1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,670 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:05,214 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,674 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,801 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,975 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,021 [Man Narrating] Michael 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,105 Bluth was taking his son... 8 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,482 to an interview at the 9 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:24,733 prestigious Milford School... 10 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,944 an institution once famous for its credo... 11 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,739 that children should be "neither seen nor heard." 12 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,866 "Woman." 13 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,328 { Whispers] They're not getting in. 14 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,079 - I might not get in either, and that 15 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,539 wouldn't be the end of the world. 16 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,582 - Shh 17 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:43,251 We're not even going down that road, okay? 18 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,879 The next four years are all about your future... 19 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:48,131 and that's the most important thing to me, okay? 20 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:49,883 Things have changed around here. We 21 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,635 have talking sessions throughout the day. 22 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,136 We even have a talking room 23 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,596 where students are encouraged... 24 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:57,140 to go in and talk to their heart's content. 25 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,641 - Sounds like fun. - 26 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,018 First thing he's said all day. 27 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:02,228 The point is I'm not my father. 28 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,939 I do think it's best for the Milford School... 29 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:07,567 to distance itself from the Bluth name. 30 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,569 It's... nothing personal. 31 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:10,862 Are you talking about the 32 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,238 fact that my father is in jail? 33 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,656 Because I don't like to be 34 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,991 compared to my father either. 35 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:16,576 - I don't mind being compared to my 36 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,119 father. - Save it for the talk room. 37 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,413 - Sorry. - I can assure you 38 00:01:20,496 --> 00:01:22,624 that my family is back on track... 39 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,751 - And no longer in any trouble. 40 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,753 - Not according to today's paper. 41 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,796 Oh, God. What have we done this time? 42 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,469 - Don't ever mention Klimpy's 43 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:36,804 to me again. - What did you do? 44 00:01:36,929 --> 00:01:38,806 If I still had money, I'd buy a 45 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,683 Klimpy's just to burn it to the ground. 46 00:01:40,808 --> 00:01:41,976 I know, Mom. You hate 47 00:01:42,059 --> 00:01:43,394 Klimpy's. Tell me what happened. 48 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:45,354 Your sister and I tried to get 49 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,356 into that new restaurant, Rud... 50 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,442 and they wouldn't let us in. 51 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,110 Mrs. Bluth, there's absolutely no room. 52 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:54,238 Come on. I've suddenly lost my appetite. 53 00:01:54,363 --> 00:01:56,282 Oh, who's going to believe that? 54 00:01:56,365 --> 00:01:57,450 [Narrator] With her blood 55 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:58,576 sugar at a perilous low... 56 00:01:58,576 --> 00:01:59,827 Lucille made Lindsay pull 57 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,120 into the nearest restaurant. 58 00:02:01,245 --> 00:02:04,206 Welcome to Klimpy's! Anywhere you like! 59 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,208 This does not bode well. 60 00:02:07,668 --> 00:02:09,754 - I'll have the Ike and 61 00:02:09,837 --> 00:02:11,881 Tina Tuna. - Plate or platter? 62 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:13,340 - I don't understand the 63 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:14,884 question, and I won't respond to it. 64 00:02:14,967 --> 00:02:16,761 - And what would you like? 65 00:02:16,844 --> 00:02:18,596 - I'd like my old life back. 66 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:21,599 So there really was no fight? 67 00:02:21,682 --> 00:02:24,727 Well, one tiny thing at the end. 68 00:02:24,852 --> 00:02:26,812 How can you treat me this way? 69 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:27,897 - Oh 70 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,191 please! Everything I've said about you... 71 00:02:30,274 --> 00:02:32,109 can be covered with makeup and 72 00:02:32,192 --> 00:02:33,986 a lie about a thyroid problem. 73 00:02:34,069 --> 00:02:36,905 Good grief almighty! You think 74 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:39,742 I'm enjoying my slide into poverty? 75 00:02:39,825 --> 00:02:43,037 Sorry, Lindsay. There goes your dessert. 76 00:02:43,954 --> 00:02:45,831 Why don't you eat it, Mother? 77 00:02:45,956 --> 00:02:47,750 Why don't you just take this 78 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:49,501 cake and shove it... { Beeps] 79 00:02:49,626 --> 00:02:52,212 Hey, who called the cops? 80 00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:55,507 It was all just a big misunderstanding. 81 00:02:55,632 --> 00:02:57,509 Totally blown out of proportion. 82 00:02:57,634 --> 00:02:59,887 Well, listen, I think it cost George 83 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:02,139 Michael a chance to go to the Milford School. 84 00:03:02,222 --> 00:03:04,349 Oh, big deal. Buster's the 85 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:06,476 only one who ever liked it. 86 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,228 [Narrator] Buster so excelled at 87 00:03:08,312 --> 00:03:09,938 being neither seen nor heard... 88 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:11,565 that he remained at the school 89 00:03:11,648 --> 00:03:13,191 undetected for a full two semesters... 90 00:03:13,191 --> 00:03:15,360 after he was supposed to graduate. 91 00:03:15,485 --> 00:03:16,737 Nonetheless, this bad press is 92 00:03:16,778 --> 00:03:18,238 starting to taint my son's future... 93 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,157 and we've got to put an end to it. 94 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,950 Michael, if this is a lecture on how we're 95 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:23,035 all supposed to whatever 96 00:03:23,118 --> 00:03:24,119 and blah, blah, blah... 97 00:03:24,202 --> 00:03:25,495 well, you can save it 98 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:26,872 'cause we all know it by heart. 99 00:03:26,872 --> 00:03:28,623 - Good-bye, Missus. - Lindsay, you'll 100 00:03:28,707 --> 00:03:30,417 be happy to know that I have a new idea. 101 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:33,920 I met a publicist today. I'm gonna hire her. 102 00:03:34,004 --> 00:03:35,714 - We need somebody to make us look 103 00:03:35,797 --> 00:03:36,798 good. 104 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:38,175 - I say it's a waste of money 105 00:03:38,258 --> 00:03:41,511 We're plenty sympathetic as we are. 106 00:03:41,595 --> 00:03:43,513 - Is this your onion? - Yes. 107 00:03:44,181 --> 00:03:45,765 - What's in the foil? - Nothing. 108 00:03:45,849 --> 00:03:47,309 It's a ball of foil for my son. 109 00:03:47,392 --> 00:03:49,769 Have a great day, sweetie. 110 00:03:49,853 --> 00:03:52,606 I don't know how she can't. 111 00:03:52,731 --> 00:03:56,526 So this publicist, Michael, is she cute? 112 00:03:56,651 --> 00:03:58,320 - I never really noticed. - [Narrator] In 113 00:03:58,403 --> 00:04:00,155 fact, Michael had noticed her at the gym... 114 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,656 but only recently gotten up 115 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:03,074 the nerve to talk to her... 116 00:04:03,158 --> 00:04:04,576 giving him a chance to 117 00:04:04,659 --> 00:04:05,952 work on his flirting skills... 118 00:04:06,035 --> 00:04:07,746 Race you to the top of the hill. 119 00:04:08,913 --> 00:04:10,582 which had gotten rusty over the years. 120 00:04:10,665 --> 00:04:13,334 - I'll race you to the top of the 121 00:04:13,418 --> 00:04:16,004 hill. - I brought a picnic lunch. 122 00:04:16,087 --> 00:04:18,131 Hey, that hill was really... 123 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:19,215 - Jessie Bowers 124 00:04:19,299 --> 00:04:21,593 If you ever have any public relations needs... 125 00:04:21,676 --> 00:04:23,052 My relations are already a 126 00:04:23,136 --> 00:04:24,637 little too public. I'm Michael Bluth. 127 00:04:24,721 --> 00:04:26,973 - From the Bluth Company? - That's right. 128 00:04:27,056 --> 00:04:28,933 I'm giving you my direct line. 129 00:04:29,017 --> 00:04:31,269 Okay, sure. She's... She's cute, I suppose. 130 00:04:31,352 --> 00:04:32,937 I mean, now that you're making 131 00:04:33,021 --> 00:04:34,480 me think about it, uh, she's cute. 132 00:04:34,564 --> 00:04:37,150 She's a cutie. She's a little 133 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,736 cutie pie. But I never really noticed. 134 00:04:39,819 --> 00:04:41,029 - Why don't you just ask her 135 00:04:41,112 --> 00:04:42,238 out? - That's not an option. 136 00:04:42,321 --> 00:04:43,531 - 'Cause you're scared? - 137 00:04:43,614 --> 00:04:44,824 No, because of George Michael. 138 00:04:44,907 --> 00:04:46,826 He still hasn't gotten over losing his mother. 139 00:04:46,909 --> 00:04:48,161 I just want to get him through 140 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:49,745 high school; then we'll deal with me. 141 00:04:49,829 --> 00:04:50,955 So you didn't get any while 142 00:04:51,038 --> 00:04:52,081 you were in high school... 143 00:04:52,165 --> 00:04:54,041 and now you're not gonna get any 144 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,918 while George Michael's in high school. 145 00:04:56,002 --> 00:04:57,170 [Narrator] And so the family 146 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,421 gathered at the model home... 147 00:04:58,504 --> 00:05:00,923 eager to hear their new publicist's plan. 148 00:05:01,007 --> 00:05:02,633 - Get jobs and behave? - 149 00:05:02,717 --> 00:05:04,176 Instead of us getting jobs... 150 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,469 why don't you do your job and 151 00:05:05,553 --> 00:05:06,721 tell everyone we've got jobs? 152 00:05:06,804 --> 00:05:09,098 - I have a job. - { Coughs] Kiss ass. 153 00:05:09,181 --> 00:05:11,726 Well, we were all thinking it. 154 00:05:11,809 --> 00:05:14,770 Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do. 155 00:05:14,854 --> 00:05:16,230 Excellent question. A publicist... 156 00:05:16,313 --> 00:05:18,524 No, no. I was talking to George Michael. 157 00:05:18,607 --> 00:05:20,735 When did you get a job? 158 00:05:20,818 --> 00:05:23,362 - At the banana stand. - Oh! Duh. 159 00:05:23,446 --> 00:05:25,739 I thought you meant like a plumber or something. 160 00:05:25,823 --> 00:05:29,034 And I was like, "When did that happen?" { Laughs] 161 00:05:29,118 --> 00:05:30,286 Jessie, why don't you just 162 00:05:30,369 --> 00:05:31,453 go ahead andjump in here. 163 00:05:31,537 --> 00:05:33,414 It's a tough group to keep focused. 164 00:05:33,497 --> 00:05:35,291 I'm going on the offensive. I want 165 00:05:35,374 --> 00:05:37,126 to get an article in the paper... 166 00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:38,711 to show that this is a 167 00:05:38,794 --> 00:05:40,462 functional family and a relatable family. 168 00:05:40,546 --> 00:05:43,340 Are we on? Hello! Hello from prison! 169 00:05:43,424 --> 00:05:46,343 Thanks toJessie for setting up this telelink. 170 00:05:46,427 --> 00:05:47,845 I've started a Torah study 171 00:05:47,928 --> 00:05:49,305 group. I'm very excited about it. 172 00:05:49,388 --> 00:05:51,807 Looks like... I don't know... looks 173 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:54,268 like I have some possible converts. 174 00:05:54,351 --> 00:05:56,395 Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. 175 00:05:56,478 --> 00:05:58,397 Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. 176 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,857 - It's very sympathetic. - 177 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:01,275 Yeah. Who doesn't love theJews? 178 00:06:01,358 --> 00:06:04,445 And it allows me to put Michael front and center. 179 00:06:04,528 --> 00:06:06,446 He needs to be the new face of this family. 180 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:07,698 He's the only likable one 181 00:06:07,781 --> 00:06:08,907 in the bunch. No offense. 182 00:06:08,991 --> 00:06:12,452 - None taken. - [Gob] I'm sorry. 183 00:06:12,536 --> 00:06:13,620 Isn't Michael the least 184 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:14,746 likable one in the family? 185 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:17,040 No. There are very few intelligent... 186 00:06:17,124 --> 00:06:20,252 attractive and straight men in this town. 187 00:06:20,335 --> 00:06:23,255 Well, that certainly leaves me out. 188 00:06:23,338 --> 00:06:25,590 She... She said single. 189 00:06:25,674 --> 00:06:30,512 You did say "single," correct? I thought l... 190 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:32,472 I didn't quite hear that. The reception is bad. 191 00:06:32,556 --> 00:06:34,433 But as the Talmud tells us... 192 00:06:34,516 --> 00:06:36,935 { TVAudio Breaking Up] 193 00:06:37,018 --> 00:06:39,104 ...to the jackal as to an oxen. 194 00:06:39,187 --> 00:06:42,482 { Laughs] Did it get a laugh? 195 00:06:42,566 --> 00:06:43,733 Sorry. I'm still on the whole 196 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:44,943 Michael being likable thing. 197 00:06:45,026 --> 00:06:46,528 You know that he's only had sex 198 00:06:46,611 --> 00:06:48,071 with, like, four women, right? 199 00:06:48,154 --> 00:06:50,031 [Jessie] Let's focus on your likability. 200 00:06:50,115 --> 00:06:51,408 You're going to start doing 201 00:06:51,491 --> 00:06:52,909 some charity work with your magic. 202 00:06:52,993 --> 00:06:54,286 Actually, I'm kind of the 203 00:06:54,369 --> 00:06:55,537 charitable one of the family. 204 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,955 - I think it's best if you 205 00:06:57,038 --> 00:06:58,290 got a job. - Oh, come on.! 206 00:06:58,373 --> 00:07:00,166 I'm a parent. I care about my daughter every 207 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:02,002 bit as much as Michael cares about his son. 208 00:07:02,085 --> 00:07:04,546 What grade am I in? 209 00:07:04,629 --> 00:07:05,880 - What kind of job? - 210 00:07:05,964 --> 00:07:07,257 Something where you'll be seen. 211 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:09,259 I represent Cloudmir Vodka... 212 00:07:09,342 --> 00:07:10,927 and they want someone to promote 213 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:12,470 it by ordering it at a hot bar. 214 00:07:12,554 --> 00:07:15,765 - A place like Rud. - Okay. I'll do it. 215 00:07:15,849 --> 00:07:17,976 And, Tobias, you're a medical doctor... 216 00:07:18,059 --> 00:07:20,603 and you're living an absurd fantasy as an actor. 217 00:07:20,687 --> 00:07:23,773 - It's time to get real. - Wow. 218 00:07:23,857 --> 00:07:26,317 It's tough talk, but I like it. 219 00:07:26,401 --> 00:07:28,653 You're saying land a major film. 220 00:07:28,736 --> 00:07:30,446 I'm saying get your medical license back. 221 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:33,199 I've set up a hearing for tomorrow in Boston. 222 00:07:33,283 --> 00:07:35,368 - Michael has generously donated 223 00:07:35,451 --> 00:07:37,453 $1,100 for your trip. - I'm sorry. 224 00:07:37,537 --> 00:07:39,288 I truly believe that the universe 225 00:07:39,372 --> 00:07:41,040 wants me to be an actor and not a doctor. 226 00:07:41,124 --> 00:07:42,959 I'm just waiting for a sign. 227 00:07:43,042 --> 00:07:44,127 - Here's your cash 228 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,170 - Universal Shuttle picks you 229 00:07:46,254 --> 00:07:48,131 up at 8:00. - Any sign, really. 230 00:07:48,214 --> 00:07:50,049 Sorry. Some of my students 231 00:07:50,133 --> 00:07:51,843 are arguing the significance... 232 00:07:51,926 --> 00:07:54,220 of the shank bone on the seder plate. 233 00:07:54,303 --> 00:07:57,056 But that... Not... not wag our 234 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:59,767 genitals at one another to make a point. 235 00:07:59,851 --> 00:08:02,103 - Thought provoking. - And, 236 00:08:02,186 --> 00:08:04,397 Lucille, people think you're cold. 237 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,065 - Hanukkah can be spelled so 238 00:08:06,148 --> 00:08:07,692 many ways. Oh, God! - { Yelling] 239 00:08:11,112 --> 00:08:14,240 - Buster. - Right here. Ready to go. 240 00:08:14,365 --> 00:08:16,325 At your service. Get me out there. 241 00:08:16,450 --> 00:08:18,369 I want you to stay in. 242 00:08:18,452 --> 00:08:20,913 People find you odd and alienating. 243 00:08:21,038 --> 00:08:23,708 You make them uneasy. Stay out of the spotlight. 244 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:27,795 I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me. 245 00:08:28,921 --> 00:08:31,340 You can always tell a Milford man. 246 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:41,267 [Narrator] Each with their new charge... 247 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:43,936 the Bluths set about redefining their image. 248 00:08:44,019 --> 00:08:45,521 Tobias was off to Los 249 00:08:45,604 --> 00:08:46,981 Angeles International Airport... 250 00:08:47,022 --> 00:08:49,566 determined to return to his family with a career. 251 00:08:49,692 --> 00:08:51,610 Well, this is great. 252 00:08:51,694 --> 00:08:54,113 Why would anybody take a limo? 253 00:08:54,238 --> 00:08:56,699 What is this, like, $12? 254 00:08:56,782 --> 00:08:58,867 Why would anybody pay more 255 00:08:58,951 --> 00:09:00,994 than $12 to go to the airport? 256 00:09:01,078 --> 00:09:03,247 Next stop, LAX. 257 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:04,873 Come on! We're stopping again? How 258 00:09:04,957 --> 00:09:06,417 many more stops are we gonna make? 259 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,877 Honestly, I haven't even seen 260 00:09:08,961 --> 00:09:11,255 this part of Los Ang... Is that snow? 261 00:09:11,338 --> 00:09:13,257 Really, now. This is ridiculous. 262 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:17,135 I paid 12 American... Oh, my God. 263 00:09:17,261 --> 00:09:21,431 You are Carl Weathers, the actor. 264 00:09:21,557 --> 00:09:23,058 I went to San Francisco to 265 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,559 attend your stage fighting workshop. 266 00:09:24,685 --> 00:09:26,728 - But you never showed up. - 267 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:28,814 I got bumped from that flight. 268 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:30,857 Hell, they'll give you $300 if you get bumped. 269 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:33,318 It's this crazy loophole in the 270 00:09:33,402 --> 00:09:35,737 system that the wrong guy discovered. 271 00:09:35,821 --> 00:09:38,740 Guess where I won't be going. 272 00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:39,783 - { Laughs 273 00:09:39,825 --> 00:09:43,286 Yeah. So... { Chuckles] 274 00:09:43,412 --> 00:09:45,872 I am an actor too. 275 00:09:45,997 --> 00:09:48,041 - Oh. Good. - Well, I want to be. 276 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:50,377 Without the proper training, I'm 277 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:52,546 afraid I'm doomed to be a doctor. 278 00:09:52,629 --> 00:09:55,006 Well, hell, I can train you. 279 00:09:55,131 --> 00:09:57,717 Oh, well, I'm afraid all I have is $1,100... 280 00:09:57,801 --> 00:10:00,220 and that's for this plane ticket, so... 281 00:10:00,303 --> 00:10:02,889 Check this out. $1,100 is exactly 282 00:10:02,973 --> 00:10:05,392 what I charge for acting classes. 283 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,143 - No, it isn't! - Yeah. 284 00:10:07,268 --> 00:10:09,771 - What are the chance... - { Chuckles] 285 00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:12,941 Universe, you've done it again. 286 00:10:13,066 --> 00:10:15,110 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob was beginning 287 00:10:15,193 --> 00:10:17,195 his charity work at a local nursing home. 288 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,447 I'm gonna need a volunteer for 289 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,616 my next illusion, the Aztec Tomb! 290 00:10:21,699 --> 00:10:25,161 - [Woman] A tomb? - Or box. Box is... fine. 291 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:26,871 Oh, yes.! Well, excellent. 292 00:10:26,955 --> 00:10:28,540 Let's get you in the box. 293 00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:30,542 { Softly] There's a panel. 294 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:32,377 just flip it around, curl up 295 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,087 behind it, don't make any noise. 296 00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:39,467 Ancient lore has it the Aztec gods 297 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:42,011 put a curse on any man who dare... 298 00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:46,516 - What? - He's gone. 299 00:10:46,641 --> 00:10:48,184 - [Narrator] Buster was also doing his 300 00:10:48,226 --> 00:10:49,852 share for the family. - { Phone Ringing] 301 00:10:51,729 --> 00:10:54,232 { Continues Ringing] 302 00:10:54,357 --> 00:10:55,858 And Michael, atJessie's 303 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,318 insistence, was out on the town. 304 00:10:57,443 --> 00:10:58,736 I haven't been out to dinner in 305 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,154 so long, I feel a little guilty. 306 00:11:00,154 --> 00:11:02,615 You have nothing to be guilty about. 307 00:11:02,698 --> 00:11:03,950 You're the only one in your 308 00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:05,493 family who's ever been responsible. 309 00:11:05,535 --> 00:11:06,702 Well, I'm certainly the only 310 00:11:06,786 --> 00:11:08,120 one that's ever held a real job. 311 00:11:08,162 --> 00:11:11,082 Oh, really, Michael? Watch this. 312 00:11:11,165 --> 00:11:13,668 Wow! This Cloudmir's making me think fuzzy. 313 00:11:13,751 --> 00:11:16,379 I have almost no judgment at all. 314 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:18,130 - Two more Cloudmirs, please. 315 00:11:18,214 --> 00:11:19,840 - "Only one with a real job." 316 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,593 jessie, you've really been 317 00:11:22,677 --> 00:11:24,053 doing a great job with my family. 318 00:11:24,095 --> 00:11:25,763 - Oh, good. Get one of 319 00:11:25,846 --> 00:11:27,431 Michael and me on a date. - Sure. 320 00:11:28,391 --> 00:11:30,309 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 321 00:11:30,393 --> 00:11:32,061 A date? This is a date now? I 322 00:11:32,144 --> 00:11:33,729 thought this was just business. 323 00:11:33,813 --> 00:11:36,649 Can't it be a little bit of both? 324 00:11:36,774 --> 00:11:38,734 How will I know which part of it is business? 325 00:11:38,818 --> 00:11:41,070 Uh-oh. 326 00:11:43,322 --> 00:11:46,116 Can't wait to see which part of it is a date. 327 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,333 Show me business again. 328 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:56,293 - [TVStatic] - [Maeby] What you doing? 329 00:11:56,377 --> 00:11:58,921 just trying to get the TVworking. 330 00:11:59,046 --> 00:12:00,464 Oh, yeah, I tried that earlier. I 331 00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:02,216 think it's still hooked up to the prison. 332 00:12:02,299 --> 00:12:03,926 So when those guys kept 333 00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:05,552 saying, "Hey, you, boy," that was me? 334 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:09,598 - I was the boy? - Sounds like it. 335 00:12:09,681 --> 00:12:10,766 Have you told your dad you 336 00:12:10,849 --> 00:12:12,184 don't want to go to that school? 337 00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:13,977 I'm thinking of just going. I mean, 338 00:12:14,061 --> 00:12:15,729 the graduates go on to do great things. 339 00:12:17,731 --> 00:12:19,149 I suppose, but that means we won't 340 00:12:19,191 --> 00:12:20,567 be going to the same high school. 341 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:23,362 Man, it just keeps getting worse. 342 00:12:23,487 --> 00:12:24,863 - But he's my Dad. I don't 343 00:12:24,947 --> 00:12:26,281 want to disappoint him. - Man. 344 00:12:26,365 --> 00:12:27,991 You and I are so different. 345 00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:29,660 It's like we're not even related. 346 00:12:31,036 --> 00:12:33,205 - That'd be amazing. - [TVStatic] 347 00:12:35,707 --> 00:12:37,834 Oh, my God. 348 00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:42,297 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, Dad. 349 00:12:42,381 --> 00:12:45,133 I'm sorry that I'm so late, but I was with Jessie. 350 00:12:45,217 --> 00:12:46,635 This girl's making some serious 351 00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:48,386 progress in getting you into that school. 352 00:12:48,428 --> 00:12:49,763 She just booked Gob a gig at 353 00:12:49,846 --> 00:12:51,098 Earl Milford's nursing home. 354 00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:53,266 - You're gonna be a shoo-in. - Oh. 355 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:56,061 { Chuckles] She's kinda something, isn't she? 356 00:12:56,061 --> 00:12:58,355 Yeah, I guess. 357 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,398 I mean, you know, hey, she is 358 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:02,275 no replacement for your mom. 359 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,444 - Oh, no. No way. - Not at all. 360 00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:06,154 - She's just working for us. You're not 361 00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:07,781 dating her. - No, I am not dating her. 362 00:13:07,906 --> 00:13:09,783 Absolutely not dating her. 363 00:13:09,908 --> 00:13:12,786 just you and me. The Bluth boys. 364 00:13:12,911 --> 00:13:15,163 Bluth boys. 365 00:13:15,246 --> 00:13:17,499 - Good night, buddy. - Good night. 366 00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:26,341 - Hey. - Hey. 367 00:13:26,424 --> 00:13:28,301 - Is he in bed? - He's on his way. 368 00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:31,513 Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen. 369 00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:34,140 This might be moving a 370 00:13:34,224 --> 00:13:36,726 little bit too fast for him. 371 00:13:36,851 --> 00:13:39,062 I mean for... for us. 372 00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:41,522 Me. Uh, for me. 373 00:13:41,606 --> 00:13:43,983 Maybe we should take a step back... 374 00:13:44,108 --> 00:13:46,235 and just keep this relationship professional. 375 00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:48,321 - Oh, I think that would take all the 376 00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:50,239 fun out of it. - No. Seriously, seriously. 377 00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:52,533 You're amazing... 378 00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:54,827 But I just think we should slow down. 379 00:13:54,911 --> 00:13:55,912 - Uh-huh 380 00:13:55,995 --> 00:13:57,872 So the two months on the bike, 381 00:13:57,955 --> 00:13:59,749 that was, what, for my health? 382 00:13:59,832 --> 00:14:01,667 We had great conversations. 383 00:14:01,751 --> 00:14:03,377 - Seriously, this is hard for 384 00:14:03,461 --> 00:14:05,004 me. - This is hard for me too. 385 00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:07,215 I've got a life to get on track, and I 386 00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:09,342 don't like wasting time, so let's do this. 387 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:12,011 Let's take two steps back... 388 00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:14,430 and why don't you find yourself a new publicist. 389 00:14:16,307 --> 00:14:19,518 jessie. 390 00:14:19,644 --> 00:14:22,438 No. I was just saying your name 391 00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:25,232 as you walked away. I didn't... 392 00:14:26,817 --> 00:14:29,487 I have no follow-up. 393 00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:33,115 - [Door Opens and Closes] - Jessie. 394 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,617 [Narrator] Michael felt bad... 395 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,701 - { Ringing 396 00:14:35,785 --> 00:14:37,328 - But he felt even worse when he 397 00:14:37,411 --> 00:14:38,954 got a call from his brother. - Hello. 398 00:14:39,038 --> 00:14:41,082 It's Gob. I'm looking forJessie. 399 00:14:41,165 --> 00:14:42,666 She just left. What's wrong? 400 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:43,751 - 401 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,377 need her to spin something for me. 402 00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:47,338 Well, that's too bad because I think she quit. 403 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:49,423 What do you need her to spin? 404 00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:50,508 - Murder 405 00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:56,472 [Narrator] Michael was 406 00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:57,723 summoned to help his brother. 407 00:14:57,806 --> 00:15:01,018 - Murder, huh? Who died? - My career. 408 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,854 - I'm going to go home now. - I lost a guy. 409 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,232 I put him in the Aztec Tomb, and he disappeared. 410 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,443 - Isn't that the point? - This will ruin me. 411 00:15:09,568 --> 00:15:10,903 - He's probably fine. He just 412 00:15:10,986 --> 00:15:12,279 escaped. - No! I need Jessie! 413 00:15:12,404 --> 00:15:13,781 Well, she quit when I told her 414 00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,199 that I couldn't go out with her. 415 00:15:15,324 --> 00:15:17,326 You know, I have to do the right thing for my son. 416 00:15:17,326 --> 00:15:19,620 Then you better get her back 417 00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:21,830 because the guy I lost was Earl Milford. 418 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:25,792 - What? - I didn't know it was him. 419 00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:28,086 Although he was spectacularly quiet in there. 420 00:15:28,212 --> 00:15:30,380 You can always tell a Milford man. 421 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:31,924 Gob, have you destroyed my chance 422 00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:33,383 at getting my son in that school? 423 00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:35,636 Not with the right spin. 424 00:15:37,012 --> 00:15:40,932 jessie. Get her back. 425 00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:42,392 [Narrator] Charged with the task 426 00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:43,810 of renewing his medical license... 427 00:15:43,894 --> 00:15:45,812 Tobias was enjoying his first 428 00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:47,731 acting class with Carl Weathers. 429 00:15:47,731 --> 00:15:49,316 I don't know what your police 430 00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:50,901 captain told you about me... 431 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,904 but I'm a different breed of cop. 432 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,491 I'm from the streets, and I'm the last cop... 433 00:15:57,616 --> 00:15:59,075 you're ever gonna wanna 434 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,577 mess with in a darkened alley. 435 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,956 Dark alley. And l... { Chuckles] 436 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,125 Listen, Mr. Weathers, I don't know. 437 00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:09,127 Perhaps my wife was right. 438 00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:10,962 I don't know if I'm cut 439 00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:12,631 out to be a... a De Niro... 440 00:16:12,756 --> 00:16:14,507 or a Regis or a 441 00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:16,259 Pinkett-Smith or what have you. 442 00:16:16,384 --> 00:16:18,261 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tobias. 443 00:16:18,386 --> 00:16:21,264 Dreams are worth fighting for. 444 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,683 Now, are you gonna be a 445 00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:26,061 fighter, or are you gonna be a doctor? 446 00:16:26,102 --> 00:16:28,104 You're right, Carl Weathers. 447 00:16:28,229 --> 00:16:30,065 I should just march into that 448 00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:32,025 restaurant where my wife works and tell her... 449 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,109 Your wife works in a 450 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,778 restaurant? Do they get a shift meal... 451 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,237 or do they just pay 452 00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:37,655 half-price on select menu items? 453 00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:41,826 - I don't know. - Well, let's find out, man. 454 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,912 [Narrator] And the press got hold of Gob's story. 455 00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:45,830 - Where is Earl Milford? - 456 00:16:45,914 --> 00:16:47,665 l... I don't know, all right? 457 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,959 I put him in a box. I didn't kill him, all right? 458 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,336 And don't edit this for your 459 00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:53,171 broadcast so it looks like I'm screaming... 460 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,797 "I killed Earl Milford." 461 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,133 Startling confession, tonight at 11:00. 462 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,718 [Narrator] Minutes later, 463 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,261 Gob unloaded his equipment... 464 00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,597 and made a surprising discovery. 465 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,895 Don't send me back. They 466 00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:11,147 abuse us. It's not pleasant. 467 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,149 Earl, I have to take you back. 468 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,193 - It's the only way to clear my 469 00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:17,153 name. - You'll have a new name: 470 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:21,157 - Hero. - Hero. 471 00:17:21,282 --> 00:17:23,284 That could work for me. 472 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,785 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Jessie 473 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,412 decided to pay George Michael a visit. 474 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:28,706 Hi, George Michael. Proud of yourself? 475 00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:30,082 Yeah. I got a bum away from the 476 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,626 stand without hurting his feelings. 477 00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:32,835 - That was pretty sweet. - 478 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,086 No. I mean about your father. 479 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:36,505 About denying him his chance to be happy. 480 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,425 You're into that too? I'm rubbing off on you, huh? 481 00:17:39,508 --> 00:17:41,677 No. I want my dad to be happy. 482 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,929 It's too late now. I've seen to that. 483 00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,556 Daddy lost his shot at happy, 484 00:17:45,639 --> 00:17:47,099 and it's all your fault, Opie. 485 00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:48,851 [Narrator]Jessie had gone too far, 486 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,519 and she had best watch her mouth. 487 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,021 Michael's about to become 488 00:17:52,062 --> 00:17:53,355 the most unlikable man in town. 489 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,442 Check the papers. 490 00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:59,111 She kind of reminds me of my mother. 491 00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:00,446 [Narrator] And later that 492 00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:01,947 night, Lindsay was working at Rud. 493 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:05,659 You seem like a man of taste and class. 494 00:18:05,743 --> 00:18:08,245 I'll give you $2,000 to touch me. 495 00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:10,831 { Chuckles] Oh, my God. My husband. 496 00:18:10,914 --> 00:18:12,333 { Chuckles] Oh, my God. My husband. 497 00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:15,210 You're married to Carl Weathers? { Beeps] 498 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,628 What's going on? Why are you 499 00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:18,005 here? Why aren't you in Boston? 500 00:18:18,088 --> 00:18:20,299 - Who's he? - His name is Carl 501 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,426 Weathers, and he's my new acting teacher. 502 00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,386 And, Lindsay, he's teaching me 503 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,305 all these valuable life lessons. 504 00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:28,140 - I buy all my cars at police 505 00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:29,183 auction. 506 00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:30,517 - He's full of stuff like that 507 00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:32,811 And, Lindsay, he's 508 00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:35,063 teaching me to follow my dreams. 509 00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,483 Give me a bourbon. 510 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:41,153 Any room on that tab for me to jump on? 511 00:18:41,278 --> 00:18:43,155 [Narrator] And Michael caught up with Jessie. 512 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,157 Listen, thanks for coming. 513 00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:47,284 I was just... I was doing some thinking. 514 00:18:47,409 --> 00:18:49,536 You know, I pulled away, and that was wrong. 515 00:18:49,619 --> 00:18:51,371 - I really want to make this 516 00:18:51,455 --> 00:18:53,081 work. - Get away from my son! 517 00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:55,542 Hey, Mom. Kind of on a date here. 518 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,503 You'll change your mind after this. 519 00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:01,298 [Narrator] And Michael saw the 520 00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:03,884 story thatJessie had planted. 521 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,887 Let me tell you something, sweetie. 522 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,054 We may pick on each other, 523 00:19:08,096 --> 00:19:09,139 get into little scrapes... 524 00:19:09,139 --> 00:19:10,515 call each other names and 525 00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,100 occasionally steal from each other... 526 00:19:12,142 --> 00:19:14,185 but that's because we're a family. 527 00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:15,937 You have no right. You don't get to do that. 528 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,898 "Lindsay's a combative, entitled princess"? 529 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,984 I should hire somebody to kick your ass for that. 530 00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:22,235 - Save your money. - Yeah, 531 00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:23,653 you're right. I'll do it myself. 532 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,655 Hey, whoa! We are not settling 533 00:19:25,739 --> 00:19:27,615 things like that anymore, all right? 534 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,659 - I don't need my son reading about us 535 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,619 in the paper. - Oh, you and your son. 536 00:19:31,661 --> 00:19:33,747 Stop using him as an excuse for everything you do. 537 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:35,248 - I saw him today. He's fine 538 00:19:35,331 --> 00:19:36,791 with us. - What? You saw him today? 539 00:19:36,791 --> 00:19:37,917 Yeah. I told him he was 540 00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:39,502 getting in the way of your happiness. 541 00:19:39,544 --> 00:19:42,046 You did? You said that to my son? 542 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:43,339 Yeah. 543 00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:47,218 You're on your own. Ladies? 544 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,850 [Man] Food fight.! 545 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,438 [Jessie] What are you doing? 546 00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:01,566 Oh, my face.! 547 00:20:01,691 --> 00:20:05,028 I'm gonna get you guys.! Stop.! 548 00:20:05,111 --> 00:20:07,613 The press is having a love affair... 549 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:10,032 with hating the Bluth family... 550 00:20:10,158 --> 00:20:11,868 and they were the center of 551 00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:13,619 another brawl this evening. 552 00:20:13,661 --> 00:20:15,496 I'm looking at $50,000 553 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,290 worth of medical bills here. 554 00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:18,916 It looks like you won't be getting 555 00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:20,585 into this school. Are you disappointed? 556 00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:23,004 Well, are you disappointed? 557 00:20:23,087 --> 00:20:24,839 Look, George Michael, I want 558 00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:26,632 you to tell me how you feel, okay? 559 00:20:26,716 --> 00:20:27,884 I don't want you to worry so 560 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:29,260 much about hurting my feelings. 561 00:20:29,343 --> 00:20:31,012 I didn't want to go to that 562 00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:32,722 school, and Jessie's a psycho. 563 00:20:33,556 --> 00:20:35,433 That could've saved us a little bit of time. 564 00:20:35,558 --> 00:20:37,059 But, Dad, if you ever want to date 565 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:38,602 anyone else, that's fine with me. 566 00:20:38,728 --> 00:20:41,856 Yeah? Thanks, buddy. 567 00:20:41,981 --> 00:20:44,150 - 'Cause you know, I mean, four women, 568 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,402 that is kind of sad. - All right. Thank you. 569 00:20:46,485 --> 00:20:47,903 I know you got married in college, 570 00:20:47,903 --> 00:20:49,280 but that was your sophomore year. 571 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,698 - You had your whole freshman year 572 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:51,740 to... 573 00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:53,117 - That's enough honesty for now 574 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,869 - Thank you. Good night. - There 575 00:20:54,952 --> 00:20:56,537 must have been girls at parties. 576 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,622 On the next Arrested Development. 577 00:20:58,747 --> 00:21:00,666 Gob holds a press conference ofhis own. 578 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:03,335 And, now, prepare to call me "hero." 579 00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:06,839 [Cameras Clicking] 580 00:21:06,964 --> 00:21:08,924 He's resting, so... Oh. 581 00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:12,011 Pick a card. Oh, boy. 582 00:21:12,136 --> 00:21:14,596 And Buster moves to the kitchen. 583 00:21:15,681 --> 00:21:17,725 [Creaking] 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net