1 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:05,797 Look at that. Dogs in the diner. 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:08,342 Where are we, Paris? 3 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:12,554 Because if we are, I'm gonna stop wearing deodorant. 4 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,724 Did you guys see that adorable dog? 5 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:19,561 The one leaking rabies all over the table while people are trying to eat? 6 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:23,315 He's allowed to be in here. He's her registered emotional companion. 7 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:26,652 Her registered full-of—crap what? 8 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:30,531 He's got one of those official vests that says, "don't pet me, I'm working." 9 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,325 I have a shirt that says, "federal bikini inspector"... 10 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:36,578 But there is simply no such branch of the U.S. government. 11 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,542 Hi. 80, uh, what the hell is this? 12 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,169 Excuse me? I don't understand. 13 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:47,589 - Dogs aren't allowed in the diner. - Oh, he's legally allowed to be here. 14 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,883 He's my registered emotional companion. 15 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,387 You mean you don't have a boyfriend? 16 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,514 No, I suffer from anxiety. 17 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,933 You mean you don't wanna eat alone? 18 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,060 No, I have a note from a doctor. 19 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,689 You mean you have a printer and the Internet? 20 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:06,358 Admit it and the dog can stay. 21 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,861 It's really hard meeting guys. 22 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:14,366 There's a good boy. I'll get you a cookie. 23 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,259 Is it just me, or does han sound kind of sexy... 24 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,595 When he speaks Korean? 25 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,435 Looks like han, sounds like Barry white. 26 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,940 Who was that, han? Do you have a hot new Korean girlfriend? 27 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,110 Someone who likes you and is a $1 .50 for the first minute... 28 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:54,740 - And $2 for each additional minute? - I was talking to my mother. 29 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,118 So yes? 30 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,288 I was not talking hot. I was apologizing. 31 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,081 She's still angry I left home. 32 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,959 She thinks I am free-wheeling American who takes drugs... 33 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,504 And has intercourse with dirty Kardashian. 34 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:14,635 Does she know you buy your sweaters at build-a-bear? 35 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,180 Well, I don't know a lot about the Korean culture... 36 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:21,767 But maybe you should stand up for yourself and stop apologizing. 37 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,102 Yeah, what do you even have to apologize for? 38 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,147 You must have been the easiest birth ever. 39 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:30,150 She could've coughed you into a catcher's mitt. 40 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,784 - I'm making a cappuccino, want one? - Nope. 41 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:42,829 I can't have any caffeine, I'm doing a drug trial tomorrow. 42 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,499 Max, not one of those places where they use you... 43 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,669 To test for side effects of new drugs that go on the market? 44 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,798 Or as I like to call it: Getting paid $500 to, uh, roll the side-effects dice... 45 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,759 And hope it lands on hallucinations. 46 00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:00,013 I would never do something like that. I consider my body a temple. 47 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:04,685 Didn't I see your temple eat a bag of flamin' hot cheetos two nights ago? 48 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:09,856 And that was a huge mistake. I still have a little burny heinie. 49 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,360 And besides, think of all the people... 50 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,363 Who are lowering their cholesterol safely because of me. 51 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,032 Or people who aren't taking klamitra because of me. 52 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,911 - I never heard of klamitra. - You're welcome. 53 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,538 I know klamitra. 54 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,666 Sexy black woman who teaches my spin class. 55 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,838 Uh, hello. Uh, maybe you can help me. I'm looking for Caroline Channing. 56 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,048 I have a legal matter to discuss with her. 57 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,008 Never heard of her, never seen her. 58 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:40,053 - Mr. Hutchinson? - Never took an oath. 59 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,681 Oh, my god. 60 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:46,184 Mr. Hutchinson. I haven't seen you since my father's scandal broke... 61 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,812 And they were dragging you out of your law offices. 62 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:54,109 Can I hug you? I mean, it's been so long since I've seen anyone from my old life. 63 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,402 But, uh, not too hard. 64 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,239 Uh, ever since the scandal, I've had the acid reflux. 65 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,452 - Didn't you use to be taller? - No. 66 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,078 Prouder. 67 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,749 Oh, uh, Mr. Hutchinson, this is my friend Max. 68 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,752 Max, this is Leo hutchinson, one of my father's attorneys. 69 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:15,922 Aah. I've never known a lawyer who wasn't court-appointed for me. 70 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:20,761 Except for the ones on law and order. Have you ever been on that show? 71 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,430 No, I'm a real lawyer. 72 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,475 You look like someone who was on that show. 73 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,771 Are you sure you didn't represent the woman who ate her child? 74 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:35,400 I've never represented anyone who ate their child. 75 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,860 On law and order. 76 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,988 Caroline... 77 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,741 I'm sorry to drag you into this... 78 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,910 But the prosecutor is asking for you... 79 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,288 To give a deposition regarding your father's case. 80 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:52,292 Anything I can do to help? I'm pretty courtroom savvy. 81 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:57,172 I mean, I haven't seen every episode of law and order, just, like, 400 of them. 82 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,133 For instance, the, uh, judge's hammer... 83 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,636 Not called a "hammer." 84 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,679 Reflux. Ugh. 85 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:08,809 I just... I need to take a rylindia. 86 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,685 Oh, rylindia. Does that work? 87 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,313 You're welcome. 88 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:18,193 Well, thank you for coming all the way out here. 89 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,654 I'm in good hands with you representing me. 90 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,864 Uh, well, Caroline, as much as I would love... 91 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,493 To help you and your legal associate here, uh... 92 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,662 The firm won't let me do it for free. 93 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,706 I mean, your father's case bankrupted us, practically. 94 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,501 And my standard rate is 1100 an hour. 95 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,337 You know I don't have that kind of money. 96 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:41,341 Last week, I gave myself a bikini wax with duct tape I stole from the diner. 97 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,178 - I'm gonna need another rylindia. - Max: Oh. 98 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:50,725 Don't take two of those unless you wanna have an orgasm every time you yawn. 99 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:56,022 Heh, heh. You're welcome again. 100 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,861 Mr. Hutchinson, I need you to do this. 101 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,864 You can make this go away as easily as possible. 102 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:08,368 Please don't make me beg. The floor is gross and my skirt's too short. 103 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:11,329 Counselor, I am going to need to take miss Channing... 104 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:15,041 And have a sidebar over near the "bar" bar. 105 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,754 How fun is this, by the way? I'm like your lawyer now. 106 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,215 Oh, real fun. About as fun as that bikini wax. 107 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:26,219 And then I had to spend $14 on neosporin. 108 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,724 Don't worry, I know how you can make $500 in one night. 109 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,184 I've been telling her that since she got here. 110 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:39,024 Max, I'm not doing a drug trial. Besides, it's not enough money, anyway. 111 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:43,570 No, but afterl put in my $500, plus, we take a hundred from the cupcake fund... 112 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:44,905 You would do that for me? 113 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,450 I always thought we'd have to use cupcake money... 114 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:51,870 To get us out of a legal problem. I thought it'd be for you. 115 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,080 Me too. 116 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,041 Welcome aboard, drug buddy. 117 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,547 I can't believe I'm doing a drug trial. 118 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,091 I won't even use stevia. 119 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,762 It'll be fun. Just think of it as a middle school sleepover. 120 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,722 But with drugs. 121 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:14,059 Yeah, a middle school sleepover. 122 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,480 So when you did this before, you never got any side effects, right? 123 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:22,400 Well, no negative ones. I used to be an a-cup. 124 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,738 Caroline: Wow. Everybody looks so normal. 125 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,449 This is more like sorority row than skid row. 126 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:30,951 Hi, I'm Katie. 127 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:35,163 There's three to a room and I was wondering if you have chosen a roomie? 128 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,831 Wait, there's three in a room? 129 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,417 Yeah, I know, you wanna be careful who you get. 130 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,294 Anyways, I'm a self-mutilator... 131 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,965 And I was wondering if you could keep an eye on me. 132 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,426 Just wrestle anything out of my hands that's sharp. 133 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:52,013 Uh, you know what, Katie? We are self-mutilators too. 134 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,599 So, uh, we kind of have our hands full. 135 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:59,479 Yeah, we're gonna be super busy self-mutilating ourselves. 136 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,231 No worries. 137 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,609 Max, you should've told me about the bed situation. 138 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,028 Untested experimental drugs is one thing... 139 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:10,031 But three to a room, that's barbaric. 140 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,993 It'll be fine. We just have to pick the right girl. 141 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,454 What about, uh, the one in the raincoat? 142 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,541 She looks stuck-up, like she'd talk about herself all night. 143 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,835 Yeah, we already got one of those. 144 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,131 What about, uh...? 145 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,632 What about Bob Marley shirt? 146 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,051 She looks like she smells. 147 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,139 Confirmed. 148 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,975 Right there. That's who we want. 149 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,978 She looks smart and like she'd mind her own business. 150 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:43,148 Hey. What are you up to? 151 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,526 Nothing, just minding my own business. 152 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,361 Hey, wanna be our roommate? 153 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:52,490 I just said yes to a self-mutilator, but I can get out of it. 154 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,201 She probably loves rejection. 155 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,039 All right, ladies, listen up. 156 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,082 - Hey, Max. - Hi, Toby. 157 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,918 Heads-up. Me, her and, uh... Excuse me, what's your name? 158 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,713 It's cool. We don't have to do, like, the name thing. 159 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,507 Pfft. Girl after my own heart. We're roommates. 160 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:13,762 Got it. Now, since most of you have done this before, I'll make it quick. 161 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,555 Half of you will get a placebo. 162 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,516 The other half will be testing a new drug called gladiva. 163 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,936 And no, that's not my stage name down at the clubs. 164 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:29,069 Okay, possible side effects may occur over the next 24 to 48 hours. 165 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,696 They are, drum roll, please... 166 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:36,284 Headaches, vomiting, flatulence, tongue-swelling, suicidal thoughts. 167 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,369 I'm having some right now. 168 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,789 - Itw. - Inability to walk. 169 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:44,459 Mm. I hope we get that. That's the only thing that's gonna keep me here. 170 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:47,420 - And ru. - Relentless urination. 171 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,632 Fatigue, seizures, camel toe. 172 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,054 I'm kidding. That's myjoke. 173 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:01,226 - That's his joke. - Good, because I was out the door. 174 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:06,106 - Also tg, eb, ccs. - You want me to explain those to you? 175 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,358 Not until you see one happening to me. 176 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,612 Anal leakage. 177 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,574 The grande dame of side effects. 178 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,914 Well, bottoms up. 179 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:26,292 Max, don't say that after "anal leakage." 180 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:34,008 See, this is fun. Getting paid to eat cookies and play the game of life. 181 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,927 - Your turn. - What's the point? 182 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,679 Clearly I've already lost... 183 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,683 Because I'm sitting in a drug trial waiting for my a to I. 184 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,187 Well, if your a does start to I, you're on the bottom bunk. 185 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,273 I gotta pee. 186 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,194 What? 187 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,447 Hmm, probably nothing, but she might be experiencing ru. 188 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,284 - What's that again? - Relentless urination. 189 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,077 She just said she had to pee. 190 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,298 Yeah, that's relentless. 191 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,222 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 192 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,350 Ru sure? 193 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,146 Okay, your turn to spin. 194 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:31,316 No more games. I wanna be prepared for this deposition. 195 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,860 Can you read me the questions Mr. Hutchinson sent? 196 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:40,158 - "State your full name." - Caroline wesbox Channing. 197 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,827 Your middle name is wesbox? 198 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:47,540 - It was my grandfather's name. - It also might be a side effect. 199 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,668 "I just slept with a dude who gave me wesbox." 200 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,171 Max, can you just ask me the next question? 201 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,673 "Do you have any knowledge of investor capital... 202 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,344 From the Channing investment group being transferred to banks?" 203 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,929 I had no knowledge of it. 204 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,681 - You're boring. - I'm boring? 205 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,935 I'm just saying, I'd change the channel. This is a bad one. 206 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,103 Max, it's not law and order. 207 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,606 Pfft. I'll say it isn't. 208 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,608 Well, you've gotta give them something. 209 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,528 Open your shirt, hike up your skirt, show them your wesbox. 210 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:21,699 "Did you know anything about your father illegally siphoning funds?" 211 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,202 - No. - "Have you ever had any conversations... 212 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,704 With your father regarding said transactions?" 213 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,707 - No. - "Is your ass leaking right now?" 214 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:57,902 How we doing, ladies? Any side effects? 215 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,619 Max. Are you awake? 216 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,121 Max? 217 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,666 Quiet, you're gonna wake up pissy spacek. 218 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,169 I can't sleep. My heart keeps racing. 219 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,922 You should tell Toby. It's probably a side effect. 220 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,968 No, I'm nervous. I can't stop thinking about the deposition and my father. 221 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,428 Can I come down and talk? 222 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:27,056 Not a great time. I kind of have people over. 223 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,976 Get in here. What's wrong? 224 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,270 I'm scared about tomorrow. 225 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,690 I'm scared I'm gonna say the wrong thing and make things worse. 226 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,943 Look, answer the questions as carefully as they suggested... 227 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,655 And then throw in a wink, forget to wear panties, he'll be fine. 228 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,034 That's the thing. The questions don't say anything about my father. 229 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,869 They're so cut-and-dry. 230 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,788 They're only asking me about things I know nothing about. 231 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,291 They're not interested in the things I do know. 232 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,502 That he's warm and funny and generous and loving. 233 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,298 Like when he and I would take our plane to our chalet in deer valley... 234 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,467 Stop. You might as well rephrase that to: 235 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:06,304 "When he and I would take our guilty to our guilty in guilty valley." 236 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,807 Every morning, before we went skiing, he would get up really early... 237 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,310 And make me snowflake cinnamon French toast. 238 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,644 That sounds amazing. 239 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,731 And as he dusted the cinnamon and sugar on top, he'd say: 240 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:20,401 "Look, sweetheart, it's snowing. Snowing just for you." 241 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,237 And then he'd cut it into these little pieces... 242 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,741 See, I can't even get the words out. No one will ever hear them. 243 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:30,244 - No one will know. - I'll know. I heard them. 244 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,165 Another round? 245 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,835 Yeah, I'm just gonna bring my pillow in there. 246 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,006 Don't think gladiva's gonna make it to the market. 247 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,055 We'll be doing the deposition in here. 248 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:53,184 Oh, wow, this is exactly how it looks on law and order. Ooh, ooh. 249 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,604 The tiny typewriter where the actress who never gets to speak sits. 250 00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:00,274 Leo, Leo. Take my picture near the tiny typewriter. 251 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,281 Ladies, ladies, we only have an hour. 252 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,034 We're already behind because you were late so... 253 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,245 We had to stop at the check-cashing place. 254 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,581 Yeah, and then a store to get diapers for a friend. 255 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,544 There. One thousand dollars. 256 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,588 No fuss and, luckily, no muss. 257 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,966 - Max, do you have the hundred? - Yeah. 258 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:31,556 Uh, 40, 60, 80, 90, five, six, seven. 259 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,894 One hundred. 260 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,774 Mr. Hutchinson, are you having reflux? 261 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:47,113 No, it just became clear to me what I do for a living. 262 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,201 Okay, uh, Caroline if you're ready, I can bring them in. 263 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:56,164 Remember, just stick to the questions and don't embellish. 264 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,292 I prepped her last night, Leo. 265 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,668 All right, let's go, Max. 266 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:04,505 Actually, I want her to stay. I'm nervous and she makes me feel better. 267 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:08,009 Yes, I'm her registered emotional companion. 268 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:12,555 Well, this is a legal proceeding and that's a highly unusual request. 269 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,766 - But not improbable. We googled it. - She's allowed to have... 270 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,145 An emotional companion as long as both attorneys agree. 271 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,732 Well, I graduated top of my class at Harvard... 272 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,818 But since you googled it, I'll try to make that happen. 273 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,949 No. I am unaware of any of the transactions you just mentioned. 274 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,534 Thank you, miss Channing. 275 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,953 If you'll bear with me a little while longer... 276 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,331 I have a couple more pertinent questions. 277 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,668 Your voice is unbelievable. 278 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,964 You could be on law and order. 279 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,676 Max. Ugh. 280 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,642 Miss Channing, do you have any knowledge... 281 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,103 Of embezzlement taking place at the Channing investment group? 282 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:08,236 No. I had no knowledge of any such interactions. Heh. 283 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,196 Could you repeat that? 284 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,373 You're having a side effect. Tongue-swelling. Ts. 285 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,210 All right, counselor, give us one second. What is going on? 286 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,879 We took drugs. 287 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,090 Did she just say, "we took drugs"? 288 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,759 Very good, Leo. You must play charades. 289 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,262 Look, we did a drug trial to get money for this. 290 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,138 What's the holdup, counselor? 291 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,975 Just give her water, I had this once. It goes away in an hour. 292 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,270 You said you never had any side effects. 293 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,607 Oh, please. I died once. I just didn't wanna scare you. 294 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,654 Miss Channing, are you aware of any accounts opened... 295 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,407 Under any names other than your father's? 296 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,912 - Just drink the water. - One sec. 297 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,044 Max: Does anyone have a napkin or a bib? 298 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,381 Eleven-hundred dollars, you gotta have a bib around somewhere. 299 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,175 All right, what's going on here? 300 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:19,682 Uh, I was just, uh, informed my client was part of a drug test within the last 24 hours. 301 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,642 Drug test, Leo? 302 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,811 That's a good one. 303 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,147 Just another rich girl on drugs. 304 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,275 Get her into rehab and we'll have to reschedule. 305 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,403 - We'll have to do this another time. - No, no, no. 306 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:36,365 No, no. She's right. We don't have the money to do this another time. 307 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,744 Look, I can tell you right now she does not know anything. 308 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,455 She doesn't know about the money, the transactions. 309 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,582 She doesn't know anything about anything. 310 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,835 We are paid up for three more minutes and we are gonna use them. 311 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,921 She can't talk, but I know what she would wanna say. 312 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,924 Ladies and gentlemen of the room... 313 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,220 She would want you to know who her father really is. 314 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,014 He used to make her snow toast. 315 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:05,645 And in her words, he was funny, smart and a generous lover. 316 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:14,111 - Generous and loving. - Oh, sorry, yes, yes. 317 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,529 Generous and loving. 318 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,992 Now, I don't know her father and I have never met him... 319 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:24,455 And I'd like you to put that on record, actress who's never allowed to talk... 320 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,042 But I do know her, and she's an amazing person. 321 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:32,755 And her father raised her alone, so he must be an amazing person too. 322 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,924 Well... 323 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,426 That accomplished nothing. 324 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,762 Counselor, what do we do here? 325 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:45,601 We take a short recess till she can speak... 326 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,354 And resume the deposition, on me. 327 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,856 Because her father is an amazing guy. 328 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,650 And... 329 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,152 That's what they would do on law and order. 330 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,198 Fine. We'll break for an hour. 331 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,244 Seriously, you sound like a superhero's boss. 332 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,083 Max, you're the best. 333 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,544 I know. I did pretty good, right? 334 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,754 I should have gone to law school. 335 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,965 Or high school. 336 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,933 Permission to enter the judge's chambers? 337 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,268 Permission granted. 338 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,186 Excuse the tubs of blue cheese. 339 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,481 They're being held as evidence in the case against eating here. 340 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,817 I wanted to thank you for everything you did. 341 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,028 I know you were gonna buy yourself a treat with the money... 342 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,822 Yeah, like drugs. 343 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,616 So I got you a little something. 344 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,660 It's the complete law and order box set. 345 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,078 No way. 346 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,707 That's not a little something, that's like $500. 347 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,709 Or 30 on the subway. 348 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,044 And the guy said most of them are in English. 349 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,130 Awesome. 350 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,423 Freezer adjourned.