26:19,105 --> 00:26:22,439 I'll see. I'll try putting in a couple of hours of work, everyday after my job. 650 00:26:22,954 --> 00:26:25,637 "You guys start", "I'll see". Are you mad? 651 00:26:25,946 --> 00:26:27,875 This way, even the Beta version won't be ready in 6 months. 652 00:26:27,907 --> 00:26:29,176 There's so much to do. 653 00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:30,034 Excuse me! 654 00:26:30,081 --> 00:26:33,112 Aren't you the guys launching the coolest company of Indian history? 655 00:26:33,541 --> 00:26:35,595 Hey! The start-up wags are here. -Hey! 656 00:26:36,105 --> 00:26:37,812 The gold-diggers are here even before the money. 657 00:26:37,843 --> 00:26:39,854 Listen, you need to get a better CEO, though! 658 00:26:40,001 --> 00:26:43,137 Don't know about the coolest, but could be most short-lived for sure! 659 00:26:43,176 --> 00:26:45,883 Don't say such bad things on a good day like this, Jeetu. 660 00:26:45,906 --> 00:26:47,173 This is for you'll. 661 00:26:47,224 --> 00:26:48,557 So what's up, Jeetu? 662 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,073 What are you doing here? 663 00:26:51,215 --> 00:26:52,219 I've come here for the interview! 664 00:26:52,287 --> 00:26:55,009 Mandal, that was only a joke. There's no interview happening. 665 00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:55,980 I know. I know. 666 00:26:56,056 --> 00:26:57,056 I know jokes. 667 00:26:57,271 --> 00:26:59,456 I've taken improv. comedy classes for a month. 668 00:26:59,469 --> 00:27:00,469 Is this taken? -Yes. 669 00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:01,557 OK! 670 00:27:02,115 --> 00:27:04,081 Don't you get it, motherf**ker? 671 00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:06,058 Anyway our battery's down... 672 00:27:06,565 --> 00:27:08,081 This is our shit, Madal! 673 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,247 We don't need you. 674 00:27:09,271 --> 00:27:10,271 Trust me. 675 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:11,589 You need me! 676 00:27:11,771 --> 00:27:13,104 Infact without me... 677 00:27:13,128 --> 00:27:14,184 You don't have a company! 678 00:27:14,247 --> 00:27:15,514 OK, go get a chair. 679 00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:16,626 We'll interview you right away! 680 00:27:17,509 --> 00:27:18,517 Just hear him out na, once. 681 00:27:39,046 --> 00:27:39,927 Tell me. 682 00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:41,126 Why should we hire you? 683 00:27:41,149 --> 00:27:42,616 You know, as an MBA... 684 00:27:42,649 --> 00:27:45,213 I've always had a clarity about my R&Rs. 685 00:27:45,003 --> 00:27:46,049 One of my KRA has been problem... 686 00:27:46,008 --> 00:27:47,936 We don't need a marketing manager. We need a coder... 687 00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,081 Thanks for applying. You interview's over. 688 00:27:50,093 --> 00:27:51,116 No. No. No. One second. 689 00:27:51,355 --> 00:27:52,386 I can solve your problem. 690 00:27:52,689 --> 00:27:54,451 I can give you something, which you need. 691 00:27:54,474 --> 00:27:55,958 I can give you Jeetu! 692 00:27:59,665 --> 00:28:00,665 How? 693 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,810 Till the time, you'll don't get an investment... 694 00:28:03,873 --> 00:28:05,675 I'll pay for Jeetu's salary. 695 00:28:05,738 --> 00:28:08,492 A part of it through my salary and a part through my savings. 696 00:28:08,572 --> 00:28:11,626 But I'll ensure that, Jeetu keeps getting as much as he gets from his company. 697 00:28:12,786 --> 00:28:15,723 Mandal. Why would you do these things for us? 698 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:16,821 Not for you guys... 699 00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:19,157 I'll do it for myself! 700 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,722 You guys are the best friends I've ever had. 701 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,143 I know, apart from Naveen... 702 00:28:24,175 --> 00:28:26,242 We've not interacted as much... 703 00:28:26,077 --> 00:28:29,692 But I've always thought, that the four of us are a very good team. 704 00:28:30,429 --> 00:28:33,112 You know when I'd seen 'Zindagi Milegi Na Dobara' 705 00:28:33,143 --> 00:28:34,651 I'd decided that... 706 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,770 The four of us too, just like them... 707 00:28:36,873 --> 00:28:38,126 Would go on a trip. 708 00:28:39,572 --> 00:28:41,443 But ZNMD had only 3 guys. 709 00:28:45,215 --> 00:28:47,382 OK. Then... like 'Dil Chahta Hai'. 710 00:28:47,937 --> 00:28:48,945 Again, only 3 guys, Mandal. 711 00:28:51,691 --> 00:28:53,825 'Rock On' definitely had 4 guys. 712 00:28:54,398 --> 00:28:57,453 The 4th one, gets cancer and dies. Only 3 remain. 713 00:28:57,548 --> 00:29:00,135 The point is, if I join your start-up... 714 00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:02,564 Then Jeetu can work full-time with us. 715 00:29:06,668 --> 00:29:09,386 All MBAs... are not that bad. 716 00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:17,584 Soo... 717 00:29:19,394 --> 00:29:23,060 Is somebody going to say something, or are we sitting just like this for the next hour? 718 00:29:23,735 --> 00:29:24,737 Don't worry, guys. 719 00:29:25,211 --> 00:29:26,767 It won't be that bad. 720 00:29:27,259 --> 00:29:29,330 Backstreet Boys... Alright! 721 00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:32,854 Cheers! 722 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,108 And then there were four! 723 00:29:37,989 --> 00:29:40,415 Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! 724 00:29:41,521 --> 00:29:43,787 Finally, he's made himself useful! 725 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:47,168 So, Jeetu's back! 726 00:29:47,528 --> 00:29:49,551 Important point - This news doesn't get out of here! 727 00:29:50,013 --> 00:29:52,822 If dad gets to know... - Stop going "Dad. Dad." 728 00:29:52,854 --> 00:29:55,036 Once we're a million dollar company, even your dad will chill out! 729 00:29:55,092 --> 00:29:58,171 And also, I've done some research and thought of a few names for our compnay. 730 00:29:58,203 --> 00:30:00,528 I think, our compnay name should have 'le' in it! 731 00:30:00,552 --> 00:30:03,633 Like Google had 'gle', Apple has 'ple', Oracle has 'cle' 732 00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:06,576 What non-sense are you talking? You've started with your stupid marketing logics again! 733 00:30:06,631 --> 00:30:08,599 Please don't throw fries on me. I'm the marketing manager! 734 00:30:08,631 --> 00:30:09,504 Oops! Sorry. 735 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,937 Careful! Why are you throwing it on me? 736 00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,563 So, this is your million dollar team? 737 00:30:20,305 --> 00:31:20,761 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org