1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:03,003 [rock music] 2 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:07,485 Max, over here in our white trash window. 3 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:09,879 I need help with the shower. 4 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,054 [sighs] All right, Chestnut, 5 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,316 we're heading to work soon. 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,492 You know the rules: No R-rated movies, 7 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:18,366 no sugary snacks, and I want you standing up asleep by 11:00. 8 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:20,846 [grunting] 9 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,587 What's the problem? 10 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,111 I can't turn it on. 11 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,329 Well, drop your towel and tell it 12 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:26,548 it's got a big nozzle. 13 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:27,505 [chuckles] 14 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,203 Did you even do a rat check? 15 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:31,074 Yes. Theodore is gone. 16 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:34,164 Even he got a better apartment. 17 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:37,863 Max, remind me, what separates us from homeless people? 18 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,604 We're not as tan. 19 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:42,259 Oh, yeah, we have a sometimes functioning shower 20 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:43,695 and that sweet shower curtain. 21 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:46,829 Hmm, which was gifted to us by a homeless person 22 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:50,006 who no longer needed his cape. 23 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,573 All right. 24 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:54,402 That should do it. 25 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:58,580 [pipes groaning] 26 00:00:58,623 --> 00:00:59,972 [groaning stops] 27 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:02,279 Hey, why'd the sound stop? 28 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,108 That's weird. 29 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:12,115 [screaming] 30 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:13,377 Ah! 31 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,598 - All right. All right. - Ugh. 32 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,600 Ugh. [groans] 33 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,212 [gasps] 34 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,997 Well, I got it turned on. 35 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:28,175 [horse snorts] 36 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:29,914 What's that, buddy? 37 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,440 It doesn't get any sadder? 38 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,444 [Peter Bjorn and John] ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 39 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,185 [cash register bell dings] 40 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:43,320 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 41 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:50,893 Well, well, well, Caroline, 42 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:55,202 I didn't know it was "bring your boyfriend to work" day. 43 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:58,466 Even our shower head is broke, Earl. 44 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:00,729 We got blasted with rusty water 45 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:03,906 and something thick. 46 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,299 Ugh, oh. 47 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,778 I feel so dirty. 48 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:09,346 Stop. We showered at Sophie and Oleg's. 49 00:02:09,389 --> 00:02:12,393 That's why I feel dirty. 50 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:14,177 There was a rubber ducky in there who looked like 51 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:18,007 he'd seen some really messed up stuff. 52 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,096 Look, we will do what we always do 53 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:23,186 when we need a new appliance or a fishnet body stocking. 54 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,188 We'll ask Oleg. [bell rings] 55 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:28,974 Did somebody say fishnet body stocking? 56 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:31,368 Hey, everybody! 57 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,156 I'm going green, 58 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,853 and I don't just mean my eye shadow. 59 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:42,988 Yup, I'm getting my body ready for pregnancy 60 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:47,776 with healthy eating and less smoked meats. 61 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:51,258 I think going green is more about the environment, Sophie. 62 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,650 Oh, yeah? 63 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:56,305 And how many babies have you had, Caroline? 64 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:59,004 Sophie, I wish I were that fetus. 65 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,223 I'm jealous of anything that 66 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:04,836 gets to be inside you for nine months. 67 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,709 You know, Oleg, since Sophie's doing a food cleanse, 68 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:10,407 maybe you could do a cleanse for your potty mouth. 69 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:11,930 I like that idea. 70 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:14,977 Since I'm changing for a baby, you should too. 71 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:18,850 From now on, everything you say should be G-rated. 72 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:22,680 Yeah, but the G doesn't stand for 'gina. 73 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:28,599 So I'm supposed to serve bone-in rib eye and pulled pork 74 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:32,908 and not make any comparison to my junk? 75 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:36,999 Well, I'll be over here eating healthy in my booth. 76 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:42,178 Max, what are we gonna do without a working shower? 77 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,094 Where will I cry? 78 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:48,315 And where will I hide from you? 79 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,230 Girls, if you need a shower, 80 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,579 there are wonderful facilities at my new gym. 81 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:55,670 Well, they obviously have child care. 82 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:58,890 They even give me a 6:15 wake-up call every morning, 83 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:02,416 so I can make it to my ideal body workout. 84 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,374 I'll give you a wake-up call right now. 85 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,550 Sleep in. 86 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:09,684 With that body, nothing's gonna work out. 87 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:13,514 Well, I have two "friends and family" one-day passes 88 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,777 that I've been saving for my parents' trip, 89 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:18,257 but last month they littered in Korea, 90 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:20,564 so they're in jail. 91 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:23,263 Hey, I found something green on here. 92 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:26,831 Two pistachio ice creams, please. 93 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:27,963 Sophie, I'm not sure I-- 94 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:30,835 Just bring me something green, bitch. 95 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:33,838 [rock music] 96 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:35,797 ♪ 97 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,581 [exhaling sharply] 98 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,409 Max, are you in here? 99 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,281 Ah, only lady here 100 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:44,414 has been in the shower a long time. 101 00:04:44,457 --> 00:04:46,416 This isn't yours, is it? 102 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:49,332 Nope, and I'm guessing it's not yours either. 103 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:53,075 It is now. 104 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,685 Girl, 105 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:57,949 why didn't you tell me a shower could be this good? 106 00:04:57,993 --> 00:04:59,690 I didn't think you'd believe me, 107 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:03,259 like when I told you they make hangers just for pants. 108 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,348 Have you been in there this whole time? 109 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,959 I got out to pee a couple times. 110 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:11,528 Then I didn't get out to pee a couple times. 111 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,965 While you were meeting water for the first time, 112 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,619 I took three classes: 113 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,795 Body Rocket with Papo, 114 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,929 Flex Flow with Nat, and Ab Attack with Abby, 115 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:26,369 and I just signed up for Celtic Hip-Hop with Devandre O'Brien. 116 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:30,199 Yo, can you fit these bad boys in your purse? 117 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:33,724 And, uh, don't forget my new hat. 118 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:37,467 I'll make room for them next to the hand towels. 119 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:38,816 [combination pad beeping] 120 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:44,387 Ah, good for you, mami. 121 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,693 So I said to my nanny, 122 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,695 "Just take her to the emergency room. 123 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,740 "I cannot miss my workout with Brian 124 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,829 because Harlow ate a jar of Play-Doh." 125 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,135 [scoffs] 126 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:57,313 FYI, bottomless shaving cream in the shower. 127 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:01,665 Gave myself a Santa beard. 128 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,494 Hi, I wasn't listening in-- all this tile, 129 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,757 your voices really carry. 130 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,672 Who's Brian, and what's this amazing class 131 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,108 you're talking about? 132 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:11,980 YBBBB with Brian. 133 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:14,896 Yoga Booty Ballet Boxing and Beyond, 134 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:17,289 and it's beyond. 135 00:06:17,332 --> 00:06:18,987 What studio is it in? 136 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:20,205 I'll go. Max? 137 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:23,207 There's no Max here! 138 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:25,385 [rock music] 139 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:29,301 [machine whirring] 140 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:32,217 One Ab Blast Immune Boost with banana. 141 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:33,480 Anyone else? 142 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,873 Excuse me. 143 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,440 Excuse me. 144 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:40,400 Can a brother get some bee pollen? 145 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,141 Thank you, Brian. 146 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:44,447 Are you sure you haven't taken 147 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,710 Yoga Booty Ballet Boxing and Beyond before? 148 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:48,712 'Cause it's like your booty just instinctively knew 149 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:49,887 how to go beyond. 150 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,802 [chuckles] 151 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:54,892 Oh, hello, Caroline, and you're Brian. 152 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:57,591 I've seen your trainer photo on the wall. 153 00:06:57,634 --> 00:07:00,463 I guess it wasn't retouched as I assumed. 154 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,642 Brian, wait up. 155 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:09,298 Did you forget we're doing 30 days of sweaty selfies? 156 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:10,430 Can I buy you a juice? 157 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:12,475 And make out with you? 158 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:15,478 Joke, I'm kinda married. 159 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,784 Yeah. [chuckles] 160 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:19,177 Caroline, how about I create a juice for you 161 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,571 that will optimize your workout? 162 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,399 Has he ever bought us a juice? 163 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,097 No, and we bought him a car. 164 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:31,102 Schiller, dude, give me a life boost. 165 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:34,105 Schiller, I'll have the life boost as well. 166 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:35,150 Schiller. 167 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:37,805 Am I saying that right? Schiller. 168 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,459 Will you be in class tomorrow? 169 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:40,764 I'd love to see your flying lotus. 170 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,810 [chuckles] My lotus only has 171 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:44,942 a one-day pass, and it doesn't fly, 172 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:47,205 it takes the bus. 173 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:48,511 Not anymore. 174 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:51,122 I got us jobs at the juice bar. 175 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,995 We can take all the classes and showers we want. 176 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,866 I told them I had juicing experience-- 177 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:59,653 not a lie if you count the week I dated Lance Armstrong. 178 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,615 Earl, this one shower, 179 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:08,400 the water comes at you from every angle, 180 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:11,969 and not because sewage is backing up. 181 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:14,319 You do seem happier, Max. 182 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,365 You're even kinda smiling. 183 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:20,108 How high are you right now? 184 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,719 No, I am totally clean. 185 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,068 Literally. 186 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:27,332 Showered Max is a pleasure to be around. 187 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:31,162 Also, she's much less itchy. 188 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:34,164 Hello, I'm a member of Physique Total Body. 189 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:36,907 Swipe, swipe, swipe. 190 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:41,825 I love belonging to a place where not everyone's allowed. 191 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,392 Hey, everybody! 192 00:08:43,434 --> 00:08:46,917 No, it's not fitness nut Jane Fonda. 193 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,876 It's Sophie Kuchenski! 194 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:54,316 Yep, and everything about me is healthy and green. 195 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,665 Hey, Sophie, since you're being green, 196 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:58,059 we brought you a Green Genie from our gym. 197 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:02,019 Oh, you did? 198 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,847 Ah. 199 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:07,372 Uh, thanks a lot, Caroline. 200 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,678 We don't really know what's in it. 201 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:11,681 We're not good at our jobs there either. 202 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:15,337 Aw, look at that. I'm really proud of her, girls. 203 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:19,515 Suck it down, baby, but not in a sexual way. 204 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:29,220 This is delicious. 205 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:32,572 I love it, yeah. 206 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,314 Ah. Oh. 207 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:42,059 I love this drink so much, 208 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,061 I'm gonna take it to the bathroom, 209 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,673 and I'm gonna love it in there. 210 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,157 [gasps] 211 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:56,204 Don't touch anything. 212 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:59,424 Hey, look. It's the Oldsen twins. 213 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,252 Did you tell them we worked here? 214 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,037 My diner uniform fell out of my gym bag, 215 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:07,128 and they didn't believe I was a stewardess on Air Yugoslavia. 216 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,261 Hey, gym buddies. 217 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,828 Oh, we don't need to order. 218 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,614 We don't eat. 219 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,964 Well, you've come to the right place. 220 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:20,054 And thanks again for turning me on to Brian's class. 221 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:23,840 I'm glad you like it, but...Jodie? 222 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:27,757 Yeah, you can't take it anymore. 223 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:31,543 So...yeah. 224 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,762 Why not? 225 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,242 Brian likes you, 226 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:37,027 which we totally don't understand, 227 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,421 but...Jodes? 228 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,205 Yeah. 229 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:44,252 We don't want to share him. 230 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:47,385 He's all we have. 231 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,952 So... 232 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,346 yeah. 233 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,174 You two are married with children. 234 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:57,482 Exactly. Brian is all we have. 235 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,746 We can make it really uncomfortable 236 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:00,834 for you at the gym, 237 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,836 and people are already talking 238 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,968 about your discount yoga pants. 239 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:08,145 So...yeah. [scoffs] 240 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:13,194 Oh, you're not the only person in here who can be threatening. 241 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:16,023 Let me go get my threatening friend. 242 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:19,243 Max. Max, go over there and give them the dagger eyes. 243 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,681 You know, the ones that gave Han the twitch. 244 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,639 This one? 245 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,780 Uh, what is that? 246 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,042 No. 247 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,217 That's like a smile. 248 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,306 You don't smile. Cut it out. 249 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,003 Max, hurry, give them the face. 250 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,223 Hey, ladies, look. 251 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,537 We don't know what that means. 252 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,410 So...yeah. [chuckles] 253 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:57,934 What? I'm trying, 254 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:02,243 but I guess showered Max doesn't have it in her. 255 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:05,072 Oh...you know, I'll say this, girls, 256 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,465 but don't quote me. 257 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:11,861 It ain't easy being green. 258 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,776 I got--[groans] 259 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:17,432 [rock music] 260 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,782 [juicer buzzing] Now where's ginger? 261 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,131 Where's ginger? 262 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,480 I don't know, on that island 263 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:25,440 with Gilligan and the others? 264 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,268 And where's her Slim Down Smoothie? 265 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,705 In the blender. Can you finish it? 266 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,881 This wheatgrass smell makes me sick. 267 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:37,757 Well, man up. I'm balls deep in three gut busters over here. 268 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,106 Oh, God. 269 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:43,327 It smells like the Jolly Green Giant's jock strap. 270 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,808 Oh, my God, it's like-- [gags] 271 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,462 [gags] 272 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:51,379 Stop. You gagging makes me gag. 273 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,947 Okay, almost done. 274 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,818 - [gags] - [gags] 275 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,125 - [gags] - [gags] 276 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,910 [both gag] 277 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,434 Slim Down Smoothie! 278 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,438 Kinda got away from me. 279 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,050 I won't charge you for the extra. 280 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,269 Um, I wanted banana in this. 281 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,445 Max, banana. 282 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,755 You wanted a banana. Banana. 283 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,931 Ugh. Where is Schiller to relieve me? 284 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,064 It's time for my YBBB class. 285 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,239 He probably got his hair caught 286 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,284 in the ab crunch machine again. 287 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:30,505 That damn crunch machine. 288 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,811 Okay, he's here. I'm out. 289 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,378 [stammers] After class, you relieve me. 290 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,553 No dillydallying. 291 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,425 I got a hazard cone holding the shower 292 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,906 with the railing and the bench in it. 293 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,474 Ooh, nice earrings, Raquel. 294 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,608 Oh, Pavé diamonds. [chuckles] 295 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,262 Found them in a locker. 296 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:51,047 She doesn't need 'em. 297 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,962 Oh, you want this? 298 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,877 It's a fitness band. 299 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,183 Found it on the floor... 300 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,012 of a locker. 301 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,752 - Thanks. - Mm. 302 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:04,974 The only band that's ever been on me was They Might Be Giants. 303 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:08,064 Huh. They were not. 304 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,675 Hey, mami, I just heard those two rich moms 305 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,068 trash-talking your friend. 306 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,679 Tell her to stay clear of Brian's class. 307 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,160 Their husbands are silent partners in the gym, 308 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,423 and also, in their marriages. 309 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:23,253 Wait, are you telling me I could lose my shower? 310 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,559 And your juice bar jobs. 311 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:25,995 Oh, right, that whole thing too. 312 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,692 I gotta stop her. 313 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,477 Feel that nice long stretch. 314 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,913 [Zen music playing] 315 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,306 Can I help you? 316 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:36,658 Uh...someone reported a dangerous, wet mess in here. 317 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,834 I don't see a wet mess. 318 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,534 Then you're not looking right here. 319 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,711 Go away. You're interrupting my flow. 320 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,279 Good, now try and hold it. That's right, Caroline. 321 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,455 Okay, you feel that? 322 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,893 Let's get a nice big stretch. 323 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,025 That's big enough. 324 00:14:56,069 --> 00:15:00,334 Miss, we're in the middle of a class. 325 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:03,119 And now let's all go into child's pose. 326 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,992 ♪ 327 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,472 - Hey. - Max. 328 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,387 You have got to get out of this class. 329 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,867 Those moms are looking at you 330 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:16,437 like you put dressing on their salad and mixed it in. 331 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,354 Very good. Your hips are remarkably open. 332 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,965 Thank you, Brian. 333 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,924 I can't lose that shower. 334 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,100 I finally found something to make me feel good 335 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,753 that doesn't end in "arijuana." 336 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,408 Miss, you're stopping our flow. 337 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,803 That's exactly what I said, Brian. 338 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,327 YBBBB is a moving meditation, 339 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,242 so move it on out of here. 340 00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:43,333 Why you gotta BBBB so rude? 341 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,640 Namaste. 342 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:50,297 And, you, Namaste away from him. 343 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,602 [rock music] 344 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:59,262 I'm back. See? Nothing happened. 345 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,134 Those two moms didn't do anything. 346 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,049 I mean, how dangerous can they be? 347 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:06,313 They're almost 40. 348 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:10,839 40? That's almost 50. 349 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,972 Great class. 350 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,365 I felt quite the burn. 351 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:18,716 How about I buy you ladies each a Sex on the Peach? 352 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,980 Great, just not from her. 353 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,155 [whispers inaudibly] 354 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,984 [all laugh] 355 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,637 Han, what's so funny? 356 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:31,120 Caroline, rumor has it you let one fly in yoga class. 357 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,601 [all laugh] 358 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,690 Max, what's Han saying? 359 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:40,869 You tooted. Floated an air biscuit. 360 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,175 Pass-ah the gas-ah. 361 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,003 [all laugh] 362 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,526 Still need me to clarify? 363 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,832 Okay, hi, um, to be clear, 364 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,921 I didn't do what they said. I wouldn't. 365 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,619 If I had, I would have already thrown myself 366 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,317 down the StairMaster. 367 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,015 You mess with the bull, 368 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,583 you get the fart rumor. 369 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:03,718 Oh, my God, those 60-year-old women 370 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,286 started a fart rumor about me. 371 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,330 At least they didn't get us fired. 372 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:12,291 Ah, phew. Ha, no pun intended. 373 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,815 Hey, Brian, great class. 374 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,469 Wanna design a juice for me? 375 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:16,861 Kinda busy right now. 376 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,428 I got a recently divorced dad looking to 377 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,430 get back out there in a big way. 378 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,476 Plus, you farted. 379 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,915 I can't believe this is happening. 380 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,570 I'm being shunned in public for something I didn't do. 381 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:32,529 It's my father's Ponzi scheme all over again. 382 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:36,707 From now on, I'm Caroline, the gas-ah pass-ah. 383 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:41,147 Look, I know you're in a fart spiral, 384 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,018 but their husbands own this place, 385 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,977 so don't do anything to ruin this sweet situation for us. 386 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,850 Sorry, Max, but I never told off those Upper East Side ladies 387 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,678 for how they treated me five years ago, 388 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,724 so I'm gonna have to let these two rich bitches have it. 389 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,161 Oh, no. 390 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,771 Just because you're in sad, loveless marriages... 391 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,948 [machines buzzing over Caroline's voice] 392 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,796 [machines winding down] 393 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,931 We couldn't even hear you, 394 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,630 so...yeah. 395 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,284 I'll be happy to repeat every word. 396 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,024 Oh, man. 397 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,026 [machine whirring] 398 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,594 [machine grinding] 399 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,771 My fitness band slid off! 400 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:43,252 I broke the Mega Juicer 5000. 401 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,689 You know why they call it a Mega Juicer 5000? 402 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,691 'Cause it costs 5000. 403 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:52,131 We know. We bought one for Brian. 404 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,829 I think you just got fired, mami. 405 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,614 Oh, here's a good-bye gift. 406 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,964 Another fitness band. 407 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,880 Raquel, will you tell the shower with the bench 408 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,447 that I love him? 409 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:07,450 [rock music] 410 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,625 ♪ 411 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,453 [banging on pipe] 412 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:11,672 [ratcheting] 413 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,196 Oleg, how's it going in there? 414 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,806 I'm ready to screw it in. 415 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:19,201 Said with zero sexual innuendo. 416 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,334 Here. How lucky are we that Raquel found 417 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,858 this shower head in the locker? 418 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:28,210 I burned 515 calories walking home. 419 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,473 Oh, that's the time. 420 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,345 Still, nothing to sneeze at. 421 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,911 Who needs a fancy gym? 422 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:36,218 Oleg's here right now to take care of our hole. 423 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,352 Okay, now you're doing it on purpose. 424 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,224 [knocks on door] 425 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:46,533 Anybody wanna go grab a lettuce wedge at Wedgies? 426 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:50,798 There she is, my vegan vixen. 427 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,495 Just look at that healthy glow. 428 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,193 - Mmm. - [giggling] 429 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,498 Mmm. 430 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,502 Sugar. 431 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:03,245 That's not a glow. It's a glaze. 432 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,725 I had a doughnut. 433 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,814 Yeah, it fell on my face. 434 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:10,426 I had to eat it, or I would suffocate to death. 435 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,123 I've been on my best behavior, 436 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,038 and you're not holding up your end, 437 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,345 which, for some godforsaken reason, 438 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,696 I'm not even allowed to comment on! 439 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,439 Oh, maybe we could have a cheat day, 440 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,268 and that day could be... 441 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,489 today? 442 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:33,536 Pound cake? Know what I'd like to pound? 443 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:37,236 Oh, I sure do. 444 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,672 Mmm. 445 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,717 What are we waiting for? 446 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,894 [both moaning] 447 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,288 - [gags] - [gags] 448 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,376 - [gags] - [gags] 449 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,812 [horse gags] 450 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,205 - [gags] - [gags] 451 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,513 [rock music] 452 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,080 [cash register bell dings] 453 00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:00,259 [rock music] 454 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:08,267 ♪