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[knocking on door]

2
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Okay, that's Mookie for
the rent money.

3
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I just found two fives
in the couch!

4
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Which brings us to
5, 10, carry the one...

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a new low.

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Hello,
I'm Murray.

7
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Did you order
curry in a hurry?

8
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I don't know.
Is it paid for?

9
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Yeah.

10
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Then, yes, we did.

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Max, you're awful.

12
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We didn't pay for that.

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It's Indian food.

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We'll pay for it
in three hours.

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Any samosas in there?

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You want some naan?

17
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'Cause whoever ordered it
ain't gettin' naan.

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[knock on door]

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Did you guys see Murray
with our curry in a hurry?

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Nope, sorry.

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[Peter Bjorn and John]
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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[cash register bell dings]

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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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Just a heads up,
the samosas are a little dry

25
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and also completely gone.

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I need all
the energy I can get.

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Sophie and I are doin' it
'round the clock.

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She wants a baby so bad,

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she even got an ovulation app
on her phone.

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Sophie's phone has
a fertility app?

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My phone's so old
it can't get pregnant.

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Tells us when
she's most fertile.

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Actually, a little
cartoon monkey tells us.

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What's his name?

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Overly curious George?

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[monkey screeching]

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Oleg, it's time.
See?

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The monkey's got a boner.

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I'm pretty sure
that's a banana.

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It's yellow and he's holding it.
It's a boner.

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Sophie,
don't get your hopes up.

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We've had so much sex,

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it's basically just
steam coming out now.

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Oh, you found the food.
Good.

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You mind if I use
your stomach as a tray

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so I can eat while
we do it?

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Do I ever mind?

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I have to block out so much now
just to get through the day.

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[knock on door]

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Wow, we have
more visitors than

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a mildly attractive prostitute
at Comic-Con.

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[Mookie]
It's Mookie for the rent.

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Okay, Max,
this time can you do

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the blow-it-up hand
thing with him?

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I've tried it, but I'm just not
good at hand stuff.

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Ask anyone at Yale PREP.

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Just give it a shot!

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You also thought you couldn't
eat food that's been stepped on.

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Look at you now.

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Sup, ladies?
Sorry I'm late.

61
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Some guy threw
a cat at me.

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Who's gonna blow it up
for me?

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I'm not allowed
to blow stuff up anymore.

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My parole officer's rules,
not mine.

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[imitates explosion noise]

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I know that was bad.
I'm sorry.

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Is there a class I can take?

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I'll go get the last
of the rent money.

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It's either in my bra pile,
or I don't have it.

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Take your time.
We cool.

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So, what kind of name is
"Mookie"?

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Is it short for something?

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Long for something?

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Max, hurry up, girl.

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Okay,
you should have $800

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and here's the last of it.

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Sweet.
Well, I gotta go.

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I got a tennis lesson.

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Caroline,
wanna try again?

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[imitates explosion]

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Make sure you get
the whole $825.

82
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No funny business down there,
gangsta.

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825?
The rent is 850.

84
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No, always been 825.

85
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What's going
on now?

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Max, why do you tell me
the rent's 850 if it's 825?

87
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Oh, yeah,
I'ma go ahead and--

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good luck with that.

89
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You've been
overcharging me rent?

90
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It's not like that.

91
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How is it not like that?

92
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Okay, it's exactly like that.

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Seriously, Max,
other than the rent,

94
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what else have you not been
telling the truth about?

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You probably didn't even see
Emma Stone at Costco.

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And is Max Black
even your real name?

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It's a real name.

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Hey, in my defense,

99
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you do have a bigger bedroom.

100
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That's because I sleep
in the living room.

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Can you just let this go?

102
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So I took a little
off the top.

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Everybody takes
a little off the top.

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Look what God did to Han.

105
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Don't drag me into the middle
of Pretty Little Liars.

106
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I've got two ferrets at home
with the stomach flu,

107
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and I don't need it.

108
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Now everyone stop
what you're not doing.

109
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I'm calling
an emergency staff meeting.

110
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Is this the whole,

111
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"Don't ice your junk
in the food sink" thing again?

112
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No, I have a rule.

113
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20 warnings,
then it's a dead issue.

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This is about all of you.

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We need to talk about
diner teamwork.

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Oh, our teamwork's fine.

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For example,
we're covering for Earl

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while he chases
the ice cream man.

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♪ Got me a Chaco Taco

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Everybody, sit down.

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Why?
So we can be eye level?

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Good put-down,
Caroline.

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See, Han?
Teamwork.

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All right, listen
to our latest Yelp reviews.

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Daryl B. says,

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"Sat in booth an hour
before anyone talked to me.

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"When someone did,

128
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it was the waitress
asking me for water."

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I was thirsty!

130
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And Daryl B. was real slow
with that water.

131
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You don't see me
Yelping about it.

132
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I'll read one.

133
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Caroline C. from here says,

134
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"Max has been overcharging me
$25 a month for four years."

135
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That sounds made up.

136
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So tomorrow night,
I'm closing the diner,

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and we're all working on
our team building skills.

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So no one cares that

139
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Max has been stealing
$25 a month from me?

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That's correct.

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[rock music]

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♪

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Right this way.

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What the hell is this place?

145
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This looks like
the room I was kept in

146
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when that trucker
borrowed me for three days.

147
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Did you overcharge him too?

148
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You'll all find out
where we are soon enough.

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All part of the adventure,

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and the mystery,
and the--

151
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did I say adventure?

152
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Oh no, this isn't
one of those escape rooms

153
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where they lock you in a room

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and you have to work
as a team to get out?

155
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Welcome to the Escape Room,

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where we lock you in a room,

157
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and you have to work as
a team to get out.

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And so it begins!

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What?
Us beating the crap out of you?

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Together, of course.

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Now let me get this straight.

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Y'all are volunteering to be
locked up in a tiny room?

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See now, that's some
white people stuff right there.

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It's a fun way
for us all to learn

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how to work together
to solve a problem.

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If the group of us could work
together to solve a problem,

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you'd be back in Korea.

168
00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,657
I'm in no rush to
get home to Sophie.

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00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,572
I mean,
I love her and she's a fox,

170
00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,878
but baby-making is brutal.

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I'm so tired of having
my legs up in the air.

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How do you--
What do you--

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How would that--
Let's just move past it.

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Sign these waivers saying that

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if anything happens to you,

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it is entirely your fault.

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Nobody's signing these waivers.
We're not idiots.

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We're gonna read through
all the fine print.

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[all]
Done.

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Here you go.

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Oh, well, I'm gonna
read mine anyway.

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Caroline reads everything.

183
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She read the entire iTunes
user agreement before she bought

184
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Rihanna's
"Bitch Better Have My Money."

185
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Wish I'd read the fine print
when I agreed

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to be your roommate.

187
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Turns out,
bitch do have my money.

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Do I have to escape
from this too?

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I mean, is this
part of the game?

190
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Is this a bad time
to tell you

191
00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:02,063
your horse masterminded
the whole thing?

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00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,456
Before we start,
I need to collect your phones

193
00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,720
so you can't Google answers.

194
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,069
Don't look at my screensaver

195
00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,897
unless you have
a strong stomach.

196
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I've seen lots of phones.

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00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:12,900
It takes a lot to shock--
Aah!

198
00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:17,600
Why are your legs up?

199
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,736
Ah, white light means it's a go.

200
00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,607
Hey, hold up!
Aah!

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00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,957
Oh, one second.

202
00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,742
You know,
I'm breathin' harder

203
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:32,528
than Paula Deen on
Dancing with the Stars.

204
00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:36,750
Sophie?

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00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,752
How did you find me here?

206
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:39,927
I told you to take that

207
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:42,669
"Find My Husband" app
off your phone.

208
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,497
Yeah, well...
I didn't.

209
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:48,370
Yeah.
We're trying to make a baby.

210
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,764
Sophie,
you can't be here right now.

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00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,679
This is
a work team-building thing

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00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:53,854
and you're not part of the team.

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00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:56,770
Right, Han?
- She can stay.

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00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,860
She does as much
at the diner as the girls do.

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00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,601
Well, I gotta stay
close to Oleg.

216
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,646
You know, the monkey's
unpredictable.

217
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:07,476
You never know when
he's gonna demand intercourse.

218
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:11,480
Well, that's a fun wrinkle.

219
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,963
Okay, this is the whitest thing
I've ever seen,

220
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:19,619
and I've seen those shoes
that have toes.

221
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,319
[Earl]
Oh, hell no.

222
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,975
[Caroline]
I'm feeling angry, scared,
and both of Max's boobs.

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00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,848
[Max]
Is this our version
of make-up sex?

224
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,198
[Sophie]
I can't see a thing!

225
00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:38,899
Here, let me use
my pepper spray flashlight.

226
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,814
Aw.
[pepper spray fizzes]

227
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:44,208
[Han]
Aah!

228
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,863
[Max]
Hey, I'm starting
to like this now.

229
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:52,564
[Sophie]
Hey! Look at all
those kooky light switches!

230
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,698
Let's try that!

231
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,744
Whoever this guy
is says,

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00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:01,051
"Choose correctly
or lost five minutes."

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00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:05,665
[Max]
Wow, you're no whoever
that guy is, Oleg.

234
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:11,105
[Han]
10, 20, 26 switches!
What other things are 26?

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00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:15,718
[Caroline]
Hmm, that's one more dollar than
Max has been stealing from me.

236
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,894
[Han]
How about something
a little more universal

237
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,854
and a lot less annoying?

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00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,769
[Oleg]
There are 26 letters in
the alphabet.

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00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,685
Thank you, Comrade Kangaroo.

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00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:30,646
[Caroline]
Okay, 26 letters.
Which one could represent light?

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00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,039
[Han]
Light starts with "L"!

242
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:36,739
[Sophie]
Oh, wow, he's good!

243
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:40,264
[Caroline]
Too easy. It's Einstein so
the answer must be scientific.

244
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:44,051
Wait, in Einstein's famous
formula E=mc2,

245
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:47,271
the speed of light is
represented by the letter "C."

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00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:50,448
A...B...C.

247
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,973
[gasping]

248
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,627
Oh, it's
Alice in Wonderlandthemed!

249
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:56,716
I'll be great at this.

250
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,674
It was always my favorite story.

251
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:02,460
Sophie and I only watch
the hard-core porno version.

252
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:05,899
Yeah, it was called
Alice in Underpants.

253
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,597
And our dentist was in it!

254
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:09,903
[in British accent]
That's enough

255
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,121
of all your chatter!

256
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:14,908
It's time to listen
to the Mad Hatter.

257
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:18,825
I think it's the same guy
as before.

258
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,915
Oh...
Wow.

259
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,178
He's a genius!

260
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,487
You filled this room
with illumination,

261
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:33,753
but you are not done
with this situation.

262
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:38,105
What rhymes with
"kick in the crotch"?

263
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,107
To proceed
and be done with me,

264
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:43,284
you must answer
these riddles three.

265
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,853
Y'all know I'm 80, right?

266
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,681
One: Take it out
of the package.

267
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:50,857
It goes in your mouth.

268
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:54,948
Chew it too long,
and it will go south.

269
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:57,733
It's what Earl's
doing right now.

270
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,866
Oh, Lord,
am I peeing?

271
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,998
No, he's chewing gum.

272
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,305
"Take it out of the package.
It goes in your mouth.

273
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,786
Chew it too long
and it'll go south." Gum.

274
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,526
Exactamente.

275
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:09,963
That wasn't too hard.

276
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,313
Put your answer onto this card.

277
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:13,531
Well done!

278
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,970
This Groupon has already paid
for itself.

279
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:20,234
Two:
Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big;

280
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,410
Michael J. Fox's is small;

281
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,326
the Pope has one
but doesn't use it;

282
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,155
Madonna doesn't
have one at all.

283
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:32,855
Dongs.
The answer is dongs.

284
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,989
C'mon, Oleg,
I mean nobody can say for sure

285
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:39,514
that Madonna
doesn't have one.

286
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,691
Dongs aren't the answer
to everything.

287
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,345
I used to think that.

288
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,999
You know where that got me?

289
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:50,351
Pennsylvania,
with no car.

290
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:53,702
Schwarzenegger's is big,
Fox's is small.

291
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,705
It's last names.
The Pope doesn't use his.

292
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,925
Madonna doesn't have one at all.
That's it!

293
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:02,015
Correctamundo.
[chuckles]

294
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,407
With your brain power,

295
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,367
you'll be out of here
in under an hour.

296
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,934
Well, thanks,
but if I was that smart,

297
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,283
I wouldn't have spent
the last four years

298
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:13,026
getting ripped off
by my roommate.

299
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:16,420
Oh, come on,
are you still on the money?

300
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,727
Oh, my God,
my sister lost both her thumbs

301
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,989
in a combine accident

302
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,950
and she didn't talk
about it this much.

303
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,865
Ah, here's $25.

304
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,301
Let's call it hush money,

305
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,825
so hush.

306
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:34,874
First of all,
this is $12,

307
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,397
and fine,

308
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,312
you won't hear
a peep out of me anymore.

309
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,663
Fine, I don't care
if we never get out.

310
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,753
[monkey screeching]

311
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,758
All right, FYI,

312
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:55,329
yeah, Oleg and I are gonna get
really Amsterdam-y up in here.

313
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:58,419
All right,
we gotta get the hell out.

314
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:06,253
Come on, Caroline.
Where's your sense of whimsy?

315
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,081
And don't say Max stole it,

316
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,779
because that's getting older
than Randy's accent.

317
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:15,436
Sorry, Randy, I knew you were
a safe person to slam.

318
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,439
Time moves forward.
It doesn't go back.

319
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:22,878
You've got 15 minutes.
It's 45 that you lack.

320
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,140
[scoffs]
Come on, guys.

321
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,925
We don't need Caroline
to solve these puzzles.

322
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,839
This is the same team
that was able

323
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,015
to figure out
the Wi-Fi password

324
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:32,932
to the women's shelter
next to the diner.

325
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,934
Who said this?

326
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,109
"If it was so,
it might be;

327
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,894
and if it were so,
it would be."

328
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,941
The fat twins?

329
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:42,985
'Cause that made no sense

330
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,684
and they look like
they get stoned a lot.

331
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,948
[monkey screeching]

332
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:52,125
Okay, Oleg,
drop your pants.

333
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:55,476
The monkey wants his banana.

334
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:56,956
Caroline,

335
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,306
if I have to see Oleg so much
as honk one of her boobs,

336
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,003
I'm gonna lose it.

337
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,875
I would help you,
and be your heaven-sent,

338
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:08,532
but you screwed me on the rent.

339
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:11,535
What is it gonna take
to make you get over this?

340
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,757
You haven't even apologized.

341
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,673
Okay.
I am sorry.

342
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,154
Are we good?

343
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,025
You know what?
No, we not good.

344
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,245
[all]
Aw, come on!

345
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,552
Fine, I'm the only one here
who knows this story,

346
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,554
and I'm the only one who knows
how to get out of here.

347
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:34,776
There, the rabbit hole,
Alice went down and so will I.

348
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,169
That's it.

349
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,607
This is a bigger bust
than Max's future.

350
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,044
Just like Alice,
I'm sick of being stuck

351
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,698
in this upside-down world

352
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,179
when your best friend
lies about the rent.

353
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,571
- No, you can't!
- Oh, yes, I can.

354
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:48,877
I bid you adieu.

355
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,574
No, seriously,
don't!

356
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,407
Ooh, I'm next!

357
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,714
I don't mean
to burst your bubble,

358
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,195
but your friend's in
a lot of trouble.

359
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,022
What I'm saying is:

360
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,199
that's not part of the room.
That's just for show.

361
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,114
You're not supposed
to jump in it.

362
00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:10,203
I'm not next.

363
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:13,031
So that's not
a cute rabbit hole?

364
00:17:13,205 --> 00:17:15,121
Rabbits?
No.

365
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,122
Couple of rats, though.

366
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,473
This place is
a deathtrap.

367
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,779
Caroline,
please tell me you're okay.

368
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,042
[Caroline]
I can't, because I'm not.

369
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:27,046
I'll use the emergency code
to get us out of here.

370
00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:29,222
5...9...4...7.

371
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,919
[alarm buzzes]

372
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,399
Okay, I'm gonna be real honest
with you right now.

373
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,836
I don't know the codes.

374
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,099
[Caroline]
Help, there's something
moving down here!

375
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,666
I'm going in.

376
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,059
Sophie, give me
the pepper spray flashlight.

377
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,103
All right, yeah.

378
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,018
Hurry!
[pepper spray fizzes]

379
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:46,065
That really does sting.

380
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:49,068
[monkey screeching]

381
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:52,071
Okay, Oleg,
now it's time.

382
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,637
It's that beautiful moment

383
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,596
where you and I
are gonna make a baby

384
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:59,078
right in front of
your coworkers.

385
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,122
Can we have a little more class

386
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:03,169
and wait till
we get in the cab?

387
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,344
What?

388
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,259
We're gonna do it
on top of teacups.

389
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,608
That's pretty classy.

390
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,134
[grunts and moans]

391
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:13,614
What is happening?

392
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:14,658
You know what?

393
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,270
Spray some of
that stuff in your mind.

394
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,532
Max, look.

395
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,187
Oh, that's why his leg's
up in the air.

396
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:25,016
I've seen enough.
I'm out.

397
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,366
[shrieks]
Ow!

398
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,282
Ugh, I think I landed
on what was moving.

399
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,284
So that's dead now.

400
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,112
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

401
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,070
Yeah, I think.
Are you?

402
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,289
Yeah.

403
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,291
Wait, you said
you weren't okay.

404
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,294
I meant emotionally.

405
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,166
I jumped into a floor hole
for feelings?

406
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,212
Well, my feelings
are really hurt, Max.

407
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,474
It's been four years.

408
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,649
Well, I don't know
what to do,

409
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,738
because like
the Sad Hatter said,

410
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,132
time goes forward;
it doesn't go back.

411
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,568
I can't undo the rent thing.

412
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,396
I just thought
we were in this together,

413
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:57,484
50/50.

414
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,485
We are,

415
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,313
and I should have told you
four years ago,

416
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,315
but I thought we wouldn't
last a month.

417
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,708
But then we did,
and then another month,

418
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,233
and I'm still not sure
how this happened:

419
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,409
we became best friends.

420
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:12,238
Max, that's the first time
you've ever called me

421
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,022
your best friend
without a bribe,

422
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,199
and that's worth
a lot more than money,

423
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,332
and you know how
much I love money.

424
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,335
Yeah, you almost ruined
our friendship over it.

425
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,206
All right, come on,
let's get out of here.

426
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,774
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow!

427
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:27,688
I'm not okay.

428
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,038
Searing pain,
searing pain.

429
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,868
Ugh, I think I twisted my ankle
when I jumped down here.

430
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,175
Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.

431
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,567
You're right.

432
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,352
Sometimes sorry
just doesn't cut it.

433
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,180
So how are we gonna get
you out of here?

434
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,398
If you want me to carry you,

435
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,227
you'll have to
take off your boobs.

436
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,055
Which way should we go?

437
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,797
My sense of direction led me
to being a waitress in Brooklyn.

438
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,407
You know what?
Let's go forward.

439
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,714
'Cause much like the time,
you can't go back.

440
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,064
Also, the moving thing
just came to and looks mad.

441
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,458
Go.

442
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,939
Max, I've never been this close
to your butt before,

443
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,767
and it's spectacular!

444
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,291
What's your secret?

445
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:08,816
I'm 27.

446
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,470
[Sophie and Oleg]
[moaning and grunting]

447
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,909
[Han]
I really shouldn't
be seeing this.

448
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,564
[Earl]
Can we please turn
the lights back off?

449
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,957
[Sophie]
Oh, God, help me!

450
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,916
Well, one good thing
about being down here:

451
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,397
Sophie and Oleg are up there.

452
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,313
Wait, why is the floor sagging?

453
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:32,274
[both screaming]

454
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,754
Oh, my God.

455
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:36,322
You know,
I'm pretty sure that fall

456
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:40,282
knocked the baby
right up into me.

457
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:44,025
Correction,
if I could turn the clock back,

458
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:47,942
I wouldn't go back four years.
I'd go back 30 seconds.

459
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,425
[rock music]

460
00:20:52,599 --> 00:21:00,607
♪