1 00:00:00,918 --> 00:00:03,754 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything 2 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:05,923 and the one son who had no choice 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,217 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:12,930 Subtitles: Canari, Travis Transcript: RaceMan - www.forom.com 5 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,432 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,729 Michael was using the Bluth Company crane 7 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,732 to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand 8 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,859 after it had been dumped in the bay, 9 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,612 a holiday tradition among the local youth. 10 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,615 Soon, he returned home so that he and his son... 11 00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:32,322 George Michael? 12 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,993 ...could share their holiday tradition of rebuilding it. 13 00:00:35,073 --> 00:00:37,627 - Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the President now. 14 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,915 Filling Dad's shoes. Literally. 15 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,000 Except his shoes don't fit. 16 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,419 But, I did finally got into Dad's pants. 17 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,880 Although I had to have the crotch taken out a little bit. 18 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,757 You know, Gob, maybe it's the suits, 19 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:53,178 but I think you may be beginning to alienate some of the employees down at work. 20 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,556 What? Oh! That's great... 21 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:59,601 The President has to worry about alienating the employees now. 22 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,397 In fact, Gob had started to alienate some of his colleagues. 23 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:08,485 Worse that can happen is I can spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! 24 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:13,323 Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator 25 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,409 for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! 26 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:18,453 Why don't I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?! 27 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,538 Come on! 28 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:20,914 They like me just fine. 29 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,876 You'll see that tonight when they toast me at the Christmas party. 30 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,586 Just like they used to with Dad. 31 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,045 They used to roast Dad 32 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,798 'cause they thought that he had a sense of humor about himself, but he didn't, 33 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,049 and neither do you. 34 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,927 Hey, nobody laughed louder than me at any joke about Dad. 35 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,596 You're the one who was all Mister 36 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,973 I take myself too seriously all the time. 37 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,851 Michael did tend to take the Christmas parties somewhat seriously. 38 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,144 Uh, oh, no, no, thank you. Merry Christmas. 39 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,937 You can go ahead and put that right in the charity barrel. 40 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,189 Thank you very much. Thanks a lot. 41 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,149 Sorry, pal. We just can't have them resent us. 42 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,776 I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, 43 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:55,407 and there is some speculation that George has been into the kitty. 44 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:58,327 Into the kitty! He is awesome. Meow. 45 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,622 Fire Tom, and get your jackass brother out of here. 46 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,415 This year, I'm not officially President, 47 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,793 and it'll be nice to actually have some fun with my son at a Christmas party. 48 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,879 Thank God I don't have to go. 49 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,340 Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that. I want to meet someone there. 50 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:14,885 What? So, I'm not invited to the Bluth Company Christmas party? 51 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:18,263 Oh, honey, of course you can go if you want to. 52 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,640 Thanks, Mom. 53 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,683 No, you're not going to that. 54 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:25,604 You see, if I show up with you, it'll just make me seem like I'm a mother. 55 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,231 I've never thought of you that way. 56 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,190 That's sweet. 57 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,858 Well, I won't be going. 58 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:33,320 I will be head to toe in blue makeup until 8:01 59 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,906 in case the Blue Man Group needs their understudy, so... 60 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,199 No, no you have to go, 61 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,619 so when men find out we're in an open relationship, they'll see you're no threat. 62 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:44,248 People hear the name Tobias, they think-- big black guy. 63 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,751 Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. 64 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,212 I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. 65 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,965 I forgot about Carl. Is he still single? 66 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:57,261 Hey, George Michael, I need you to help me fix up the banana stand. 67 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:00,055 I know. I can't. I'm supposed to go to Ann's parents' Christmas party. 68 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,431 We're making yams. 69 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,517 Tonight? Tonight is the office party. 70 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,977 Well, did you want me to go to that? 71 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,979 You're always telling me not to have fun at those things. 72 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:10,732 Yes. We might even snatch a gift from the charity barrel. 73 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,985 Oh... kay. Well, um... 74 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,404 Well, I think Ann's parents are having their party on Bethlehem time, 75 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,823 which is pretty early, so maybe I can make an appearance. 76 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,616 Make an appearance. Uh, uh, no, no. 77 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:23,078 It's-It's okay, uh, you be with Yam. It's fine. It's good. 78 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,581 - It's Ann. - It's good. Have fun. 79 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:29,376 Boy's pulling away from you. Are we having yams? 80 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,295 Yeah, I don't know what's going on with him. 81 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,880 You know, he's-he's on Bethlehem time. 82 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,715 He's spending every moment of the day with this girl. 83 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:37,676 - It's, like, I'm his father. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 84 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,678 Don't get involved. Believe me, 85 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:44,016 when I thought your first wife was driving us apart, I did not make a stink. 86 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:47,936 You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died. 87 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,982 Yeah, well. See, things have a way of working themselves out. 88 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,861 Nonetheless. It's family first at the holidays. 89 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,321 Oh, God, it's Mom again. 90 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,280 Put it on speaker phone. 91 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,282 I want to hear her beautiful voice. 92 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:04,870 Michael! There's a hole in the window. There's been a break-in! Get over here! 93 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,247 - I'm leaving now. - She sounds tense. 94 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,751 That means she's not getting any from my brother Oscar. 95 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,128 Lovely. That's nice. 96 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,465 I heard about the banana stand, 97 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:17,841 and now there's been a break-in. 98 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:21,428 But I have a surprise for whoever it is if he comes back. 99 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,014 First I blow him, then I poke him. 100 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,225 Guy has no idea what he's in for. 101 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,062 You know, Mom, all the glass seems to be on the outside. 102 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,688 Plus, here's your little statue, 103 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,857 so, I guess what this says to me is, 104 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,734 I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom. 105 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,070 If anything, someone was trying to break out. 106 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,029 Where is Oscar? 107 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,324 Oh, he's on his walkabout, or pilgrimage. 108 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:46,161 Every year, Oscar attempts the 420 mile walk 109 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:49,039 from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. 110 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,792 In the 12 years he's attempted this, 111 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:55,087 he's never made it past U.C. Irvine. 112 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,506 He calls it a quest to recharge his chi. 113 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:01,844 I call it an excuse for him to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds. 114 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:02,970 You sound mad, Mom. 115 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,138 Mad enough to throw one of these little lady heads at him. 116 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,432 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, it just... You know... 117 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:11,395 Maybe you're a little bit lonely, and you're acting out for attention. 118 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,940 Oh, that's ridiculous. I want you to move in with me. 119 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:15,566 What?! 120 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:19,403 No. No. No. No, no, no, no. 121 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:22,573 Didn't you adopt a child for this very reason, so that you would never be alone? 122 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:25,659 Michael, a mother doesn't have a child to give herself company. 123 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,870 Annyong was to teach Buster a lesson. 124 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,621 And where is that little lesson? 125 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,708 I sent him to the Milford Academy to teach him a lesson. 126 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,543 I can't remember about what. 127 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,671 And Buster left this morning to finish his Army training. 128 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,800 In fact, Lucille had refused to drive him to the Army base, 129 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:45,304 so Buster was taking his very first bus ride. 130 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,222 I can't change a hundred. 131 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:52,686 Oh, damn it. Stop it. Oh. 132 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:56,773 And that's when Buster saw something interesting. 133 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,861 That could be good for Army. 134 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,449 While just 20 yards away, 135 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,285 Michael went to work repairing the banana stand. 136 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,037 What are you doing here? 137 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,705 My mom signed me out of school early, 138 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,248 so then she wouldn't have to pick me up later, 139 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,751 so then she wouldn't be late for the Christmas party. 140 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,419 That's about the worst thing I've ever heard. 141 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,130 I had to drive because she had a little bit of a buzz on. 142 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,256 No, that's it. 143 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,799 You're doing this alone? 144 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,212 Yeah. Oh, thanks. 145 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,553 I guess George Michael's getting a little too old to hang out with his Dad. 146 00:06:28,723 --> 00:06:30,937 Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. 147 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,435 You know what? Maybe we should go to this party together? 148 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:34,311 - Really? - Yeah. 149 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:34,978 You're my little niece. 150 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,105 I think we should be spending a little bit more time together. 151 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,066 Yeah, and if it makes my mom jealous. 152 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,818 And George Michael can run back to his precious Ann. 153 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:44,571 Great. Good deal. 154 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,996 Michael and Maeby stopped by the office 155 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:56,750 to see if Gob needed help for the party that was now hours away. 156 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,503 ...king 63 hundred dollar suit. Come on! 157 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:03,757 - Hi there. - What's she doing here? 158 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,926 Merry Christmas to you, too, Uncle Gob. 159 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,053 Everything all right? 160 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,888 I just don't want people's kids 161 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,766 getting their sticky little fingers all over these 26,000 dollar pants. 162 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,935 Oh, yeah? You think they're gonna go right for the pants, do you? 163 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:16,186 Okay, okay, okay. 164 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,147 So, should-should... should, uh, should... Should-should... 165 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:24,862 Sh-sh-sh... Should-Should... should, uh, should... 166 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,488 We'll do it your way. I'm just here to have fun. 167 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,322 Not too much, all right? 168 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,616 I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today. 169 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,995 Please refrain from discussing or engaging 170 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,247 in any sort of interoffice ( bleep )ing 171 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,874 or ( bleep )ing 172 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:38,458 of finger ( bleep ) 173 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,501 or ( bleep )sting 174 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,336 or ( bleep )ing 175 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,005 or even ( bleep ). 176 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:47,634 Even though so many so many people in this office are begging for it. 177 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:52,598 And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, 178 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,308 I'll take off my pants, 179 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,809 I'll shave my ( bleep ). 180 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,645 And I'll personally ( bleep )... 181 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,022 Let's get this going. 182 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,607 What are you talking about, now? 183 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,567 You're not gonna let these people go home and change their clothes? 184 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,819 I don't think we need people trying to compete with what I'm wearing. 185 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:09,656 Everybody, uh, come out of your offices, please. 186 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,325 Party is now started. 187 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,784 Here we go. 188 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,413 Let's go. 189 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,291 Everybody dance now! 190 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,253 Everybody dance now! 191 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,258 Oh, I think we're off to a great start. 192 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,720 And so, Michael started to become relaxed. 193 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,890 And a short time later, his mother arrived anything but. 194 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,183 Someone broke in again! 195 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,143 The liquor is gone. All of it. Gone! 196 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:41,104 In fact, Gob had stolen it earlier that day 197 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,524 to cut down on the cost of the party. 198 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:44,983 Hey, need a hand with that? 199 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:48,111 No, Al. I want to spill booze all over my fu... 200 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,488 I'm all alone there, Michael. 201 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,698 No. Buster's only stationed about five miles away. 202 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:54,451 In fact, Buster never went to the Army. 203 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:59,206 He'd gotten hooked playing the skill crane and missed his first day. 204 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,459 Somewhat ashamed and with nowhere to go... 205 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,836 ...he returned home. 206 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:08,674 Buster! Thank God you're back. 207 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,260 There's no shame in being a coward. 208 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,846 A coward? I'm not a coward. 209 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,723 Would a coward have this? 210 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,392 What the hell is that? 211 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,143 These are my awards, Mother. 212 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,395 From Army. 213 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,273 The seal is for marksmanship, 214 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:27,234 and the gorilla is for sand racing. 215 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,360 You're doing well? 216 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,571 I was just dropping these off. 217 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,655 Now if you'll excuse me, 218 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,992 they're putting me in something called Hero Squad. 219 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:38,287 You have no idea what it's like to be abandoned by your son. 220 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,164 Do you see my son? He chose his girlfriend over me. 221 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,166 - How the worm has turned. - Oh, Mother. 222 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,627 Look who feels the sting of an ungrateful child. 223 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,338 Mother, you have to receive something to be ungrateful. 224 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:50,507 The point is, I'm not getting worked up over it tonight. 225 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,009 I'm not gonna let anything bother me. 226 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,468 Good. I'll get a drink, 227 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:56,680 and then go home, and wait for you to come stay with me. 228 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,391 Thank God they've got my brands here. 229 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,685 This was an unacceptable solution. 230 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,354 Hey, uh, Tobias, it's Michael. I hope you get this. 231 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,732 I need you to go over to my mother's tonight. 232 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:10,027 Unfortunately, Tobias missed the call from the Bluth Company, 233 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,237 and it went through to Michael's home voice mail. 234 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,739 The Blue Men! 235 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:17,951 You have 101 unheard messages. First message. 236 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,411 Michael, it's your mother. 237 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,454 Michael, pick up. 238 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,455 Happy Thanksgiving! 239 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:22,581 Michael, it's Mother. 240 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,665 Michael, pick up. 241 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:27,252 Hey, uh, Tobias. It's Michael. I hope you get this. 242 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,838 - Bluth Company ! - I need you to go over to my mother's tonight. 243 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,841 And Lindsay showed up at the Christmas Party. 244 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,885 Unfortunately, she didn't realize 245 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,763 that the employees had been threatened against flirting. 246 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,181 Oh, hello, Ted. 247 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,642 Oh, if you're worried about my husband, 248 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,769 it's fine. He's no bigger than a Cub Scout. 249 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:47,022 You could take him, and you could certainly take me. 250 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,941 This has been pleasant and professional. 251 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,026 Good luck in the coming business year. 252 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:56,532 Hey. 253 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,534 Are you guys sticking stuff on Gob's suit? 254 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,869 Shh. Go away. You're going to ruin it. 255 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,457 Aunt Lindsay. How's the party? 256 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,418 It is the worst Christmas party I've ever been to in my life. 257 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,628 Now, watch this. 258 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,714 Yep, like my last ten years. 259 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,633 And my daughter won't give me the time of day. 260 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:15,425 How was your party? 261 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,719 Oh, it was... it was good. 262 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:18,804 They're kind of... 263 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:21,390 religious, Ann's family, so it was... 264 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,851 yeah, it was just kind of... 265 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,063 The word George Michael was searching for was "creepy." 266 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:33,277 Jesus, bleibet meine Freude 267 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:37,573 Meines Herzens Trost 268 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,616 Let me give you a hand with that, little fella. 269 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:43,745 Jesus wehret 270 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,915 Allem Leide... 271 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,542 Hey, I was talking to the sound guy, 272 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,043 and he said he's got this karaoke thing. 273 00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:52,087 Yeah, let's do it. Put the first song on in the book. 274 00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:53,797 - Okay. - Okay? Thanks very much. 275 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:54,423 Hey, Dad. 276 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,883 Hey, I thought you were at your party. 277 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:59,136 No, no, they said I could leave for the second hour of silent prayer. 278 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,139 But Ann and I do have to go back, so I should... I should go soon. 279 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,390 Uncle Michael. 280 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,516 Okay. I'll be right there. 281 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,435 Sorry. I've got to go do this. I'll be right back. 282 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,564 And Michael sang a duet with his niece. 283 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,607 Gonna hold her tight 284 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,568 Gonna grab some afternoon delight 285 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:18,322 - My daughter doesn't need me. - Neither does my dad. 286 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,742 Had George Michael and Lindsay stayed, 287 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:25,287 they might have discovered what Michael and Maeby did-- 288 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:28,332 that "Afternoon Delight" was more adult-themed 289 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,084 than its innocent melody would have you believe. 290 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:34,338 And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting 291 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:38,008 - Skyrockets in flight... - Hang on, Maeby. 292 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,135 Afternoon delight... 293 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:45,224 Listen, I'm going to go get some punch because it is toast time. Okay? 294 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,393 No, no, no, it'll look worse. Go that way. 295 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,146 So... 296 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,564 Let's toast me. Who's first? 297 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,818 Tom, why don't you come up here and talk about me for a few minutes. 298 00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:00,822 Uh, I want to thank the Bluth family for hiring me back. 299 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,283 It's been a tough couple of years. 300 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,160 My brother did that. Talk about me. 301 00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:06,161 Oh, okay. 302 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,248 Uh, you certainly do love those suits. 303 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:13,001 Seven grand-- you better believe I love them. 304 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,546 I mean, look... look what you're wearing. You look like crap. 305 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,047 I mean, at least this is... 306 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,843 What...? Who did this? 307 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,720 - You do this, Tom? - No. 308 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,265 You're a real smart ass, you know that, Tom. 309 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,476 Look, I don't know him very well, but 310 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:33,772 Gob seems like he'd be a really smart boss. 311 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,816 Please, don't laugh. 312 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,151 Look, he... he's a great magician. 313 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,948 ( bleep ) you, Tom. 314 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:43,699 Please, don't. 315 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,075 No, you know what, you're fired. 316 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,369 No, you're all fired. 317 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,288 Each and every one of you. 318 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,039 Merry Christmas. 319 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,876 I didn't know the lyrics. 320 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,127 Where's everybody going? 321 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,879 - We don't work here anymore. - What? 322 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,715 Is your sister still around? 323 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,804 The Christmas party had been a disaster. 324 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,764 I did the right thing, Michael. 325 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,601 If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others? 326 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,395 There are no others. You fired everyone. 327 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,190 Oh, that's... that's-that's great. 328 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:19,484 The guy who's dirty dancing with his niece is going to tell the guy in the 36... 329 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:24,531 hundred dollar suit how to run the business. Come on. 330 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:28,160 I know. Maybe we're better off with me being business-like 331 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,704 and you being the good-time, useless party guy. 332 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,456 - It got us this far. - Mm-hmm. 333 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,458 And must say that I miss the laughter. 334 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,502 Oh, God, how they used to laugh with me. 335 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:37,252 At you. 336 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:40,172 We got to figure out a way to hire everybody back. 337 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,590 - A meeting. - A party. 338 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,758 No, we just had a party. 339 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,676 Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun. 340 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,804 And so, Michael went to work on another Christmas party, 341 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,932 this time with the help of his niece. 342 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,391 I really appreciate you doing this. 343 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:52,809 I didn't want to ask George Michael. 344 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,479 Did you see that he showed up at the party for 5 minutes last night 345 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,980 and left without even saying good-bye. 346 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,399 Hey, my mom doesn't even want to be in the same room with me. 347 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:00,817 Michael. 348 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,779 I was almost attacked last night, in my own home. 349 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,240 I walk in and there's a colored man in my kitchen. 350 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,742 "Colored"? What color was he exactly? 351 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,910 Blue. 352 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,454 Hello, Lucille. 353 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,250 Yeah, I sent him to your house to keep you safe. 354 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,544 Well, be did a terrible job, didn't he? 355 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,128 I need someone else. Someone better. 356 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,965 What about this one? She's got thick arms. 357 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,342 Mom, you just need to calm down a little bit. 358 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,593 You're so tense. 359 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,887 How am I supposed to calm down? 360 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,556 She sounds tense. 361 00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:33,267 That means she's not getting any from my brother, Oscar. 362 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,269 I mean, maybe I should move in with you. 363 00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:38,480 And Michael realized he needed to retrieve his Uncle Oscar. 364 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,858 How would you like to go on a road trip? 365 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,819 No, I want to stay with her. Let's go. 366 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,905 And so the two of them prepared to drive up the coast. 367 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,323 Okay, you're in charge of the radio, 368 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,450 and we're not stopping until we find Uncle Oscar. 369 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,035 There he is. 370 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,539 My mom is very stressed out, 371 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:58,917 and, uh, she needs something that I can't give her. 372 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,921 Um... maybe a little "Afternoon Delight"? 373 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,675 Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis 374 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:10,721 named "Afternoon Deelite," a strain famous for slowing behavior. 375 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,599 Well, sure. The question is, 376 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,728 which way do I try to get it in her? 377 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,271 I don't need any details. 378 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:22,065 Maybe I'll put it in her brownie. 379 00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:22,941 Hey! 380 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,319 What happened to you? 381 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,778 What? 382 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,197 Oh, oh, my ears. 383 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,742 The doctor said I can't go to sleep for five hours, 384 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,578 or I might die, or something. 385 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,830 Oh, I got blown! 386 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,291 So I can't sleep! 387 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,920 Hey, have you seen Maeby? 388 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:43,962 You're not going to believe this. 389 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,256 Apparently, my dad and Maeby took a drive up the coast. 390 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,216 You're kidding me. 391 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:50,552 Uh-oh. I should not have picked at that. That's blood. 392 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,388 This is ridiculous. So she's got a new parent. 393 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,182 Yeah, now my dad's got a new kid. 394 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,850 I'm going to lie down for a little bit. 395 00:16:56,934 --> 00:17:00,229 But just, I-I... it's... I can't fall... 396 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,944 Hey, how would you like to come to the party with me today? 397 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:10,239 And Oscar was giving Lucille a little "Afternoon Deelite." 398 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:14,326 - Mmm, these are really delicious. - I'll get some more. 399 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,959 Where did she go? 400 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:26,129 And soon, the second Bluth Company Christmas party in as many days began. 401 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,923 You are not fired, sir. 402 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,216 I really appreciate that. 403 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,968 You got it. Here you go. Merry Christmas. 404 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,219 Where the hell is my brother? 405 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:36,098 Sure-sure, the guy in the $600 banana suit. Come on! 406 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,475 Hey. 407 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,315 What the hell are you doing? 408 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,609 Don't be mad at me 'cause you didn't think about getting up at 6:00 a.m. 409 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,529 and going out to Tarzana to get the ol' banana suit out of storage. 410 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,032 But it's worth it, because it's time for me to make people laugh again. 411 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,242 With me. 412 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,203 What's funnier than a guy in an-- Oh! Hey, wait. 413 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,873 Hey! Hey! You're pulling my leg off! 414 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,133 Later, Gob was inside the banana stand 415 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,968 and it was getting pretty hot in there, 416 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,929 so he decided to lose a layer. 417 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,848 Hey, look, there's your mom and George Michael. 418 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,850 I guess they did come to support us after all. 419 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,603 Look at that. They're all over each other. With their little secrets. 420 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:24,771 - Well, what can you do, right? - Yeah. 421 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,692 How would you feel about singing a little karaoke? 422 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,863 Unfortunately, Lindsay wasn't there to see all of Michael and Maeby's song, 423 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,157 and was about to have a similar revelation. 424 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,829 And I think I might try nibbling a little afternoon delight... 425 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,665 That's my wife and nephew! 426 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,920 We have an open relationship! 427 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:52,341 Lucille arrived, craving a frozen banana. 428 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:55,636 And the effects of Lindsay and George Michael's "Afternoon Delight" 429 00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:59,973 was overshadowed by the effects of Oscar and Lucille's "Afternoon Deelite." 430 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,725 Tobias. Tobias, watch out. 431 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:06,063 Tobias couldn't hear and didn't manage to get out of the way in time. 432 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,315 What the hell was that? 433 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,442 And Gob couldn't move freely. 434 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,653 Lucille tried to come to a stop, 435 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,197 but the car hit Gob's banana peel. 436 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,329 I can't get out of here. I'm stuck. 437 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:25,082 Mom, are you crazy? You could've killed somebody. 438 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:29,545 Hey, Mikey, relax. It's just a giant banana. 439 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,965 And that's when Buster saw an opportunity to be a hero. 440 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,676 - Gob? - Mom, I'm stuck! 441 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,886 I got you, brother! 442 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,233 For the second time since he became president, 443 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,152 Gob heard the sweet sound of laughter. 444 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,655 They're laughing with me, Michael. 445 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,908 They're laughing with me. 446 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,912 Unfortunately, Buster's newfound skills 447 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:06,665 did not involve lowering gently. 448 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:18,093 Hey, it's Tobias. Who wants to take me to the hospital? 449 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,804 And so, father and son reunited, 450 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:23,473 rebuilding the banana stand for a second time. 451 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,517 Hey, can I give you a hand? 452 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,936 Hey. Yeah. That would be great. 453 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:28,854 Okay. 454 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,692 So, um, I'm sorry about Listen, I-I, well... 455 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:36,570 I, uh, I've been a little out of line lately, 456 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,405 and you're entitled to be with your girlfriend. 457 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,157 I guess I got a little bit jealous. 458 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,825 Yeah, well, me, too. 459 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,962 Gonna grab some afternoon... 460 00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:56,840 Does not seem like it would be that dirty. 461 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,384 It is catchy. That's the thing. 462 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,137 On the next Arrested Development. 463 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:05,432 The Blue Man Group finally calls for Tobias 464 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,601 with a life-changing opportunity. 465 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,146 Unfortunately, he can't hear it 466 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,565 and his life stays the same.