1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,844 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:22,753 [Man Narrating] Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president... 6 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,416 which meant doing the work of the president, his brother Gob. 7 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,390 - Michael. - Hey. 8 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:30,622 So, did you see the new Poof? 9 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:34,694 His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits. 10 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:37,964 No, I was talking about the magazine- Wait. Gary's gay? 11 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:40,869 - Yeah. - Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him. 12 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,033 You've got a nice mouth. 13 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,134 I'd kill for that ass. 14 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:47,145 Okay, the chair's not doing it now... 15 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:50,080 but lately it's been giving out as soon as I lean back. 16 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:53,880 Anyway, I was talking about Poof magazine, the magazine for magicians. 17 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:57,616 This guy Tony Wonder bakes himself into a loaf of bread and pops out of a giant sandwich... 18 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,749 to feed the troops. 19 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:02,794 I had that idea 10 months ago. 20 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,761 - You had that idea? - Well, basically. 21 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:09,164 I was gonna boil myself alive into a chowder and then be ladled into a giant cauldron... 22 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:12,238 - to entertain and feed the firemen. - That's pretty close. 23 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:14,431 I should be in this Poof! 24 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,771 [Phone Rings] 25 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:20,175 - Michael Bluth. - He found him. Ice found your father. 26 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,111 [Narrator] Michael recently had hired a bounty hunter... 27 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:24,080 to track down his fugitive father. 28 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,652 - Wh-Where? - He's coming over here at 5:00 to tell us. 29 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,653 But he wants to get paid first. 30 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,087 Dad goes back to jail, I can be cleared, I can be president again. 31 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:35,252 And I'm halfway to getting out of this office and into a steaming bowl of soup. 32 00:01:35,361 --> 00:01:36,692 - Everybody wins. - Yeah. 33 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:40,664 Oscar, close it. You look like the window of a butcher shop. 34 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:44,203 - Thank God I can finally get rid of him. - I'll see you at 5:00, Mom. 35 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:48,297 [Narrator] Michael then headed down to the frozen banana stand... 36 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:51,002 where his son was supposed to be working. 37 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,103 It just seems like every time we wanna be together, your father comes along- 38 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,978 Hey, guys. What's going on? Why's the banana stand closed? 39 00:01:57,083 --> 00:02:00,211 Oh, Ann came to see me, so I thought I'd take a little break. 40 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,652 - Can we talk about this later? - Sure. No problem. 41 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:05,349 Just, let's keep the phone on. Okay, pal? Great. 42 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,358 - Hey, you. - [Beep] 43 00:02:09,028 --> 00:02:12,520 See? That's a perfect example of how your father's always interrup- 44 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,465 [Vibrating] 45 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,504 - I'm sorry. - [Beep] 46 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:22,131 - Hello. - Hey, buddy. They found your grandfather. 47 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:24,335 - That's what I wanted to tell you. - That's great. 48 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:27,470 - I didn't wanna say that when you were talking to Egg. - I'm still talking with Ann. 49 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:31,243 Oh, she's still goin'? Listen, I'll talk to you later. I'm very excited. 50 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,319 - [Mutters] That's good. - [Beep] 51 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:38,190 I think we should break up. 52 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,225 [Coughing Sob] 53 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,226 [Narrator] The bounty hunter, meanwhile... 54 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,228 was eager to impress the family attorney. 55 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,195 I cannot believe that you made these. 56 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:50,167 Indeed, Ice had always bounty-hunted to support his first love- 57 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:52,568 party-planning. 58 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,106 And Lindsay was still hoping to score a date with him. 59 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:59,338 I don't suppose you'd be interested in catering an affair with me. 60 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:03,108 Well, when you get a full guest list, let me know. 61 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,616 Why can't I do this anymore? 62 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,618 That's got to bother you, huh, Dad? 63 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,622 - I mean, she's flirting right in front of you. - Hmm? Oh! No. 64 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:16,991 I am surprised, though, that she's going after somebody so similar to my own type. 65 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:21,032 But I suppose we all do expose our inner desires, don't we? 66 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,034 I think you just did. 67 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,036 No, I didn't. 68 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:28,467 Is there any way I can divorce them? 69 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,475 Oh, sure. It's called emancipation. 70 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:33,307 But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment. 71 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:37,110 Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet. 72 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,778 If they do, I could have you out of this house, on the street, in a month. 73 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,411 - Sweet! - Mm-hmm. 74 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:45,491 [Narrator] Soon, Michael arrived, and Ice began his presentation. 75 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:49,050 When word got out that he was building houses for Saddam Hussein... 76 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:52,825 he escaped to Mexico where, as you know, he was arrested and interred in a local prison. 77 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:54,559 Until he was killed by this guard. 78 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,761 Body was held for six days within the prison walls when- 79 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:01,397 - I'm sorry- he killed a guard? - No, the guard killed him. 80 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:03,634 He's dead. Buried in Mexico. 81 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:08,180 - [Screams] - Uh, h-hold on. How do we know this is true? 82 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:11,739 Because I have here his dental records, his death certificate... 83 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:15,514 and a political cartoon from a leading Mexican publication. 84 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,818 Okay, again, I'm a caterer... 85 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:24,090 so if you do have any family events- weddings, wakes- 86 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:26,427 I'll leave my card. 87 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,932 Is it true? 88 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,003 Is he really gone? 89 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:34,138 - Ow. - Just checking. 90 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,471 These are his teeth. He had such perfect teeth. 91 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:40,307 - It was that Glisten. - He swore by that Glisten. 92 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:44,281 I can still hear him now: "Who left the cap off my- [Bleeps] Glisten?" 93 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,284 [Lucille] It's all hitting me now. 94 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,445 This is really happening. 95 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,449 All this awful funeral stuff! 96 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,458 The will. We have to get the will. 97 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:58,792 I don't know if enough time has passed. I don't know what I'm saying. 98 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:01,264 Is it in your car, Barry? I'm gonna throw up! 99 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:03,198 Check the car, Barry. I don't know what I'm saying! 100 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,203 The will is not here. 101 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,706 The will is at my office, next to the hot plate with the frayed wires. 102 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,708 I didn't, uh- It wasn't- 103 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,711 [Narrator] In fact, Barry had lost George Sr. 's will. 104 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,510 How did I get here? Oh, my God, Lucille. He is gone! 105 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,414 We have to have a wake. 106 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,488 [Narrator] Maeby was upset, but saw a chance to fix up her mother. 107 00:05:22,588 --> 00:05:26,649 Maybe we could get Ice to cater it or something- I don't know what I'm saying! 108 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:30,126 - We don't even have a body. - I will be my father's body. 109 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,830 I'll be the one buried. 110 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,264 Because he loved magic so very much. 111 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:38,599 - I don't think Gob knows what he's saying. - I know exactly what I'm saying. 112 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,105 I will be buried in my father's place... 113 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:44,699 and then, one week later, I will emerge from the grave... 114 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:47,177 in one of the greatest illusions ever! 115 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:51,216 - This about getting into Poof? - I mean, how does that not get me a cover? 116 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,285 - [Keys Jingling] - Buster! 117 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:56,878 - We can't tell him about this! - I think the boy's been lied to enough. 118 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:59,355 You weren't here for the parakeet, Oscar. 119 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:02,223 [Narrator] As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet... 120 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:05,764 who, after landing on their housekeeper Rose's wig, flew away... 121 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:09,631 - when she took out the trash and into a transformer. - [Electrical Zap] 122 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:13,263 When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen... 123 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,900 believing this to be where Rosa lived. 124 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,711 - Whoa. - What are you doing home? 125 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:24,544 The army had half a day. 126 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,845 - Are you guys planning a party? - Yes. 127 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:32,391 It's your father's birthday, which, coincidentally, is... my birthday. 128 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:35,222 Because you're twins. [Chuckles] 129 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,455 Well, I've got some shopping to do. [Laughing] 130 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,464 [Narrator] George Michael, meanwhile, hadjust been broken up with... 131 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,466 by his first girlfriend... 132 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,695 and was on his way home. 133 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:51,977 - And he went to his father for comfort. - Dad? 134 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,849 I've got some bad news. 135 00:06:58,017 --> 00:07:00,315 What? What? Is Ann telling everyone? 136 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,786 It's your grandfather. 137 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,585 - Apparently, he's dead. - Are you okay? 138 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:07,750 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 139 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:10,420 Uh, I'm sorry. What were you saying about Ann? 140 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:13,431 [Narrator] George Michael didn't want to burden his father with his break-up. 141 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:17,367 Nothing. I just- I broke up with her. It's no big deal. 142 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,028 - Really? - Yeah. 143 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:22,107 - Are you okay? - Me? I'm great. 144 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,108 - Yeah? - I'm great. 145 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,610 Good. Yeah. She wasn't for us. 146 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:28,373 No, she's- she's a great girl. 147 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:31,473 - For those other guys. - You think there are other guys? 148 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:34,144 I don't know what I'm saying. Come here. 149 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:38,122 Hey, Brother. 150 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,124 - You wanted to see me? - Buster, yeah. 151 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,854 I need you to help me with this illusion I'm working on. 152 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,055 Oh, for Dad's birthday. 153 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,655 Yeah. For Dad's birthday. 154 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:50,895 So, look, I'm gonna get in this coffin. 155 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:55,064 What I'm gonna need you to do is to spin it around... 156 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:59,042 to show everybody that there's no trap door. 157 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:02,137 Then I'm gonna escape out the trap door. 158 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:05,149 - Ooh! - You close the trap door... 159 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:08,482 bring in the pallbearers and bury an empty box. 160 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,148 So it's a hoax. 161 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:14,158 But why are you doing a coffin trick on Dad's birthday? 162 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,989 Black humor. 163 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:20,725 Say, "Hey, Dad, look at you. You're... a year older... 164 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,769 and a year closer to death." 165 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:28,170 Oh, yeah, I guess that's kinda funny. 166 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:31,368 Okay, but you have to do a favor for me. 167 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:34,412 I'm not really in the army, and I told Mom I was... 168 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,415 but I can't go to a family event without an army uniform. 169 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,452 - Oh, yeah. I used to be a stripper. - Strippers don't wear clothes. 170 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,043 Not at the end of the show. 171 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:45,180 You can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping? 172 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,527 You tell me. 173 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:52,291 [Narrator] George Michael went for a walk in the adjoining lot... 174 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,866 to grieve both losses in private... 175 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:58,403 and he made an interesting discovery. 176 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:03,469 - Pop-Pop? - Hide me. 177 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:06,773 Don't turn in Pop-Pop. Help Pop-Pop. 178 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:16,878 [Narrator] George Michael snuck his grandfather into the attic and helped him clean up. 179 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:20,618 - Wow, they're perfect. - Years of brushing with Glisten. 180 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,456 Listen, you can't tell anybody I'm up here. 181 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,463 - You have to protect me. - Yeah, I know. 182 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,658 - I just- I can't not tell my father. - I'm your grandfather. 183 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,928 - I went through hell to get here. - [Narrator] He had. 184 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:33,904 After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system. 185 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,974 I have, uh- I have money. 186 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:39,409 The Mexican authorities... 187 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,412 even attempted to fake his funeral... 188 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,677 - although it was a less-than-perfect deception. - [Chattering, Shouting] 189 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:48,618 Anyway, I was halfway down to Panama, and I saw something in the local paper. 190 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,621 [Narrator] What he saw was a story... 191 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:53,624 about his wife giving mouth-to-mouth to a homeless man. 192 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:56,957 Bue he knew the truth: She was kissing his brother. 193 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:05,669 Well, I understand what that feels like. I was dumped today. 194 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:10,333 I can't tell Dad how upset I am about it because he'll think I should just be upset about you. 195 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,673 - He wouldn't be wrong. - [Mutters] What? 196 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,679 Seems like we're going through the same thing. 197 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:19,547 - Why don't we keep each other's secrets? - Yeah, okay. 198 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:24,684 Listen, if you pass a mini-mart, Pop-Pop gets a treat? 199 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:28,620 [Narrator] The next morning... 200 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,855 - Michael ran into his son doing something suspicious. - Morning! 201 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,988 - Hi. - Where are you goin' with that food? 202 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:37,126 I was just gonna eat some of my grandfather's favorite foods in my room. 203 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,670 It's the form that my grief is taking. 204 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,706 Okay. 205 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:48,178 I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic. 206 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,180 [Scoffs] From who, the Nazis? 207 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,978 No, his girlfriend, from me. 208 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:55,519 I just caught him sneaking up to her in the attic... 209 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:58,715 and he clearly did so because he thinks I don't approve. 210 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,725 I think I'm gonna invite her to the wake. 211 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,557 - Why make him hide? Why do to him what- - [Sniffles] 212 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,225 Why do to him what Dad used to do to me? 213 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,235 [Sobbing] He was so amazing. 214 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,238 That was actually an example of how not so amazing he was. 215 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,570 You're really going through something here, huh? 216 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,405 I know! 217 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,412 You know, it's funny- all those years when I pretended to cry... 218 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,415 I used to use Dad's death to get me going. 219 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,918 I tried it with Mom's, but I'd just end up smiling and ruining it. 220 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,011 But it feels, like, real. You know? 221 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:33,353 And you haven't really allowed yourself to grieve much at all, Michael. 222 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:37,361 My relationship with Dad was much more- much more complicated than yours. 223 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:42,457 It was predicated a lot on secrets and lies. There wasn't a lot of trust there. 224 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,297 Here he comes. 225 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,371 Here comes John Wayne. 226 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:50,970 I'm not gonna cry about my pa. 227 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,978 I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it. 228 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:58,073 Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? 229 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,881 You can keep 'em bottled up, but they will come out, Michael. 230 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:05,388 Sometimes in the most unexpected- 231 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,722 Hey, where the- [Bleeps] Are my hard-boiled eggs? 232 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:22,230 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob was preparing for the illusion ofbeing buried alive. 233 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:25,242 Boy, you sure got this hole dug out quick. 234 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,245 In fact, the laborer had been hired by George Sr. Three days earlier... 235 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,315 for the same hole. 236 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,750 And Buster searched for the perfect card. 237 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:38,517 "Someone wanted to send you a birthday greeting. See you soon!" 238 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:41,593 Oh! That is wicked. 239 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,924 [Chuckles] 240 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,930 [Narrator] And soon, the wake that Ice had catered began. 241 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:51,298 - What are you doing? Is this what you're wearing? - My father's dead, Maeby. 242 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:54,304 Yeah, but you're not, and Ice is right there. 243 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:57,534 [Narrator] Maeby knew that if she could get her mother to have an affair... 244 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,543 she could emancipate. 245 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:03,775 All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy. 246 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,783 You're right. 247 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,785 You know what? 248 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:11,550 I'm gonna throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud. 249 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:14,490 Let me ask Barry. That might be enough right there. 250 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,096 Is Oscar wearing my suit? 251 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,098 Hey- 252 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,363 You tell my brother you don't wear a dead man's pants. 253 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,701 Shame on him. And you say that to him. You say, "Shame on you." 254 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,742 - Okay. - Say it to me like you're gonna say it to him. 255 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,243 I'm probably not gonna say it to him. 256 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,245 Okay. 257 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:38,077 Look at her down there. Does she look sad to you? 258 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,084 - Oh, my God. That's Ann. - Who? 259 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,586 It's the girl who ripped my heart out... 260 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,919 the girl whose face will always be etched in my mind. 261 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,993 Her? 262 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,595 She's really funny. 263 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:54,257 Well, let's hope so. 264 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,993 Don't forget the chicken wings! 265 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:59,070 Hey! Ann! You're here. That's great. 266 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,231 - I wasn't sure whether you got my message. - It wasn't a message. 267 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,276 - We talked. - Uh, Ann? 268 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,246 Did Dad invite you? 269 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:12,511 I figured life's too short. You two care for each other. Why throw that away? Huh? 270 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:15,485 Huh? Okay. 271 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,617 - Do you think we really do? - A father can tell. Okay? 272 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,752 It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. 273 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,763 [Narrator] And Buster arrived... 274 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,425 dressed in the military outfit Gob had procured for him. 275 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,332 - What the hell are you wearing? - It's all regulation, Michael. 276 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,039 To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug. 277 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,233 To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug. 278 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,901 Is there a birthday gift pile? Hmm? 279 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,910 A birthday gift pile? 280 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:43,379 [Narrator] Michael recalled what Buster did to what he thought was Rose's car... 281 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:47,111 with what he thought was Rose's favorite toy. 282 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,119 [Driver] Hey! 283 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:53,487 - Yours is the first. - And the most wicked. [Giggles] 284 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:56,755 Get him out of here. We can't let him know it's a wake. 285 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,762 Buster! 286 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:03,301 - Let's go get that coffin ready to be buried. - [Both Laughing] 287 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,462 [Narrator] And so the family gathered to remember George Sr. 288 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,167 If anyone would like to say anything about Dad... 289 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,244 now's the time. 290 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,739 - Anyone. - Anyone? 291 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,877 Perhaps my son George Michael would like to say something. 292 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:24,854 Huh? Wanna share your feelings? Eh? 293 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,120 - It's okay to cry, pal. It's okay. - Yeah? 294 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:31,128 Wow. He's really gone. 295 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:37,231 But I think that ifhe was here right now... 296 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:41,295 I would probably tell him that it all worked out... 297 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:44,308 and that, um... 298 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,846 I'll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away... 299 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,643 in... heaven. 300 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:54,014 How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings? 301 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,384 [Narrator] Lindsay got up to speak in an outfit her daughter had chosen. 302 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,014 My father meant the world to me. 303 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,026 - [Sniffles] - Wipe, Mom. Give it a wipe. 304 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,891 That's a home run. 305 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,898 [Narrator] And finally, Michael got up to speak. 306 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,901 I had a very complicated relationship with my father. 307 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,903 [Blender Whirring] 308 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,497 Ice, can we- can we just cool it on the smoothies for right now? 309 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,872 There are smoothies? 310 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,878 I could never trust my father. 311 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,143 But I always want my son to be able to trust me... 312 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,809 so from now on... 313 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,479 we're always gonna be honest with each other. 314 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,147 Okay? 315 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:37,217 'Cause there's nobody I love more than you in this whole world. 316 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:43,098 Michael, listen, can we move the eulogy outside... 317 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,933 so I can time being lowered into Dad's grave with your big finish? 318 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,564 - I'm done. - Wow. That was your eulogy? 319 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,075 Glad Dad wasn't around to see that. 320 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,912 - That was great. - Well, I meant it. 321 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,416 So no more secret trips up to the attic. Right? 322 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,918 [Narrator] George Michael didn't want to betray his grandfather... 323 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,888 but it appeared his father already knew the truth. 324 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:08,084 - I have Pop-Pop in the attic. - What? 325 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,219 The mere fact that you call making love "pop-pop" tells me you're not ready. 326 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,798 Hey! Before we lose the sun! 327 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,867 Come on. 328 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,734 The speeches we heard today are nothing more than words. 329 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,809 But I will prove that I love my father more than anybody. 330 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,402 [Stagy Pop] 331 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,113 [Whispers] Buster! 332 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,888 [Continues] 333 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,585 [Whispers] Stop it! 334 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:50,232 As you can see, this is a normal coffin. 335 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,506 Take me halfway around. 336 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,076 [Grunting] 337 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:03,114 I will become my dead father's body... 338 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,945 as I am lowered into his grave. 339 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,281 - All right. Spin it back around. - Dead father? 340 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,287 Is he de- Dad's dead? 341 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:13,449 Just keep it together, Buster, and spin this back around. 342 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,027 Oh, my God! The card! The card! 343 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,096 [Spectators Gasping] 344 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,461 [Gob] Something's gone wrong. 345 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,669 - [Murmuring, Chattering] - [Man] How about that? 346 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,134 [Narrator] Michael noticed something in the dirt. 347 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,438 [Sighs] Glisten. 348 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:38,482 And suddenly he realized what his son meant when he said he had Pop-Pop in the attic. 349 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,882 Dad? Dad. 350 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,615 How you doin', Michael? 351 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:50,786 Uh, hey, but your father's alive, Michael. He's alive. 352 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,831 - How could you do this to us? - I had no choice. 353 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:56,833 My brother is with Lucille. She's destroying the family. 354 00:18:56,935 --> 00:19:00,996 You put the entire business in peril, you escape from prison, then make us think you've died? 355 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:04,564 L-l-I'm an innocent man, Michael. I'm a patsy. 356 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,873 L- I signed some documents- I thought they were gonna kill me. 357 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,881 Don't turn me in. Okay? Can you help me out? 358 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,884 [Narrator] And for a moment Michael was conflicted. 359 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,887 Well, I'm not gonna let you stay here and make my son an accomplice. Okay? 360 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,856 I'm sorry. I'm not gonna let you spread your guilt to him. 361 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:24,088 Ice, my mother has something to tell you. 362 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,723 - I find you very attractive. - She cleans up nice too. Trust me. 363 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,700 Uh, I think I'm finally off the clock. 364 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,970 I'm out of here, right? 365 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,939 Hi. Dad's alive. He's hiding in the attic. 366 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,840 - He's upstairs? - Oh, my God! 367 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,914 [Lindsay] Dad? 368 00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,619 He's gone. 369 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,690 Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. 370 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:57,528 [Scoffs] I can't seem to give this away. 371 00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,961 [Barry] I can't believe it! And I just found the will! 372 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:03,262 [Buster] Can someone explain to me what's going on? 373 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,134 Thanks, Mikey. 374 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:14,144 Yeah. Well, now it's our secret. 375 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,912 [Narrator] And Michael met up with his son, their roles now reversed. 376 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:22,646 I'm sorry. From now on we'll just tell the truth to each other. 377 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,956 - We're gonna try. - Yeah. 378 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,959 So, wait, obviously Ann wasn't in the attic. 379 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,622 - So you actually did break up with her? - She broke up with me. 380 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:36,929 The great thing is, she was so moved by what you said tonight that we're back together. 381 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:39,265 - Ah! - [Laughs] Yeah! 382 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,566 Oh, is that great. 383 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:44,870 Well, we're family, and we stick together, huh? 384 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,172 Hmm. 385 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,976 Okay, let's go dig up your uncle. 386 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,348 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development... 387 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,616 Buster finds out about the death of Captain Kangaroo. 388 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,291 Michael grows weary of caring for his father. 389 00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:07,354 No, Pop-Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a- [Bleeps] pizza. 390 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:12,300 And Gob finally makes the cover of Poof magazine.