1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:02,837 Now the story of a wealthy family 2 00:00:02,929 --> 00:00:03,979 who lost everything 3 00:00:04,025 --> 00:00:06,081 and the one son who had no choice 4 00:00:06,176 --> 00:00:07,988 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:13,729 --> 00:00:15,333 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:15,463 --> 00:00:19,330 Subtitles by Canari, RaceMan & Travis www.forom.com 7 00:00:19,965 --> 00:00:21,347 This is Michael Bluth. 8 00:00:21,441 --> 00:00:25,662 Right now he's taking his son, George Michael, to start a new life in Arizona. 9 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:27,622 Phoenix, Arizona, huh? 10 00:00:27,715 --> 00:00:28,859 This is it, boy. 11 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:30,192 We are free. 12 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,193 We're gonna follow our dreams, you know, 13 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:33,477 and the best part of it-- 14 00:00:33,572 --> 00:00:35,582 not working for the family anymore. 15 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:38,834 Yeah, but don't, don't you always say, "Family first"? 16 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:43,998 Yes, I do, but that is not a family, okay? 17 00:00:44,139 --> 00:00:48,353 They're a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose. 18 00:00:48,446 --> 00:00:50,117 And Aunt Lindsay. 19 00:00:50,399 --> 00:00:51,496 She's not my real aunt? 20 00:00:51,589 --> 00:00:52,731 Not her real nose. 21 00:00:52,873 --> 00:00:56,564 Got a picture of her when she's 14 in a swimming cap. She looks like a falcon. 22 00:00:57,882 --> 00:01:01,283 We spent an entire year living in that stupid model home with those people, 23 00:01:01,376 --> 00:01:03,000 and all they did was lie to us. 24 00:01:03,138 --> 00:01:06,346 The most recent lie was that Michael's father had had a heart attack 25 00:01:06,438 --> 00:01:07,246 while in prison. 26 00:01:07,527 --> 00:01:08,431 We lost him. 27 00:01:08,524 --> 00:01:12,795 What the doctor meant to say was that George Senior had escaped, 28 00:01:13,877 --> 00:01:18,580 a feat he'd accomplished by using the family's portable stairway vehicle. 29 00:01:19,424 --> 00:01:21,912 I'd love to see the look on their faces right now. 30 00:01:22,804 --> 00:01:24,187 "Where'd he go?" 31 00:01:24,327 --> 00:01:26,334 Or they-they think we're just headed home. 32 00:01:26,475 --> 00:01:28,433 Actually, no, that's kind of what I thought 33 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:31,347 until I heard about all that Phoenix stuff. 34 00:01:31,628 --> 00:01:33,063 Michael was concerned that the 35 00:01:33,156 --> 00:01:36,892 full impact of his departure might have been lost on his family. 36 00:01:37,032 --> 00:01:38,125 Hello, who is this? 37 00:01:38,171 --> 00:01:42,724 Yes, this is Dr. Blumen. I'm calling regarding Michael Bluth. 38 00:01:42,863 --> 00:01:44,971 Michael, phone! 39 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,278 They think we're still there. 40 00:01:49,936 --> 00:01:51,269 We're going back. 41 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:54,105 Hey, Mom, any messages? 42 00:01:54,245 --> 00:01:54,985 None. 43 00:01:57,052 --> 00:01:58,628 No, there was a message. 44 00:01:58,722 --> 00:02:00,872 It was about my health, but it doesn't matter. 45 00:02:00,966 --> 00:02:02,492 My son and I... 46 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,968 Buster, what are you doing with Mother's rape horn? 47 00:02:06,673 --> 00:02:09,399 Yes. I have a rape horn, Michael. 48 00:02:09,492 --> 00:02:11,451 Because you took away my Mace. 49 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,268 Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her. 50 00:02:14,456 --> 00:02:16,749 This is what I'm talking about, Michael. 51 00:02:16,843 --> 00:02:20,870 Now that your father has deserted us, Buster's become impossible to control. 52 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:24,071 Suddenly, he's too much of a bigshot to brush Mother's hair. 53 00:02:24,164 --> 00:02:26,220 Well, I'm not h... 54 00:02:29,839 --> 00:02:32,037 I'm not helping you with Buster anymore. 55 00:02:32,178 --> 00:02:34,618 I'm not helping anyone with anything. 56 00:02:34,852 --> 00:02:37,644 I came here to tell you that my son and I... 57 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:46,331 George Michael, meanwhile, was approached by his cousin, Maeby. 58 00:02:46,424 --> 00:02:48,623 So, you're really leaving, huh? 59 00:02:48,764 --> 00:02:51,491 Have you told your girlfriend, Bland. I mean Ann? Right. 60 00:02:51,584 --> 00:02:54,120 She's not my girlfriend, and she's not bland. 61 00:02:54,214 --> 00:02:54,639 Really? 62 00:02:54,732 --> 00:02:57,267 Because, I mean, under her school picture, it said, "Not pictured." 63 00:02:57,361 --> 00:03:00,615 Okay, they printed a retraction in the Spring supplement, 64 00:03:00,755 --> 00:03:03,532 and she was really looking forward to seeing me in my Uncle Sam outfit 65 00:03:03,579 --> 00:03:05,541 in that "Get Out the Vote" assembly tomorrow. 66 00:03:05,634 --> 00:03:07,690 Wasn't that supposed to be before the election? 67 00:03:07,782 --> 00:03:09,215 Yeah, they had to postpone it 68 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,512 when that foreign exchange student parked too close to the gym. 69 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:12,460 I'd do it. 70 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:13,438 I'd play Uncle Sam. 71 00:03:13,532 --> 00:03:16,980 Better than part I have now-- Guy who ordered strike on Pearl Harbor. 72 00:03:17,592 --> 00:03:20,417 I don't know why you're not taking this "I'm out of here" seriously, 73 00:03:20,538 --> 00:03:22,929 but I am out of here, seriously. 74 00:03:23,727 --> 00:03:26,215 Let's face it, Michael, you've made this threat before. 75 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,641 Tell me. When. 76 00:03:28,911 --> 00:03:29,719 That's it. 77 00:03:29,766 --> 00:03:30,718 I'm out of here. 78 00:03:35,893 --> 00:03:37,874 Ta-da. I'm out of here. 79 00:03:37,874 --> 00:03:38,513 Problem contained. 80 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:40,895 We've got the attacking animal down. 81 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:44,496 I'm out of this family. Seriously. 82 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:46,837 This time we're going to be so far away, you'll never be able to find us. 83 00:03:46,931 --> 00:03:49,273 - We're going to Phoenix. - Don't tell them where. 84 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:51,276 - I-I just thought... - It doesn't matter why. 85 00:03:51,369 --> 00:03:53,903 Michael, maybe the reason why you always come back 86 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:56,583 is because you need us more than we need you. 87 00:03:57,854 --> 00:03:59,669 Oh, that's rich. 88 00:03:59,855 --> 00:04:02,295 Huh. I need... you. 89 00:04:02,716 --> 00:04:04,050 All right, I'll tell you what. Mom. 90 00:04:04,332 --> 00:04:06,626 You're always asking me to help you look after Buster. 91 00:04:06,765 --> 00:04:09,347 You can find somebody else. I hope she doesn't kill you. 92 00:04:09,442 --> 00:04:10,779 I'll kill her first. 93 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,686 And good luck trying to find someone else to run the business, by the way. 94 00:04:14,874 --> 00:04:18,310 Gob. Instead of always coming to me, asking me for money saying, 95 00:04:18,403 --> 00:04:20,700 "I've made a huge mistake," 96 00:04:20,841 --> 00:04:22,660 you can bail yourself out next time. 97 00:04:22,799 --> 00:04:25,335 I've never admitted to a mistake. 98 00:04:25,806 --> 00:04:27,095 What would I have made a mistake about? 99 00:04:27,235 --> 00:04:29,050 Lindsay. Instead of sleeping in twin beds, 100 00:04:29,097 --> 00:04:30,765 why don't you and your husband take the master bedroom? 101 00:04:30,859 --> 00:04:32,242 It's not ike you've never come to me 102 00:04:32,382 --> 00:04:33,764 with your marital problems 103 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,788 saying, "Oh, help me, Michael. I think my husband might be a..." 104 00:04:41,987 --> 00:04:42,842 Here we go. 105 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:44,029 And so, once again, 106 00:04:44,124 --> 00:04:47,139 the guys were on their way to Phoenix, never to look back. 107 00:04:47,232 --> 00:04:51,160 It's just the lab calling. We'll give him the bad news in Phoenix. 108 00:04:51,723 --> 00:04:53,537 - They know we're gone. - Great. 109 00:04:54,618 --> 00:04:57,248 You did say Phoenix again, but, what do we care? 110 00:04:57,343 --> 00:04:58,110 Yeah. Sorry. 111 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:01,152 Now, do you want to steer? 112 00:05:01,246 --> 00:05:04,836 or are you too old to sit on you pop's lap and drive? 113 00:05:07,937 --> 00:05:09,559 I think I might be. 114 00:05:10,451 --> 00:05:11,258 Okay. 115 00:05:23,015 --> 00:05:25,406 The car is registered to George Bluth, so we had to check. 116 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,407 He's been caught, so you're free to go. 117 00:05:28,206 --> 00:05:29,539 He's been caught? 118 00:05:29,821 --> 00:05:31,640 Michael knew if he went back to see his father, 119 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:34,491 he would only end up saying something hurtful. 120 00:05:34,773 --> 00:05:36,301 We're going back. 121 00:05:36,864 --> 00:05:40,168 In fact, the police only thought they'd arrested George Senior... 122 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:43,035 Do you have any cookies with no preservatives? 123 00:05:43,881 --> 00:05:46,848 ...but had gotten his twin brother Oscar instead. 124 00:05:49,338 --> 00:05:51,296 Oh, good grief, it's Oscar. 125 00:05:51,577 --> 00:05:53,584 Oh, thank God you've come. 126 00:05:54,805 --> 00:05:57,386 Lucille had a relationship with Oscar years earlier, 127 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,342 which she was not eager to rekindle. 128 00:05:59,436 --> 00:06:00,338 What is wrong with you? 129 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:02,342 The boy is here. 130 00:06:03,707 --> 00:06:05,478 They said my father was here. 131 00:06:05,852 --> 00:06:06,851 Did they? 132 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:10,491 Let's get out of here. 133 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,725 W-what-what about Oscar? 134 00:06:11,818 --> 00:06:14,835 Yes. They impounded my, uh, my humble trailer. 135 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:15,815 You'll stay with us. 136 00:06:15,906 --> 00:06:16,809 No, he won't. 137 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:19,122 You're the one who says I need a father figure. 138 00:06:19,263 --> 00:06:21,939 Yes. A father figure. 139 00:06:23,913 --> 00:06:24,863 Fine. 140 00:06:25,144 --> 00:06:26,910 But you're not sleeping in my bed. 141 00:06:27,784 --> 00:06:29,736 - Okay. - Okay. Mm-hmm. 142 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:34,334 Soon, Michael arrived to claim his father 143 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:37,203 and was met by the family attorney, Barry Zuckerhorn. 144 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,592 No, I know, I now. Everybody says, "Leave it alone, leave it alone." 145 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:44,473 Does this look contagious to you? Hey, kiddo. 146 00:06:44,703 --> 00:06:46,997 All right, it wasn't your father. 147 00:06:47,278 --> 00:06:50,149 It was your uncle. I ran into 'em as they were leaving. 148 00:06:52,242 --> 00:06:54,220 Oh, for God's sake. 149 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:57,861 Well, I only came back to tell him that I was leaving, 150 00:06:57,954 --> 00:06:59,434 so I guess it's time to go, son. 151 00:06:59,856 --> 00:07:00,804 Where you going? 152 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:01,801 We can't tell you. 153 00:07:01,895 --> 00:07:03,469 No, no, we-we can tell Barry. 154 00:07:03,703 --> 00:07:04,940 We're going to Phoenix. 155 00:07:05,081 --> 00:07:06,368 Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that. 156 00:07:06,741 --> 00:07:09,948 As your lawyer, I have to inform you, you cannot leave the state. 157 00:07:10,087 --> 00:07:12,526 I mean, with your father gone, they want to hold you. 158 00:07:13,277 --> 00:07:14,947 They're going to indict you tomorrow. 159 00:07:15,087 --> 00:07:16,709 All you have to do is come up with the bail. 160 00:07:16,802 --> 00:07:18,280 Take it out of the business. 161 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:19,178 But I can't. 162 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:21,614 I quit. I-I don't want to follow in my father's footsteps. 163 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:24,222 Then you might wind up on his cot. 164 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:27,510 Oh, man, I wish you hadn't said Phoenix. 165 00:07:31,322 --> 00:07:34,194 Michael had just found out that he couldn't leave the state 166 00:07:34,286 --> 00:07:35,477 unless he came up with bail. 167 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,194 Okay, listen, I'm going to get the company checkbook... 168 00:07:37,288 --> 00:07:38,508 and don't tell the family. 169 00:07:38,602 --> 00:07:41,526 We can't give them the satisfaction of telling them that I need money, okay? 170 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:43,338 Do pou remember what we say about the family? 171 00:07:43,478 --> 00:07:45,388 Uh, it's not Aunt Lindsay's nose. 172 00:07:45,528 --> 00:07:47,006 Yes, but no. 173 00:07:47,146 --> 00:07:48,768 Don't-don't tell them we were going to... 174 00:07:48,863 --> 00:07:50,103 We say we don't need them. 175 00:07:50,196 --> 00:07:53,165 - Hmm? - Oh. Yeah. Okay. The new one. 176 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:57,550 It comes from knowing you're toned and fit. 177 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,893 - What are you doing? - I'm exercising, Michael. 178 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:03,673 I see you've found an exercise tape made for people as lazy as you are. 179 00:08:03,812 --> 00:08:05,486 I do have a love life. 180 00:08:07,272 --> 00:08:08,943 Okay, this is going off. 181 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:11,933 One night in the master bedroom, and you got yourself a love life again? 182 00:08:11,979 --> 00:08:13,026 Well, I'll be honest. 183 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:15,173 At first, it was awkward. 184 00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:26,683 Oh, Lindsay, uh... well... this is exciting. 185 00:08:26,823 --> 00:08:28,206 Finally, we can be a normal couple. 186 00:08:28,252 --> 00:08:29,923 Nice to be back in a queen. 187 00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:33,896 - It's too much pressure. - I can't do this. 188 00:08:34,111 --> 00:08:37,754 So Lindsay and Tobias finally took a hard look at their relationship. 189 00:08:37,895 --> 00:08:40,189 You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, 190 00:08:40,329 --> 00:08:43,204 I have advised a number of couples to 191 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,497 explore an open relationship 192 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,607 where-where the couple remains emotionally committed 193 00:08:48,747 --> 00:08:52,674 but free to explore extra-marital encounters. 194 00:08:52,768 --> 00:08:54,152 Well, did it work for those people? 195 00:08:54,339 --> 00:08:55,819 No. It never does. 196 00:08:56,054 --> 00:08:59,308 I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... 197 00:08:59,402 --> 00:09:04,578 but it might work for us. 198 00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:06,955 Well, I guess we could give it a shot. 199 00:09:07,049 --> 00:09:08,674 Great. We'll hammer out the details later. 200 00:09:08,797 --> 00:09:10,778 Right now, we've got a daughter to tell. 201 00:09:11,604 --> 00:09:13,760 Maeby, we're having a family meeting! 202 00:09:14,135 --> 00:09:16,574 On her way to the family meeting, 203 00:09:16,669 --> 00:09:18,769 Lindsay had an unexpected encounter. 204 00:09:18,911 --> 00:09:21,396 - Oh, hello. - Oh, hi. Gob told me to come by. 205 00:09:21,724 --> 00:09:23,443 Well, uh, I don't think he's here. 206 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:26,118 Well, tell him I like what I see. 207 00:09:28,281 --> 00:09:29,882 And we probably won't even act on it. 208 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:32,010 We're not going to get a divorce. 209 00:09:32,151 --> 00:09:34,443 If anything, it'll bring Mommy and Daddy closer toget... 210 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,353 I met someone. I got a date. 211 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,358 I'm dating someone! 212 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,442 Well... 213 00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:44,662 let the great experiment begin! 214 00:09:45,036 --> 00:09:46,566 You're not using my master bedroom for that. 215 00:09:47,177 --> 00:09:48,755 I believe you left. 216 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,045 Or did you realize how much you need us after all? 217 00:09:51,186 --> 00:09:52,954 Actually, I came back because I need something. 218 00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:54,518 Some things, 219 00:09:54,658 --> 00:09:58,537 like the... checkbook. Where's the corporate checkbook? 220 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,494 Gob must've taken it to the office. 221 00:10:00,587 --> 00:10:01,874 Mom put him in charge. 222 00:10:02,014 --> 00:10:03,109 That's right, Michael. 223 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,069 He's got your old job. 224 00:10:05,351 --> 00:10:08,320 Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down. 225 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:11,476 It's only been three hours. How much damage could he really do? 226 00:10:11,617 --> 00:10:12,807 And release... 227 00:10:14,498 --> 00:10:17,321 In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage. 228 00:10:18,308 --> 00:10:19,546 And there, please. 229 00:10:23,071 --> 00:10:24,358 Hey... where's my desk? 230 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,805 Oh, I think it's the massage table in the break room now. 231 00:10:29,452 --> 00:10:30,338 - Take the window. - Now, hold it. 232 00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:33,304 Gob, Mom may think that she's given you my job, 233 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,579 but the board still has to approve that decision. 234 00:10:35,672 --> 00:10:36,770 Actually, they already have. 235 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,805 Why should we believe in you? 236 00:10:38,898 --> 00:10:41,913 For the same reason you should believe that a hundred dollar bill 237 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:46,270 is no more than a hundred pennies. 238 00:10:48,432 --> 00:10:50,967 - They approved me unanimously. - Why wouldn't they? 239 00:10:51,201 --> 00:10:53,111 You've only lost them $99 so far. 240 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,115 Well, I've already been pretty successful. 241 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:58,079 Showing the model house again. Sent a Realtor over there yesterday. 242 00:10:58,173 --> 00:11:00,131 It was this Realtor who'd run into Lindsay, 243 00:11:00,225 --> 00:11:01,609 thinking she was looking for a home. 244 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,999 I have an open thing going on, too. 245 00:11:04,091 --> 00:11:06,291 I'll give you the address, and you can come by. 246 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,014 And I think you'll really like the neighbors. 247 00:11:09,624 --> 00:11:10,574 Okay. 248 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,708 So, what brings you here, Michael? 249 00:11:12,848 --> 00:11:14,374 I hope it's not for a hand-out. 250 00:11:14,514 --> 00:11:16,858 I run a pretty tight ship around here. 251 00:11:17,185 --> 00:11:18,568 With a pool table. 252 00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:19,852 It's a gaming ship. 253 00:11:20,086 --> 00:11:22,477 I'm here because I thought you might need me. 254 00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:26,740 - I need you? - That's right. 255 00:11:26,909 --> 00:11:28,293 Oh, boy, that's good. 256 00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:31,938 Can't wait to call the guys in to hear this one. 257 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,325 Just a.. 258 00:11:35,217 --> 00:11:35,977 How do you intercom on this? 259 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,311 - Star two. - Yeah. 260 00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:39,704 - At the same time? - No, just the star, in the corner. 261 00:11:39,796 --> 00:11:41,019 - Star... - So if I do this like that... 262 00:11:41,109 --> 00:11:43,216 - No, turn your hand the other way. - Oh, that star. 263 00:11:43,263 --> 00:11:44,981 Let's just hang it up. There we go. 264 00:11:45,075 --> 00:11:48,669 I-I-I thought that you might need me to help you with the books. 265 00:11:48,904 --> 00:11:51,539 You know, the corporate checkbook, where is it? 266 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,970 Actually, Mom's got it. 267 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,160 She wasn't comfortable with me... 268 00:11:55,441 --> 00:11:57,687 Michael now had the distasteful choice 269 00:11:57,828 --> 00:12:00,505 of either asking his mother for money or going to jail. 270 00:12:00,599 --> 00:12:02,608 Maybe Buster killed her already. 271 00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:06,125 Tobias was also having a bad day. 272 00:12:06,219 --> 00:12:08,562 Lindsay had met someone and he hadn't. 273 00:12:09,737 --> 00:12:13,960 And that's when he found what he thought was a support group for depressed men. 274 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,141 Well, if it isn't the boy who cried Phoenix. 275 00:12:20,468 --> 00:12:24,829 Oh, no, I was just, uh, just worried about Buster. 276 00:12:24,921 --> 00:12:28,419 I thought maybe I should give him a little guidance, 277 00:12:28,607 --> 00:12:30,811 you know, write him a check, be a role model. 278 00:12:30,857 --> 00:12:32,098 Where's the company checkbook? 279 00:12:32,191 --> 00:12:34,102 I already have a new role model, Michael. 280 00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:36,344 His Uncle Oscar is living here now. 281 00:12:36,718 --> 00:12:38,195 Wow. 282 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:41,159 You guys have accomplished a lot in the last three hours. 283 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,135 Where is he? 284 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,090 I sent him out for a new air horn. 285 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,968 We've got it all under control. 286 00:12:54,109 --> 00:12:55,013 Great. 287 00:12:58,681 --> 00:13:00,929 I'm just worried that it's only going to be a matter of time 288 00:13:01,022 --> 00:13:04,809 before the media starts putting together all the pieces of this Iraq story. 289 00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:08,733 Michael had recently found out that the house he and his son currently live in 290 00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:11,691 was very similar to some his father 291 00:13:11,784 --> 00:13:14,752 may have illegally been building in Iraq. 292 00:13:14,986 --> 00:13:16,320 They haven't yet. 293 00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:19,907 And frankly, it's a very difficult charge to prove. 294 00:13:25,736 --> 00:13:27,934 Man, that jury's gonna fall in love with you. 295 00:13:28,263 --> 00:13:29,837 What do you need, Michael? 296 00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:32,505 I don't need anything. 297 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,306 I'm great. 298 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:35,925 'Cause everyone else is great. 299 00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:39,367 I can't tell you how nice it is to not be needed anymore. 300 00:13:40,259 --> 00:13:41,982 I want you. 301 00:13:45,132 --> 00:13:47,475 Okay, the jury might actually like that. 302 00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:52,986 It was at that moment that Gob found something the jury might not like. 303 00:14:06,022 --> 00:14:08,512 And Lindsay arrived at what she thought was a date. 304 00:14:08,636 --> 00:14:10,196 Hey, you found it. 305 00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:13,334 So... should we start in the kitchen? 306 00:14:13,662 --> 00:14:15,765 - I thought the bedroom. - Sure. 307 00:14:15,951 --> 00:14:16,759 I'll meet you up there. 308 00:14:16,851 --> 00:14:18,905 I got to make this place smell like cookies. 309 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,567 And... 310 00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:23,607 you should know, I am anticipating multiples on this. 311 00:14:23,842 --> 00:14:27,438 Well, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think that was a possibility. 312 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,971 Lindsay was nervous and took a shower to relax. 313 00:14:35,346 --> 00:14:37,642 I can't do this. I'm not ready for this. 314 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:43,570 Come on, kids, we'll go downstairsc and have some cookies. 315 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,011 The kids were in for some bad news, too. 316 00:14:46,105 --> 00:14:49,414 Tobias meanwhile discovered that what he thought was a support group 317 00:14:49,553 --> 00:14:52,616 turned out to be a team of bald men painted blue. 318 00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:56,847 Even Lucille was about to find herself in trouble. 319 00:14:56,942 --> 00:14:58,947 Oh, you've done this before. 320 00:14:59,087 --> 00:15:01,050 You know, you should let your hair grow long. 321 00:15:01,284 --> 00:15:03,532 Well, I've thought about it. 322 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:05,533 I guess I'd look like you. 323 00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:09,440 More than you'll ever know. 324 00:15:10,757 --> 00:15:12,861 Are you living in one of Saddam's mini-palaces? 325 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,301 They may have been built by the same developer. 326 00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:19,809 And a seal attack-- meet one surprised bather, coming up. 327 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,642 Seven minutes had passed since Gob had discovered the document. 328 00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:28,357 Gob, your mother's on line one. 329 00:15:30,707 --> 00:15:33,242 I'm coming over. Don't talk to anyone. 330 00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:37,070 It was at that moment that Lucille was stopped by a documentary filmmaker. 331 00:15:37,163 --> 00:15:41,358 Your company's being accused of profiting off the building of houses in Iraq. 332 00:15:41,594 --> 00:15:44,277 That's crazy, we're all loyal Americans. 333 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:47,725 Oh, yeah, would you enlist your son or daughter in the Army? 334 00:15:50,405 --> 00:15:51,212 Yes. 335 00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:55,838 Michael was out of options 336 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:02,405 and knowing that his father had a penchant for hiding valuable things in walls, 337 00:16:02,497 --> 00:16:04,889 considered one last, desperate gambit. 338 00:16:05,361 --> 00:16:08,521 This is crazy. What am I doing? Using a hammer? 339 00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:15,649 Are you crazy? 340 00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:16,790 Are you blue? 341 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:20,090 Only in color, Michael. Only in color. 342 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:23,720 It seems I might have stumbled upon an acting opportunity. 343 00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:25,528 As a member of the Blue Man Group? 344 00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:27,532 Oh, no, you're thinking of the support group. 345 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,342 I made that same mistake myself. 346 00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,298 Their called, The Blue Man Group. 347 00:16:31,579 --> 00:16:34,598 But it's funny, if I hadn't sought out a support group 348 00:16:34,738 --> 00:16:37,854 I never would have gotten this gig as an understudy 349 00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:39,647 for a performance art group. 350 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,681 You know, the universe works in mysterious ways, Michael. 351 00:16:44,558 --> 00:16:47,051 You never know where help is going to come from... 352 00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:49,388 until you look for it. 353 00:16:49,857 --> 00:16:52,009 Why does everybody think that I need help? 354 00:16:52,716 --> 00:16:55,157 Michael, look at you. 355 00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:57,159 I mean, you're holding a sledge hammer, 356 00:16:57,252 --> 00:16:59,192 your shirt is cover... Oh, I did that. 357 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:03,410 Um, here, let me, uh... 358 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,619 And Michael realized that he, too, had been too proud. 359 00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:08,288 - I need money. - I can't help you. 360 00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:09,042 I know. 361 00:17:09,747 --> 00:17:12,955 It did bother me that they did so well without me, 362 00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:15,101 but I do have to ask them for help. 363 00:17:15,195 --> 00:17:17,923 And I have to ask for an audition. 364 00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,149 You haven't auditioned yet? 365 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,011 Oh, no, no, I'm not in the group yet. 366 00:17:22,198 --> 00:17:25,309 No, I'm afraid I just blue myself. 367 00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:29,728 There's got to be a better way to say that. 368 00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:33,767 Tobias rushed to the theater hoping to be seen. 369 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:37,356 Unfortunately, it was dusk, and he couldn't be seen. 370 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:39,209 What the hell was that? 371 00:17:39,866 --> 00:17:42,113 And so, for the second time in two days, 372 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,117 the family gathered at the hospital. 373 00:17:44,255 --> 00:17:45,351 Everything's going to be okay. 374 00:17:45,584 --> 00:17:46,920 I'm sure he's going to be fine. 375 00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,490 I'm so sorry that this happened. 376 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,636 Um, I spoke to him just before he left the house. 377 00:17:50,777 --> 00:17:52,928 Oh, really? What did he say? What was the last thing he said. 378 00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:54,453 I just blue myself. 379 00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,355 He said some wonderful things. 380 00:17:58,389 --> 00:18:02,947 Including the fact that sometimes people are too proud 381 00:18:03,086 --> 00:18:05,045 to ask for help when they need it. 382 00:18:05,138 --> 00:18:07,675 - Oh, God, okay, fine, I need you. - I need you, okay, Michael? 383 00:18:07,814 --> 00:18:10,398 - No, I didn't mean for... - He was a realtor, Michael. 384 00:18:10,491 --> 00:18:11,825 Now my husband's in the hospital. 385 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:16,950 Mom volunteered me for the Army just because the fat man dared her to. 386 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,857 We can't let them take Buster. 387 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:21,291 I lost my wig. My Uncle Sam wig. 388 00:18:21,385 --> 00:18:24,258 Michael, I am sitting on some very hot information here. 389 00:18:24,351 --> 00:18:25,688 I know too much. 390 00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:27,490 I've got the thingy. 391 00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:30,169 Half in English, half in... scribbly. 392 00:18:30,637 --> 00:18:32,934 Michael, please, we need you. 393 00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:37,774 Well, I hate to cancel my medical follow-up in Phoenix, 394 00:18:37,915 --> 00:18:40,838 but you give me the corporate checkbook, I'll see what I can do. 395 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,123 Excuse me. 396 00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:43,598 Mrs. Funke. 397 00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:45,024 Oh, this guy again. 398 00:18:45,164 --> 00:18:46,164 How is he, Doctor? 399 00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:47,593 It... 400 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,487 looks like he's dead. 401 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,629 Oh, my God! 402 00:18:50,722 --> 00:18:52,108 Oh, little guy. 403 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,425 The tears aren't coming. 404 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,140 The tears just aren't coming. 405 00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:56,896 Uh, just to be clear. 406 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:59,665 It looks like he's dead, or he is dead? 407 00:18:59,757 --> 00:19:01,187 It just looks like he's dead. 408 00:19:01,422 --> 00:19:03,717 He's got, like, blue paint on him or something. 409 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,002 But he's going to be fine. 410 00:19:05,094 --> 00:19:06,236 What is wrong with you?! 411 00:19:06,331 --> 00:19:07,953 This ( bleep ), Doctor. 412 00:19:08,094 --> 00:19:09,431 I'll let you celebrate privately. 413 00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:11,483 Hey, we want this comped! 414 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,761 Well, I'm gonna... 415 00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:14,186 I'm just gonna head out. 416 00:19:14,326 --> 00:19:17,682 You don't need some piece of ( bleep ) Uncle hanging around. 417 00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:20,096 Hey, hey, that's not my dad. 418 00:19:20,237 --> 00:19:21,815 That's not the guy you want. If you want anybody it's me. 419 00:19:21,984 --> 00:19:22,840 - What? - Michael? 420 00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:28,162 I got to turn myself in or make bail, um, maybe by, like... 8 o'clock. 421 00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:29,924 Hey, hey. Enough. 422 00:19:30,066 --> 00:19:32,073 Whoa, hey. You might want to have that looked at. 423 00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,242 Thanks, Mikey. 424 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,307 Yeah, they think I'm involved in this Iraq thing, 425 00:19:40,402 --> 00:19:42,407 and I can't prove that I'm not with Dad not around, 426 00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:46,095 so I need your help or I'm going to go to jail. 427 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:47,859 We've got the proof, Michael. 428 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,823 Dad's signed contract with Saddam. 429 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,703 Hussein. 430 00:19:57,354 --> 00:19:58,498 Use it. 431 00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:00,496 If it makes your father look bad, then so be it. 432 00:20:00,636 --> 00:20:02,067 He's long gone now. 433 00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:05,840 - Hey, uh, where's the briefcase? - Oscar has it. 434 00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:12,114 Hey, I'm awfully sorry I'm late. I got here as fast as... Oh, how is he? 435 00:20:12,255 --> 00:20:13,927 Did you just change your clothes? 436 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:17,275 Hey, look what I found on window sill. 437 00:20:17,322 --> 00:20:19,618 Just hat, someone take wig. 438 00:20:19,757 --> 00:20:22,225 In fact, it was George Senior who took wig, 439 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:27,768 and was fleeing the country with the evidenace Michael so badly needed. 440 00:20:29,741 --> 00:20:31,491 You made a huge mistake.