1 00:00:03,898 --> 00:00:06,093 This is Michael Bluth. 2 00:00:06,201 --> 00:00:08,192 For 10 years, he's worked for his father's company... 3 00:00:08,303 --> 00:00:10,294 waiting to be made a partner. 4 00:00:10,405 --> 00:00:13,203 And right now, he's happy. 5 00:00:13,308 --> 00:00:16,038 - This is Michael's mother. - Look what they've done, Michael. 6 00:00:16,144 --> 00:00:17,736 She isn't happy. 7 00:00:17,846 --> 00:00:20,440 Look what the homosexuals have done to me. 8 00:00:20,548 --> 00:00:22,982 You can't just comb that out and reset it? 9 00:00:23,084 --> 00:00:26,383 Currently, she's upset that her husband's retirement party... 10 00:00:26,487 --> 00:00:29,285 is being upstaged by a group of gay protesters. 11 00:00:29,390 --> 00:00:32,416 We're here! We're queer! We want to get married on the ocean! 12 00:00:32,527 --> 00:00:35,928 Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. 13 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:39,796 It just makes me want to set myself on fire. 14 00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:42,392 Good grief, Mother. 15 00:00:42,503 --> 00:00:45,131 Not all homosexuals are flamboy... 16 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,265 Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse. 17 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:49,639 This is Michael's twin sister, Lindsay. 18 00:00:49,744 --> 00:00:51,644 I like it better on him. 19 00:00:51,746 --> 00:00:54,340 As a youthful act of defiance, Lindsay married... 20 00:00:54,449 --> 00:00:56,349 this man. 21 00:00:56,451 --> 00:00:58,976 They moved to Boston, where they've become celebrated... 22 00:00:59,087 --> 00:01:01,555 for their wine and cheese fund-raisers. 23 00:01:01,656 --> 00:01:03,851 Oh, no. I'm completely stuffed. 24 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:06,426 Michael and his sister haven't spoken in a year. 25 00:01:06,527 --> 00:01:08,586 Neither has acknowledged this. 26 00:01:08,696 --> 00:01:11,130 And this is Gob, Michael's oldest brother. 27 00:01:11,232 --> 00:01:14,201 So, this is the magic trick, huh? 28 00:01:14,302 --> 00:01:18,136 Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. 29 00:01:21,743 --> 00:01:23,677 Or candy. 30 00:01:23,778 --> 00:01:27,441 Gob recently started the Alliance of Magicians... 31 00:01:27,548 --> 00:01:29,516 an organization that blackballs any performer... 32 00:01:29,617 --> 00:01:31,881 who reveals a magician's secret. 33 00:01:31,986 --> 00:01:34,079 And finally there's Buster... 34 00:01:34,188 --> 00:01:37,419 - Hey, Buster. - the youngest of Michael's siblings. 35 00:01:37,525 --> 00:01:40,688 You know, you don't need to do that, buddy. It's okay. 36 00:01:40,795 --> 00:01:43,355 Thanks to the family's largesse, Buster has studied everything... 37 00:01:43,464 --> 00:01:46,160 from Native American tribal ceremonies... 38 00:01:48,236 --> 00:01:51,694 to cartography, the mapping of uncharted territories. 39 00:01:51,806 --> 00:01:54,832 Hasn't everything already sort of been discovered, though... 40 00:01:54,943 --> 00:01:57,776 by, like, Magellan and Cortés? 41 00:01:57,879 --> 00:01:59,779 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All those folks. 42 00:01:59,881 --> 00:02:01,781 Those guys did a pretty good job... 43 00:02:01,883 --> 00:02:05,182 but there's still, you know... 44 00:02:05,286 --> 00:02:08,585 He also suffers from crippling panic attacks. 45 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:11,215 Yes, this is his family. 46 00:02:11,326 --> 00:02:13,385 So why is Michael so happy? 47 00:02:13,494 --> 00:02:16,895 Because he's decided to never speak to these people again. 48 00:02:20,938 --> 00:02:23,873 Michael was feeling more generous about his family... 49 00:02:23,975 --> 00:02:26,239 on the morning of the boat party. 50 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:30,906 What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing? 51 00:02:31,015 --> 00:02:34,542 - Breakfast. - Family. 52 00:02:34,652 --> 00:02:38,053 Family. Right. I thought you meant of the things you eat. 53 00:02:38,155 --> 00:02:41,056 This is Michael's son, George Michael. 54 00:02:41,158 --> 00:02:43,786 I mean, we have made nothing but sacrifices for this family... 55 00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:45,725 and tonight it all pays off, my boy. 56 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:48,765 Tonight your granddad makes me partner. 57 00:02:48,866 --> 00:02:51,266 To prove his dedication to the family business... 58 00:02:51,369 --> 00:02:54,429 Michael has decided to live here... in the model unit... 59 00:02:54,538 --> 00:02:56,472 ofhis father's latest housing tract. 60 00:02:56,574 --> 00:02:59,566 The guys live in the attic so that the house... 61 00:02:59,677 --> 00:03:01,941 can still function as a pristine selling tool. 62 00:03:02,046 --> 00:03:03,980 And when I do get that promotion... 63 00:03:04,081 --> 00:03:06,379 I'll finally be able to get you what you deserve. 64 00:03:06,484 --> 00:03:08,645 Like a real home. 65 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:11,051 This is a real home. 66 00:03:11,155 --> 00:03:13,487 No, it's not. It's a fake home, son. 67 00:03:13,591 --> 00:03:15,491 You want the loops or the flakes today? 68 00:03:15,393 --> 00:03:17,623 The guys then headed down to Balboa Island... 69 00:03:17,728 --> 00:03:20,128 so George Michael could work at the frozen banana stand... 70 00:03:20,231 --> 00:03:22,256 his grandfather started in 1953. 71 00:03:22,366 --> 00:03:23,924 Bananas. 72 00:03:24,035 --> 00:03:27,368 Michael, meanwhile, was meeting his brother Gob... 73 00:03:27,471 --> 00:03:29,530 hoping to discuss his father's boat party. 74 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,370 Do you have your check for your share of the party? 75 00:03:32,476 --> 00:03:34,944 You know, I sort of thought my contribution... 76 00:03:35,046 --> 00:03:36,946 could be a magic show. 77 00:03:38,516 --> 00:03:40,814 - Oh, that's perfect, Gob. - Thank you. 78 00:03:40,918 --> 00:03:44,217 I just remembered something. Dad's retiring, not turning six. 79 00:03:44,322 --> 00:03:48,224 Hey, come on! I just bought this new illusion called the Aztec Tomb. 80 00:03:48,326 --> 00:03:51,454 - It cost like 18 grand! I'm gonna do it on the boat. - I don't care. 81 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:54,656 What do you care? Can't you just charge the party to the company? 82 00:03:54,765 --> 00:03:57,859 - It's not a business expense. - So what? Lindsay's been staying at the Four Seasons for a month. 83 00:03:57,969 --> 00:04:00,267 She's probably charging the company. 84 00:04:00,371 --> 00:04:02,896 Lindsay's been in town for a month? 85 00:04:03,007 --> 00:04:05,942 I don't think so. 86 00:04:06,043 --> 00:04:08,511 Michael was upset to hear this... 87 00:04:08,613 --> 00:04:10,877 so he went to discuss it with his mother. 88 00:04:10,982 --> 00:04:14,509 Mom! Mother! Give me your company checkbook. You're cut off. 89 00:04:14,619 --> 00:04:17,452 Michael, look. Look what happened to my fox. 90 00:04:17,555 --> 00:04:20,183 Someone cut off his little foot. 91 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:23,283 Is it... Is it noticeable? 92 00:04:23,394 --> 00:04:25,828 You've gotta remember... you're gonna be all splattered in red paint. 93 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:27,830 That's gonna distract the eye. 94 00:04:27,932 --> 00:04:31,459 I don't want you charging any more of your personal expenses to the company. 95 00:04:31,569 --> 00:04:35,335 Well, I had to pay for the Aztec Tomb. Gob says it's a career maker. 96 00:04:35,439 --> 00:04:38,840 Wait a minute. The company paid for the Aztec Tomb? That's great. 97 00:04:38,943 --> 00:04:41,070 Well, I was talking about Lindsay, okay? 98 00:04:41,178 --> 00:04:45,672 You put her in a five-star hotel, on top of which you didn't tell me she was in town. 99 00:04:45,783 --> 00:04:49,685 If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally. 100 00:04:49,787 --> 00:04:52,221 I don't care for Gob. 101 00:04:54,325 --> 00:04:57,783 Good grief. I dipped into the kitty a couple of times. 102 00:04:57,895 --> 00:05:00,022 You should be focused on tonight. 103 00:05:00,131 --> 00:05:02,725 Dad's making a big announcement. 104 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:06,530 Yeah? I knew it. It's about me, isn't it? 105 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:11,302 I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again. 106 00:05:11,409 --> 00:05:13,309 Michael! 107 00:05:13,411 --> 00:05:15,311 Tobias. 108 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:18,507 How are you? 109 00:05:18,616 --> 00:05:22,074 Good, good. How's your job search comin'? 110 00:05:24,255 --> 00:05:26,746 - It's good. It's going to be good. - Yeah? Great. 111 00:05:26,857 --> 00:05:29,587 I'm hoping the universe provides a path for me. 112 00:05:29,694 --> 00:05:32,162 Tobias recently lost his medical license... 113 00:05:32,263 --> 00:05:35,198 for administering C.P.R. to a person who, as it turned out... 114 00:05:35,299 --> 00:05:38,530 was not having a heart attack. 115 00:05:38,636 --> 00:05:43,073 Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight, start a career as a pirate. 116 00:05:43,174 --> 00:05:45,734 I haven't packed for that. 117 00:05:45,843 --> 00:05:48,073 - Couldn't find a thing. - Lindsay! 118 00:05:48,179 --> 00:05:51,080 - Michael! - How was your flight? 119 00:05:51,182 --> 00:05:53,946 - Great. Great. We just got in. - He knows. 120 00:05:54,051 --> 00:05:57,077 A month ago. Oh, I'm sorry. I've been meaning to call you. 121 00:05:57,188 --> 00:05:58,712 - I really have. - Really? 122 00:05:58,823 --> 00:06:02,020 - It's just been very busy. - Ugh! It's been crazy. 123 00:06:02,126 --> 00:06:04,924 We just had an amazing fund-raiser for HOOP. 124 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:08,021 - HOOP? - My anti-circumcision movement. 125 00:06:08,132 --> 00:06:10,100 I think it looks frightening when it's cut off. 126 00:06:10,201 --> 00:06:12,101 It's a Doberman. Let it have its ears. 127 00:06:12,203 --> 00:06:13,761 - Hmm. - Believe it or not... 128 00:06:13,871 --> 00:06:16,738 we brought in over $40,000. 129 00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:20,106 Unbelievable. Sounds like you saved enough skin to make 10 new boys. 130 00:06:20,211 --> 00:06:23,146 Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. 131 00:06:23,247 --> 00:06:25,408 I mean, how... 132 00:06:26,851 --> 00:06:29,217 are you? 133 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,220 Still good. You know what? 134 00:06:31,322 --> 00:06:33,882 You guys have had your hands in the company coffer for years. 135 00:06:33,991 --> 00:06:37,324 But starting tomorrow, there is going to be a new boss in town... 136 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:40,625 and you're all gonna have to start fending for yourselves. 137 00:06:40,731 --> 00:06:44,292 You're all gonna finally feel that sweet sting of sweat in your eyes. 138 00:06:44,402 --> 00:06:46,427 As... Buster! 139 00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:50,337 You can't do that on the balcony, buddy? 140 00:06:50,441 --> 00:06:52,909 Mom says it's too windy. 141 00:06:55,946 --> 00:06:58,278 Who could've done this? 142 00:06:58,382 --> 00:07:00,748 While Michael was getting fed up with his family... 143 00:07:00,851 --> 00:07:03,945 George Michael was finally getting to know them. 144 00:07:04,055 --> 00:07:07,115 Um, yeah. I bought a frozen banana... 145 00:07:07,224 --> 00:07:10,284 and when I bit into it, I found this. 146 00:07:10,394 --> 00:07:13,852 - Looks like a foot. - It tasted like a foot. 147 00:07:13,964 --> 00:07:17,798 Which I didn't really mind, but I'm pretty sure I said no nuts. 148 00:07:17,902 --> 00:07:19,927 Hey, you're my cousin, aren't you? 149 00:07:20,037 --> 00:07:21,766 Maybe. 150 00:07:21,872 --> 00:07:25,535 This is George Michael's cousin, Maeby. 151 00:07:25,643 --> 00:07:28,339 - I can't believe you didn't recognize me. - We never see you. 152 00:07:28,446 --> 00:07:30,539 We never see anybody in our family. 153 00:07:30,648 --> 00:07:33,879 I know. It's our parents' faults. We should teach them a lesson. 154 00:07:33,984 --> 00:07:38,444 Yeah. No. I don't think so. 155 00:07:38,556 --> 00:07:40,456 I should go to my mom tonight... 156 00:07:40,558 --> 00:07:42,890 and be like, "I met the cutest guy." 157 00:07:42,993 --> 00:07:46,986 And then she'll see you and me totally making out. 158 00:07:47,098 --> 00:07:49,464 But... But not really, right? 159 00:07:49,567 --> 00:07:51,467 It's perfect. She'd freak out... 160 00:07:51,569 --> 00:07:54,231 and I'd be like, "If we saw each other more often, this wouldn't happen." 161 00:07:54,338 --> 00:07:56,966 - But we're cousins. - That's what makes it funny. 162 00:07:57,074 --> 00:08:00,976 - But isn't it against the law? - Come on, George Michael. 163 00:08:04,582 --> 00:08:08,541 Tobias, now believing the boat party to be pirate-themed... 164 00:08:08,652 --> 00:08:12,019 - You look like a pirate! - began searching through his wife's luggage for an outfit. 165 00:08:12,123 --> 00:08:14,648 I should say so! Look at the blouse, sir! 166 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:19,161 Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates... 167 00:08:19,263 --> 00:08:22,562 Tobias boarded a van full ofhomosexuals. 168 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:28,002 Soon he was unwittingly part of a protest against the local yacht club. 169 00:08:28,105 --> 00:08:30,005 How are you? 170 00:08:30,107 --> 00:08:32,871 Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse. 171 00:08:32,977 --> 00:08:35,411 I like it better on him. 172 00:08:35,513 --> 00:08:38,505 And Michael's big moment finally came. 173 00:08:38,616 --> 00:08:42,347 I give you the new C.E.O. for the Bluth Company. 174 00:08:43,521 --> 00:08:46,046 Certainly the smartest Bluth. 175 00:08:46,157 --> 00:08:48,182 My favorite Bluth. 176 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:53,753 And the, uh, sexiest creature I have ever laid eyes on. 177 00:08:55,399 --> 00:08:58,266 My lovely wife, Lucille. 178 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:05,701 Mom! 179 00:09:05,809 --> 00:09:08,744 Mom, congratulations! 180 00:09:10,181 --> 00:09:12,547 Sorry. It's not the right time. 181 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,823 I'm not gonna lie to you, Michael. This is great news for HOOP. 182 00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:42,610 Hey. 183 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:45,741 - You okay? - You and I, we've waited long enough. 184 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:49,378 It's time to move on. All right? 185 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,619 I guess we're gonna see you guys even less now. 186 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:56,024 I told you. We should've taught them a lesson. 187 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:58,426 Lindsay, I want you in this picture. Come on. 188 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,095 All right. Let's see some smiles, people. 189 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:10,198 It's a... It's a party, not a shareholders' meeting. 190 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:14,507 Are those police boats? 191 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:17,104 No, I'm serious. I think they are police boats. 192 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:20,014 Prepare to be boarded. Prepare to be boarded. 193 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:24,215 - I knew it was against the law. - That's the Securities and Exchange Commission. 194 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,382 - They have boats? - Give me a cell phone. 195 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:30,053 Lindsay, Buster, up to the bridge! Come on, Buster! 196 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:33,131 - Almighty good grief. - Delores, listen to me. 197 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,132 - Out of my way! - Empty the account. 198 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:37,794 - Out of my way! - Why are you crying? Why are you crying? 199 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,337 Out of my way! Out! Out! Out! 200 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:43,499 Lindsay, take the wheel! Buster, find us a channel to the ocean! 201 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,406 Gee, I don't have any mapping equipment with me. 202 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:49,277 You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean! 203 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:51,679 Okay. Okay. Okay. 204 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:55,049 - Can you hear me now? - Obviously this blue part here is the land. 205 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,850 That would mean... 206 00:10:57,956 --> 00:11:00,356 Oh, Buster, Buster. You'll be all right. 207 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:03,053 Shredder. No. Save it. Save it. Shredder. 208 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:06,222 Please don't leave us now, Buster! Please! 209 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:09,129 - Get in the tomb. The Aztec Tomb. - Save it. Shred it. 210 00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:11,395 Hold on. I don't have time for your magic tricks. 211 00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:14,370 Illusions, Dad! You don't have time for my illusions! 212 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,839 What is wrong with you? Why are you so angry? 213 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,604 Look. Just stay in the box. I'll make you disappear. 214 00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:23,010 The Bluth family dominated the news that night. 215 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,879 Bluth Development Company president George Bluth... 216 00:11:25,984 --> 00:11:29,181 was arrested tonight for defrauding investors... 217 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:32,689 and using the company as his personal piggy bank. 218 00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:34,884 More intrigue on the high seas tonight... 219 00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:37,427 as dozens of local pirates were arrested... 220 00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:40,191 for protesting the yacht club's discriminatory policies. 221 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,130 Even Michael's brother Gob made the news. 222 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:45,897 It was Mr. Bluth's son Gob, a part-time magician... 223 00:11:46,004 --> 00:11:49,337 who hid his father here in the Aztec Tomb. 224 00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:51,534 By pushing on this pivoting panel... 225 00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:54,635 I have to think the Alliance is gonna frown on this. 226 00:11:54,746 --> 00:11:56,771 Perhaps a good trick for a human... 227 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,442 but the dogs found him almost instantly. 228 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:01,746 Free at last, darlings. 229 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,913 - I'm all right. - Thank God. 230 00:12:04,022 --> 00:12:06,252 Oh, what an adventure. Oh, my goodness! 231 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,918 Buster! Don't do that. 232 00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:11,052 What an adventure, gang. 233 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:13,654 I thought that the homosexuals were pirates... 234 00:12:13,765 --> 00:12:17,496 but it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater. 235 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,831 You're right though. It is amazing. 236 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:25,569 I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me, and... 237 00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:27,838 and I think it has. 238 00:12:27,946 --> 00:12:30,642 - You're gay? - No. No. 239 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:35,482 I'm not... I'm not gay. No. Lindsay, how many times must we have this... 240 00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:39,614 No. I want to be an actor. 241 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:47,054 Okay, guys. Um, they are gonna keep Dad in prison... 242 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,464 at least until this gets all sorted out. 243 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:53,334 Also, the attorney said they're gonna have to put a halt on the company's expense account. 244 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:58,836 Interesting. I would have expected that after the "keeping Dad in jail." 245 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,710 You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor. 246 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:06,444 - And I'm putting Buster in charge. - That's a good choice. 247 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:10,386 Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land? 248 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:13,481 - He's had business classes. - Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait. 249 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:16,060 Eighteenth-century agrarian business. 250 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:19,131 But I guess it's all the same principles. 251 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,461 Are you at all concerned about an uprising? 252 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:26,368 That's it. I'm done. I'm sick and tired of the greed and the selfishness and the taking. 253 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,872 Forget it. I've got a son to think about. 254 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,738 And, Lindsay, by the way, I expected this from them... 255 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,744 because they're completely oblivious. 256 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:37,247 But you... you should know better. 257 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:41,183 In the days that followed, Lindsay had no choice... 258 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:45,189 but to check her family out of the hotel earlier than planned. 259 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,689 And her husband started looking for work. 260 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,165 My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke. 261 00:13:56,268 --> 00:14:00,466 I was Chief Resident of Psychiatry at Mass General for two years... 262 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:04,031 and I did my fellowship in psycholinguistics at M.I.T. 263 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:08,477 And this is "I'm a Bad, Bad Man" from Annie Get Your Gun. 264 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,547 Lucille was finding it difficult to go about her daily life. 265 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:22,559 The S.E.C. is making him out to be some kind of mastermind, which... believe me... he's not. 266 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,255 The man can barely work our shredder. 267 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:29,266 Michael was able to secure a job with a rival housing company almost immediately. 268 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,599 We'll set you up in Arizona in one of our finest estates. 269 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,106 Attic or main house? 270 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,480 And Buster was discovering his academic pursuits... 271 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,913 didn't fully prepare him for his new responsibilities. 272 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,611 Have you looked at the latest figures on the Sudden Valley expansion... 273 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,950 vis-ŕ-vis the development versus the tax... 274 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,821 - You guys are so smart. - Two percent per annum. This is a non-recoupable... 275 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,894 We need Michael. 276 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,726 - We need ice. - Michael. We need Michael. 277 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,926 And so the family staged an intervention. 278 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:06,266 I'm sorry. What exactly is this intervention for? 279 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,501 We need you to come back and run the business. 280 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:16,104 Okay. So technically it's not really an intervention. It's more of an imposition. 281 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,911 - Whatever you want to call it. - I'd love to call it an imposition. 282 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:22,351 We're in trouble here, Michael. And I can't perform my magic. 283 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,945 I'm getting blackballed from even the smaller venues. 284 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:28,857 I'll be honest. I'm just more comfortable with an Alliance-approved magician. 285 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,624 Give 'em a hell of a show, champ. 286 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,031 off, traitor. 287 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,099 Can you believe this? They're still fighting. 288 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:45,802 Yeah, I know. I'm tempted to kiss again so we could teach 'em a lesson. 289 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,004 Why would that teach them a lesson? 290 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,139 No, I mean, uh, to freak them out. 291 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,048 - That doesn't make any sense. - Isn't that what makes it funny? 292 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,281 I'm laughing. Go fish... Uno... Okay. 293 00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:00,187 - I just need a drink. - Well, I'm sorry. It's just too late. 294 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,522 I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job. 295 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,525 Something you apply for, and then they pay you to, uh... 296 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,536 Never mind. I don't want to ruin the surprise. So, no hard feelings. 297 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,903 Adios. Sayonara. I'll see you when the first parent dies. 298 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,535 Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. 299 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,341 - Touché. - George Michael, grab the coat. 300 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,712 I think Dad would really want you to help us out here. 301 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:29,345 - Dad's in jail. Here we go. - Well, the least you could do is say good-bye to him. 302 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:33,824 In fact, Michael had not spoken to his father since the arrest... 303 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,555 and he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation. 304 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:41,531 - I quit. - Probably a good career move. 305 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,430 You know, I parked in the same spot for the last five years. 306 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:50,201 I was there on time every single day. 307 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,243 - Mike... - I was so loyal. I worked so hard. 308 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,608 - Why didn't you just put me in charge? - Michael, listen to me. 309 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,079 These guys, the S.E.C., they've been after me for years. 310 00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,015 I put you in charge, you're gonna be wearing one of these jumpsuits too. 311 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,747 - I could've helped... - You'd be an accomplice. 312 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,914 No. It had to be your mom. 313 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:12,695 They cannot arrest a husband and wife... 314 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:15,096 for the same crime. 315 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,296 Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad. 316 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,874 Really? 317 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,743 I got the worst... attorneys. 318 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,114 With Michael leaving town... 319 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,652 Lindsay decided to take inventory of the family's last remaining asset: 320 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:37,085 their model home. 321 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,252 - What are you doing? - Packing up. What are you doing? 322 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:45,729 Well, just looking for... you. 323 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,800 - To say good-bye to you. - Gonna miss you guys. 324 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,667 Oh, well. We'll come out and see you in... 325 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,296 Yeah. We'll miss you too. 326 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:59,468 It's been nice having you guys around... you know, to talk to. 327 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,775 Well, since Mom died, it's been kind of lonely and... 328 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:06,009 I just wish we could all stay here. 329 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,354 - l... I need a hand with the van, please. - Okay. 330 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,356 Sorry. 331 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,305 Well, l-I guess he really misses his family. 332 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:38,008 - Well, he doesn't know us very well. - Yeah, clearly. 333 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,814 Let me ask you a question. Where the hell have you been? Why didn't you call me? 334 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,320 Look at my life, Michael. 335 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:48,359 Tobias is out of work. We're in debt. It's... 336 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:56,062 What are you doing? Are you trying to cry? 337 00:18:56,168 --> 00:19:00,867 I'm sad. Life is hard right now. I've got theJ.D.L. on my ass. 338 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,568 - J.D.L.? - Jewish Defense League. 339 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,645 Oh, the circumcision thing? This is why I was against HOOP. 340 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:11,182 - Why didn't you just mind your own business? - This is why I didn't call you! 341 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:14,377 - You're so judgmental. - No, I'm not judgmental. 342 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,011 - And you're disappointed in me. - I'm not disappointed in you. 343 00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:19,920 - You are. - So I'm disappointed in you. 344 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:22,687 But come on. What is not disappointing about my life? 345 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:26,253 Dad didn't give me the promotion. Dad's in jail. How disappointing is that? 346 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,266 - We're a disappointing family. - We're an incredibly disappointing family. 347 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:34,370 But we are a family, and I want my son to be happy. 348 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:39,103 So maybe we should be in each other's lives. 349 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:42,374 - I'd like that. - Yeah? 350 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,848 - Seriously, you're gonna pull a muscle. - I used to be able to do this. 351 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,354 So Michael decided to stay in California... 352 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,583 and try to save the family business. 353 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:57,093 And for the first time ever, he gathered his family together in the model home. 354 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,892 - Dad was always banker, so there was no beating him. - Totally. 355 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:03,195 He should've been stocking up on those "get out of jail free" cards. 356 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:07,466 - Good one, George Michael! - Very good. 357 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:11,304 - Two hundred for Short Line. - I wish you guys didn't have to go so soon. 358 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:15,676 Oh, on that subject, these guys are actually gonna be staying with us. 359 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:19,410 For a while. Just your aunt and her husband. Not Gob. 360 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,385 - Really? - Yeah. What the hell, huh? Family first. 361 00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:26,821 It is gonna be a little crowded, so you're gonna have to share a room with your cousin. 362 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,159 On the next Arrested Development... 363 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,392 George Michael gets a new roommate. 364 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,135 It was really your brother we were interested in. 365 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,003 I mean, you don't even have any references. 366 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:46,236 Is that enough of a reference for you? 367 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:49,337 And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail. 368 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,348 You love it here? 369 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,385 Oh, I'm having the time of my life! 370 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,386 Hey, T-Bone.