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Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything

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and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.

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It's... Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth arrived home to find his mother, Lucille, in a state of agitation.

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I think the company is in trouble.

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What tipped you?

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The falling profits, or that we're a regular feature on Bill O'Reilly's "Most Ridiculous Item of the Day"?

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I'm talking about the fact that my "friend," Lucille Austero,

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bought our company, and I think she's going for a power grab--

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that bitch!

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You're not at home, Mom.

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She doesn't live next door when you're here.

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Secondly, she's already grabbed power.

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She's the majority shareholder of the company.

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I'll tell you what she wants to grab-- your brother Gob.

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- In fact, Lucille 2 was already with Gob.
- You look really nice.

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- But she was growing tired of his neediness.
- Where you going?

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I'm going to my spin class.

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I thought you had vertigo.

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She'll sell the company, or break it up into little parts or something,

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all under the guise of "caring" about our family.

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You've got to stop quoting when you drink.

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I certainly hope she's not planning a move.

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I wouldn't put it past her.

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She'd love to get at me any way she could.

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That's why she's been flirting with Gob.

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She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am,

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but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for Gob.

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I think that makes the joke on Gob.

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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, buddy.

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Was that Gangee who was just...

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You all right?

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Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here.

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Oh. Does that mean she's going to have to come live with us?

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No, no. No. It was her drink, and even if it wasn't...

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Do you remember when I bid on Sally Sitwell at the bachelorette auction?

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They sent me this basket with all this stuff for our date-- you know, the whole package.

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Anyway, I thought maybe we could do it together, you know, sort of like a Valentine's present.

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You're not gonna take Sally?

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Sally? No, no, I wanted it for us. I never wanted to be with Sally.

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Actually, Michael had gone over to Sitwell Enterprises...

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Michael Bluth to see Sally.

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...one day earlier to set up the date with Sally.

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I'm afraid she's not here, Michael.

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If you'd like me to take the package, I can give it to her.

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No, no. This is, uh, this is not for her.

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It's for my son.

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Just... don't tell her I came by.

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In fact, Sally wasn't there,

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and the person Michael saw was her father.

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You kidding? This makes me look like my daughter.

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- Oh, no one's going to think that.
- I look like Edgar Winter here. Forget it.

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I've gotta get to spin class.

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So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here.

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What's Kama Sutra oil?

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Maybe it's not for us.

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Ah, Valentine's Day, when Cu... Oh!

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Was your mother here?

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You all right? I'll help you up.

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Oh, that is quite a basket you've got there, Michael.

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That Sally Sitwell is one lucky lady.

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Well, I'm not so sure that she's actually right for me anyway.

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But you got one of these, too, didn't you?

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You, you bought Lindsay at the same auction.

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Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run,

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if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

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There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

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Tobias wanted to make sure that everything was perfect for Lindsay,

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so he went to check it out first.

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Oh... body chocolate.

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It's a wonderful package. I'll take it.

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You just did.

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Why don't you take this? I don't have anyone to go with, anyway.

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Can you imagine how jealous that would make her?

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"Where's Tobias?"

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"Oh, he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride

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with Michael Bluth, and they're dipping each other in..."

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Oh, you didn't get any body chocolate?

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I didn't mean with me.

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I hate to see you struggle like this. In fact...

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Why don't you let me ask her for you?

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Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you?

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I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

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Okay, you know what you do?

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You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day.

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I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

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Butterscotch!

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Want a lick?

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And later, Lindsay stopped by the office, at Michael's request.

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Great. Thank you. Listen, I want you to take my Romance Package at the Four Seas Hotel.

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Oh, yay!

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That's great. Tobias is gonna be thrilled.

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Oh, I have to go with Tobias?

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Yes. Your husband really wants this to work. Come on, let me play Cupid this year.

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- I thought he went already.
- Yeah, I'm giving you mine.

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Oh, because you're too afraid to ask Sally Sitwell to go with you.

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That's not true. That's not true at all.

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Chaw, chee-chaw, chee-chaw, chee-chaw.

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What is that? Is that a chicken? What's this?

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- Oh, Michael's scared to ask out Sally.
- No, I'm not.

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- Oh, this is priceless.
- You look ridiculous...

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Come on. These aren't even birds. I am not...

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That's enough! There are people working here.

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Listen, I think that Lucille 2 is up to something.

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Mom said the same thing when she came over.

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I thought she was just ticked off 'cause you're seeing her.

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What? You're seeing Lucille 2? Does Buster know?

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No. And I'm not. Just don't tell... people.

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I'm playing the part of the gigolo so that she'll keep the company afloat.

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But you know what? Something weird happened yesterday when I was trying to find a way out of there.

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Hello?

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In fact, it was Stan Sitwell calling her,

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as he'd become quite taken with Lucille 2, himself.

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You know, it all makes sense. I mean, why else would Sally Sitwell be avoiding me?

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Because she thinks you're a loser.

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And why would Lucille 2 be so distant toward me?

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'Cause she knows you're a loser?

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I think it's pretty clear.

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Lucille 2 and Sitwell are working on a business deal.

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Lindsay, I'd like for you to go over to Sitwell and see what you can find out.

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- I can't go there again.
- Why do I have to do that?

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Because you've been helping yourself to the company money for quite some time.

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It's not like you do anything for the family, anyway.

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Well, Gob doesn't do anything for the family.

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Hey, I'm ( beep ) Lucille 2.

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Oh, I could do something like that.

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Yes, this was what Dad was really good at-- getting us out of tight spots.

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In fact, at that very moment, George Sr. was in a tight spot,

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as he'd gotten himself wedged under the furnace

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while chasing after a sourball that had rolled out of his pocket.

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Eventually, Michael rescued him.

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I'm just starting to worry that she's going to sell us out.

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I think the answer to this problem is money.

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Now, this may just be me having my head against a hundred-degree furnace for an hour,

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but... maybe we should bring in Jack Dorso.

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- Uncle Jack?
- Well, no. He's not my uncle.

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He was my dad's friend. But, uh, this guy has got a fortune.

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Jack Dorso first achieved success in the '40s

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as a co-star of the radio and then film serial, Red McGibbon and Bullet--Nazi Hunters.

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...there are two Nazis up there in that dance hall.

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Shoot me!

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Happy Valentine's Day, Nazis!

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When the actor who played Red McGibbon was jailed for his Communist sympathies,

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Jack Dorso made one attempt at a solo Bullet feature.

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But the audience was not ready to accept Bullet as a romantic lead,

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despite his powerful upper body.

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So he started a chain of gymnasiums,

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having stolen the idea from Red during a prison visit.

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And as the years passed,

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he became well known for his annual birthday feats of strength.

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Five pounds for each year of my life!

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Sadly, he lost the use of his legs on his 70th birthday...

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...at the newly-remodeled Jack Dorso's in Albany, New York.

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Too much!

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If he's got so much money, how come we never called him before?

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But I have. I mean, there wouldn't be a Bluth Company without him.

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I could never have afforded that first tract of land.

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But he always wants something in return.

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I don't know-- see if you can talk your mother into taking another bullet for the Bluth family.

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So, the family gathered at Lucille's to welcome and solicit Uncle Jack.

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And remember, he wasn't really their uncle.

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Buster. Nice of you to take a break from that common whore you've been dating.

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She is not a whore, Mother.

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She happens to be the new secretary of the Bluth Company.

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And, yes, she's more experienced than a normal girl,

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but sometimes love should be terrifying.

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In fact, Buster had even started using his Army stealth training.

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- Buster...?
- I'll be right in!

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And then maybe we can talk about...

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making that love!

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Well, I shouldn't complain. It's better than you dating Lucille 2, that...

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Bitch!

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Lucille 2's not a "B", Mother.

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She's kind, and she's caring and she's certainly less experienced

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than that whore... that I'm dating now.

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And perhaps it was screaming it out loud that made Buster realize that he missed Lucille 2.

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I'm wondering if you can keep some of the more piercing profanities down

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when the 90-year-old fitness buff gets here?

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You know, Michael, I was happy to call Uncle Jack for you,

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but that's as much as I'm going to do--

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if you know what I mean.

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I need a more vital man.

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Someone order 140 pounds of upper-body strength?

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Well, he certainly sounds vital to me.

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Walk, Dragon, walk!

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Enter the room!

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Welcome, Uncle Jack.

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He's half deaf.

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It was a stupid, stupid hire.

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Not higher! Eye level!

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Eye level!

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Kisses and then we talk!

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Which one is Michael?

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Swoop me!

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I really appreciate you coming over, Uncle Jack.

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Thank you for having me.

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You may be amazed. I'm invited into very few personal homes.

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To the nuts!

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The bridge mix! The bridge mix! Fool!

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Hey, fake Uncle Jack.

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Oh, is this the boy?

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Is this the little one?

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My God, you're an Army man.

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I was never in the Army. I was in the pictures!

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"Here comes Uncle Jack!"

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Shoot me!

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Look at that-- I pinned him!

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I pinned the Army man!

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God bless you for being in the Army.

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Up, Dragon!

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Left. Left with vigor.

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Remember me?

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Lucille.

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Why, you look younger than you did the day I...

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No, you old fool. I'm Lucille.

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You look fabulous!

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Back to the blond! Back to the blond!

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Isn't she beautiful?

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Oh, yeah.

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He's kind of scary, that guy, huh?

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No, not to me. I think he's kind of cool.

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Well, why don't you go get your kiss from Mr. Cool Half-Man?

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I... Okay, I'd be fine with that, so...

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Let's go. Come on. Let's go.

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She's no bigger than one of my legs.

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Shake them for her!

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Excuse me, oncle Jack, I'm George Michael...

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It's okay. Ignore it. Ignore it!

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It's just something the body does when you shake it!

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Don't shake it! Don't shake it! Towel!

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Is he dying? What if he's dying?

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Boy, that Dragon's cute, huh?

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What, the deaf giant who's holding our fake uncle?

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He's been flirting with me all night.

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I was thinking maybe it would be best for the family

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if I went on that romance thing with Drag,

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instead of Tobias... which would be a drag.

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Yeah, that's just the kind of joke Drag can't hear.

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No, you're going to go with Tobias or not at all.

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Now, tell me what you found out at Sitwell.

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Oh, you still want me to that?

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You didn't?!

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Lindsay, I give you one thing to do for the business, and you can't even do it.

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I mean, if you'd tried and failed, I'd understand, but you didn't even try.

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So I didn't even fail, and I don't see you giving me credit for that.

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Michael knew that since Lindsay let him down,

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he no choice but to ask Uncle Jack for the money to save his company.

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- Pretty.
- Yes.

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You think you should be perched on the edge of the building like this?

250
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Oh, Dragon's got me.

251
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Dragon's in the bathroom.

252
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Mama!

253
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Come on, I got you. Gotcha.

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It's okay.

255
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- So, Michael laid out his dilemma.
- ...I'd just hate to see the family company get ruined.

256
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I was hoping that this was a social visit.

257
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Particularly when that sister of yours started giving me the cutie-eye...

258
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Shd?

259
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Unfortunately, that moose was holding me, so I couldn't make my move.

260
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Of course, I couldn't make that move without that moose, but that's my challenge.

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I want the wheelchair!

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Twirl me around!

263
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Hey, hey...!

264
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I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha...

265
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You all right?

266
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But Valentine's Day is here, and I'm alone.

267
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The moose is no one.

268
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Perhaps if I had a little companionship,

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I'd be a little more disposed to whip out that old wallet of mine.

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You're saying if-if I were to set you up with my sister,

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you would consider bailing us out?

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- Oh, yeah.
- Michael was torn.

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The business meant the world to him,

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- but his sister's honor...
- Let's do it.

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- ...meant a lot, too.
- Let's go share the good...

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Michael ofd sister to his Uncle Jack

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in exchange for money to save the company.

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Remember, it's not their real uncle.

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He's cute, isn't he?

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So cute.

281
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And imagine him without that muscle-y little old guy in his arms.

282
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Oh, Dragon, right.

283
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Well, that's why I was thinking, mayou ou ith Dragon hamantic getaway. Huh?

284
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I knowhe's-he's working, so Uncle Jack's gonna have to go along.

285
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Oh, weasg as hepromises not to shake him.

286
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So what did he say about the money?

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He said he'd like to sleep on it.

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Meanwh Br decided ursue a new girlfriend.

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His old girlfriend.

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..ther?!

291
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What are you doing here?

292
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I'm keeping an eye on the woman who controls our compa

293
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In her robe and slippies?

294
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I'm getting into her head.

295
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ine'anning el our company to Stan Sitwell.

296
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But I've lost her trail, and I don't think I have the skillspick it

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Skills?

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Thkinds ofll

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Not really.

300
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But if you could get me one of those outfits, we could hide in the bushes or something

301
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and spy on them.

302
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I dli ee a.

303
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You've got it!

304
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And Michael told his father the good news about Uncle Jack.

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u'imping out your sister?

306
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You were pimping out my mother.

307
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Yes, becauhe was sleg with my brother. But your sister?!

308
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Everngone . o g tt .

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No one is going to get hurt.

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No one is going to get hurt.

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Oh, heichael. My dad wanted me to thank thmantic gay

312
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Don't me what that means.

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Where is your dad?

314
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He left dressed all westerny.

315
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You can leave me out of that part, too.

316
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And Michael realized that perhaps somebody would get hurt.

317
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I screwed my brother-in-law.

318
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Well, I'm all grown up now.

319
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Mil rushedthur Seas Hotel

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to keep Tobias from finding out about Lindsay's date.

321
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Michael, this is Jeff. does al the horse work here.

322
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You'll meet him again at the end. Plus he gets you your juice.

323
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Not your first juice, but the one you get at the.

324
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'sht-- vee be.

325
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t twith a lovely lady.

326
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Jeff doubts one's coming at all. Don't you.

327
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oue ly lady...

328
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Stop! You dropped the boot! You dropped the boot!

329
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- chcap the onl asheldnk
- He dropped it! Let him get it!

330
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Tobias, uh, the lovely lady, she's going to b a little bate.

331
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She's doing k.Shid to goad and get startet her.

332
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Sa me up, Jeff.

333
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It's going to takeew minutesto tack anotherse.

334
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So Michael embarked on the romanadvee he'd s so shly.

335
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Well, you cenly 't helpmy reputat as a ladies man with J

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But we'll clear all that up the spa when I my al

337
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Heid you ever get thate reer

338
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You'unny.

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on, boy.

340
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Soon, the nextup b r romantice.

341
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So nic youcover , Uncle Ja

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My pleasure. Itto do something you t legs for.

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And Lucille 2 ed u Statw

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o lookittl dgarte

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d one by,theyh end e acties ofir rtic wa

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chote

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No.

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Of coursn tha, e jeroveo rful for e 's tlegs

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Tha portion so pd leng to Stan Sil and Lucill..

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o, in turn, were bei foed bst.

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and Go

352
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And soon, Michael and Tobias awaited r massage apists.

353
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, Tobi m afraid thaure might not aclyend upe with y

354
00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:15,759
You , Michae perhaps I should buy you that trecorder.

355
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:18,810
Do you have idea how often say the "af"?

356
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Well, I-I know I uitin tac.

357
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And I apologize for . I gh was a pooy.

358
00:17:24,397 --> 00:17:29,624
But you were supd to be w Sally Sitwell, buu were afraid to ask her.

359
00:17:29,731 --> 00:17:34,262
what do yo? You te issue and you makeimaginary prob,

360
00:17:34,324 --> 00:17:37,012
like this merger I heou're worried about.

361
00:17:37,094 --> 00:17:41,523
, uh... re probably right about, uh... me being afraid of the word "no."

362
00:17:41,579 --> 00:17:45,240
But... you know, the merger's r I't imagining that.

363
00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:46,183
Lucille!

364
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:47,319
Michael!

365
00:17:48,773 --> 00:17:49,500
Michael?

366
00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:50,406
What are you doing here?

367
00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:51,682
Following Lucille 2.

368
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She's wiitwell.

369
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,142
She probably figured that weever track her.

370
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t we lost her.

371
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:59,039
Everyone put on white robes and outsmarted us.

372
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Lucille?

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Lindsay?

374
00:18:04,303 --> 00:18:05,033
Lindsay?

375
00:18:05,115 --> 00:18:06,468
Wait, wait, wait. Lindsay's here?

376
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:07,737
With two men?

377
00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:09,468
Sort of one and a half.

378
00:18:10,814 --> 00:18:12,586
Tobias? Hey, Tobias?

379
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,739
Lindsay! Look, I...

380
00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:17,168
Oh! Lucille 2!

381
00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:19,223
I'm sorry. And Miss, I-I don't know your name.

382
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,440
Lucille...

383
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,571
Sitwell, what's this?

384
00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:23,764
It's our romantic getaway, Michael.

385
00:18:23,845 --> 00:18:24,935
Romantic?

386
00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:27,675
So... then, the company isn't... being taken over?

387
00:18:27,736 --> 00:18:29,712
So, Lindsay doesn't have to be with Uncle Jack?

388
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,971
Oh, Tobias, we've got to stop Lind...

389
00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:33,763
Tobias? Tobias?

390
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,459
How'd you like to take a nap, baldy?

391
00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:36,512
I'll handle this.

392
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:38,150
She's my girlfriend, pal.

393
00:18:38,581 --> 00:18:39,795
Take him down, Buster.

394
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:40,782
Your girlfriend?

395
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,056
That's why you were in her robe and slippies.

396
00:18:43,112 --> 00:18:44,693
You weren't trying to get into her head.

397
00:18:44,755 --> 00:18:48,135
You were trying to get into her... robe and slippies.

398
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:50,050
She's my girlfriend!

399
00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:56,225
So, this is who you choose over me?

400
00:18:57,816 --> 00:18:59,444
She's not with him!

401
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:00,976
She's with the Bullet!

402
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,676
Oh, thank God.

403
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:05,625
But if you want a fight, you've got it.

404
00:19:05,787 --> 00:19:06,643
Shoot me!

405
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,277
Stop it!

406
00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:12,337
Stop it!

407
00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:16,418
Look... I wasn't trying to sell your company.

408
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,020
But I am now.

409
00:19:18,404 --> 00:19:19,976
The hell with all of you!

410
00:19:21,805 --> 00:19:23,235
I'm gonna try and low-ball her.

411
00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:24,887
Not while we're around.

412
00:19:25,403 --> 00:19:27,025
We're not done here, Gob!

413
00:19:28,618 --> 00:19:29,382
Tobias...

414
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Tobias, I'm sorry.

415
00:19:31,409 --> 00:19:34,035
I set this up for Lindsay. Lindsay, I'm sorry.

416
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,283
You were not on a date with Dragon.

417
00:19:36,381 --> 00:19:37,379
I know that, Michael.

418
00:19:37,446 --> 00:19:40,727
It was pretty obvious when Dragon kept swooping Uncle Jack in for a kiss.

419
00:19:40,808 --> 00:19:44,030
You said I never did anything for the company. I-I just thought I'd try.

420
00:19:44,261 --> 00:19:48,603
But Tobias... I never thought you'd ever fight for me.

421
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:52,989
I had no idea a 90-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that.

422
00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:56,486
Dragon, would you mind carrying my husband to the car?

423
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:05,339
I love takin' a guy down.

424
00:20:05,882 --> 00:20:08,774
I think I snapped one of his ribs.

425
00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:11,253
No, it's my leg.

426
00:20:11,452 --> 00:20:12,630
Bet that would hurt.

427
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,413
I guess the deal's off now,

428
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,711
now that I actually need you to help us out?

429
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,905
I'll make you a deal.

430
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,029
You carry me, and I'll carry you.

431
00:20:21,278 --> 00:20:22,370
Thanks, Uncle Jack.

432
00:20:22,753 --> 00:20:24,401
Yeah. Let's see here...

433
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,856
I think we should get to the hospital.

434
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:28,984
This duct tape is the only thing that's keeping the ankle on.

435
00:20:29,081 --> 00:20:29,828
Okay.

436
00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:31,058
Right around there.

437
00:20:31,324 --> 00:20:33,904
Oh! I think you're right inside me now.

438
00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:39,741
Uncle Jack buys the company, but makes some changes of his own.

439
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,912
And he's gonna make me President.

440
00:20:45,457 --> 00:20:50,319
Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to.

441
00:20:50,386 --> 00:20:54,558
...even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

442
00:20:54,636 --> 00:20:55,752
Nothing wrong with that.

443
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,945
Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

444
00:20:59,986 --> 00:21:01,071
It's out of context.

445
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,500
I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.

446
00:21:04,682 --> 00:21:08,588
And he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.

447
00:21:08,654 --> 00:21:09,564
Tobias...

448
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,701
you blowhard!

449
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