1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,360 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,360 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,400 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,280 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,440 Michael Bluth and his family had gathered at the courthouse... 6 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:27,200 to discuss George Sr. 's upcoming trial. 7 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,360 Do not ask me how I did it... 8 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,760 they offered us a plea bargain. 9 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,480 Really? There's a chance we don't have to go to trial? 10 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,160 Absolutely, and I say we take it... 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,160 because we will never get an offer this good again. 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,040 - Wow. - Great. What's the offer? 13 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,560 Well, I didn't read it. I just got it yesterday. 14 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,240 F.Y.I., I'm trying to get back into the dating world. 15 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,160 Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you? 16 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,440 No, baby. I'm the real thing. 17 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,040 I don't understand how a person can put their sex life in front of their work. 18 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:05,440 He's a man, Michael. He needs a woman. 19 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,080 Can we get back to work, folks? 20 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,080 We've only got 24 hours to respond... 21 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,920 and no matter what this is, it is better than going to trial. 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,920 Your father's not here. I'll speak for him. 23 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,120 He loves it. He's crazy about the plea. 24 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,280 He's dying to get out of that prison and be with a woman again. 25 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,320 In fact, George Sr. had a woman in his life... 26 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,680 Cindi Lightballoon, a fan ofhis Caged Wisdom video series... 27 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,280 with whom he'd had fleeting physical contact. 28 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,440 That morning however, she had some startling news for him. 29 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,520 I'm a mole. 30 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,040 Well, you know, God doesn't care how big your teeth are. 31 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,200 Yes, you could go to a dentist. You could... Whoo. 32 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,754 You could grind off about... I don't know... 33 00:01:42,755 --> 00:01:45,080 30%, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn't miss it. 34 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:45,796 No, no, no. 35 00:01:45,797 --> 00:01:48,400 I mean, I'm an undercover government agent. 36 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,880 I was sent here to investigate you. 37 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,520 Up until last week, my being in love with you was just an act. 38 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,360 - Hmm. - But now I want to be with you. 39 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,320 And I know you can beat this case they have against you. 40 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,080 I know this for a fact. 41 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,160 I want to fight this thing. I can beat it. I know it for a fact. 42 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,120 - We're taking the plea. - Lucille, we're not taking a plea. 43 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,040 We don't even know what the plea is yet. 44 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,400 Is that a shot at me? 'Cause that makes me want to read it less. 45 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,240 - You have another one of these? - Yes, I do. 46 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,440 - We'll both read it. - You're going to read that? 47 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,840 - Yeah. - It's pretty thick. 48 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,560 He thinks he's a lawyer 'cause he played one in 10th grade. 49 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,880 In order to satisfy an English requirement... 50 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,800 Michael appeared in the drama club's production... 51 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,080 of an original play, The Trial of Captain Hook. 52 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,440 - I don't remember that. - Well, you left during my solo. 53 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,360 And I'm surprised my twin sister can remember that... 54 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,200 considering she was repeating the ninth grade at the time. 55 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,080 - I don't remember that. - Big surprise, Mom. 56 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,000 It's not like you ever took an interest in our lives. 57 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,640 Honestly, if I ever did to Maeby what you- 58 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,760 Lindsay recalled that earlier that day... 59 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,800 she had received a letter from the high school about her own daughter. 60 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:03,920 And so later, Lindsay and Tobias tried a more hands-on approach to parenting. 61 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,400 We would like you to tutor our daughter. 62 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,520 Now, of course, we're having a bit of a cash-flow problem... 63 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,440 but I assure you... 64 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,360 if you bring our little girl's grades up... 65 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,880 I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream... 66 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,480 you'll be the envy of everyJerry and Jane on the block. 67 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,880 We're the only house on the block. 68 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,880 Perhaps we should get somebody else. 69 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,680 Michael, meanwhile, had gone to the bar across the street from the courthouse... 70 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,800 to read the plea offer. 71 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,120 "Not to exceed five years, but no less than three. " 72 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,880 - So what do you think? - I don't know. 73 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,120 I'm so mad at Barry I can't even focus. That guy's out dating? 74 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,880 - I mean, I'd love to be dating, but I... - Can't relax? 75 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,200 No. I don't have time for a relationship. This is important. 76 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,480 No one said anything about a relationship, Michael. 77 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,400 If you'd slept with more than four women, you'd know that. 78 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,440 - I have, Gob. - More than five? 79 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,560 Let's say "five". This is a courthouse bar, Michael. 80 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,520 These are professional, aggressive women... 81 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,120 who are looking for nothing more than a one-night stand. 82 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,760 No real names, no promises. 83 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,920 I'm not a one-night stand kind of guy. I don't like lying to women. 84 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,560 These are lawyers... that's Latin for "liar. " 85 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,520 I can't believe I'm still reading the same sentence. 86 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,040 How can something be "no less than three" if it exceeds six? 87 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,960 I mean, six is still more than three, right? 88 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,520 Yeah, and it's still more than five. 89 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,360 - Oh! Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 90 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,280 - I'm falling all over you. - Let me move down. 91 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,280 I'm just working on this plea. 92 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:33,560 If you're pleading with me to have a drink with you, you can stop begging. 93 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,120 No, no. It's a... 94 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,160 It's a plea for this case that I'm... I'm sorry... you want a drink. 95 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,320 Well, I didn't come here for the view. 96 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,320 - I'll have a vodka martini. - I'll tell him. 97 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,080 - So, another lawyer, huh? - Vodka martini! 98 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,320 I'm Maggie Lizer, as in "Maggie lies her ass off. " 99 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,520 One person laughed at that once, and I don't know why I keep trying it. 100 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,440 - No, it's good. Yeah. - What kind of law do you practice? 101 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,440 Maritime. Maritime law. Lawyers of the sea. 102 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,840 Oh. Submarine chaser. 103 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,040 What's your name? 104 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,040 - Chareth. - Chareth. 105 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,920 Oh. So then what's your last name? 106 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,360 - Cute story... - Cutestory? 107 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,800 Yes. Chareth Cutestory. 108 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:26,200 - That's an interesting name. - Is it? 109 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,240 So here's the test that I failed. 110 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,800 Oh, okay. Yeah, I see the problem right away. 111 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,760 You, uh... You got all the answers wrong. 112 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:37,480 You know you, you even got your name wrong here. It says, "S. Fünke. " 113 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,600 Yeah, well, see, what they want you to do... 114 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,600 is put an "S" if you're single, an "M" if you're married. 115 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,240 I mean, most of us are all single, but it's a whole government thing, so... 116 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,240 Yeah. Okay. The first thing you want to do when you're dealing with fractions... 117 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,400 Yeah. So I'm gonna go, okay? 118 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,737 So just fill in all the right answers here, 119 00:05:52,738 --> 00:05:54,400 and I'll see where I went wrong. 120 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,320 And you're getting paid for this right? 121 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,200 There was talk of ice cream, but not exactly on my terms. 122 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,920 Wow! Where did you get all that? Do you have a job or something? 123 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,920 No, but you do. 124 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,160 Now, look. Don't feel guilty. 125 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,600 I don't really need tutoring anyways, okay? 126 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,600 - Enjoy the 200 bucks. - Oh, there... there's six 20s here. 127 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,120 - That's right. - Right. 128 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,040 After an evening of drinking, Michael, being the sensible one... 129 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,960 offered to give Maggie a ride home. 130 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,960 Oh-ho! 131 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,640 The next morning, Michael was wondering... 132 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,040 how to end his first one-night stand. 133 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,560 - Coffee? - Hi. Yes, please. Thank you. That's great. 134 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,587 But you know what? 135 00:06:38,588 --> 00:06:42,480 I am going to have to read that plea soon, okay? 'Cause it's a big case. 136 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,560 But I promise later I will call... 137 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,800 Michael struggled to follow Gob's instruction tojust walk away. 138 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,680 I'll... I'll... I'll call, okay? All right? 139 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,200 - Hey. Who's this? - Oh, that's Justice. 140 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,228 - Hi, Justice. 141 00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:57,480 - Hi, Justice. Is he as handsome as he smells? 142 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,880 I didn't... I didn't know that you had a dog. 143 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,440 - How else am I gonna get to work? - You ride a dog to work? 144 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,480 You are funny. Let me see that smile. 145 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:11,160 Well, it's tough with your hands in the way. 146 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,560 - Say when. - Okay. 147 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,760 And suddenly, Michael recalled some non sequiturs from the night before. 148 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,000 So, tell me something personal about yourself. 149 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:26,160 Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma. 150 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,280 Hey. I thought we said no more law talk. 151 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,320 I really can't see anybody right now. 152 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,920 Oh, well, I can't see anybody ever. 153 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,760 - I'm blind. - I'm wasted. 154 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:41,200 Michael realized that the woman he was attempting to never see again was blind... 155 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,320 and he was overcome with guilt. 156 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,880 - When... can we go out again? - Really? 157 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I thought you were, like, just into this one-night stand kind of thing. 158 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,440 Come on. I took a blind woman home with no intention of dating her again? 159 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,520 Please! 160 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,440 George Sr. was continuing to exploit his relationship with Cindi. 161 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,800 What... What evidence does the government have... 162 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,120 on old wise George, by the way? 163 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,000 Oh, I hate it when you call yourself old! 164 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,800 - You're new to me! - Oh, that's... that's nice. 165 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:18,240 Do they have a... a file or tapes? 166 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,560 Oh, what's the use? You're married. 167 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,480 - Yeah. Let me ask you... - We'll never be together. 168 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,280 - Let me ask you a question. - Let's just go back to what we do best. 169 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,440 - Okay. - Tweak me. 170 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,880 - George! - Lucille! 171 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,800 Hi. Uh, this is not what it looks like. 172 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,720 It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. 173 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,010 - Yep. Yeah, that's it. 174 00:08:36,011 --> 00:08:38,400 - Is this why you wanted to fight this thing? 175 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,360 So you could run off with this great redwood of a whore? 176 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,400 Listen to me. She is a fan of mine. 177 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:48,560 She has seen everything I've done. You understand? Everything. 178 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,560 Well, so have I... 179 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,800 and I'm not going to put up with it anymore. 180 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,120 - Okay. - You'll be hearing from Barry. 181 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,040 All right. Hon? Honey? Hon? 182 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,040 - Oh, God. I'm a home-wrecker. - Oh, no. 183 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,120 - I never wanted to be that person. - No, no. 184 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,520 No. No, Cindi, it's... Cindi? 185 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:09,840 Michael came home upset that his one-night stand wasn't over. 186 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,760 You should have stayed with me last night. 187 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:16,080 You could have seen me get some major action from a major blonde... 188 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,520 who just majored in marine biology, if you know what I mean. 189 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,280 I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means. 190 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,120 - I actually had a pretty interesting night myself. - Really? 191 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,467 - What'd you do, read the plea? 192 00:09:25,468 --> 00:09:27,920 - No, I didn't have a chance to. I went home with someone. 193 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,120 - What's wrong with her? - Nothing's wrong with her. 194 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,440 - She's blind. - Are you serious? 195 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,997 I didn't know at the time. 196 00:09:37,998 --> 00:09:41,120 And now I've got to take her and her dog to the park. 197 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,120 You've got work to do. You've got to read that plea. 198 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,320 I know. That's what I was trying to do last night when you put me up to all this. 199 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,240 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 200 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,120 I told you to walk away. I told you to give a fake name. 201 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,960 I did. Thanks very much. I'm Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. 202 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:55,931 - It was airtight. 203 00:09:55,932 --> 00:09:58,800 - Boy, you had to work hard to bag this blind girl, huh? 204 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,124 - I certainly can't take advantage of her now, knowing what I know. 205 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:01,520 - What? No. 206 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,760 Michael, you can! Don't you... 207 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,720 You've just won the gold medal at the sexual Special Olympics! 208 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,720 She can't ever find you again. Don't you see that you're so lucky? 209 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,880 - God! How do you not s... - What's the matter with you? 210 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,776 - Didn't you "bag" some woman you're never going to see again? 211 00:10:16,777 --> 00:10:17,760 - Well, I screwed up. 212 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,080 I broke a couple of my own rules last night. 213 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,040 She knows that I'm Gob Bluth... 214 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,880 and we got married and I just... 215 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,720 - What? - Well, she was a darer. 216 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,520 She's one of those girls who just dares you to do things. 217 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,080 - You married her? - I needed a dare! 218 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,360 What had started as an innocent flirtation... 219 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,920 had turned into a series of escalating challenges. 220 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,200 Unfortunately, the evening was draining... 221 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,080 and the one thing they never dared each other to do was consummate the marriage. 222 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,480 Well, guess it's time to seal the deal. 223 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,280 Oh, wait! What time is it? Oh, God! "Seal the deal. " 224 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,760 My seal deal! I gotta get to Sea Land. 225 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,680 I'm selling five of their sickest seals to a third-world zoo. 226 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,815 - Did you say seals? 227 00:10:55,816 --> 00:10:58,400 - Yes! I told you four hours ago, I sell seals! 228 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,320 God! Do you ever listen to what I say? 229 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,800 I'm sorry I don't memorize every word that comes out of your mouth. 230 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,880 Sometimes I just like to think... think my thoughts. 231 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,320 We'll talk about this when I get home. 232 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,480 It was hot. 233 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,040 Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman. 234 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,920 Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night. 235 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,520 - But he really didn't. - Yes, I did. 236 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,720 And later, Michael arrived for his date. 237 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,680 - Hey! - I'm so sorry that I'm late. 238 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,840 - I thought I smelled you coming. - Mm. Yeah, here I am. 239 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,760 I thought so. Did you smell him? 240 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,720 - Did you smell the handsome man, Justice? - "Handsome. " 241 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,360 - You don't have any evidence of handsome. - Well, that's true. 242 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,680 But I can feel handsome. 243 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,880 - Mmm. - That feels handsomey. 244 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,640 So you didn't get a case of"I just had a one-night stand with a blind girl"- itus? 245 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,880 No, of course not. One-night stand? Please! 246 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,800 This is our second date now. And I wanna see... 247 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,560 And I wanna see you again tonight, so, um... 248 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,240 if it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it. 249 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,440 But now, listen, aren't you busy with the trial? 250 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,000 Um, yes, of course. I'm very, very busy. But not too busy for you. 251 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,920 Not too busy for a little walk right now maybe. 252 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,840 I'll be your Seeing Eye dog. What do you think? 253 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,280 - Okay? - Oh. Should we leaveJustice here? 254 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,760 Um, yes. He'll be fine, won't you, boy? Huh? 255 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,400 Justice, stay! Stay! 256 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,960 Describe this to me, Chareth. 257 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,360 Describe to me how beautiful the park is. 258 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,400 Oh, I wish you could see it. It's just beautiful. 259 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,680 There's an elderly couple walking hand in hand. 260 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,000 - They're having a wonderful time. - Yeah? 261 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,720 "Already served, not to exceed six years but no less than three... " 262 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:34,520 Uh, three years is what I give them... 263 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,720 and then one of them dies and the other one is not too far behind. 264 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,960 I can smell right through you, Chareth. You're reading. 265 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,160 Leash your dog, you... 266 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,560 - Uh, yes. - Yeah. 267 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,240 And George Sr. was working on a roadside beautification effort... 268 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,000 brokered by Warden Stefan Gentles. 269 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,320 - Inmate Bluth. - Yes, sir? 270 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,240 I want you to know that last night... 271 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,840 I watched a very impressive videotape of the title Caged Wisdom. 272 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,600 I was struck by the dual life of the spiritual man. 273 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:06,400 And I did very much enjoy the blooper bonus footage at the end. 274 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,200 Well, you know, I almost did strangle myself on my own prayer shawl. 275 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,280 A self-choking for the ages. 276 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,985 - There's a Shasta can there you seemed to have missed. 277 00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:14,360 - Okay. 278 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,320 - Moments later, Cindi arrived. - Thank you, Warden. 279 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,640 George! I had to see you. 280 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,200 I'm sorry I left before. I just felt so awful. 281 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,440 But I kept thinking about us. 282 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,360 - Yes. - About our future. 283 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,720 - Yes, I... - And I know for a fact we can have one. 284 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,880 Okay. What evidence do they have on me? 285 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,160 You keep talking about a fact? You keep saying, "I know for a fact. " 286 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,640 - What fact? - Faith. 287 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:40,800 I have faith my prayers will free you. 288 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,760 - Faith is not a fact! - Oh, yes, it is. 289 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,400 You said so yourself in Caged Wisdom. 290 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,120 George Sr. had said "Faith is a fact. " 291 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,600 Unfortunately, it was in the Caged Wisdom blooper bonus footage. 292 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,920 Faith is a fact. No. Faith is a facet. 293 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,040 I almost said faith is a fact. 294 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:04,720 I am going to trial because you don't understand what a blooper reel is? Guard! 295 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,360 Back at the high school, George Michael ran into Maeby. 296 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,280 I got an "A." Check it out. 297 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,160 Great job. Take some more money. 298 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:15,939 Look. I gotta go. 299 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,160 I'm going to this fund-raiser for a sick girl, okay? 300 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,240 This rang false to George Michael... 301 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,000 who knew that fund-raisers, a passion ofher mother's... 302 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,240 were something that Maeby would avoid. 303 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,240 And later, at the courthouse... 304 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,000 - Good afternoon. - Thank God. 305 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,040 So did you read the plea? We've got minutes here, not hours. 306 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,640 I did read it. Most of it. Um, I definitely... 307 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,440 definitely read this, uh... the first part of this first, uh, section. 308 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,960 - Uh, no. Did not read it. - Oh, come on, Michael. 309 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,880 How many times are you going to screw up... 310 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,680 before the rest of this family sees you for the screwup you are? 311 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,600 I'm not the lawyer. All right? Why didn't you read it? 312 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,600 Excuse me. I got busy with my other clients. 313 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,600 - What other clients? - He doesn't know about the divorce? 314 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,080 - It's an annulment. - Oh, I looked into that too. 315 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,600 You can only get an annulment if you haven't consummated the marriage first. 316 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,640 Well, I guess I'll just stay married then... 317 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:06,240 because we all know that I closed that deal, right? 318 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,160 But he really didn't. 319 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,320 - He was talking about my divorce. - Your what? 320 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,240 You and Dad are getting divorced? 321 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,640 Oh, don't worry, sweetie. No one is fighting over you. 322 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,200 And don't worry about Barry reading the plea. 323 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,200 We'll let your father rot in prison. 324 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,160 Take the plea. We're taking the plea! 325 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,045 We're going to trial, you're going to lose, 326 00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:24,360 and you're going to stay in there. 327 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,760 - That's enough, Mom. - For him? Nothing's enough. 328 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,280 You'd think a man locked up in prison would be able to abstain. 329 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:35,440 Your father, with his disgusting tweaking! 330 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,840 I couldn't breast-feed any of you kids because of that man! 331 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,920 - Aww! - Shh. 332 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,920 They still look fabulous. 333 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,594 Lucille, for God's sakes. She was an informant. 334 00:15:42,595 --> 00:15:43,760 She was working for the government. 335 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,640 The only thing I was pumping her for was information, honey. 336 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,760 An informant. Dad, are you crazy? You're gonna blow this whole case. 337 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,800 It's blown. It's over. It's dead. Take the plea. Get me out there. 338 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,520 Lets take the plea, okay? Look. It's so nice and thick. 339 00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:00,080 Oh, George, I should have never doubted you. 340 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,040 Even when you slept with my sister, it was for a good reason. 341 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,840 Got her to stop drinking, didn't it? 342 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,120 All right, listen. This is all getting a little crazy. 343 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,040 We cannot accept their conditions if we don't know what their conditions are. 344 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,320 Do you wanna read it? 345 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,920 Uh, no. It is thick. Why don't we just take it? 346 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,640 - I could kiss you on the... - Well, let's... What? 347 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,600 And so the family gathered in the courtroom... 348 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,520 to announce their decision. 349 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,360 All rise. The court is now in session. 350 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,240 The Honorable Lionel Ping presiding. 351 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,160 Oh, we've got Ping again. 352 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,440 Please be seated. 353 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,360 The prosecution has offered a plea? 354 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,680 - We have, Your Honor. - We've got Lizer. 355 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:41,800 Yes, Maggie was the most feared prosecutor in all of Orange County. 356 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:46,640 And, therefore, I would like to bring your attention to Exhibit A. 357 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,360 Not because she was a particularly adept lawyer... 358 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,720 but because she won the sympathy not only of thejury and thejudge... 359 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:58,160 And was that man in the room, not you, Doctor? 360 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,880 but often times, the defendants themselves. 361 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,400 I... I was in that room. 362 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,560 Is the defense ready to respond? 363 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,200 - What are you hiding from? - You've got to call this off. 364 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,960 You gotta get more time. Get more time. She can smell me. 365 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,960 She smells everything. 366 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,440 - Objection! - What? 367 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,840 We haven't read it. 368 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,080 - It's very long, Your Honor. - Sit down! 369 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,160 We haven't read it. We're gonna get to it. I'm gonna start right now. 370 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,480 That's the blind chick you slept with? 371 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,520 Michael, you're in bed with the prosecution? 372 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,560 It's genius. You can get all the information we need. 373 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,294 Wait a minute. How do we know it's not a trap? 374 00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:39,280 Maybe she's setting you up. 375 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,375 It's not a setup, okay? She gave me her real name. 376 00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:42,640 She said that she was a lawyer. 377 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,760 I'm the one that lied to her. I gotta go talk to her. 378 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,160 - No! - No, Michael! You can save this family. 379 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,000 Please! Do the right thing here. 380 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:53,800 String this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. 381 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,881 The solution to all our problems is staring you 382 00:17:55,882 --> 00:17:57,720 right in the face and it can't even see you. 383 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,080 I gotta go talk to her. 384 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,680 Yeah, I better get back to the wife. 385 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:07,320 I think I'm going to take a scenic drive down to the City of Industry. 386 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,240 And George Michael went to the fund-raiser... 387 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,160 for the sick student Maeby had mentioned... 388 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,080 but was surprised not to see Maeby there. 389 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,375 We have been blessed to have in our midst 390 00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:17,960 a child who has shown us the meaning of courage. 391 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,400 Now let's show her the meaning of charity. 392 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,200 Please welcome... Surely Fünke! 393 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,320 And that's when George Michael realized... 394 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,440 Maeby had been making money by pretending to be two twin girls... 395 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,880 Maeby? 396 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,120 one of whom was ill. 397 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,880 Somebody get her a cupcake! 398 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,400 And Michael went to Maggie's determined to tell the truth. 399 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,360 What a surprise. Come on in. 400 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,800 - Hey, I'm in. Hello. Sorry. - Oh. Hey. 401 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,713 - I thought you were going to be my reader. 402 00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:49,880 - Yeah? Oh, you're working? 403 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,560 Yeah, I got a break. I wasn't prepared, thanks to you. 404 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,640 Mm. 405 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,440 What about you? Don't tell me another pirate is still roaming the high seas. 406 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,520 Uh, hey. You know, let's make a deal. 407 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,040 You don't have to do this anymore, cause I'm gonna start laughing out loud. 408 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,880 - Okay. That's gonna help me so much. - All right. Let's go sit down. 409 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 - So, uh, Maggie. - Yeah? 410 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,720 I am not trying a case. 411 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,760 - That's fantastic! They settled. Great. - Well... 412 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,240 Listen, I know I shouldn't do this, but... 413 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:28,840 but I am so behind, and I really do feel as if I can trust you. 414 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,640 Yeah? What is this? 415 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,120 Well, you ought to know. You can see. 416 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,640 Maggie! 417 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,800 - What is it? Seriously. - Well, basically... 418 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,200 it's an overview of the government's case against the Bluth family. 419 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,080 It's a summary of absolutely everything we've got. 420 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,000 And you're just going to give it to me? 421 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,080 You're a lawyer. What do you think? 422 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,000 Do we have a case? 423 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,160 On the next Arrested Development. 424 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,320 Maeby attempts to deposit her check. 425 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,600 - Gob adapts to married life. - Unbelievable! 426 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,640 The seal deal fell through. Three of the seals died on their way to Chad. 427 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,640 How am I ever gonna find a maritime lawyer? 428 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,600 - I'm sorry, did you say "seals"? - Yes! 429 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,560 I trade trained seals for a living. 430 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,840 - Do you ever listen? - Do you ever stop talking? 431 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,600 Tobias is sent to break into Maggie's house to steal evidence. 432 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:27,240 Only to discover that she's not blind.