1 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,720 Now, for the sports news. 2 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,280 Yesterday, India beat Australia by six wickets 3 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:22,040 and won the prestigious Coca Cola tournament at Sharjah stadium . 4 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,320 The whole country saw a wave of celebrations. 5 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,400 Prime Minister, Atal Bihari Vajpayee congratulated the country. 6 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,600 And appreciated Sachin Tendulkar for his exceptional performance. 7 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,880 Sachin Tendulkar was named Man of the Match 8 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,240 as well as, Man of the Series. 9 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,760 We now come to the end of the sports news. 10 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:42,200 The next song, is from the film Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge. 11 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:47,280 Lyrics by Anand Bakshi, sung by Lata Mangeshkar and Kumar Sahnu. 12 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,840 Music by Jatin Lalit. 13 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,160 This song has been requested by Ashok Meena, 14 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,360 Anand Dwivedi and Pinky Kumar. 15 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,200 Harshu? 16 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,200 Harshu? 17 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:16,520 Madam? 18 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,280 It's getting late. 19 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,360 Yes, I know. 20 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,920 It's not like he's really getting late. 21 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,800 Couldn't you have taken a glass of water and sat down to study? 22 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,120 You think your mom is a maid. 23 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,200 And this one is still asleep. 24 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,040 -Madam? -Yes? What is it? 25 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,720 I told you yesterday to come in the evening. 26 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,200 If you're here now, wait for five minutes. 27 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,960 Eveything is kept in the way. 28 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,040 Harshu? 29 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,640 Harshu? 30 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,880 This boy will drive me mad. 31 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:37,920 Mr. Suraj? 32 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,400 Please get the work started upstairs. 33 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:41,960 It's very important for Dabbu to study. 34 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,680 -Yes, ma'am. -All right. 35 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,000 Hey! What are you doing? 36 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,360 Won't this get ruined if the paint splatters? 37 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,640 I didn't have a cloth. 38 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,920 Did you even ask me once? 39 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,480 I'll give it to you if you just ask. 40 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,440 Please do let me know if you need anything in the future. 41 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,160 Madam? Clothes? 42 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,480 Yes, relax. I'm getting them. 43 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,560 Harshu? 44 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,080 Harshu? 45 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Tell me? 46 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,880 What do you mean by 'tell me'? Didn't you hear me? 47 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,960 Go take a bath. The sun is already overhead. 48 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,920 I can see it right in front. 49 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,080 "The sun has come up!" 50 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,560 Have you gone deaf? 51 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,400 Why don't you answer me? 52 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,120 When I do, you say I keep answering back. 53 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,360 Are you coming down or shall I come up? 54 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,440 I'm coming! I'm coming! 55 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,720 I'm not in the kitchen. 56 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,040 No, that's not the sound of the mixer. 57 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,080 It's that... 58 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,080 That thing that rotates on the floor... 59 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,520 Raveena Tandon? 60 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,280 Don't fool around, man. 61 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,560 It's called a floor-scrubber. 62 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,960 But why is it being used right now? 63 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,120 The cleaning is on. 64 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,440 Cleaning in the summer? 65 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,520 My dear brother had his pre-boards after Diwali, 66 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,720 so they didn't want it during that time. 67 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,840 Now they're celebrating "Dhanteras." 68 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,000 His pre-boards hold more value than my vacations. 69 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,200 Just because he's older 70 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,640 he keeps bossing us around. 71 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,400 How can he always be bossing you around? 72 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,600 It's the three of you. 73 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,280 You should decide by Odds n Evens. 74 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,800 The whole world does it before starting any game. 75 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,280 Dude, Dabbu doesn't even freeze in the "Statue"; 76 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,040 Like he'll ever agree to Odds n Evens. 77 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,160 He'll waste the entire summer. 78 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,600 ''He'll waste summer''! 79 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,520 You keep whining like a girl. 80 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,680 Are you a Virgo? 81 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,200 Dude, you don't know. 82 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,200 As His Highness has to prepare for his coaching entrance exam, 83 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,040 so this summer, neither are we going anywhere, 84 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,040 nor is anybody coming over. 85 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,840 All this just for a coaching entrance exam! 86 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,480 The entrance exam for Bansal Classes is even tougher than the IIT exam. 87 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,080 Why do I care? 88 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:33,120 At my uncle's place, my cousins will be having the time of their lives. 89 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,760 While I sit here and watch "Krishi Darshan". 90 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,760 I had even found four new songs starting with the sound "thh"! 91 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,520 Bro, be like Raja. 92 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,680 Not Rancho. 93 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,080 Summer isn't a season. 94 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,320 It's a festival. 95 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,840 If one is sincere, 96 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,320 one can even celebrate it at home. 97 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,680 What are you blabbering? 98 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,680 You can do anything in the summer. 99 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,920 For instance? 100 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,200 For a rupee, you can rent and read a digest and two comics of Nagraj. 101 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,120 Without falling ill, you can have four ice pops. 102 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,000 You can sleep under the open sky. 103 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,040 And if you've read Chapter seven well, 104 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,080 you can even identify constellations. 105 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,920 Apart from blowing vapor out of your mouth, there's nothing you can't do. 106 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:12,520 You fool, 107 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,080 Summer is the father of all festivals. 108 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,160 He's right. 109 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,960 Summer isn't a season. 110 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,280 It's a festival! 111 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,160 Like in every festival, 112 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,920 the roads glitter with light. 113 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,480 Some new shops crop up. 114 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,720 The rituals of this festival are quite unique. 115 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,640 Like every festival, this one has a God, too. 116 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,080 After adorning a new vestment, 117 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,920 and getting purified by a tullu pump, 118 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Lord Cooler is throned. 119 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,560 Then for the next three months, disciples receive his blessings 120 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,480 with open arms. 121 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,480 Like Diwali, this festival also has crackers of it's own. 122 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:12,880 But the atom bomb explodes when you meet your long lost friends. 123 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,760 Langda, 124 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:15,960 Chaunsa, 125 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,200 Alphonso, 126 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,400 Dasheri. 127 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:23,000 So joyous is the occasion that even the inmates are let out. 128 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,840 All the jails are empty. 129 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,160 Harshu? 130 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:29,680 Harshu? 131 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,360 Yes, Shanky! Tell me? 132 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,800 Dude... 133 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,040 We also might have to go away after class ten. 134 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,760 So, we only have two summers. 135 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,280 Let's not waste time. 136 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,120 Let us begin. 137 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,400 Great! And from today, we... 138 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,320 Hello, Shanky? 139 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,320 Hello? 140 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,480 Oh, man! 141 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,480 What's going on? 142 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,920 Because of this painting work, the inverter has been disconnected. 143 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,560 Just because you have vacations doesn't mean there won't be any routine. 144 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,160 And what took you so long? 145 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,520 Go brush your teeth and get ready quickly. 146 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,960 What do you keep getting us ready for everyday? 147 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,280 Are we going to fight some war? 148 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,600 Have you forgotten the thrashing you received the other day? 149 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:23,880 Mr. Suraj. 150 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,080 You all better have tea till the electricity is back. 151 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,280 I'll also have tea. 152 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,720 Tea renders skin darker. 153 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,640 If you care so much for my skin, then let me even have my beauty sleep. 154 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,320 I also want to have tea. 155 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,840 Who'll have Bournvita and grow super fast? 156 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,880 Chitti! 157 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,400 But why grow? 158 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,360 Day and night, it's just milk! 159 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:56,400 If all the nutrients are in Bournvita, then why have milk? 160 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,680 The buffaloes should directly be fed Bournvita. 161 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Yes, sir. 162 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,440 That's what I had called to say. 163 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,160 Yes. 164 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,000 No, feel free to come anytime. 165 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:12,960 All right. 166 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,800 -Had milk? -Yes! 167 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,960 -Could have taken a bath first. -I did bathe yesterday. 168 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,000 Even a dog cleans the place before he sits anywhere. 169 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,200 But a lotus blooms only in swamps. 170 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,040 You'll stink the entire day. 171 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,000 And you'll keep sniffing it. 172 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,760 Hey! Go take a bath. 173 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:39,840 What would Mr. Verma say? 174 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,040 That Keo Karpin? 175 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,840 -What could that gooey one say? -Harshu! 176 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,040 Go take a bath. 177 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,280 Where did Mr. Verma come from? 178 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,680 For Hindi tuitions. 179 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,000 What's all this about? 180 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,480 Since your Hindi's weak, you'll have to study. 181 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:12,880 I got... 182 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,800 a 58 in Hindi. 183 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,400 I could have said anything and fooled all. 184 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,400 Questions were from outside of the course, 185 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,360 didn't see the last page of the question paper, 186 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,800 the pen leaked at the last moment. 187 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,320 But... I told the truth. 188 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,640 I don't understand the difference between 189 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,480 "style" and "substance" analysis of poetry. 190 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,280 -What? -Oh, wow! 191 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,800 It's been so long since I've heard that! 192 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,360 "Style Analysis". 193 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,880 What was that other thing? 194 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,520 That used to appear like six to seven times in a poem. 195 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,600 No. I mean like... 196 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,600 "...chomped on chunks of charred chicken". 197 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,400 All "Ch"s. What are those called? 198 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,520 Alliteration. Those are called Figures of Speech. 199 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,480 Yeah! Alliteration it is. 200 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,040 Do you know all this? 201 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,840 Brilliant, brilliant. 202 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:00,920 What are you laughing about? 203 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,400 Here's a new one. 204 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,040 Seeing... 205 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,640 Seeing... menial marks, 206 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,120 mom mauled the mirthful. 207 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,360 Mom mauled... 208 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,600 Oh, let it go. 209 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,440 Even I never got a hang of this stuff. 210 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,560 You were at least good in Math and Science. 211 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,080 -Yeah. -He's poor even in that. 212 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,640 Simile. 213 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,880 Will you keep quiet? 214 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,760 I agree Math and Science are hard. 215 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,760 Hindi is our mother tongue! 216 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,440 You should drink milk. 217 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,600 You'll understand everything. 218 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,320 We'll have to get him a Hindi tutor. 219 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,080 Hyperbole. 220 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,120 The school is closed. Where will he teach me? 221 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,080 At home. 222 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,520 Who gets tuitions for Hindi!? 223 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:57,920 A guy, 224 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,200 who doesn't understand the difference between sentence making and nouns. 225 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,160 Hey, Verma's a very annoying guy. 226 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,160 He deducts marks delibrately for students to come to him for tuitions. 227 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,400 I think he'll kill me with his sermons. 228 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,640 Be strong, man. 229 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,600 Tuitions are like Chickenpox. 230 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,680 Everyone gets it once in their life. 231 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,040 I'll also get one next year. For Science. 232 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,320 Why would you get them? 233 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,960 You score the highest. You're good at Science. 234 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,840 Science is good 235 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,000 but not my impression on Sharma ma'am. 236 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,760 It is the internal teachers who send marks for the board practicals. 237 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,320 Why take a risk? 238 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,800 Yeah, man. 239 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,000 He's become so smart. 240 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,640 And handsome, too, right? 241 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,320 Ma'am, don't be so nice to him. 242 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,680 He'll slip out of our hands. 243 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,520 He's the second one. He has to slip! 244 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,320 He'll slip? We can hardly catch him. He's extremely useless. 245 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,440 Internal assessment is always crap. 246 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,280 Harshu? 247 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,720 What's taking you so long? 248 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,720 Are you even bathing or not? 249 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,720 Yes. 250 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,400 The water is really cold. 251 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,240 I'm mixing warm water. 252 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,200 You want hot water in summer? 253 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,480 Hurry up or we might run out of water. 254 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,720 We will run out of water. 255 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,160 Where will it go? 256 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,360 She should be the one getting Hindi tuition. 257 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:18,040 Such a big house gets painted only once a year. 258 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,120 but Harshu has to bathe everyday? 259 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,400 Everyday. 260 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,560 Everybody bosses over kids. 261 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,720 Not pants, but shorts. Not chaat, but bottle gourd. 262 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,480 Not Swabhiman, but Surbhi. 263 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,440 Even haircuts are to their liking. 264 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,360 I have the best hair in class. 265 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,240 But what's the point? 266 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,880 I'm not going to get tuition. 267 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,120 Brother, 268 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,040 please tell mom 269 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,160 to send me for tuition only after the summer break? 270 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,920 Please? 271 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,800 Brother? 272 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,640 Please? 273 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,760 If you ask her, she'll agree. 274 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,240 Brother, 275 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,400 I want to go in the cave. 276 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,480 Just hold on. 277 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,440 Tell me? 278 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,760 Look, you don't get marks, right? 279 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,200 But why in the summer? 280 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,280 When will we play? 281 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,920 I have my entrance so I'm not going to play. 282 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,120 How will you play alone? Might as well study. 283 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,240 If one can't play, one should study. 284 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,320 What logic is that? 285 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,240 I won't even tell mummy about the loose change. 286 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:44,960 Go tell her. 287 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,400 Brothers are of no help. 288 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,160 Brother... 289 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,720 Will you have a look at the sink? 290 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,240 Why isn't the water passing through the sink? 291 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,720 What nonsense! 292 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,600 Mummy, I don't want tuition. 293 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,320 Seems like something is stuck. 294 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,400 Why not? 295 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,080 Mummy, I'll study on my own. I promise! 296 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,680 You say this everytime, Harshu. 297 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,320 Mummy, Mr. Verma is extremely partial. 298 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,040 Nobody goes to him for tuitions. 299 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,120 So how can he be partial? 300 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,280 Something is stuck. 301 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,480 Yes, take it out. 302 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,360 Why right now? 303 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,560 Shanky is going next year, I'll go with him. 304 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,640 He's smart. 305 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:39,760 You're daft. 306 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,280 What do you mean? 307 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,600 This is why you need Hindi tuitions. 308 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,800 You ask brother before sending him for tuitions. 309 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,800 But not me. 310 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,840 Because you don't know what's good for you and what's not 311 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,320 Dhwani also goes for dance classes. 312 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,480 Madam? 313 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,240 I have removed the rubbish from here. 314 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,360 What is this? 315 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,520 No worries. 316 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,160 Whatever you think is fine. 317 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,400 Dhwani, to the cave. 318 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,840 Finish it up. 319 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,360 Harshu? 320 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,800 There are hungry kids who yearn for milk and look at him... 321 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,080 So, better serve those who yearn for it. 322 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,840 Sir, whoever you speak to right now talks about investing in mutual funds. 323 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,280 But when do we get returns? 324 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:44,200 Look, you don't know when you'll get returns because you don't know 325 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,200 how long you need to boil milk. 326 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,200 How long do you boil milk? 327 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,200 You do drink milk, don't you? 328 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,880 You should drink some, it's good for the brain. 329 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,600 Five minutes! You should boil milk for five minutes. 330 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,240 Ten minutes? 331 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,320 Ten... 332 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,440 No, five minutes... 333 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,080 You should boil milk for five minutes. 334 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:16,040 The duration of boiling milk depends on what you want to use it for. 335 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,480 Do you want to drink it, make kheer, 336 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,680 or rabdi or khoya. 337 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,120 That's exactly what I was going to say. 338 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,560 He was saying something. 339 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,400 You don't know when you'll get returns from mutual funds 340 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:30,320 because you don't know why you're investing it. 341 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,320 What will you do when you get the money? 342 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,760 -Down payment for a new house... -I'll buy a car... 343 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,760 -Retirement... -That's it. 344 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,920 Now that you've a clear goal, 345 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,720 you just need to accordingly select a systematic investment plan 346 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,720 and keep investing in it till your savings goal isn't complete. 347 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,160 -The day you complete your savings... -We'll withdraw the amount. 348 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,400 Wow.... 349 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:55,640 If you have any such doubts, talk to a trusted, responsible expert. 350 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,560 Where will we find him? 351 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,000 Sir, is an expert himself... 352 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,800 OK... 353 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,280 Devendar Gupta, Invest & Co... 354 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,640 -Dad... -Tell me, dear prince... 355 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,800 Dad, your son is being openly humiliated. 356 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,120 -What do you mean? -Mom is sending me for Hindi tuitions! 357 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,240 Hindi? 358 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,360 That's the point. 359 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,320 Who takes tuitions for Hindi? 360 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,960 Please save me, dad. Please... Please... 361 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,760 OK, your teacher will come in the evening, right? 362 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,960 I'll deal with it when I get home. 363 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,600 Yes. Come early. I'll be waiting for you. 364 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:26,840 Yes, for sure. 365 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,040 Verma's gone! 366 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,480 But where did Mowgli go? 367 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,720 Mowgli, Mowgli... 368 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,000 Mowgli turned into a phone! 369 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,760 A phone? 370 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Yes! 371 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,680 And Sher Khan came to give him tuitions. 372 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,200 Mowgli got scared and ran to the Barbie. 373 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,040 Barbie-Barbie, please save me from tuitions. 374 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,000 I won't save you! I won't save you! I'll get you more tuitions! 375 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,040 Mowgli was getting scared... 376 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,000 Sher Khan was coming close... 377 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,480 And that's when Shaktiman appeared to save Mowgli! 378 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,640 Shaktiman! 379 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,680 Shaktiman! 380 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,560 Shaktiman! 381 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,760 Then Shaktiman farts! 382 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,640 Fart! 383 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,520 And Sher Khan fainted. 384 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,840 Harshu? 385 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,520 Harshu? 386 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,120 Coming. 387 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,600 Dhwani, wake up. 388 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,280 Dhwani, wake up. 389 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,200 Mr. Verma will be here any minute. Get ready. 390 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,600 Today, he looks sincere. 391 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,400 You were coming, that's why. 392 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,480 Thank you. 393 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,000 Why did you bother so much? 394 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,480 You're the one who must be getting bothered. Everything is scattered. 395 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,680 -No, no. no. Yes. -Please, go ahead. 396 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,560 Sir, we are not sure which stream should Dabbu pick after his tenth. 397 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,680 You're worrying for no reason. 398 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,920 He's a wise child. 399 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,600 He will move ahead in whichever direction you give him. 400 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,200 Worry about the mischievous one here. 401 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,440 Yes. 402 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,600 That's why we thought of your tuitions. 403 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,080 If you could take out some time, it would be a great help. 404 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,520 I have lots of time. 405 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,080 But do I? 406 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,720 Oh Dad! 407 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,800 Look, There isn't a lack of intelligence 408 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,040 but rather of discipline. 409 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,560 Kids today have no routine. 410 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,160 Absolutely! 411 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,760 That's what I keep telling him, but he never listens. 412 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,680 He'll definitely listen when we try to... 413 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,800 It looks like mummy has found her long-lost sister. 414 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,680 Where is Dad? 415 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,240 Will Shaktiman choose to remain disguised as Gangadhar today? 416 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,280 You don't worry. 417 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,360 I will teach him the right culture. 418 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,080 It might be a bit difficult in the beginning. 419 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,880 But that's just how things work. 420 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,080 No matter how strong a building is, without paint... 421 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,680 it looks ugly. The same way, 422 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,800 no matter how capable a person is, without a polished language, 423 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,200 he'll be like a laborer. 424 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,880 A daily-wage laborer. 425 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,400 Yes. 426 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,960 Now I know why mom gets so angry with dad. 427 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,520 I'd told you today morning. How could you forget? 428 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,960 Nothing ever is important for you. 429 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,400 Either you left or you didn't. 430 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,680 How can you get late while leaving? 431 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,160 So, if you meet a college friend, you could have spent say 15 minutes. 432 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,400 You spent two whole hours! 433 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,080 If you couldn't leave, then at least let me know. 434 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,960 At least I won't keep waiting like an ass. 435 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,680 A jenny. 436 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,960 Dads today, have no routine. 437 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,000 Poorva, I've got whatever you asked for. 438 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,800 Hey, Mr. Suraj, when can we expect this to get done? 439 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,160 An hour or two. 440 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,120 All right. 441 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,200 Dabbu is ordering dinner. Tell him what you want? 442 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,720 Can I have some tea first? 443 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,680 Harshu isn't saying anything. I'm going ahead and ordering. 444 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,320 How was it with Mr. Verma? 445 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,160 Everything is done, you just discuss the fees. 446 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,800 You forgot eggplant again. 447 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,440 Dabbu, wait for two minutes. 448 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,040 Harshu? 449 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960 Hey, hero. 450 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,480 What will you have for dinner? 451 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,480 I got late as I was leaving. 452 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,440 Harshu? 453 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,440 Man, I have tuitions now. 454 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,920 Don't be so tensed. 455 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,800 Teachers are always stricter in classroom. 456 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,640 They go easy in home-tuitions. 457 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,720 Yes, he was saying, 458 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,600 "There isn't lack of capability. But rather, lack of discipline." 459 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 The teachers always say this. 460 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,320 "Got brain but lack concentration." 461 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,200 They'll never say that one is hardworking and sincere 462 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,800 but lacks brain. 463 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,880 That way, the parents will feel bad, right? 464 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,280 Anyways, at least demand a higher allowance for travel. 465 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,600 I too will come over 466 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,840 and we'll have paani-puri. 467 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,800 We'll have to hide it from Verma 468 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,920 Or else he'll start lecturing me publicly. 469 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:43,920 No, man. 470 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,960 If Vidhya and I are with you, nobody will object. 471 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,240 Why will Vidhya be there? 472 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,600 She also takes tuitions from Verma. 473 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,040 Vidhya! 474 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,000 Mummy is right when she says, 475 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,880 "I don't know what's good for me". 476 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,120 Dad! 477 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,200 Mummy! 478 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,040 Dad! Mummy! 479 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,960 Dad! Mummy! 480 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,760 I'll study Hindi a lot and top the exam! 481 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,600 Isn't this an over-reaction? 482 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,800 -Dad! -Yes? 483 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,880 Let's go out for dinner today? 484 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,560 Why not? Let's go to Apna Dhaaba. 485 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,560 No, no, Aunty's Cafe. 486 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,520 Pritam's. 487 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,480 Stone, paper, scissor. I won! 488 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,480 -Aunty's Cafe. -Pritam's. 489 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,080 Wait! How can we leave the house unattended? 490 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,400 Are you my wife or house-wife? Come on, let's go. 491 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,800 Mummy, please let's go. 492 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,120 We rarely go out. 493 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,760 OK, all go change. 494 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,680 Mr. Suraj. 495 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,200 We'll be back in an hour, you can finish off till then. 496 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,320 Yes, sir. 497 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,560 I'll sit in front! 498 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,840 Chitti, let's go? 499 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,600 Coming! 500 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,800 Dad, let's play something nice today? 501 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,840 Today Harshu is in his top form. 502 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,200 Mr. Verma will blow his trumpet. 503 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,240 Why are you teasing him? 504 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,320 Respected Mr. Verma won't blow anything. 505 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,080 because I'll work hard and study. 506 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,320 Come here? 507 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,480 -What? What are you doing? -What nonsense is he babbling? 508 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,520 Dad. 509 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,360 Gone are the times 510 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,600 when I used to think that something is wrong with everybody. 511 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,480 Tuitions, 512 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,120 painting, milk, mummy, 513 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,240 this ghazal, 514 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,680 that dog, 515 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,080 this dog. 516 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,280 Now I like everything. 517 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,960 Until morning, I was disgusted with even the sound of the word painting. 518 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,040 But it made the house so colorful. 519 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,360 Until evening, I was afraid of the word "tuition". 520 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,560 And now, I'm just waiting for it to start. 521 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,240 The house looks bright 522 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,960 and the walls are decorated, too. 523 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,200 I'll have to tolerate Verma. 524 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,920 But then I'll get to see Vidhya. 525 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,520 Only after you lose some 526 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,040 and win some, are you called a Grinder. 527 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,640 I must have read plenty of books. 528 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,120 But now I'll be the one reading her face. 529 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,440 Now we'll make an evergreen couple. 530 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,160 Dream team. 531 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,920 And I'll be it's hero. 532 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,000 Dabbu don't push the table in. Mr. Verma will sit there. 533 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,480 What? 534 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,680 I thought I was going to his house for tuitions. 535 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,240 You'll go to Civil Lines in this heat? 536 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,840 He'll be the one visiting. 537 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,440 Oh, man! 538 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,520 Didn't I tell you something is amiss. 539 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,520 One shouldn't celebrate the ladder at 21 too early, 540 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,240 there's always a snake waiting at 98. 541 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,760 Man, I wish I could go to Verma's house. 542 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,400 It would have been awesome. 543 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,440 This is going to be the worst summer ever. 544 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,880 You're getting tensed for no reason. 545 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,600 Let me narrate you a story. 546 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,640 Once upon a time, 547 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,720 in the Summer of 69, 548 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,480 a white boy in Canada bought a guitar. 549 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,800 That too for, five rupees and ten paise. 550 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,160 He played a lot 551 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,760 but couldn't play no more. 552 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,320 Because his fingers started bleeding. 553 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,200 But he didn't give up. 554 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,160 He made a band with two of his friends, Jimmy and Jody. 555 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,640 But that didn't work out either. 556 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,480 Because Jimmy, was a loser like you. 557 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:24,960 He quit the band and fled. 558 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,360 And Jody, 559 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,360 something terrible happened to him. 560 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,440 He got married. 561 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,760 Back then even that guy felt that the summer of '69 562 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,080 was the worst summer of his life. 563 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,080 But fifteen years later, 564 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,960 one of his songs was a hit even bigger than Altaf Raja's Qawwali's! 565 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,280 The lyrics to that song were, 566 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,040 Should I tell you something? 567 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,120 This is a true story. 568 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,800 We know that man as Mr. Bryan Adams. 569 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,840 You're worried today. 570 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,680 But who knows, a few years later you might think 571 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,200 of this as the best summer of your life. 572 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,080 Probably. 573 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,320 Who knows, this may really be the best summer of my... 574 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,880 Oh man! 575 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,400 As soon as the fun begins, there is a power cut. 576 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,960 I bet the head of this power-house has got to be a mom.