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Thank you so much. Wow. 200 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,591 Well, we won't keep you prisoner much longer. 201 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:09,897 [laughter] 202 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,942 So we're just gonna take a brief intermission, 203 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:14,554 and we'll be back with the second half. 204 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,645 Second half? That was three hours! 205 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:22,300 That was incredible, Dad! 206 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,389 Especially the escape attempt scene. 207 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:27,131 Some of that violence looked incredibly realistic. 208 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:30,091 That was because it was real, not part of the show. 209 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:32,093 They beat that guy severely. 210 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,704 ♪ Steel bars 211 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,793 ♪ Da-dum, something, something ♪ 212 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,187 Martin, I'm gonna add two more crimes 213 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,449 to your prison sentence: 214 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:44,105 stealing my heart and stealing the show. 215 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,149 Can you sign my playbill? 216 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,586 Caroline, get my playbill. 217 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,849 Oh, here. Hold Sophie's gender reveal envelope. 218 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,720 Oh, and this envelope I use as a wallet. 219 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,810 And this other envelope I use as a makeup bag. 220 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,420 Oh, here it is. 221 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,292 Great. I'm gonna use my crayon. 222 00:09:57,335 --> 00:10:00,208 We can't have pens. 223 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,644 Oh, here. Sign mine too. 224 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,472 I'll put it next to that framed picture I have 225 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:06,214 of you and Donald Trump when he was a liberal. 226 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,433 Well, enough about me. 227 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,913 Who's playing me in your movie, hon? 228 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:13,134 Not Brad Pitt. It's too on the nose. 229 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,744 Well, they haven't cast it yet, 230 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:18,618 but they are giving me $250,000 for my story. 231 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:21,403 Honey, this is your ticket. 232 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,883 Now you can start your own business. 233 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,320 I have my own business with Max. 234 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:28,279 The cupcakes? 235 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:31,108 I'll admit business has been slow. 236 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,414 But we're gonna use the money 237 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:33,850 to take our business to the next level. 238 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:38,289 Max had the genius idea of making it a dessert bar. 239 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,682 We still sell our cupcakes, 240 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,119 but we also serve high-end cocktails. 241 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,686 You can just say the word "muddle" 242 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,775 and charge $20. 243 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:48,996 That is a fantastic idea, ladies. 244 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,388 Wow, it's so great. 245 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,476 Honey, do me a favor. 246 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,000 Could you get me some water? 247 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,915 I want to stay hydrated for tomorrow's matinee. 248 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,744 There's talk of Robert Durst transferring in just to see it, 249 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,789 and I don't want to jinx it, you know. 250 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,315 Oh. [chuckles] 251 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,709 Wanted to ditch the square, huh? 252 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,580 I get it. 253 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,278 Is this finally happening? 254 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:13,498 Celebration make-out sesh? 255 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:17,720 Uh, yeah, we got to keep our hands in plain view. 256 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,331 This whole cupcake business is not for Caroline. 257 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,159 Well, she's not the baker; I am. 258 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,552 She's the idea person. 259 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,815 Yeah, but you had the dessert bar idea, right? 260 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:28,470 And you just said it was a terrific idea. 261 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:31,125 Well, as you saw... [chuckles] 262 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,909 I'm a really good actor. 263 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,043 Can I itch my nose? 264 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,177 Look, my baby was brought up around Wall Street. 265 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,788 She's Wharton bred. 266 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:45,661 She could never be happy doing this whole baking business, 267 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,445 and this is her big chance to get out. 268 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,143 But wouldn't she have told me? 269 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:52,363 She tells me every single feeling she's having. 270 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:55,149 And some of it, I even listen to. 271 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,020 What if I just ask her? 272 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,282 She'll only deny it. 273 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,544 She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. 274 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,024 That's why I'm doing it. 275 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,418 But she said she was happy about the dessert bar. 276 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:04,941 We danced about it. 277 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,769 Max, listen to me. 278 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,206 I'm her father, and I know her. 279 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,947 And this is her big chance. 280 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,949 You just got to let her go. 281 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,429 I do? 282 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,213 Yeah, and you got to be firm about it, 283 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,649 or she's not going to get the message. 284 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,173 Like in "Poltergeist," 285 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,741 where they have to be really stern with Carol Anne 286 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,613 or else she'll stay with the ghosts? 287 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:27,355 And I'm the ghosts? 288 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,795 Ooch! 289 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:35,667 Max, what is going on with you? 290 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:36,886 Are you all right? 291 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,366 I'm fine. 292 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,237 I'm just making Sophie's gender cake. 293 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:43,153 If you don't want to be here, go back to Wall Street. 294 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,676 What? 295 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,461 What is going on with you? 296 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,855 You've been pouty ever since we left the prison. 297 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,421 I'm not gonna take you there anymore 298 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:53,076 if you're sad to leave. 299 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,208 You know what? 300 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,819 While I'm doing all the work, 301 00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:00,127 why don't you go get me the gender envelope? 302 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:03,652 Okay, Moody Giuliani. 303 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,485 Do not tell me you lost the envelope 304 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,574 with the gender of Sophie's baby in there. 305 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,315 I didn't lose it. 306 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,620 I just don't have it, 307 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:18,536 and I don't know where it is. 308 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,712 Oh, we probably left it at the prison 309 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,453 when you made me get out the playbill. 310 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,673 Oh, so this is my fault. 311 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,458 The one thing you had to do, you didn't do. 312 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,460 Like a waitress at a vegan restaurant, 313 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,855 you're bringing almost nothing to the table. 314 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:37,033 The $250,000 I'm bringing to the table, 315 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,165 that's nothing? 316 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,341 Oh, so that's your money. 317 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,821 There it is. 318 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,431 So why don't you take your money 319 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,867 and go back to Wall Street? 320 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,260 I'll be fine. 321 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,566 Who came up with combining desserts and alcohol? 322 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:51,352 I mean, obviously, you've been holding me back. 323 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:54,268 I'vebeen holding youback? 324 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,924 You forgot to wear pants to a business meeting. 325 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,708 How dare you? 326 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,318 I did wear pants. 327 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,320 I just left them in the bathroom. 328 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,974 [gasps] 329 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,803 Okay, well... 330 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:12,939 Well, this is a historic event. 331 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,332 We've sold cupcakes for five years, 332 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,944 and this is the first time you've touched batter. 333 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,772 It's a historic event 334 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:23,775 because you finally had a business idea 335 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,213 that didn't have the word "fart" in it. 336 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,562 [gasps] 337 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,305 If my hair gets involved, we are done. 338 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,741 - Good. - [shrieks] 339 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,525 Girls, I'm going to-- 340 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:42,664 What have you done? 341 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:46,494 I have an egg allergy! 342 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,720 ♪ 25 to li-- 343 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,375 Hey, what a nice surprise. 344 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,116 You know what else is a surprise? 345 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,032 That the makeup lights in a prison are so flattering. 346 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,908 I don't remember him being in the show. 347 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,213 Yeah, he's not. 348 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,173 He's just a felon who likes false eyelashes. 349 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,391 So what are you doing here? 350 00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,393 I think I left an important envelope here. 351 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,568 I tried calling, but they said 352 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,266 your phone privileges were taken away. 353 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,528 Yeah, well, I had a fight 354 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,964 with the prison theater critic. 355 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,748 That's the headline you go with, Eddie? 356 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,142 "Shanks for Nothing"? 357 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,752 He sure is a big man on his blog, 358 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,972 but he can't look me in the eye. 359 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:34,803 Well, I would have gone with "It's A Prison Riot." 360 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,892 I think I left an envelope here, 361 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,503 and I think it ruined me and Max's friendship 362 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,070 and our partnership. 363 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,029 All right, well, here you go. 364 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,160 Here's your envelope, 365 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,641 and here's your makeup bag. 366 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,035 Hey, um... 367 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,385 I'm real sorry to hear about you and Max. 368 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,690 Yeah. 369 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,649 Unless maybe it's a good thing 370 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,998 and it's happening for the best 371 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,521 and you get to go back to Wall Street 372 00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,045 and reclaim your life. 373 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,437 Wall Street? 374 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,657 Why does every single person keep telling me 375 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,267 to go back to Wall Street? 376 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,269 Max, you-- 377 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,098 all right, it's just Max and you. 378 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,100 Here. Let me do that. 379 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,623 Okay. 380 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,060 Listen, honey. 381 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,410 You only have to work on Wall Street, okay? 382 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,020 You can live on the Upper East Side 383 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,543 and eventually move to Westchester 384 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,632 if you want a tennis court. 385 00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:24,026 Daddy, did you and Max talk about this? 386 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,551 Kitten, I know you better than anybody, 387 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,292 and I know that you do not belong 388 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,468 in a cupcake shop in Brooklyn. 389 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,035 You could still be friends with Max. 390 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,298 She like tennis? 391 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,300 How do you know where I belong? 392 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,954 Go like this. 393 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,826 [chuckles] 394 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:46,179 I'm not the same spoiled little rich girl that I was. 395 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,311 Well, now you can be. 396 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,486 These last five years 397 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,053 have made me a different person. 398 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,446 For example, when I walk 399 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,404 into a combination Taco Bell-Dunkin' Donuts, 400 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,579 you know what they say? 401 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,320 "Hi, Caroline." 402 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,148 Son of a bitch. 403 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,498 See, Daddy, I'm Taco Bell, 404 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,065 and Max is Dunkin' Donuts. 405 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,675 On the surface, it seems like we shouldn't be together, 406 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,505 but we make an amazing team. 407 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,464 And we have a dream together. 408 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:14,032 It's not just hers; it's mine too. 409 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,906 Well, that's the hardest thing I've had to take in all day. 410 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:21,040 And for lunch, they served us something called "brown." 411 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,867 See, Daddy, this is where I belong. 412 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:27,349 Well, not here, even though I will miss the lighting, 413 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,048 but with Max. 414 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,180 Well... 415 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,530 I guess I can support that. 416 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,097 Look, I'm sorry. Sorry. 417 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,185 You know, I worry, okay? 418 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,404 That's what parents do, 419 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,840 and there's lots of time to worry 420 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,146 when you're in prison, 421 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:43,236 which is why I focused all my energies 422 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:48,197 on creating groundbreaking musical theater. 423 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,372 [upbeat music] 424 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:52,680 ♪ 425 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,160 Are you sure you didn't tell your dad 426 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,771 that I told you that he told me to tell you that? 427 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,600 'Cause snitches get stitches. 428 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,602 My dad wouldn't hurt a fly. 429 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:04,735 He'd just steal $1 billion from it. 430 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,737 Not bad for my first cake, right? 431 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,261 Well, if you don't count all the ones 432 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,914 I threw in the garbage. 433 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,569 I did count them. There were seven. 434 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:15,094 Two of them were fizzing. 435 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,139 But thanks for trying. 436 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,751 Max, Caroline, come on! 437 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,840 How long is this gonna take? 438 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:26,670 I didn't wait this long for the polio vaccine. 439 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,977 There's a polio vaccine? 440 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,588 Well, you might have to wait a little longer 441 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,155 to find out the sex of the baby, 442 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,984 because Max and I have a new business announcement too. 443 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,160 Is it about me firing you? 444 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,031 Because I already reserved a karaoke machine 445 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,772 for your Good Riddance party. 446 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,819 I'm not saying cancel it, but you can't fire us 447 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,778 till we have our new business idea up and running. 448 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,519 And I'm talking dibs on the "Thong Song." 449 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,652 All right, so here's our big news. 450 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,349 We should have gone to Rosebud's Bakery 451 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,785 for the cake. 452 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,352 You know, 'cause when you order one there, 453 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,876 they don't say, "Hey, guess what happened to me!" 454 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,966 Pretty tacky, Caroline. 455 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,707 Says the guy in a tank top 456 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:07,146 from the Steven Seagal for Target collection. 457 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,843 Now the wind's out of my sails. 458 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,585 No, it's not! We're opening a dessert bar! 459 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,239 All right, give me the knife. 460 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,631 To cut the cake? 461 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,590 No. 462 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,636 Well, then I'm not gonna give it to you. 463 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,161 Like I said at this diner a million times, 464 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,771 give it to me, Caroline. 465 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,775 Okay, baby, you do the honors. 466 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,473 Why do we need to know the gender anyway? 467 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,997 They all switch 'em now. 468 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,567 All right, one, two, three. 469 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,743 Boy or girl? 470 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,398 It's white. What does that mean? 471 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:45,140 Well, it means it has a chance 472 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,709 of getting nominated for Academy Awards. 473 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,234 Oh, no! 474 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,062 I was so busy putting out that oven mitt fire, 475 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,803 I forgot to put the color in it. 476 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,239 But I could just tell everybody. 477 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,546 No, 'cause if I hear it from you, 478 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:02,549 I'll already be mad at the baby. 479 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,811 You know what, Sophie? 480 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,247 Maybe it's a sign 481 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,771 that we shouldn't know what the baby's gonna be. 482 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,251 You're right. 483 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,905 Keep the cake, girls. 484 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,080 We're not gonna pay. 485 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:18,173 Well, do you guys want to try it? 486 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,130 No, thanks. 487 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,002 I've got a lady coming over. 488 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:24,223 We're gonna try to figure out how Netflix works 489 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,311 and chill. 490 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,098 I also have a lady coming over. 491 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:33,536 Yes, it's a lesbian masseuse for my ferret, 492 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,321 but it counts. 493 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,845 I guess you're the only one 494 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,847 who's gonna taste my first cake. 495 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,677 I also have a lady coming over, question mark. 496 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,940 Come on. One bite. 497 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,639 Wow. 498 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,946 Could you dial 911, please?