1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:02,520 FLAME OF RETALIATION 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,280 It's not Dad's fault. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,840 All this isn't important to him. 4 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,760 It's Mummy who should have paid attention. 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,120 Mummies shouldn't get too romantic in August, September, and October. 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,320 If the kid is born in April, May or June, 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,400 he won't be able to celebrate his birthday in school. 8 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,320 It's the bitter truth. 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:36,160 Birthdays are the only days when every student feels like going to school. 10 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,000 As your homework is duly finished. 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,200 Everybody pays you attention 12 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,880 as shunning the torturous uniform 13 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,480 you appear a rainy season peacock. 14 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,320 The entire class sings in chorus for you 15 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,040 and then teacher lovingly... 16 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,840 strokes your head. 17 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,240 They even kiss you till class VI. 18 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,040 And then, you, like an Emperor, bestow toffees to the whole class. 19 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,760 One for the losers 20 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,560 and two for the favorites. 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Actually four. 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,280 For the difficult task of distributing toffees, 23 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,800 you are assigned your favorite sidekick. 24 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:27,600 And when the entire school is braving boring periods, 25 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,720 you and your sidekick roam around 26 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,160 in empty corridors like bosses. 27 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,280 Everybody showers you with affection, 28 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,000 be it the teachers... 29 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:39,560 the principal, 30 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,200 and even... 31 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,040 the stuck-up P.T. teachers. 32 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,480 Then, there is a party in the evening, 33 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,800 where all your friends bring exciting gifts. 34 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,040 But in my life, this day never comes. 35 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,840 Because I was born on the Eighth of May. 36 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,080 The school is shut. 37 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,040 And all the friends go out. 38 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,040 The same old colony crowd will be there this time, too. 39 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,920 It'll be such a sad scene. 40 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,160 Your concepts are warped. 41 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,520 It's your birthday, right? 42 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,480 Get rid of your shorts and wear pants. 43 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,960 We'll go wherever you feel like. 44 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,560 We'll eat whatever you want. 45 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,280 And watch a film in a movie-hall. 46 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,440 The one we want. We'll have fun, man! 47 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,440 But it won't be so easy, man. 48 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,760 We'll have to walk a tightrope. 49 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:30,800 For the tickets, right? 50 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:32,960 For permission. 51 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,280 Yeah, man. 52 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,680 Mummy won't ever give permission right away. 53 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,480 She can't stand to see me this happy. 54 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,040 Why are moms like this, man? 55 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,800 They'll celebrate your birthday. 56 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:47,800 But won't let you celebrate. 57 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,520 If Mom doesn't pull me down, 58 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,800 I'd freely fly high like a kite in the sky. 59 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:58,640 But Mom, 60 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,240 keeps pulling me down like the string. 61 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,680 Stealing isn't wrong, 62 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,800 getting caught is. 63 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:41,800 So... 64 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,080 rule number one... 65 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,240 A golden chicken... 66 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,080 Rule number two... 67 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,320 Dad can't even tell if a hundred is missing. 68 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:30,920 But Mom, 69 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,680 can even sniff a twenty. 70 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,600 Even you used to steal, 71 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,080 and used to get caught too. 72 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,200 Lord! 73 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,200 Rule number three... 74 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,520 Stolen money is... 75 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,600 Harshu? 76 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,080 Yes, Dad? 77 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,760 You're over here? 78 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,000 I thought you came to our room right now. 79 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,320 What are you doing so late in the night? 80 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,040 You're solving sums? 81 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,240 Are you mad? 82 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,480 Go to sleep. 83 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,240 Dad, I tell you. 84 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:30,880 Hey. 85 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,200 They're teaching you Trigonometry in sixth grade itself? Cool! 86 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,920 Dad 87 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,360 I'm in the eight grade. 88 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,680 Dad is not father 89 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,040 He's farther. 90 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,640 So... 91 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,120 What was I saying? 92 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:50,960 Yes. 93 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,280 Rule number three... 94 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,280 Never keep stolen money in pockets. 95 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,440 Mummy will get her hands on it 96 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,360 and then get her hands on you. 97 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,960 Now, all I need to do is take permission from Dad. 98 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,240 And officially take 100-200 Rupees. 99 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,560 But for that I will have to get hold of Dad alone. 100 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,640 How much does he eat! 101 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,760 Eat faster. 102 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,960 Dad? 103 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,920 Dad? I needed some money. 104 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,080 OK. For what? 105 00:08:58,360 --> 00:08:59,560 My birthday's around the corner. 106 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:00,920 Oh, yes. 107 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,160 -How old are you now? -Thirteen! 108 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,720 Oh, wow, a teenager! 109 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,920 Grow a bit mentally, too. 110 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,440 Yes. 111 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,000 I'll go to Pritam's with my friends. 112 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,320 You're planning to go outside? 113 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:12,720 Did you ask Mom? 114 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,640 Yes, long back. 115 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,560 Did you ask Mom? 116 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,080 Yes. 117 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,400 She even said it's better and cheaper, too. 118 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,320 Only hundred rupees. 119 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,080 Are you mad? What would a hundred get you? 120 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,680 Take it when you need it. 121 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,600 But listen, what's most important is 122 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,080 going safely and returning safely. All right? 123 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,040 Dad's words kept echoing in my ears. 124 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,960 "What would a hundred get you?" 125 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,240 And here I am, 126 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,240 stealing money for the past three weeks for no reason. 127 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,360 Wow, son! 128 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,440 For three weeks? 129 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,960 You didn't prepare as much even for the annual frog race. 130 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,120 Well done, my son! 131 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,040 So, how much do we have? 132 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,640 We already have around 500. 133 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,280 Once Dad gives more, must be around thousand! 134 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,760 This is awesome, man. 135 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,720 No, listen... 136 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,760 When Dad gives you 500, 137 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:13,840 return 100. 138 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,800 Tell him, "Dad, I don't need as much." 139 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,600 He obviously won't take it back. 140 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,200 But our responsible behavior will also be evident. 141 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,440 Man, you're so intelligent. 142 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,640 One forty five. 143 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:27,920 What scale? 144 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,200 Let it be. 145 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:30,760 What I was saying is, 146 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,760 if we have so much money, 147 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,160 let's also call Viju. 148 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,760 He's our own kid. 149 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,840 We'll have fun tripling on Bullet and we'll even save on rickshaw money. 150 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,400 Yes. Awesome! Call him. 151 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,080 So I'll ask him to talk to you. 152 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,040 No, Shanky. You talk to him. 153 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,240 Don't even give him my number. 154 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,960 If Mom answers the phone, she'll boot me. 155 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,720 And I'll be the only one calling from today. 156 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,840 We'll talk one on one. 157 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,960 OK? You don't call. 158 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,440 I said I won't do anything. 159 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,720 Phone, letter, telegram, postcard, I won't do anything! Happy? 160 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,520 Just cause you've stolen five hundred bucks, 161 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,720 you think you can teach me? 162 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,560 Sorry, man. 163 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,360 OK, listen. 164 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,720 We'll watch the movie in Maan Prakash. 165 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,800 Why not in Raj Mandir? 166 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,080 It's on the outskirts of the city. 167 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,880 All deserted, we'll be safe. 168 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,600 But is Maan Prakash also playing Mrityudata? 169 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,240 Why would we watch Mrityudata? 170 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,200 It's Raja Hindustani that's playing at Maan Prakash. 171 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,560 We'll watch that. 172 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,720 But there's Bachchan in Mrityudata! 173 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,480 Amitabh Bachchan always makes senseless films. 174 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,680 I have buildings, property and bank balance and cars. 175 00:11:58,920 --> 00:11:59,760 What do you have? 176 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,560 I have my mother. 177 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,760 No house, no car, no bank balance, 178 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,760 and to top of that he has a mother. 179 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,720 Freakin' loser. 180 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,400 Yeah. 181 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,320 You're right. 182 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,440 Write it down. 183 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,160 Amitabh Bachchan won't last over a year or two. 184 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,280 Let's go for Raja Hindustani. 185 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,640 There's a smooch scene of Karishma Kapoor in the film. 186 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,640 A smooch? 187 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,280 The longest ever. 188 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,160 We'll get the front seats. 189 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,280 It'll be more fun. 190 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,680 Yes. 191 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,440 Karishma Kapoor is awesome, man. 192 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,040 She's just a bit older. 193 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,320 I wish she had a younger sister. 194 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,560 Harshu? 195 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,680 I'm coming, Mom! 196 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,600 Seems like Mom's heard everything. 197 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,640 Are you mad? 198 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,280 She hasn't heard a word. 199 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,840 You'll get your tickets by the end of the day. 200 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,120 Bye. 201 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,040 Mommy? 202 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,240 You called? 203 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,200 What happened here? 204 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,920 This? I was watering the plants. 205 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,920 Poor helpless creatures, withering away in the heat. 206 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,920 Oh, my child. Stop acting. 207 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,560 Go bring chickpeas from the market. 208 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,880 You're making chickpea tonight? 209 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,960 I haven't savoured your chickpea dish in such a long time! 210 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,480 I made them day before yesterday! 211 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,080 Anyway, they aren't for today. I'm soaking them for tomorrow. 212 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,840 It's my naughty's birthday tomorrow. I will make chaat. 213 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,080 I'll make you work on my birthday? 214 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,480 I'm going out to Pritam's with my friends tomorrow. I'll eat over there. 215 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,920 I've talked it all out with Dad. 216 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,560 Really? 217 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,520 And Dad gave you permission? 218 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,360 Yes, long back. 219 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,520 I should water some more. 220 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,160 Dabbu? 221 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,360 Go get chickpeas. 222 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,320 You gave Harshu the permission to go out? 223 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,000 What permission? 224 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,160 His birthday party. 225 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,600 To celebrate it with his friends at Pritam's. 226 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,560 Yes! 227 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,400 So what's the big deal? 228 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,560 Right. 229 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,320 Let him go to Pritam's today. 230 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,600 Tomorrow he'll go watch a movie with his friends. 231 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,080 Not that he studies anyways. 232 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,480 And gradually he'll pick up more bad habits. 233 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,680 This is the age kids take the wrong road. 234 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,560 Did you take out some change? 235 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,080 Harshu, wake up. 236 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,600 You'll keep sleeping even on your birthday? 237 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,640 Mom. 238 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,960 You're looking for me over there. 239 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,240 While I'm waiting for you over here. 240 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,080 Mom? 241 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,640 Take out my clothes. 242 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,320 I'm going to bathe. 243 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,680 Wow, my Bachchan. 244 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,080 You're going for a bath so early, birthday boy? 245 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,320 Happy birthday, my hero. 246 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:13,800 Go. 247 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,760 NAGRAJ 248 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,600 Taking a bath on your birthday is a different feeling. 249 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,600 Birthday. 250 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,600 The day you get to wear 'outside' clothes at home. 251 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,280 CHACHA CHAUDHARI AND PROFESSOR SHUTTLECOCK 252 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,200 Mom? 253 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,520 Mom, I'm hungry. 254 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,120 Happy birthday, Brother! 255 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,640 Mom? What are these decorations for? 256 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,840 Because it's my Harshu's birthday. 257 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,960 But I'm going to Pritam's. 258 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,920 I'm going to make better food than Pritam's. 259 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,840 With cashews, almonds, cheese, and butter. 260 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,920 But I've already told my friends. 261 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,280 So, call them home. 262 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,720 No. 263 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,400 Dad had said yes. 264 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,240 He never told me anything. 265 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,560 I'll just make you talk to him. 266 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,920 Let's decorate the birthday boy! 267 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,840 Let's decorate the birthday boy! 268 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,200 Let's decorate the birthday boy! 269 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,280 Let's decorate the birthday boy! 270 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,360 Dhwani! 271 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,680 Dad's not answering, man! 272 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,400 I'm going to his office. 273 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,440 Where will you go alone? 274 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,480 It's not safe outside. 275 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,520 You were sending me alone to get chickpeas yesterday. 276 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,520 Harshu! 277 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,720 Don't act stubborn on your birthday. 278 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,920 Which other day then? 279 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,720 I don't want to have the same old food- aloo tikki, dahi vade, chhole puri. 280 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,800 If you're so keen then why don't you put a stall outside? 281 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,920 Harshu! 282 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,120 Ill-mannered boy! 283 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,040 Your tantrums won't work here! 284 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,400 Go to your Pritam's! 285 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,200 You'll only get it when you start working! 286 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,840 You've become too brave! 287 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,000 There are other kids and there's you I've got! 288 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,240 You want to go out, right? 289 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,960 Go out! 290 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,800 My birthday has to be celebrated for their enjoyment not mine! 291 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,720 She'll call all the fat ladies of the neighbourhood, 292 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,280 to get compliment her cooking skills! 293 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,040 Sensex dropped, sir. 294 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,200 We just began to invest and this happened. 295 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,920 Sir, my wife beat me up and said I'm jinxed. 296 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,880 We lose where ever we invest. 297 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:40,400 -Calm down, your money isn't less. -But, hasn't the share market fallen? 298 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,640 -Mutual funds are invested in that only. -Absolutely not! 299 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,720 All the money from mutual funds are not invested only in the share market. 300 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,880 Didn't you want to buy that car, Mr. Mina? 301 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,160 -A Gypsy. -Yes, exactly. 302 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,760 Since your goal was short-term, your money was put into a safer scheme. Look! 303 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,040 Only 20% was invested in the share market. 304 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,480 -Oh... -Yeah! 305 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,680 What about ours? 306 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,760 You wanted to make a down payment for a house which is a long-term goal. so... 307 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,320 65% was invested. 308 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,440 Your retirement is quite far away so your entire money was invested. 309 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,080 Look, don't think about today. 310 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,600 These small variations keep happening. 311 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,800 You think about the future. 312 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,760 OK, tell me. How many years have you been married for? 313 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,800 Three years. 314 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,160 No... 315 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,200 Four years. 316 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,960 No, three years. It's three years. 317 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,080 You mean it's been three-four years you've been married, right? 318 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:41,320 Tell me, do you love you wife more now or did you love her more before? 319 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,400 Tell me! 320 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,640 -I don't want to tell it in front of him. -Go ahead, tell him... 321 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,360 All right, forget it. You guys fight, right? 322 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,920 It happens, but in the long run, love grows. 323 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,040 You won't remember these small hits. 324 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,640 You'll remember the love. 325 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,720 This is exactly the same. 326 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,480 You keep teaching us something so lovingly and there's always a call to interrupt. 327 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,160 Devender Gupta, Invest & Co. 328 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,240 Why did you tell Harshu he can go out? He's fighting with me! 329 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,840 -OK, I'll talk to him in the evening. -You come right now. 330 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,200 -Come right now! -How can I come now? 331 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,520 People here are worried about the share market crashing. 332 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,200 It's just your share market that's crashed, right? 333 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,920 There's chilli all over the potatoes here! 334 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,680 You better come over and talk to your son! 335 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,560 Stop with that! 336 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:43,800 Go and call him. 337 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,840 Harshu? 338 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,480 Come, let's go inside. 339 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,320 No. 340 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,480 Don't fill air in your mouth, let's fill it in the balloons. 341 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,520 What do you keep filling baloons for? 342 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,200 Do I look like a three-year old? 343 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,040 Oh, wow! Look at those balloons! It's red. 344 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,560 What a lovely cake! 345 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,200 Candles also look so nice! 346 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,240 Blow the candles! 347 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,240 Make a wish! 348 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,200 Why do they make us wish when they don't want to fulfill it? 349 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,280 They'll make me stand in the middle of their stupid friends, 350 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,960 play a Bappi Lahiri song 351 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,520 and then they wouldn't say, "Go dance", 352 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,720 they'll say, "Show us your dance". 353 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,840 I don't want to show uncles and aunties my dance! 354 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,840 I want to party with my own friends! 355 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,840 Even I find the dance a bit weird. 356 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,360 Whatever, man! 357 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,480 Come inside. 358 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,240 We've to get everything ready before the guests come. 359 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,080 Yes, we have to show the whole world what a great family we are. 360 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,120 If one of the members is a problem, doesn't mean the whole family is mad. 361 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,840 But the one with the problem should undertsand. 362 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:53,960 So, do understand. 363 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,880 Mom has called everyone, so you will have to celebrate. 364 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,160 Stop being so dramatic. 365 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,320 There's still time. 366 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,680 Call your friends. 367 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,600 And come inside. 368 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:07,920 Come on! 369 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,240 First, get the cordless. Go! 370 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,360 Hello, Shanky? 371 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,040 The plan is canceled. 372 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,920 And the film? 373 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,840 Yes, everything is canceled. 374 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,200 Mom? 375 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,200 Yeah, man. 376 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,680 Sorry, I'm canceling at the last minute. 377 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,560 It's not your fault, man. 378 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,520 Moms always create a blockade at the very last minute. 379 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,800 No worries. 380 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,840 We'll watch it on the VCR. 381 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,080 I'm going inside. 382 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,800 But I won't celebrate my birthday. 383 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,880 You're extremely stubborn. 384 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 It's heredity. 385 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,280 Hereditary. 386 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,240 Shanky is right. 387 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,080 For instance, look at Lord Krishna. 388 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,640 Despite the fact that he killed demon like Putana and Snake Kaliya 389 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,160 or the fact that he saved the entire village 390 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,480 by lifting a mountain on his finger. 391 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:31,880 Still his mom will still thrash him! 392 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,320 Just for eating extra butter. 393 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,840 That's it? 394 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,360 Moms are like remote controls. 395 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,720 They keep changing channels. 396 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,680 If you're studying, they say eat. 397 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,240 When you're eating, they say sleep. If you're sleeping, they say wake up. 398 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,440 And when you're awake, they say go study! 399 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,440 They won't let us do a thing peacefully. 400 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,360 And they want us to become world-class! 401 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,600 Newton, 402 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,680 Hitler, 403 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:10,600 Mowgli. 404 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,120 Why were they all so successful? 405 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,760 None of them had moms. 406 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,160 Your turn. 407 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,120 What's the hurry to be tall? 408 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,880 Kiddo, once you are taller than your mom, 409 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,440 the beatings stop. 410 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,040 You should be grateful, 411 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,640 you only had Yashoda to hit you. 412 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,640 Lord Ram had three moms. 413 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,360 Poor guy. 414 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,240 Today is not the day to be upset. 415 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,480 Come on. Eat something. 416 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,160 I'm not hungry. 417 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,480 How are you not hungry? 418 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:09,760 You haven't had anything since morning. 419 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:14,000 Give kids food they like, and make a fool out of them. 420 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,000 Control. 421 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,920 Don't spoil mood like this, Harshu. 422 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,120 You want to have Pritam's pani-puri, right? 423 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,680 So we'll order that! 424 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,040 Call all your friends. 425 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,080 Dabbu, order it. 426 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,760 Happy? 427 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,160 Here, it tastes really good. 428 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,880 Control. 429 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,440 Eat it now. 430 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:36,960 What kind of water do you want? 431 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,480 Sweet or spicy? 432 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,600 You want to go out with your friends, right? 433 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:45,920 Don't go today. 434 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,160 Go tomorrow. 435 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,160 All right? 436 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,280 I am Doga for the day and nobody cares. 437 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,440 Who will care tomorrow when I will be a mere Supandi 438 00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,800 See, it's the last year 439 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,440 that Devansh is here. Who knows where will he be in the future. 440 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,600 Then how will you ever celebrate your birthday with him? 441 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,680 Come on, have it. 442 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,040 Keep sitting here. 443 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,640 Don't celebrate your birthday! 444 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,360 I went through so much labor pains to see days like these! 445 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,920 You must have already heard the upcoming audio. 446 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,440 Once you become parents... 447 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,520 Then we'll see. 448 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,760 Wake up early morning and slog like a slave for them... 449 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,560 And in return this is what I get to hear. 450 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,280 What would have been better is if a man... 451 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,320 Never had kids. 452 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,680 Leave it, man. 453 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,160 Tell me... 454 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,640 what do I have to do? 455 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,520 Drama queen. 456 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,520 It's hereditary. 457 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,000 Go and get changed. 458 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,520 Now hurry up and get on with work. 459 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,400 Give me the diary, I'll call his friends. 460 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,240 Here, kids. 461 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,160 OK... Here you go. 462 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,440 Please, have some. 463 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:36,800 I've made these at home. 464 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,320 Hello! Good evening! 465 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,320 How are you? 466 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,960 You're right on time. 467 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,160 Hello, son. How tall he's become! 468 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,040 Go on. Harshu's over there. 469 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,880 Please, come. 470 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,400 Good evening. 471 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,960 Good evening. 472 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,640 Good evening. 473 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,400 The chaat tastes so good. 474 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,800 Not at all, it just took me ten minutes! 475 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,840 -Good evening. -Good evening. 476 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,480 You here? 477 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,880 Sorry, I actually didn't know it was your birthday. 478 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,480 Aunty had called, so... 479 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,680 Actually, I had told Mom to call everyone. 480 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,040 I didn't get any call. 481 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,200 Actually, my mom wouldn't have send me alone, so... 482 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,320 She does the right thing. 483 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,480 It's not safe actually. 484 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,440 And because of the hurry, I wasn't able to get you a gift so here... 485 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,280 You, too. Hi. 486 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:48,960 Thanks, man. 487 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,920 This is my first birthday so... 488 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,120 Have some? 489 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,240 Why do you invest in Sensex? 490 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,440 -Better invest in NIFTY. -What? 491 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,080 Where were you? 492 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,240 I actually got late at work. 493 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,240 Make a wish. 494 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,480 Come on. 495 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,640 Come on, son. 496 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,000 Show us your dance! 497 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,520 Vidya, go dance. 498 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,880 Shall I begin talks with Mrs. Rangnath? 499 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,480 You've been watching too many films. 500 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,160 Darpan danced really well. 501 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,600 -Some of his steps were really funny. -Very funny. 502 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,560 And please say thanks to Aunty for inviting me. 503 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,440 This was the first birthday party of the year. 504 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,600 Why? 505 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,240 Actually, it gets late at night. So my mom doesn't let me go. 506 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,480 But Aunty said that Uncle would drop me. 507 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,160 That's why I was allowed. 508 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,680 Come on, kids. 509 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,840 Yes, Uncle. 510 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,040 Shanky's right! 511 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,560 As I told you before, 512 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,680 all your concepts are messed up. 513 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,200 It seems as if the string is pulling down the kite. 514 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,680 But that's not what it is. 515 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,840 It's the string that provides support. 516 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,280 Without it, the kite would flutter for a bit 517 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,880 but after that straight down. 518 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,960 No way! 519 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,760 Mom would never let the kite fall down. 520 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,640 Mom! 521 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,720 What is this?