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People, I have huge news!

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Who's carrying
the rest of it in?

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I found a way
to improve diner business,

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and the crazy part is
I don't have to fire you two.

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Are you gonna clean
that dead body smell

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out of the ladies' room?

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No, that's what
plug-in Glade is for.

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Okay, remember how
that ice bucket challenge

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caught on with celebrities?

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Han, people did
those challenges for ALS,

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not to get publicity
for a diner that Yelp calls,

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"A bit of a dice roll."

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Well, I've invented
the condiment challenge.

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Why, 'cause condoms
are a challenge

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to you and other virgins?

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Earl, you're on fire!

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I'm gonna down ketchup
and mustard

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and then nominate
Mr. George Clooney.

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If you really want this thing
to go viral,

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I happen to know that Clooney
likes him some spicy sriracha.

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All I know is
that anal is hot.

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His wife's name is Amal,
not anal.

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I still stand by my statement.

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Action!

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Otherwise known as,
"Let's get this over with."

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[garbled]
Mr. George--

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Uh-oh!
I--hot!

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Too hot!

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I actually think
that could go viral.

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Damn!
I hit the wrong thing.

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Han!
Han, do over!

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My insides are on fire!
[screams]

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(Peter Bjorn and John)
* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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[cash register bell dings]

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* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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I love Wednesdays.

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I get to erase
all the genitalia

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that was drawn
on the cupcake board.

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And I love Thursdays
'cause I get to redraw them.

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I need some more
paper towels.

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Oh, I think they're downstairs.

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[chuckles]

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Max, you do fake stairs
so well.

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I know.

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It's the second best thing
I fake.

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Hey, isn't that Andy?

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My Andy?

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Oh, God,
it is Candy Andy.

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[bicycle bell rings]

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He's coming over here.

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Hey, Max.
Wow.

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Your chalkboard
has really nice legs.

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[chuckles]
Hi.

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- Hey.
- I know, so silly.

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It's just I'm not very good
at seeing my exes.

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Yeah, or hiding.

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How's the candy business?

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Sour? Nutty?
Full of Nerds?

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It's great.
Candy's not going anywhere,

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like my grandma's knee fat.

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So you guys still over
at the diner?

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[scoffs]
We aren't still at the diner.

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This is our cupcake window.

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Uh, hello?

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Your shift at the diner started
five minutes ago!

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Okay, we're still
at the diner too.

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We're here, we're there,
we're all over.

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(both)
Like herpes?

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- Nice.
- Yeah.

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So what brings you over here

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besides obviously stalking
your ex-girlfriend?

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Actually, I'm looking
for a flower shop.

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Oh, flowers for a girl
you never got over?

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Uh, no, for my fiancée.

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Did he just say Beyoncé?

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Actually,
I'm getting married.

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Coo.

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Caroline, I'm sorry.

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I was gonna call you
and tell you,

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but then I felt like
maybe you wouldn't care.

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You know, I mean,
it's been a long time.

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I hope you're not hurt.

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Hurt?
I'm hurt.

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Hurt that you didn't ask me
and Max to do your wedding cake!

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Oh, God.
I'll be downstairs.

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Well, yeah.

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Actually, Romy and I haven't
decided on a cake yet.

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You know, she's pretty busy.
She runs her own business.

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Ohh!
Oh!

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"The Business Bride."

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Wasn't that Katherine Heigl's
last movie?

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The one that brought her
back to TV?

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Max, can you please
come back upstairs?

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(Max)
I'm waiting for the elevator!

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Is that Candy Andy?

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Well, well.

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You two getting back
together again?

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- Oh, I'm getting married.
- To someone else.

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Oh, Lord, this is why
I don't like to be outside.

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Well, I gotta run.

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Not really.
I'll be walking away.

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But if you're serious
about the cake...

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So serious.

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Major ser-i-osity!

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In fact, it's our
wedding gift to you.

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- Oh, God.
- Max, stop.

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There is no downstairs.

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Yeah, it's not possible
to get any lower than this.

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Okay, well...

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how about I text you
after I talk to Romy?

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It was great seeing you,
Caroline.

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You too, Max.

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You guys are gonna watch my butt
as I walk away, right?

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You gonna make it clap
for daddy?

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I cannot make it clap,
but I can make it go, "Whoo!"

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Um, couple things.

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One, he's still hot.

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And two, are you insane?

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You want us to do your
ex-boyfriend's wedding cake?

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Max, I broke up with him.
Remember?

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I'm a mature, evolved,
sophisticated,

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sexy but not in your face
about it woman.

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I can handle this.

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I think it's a bad idea.

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And I know bad ideas.
I was one.

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I...

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broke up...with him.

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Dramatic...talking...

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is...annoying.

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How's it going there,
hot stuff?

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Is your tongue working?

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I'm gonna think
of another video to go viral

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to set this place on fire,
and if not,

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I'll eventually have to set
this place on fire.

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Either way,
I'm not giving up.

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You tell your clothes that?
'Cause they didn't get the memo.

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Get this.
Andy says that he and Romy

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would love to meet us
to talk about wedding cakes

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at their loft in Manhattan.

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[British accent]
Queen Romy has summoned us

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to a cake tasting
at their loft!

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Uh, can I borrow your phone
for a sec?

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There.
I deleted his text.

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I deleted his number.

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I also deleted my number.

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We aren't doing this.
You are not that cool.

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Everyone knows that.

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You're not.
Cool girls don't freak out

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when you cop a feel
in the freezer.

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Oh! Oh!

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You know his number by heart.

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This has nothing to do
with my heart.

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It's business.
I broke up with him.

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It's like you don't know
that I broke up with him.

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I broke up with him.
Didn't know if you caught that

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'cause my back was to you.

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Hey, everybody!

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Good news!

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My baby was delivered today.

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Oh, my God!

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Did I black out
for nine months again?

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The baby didn't come out
of my box, Earl.

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It came out of this one.

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Wow, you can really get
anything on Amazon.

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It's called a "Maybe Baby."

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While Oleg and I are trying
to get pregnant,

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we're gonna use it to practice
for the real thing.

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So you're having
a key-section?

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Strangely, this is not
the weirdest birth

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we've seen at the diner.

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Do you like him?

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Weren't you the baby
in "American Sniper"?

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Yeah, it's got a computer inside
to keep track

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of our parenting skills.

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And if we get a score
of over 92,

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we get 20% at Papa John's.

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Any Papa John's!

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Well, you're having a fake baby
for all the right reasons.

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The baby's here?

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Aww, you're a father.
Think fast!

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Aww!

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Our first father-son catch.

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Let's get to know each other...
"Bob"?

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All they had left
were the white babies.

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The single actresses over 40
snap up all the minorities.

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Hey, Max.

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Could you maybe babysit
my Maybe Baby tomorrow?

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You know, 'cause I-I really
need some me time.

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Fine.
20 bucks an hour.

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Extra in case he orders
some adult movies

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I've been wanting to see.

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Okay, Max,
wash your fancy sweatpants.

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We are confirmed
for Andy and Romy's

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wedding cake tasting
for tomorrow.

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[gasps] Andy?
You mean that cute guy

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that you ruined
your relationship with?

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Sophie, it wasn't
the right relationship.

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He didn't support my career.

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The cupcake thing?

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[bell rings]

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Pickup!

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Like father like son.

203
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,653
Thank you guys so much
for coming.

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These cakes look so lovely.

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They are.

206
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,458
Really nice place
you got here.

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I noticed there was a door
on the bathroom.

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I don't want to brag, but check
out all the outlets we got.

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Lot of power.
Two-prong, three-prong.

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You got one of those weird
European plugs?

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Bring it.

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How funny is he?

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Oh, the funniest.

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Oh, God.

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So, Romy, it looks like
you travel a lot.

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I love all your...

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[French accent]
Objet d'art.

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Oh, God.

219
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I'm a hat designer,
so I go to Malaysia

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and Sri Lanka a lot
for materials.

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I'm poor, so I go to McDonald's
and Taco Bell a lot

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00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,531
for my meals.

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00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,600
Oh, show 'em one of your hats,
Romes.

224
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The purple one Pippa Middleton
wore in "Star" magazine.

225
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,640
Oh!
Pippa Middleton, wow.

226
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,608
She was up for a job
on "The Today Show,"

227
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but she didn't get it.

228
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,183
Andy, they don't want
to see my hats.

229
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,952
Oh, Andy wants us
to see your hats.

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Let's see your hats.
[giggles]

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Oh, this guy was there
when no one believed in me,

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and he supported me
in every way,

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and now I'm in over a hundred
department stores worldwide.

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Worldwide?
[forced laugh]

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That is wide.

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You know the tasting
is for them, right?

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Come on, let 'em see
what you do.

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Sorry, I'm a proud fiancé.

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It's a little unmanly,
but it's m'thing.

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Ooh, I'll go get Black Dahlia.

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Max will like that one.

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[coughs]
Oh!

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00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:05,625
You okay?

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00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,160
Absolutely.

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We didn't work out,
you found someone great,

246
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supported her business,
and now you're getting married.

247
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,936
Pretty sure he meant,
"Are you choking?"

248
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Yup, that's where I was headed.

249
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,940
Caroline, you broke up with me.

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00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,641
She broke up with you?

251
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,411
I hadn't heard that.

252
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,280
See?
All bitter--better.

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00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,184
Max, do you want to try it on?

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00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,153
Ahem, she doesn't need a hat.

255
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,656
Romes said I could have
the sweet hat!

256
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,326
Oh, it looks adorable on her.
You should have it.

257
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,462
[chuckles]
What is this, a hat tasting now?

258
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,731
Well, it's not
a cupcake tasting anymore

259
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,499
'cause you ate them all.

260
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,436
You guys are hilarious.
I don't need to taste those.

261
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,471
You and Max are a part
of Andy's past,

262
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,540
and I would honored
if you'd do our cake

263
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,442
and come to the wedding
as our guests.

264
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,610
Oh, that is a great idea.
Hey, there will be a lot

265
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,612
of self-destructive
man-children there.

266
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,883
Max, feels like
your kind of party.

267
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,751
And it's on this awesome yacht.

268
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,855
You know,
technically it's not a yacht

269
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,323
unless it's over 40 feet.

270
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,192
Is it?
Okay.

271
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,328
Come on.
It'll be fun.

272
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,065
Gah!
I don't know.

273
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,732
And I'm not really into fun.

274
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,602
You know, I've had fun
and it's not that fun.

275
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,038
Got it.
What was I thinking?

276
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,739
Be weird for you, Caroline,
right?

277
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,441
Weird?

278
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,111
Weird if we didn't come!

279
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,213
Oh, God.

280
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,289
Look at this, Max.

281
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,858
Cupcakes and candy.

282
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,994
This could have been
me and Andy's cake.

283
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:50,363
Our perfect cake
for our perfect marriage.

284
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:54,534
No marriage is perfect...
except Ice-T and Coco.

285
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,169
Now, he's not perfect.

286
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,438
You broke up with him
for a reason.

287
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,407
Andy's out there now.
Come here.

288
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,708
[romantic music playing]

289
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,978
Music at a wedding?
How original.

290
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,513
Oh, there he is.

291
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,950
He looks so handsome
in a tuxedo.

292
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,920
Calm down.
So does Jane Lynch.

293
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,322
He's not perfect.
Look, there.

294
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,724
He's going in
for a nose pick.

295
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,560
No, just a scratch.

296
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:25,198
He has such nice hands.
Big hands.

297
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,968
And there's gonna be a ring
on it soon.

298
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,703
He's looking over here!
Oh, oh!

299
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,440
- He can't see me cry!
- Okay, come on.

300
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,674
Think of something bad
about him.

301
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,376
Think, think, think, think,
think.

302
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:40,513
Uh...he always took too long
to finish during sex!

303
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:44,451
Oh, wait.
That's a good thing.

304
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,720
It is?
All right, come on.

305
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,556
There had to be something
terribly wrong

306
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,690
with that relationship.

307
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,793
There was.
That I ended it.

308
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,264
I kicked the perfect guy for me
out of my life.

309
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,266
Yup, here come the tears.

310
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,867
And here comes Andy!

311
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:04,537
Uh, do you have a bathroom?
Oh!

312
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,173
[wedding guests applauding]

313
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,808
Hey! Thought I saw you guys
peeking out of here.

314
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,811
So you guys act weird
everywhere?

315
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,513
Yup, that's our signature.

316
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,583
Got us bounced out
of Six Flags.

317
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,418
Where's Caroline?

318
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,120
The pretty ladies' room.

319
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,221
(both)
Hmm.

320
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,056
So it looks like
you're getting married

321
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,992
to Not Caroline.

322
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,293
How's she doing?

323
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,295
I'm getting the feeling
this has been hard for her.

324
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,530
Temperature check.

325
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,399
Okay, I don't understand.

326
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:36,836
Are you asking me
to bend over?

327
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,805
What if Caroline thought
she might have made a mistake

328
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,340
by breaking up with you?
Would you consider being

329
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,409
a runaway groom and giving it
another shot with her?

330
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,843
Just a thought.

331
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,912
Well, I guess I'd have to say
it's too late.

332
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,548
I'm getting married to Romy.
I love her.

333
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,350
So that's a firm no?

334
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,124
Uh, Max.

335
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,160
All yours now.

336
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,297
How about we pretend
like none of this happened

337
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,733
and you guys come watch me
get married, okay?

338
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,037
Andy, wait.

339
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,272
I'm sorry.

340
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,242
I really am happy for you.

341
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,844
Go live your life.
I wish you well.

342
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:21,948
Thank you.
That means a lot to me.

343
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,384
Um...

344
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,387
I really did love you.

345
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,821
I know.

346
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,190
Even though you broke up
with me.

347
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,925
Yeah, even though I broke up
with you.

348
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:42,269
I did it.
I didn't cry.

349
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,704
Max, what's wrong?

350
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,778
[sobbing]
You could have had it all!

351
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,716
Max, I've never seen you cry.

352
00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:02,055
I'm sorry, but maybe he was
the perfect guy!

353
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,724
And he loved you!
You heard him!

354
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,128
Max, it's okay.
Nobody gets it all.

355
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,829
Max, turn around
and look at me.

356
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,333
No, I don't want you
to see me cry.

357
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,935
Max, turn around.

358
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,771
This hat doesn't even work!

359
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,779
Oh, hey, I was just looking
for the bathroom.

360
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,981
I wanted to get stoned
before Andy got hitched.

361
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,484
You got some love for me
and my friend here?

362
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,686
- We need it.
- Whoa.

363
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,388
They put candy
on Andy's wedding cake?

364
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,357
Brutal, dude.

365
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,092
Why is it brutal, dude?

366
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,361
'Cause of the bald spot
where I ate the gumdrops?

367
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,030
No, I mean with Andy's business
in the toilet.

368
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,366
Andy's business
is in the toilet?

369
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,968
Yeah, he had to close it down,
but it's cool.

370
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,338
Romy's, like, loaded now.

371
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,805
I can't believe Andy
didn't tell me

372
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,574
his business was in the toilet.

373
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,409
[knocks on door]

374
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,077
Oh, bummer.

375
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,079
Looks like I gotta do
this wedding thing sobes.

376
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,749
As long as it's not me, right?

377
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,854
That stoner,
who I can easily see

378
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:11,191
having very sloppy sex
with later,

379
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,994
just saved the day 'cause now
we know Andy lied to you.

380
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,897
And I wouldn't want to be with
someone who can't be honest.

381
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,032
See?
He is so not perfect.

382
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,669
You so would not
have had it all.

383
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,971
- Caroline.
- Andy?

384
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,707
I'm kind of in a hurry but I
think you should know something.

385
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,143
I lost my business.

386
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,044
I didn't want to tell you
because I was too proud.

387
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,447
I wanted you to think my life
was perfect, and it's not.

388
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,016
I mean, it's great,
but it's not perfect.

389
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,353
Okay, I gotta go get married.
See you out there.

390
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,394
All right,
so he's perfect.

391
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,096
I guess I'm not taking
this dress back

392
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,465
'cause we're swimming home.

393
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,833
We're not swimming.

394
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,135
We're gonna take
the "I hate my life" boat.

395
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,543
Um, big news.

396
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,646
Andy and Romy are in Mexico
for their honeymoon.

397
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,880
Weather forecast?

398
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,784
Cloudy with a chance
of diarrhea.

399
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,120
Um, can I borrow that
for a sec?

400
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,855
Oh, you're on her Instagram.

401
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,557
Cute.
Good-bye.

402
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,925
You unfollowed her?

403
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,227
Now it's gonna look
like I'm jealous

404
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,894
and can't handle
their happiness.

405
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,763
Ya can't!

406
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,533
Hey, everybody!
Look!

407
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,469
I got our report card back
from the Maybe Baby people!

408
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,304
We passed the test!

409
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:35,308
We're gonna be
solid "C" parents!

410
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,077
Well, that's a better grade
than the diner got.

411
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,213
I'm gonna miss
that little guy.

412
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,948
What I'm not gonna miss
is fighting it

413
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,050
to get to Sophie's boob.

414
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,887
Okay, people.

415
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,256
Are you leaving?

416
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,292
I hope it was something
I said.

417
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,794
Well, I have a video
that is sure to go viral.

418
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,230
I'm gonna stuff myself
in this suitcase

419
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,266
for the Williamsburg Diner
challenge.

420
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,067
Caroline, you film it this time.

421
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,602
Max, you zip me up.

422
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,873
And I thought I'd be
the first one to die here.

423
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,343
I, Han Lee,
nominate Mr. George Clooney

424
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,245
to the Williamsburg Diner
challenge

425
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,281
of packing yourself
in a suitcase.

426
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,950
I'm also a fan
of "The Men Who Stare At Goats."

427
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,620
Let 'er zip, Max!

428
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,324
Han...consider this
my birthday present.

429
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,596
I got my Papa John's
gift certificate.

430
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:33,032
Mama Sophie wants to buy
pizza for everyone!

431
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,435
Well, now is as good a time
as any.

432
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,306
(Han)
Hello?

433
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,642
Are you filming?
Hello?

434
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,646
Don't tell George Clooney!

435
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,282
Anyone?
Are you filming?

436
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,954
[cash register bell dings]