1 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:07,132 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth 2 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:08,759 arrived home to find the rental car... 3 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,386 his sister, Lindsay, had promised to return. 4 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,555 Lindsay, you have to cut back on 5 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,599 everything. I'm even selling the corporatejet. 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,393 Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? 7 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,770 Why don't we just take an 8 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,104 ad out in I'm Poor magazine? 9 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,689 I'm trying to get 10 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,149 development started. All right? 11 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:25,692 - I've got six bulldozers 12 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,319 waiting to get underway. - Bulldozing? 13 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,321 - What about the trees? - We're 14 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,323 just gonna cover them up with blankets. 15 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,908 - I'm ripping them out. - 16 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,534 Anything for a buck, right? 17 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:36,953 You are so materialistic. 18 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,872 - Don't suddenly turn this into one of 19 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:40,707 your causes. - It's not sudden, Michael. 20 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,709 I've always been deeply passionate about 21 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,544 nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? 22 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:46,463 I'll never forget your wedding. 23 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,548 I care deeply for nature. 24 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:50,634 - You're wearing ostrich skin 25 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,718 boots. 26 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,261 - I don't care about ostriches 27 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,430 You're looking at a desperate man, Michael. 28 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:58,141 - Do you need money? - What I need is freedom. 29 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:02,604 Marta is being interviewed today on TV... 30 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:06,149 about her show, El Amor Prohibido. 31 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,650 It's bad enough that I gotta go 32 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,152 to the awards show tomorrow night. 33 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,820 Today I gotta stand next 34 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,363 to her like I'm Rita Wilson. 35 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,240 [Narrator] Gob's girlfriend Marta had 36 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,075 been nominated for a daytime Desi... 37 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,036 the award given for excellence 38 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,913 in Spanish daytime television. 39 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,373 You found a woman who believes in you. 40 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:23,833 You should make a commitment 41 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:25,209 to her, 'cause life is short. 42 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,502 I would give anything to 43 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,712 be able to have that again. 44 00:01:27,795 --> 00:01:30,673 You know? A family? Nothing else matters. 45 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,467 - [Lucille] Michael.! - That's Mom. Hide. 46 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:34,469 { Whispering] You brought up money earlier. 47 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:36,846 I actually would like to borrow some. 48 00:01:36,929 --> 00:01:38,514 - No. - [Lucille] Michael? 49 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,100 - He's in here, Mom! - Come on. 50 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:44,103 No way. That's mine. Give it to me! 51 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,731 Gob, wait! I need those tickets! 52 00:01:46,814 --> 00:01:47,815 - { Sighs 53 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:49,358 He promised me tickets to 54 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,776 his girlfriend's awards show. 55 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,445 You're going to that thing? 56 00:01:52,528 --> 00:01:54,822 Well, my dear friend Lucille Austero... 57 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,199 is part owner of a television station... 58 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,703 and I want to show up and hold my head high. 59 00:02:00,786 --> 00:02:02,246 I may not have her money anymore, 60 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,789 but at least I have a live husband. 61 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,751 Ah, she's lucky to have you as a friend. 62 00:02:07,084 --> 00:02:08,794 - Buster. - Hey, brother. 63 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,839 Uh, Mom said you could tie this for me. 64 00:02:11,922 --> 00:02:16,218 Make it long so Buster doesn't seem so... round. 65 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:18,220 - Come here, pal. - Thank you. 66 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,139 Do you guys got a big date? 67 00:02:21,265 --> 00:02:23,058 Well, we're not dating. { Chuckles] 68 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:24,977 Nonetheless... Come here... 69 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:26,937 shouldn't Buster be spending his evenings... 70 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:30,024 with women that aren't so much... his mother? 71 00:02:30,107 --> 00:02:33,319 He's a beautiful boy. They don't appreciate him. 72 00:02:33,402 --> 00:02:35,029 It's his glasses. They 73 00:02:35,112 --> 00:02:36,655 make him look like a lizard. 74 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:40,034 - Plus, he's self-conscious. - Gee, I wonder why. 75 00:02:40,117 --> 00:02:42,411 When's the last time you went on a date? 76 00:02:42,494 --> 00:02:44,663 I just haven't met anybody who's not 77 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:45,914 self-absorbed and impossible 78 00:02:45,914 --> 00:02:47,041 to have a conversation with. 79 00:02:47,124 --> 00:02:49,501 If that's a veiled criticism about me... 80 00:02:49,585 --> 00:02:52,171 I won't hear it and I won't respond to it. 81 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,131 Hmm. Maybe I'm wrong. 82 00:02:54,256 --> 00:02:56,091 [Narrator] Later that day Michael 83 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,885 finalized the sale of the corporatejet... 84 00:02:57,968 --> 00:02:59,761 and was also able to solve the 85 00:02:59,845 --> 00:03:01,555 family's transportation problem. 86 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,182 Hmm? 87 00:03:03,307 --> 00:03:05,893 I am not riding in that thing. 88 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:07,352 Well, we sold the jet, and they 89 00:03:07,436 --> 00:03:08,937 didn't want this. What am I gonna do? 90 00:03:09,021 --> 00:03:10,105 Besides, Lindsay, it's not 91 00:03:10,188 --> 00:03:11,273 like you're materialistic. 92 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:14,026 [Michael] Well, then, it's all yours. 93 00:03:14,109 --> 00:03:16,320 Watch out for bridges and hop-ons. 94 00:03:16,403 --> 00:03:19,072 You're gonna get some hop-ons. 95 00:03:19,072 --> 00:03:20,949 [Narrator] And Michael was finally prepared... 96 00:03:21,074 --> 00:03:23,952 to begin the next phase of the family business. 97 00:03:24,077 --> 00:03:25,454 [TV: News Anchorman] We go 98 00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:26,747 to Trisha Thoon for more. 99 00:03:26,872 --> 00:03:28,790 An activist known as Johnny Bark has 100 00:03:28,874 --> 00:03:30,667 taken residence in this beloved tree... 101 00:03:30,751 --> 00:03:32,669 and refuses to come down. 102 00:03:32,753 --> 00:03:34,671 What is he protesting? 103 00:03:34,754 --> 00:03:36,173 The expansion of high-cost, 104 00:03:36,256 --> 00:03:37,507 low-quality mini-mansions... 105 00:03:37,591 --> 00:03:39,509 like this one here. 106 00:03:39,593 --> 00:03:41,386 { Knocks On Window, Glass Shatters] 107 00:03:41,511 --> 00:03:43,805 You gotta be kidding me. 108 00:03:49,686 --> 00:03:50,979 [Narrator] Michael met with his 109 00:03:51,021 --> 00:03:52,564 sister about the activist in the tree. 110 00:03:52,647 --> 00:03:54,107 [Narrator] Michael met with his 111 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,734 sister about the activist in the tree. 112 00:03:55,817 --> 00:03:57,694 You want me to get him out? 113 00:03:57,777 --> 00:03:59,863 Oh, come on, It's one tree. 114 00:03:59,946 --> 00:04:01,406 After we get that lot cleared, 115 00:04:01,489 --> 00:04:02,824 we're gonna have enough money... 116 00:04:02,907 --> 00:04:06,035 for you to neuter thousands of animals. 117 00:04:06,119 --> 00:04:07,620 You can make dogs and cats a complete 118 00:04:07,704 --> 00:04:09,372 thing of the past. No more dogs and cats. 119 00:04:09,456 --> 00:04:11,791 And we will have enough money... 120 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:13,501 for me to replace the 121 00:04:13,585 --> 00:04:15,128 stair car with a normal car. 122 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:17,714 I'll do it for the cats. 123 00:04:17,797 --> 00:04:19,007 [Narrating] Meanwhile, 124 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:20,466 Marta's interview was underway... 125 00:04:20,466 --> 00:04:22,176 and Gob was getting 126 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,970 uncomfortable playing the supportive role. 127 00:04:24,012 --> 00:04:27,432 I just told him that we are this family now... 128 00:04:27,515 --> 00:04:29,017 and that career's one 129 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,476 thing, but family is forever. 130 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,021 I, too, have an announcement to make. 131 00:04:33,354 --> 00:04:36,274 To prove that no prison can hold me... 132 00:04:36,357 --> 00:04:38,109 I will incarcerate myself in the 133 00:04:38,192 --> 00:04:39,861 penitentiary that holds my own father... 134 00:04:39,986 --> 00:04:42,905 only to escape 24 hours later. 135 00:04:42,989 --> 00:04:45,324 No shackles can hold these hands. 136 00:04:46,868 --> 00:04:48,786 Say that to them in Spanish. 137 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:50,371 [Narrator] The next day, Michael 138 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:51,956 got a call to meet Gob at the prison. 139 00:04:52,039 --> 00:04:53,791 You're going into prison? I thought 140 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,585 there was something wrong with Dad. 141 00:04:55,585 --> 00:04:57,378 What? No, Dad's fine. Just saw him in there 142 00:04:57,420 --> 00:04:59,213 throwing the ball around with a couple guys. 143 00:04:59,297 --> 00:05:02,174 Which, of course, he never did with me. 144 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:03,884 - How did you get them to agree 145 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:05,511 to this? - Oh, the warden's a fan. 146 00:05:05,595 --> 00:05:07,555 You really think you can break out of my prison? 147 00:05:07,597 --> 00:05:10,266 You won't even know I was here. 148 00:05:10,349 --> 00:05:11,642 [Narrator] The warden was 149 00:05:11,726 --> 00:05:13,185 intrigued... less about the stunt... 150 00:05:13,227 --> 00:05:15,104 and more about the prison beatings 151 00:05:15,187 --> 00:05:17,023 this brash magician was sure to receive. 152 00:05:17,106 --> 00:05:18,315 - Well, any press is good 153 00:05:18,399 --> 00:05:19,567 press, huh? - [Gob Chuckling] 154 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:21,527 Right. 155 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:23,529 [Narrator] So Gob went about 156 00:05:23,612 --> 00:05:25,448 swallowing the key to prepare for his escape. 157 00:05:46,885 --> 00:05:48,595 { Laughing] 158 00:05:48,721 --> 00:05:50,723 Then I pass the key, bust out 159 00:05:50,806 --> 00:05:52,725 of prison and into magic history. 160 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:54,727 Of course, that is gonna conflict 161 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:56,603 with my going to the Desis with Marta. 162 00:05:56,729 --> 00:05:58,897 Well, life's a compromise. 163 00:05:58,981 --> 00:06:00,607 I probably would have taken her to the 164 00:06:00,691 --> 00:06:02,192 nice event, but prison'll be fun too. 165 00:06:02,317 --> 00:06:03,569 - Thank you. I knew you'd come 166 00:06:03,652 --> 00:06:04,987 through. - How'd I come through? 167 00:06:04,987 --> 00:06:06,238 - Thank you. I knew you'd come 168 00:06:06,321 --> 00:06:07,656 through. - How'd I come through? 169 00:06:07,698 --> 00:06:10,159 Gob, how'd I come through? 170 00:06:10,492 --> 00:06:12,411 You might wanna find 171 00:06:12,494 --> 00:06:14,288 something a little stronger, Warden. 172 00:06:14,371 --> 00:06:15,455 - { Electric Zap] - { 173 00:06:15,539 --> 00:06:16,707 Groans] What is your problem? 174 00:06:16,748 --> 00:06:19,418 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Lindsay set 175 00:06:19,459 --> 00:06:22,045 about fulfilling her promise to Michael. 176 00:06:26,591 --> 00:06:28,719 Get out of our { Beeps] tree. 177 00:06:28,802 --> 00:06:30,387 [Narrator] At this moment, Maeby 178 00:06:30,470 --> 00:06:31,972 found another opportunity to rebel. 179 00:06:32,055 --> 00:06:34,975 - We have to save this tree. - We have to! 180 00:06:35,058 --> 00:06:37,018 [Narrator] And George Sr. was 181 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:38,979 about to be surprised by his son. 182 00:06:39,062 --> 00:06:41,481 Keep your arm up. That's how you get accuracy. 183 00:06:41,565 --> 00:06:42,983 Thought you said throwing the ball 184 00:06:43,024 --> 00:06:44,568 against the garage door by yourself... 185 00:06:44,651 --> 00:06:46,194 was how you got accuracy. 186 00:06:46,278 --> 00:06:47,821 Gob, what are you doing here? 187 00:06:47,904 --> 00:06:48,905 - Life, Dad 188 00:06:48,989 --> 00:06:51,533 I killed a guy. 189 00:06:51,616 --> 00:06:53,243 Nah, it's just a publicity 190 00:06:53,326 --> 00:06:54,869 stunt. I'm gonna bust out tomorrow. 191 00:06:54,953 --> 00:06:56,288 - Impressive, no? - You idiot. 192 00:06:56,371 --> 00:06:57,747 You're gonna get yourself killed. 193 00:06:57,831 --> 00:06:59,666 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize 194 00:06:59,749 --> 00:07:01,501 there weren't any magic fans here. 195 00:07:01,584 --> 00:07:04,379 Hey, White Power Bill, he's all right. 196 00:07:04,462 --> 00:07:06,256 White Power Bill can't hear 197 00:07:06,339 --> 00:07:08,091 you... with such dirty ears. 198 00:07:08,174 --> 00:07:11,553 Hey, White Power Bill has dirty ears. Hey, guys! 199 00:07:11,636 --> 00:07:14,639 Dirty Ears Bill! Dirty Ears Bill! 200 00:07:14,722 --> 00:07:16,141 [Narrator] And Michael was about 201 00:07:16,224 --> 00:07:17,642 to get a surprise visit ofhis own. 202 00:07:17,725 --> 00:07:20,520 - [Doorbell Rings] - { Glass Shatters] 203 00:07:22,313 --> 00:07:24,190 Michael? 204 00:07:24,315 --> 00:07:27,277 Yes? Hi. I'm Michael. 205 00:07:27,402 --> 00:07:29,362 I'm Marta. 206 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:32,657 You're Marta? 207 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:35,201 Thank you so much for taking me to the awards. 208 00:07:35,285 --> 00:07:36,494 Gob said he really 209 00:07:36,577 --> 00:07:38,162 appreciated you coming through for him. 210 00:07:38,204 --> 00:07:39,914 Oh. Sure. Yeah. 211 00:07:39,998 --> 00:07:41,958 This is how I came through, huh? 212 00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:43,960 Listen, Marta... 213 00:07:44,043 --> 00:07:46,963 I hope you don't mind driving. I took a cab here. 214 00:07:47,046 --> 00:07:48,548 I just couldn't find my keys. 215 00:07:49,715 --> 00:07:51,217 Well, my brother may have eaten them. 216 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,802 - { Chuckles] - Look... 217 00:07:54,512 --> 00:07:58,975 Um... I haven't hired a limo or anything. 218 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:02,728 - I don't mind. - I think you might. 219 00:08:02,854 --> 00:08:05,231 ?? [Man Singing Rock] 220 00:08:11,946 --> 00:08:13,823 Look, I'm an activist too. I appreciate 221 00:08:13,906 --> 00:08:15,700 what you're doing for the environment. 222 00:08:15,783 --> 00:08:18,619 But we're not the only ones who destroy trees. 223 00:08:18,661 --> 00:08:20,079 What about beavers? 224 00:08:20,204 --> 00:08:21,664 You call yourself an 225 00:08:21,747 --> 00:08:23,332 environmentalist? Go club some beavers. 226 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:26,877 You don't really get nature, do ya? 227 00:08:26,961 --> 00:08:29,922 It will be torn down, with or without you. 228 00:08:31,465 --> 00:08:33,467 Where are the stairs? 229 00:08:33,592 --> 00:08:36,011 [Narrator] Meanwhile, the Desis were underway. 230 00:08:36,137 --> 00:08:38,973 { Speaking Spanish] 231 00:08:39,056 --> 00:08:41,267 Guillermo Ortiz como El Ratón... 232 00:08:41,392 --> 00:08:43,602 Pablo Dominguez como Pepito... 233 00:08:43,727 --> 00:08:46,272 Felicio Colón como Miguelito... 234 00:08:46,397 --> 00:08:48,065 And Lucille was mingling with the 235 00:08:48,148 --> 00:08:49,817 elite of the Latino Television Academy. 236 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,860 Can I get a vodka tonic, please? 237 00:08:51,986 --> 00:08:55,698 I'd like a vodka tonic. Vodka tonic, please? 238 00:08:55,781 --> 00:08:57,116 A sea of waiters, and no 239 00:08:57,199 --> 00:08:58,450 one will take a drink order. 240 00:08:58,534 --> 00:09:00,452 Buster was also mingling... 241 00:09:00,536 --> 00:09:01,995 but, at Lucille's 242 00:09:02,079 --> 00:09:03,664 insistence, wasn't wearing his glasses. 243 00:09:03,705 --> 00:09:05,707 ? Cómo estoy? 244 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:10,420 Exciting night. 245 00:09:10,504 --> 00:09:12,464 { Chuckles] 246 00:09:12,589 --> 00:09:14,550 And Lucille Bluth crossed 247 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:16,552 paths with Lucille Austero. 248 00:09:18,762 --> 00:09:20,305 Lucille? 249 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:22,140 Lucille! 250 00:09:22,224 --> 00:09:24,142 - Well, aren't you something? - Oh! 251 00:09:24,226 --> 00:09:26,645 Showing up here without your husband. 252 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:29,314 Shame be damned. Caution to the wind. 253 00:09:29,439 --> 00:09:31,108 That's so sweet, darling. 254 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:32,859 I'm here to support you. 255 00:09:32,901 --> 00:09:34,403 You're the one who's all 256 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,904 alone and likely to stay that way. 257 00:09:35,904 --> 00:09:38,490 My husband's just a phone call away. 258 00:09:38,615 --> 00:09:41,535 That's one call per day, isn't it? 259 00:09:41,618 --> 00:09:43,203 Gee, I should think he'd 260 00:09:43,286 --> 00:09:44,788 wanna save that for his lawyer. 261 00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:47,666 At least he's in prison, not an urn. 262 00:09:50,877 --> 00:09:53,213 You are so deliciously witty. 263 00:09:53,296 --> 00:09:55,006 Aren't we having fun? 264 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,175 [Narrator] The other Lucille 265 00:09:57,259 --> 00:09:59,261 also suffers from severe vertigo. 266 00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:04,307 ?? [Man Singing] 267 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:12,691 [Applause] 268 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:17,570 [Narrator] Lucille Austero, meanwhile... 269 00:10:17,654 --> 00:10:19,114 perhaps because she'd never 270 00:10:19,197 --> 00:10:20,573 seen him without his glasses... 271 00:10:20,657 --> 00:10:22,575 first took notice of Buster. 272 00:10:22,659 --> 00:10:24,744 ?? [Latin Pop] 273 00:10:26,287 --> 00:10:28,248 { Giggles] 274 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:32,961 Buster, however, failed to notice her... 275 00:10:35,171 --> 00:10:37,090 and she sent him a proposition. 276 00:10:37,173 --> 00:10:40,260 Excuse me, sir. This is for you. 277 00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:44,180 { Grunts] 278 00:10:46,432 --> 00:10:48,059 Huh? 279 00:10:48,142 --> 00:10:49,143 [Narrator] Finally, 280 00:10:49,185 --> 00:10:50,478 Marta's category was announced. 281 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,480 - ? : Yel Desi va a... - ?? [Drumroll] 282 00:10:53,272 --> 00:10:55,817 Sandra Elena Higuera! 283 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:59,153 ?? [Fanfare] 284 00:10:59,237 --> 00:11:01,739 ?? [Orchestra Continues] 285 00:11:06,285 --> 00:11:08,955 Marta? Hey. 286 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,041 I'm sorry. You really deserved to win in there. 287 00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:17,129 Did you win? l-I don't speak Spanish. 288 00:11:17,213 --> 00:11:18,923 It's not about the award. 289 00:11:19,048 --> 00:11:20,716 It's crazy, but I thought 290 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,385 it would make Gob proud. 291 00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:24,345 I'm sure, in his own way, that he's... 292 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:26,806 I just think he doesn't 293 00:11:26,889 --> 00:11:29,141 understand family. You know, commitment. 294 00:11:29,266 --> 00:11:32,770 But those are the only things that matter in life. 295 00:11:32,853 --> 00:11:34,230 [Narrator] At that moment 296 00:11:34,313 --> 00:11:35,689 Michael realized that this was... 297 00:11:35,731 --> 00:11:38,067 the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. 298 00:11:38,192 --> 00:11:40,319 For the first time since he 299 00:11:40,402 --> 00:11:42,446 lost his wife, he wanted someone. 300 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:44,448 ?? [Man Singing Rock] 301 00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:46,742 { Laughs] 302 00:11:48,327 --> 00:11:49,828 [Narrator] At the same moment, 303 00:11:49,912 --> 00:11:51,413 Gob was ready to retrieve the key... 304 00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:52,873 to execute his escape. 305 00:11:52,957 --> 00:11:55,501 Is there a private bathroom nearby? 306 00:11:55,626 --> 00:11:57,544 { Clang] 307 00:11:57,628 --> 00:12:00,381 - You're looking at it. - No, I can't use that. 308 00:12:00,506 --> 00:12:02,049 No, no, I need privacy. 309 00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,550 Yeah, I've always been that way. 310 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:04,551 No, no, I need privacy. 311 00:12:04,635 --> 00:12:05,969 Yeah, I've always been that way. 312 00:12:06,011 --> 00:12:07,679 I can't go without privacy. 313 00:12:07,763 --> 00:12:09,973 I c... I can't pass this key without privacy! 314 00:12:10,057 --> 00:12:12,601 Well, I could ask the guys to leave, but, uh... 315 00:12:12,684 --> 00:12:14,603 they've been locking the doors lately. 316 00:12:14,686 --> 00:12:16,522 l... 317 00:12:17,022 --> 00:12:19,149 I've made a huge mistake. 318 00:12:22,778 --> 00:12:24,655 [Narrator] Michael was having a wonderful time 319 00:12:24,738 --> 00:12:26,698 with Marta and didn't want the evening to end... 320 00:12:27,407 --> 00:12:28,784 while Lindsay was bonding 321 00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:30,160 with the man in the tree. 322 00:12:30,285 --> 00:12:31,620 You have no idea what it's 323 00:12:31,703 --> 00:12:32,996 like to save a living thing. 324 00:12:33,121 --> 00:12:35,374 Well, for your information, I do. 325 00:12:35,457 --> 00:12:37,417 My husband, Tobias, and I used to 326 00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:39,378 do this kind of thing all the time. 327 00:12:39,419 --> 00:12:42,381 I guess that's why I was so attracted to him. 328 00:12:42,422 --> 00:12:43,924 He was a serious and 329 00:12:44,007 --> 00:12:45,342 committed advocate for change. 330 00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:46,551 Where is he now? 331 00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:48,303 At a weekend stage fighting 332 00:12:48,386 --> 00:12:49,971 workshop with Carl Weathers. 333 00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:54,184 But he used to believe in things. 334 00:12:54,309 --> 00:12:56,895 - We both used to. - [Door Opens] 335 00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:59,231 Sorry, Lindsay. I didn't 336 00:12:59,314 --> 00:13:01,525 realize you were up there. 337 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,945 Oh, I'm up here, Mike, and I'm not coming down! 338 00:13:06,321 --> 00:13:09,741 I'm gonna save this tree, no matter what it takes. 339 00:13:09,866 --> 00:13:11,910 - Okay. I'll see you when you realize 340 00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:13,995 what that bucket's for. - [Door Closes] 341 00:13:14,079 --> 00:13:15,455 I can see why your mom likes 342 00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:16,831 it. It is a really nice tree... 343 00:13:16,915 --> 00:13:18,833 We've gotta get it torn down. 344 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:22,253 That must die... stupid tree. 345 00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:27,467 - Buster's out of control. - Another panic attack? 346 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,844 Me? No. She's just wigged out 347 00:13:29,928 --> 00:13:32,138 because I have a girlfriend. 348 00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:33,681 A waiter hands him a note; 349 00:13:33,765 --> 00:13:35,141 suddenly he's Steve McQueen. 350 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:37,727 He doesn't even know what she looks like. 351 00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:40,230 I know she's a brownish area with points. 352 00:13:41,356 --> 00:13:42,857 And I know I love her. 353 00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:44,984 I'm calling Dr. Miller. 354 00:13:49,364 --> 00:13:51,407 Okay, I don't know I love her... 355 00:13:51,532 --> 00:13:53,534 but I cannot tell you how liberating it 356 00:13:53,618 --> 00:13:55,495 is to be with someone who's not Mom... 357 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,455 who's nothing like her. 358 00:13:57,538 --> 00:13:58,956 Yeah, and you're just... you're 359 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,458 just jumping right into this, huh? 360 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,668 Oh, yes. Yes. 361 00:14:02,794 --> 00:14:04,545 That's what you do when life hands 362 00:14:04,629 --> 00:14:06,297 you a chance to be with someone special. 363 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,924 You just grab that... that 364 00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:09,509 brownish area by its points... 365 00:14:09,592 --> 00:14:11,052 and you don't let go, no 366 00:14:11,135 --> 00:14:12,512 matter what your mom says. 367 00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:14,931 Mmm! 368 00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:19,685 - Good talk. - [Phone Rings] 369 00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:20,811 Hello. 370 00:14:20,895 --> 00:14:23,564 - Michael. Change of escape plan 371 00:14:23,648 --> 00:14:25,983 I unplugged the ice cream sandwich machine... 372 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,485 and the guards are all eating 373 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:28,986 them before they get too melty... 374 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,988 so I've got like a half an hour. 375 00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,823 Meet me at the south prison 376 00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:34,617 wall and bring the stairs. 377 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,286 [Narrator] Michael knew he had 378 00:14:37,369 --> 00:14:39,872 an obligation to his brother. 379 00:14:39,955 --> 00:14:41,832 { Whispering] Michael! 380 00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,793 Hey, Gob! 381 00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:45,753 Where the hell are the stairs? 382 00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:48,214 Oh! I thought you were kidding! 383 00:14:48,214 --> 00:14:50,633 Hey, speaking ofkidding, how 384 00:14:50,716 --> 00:14:53,093 serious are you about Marta? 385 00:14:53,219 --> 00:14:54,887 I get the sense that there's not much of 386 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,597 a future there. Am I reading that right? 387 00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:58,641 Let me ask you something. How would 388 00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:00,601 you feel if I came down on you hard? 389 00:15:00,684 --> 00:15:03,312 You're saying I'm not reading this right. 390 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:04,897 No, I'm saying I need to 391 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,273 jump on you to break my fall. 392 00:15:06,357 --> 00:15:07,983 - Don't be an idiot. Don't jump 393 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:09,693 on me. - I have to! Stop moving! 394 00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:11,779 - Come on! Stop moving! - Don't jump on me! 395 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,781 [Narrator] The guards soon became concerned... 396 00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,824 about the paperwork that would be 397 00:15:15,908 --> 00:15:17,743 required of them if Gob actually didjump. 398 00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,369 - Don't be such a moron.! - You're 399 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:20,829 making this very, very difficult. 400 00:15:20,871 --> 00:15:22,790 - { Electric Zap] - Ohh! God! 401 00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:24,917 This is personal... 402 00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:28,128 Gob. Gob! 403 00:15:28,253 --> 00:15:30,214 Good talk. 404 00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:35,844 I'm a complete failure. 405 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,139 Where'd you get that kind of talk? 406 00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:42,893 From you. You always say that about me. 407 00:15:44,019 --> 00:15:46,688 Well, maybe you're not entirely to blame. 408 00:15:46,772 --> 00:15:48,023 I haven't always been the 409 00:15:48,106 --> 00:15:49,316 best kind of father either. 410 00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:51,359 You've done a pretty good job of 411 00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:53,278 being a father to everybody in here. 412 00:15:53,403 --> 00:15:55,697 What have they got that I don't? 413 00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:59,868 You've never even... thrown a ball around with me. 414 00:16:01,244 --> 00:16:03,914 Great. Now you're an athlete. 415 00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:05,999 { Sighs] 416 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,420 { Snoring] 417 00:16:10,462 --> 00:16:11,922 [Narrator] Lindsay left the 418 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,381 tree to sleep in her own bed... 419 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,217 and Johnny Bark left the tree to awaken her. 420 00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:17,802 So, Lindsay, I was thinking... 421 00:16:17,886 --> 00:16:18,887 - Johnny Bark 422 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,555 I wanna be with you, Lindsay. 423 00:16:20,638 --> 00:16:21,639 - What 424 00:16:21,723 --> 00:16:23,016 - And I know you wanna be 425 00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:24,309 with me too. - No, I don't. 426 00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:26,394 But all the things you said about 427 00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:28,396 commitment and believing in things... 428 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,190 that's the way I feel! 429 00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:32,025 johnny, I'm sorry. l... I 430 00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:33,693 didn't mean to lead you on. 431 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,612 I think you're gross. 432 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,614 [Tree Falls] 433 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,450 - Uh-oh. - My tree. 434 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:45,079 That's why you never get out of the tree. 435 00:16:45,163 --> 00:16:46,623 [Narrator] And Gob was about to 436 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,166 get a reason to stay in prison. 437 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,460 ?? [Rock] 438 00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,420 You all right? 439 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,839 - Not great. - ?? [Continues, Man Singing] 440 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,009 Maybe this'll help. 441 00:16:58,134 --> 00:17:00,011 [Narrator] And for the first time... 442 00:17:00,136 --> 00:17:02,555 Gob had the game of catch with his 443 00:17:02,638 --> 00:17:05,058 father he'd been waiting for his whole life. 444 00:17:05,141 --> 00:17:07,852 Okay, ready? Put your mitt up. 445 00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,604 There you go. 446 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,025 White power! 447 00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:16,611 { Groaning] I'm... white. 448 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,321 [Narrator] And Michael decided 449 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:19,947 to share his feelings with Marta. 450 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,949 - Michael. - Marta. 451 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,993 - I'm not really quite sure how to 452 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,870 say this, but, um... - [Phone Ringing] 453 00:17:25,953 --> 00:17:27,413 I had a great time last night. 454 00:17:27,496 --> 00:17:28,497 - I did too 455 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,499 - And, um... - [Phone Continues Ringing] 456 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,544 we're so in synch on so many things... 457 00:17:33,627 --> 00:17:35,421 - And, uh, l-l... - [Phone Continues Ringing] 458 00:17:35,504 --> 00:17:38,799 { Sighs] You guys don't have a machine, huh? 459 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,010 - Sorry. { Giggling] - Okay. 460 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,845 Hello. 461 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,930 Oh, my God. 462 00:17:45,014 --> 00:17:46,974 Gob has been stabbed in the back. 463 00:17:54,523 --> 00:17:57,902 - Am I still in prison? - You're in the hospital. 464 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,155 ? Ta-dah? 465 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,489 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Buster 466 00:18:02,573 --> 00:18:03,657 was waiting in the hallway. 467 00:18:03,741 --> 00:18:05,826 Buster? 468 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:09,913 Oh, Miss Austero. Wh-What are you doing here? 469 00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:12,833 - A touch of the dizzies. - Oh. Oh. 470 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,044 So, listen, Buster, have you 471 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,087 given any, uh, thought to my offer? 472 00:18:17,212 --> 00:18:19,423 { Stammers] I'm sorry. What? 473 00:18:20,507 --> 00:18:23,260 Well, my phone hasn't made a peep. 474 00:18:27,598 --> 00:18:29,975 Ha... Has your hair... 475 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,603 always been that pointy, Miss Austero? 476 00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:34,438 - It's Lucille. - Right. Right. 477 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:36,440 That's my mom's name. 478 00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:38,442 Yes! { Laughing] 479 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,444 { Whimpering] Oh, God! 480 00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:42,821 Buster? Buster! Bu... 481 00:18:42,946 --> 00:18:44,990 He... Oh! { Groans] 482 00:18:45,115 --> 00:18:48,452 I'm all right. I'm all right. { Groans] 483 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,497 He's fine. I'll be in the hospital bar. 484 00:18:52,581 --> 00:18:55,876 Uh, you know, there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. 485 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,962 Well, this is why people hate hospitals. 486 00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:07,220 [Lucille Cackling Loudly] 487 00:19:10,307 --> 00:19:13,727 You were right, Michael. Life is too short. 488 00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:15,812 Mine almost ended today. 489 00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:20,400 So I think I'm gonna work things out with Marta. 490 00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:22,444 - You are, huh? - Yeah. 491 00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:25,071 Boy, that's, uh... 492 00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:27,157 that's great. 493 00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:33,830 - Hmm. You know what's funny? - Mmm. 494 00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:35,874 I was gonna walk out of that 495 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,834 prison last night and break up with her. 496 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:41,004 Good thing you didn't bring the stairs, huh? 497 00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:44,841 Mmm. Very funny. Yeah. It's hysterical. 498 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,593 I'm lucky. 499 00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:52,849 - Can I come in now? - Yeah, sure. He's fine. 500 00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,310 Listen, I really appreciate 501 00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:57,687 you helping me out last night. 502 00:19:57,812 --> 00:19:59,230 - ?? [Rock] - Well, you 503 00:19:59,314 --> 00:20:00,690 know, you gotta put family first. 504 00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:03,693 That's the stupid thing that I believe. 505 00:20:03,818 --> 00:20:05,361 You two keep talking out there, 506 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:06,863 I'm gonna start getting jealous. 507 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,282 ?? [Continues] 508 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,910 I was really worried about you. 509 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,912 You've got nothing to worry about. 510 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,915 We're gonna be together for a long time. 511 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,459 [Marta] We're family now. 512 00:20:20,543 --> 00:20:22,628 I am so happy. { Giggling] 513 00:20:22,753 --> 00:20:24,714 I'm gonna call the kids. 514 00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:27,800 ?? [Continues, Man Singing] 515 00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:36,851 I've made a huge mistake. 516 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:39,854 ?? [Continues] 517 00:20:45,276 --> 00:20:47,153 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development... 518 00:20:47,194 --> 00:20:49,321 Gob learns how he survived his stabbing. 519 00:20:49,405 --> 00:20:51,031 Looks like the shiv would have done some 520 00:20:51,115 --> 00:20:52,700 real damage if it hadn't been for this. 521 00:20:52,741 --> 00:20:55,244 It was in your lower intestine. 522 00:20:55,369 --> 00:20:57,246 So close. 523 00:20:57,371 --> 00:20:59,248 And Buster makes a bold move. 524 00:20:59,373 --> 00:21:01,333 { Knocking] 525 00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:05,754 - Buster. - Let's go for it. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net