1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,921 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,631 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:08,175 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,302 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,642 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,066 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was 7 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,817 talking to his son about his latest test. 8 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,903 - A-minus, huh? - Proud of me? 9 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,239 Very proud... minus. 10 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:34,576 Better go hit the books again. Get up there. 11 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:38,788 C-minus. "C" M-l-N-E-S. 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,541 - Did you even study? - No, I didn't. 13 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,836 Wow. How impressive is that? 14 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:46,713 The bar for the 15 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,506 refrigerator has been lowered, huh? 16 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,508 Oh, grades are meaningless. 17 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,677 Maeby's last school didn't even have them. 18 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,512 Back in Boston... 19 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,764 Maeby's parents had enrolled 20 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,057 her in a progressive school... 21 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,851 with its own system of evaluation. 22 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,227 All I'm saying is that you 23 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,771 might want to push her a little bit. 24 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,272 A kid without discipline can 25 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:05,732 get into some pretty tough stuff. 26 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,150 You think she's gonna suddenly 27 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,776 turn to drugs 'cause she got a C-plus? 28 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,695 Minus. And, yes, I think that, without 29 00:01:10,778 --> 00:01:12,530 boundaries, a kid can get into trouble. 30 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,532 Yeah, sometimes that could mean drugs. 31 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,659 I think stress is what leads to trouble... 32 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,203 the kind you put on George 33 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,704 Michael, even when he gets an "A." 34 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:23,124 Minus. An "A" gets him ice cream. He knows that. 35 00:01:23,207 --> 00:01:26,002 You're as bad as Dad with his ridiculous lessons. 36 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:27,587 [Narrator] George Sr. had 37 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,130 used his considerable means... 38 00:01:29,213 --> 00:01:31,341 to stage intricate scenarios... 39 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,925 to teach his children what he 40 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,385 considered valuable life lessons. 41 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,387 - I need help. - I'll get my gear. 42 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,765 [Narrator] Typically, these scenarios would 43 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:41,058 involve a man named J. Walter Weatherman... 44 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,060 a one-time employee who lost his arm... 45 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:44,687 - In a Bluth Company 46 00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:46,230 construction accident. - { Whimpers] 47 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:47,940 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are 48 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,692 you hitting yourself? - We're out of milk. 49 00:01:49,775 --> 00:01:51,402 I could have got it earlier if 50 00:01:51,485 --> 00:01:53,029 someone would have left a note. 51 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:55,781 - { Tires Screech] - Oh. - { Grunts] 52 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:58,993 { All Screaming] 53 00:01:59,076 --> 00:02:01,537 Why? If someone had left a note... 54 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:04,081 this-this innocent man would still have his arm. 55 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:07,209 - Why? - { Continue Screaming] 56 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:11,255 { Rasping] And that's why you always leave a note. 57 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:13,466 Those lessons worked, didn't they? 58 00:02:13,549 --> 00:02:15,634 We still leave notes to this day. 59 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:17,678 Oh, that's what that was about. 60 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:20,097 I thought he was trying to get us off dairy. 61 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,682 - I need a favor. - What 62 00:02:21,765 --> 00:02:23,267 happened to, "Hello. I need a favor"? 63 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,020 I owe Hot Cops 500 bucks. 64 00:02:26,061 --> 00:02:27,563 - "Hot Cops"? - It's the 65 00:02:27,646 --> 00:02:29,106 stripping agency I used to work for. 66 00:02:29,148 --> 00:02:31,025 - Cop uniform. - Right. 67 00:02:31,108 --> 00:02:33,152 I might have been just a little too believable. 68 00:02:35,946 --> 00:02:39,325 - { Pounding] - Police! Open up! 69 00:02:39,408 --> 00:02:41,660 [Shotgun Blast] 70 00:02:47,499 --> 00:02:48,667 Anyway, they're claiming that 71 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:49,835 I never delivered on the gig. 72 00:02:49,835 --> 00:02:51,503 - I'm not an A.T.M. - I keep 73 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:53,172 forgetting how hilarious you are. 74 00:02:53,297 --> 00:02:55,466 Shh, shh, shh! You're making it worse. 75 00:02:55,549 --> 00:02:56,550 - Am I 76 00:02:56,633 --> 00:02:58,385 I'm gonna give you the cash, but, in 77 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,345 return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime. 78 00:03:00,429 --> 00:03:02,598 My gut is telling me "No," 79 00:03:02,681 --> 00:03:04,766 but my gut is also very hungry. 80 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:07,519 All right. I'll do it. 81 00:03:07,603 --> 00:03:08,937 [Narrator] Michael then left 82 00:03:09,021 --> 00:03:10,272 for his mother's apartment... 83 00:03:10,355 --> 00:03:11,940 where she greeted him with 84 00:03:12,024 --> 00:03:13,609 some not-so-surprising news. 85 00:03:13,692 --> 00:03:14,985 - I need a favor. - We ought 86 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:16,403 to put that on our family crest. 87 00:03:16,486 --> 00:03:19,072 - { Laughing] Oh, Michael... - Spare me. 88 00:03:19,156 --> 00:03:21,241 The S.E.C. is making me 89 00:03:21,325 --> 00:03:23,327 inventory everything I own. 90 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:24,870 They want me to prove no new 91 00:03:24,953 --> 00:03:26,747 purchases have been made with company money. 92 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:28,415 And there haven't been, right? 93 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:31,209 Not after we doctor all these receipts. 94 00:03:31,293 --> 00:03:33,211 I can't help you, Mom. I've got a job. 95 00:03:33,295 --> 00:03:34,838 I gotta make some money so you can buy 96 00:03:34,921 --> 00:03:36,423 more things and destroy the evidence. 97 00:03:36,506 --> 00:03:39,551 You're right. I'll ask Lindsay. 98 00:03:39,634 --> 00:03:41,469 [Door Closes] 99 00:03:41,553 --> 00:03:43,305 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, Brother. 100 00:03:43,388 --> 00:03:45,223 - You headed over to your 101 00:03:45,307 --> 00:03:47,058 girlfriend's? - Yeah. She's down again. 102 00:03:47,142 --> 00:03:49,561 [Narrator] Buster's girlfriend, Lucille 103 00:03:49,644 --> 00:03:51,980 Austero, suffers from chronic vertigo... 104 00:03:52,063 --> 00:03:53,857 which she has been trying to 105 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:55,608 fight without the use of medication. 106 00:03:55,692 --> 00:03:57,402 Her nausea's gotten really bad. 107 00:03:57,485 --> 00:03:59,070 It's really been difficult on us. 108 00:03:59,154 --> 00:04:01,114 It's definitely taking its toll. 109 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:02,699 You know you're free to go. It's not 110 00:04:02,782 --> 00:04:04,451 like you made a commitment to this woman. 111 00:04:04,534 --> 00:04:07,036 Well, I didn't make a "commitment." 112 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,748 I did refer to it as our nausea. 113 00:04:09,831 --> 00:04:10,832 - Mm 114 00:04:10,915 --> 00:04:13,251 But you know, that's when we were 115 00:04:13,334 --> 00:04:15,587 goin' at it really hot and heavy. 116 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:17,672 Well, now it's my nausea. 117 00:04:17,755 --> 00:04:18,798 [Narrator] Later, Lucille 118 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:20,008 stopped by the model home... 119 00:04:20,091 --> 00:04:21,217 [Narrator] Later, Lucille 120 00:04:21,301 --> 00:04:22,427 stopped by the model home... 121 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:24,012 to enlist her daughter's 122 00:04:24,095 --> 00:04:25,555 help cataloging her valuables. 123 00:04:25,638 --> 00:04:27,223 - I can't. - Why not? 124 00:04:27,307 --> 00:04:29,976 Because I'm... Don't want to. 125 00:04:30,059 --> 00:04:31,060 - { Sighs 126 00:04:31,144 --> 00:04:32,353 Maybe I don't feel like being 127 00:04:32,437 --> 00:04:33,563 criticized around-the-clock. 128 00:04:33,646 --> 00:04:35,648 I don't criticize you. And if 129 00:04:35,732 --> 00:04:37,650 you're worried about criticism... 130 00:04:37,734 --> 00:04:41,863 sometimes a diet is the best defense. 131 00:04:41,946 --> 00:04:43,906 - Oh, hey, Gangy. - Hi. 132 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:48,244 - D-plus. Sign this. - This is a D-minus. 133 00:04:48,327 --> 00:04:49,996 - Either way, it's above a "D," 134 00:04:50,079 --> 00:04:51,706 right? - Another world-beater. 135 00:04:51,789 --> 00:04:54,167 [Narrator] And Lindsay realized she 136 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,544 needed to take a firmer hand with her daughter. 137 00:04:56,627 --> 00:04:59,130 - I'm not signing this. - Fine. I will. 138 00:04:59,213 --> 00:05:01,132 Is "Lindsay" with an "A" or an "E"? 139 00:05:01,215 --> 00:05:03,509 Okay, I know you got a "crocodile" in 140 00:05:03,593 --> 00:05:05,886 spelling, but this has gone too far. 141 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:08,014 I hate to say it, but Michael might be right. 142 00:05:08,097 --> 00:05:10,057 You need to learn a little discipline. 143 00:05:10,141 --> 00:05:12,435 Hmm. Nope, that doesn't feel right. 144 00:05:12,518 --> 00:05:15,396 No, no, no. I'm telling you. 145 00:05:15,479 --> 00:05:18,274 You are now punished. I punish thee. 146 00:05:18,357 --> 00:05:20,025 Are you serious? 147 00:05:20,109 --> 00:05:21,277 What could you possibly come 148 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,528 up with that would punish me? 149 00:05:22,611 --> 00:05:24,488 Oh, I have to come up with another thing? 150 00:05:24,572 --> 00:05:27,324 Oh, Lindsay, before I go, I 151 00:05:27,408 --> 00:05:30,035 just have one word for you. 152 00:05:30,119 --> 00:05:32,705 "Sleeves." 153 00:05:32,788 --> 00:05:34,498 You're going to spend the day 154 00:05:34,582 --> 00:05:36,166 working for your grandmother. 155 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:39,253 No. No, that's not the answer, because you... 156 00:05:39,336 --> 00:05:42,256 What? No.! You stupidjerk.! Why don't... 157 00:05:42,339 --> 00:05:45,259 Dumb. Dumb. Dumb, George Michael. 158 00:05:45,342 --> 00:05:47,303 - Dumb, dumb. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 159 00:05:47,386 --> 00:05:50,097 Calm down, you two. It's just a math problem. 160 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:51,265 If I fail math, there goes 161 00:05:51,348 --> 00:05:52,391 my chance at a good job... 162 00:05:52,474 --> 00:05:53,934 and a happy life full of 163 00:05:54,018 --> 00:05:55,352 hard work, like you always say. 164 00:05:55,436 --> 00:05:59,314 { Sighs] Maybe I'm pushing you too hard. 165 00:05:59,398 --> 00:06:00,441 You're all 166 00:06:00,524 --> 00:06:01,984 stressed-out. Your eyes are all red. 167 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,277 Why don't you take the 168 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,570 night off. just shut the book. 169 00:06:04,653 --> 00:06:08,532 Go ahead. just close the book. 170 00:06:08,615 --> 00:06:11,034 Go ahead. 171 00:06:11,243 --> 00:06:13,370 Your finger is still in the book. 172 00:06:15,539 --> 00:06:17,291 George Michael. 173 00:06:26,091 --> 00:06:27,676 [Narrator] Buster, meanwhile, was 174 00:06:27,759 --> 00:06:29,302 still worried about Lucille 2... 175 00:06:29,428 --> 00:06:31,346 whose condition seemed to be worsening. 176 00:06:31,430 --> 00:06:33,974 You okay? How's your nausea? 177 00:06:34,099 --> 00:06:36,017 { Moaning] "Our." 178 00:06:36,059 --> 00:06:39,312 I mean, our... our nausea. 179 00:06:39,438 --> 00:06:40,772 [Narrator] He remembered 180 00:06:40,856 --> 00:06:42,065 a study he took part in... 181 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:46,444 on medical marijuana and its effects on nausea. 182 00:06:46,528 --> 00:06:49,030 The subject took the drug 183 00:06:49,114 --> 00:06:51,616 in the form of a T.H.C. pill. 184 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:53,076 Nausea was then induced 185 00:06:53,159 --> 00:06:54,494 with a day at the carnival... 186 00:06:54,578 --> 00:06:56,705 which is what attracted Buster to 187 00:06:56,788 --> 00:06:58,915 the experiment in the first place. 188 00:06:58,999 --> 00:07:01,126 Buster was found two days later... 189 00:07:01,251 --> 00:07:02,961 trying to eat his way through 190 00:07:03,044 --> 00:07:04,713 this enormous plaster donut. 191 00:07:04,838 --> 00:07:07,340 - { No Audible Dialogue] - So Buster went 192 00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:09,801 to the toughest, most streetwise kid he knew. 193 00:07:09,884 --> 00:07:11,678 - Tell your friends. - Hey, Nephew. 194 00:07:11,761 --> 00:07:13,430 I was looking for you at your home. 195 00:07:13,555 --> 00:07:15,056 - Dad told me to take the day off, 196 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:16,433 so I decided to come into work. 197 00:07:16,474 --> 00:07:17,475 - Oh 198 00:07:17,559 --> 00:07:19,269 - I thought maybe you could help me 199 00:07:19,352 --> 00:07:20,937 get some weed. - [Utensil Clatters] 200 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:22,564 It's not for me. It's for 201 00:07:22,647 --> 00:07:24,065 Lucille 2, my girlfriend. 202 00:07:24,148 --> 00:07:25,984 She's your girlfriend? 203 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,777 Dad said you were her nurse. 204 00:07:27,861 --> 00:07:29,821 Look, she's sick. This could help her. 205 00:07:29,904 --> 00:07:31,823 Pillform would actually be fantastic. 206 00:07:31,906 --> 00:07:32,991 I could put it on a tea 207 00:07:33,074 --> 00:07:34,575 biscuit, tell her it's a marshmallow. 208 00:07:34,659 --> 00:07:36,286 I have no idea where to get something 209 00:07:36,369 --> 00:07:37,996 like that. What makes you think I would? 210 00:07:38,079 --> 00:07:40,999 You work here. This place is pot central, right? 211 00:07:41,082 --> 00:07:42,208 [Narrator] In the '70s, the 212 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:43,334 boardwalk was the place... 213 00:07:43,418 --> 00:07:46,295 to buy marijuana in Newport Beach. 214 00:07:46,379 --> 00:07:48,423 The stand served as a convenient meeting place... 215 00:07:48,506 --> 00:07:50,675 because of the banana's 216 00:07:50,758 --> 00:07:52,802 resemblance to a yellow marijuana cigarette. 217 00:07:52,885 --> 00:07:54,887 It had even inspired a song. 218 00:07:54,971 --> 00:07:55,972 - 219 00:07:56,055 --> 00:07:58,182 Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint? 220 00:07:58,266 --> 00:08:01,352 ? I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint?? 221 00:08:01,435 --> 00:08:03,104 I'm sorry. I can't help you. 222 00:08:03,187 --> 00:08:04,814 Why don't you just ask Uncle Gob? 223 00:08:04,897 --> 00:08:06,274 Why are you hitting yourself? 224 00:08:06,357 --> 00:08:07,650 Why are you hitting yourself? 225 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:10,736 No. No. He'd never do it. 226 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:12,154 Besides, he always makes 227 00:08:12,238 --> 00:08:13,489 fun of me for dating Lucille. 228 00:08:13,572 --> 00:08:15,574 - Everybody does. - That's horrible. 229 00:08:15,658 --> 00:08:17,284 You could tell Gob for me, but 230 00:08:17,368 --> 00:08:18,869 you can't tell him it's for me. 231 00:08:18,953 --> 00:08:20,079 - You can't tell anybody. - 232 00:08:20,162 --> 00:08:21,372 I'm working. - George Michael. 233 00:08:21,455 --> 00:08:23,290 What are you doing here? I 234 00:08:23,374 --> 00:08:25,167 thought I told you to take the day off. 235 00:08:25,251 --> 00:08:26,669 - There's nothing to do. Maeby's 236 00:08:26,752 --> 00:08:28,212 at Gangy's. - Find something to do. 237 00:08:28,295 --> 00:08:30,381 Go make mistakes, get in trouble... be young. 238 00:08:30,464 --> 00:08:33,217 Yes.! I totally agree. Make a mistake. 239 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:34,760 Here. Here's 20 bucks. I want 240 00:08:34,844 --> 00:08:36,262 you to close up shop and go crazy. 241 00:08:36,345 --> 00:08:37,429 Go find yourself something 242 00:08:37,513 --> 00:08:38,597 to buy that you don't need. 243 00:08:38,681 --> 00:08:42,434 Absolutely. Here. Take 225 from me. 244 00:08:42,518 --> 00:08:45,396 ? Big yellowjoint Big yellowjoint? 245 00:08:45,479 --> 00:08:47,564 ? I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint?? 246 00:08:49,566 --> 00:08:52,903 [Narrator] Maeby was working with her grandmother. 247 00:08:53,028 --> 00:08:55,531 And this is from when your 248 00:08:55,614 --> 00:08:57,991 Pop-Pop yelled out, "Oh, Melanie..." 249 00:08:58,075 --> 00:09:00,619 when he was making love to Gangy. 250 00:09:00,661 --> 00:09:02,287 This is so much fun. I can't believe my 251 00:09:02,329 --> 00:09:04,164 mom thought being here would be a punishment. 252 00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:05,999 Oh, she thinks I'm too 253 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,835 critical. That's another fault of hers. 254 00:09:07,918 --> 00:09:09,795 { Gasps] Ah, yes. 255 00:09:09,878 --> 00:09:12,714 The week we had the au pair. 256 00:09:12,798 --> 00:09:14,925 You know, your mother always wanted this brooch. 257 00:09:15,008 --> 00:09:17,678 - Really? - Do you want it? 258 00:09:17,761 --> 00:09:19,763 I do now. That'll show 259 00:09:19,846 --> 00:09:21,807 her for trying to punish me. 260 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:25,769 Oh. Pretty. It'll distract from the freckles. 261 00:09:29,564 --> 00:09:31,233 [Seagulls Squawking] 262 00:09:31,358 --> 00:09:32,484 [Narrator] George Michael 263 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:34,194 nervously approached the family yacht... 264 00:09:34,236 --> 00:09:36,863 Gob had been staying on. 265 00:09:36,947 --> 00:09:38,198 - Uncle Gob? - [Narrator] When 266 00:09:38,281 --> 00:09:39,449 he saw the yacht was empty... 267 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:40,700 George Michael...as 268 00:09:40,742 --> 00:09:41,827 he'd been trained 269 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:44,162 to do since childhood...left a note. 270 00:09:44,538 --> 00:09:46,248 Back at the model home... 271 00:09:46,331 --> 00:09:47,749 Gob showed Michael the 272 00:09:47,833 --> 00:09:49,251 note he'd found at the dock. 273 00:09:49,376 --> 00:09:51,419 - No. This can't be from my 274 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,505 son. - It is his handwriting. 275 00:09:53,588 --> 00:09:56,424 Plus he left me $200. 276 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,677 $100. 277 00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:01,513 100. I accidentally said 200. I don't know... 278 00:10:01,638 --> 00:10:03,473 - This is impossible. Why would he 279 00:10:03,556 --> 00:10:05,308 do this? - I know. I was shocked. 280 00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:07,352 Really, a hundred dollars. You 281 00:10:07,435 --> 00:10:09,229 can't get good weed for a hundred bucks. 282 00:10:09,354 --> 00:10:11,356 - { Sighs] - Anyway, here you go. 283 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:13,358 Now we are even on you 284 00:10:13,441 --> 00:10:15,193 paying off that Hot Cops thing. 285 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:16,986 Might just be a few stems... 286 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:18,071 - Get tha 287 00:10:18,154 --> 00:10:20,240 out of this house. What's the matter with you? 288 00:10:20,323 --> 00:10:21,324 Maybe you should save 289 00:10:21,407 --> 00:10:22,534 the lectures for your son... 290 00:10:22,617 --> 00:10:24,577 if he can remember them. 291 00:10:24,661 --> 00:10:26,204 I speak to Lindsay one time about her 292 00:10:26,287 --> 00:10:28,122 hippie parenting, and I end up with a hippie. 293 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:29,791 - It does seem pretty quick. - For all 294 00:10:29,874 --> 00:10:31,459 I know, this has been goin' on forever. 295 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,586 He's been stressed, his eyes have 296 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:35,588 been red, his grades are dropping. 297 00:10:35,672 --> 00:10:37,590 - Heard about the A-minus. - I'm 298 00:10:37,674 --> 00:10:39,509 gonna go find out what's going on. 299 00:10:39,592 --> 00:10:42,136 - Hey, what you doin'? - Nothing. 300 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:46,683 No? So, listen, your, uh, your Uncle Gob... 301 00:10:46,766 --> 00:10:48,434 seems to think that he saw 302 00:10:48,518 --> 00:10:50,144 you down at the docks today. 303 00:10:50,228 --> 00:10:52,688 - Was that you? - No, no. 304 00:10:52,772 --> 00:10:54,565 Maybe it was the other George 305 00:10:54,649 --> 00:10:56,401 Michael... the singer-songwriter. 306 00:10:56,484 --> 00:10:58,402 - Yeah, that makes sense. - Yeah. 307 00:10:58,486 --> 00:11:01,447 What'd you do with the, um... 308 00:11:01,531 --> 00:11:02,782 with the money Buster and I 309 00:11:02,865 --> 00:11:04,033 gave you to go have fun with? 310 00:11:04,116 --> 00:11:06,661 I put that in my savings account. 311 00:11:06,744 --> 00:11:09,247 - Is that right? - Yeah. Save up. 312 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:13,084 Okay. Thanks for being honest. 313 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:14,168 - Yeah 314 00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:16,420 He's lying to me. Can you believe that? 315 00:11:16,504 --> 00:11:18,464 Where the hell is this family's morality? 316 00:11:18,839 --> 00:11:20,716 I don't know. 317 00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:21,842 What... 318 00:11:21,926 --> 00:11:24,095 - It's cold out here. { Coughs 319 00:11:24,178 --> 00:11:25,471 What do I do now? If I confront 320 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,889 him, he's gonna lie to me again. 321 00:11:26,972 --> 00:11:29,308 - Should I yell at him? - Didn't Dad 322 00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:31,560 teach us that we don't yell in this family? 323 00:11:31,644 --> 00:11:33,521 - { Kids Yelling] - Tell 324 00:11:33,604 --> 00:11:35,439 me before you hit the gas. 325 00:11:35,523 --> 00:11:37,399 - [Yelling Continues] - I can't hear you! 326 00:11:37,483 --> 00:11:39,318 The kids are yelling. 327 00:11:39,401 --> 00:11:42,822 Tell me before you hit the gas. 328 00:11:42,905 --> 00:11:47,451 I guess you're saying, "Hit the gas." 329 00:11:47,535 --> 00:11:49,119 - { Engine Revs] - Don't! Wait! No! 330 00:11:49,203 --> 00:11:52,831 - { Screams] - { Kids Screaming] 331 00:11:54,708 --> 00:12:00,047 - That's why you don't yell. - { Laughing] 332 00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:02,591 Yeah, yelling's not a good way to go. 333 00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:04,677 - I got a better idea. - [Metal Door Slams] 334 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,012 You wanna teach George Michael a lesson? 335 00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:09,056 Yes, I do, and it's gotta stick. He's 336 00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:11,016 getting into drugs, Dad, and he's lying to me. 337 00:12:11,016 --> 00:12:13,018 That doesn't sound like the boy. 338 00:12:13,102 --> 00:12:15,020 It's my fault. I've been pushing him too hard. 339 00:12:15,104 --> 00:12:16,188 - It's just... Dumb, dumb. 340 00:12:16,271 --> 00:12:17,314 Dumb, Michael. - Hey, hey. 341 00:12:17,397 --> 00:12:18,398 Dumb. 342 00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:19,733 - Shh, shh, shh. I forgive you 343 00:12:19,817 --> 00:12:21,568 I don't want your forgiveness. I want the 344 00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:23,362 guy with the one arm and the fake blood. 345 00:12:23,445 --> 00:12:24,863 - J. Walter Weatherman... how do I 346 00:12:24,947 --> 00:12:26,406 get ahold of him? - He's, uh, dead. 347 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,033 You killed him when you left the door 348 00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:29,660 open with the air conditioner running. 349 00:12:29,743 --> 00:12:31,578 For God's sake. He's not dead. 350 00:12:31,662 --> 00:12:33,413 I need to do this soon, tonight. 351 00:12:33,497 --> 00:12:34,873 Down by the docks... I'm gonna 352 00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:36,375 make it like a drug deal went bad. 353 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,710 Tonight? No. It's Yontif. It's 354 00:12:38,794 --> 00:12:41,004 the first night of Yom Kippur. 355 00:12:41,088 --> 00:12:42,339 Dad, that's just... That's one 356 00:12:42,422 --> 00:12:43,840 night, and it's back in September. 357 00:12:43,924 --> 00:12:44,925 That's okay. You've only 358 00:12:45,008 --> 00:12:46,051 been a Jew about two days. 359 00:12:46,134 --> 00:12:47,844 - Just try to talk to him. - Like 360 00:12:47,928 --> 00:12:49,554 you talked to me when I was growing up? 361 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,181 - I thought you hated those 362 00:12:51,264 --> 00:12:52,766 lessons. - I did, but they worked. 363 00:12:52,849 --> 00:12:54,810 - And they will work again. - Well, I'm 364 00:12:54,893 --> 00:12:56,812 done with them, because it was wrong, Michael. 365 00:12:56,895 --> 00:12:57,896 Come on. 366 00:12:57,979 --> 00:12:59,898 - Your son is a timid, thoughtful boy 367 00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:03,568 He's a scholar, like his grandfather. 368 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,446 What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. 369 00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:08,406 I have to prepare for the Sabbath. 370 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:11,785 - It's Tuesday. - Shh, shh, shh. 371 00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:13,662 [Narrator] Lindsay went to see how her own 372 00:13:13,745 --> 00:13:15,705 attempt at parental discipline was coming along. 373 00:13:15,789 --> 00:13:17,916 So, having fun? 374 00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:20,710 Where'd you get that brooch? 375 00:13:20,794 --> 00:13:22,420 - Gangy. Nice, huh 376 00:13:22,504 --> 00:13:23,880 That was supposed to be 377 00:13:23,963 --> 00:13:25,298 for me. She was my au pair. 378 00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:26,758 I'm the one who cleared my throat 379 00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:28,176 and pointed to the laundry room. 380 00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:31,262 Ma.! You know I wanted that. 381 00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:33,264 I know, but it's an elephant... 382 00:13:33,348 --> 00:13:35,808 and I didn't want to invite the comparison. 383 00:13:35,892 --> 00:13:38,019 Nice. 384 00:13:38,102 --> 00:13:39,270 In any event, your 385 00:13:39,354 --> 00:13:40,897 punishment is over. Come on. Let's go. 386 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,233 She's not going anywhere. We're having fun. 387 00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:47,570 - Here, Maeby. Try this on. - I see. 388 00:13:47,654 --> 00:13:50,365 Fine. I was gonna take her out for ice cream... 389 00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:52,825 but if you'd rather stay here, 390 00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:55,161 well, that's just fine with me. 391 00:13:57,163 --> 00:13:59,040 [Door Closes] 392 00:13:59,165 --> 00:14:01,292 We could go get some ice cream, Gangy. 393 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,128 - That would be fun, right? - I don't think so. 394 00:14:04,253 --> 00:14:06,130 That chubby little wrist of yours... 395 00:14:06,255 --> 00:14:08,007 is testing the tensile 396 00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:09,759 strength of this bracelet as it is. 397 00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:11,677 [Narrator] Maeby decided that 398 00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:13,513 perhaps she'd had enough ofher grandmother. 399 00:14:13,513 --> 00:14:16,933 Maeby. Maeby? 400 00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:22,813 Hey, Gob. It's Michael. I figured 401 00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,440 out a way for you to repay that favor. 402 00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:25,566 Dad wouldn't help me teach 403 00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:26,776 George Michael the lesson... 404 00:14:26,859 --> 00:14:29,236 so I need your help and your Hot Cop friends. 405 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,489 - I wanna fake a drug bust. - 406 00:14:31,572 --> 00:14:33,657 Michael, these guys are real dancers. 407 00:14:33,699 --> 00:14:37,078 They've never done any hot policing. 408 00:14:37,161 --> 00:14:38,746 They don't even need to be hot. They 409 00:14:38,829 --> 00:14:40,414 just need to show up in those uniforms. 410 00:14:40,498 --> 00:14:41,832 [Narrator] And so, 411 00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,375 Michael's plan was put into motion. 412 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:46,128 - Where have you been? - What? 413 00:14:46,212 --> 00:14:48,672 I am like a caged animal. 414 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,761 My old lady's on the floor, man. 415 00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:56,180 I am not s-ing around. 416 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,598 Yeah. Gob just called. He's 417 00:14:57,681 --> 00:14:58,974 got the stuff at the yacht. 418 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,434 - Oh, great. Let's go. - No. 419 00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:01,810 I think my dad's onto this. 420 00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:04,104 - I'm out. I'm not... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 421 00:15:04,229 --> 00:15:06,815 Gob will never give it to me. 422 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:10,819 My woman is sick. Please? 423 00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:19,286 [Narrator] Later that night, Michael 424 00:15:19,369 --> 00:15:20,996 made the final arrangements with Gob. 425 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,540 All right, Gob, is this gonna be believable? 426 00:15:23,665 --> 00:15:25,626 I want him scared. I love this kid. 427 00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:26,752 These guys are pros. 428 00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:28,212 They're gonna push the tension... 429 00:15:28,253 --> 00:15:30,088 to the last possible moment before they strip. 430 00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:32,966 They're not going to strip, are they? 431 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,343 I told them not to, but I can't 432 00:15:34,426 --> 00:15:36,178 promise that their instincts won't kick in. 433 00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:37,512 - Unbelievable. - Trust me. 434 00:15:37,596 --> 00:15:38,764 It's gonna be totally real. 435 00:15:38,847 --> 00:15:41,141 This kind of thing goes on all the time out here. 436 00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,810 Boats wait offshore, lights are flashed. 437 00:15:43,894 --> 00:15:46,229 A guy comes over and drops off a bag. 438 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,315 It's gonna freak the little bastard out. 439 00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,358 [Narrator] Michael went off to hide... 440 00:15:50,442 --> 00:15:51,902 while Buster and George 441 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,403 Michael arrived as planned. 442 00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:55,447 I really appreciate you doing this for me. 443 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:58,909 You're making a very miserable person happy. 444 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,869 She really feels awful, huh? 445 00:16:00,952 --> 00:16:02,996 Oh. Oh, I was talking about me. 446 00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:05,498 But, yeah, she's a mess. Be careful. 447 00:16:13,465 --> 00:16:16,593 - Uncle Gob? - George Michael. 448 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,553 - You weren't followed, were 449 00:16:18,637 --> 00:16:20,388 you? - No, I don't think so. 450 00:16:20,472 --> 00:16:23,266 All right, kid. 451 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,310 Let's deal some drugs. 452 00:16:28,772 --> 00:16:31,357 - [Switch Clicking] - What are you doin'? 453 00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:33,693 Flashing the lights... so the 454 00:16:33,777 --> 00:16:35,820 dealer knows what's goin' down. 455 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:43,119 - Now we wait. - How long? 456 00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:45,330 Who knows? An hour. 457 00:16:45,455 --> 00:16:48,207 - Maybe five. - [Man] Drug delivery.! 458 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,418 You wanted some marijuana? 459 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,420 No, not me. My nephew did. 460 00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:55,173 { Chuckles] Show me the money. 461 00:16:59,927 --> 00:17:03,347 - Show us the pot. - I got it right here. 462 00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:06,434 - Oh, my God. - Nice, right? 463 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,977 Okay, you can put your shirt 464 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,562 down, Derek. just give him the stuff. 465 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:18,821 So. We have a deal. 466 00:17:18,946 --> 00:17:20,823 We have a deal. 467 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:22,325 [Man] He's ruining his life.! 468 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,409 - ?? { Dance 469 00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:25,328 - [Man #2] Police officers.! 470 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,412 Freeze.! 471 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:27,830 - What? Oh, no! It's the cops 472 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,498 - And a construction worker. - 473 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,042 Let's get this party started. 474 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,585 - Aren't you guys gonna cuff 475 00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,128 him? - You wanted handcuffs? 476 00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:36,589 All right. George Michael, I 477 00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:38,966 hope you learned your lesson, pal. 478 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,968 - { Hot Cops Cheering] - ?? { Continues] 479 00:17:41,052 --> 00:17:44,472 - { Whooping, Cheering] - Okay. 480 00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:46,182 - Okay, all right. Thank 481 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,892 you. Thank you. - ?? [Stops] 482 00:17:47,975 --> 00:17:49,852 - What is this? - This is a lesson. 483 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:52,688 Maybe I pushed you into this, but... 484 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,023 I love you too much to see you 485 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,316 ruin your life with that crap. 486 00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:58,485 - But it wasn't for me. - Then who was it for? 487 00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:00,529 Who? Give me a name. 488 00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:03,866 - Okay, it was for me. - Yeah. 489 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,993 I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. 490 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,620 - Now you're looking at a nice big, 491 00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:09,163 fat punishment. - [Footsteps Running] 492 00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:12,541 I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Ooh! Uh... 493 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:15,294 - What are you doing here? - The, 494 00:18:15,377 --> 00:18:17,838 uh... The boy was lookin' out for me. 495 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:18,964 What? 496 00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:22,509 - It-It's for my girlfriend. She's sick 497 00:18:22,593 --> 00:18:23,886 Why don't you just wait it out? 498 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,471 She's gonna be gone soon. { Laughing] 499 00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:28,098 - Oh, that's it. - Hey! 500 00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:29,391 Why are you hitting yourself? 501 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,642 Why are you hitting yourself? 502 00:18:30,726 --> 00:18:32,269 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why 503 00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:33,979 are you hitting yourself? - Hey! Buster! 504 00:18:34,062 --> 00:18:36,648 What's the matter with you? Easy. 505 00:18:36,732 --> 00:18:38,775 Is that true? Why didn't you tell me this? 506 00:18:38,859 --> 00:18:40,360 You're always telling me to do 507 00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:41,903 the right thing... put family first. 508 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,905 You know, it is unbelievable that 509 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,824 you'd ask my son to score you pot. 510 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,284 Why don't you drive him home, and 511 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:48,869 you and I will talk about this later. 512 00:18:48,952 --> 00:18:51,288 - Go ahead. Go with Buster. - I'm sorry. 513 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:53,040 Hey, what are you guys doin'? 514 00:18:53,123 --> 00:18:54,124 - { Man 515 00:18:54,207 --> 00:18:56,126 We got your signal. You flashed the lights. 516 00:18:56,209 --> 00:18:58,462 We got the drugs. You got the money? 517 00:18:58,545 --> 00:19:01,089 No, no. No, no, no, no. We're all good. 518 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,424 { Man] We just want the 519 00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:03,842 money, You wanna make this ugly? 520 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,594 We were just teaching the young fellow a 521 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,429 lesson. We don't want any trouble with you. 522 00:19:07,512 --> 00:19:08,763 - Thanks very much. - Do you 523 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,056 know who you're dealin' with? 524 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,850 - { Siren Wails] - { Man] Drop the 525 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,560 boxes! Put your hands in the air. 526 00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:14,811 - What is this? - { Gob] We 527 00:19:14,895 --> 00:19:16,021 had nothin' to do with this! 528 00:19:16,104 --> 00:19:17,689 - You set us up! - No, no! 529 00:19:17,772 --> 00:19:19,316 These are just strippers! 530 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:20,692 Look how hot they are! 531 00:19:20,775 --> 00:19:22,068 - Everybody take a breath 532 00:19:22,152 --> 00:19:25,697 - { All Shouting, Indistinct] - { Gunshots] 533 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,120 [Man] Oh, my God.! My arm.! 534 00:19:32,245 --> 00:19:34,122 Oh, my God! This guy's arm... 535 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:40,086 just came off and landed on the dock. 536 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,421 [Narrator] Michael realized 537 00:19:41,504 --> 00:19:42,922 that his father had, once again... 538 00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:45,049 taught him an elaborate lesson. 539 00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:47,051 And that's why you don't 540 00:19:47,135 --> 00:19:49,053 teach lessons to your son. 541 00:19:49,178 --> 00:19:51,723 How could you do that to me? 542 00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:53,683 I told you he's a good kid. You should try 543 00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:55,643 talking to him when you think he's in trouble. 544 00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:57,520 Don't make the same mistake I 545 00:19:57,604 --> 00:19:59,439 did, you know... teaching lessons. 546 00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:01,441 So you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons? 547 00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:04,652 { Sighs] It was my last lesson. 548 00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,239 - [Narrator] Back home. - Back 549 00:20:08,322 --> 00:20:10,199 from your wonderful time with Gangy? 550 00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:12,160 Well, actually, it wasn't so 551 00:20:12,243 --> 00:20:14,036 wonderful. She can be kinda nasty. 552 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,539 But I'll tell you somethin'. 553 00:20:16,622 --> 00:20:19,917 I'm glad you're my mom. 554 00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:23,045 Oh, um, I got you something. 555 00:20:23,171 --> 00:20:25,715 - You're giving me this? - You deserve it. 556 00:20:25,798 --> 00:20:26,883 I can't believe you had to 557 00:20:26,966 --> 00:20:28,301 put up with her your whole life. 558 00:20:29,468 --> 00:20:34,390 Honey, this is so sweet. 559 00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:36,475 Let's celebrate and go shopping. 560 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,395 You knew the whole time, didn't you? 561 00:20:39,478 --> 00:20:40,479 - Kind of 562 00:20:40,563 --> 00:20:42,898 One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher. 563 00:20:42,982 --> 00:20:44,442 I'm sorry about all this. It's 564 00:20:44,525 --> 00:20:45,901 just you were so stressed out... 565 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:49,447 and I guess I got scared and... 566 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:50,740 I should learn to talk with 567 00:20:50,823 --> 00:20:51,907 you a little bit more, huh? 568 00:20:51,991 --> 00:20:54,577 - I think we're okay. - We are, aren't we? 569 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:55,870 You know there's nothing you 570 00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:57,496 can't be totally honest with me about. 571 00:20:57,580 --> 00:21:00,541 You can say anything to me, anything at all. 572 00:21:00,624 --> 00:21:04,044 Like, say, I had a crush on my own cousin. 573 00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:10,759 Hey. { Snorts] 574 00:21:10,843 --> 00:21:13,554 You just taught me a lesson. 575 00:21:13,637 --> 00:21:14,638 - Oh 576 00:21:14,722 --> 00:21:15,848 - ? Big yellowjoint The big 577 00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:17,433 yellowjoint? - All right. We're even. 578 00:21:17,516 --> 00:21:21,061 ? 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