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Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything

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and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.

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It's... Arrested Development.

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- George Michael, are you around?
- Michael was looking for his son

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with whom he had a secret to share.

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There you are. Hey, pal, you alone?

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Almost always, yeah.

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You know, Maeby's never around anymore,

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and Ann's off with her religious group trying to get Nip/Tuck taken off the air.

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They don't like Nip/Tuck?

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Well, you know, they don't like anything.

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Something about God wants people to age naturally or, I don't know.

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Ironically, she likes Gangee.

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Listen, you know I would never date anyone

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without you being okay with it, right?

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Yeah, and you don't have to do that.

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Great, because I didn't do it this time.

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I kind of reconnected with that blind prosecutor I used to date, Maggie Lizer.

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Her?

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Didn't she turn out to not to be blind, though?

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Exactly.

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But she's filled out a little bit.

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Michael hadn't seen her in 8½ months,

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during which she had filled out.

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Really? Could have sworn it was a year.

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And it seems as if

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I'm the father.

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Do you know this for sure?

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I mean, she does lie. She might not really be pregnant.

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See, that's what I thought.

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Boy, you really are my kid.

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Good.

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Apparently, so is this one.

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Michael found this out after having Lindsay and Tobias break into Maggie's house

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and hide in the bathroom to collect and test her urine.

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It was there that they stumbled upon a fat suit.

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That's what it is.

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Michael confronted Maggie about this.

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Oh, you're so right, Michael,

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'cause I'm faking it.

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But he was proven wrong.

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Not.

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Maybe it'll be exciting, you know, be a big brother.

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- It'll be fun.
- There you go!

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- Would be fun, wouldn't it?
- Big brother-- me.

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Not going to happen, though, because she doesn't want anything to do with me.

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But look, I know you've been bored.

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You and I are going to have some fun together.

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Maybe we'll even have ourselves a little adventure.

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Meanwhile, I guess this family's big enough, huh?

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In fact, Michael's family had just gotten a little smaller.

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Hello.

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Mom, you've got to stop starting conversations like that.

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Something happened to Buster!

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He lost part of his body.

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I don't know which one.

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The hand.

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I told him to stay out of the ocean, but we had a fight.

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Who remembers about what?

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I do.

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Buster had discovered that his Uncle Oscar was his true father.

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You lied to me.

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You were never supposed to know.

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I'm going to war!

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As an act of defiance to Lucille,

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he first went swimming in the ocean,

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where he was attacked by a loose seal.

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If only your father was here.

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Oh, that George.

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God only knows where he is.

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The car!

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Up yours, granny!

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You couldn't handle it!

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In fact, George Sr. had snuck out of the attic

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and gone to a local Ford dealership.

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The Bronco's been discontinued.

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We're trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing.

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This is the Escape.

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What a fun name.

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May I test drive?

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Up yours, granny!

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You couldn't handle it!

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Soon, Michael and George Michael arrived at the hospital.

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If something happens to Buster, I'll be lost.

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Excuse me.

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George Michael, you're going to have to be the baby of the family.

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Um, Maeby's younger than me.

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You're never going in the ocean! Never!

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You're my baby. I'm never letting go.

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- You're my baby now!
- Mom, he is not yours!

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No, he's my baby!

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The hell with all of you.

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I have a man.

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Excuse me.

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- Are you the Bluths? 
- Not Dr. Wordsmith.

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- How's my son?
- He's going to be all right.

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- Finally some good news from this guy.
- There's no other way to take that.

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That's a great attitude.

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I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.

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But you said he was all right.

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Yes, he's lost his left hand.

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So he's going to be "all right."

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- You son of a bitch!
- How do we keep getting this guy?

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- I hate this doctor!
- Mom, he's a very literal man.

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Yes, that's more the way I would take the news.

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Actually, I'm relieved.

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I don't have to go to Army because the seal with the bow tie attacked me.

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I feel like I've lost three pounds.

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Seal with the bow tie?

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Yeah. I think that's what I saw bite me.

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Now I just wish I could remember why I went in the ocean.

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Did we fight or something?

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Of course not.

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Although, I always have warned you against the ocean.

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So has your father.

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My father...

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George Sr.

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You need more juice.

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Where's the juice?!

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Give my son the juice!

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Buster, it's okay. Doctor says you're going to be fine.

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And if they can find the hand, they're going to be able to reattach it.

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You know, like a transplant?

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I'm fine. This is a blessing.

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And speaking of blessings, I heard there's gonna be a baby.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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But don't-don't, please, don't worry about that.

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What's more important is you're really doing well with this, pal,

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and my hat is off to you.

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And my hand is off to you.

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No, no. I meant don't get your hopes up about that...

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Hand transplant?

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No, the baby.

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The mother doesn't want me around. We kind of had a little bit of a fight.

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You obviously care about this Maggie woman, don't you?

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Yes, I do. Of course I do.

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I mean, a seal didn't bite your Linus off, did it?

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No, a seal didn't bite my Linus off.

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Then go to her.

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Ask for her hand.

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Yeah, and maybe...

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I'll get one for my brother while I'm at it.

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Get him out of here.

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Get him out of here!

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Get the ( bleep ) out of my room!

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Michael! Michael! What's wrong?

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So, at his brother's suggestion,

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Michael went to the courthouse determined to win Maggie back.

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Have you seen Maggie? It's kind of important.

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Oh, you just missed her. She's in the bar.

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What a spanking I gave her in court today.

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Go get 'em.

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He spanked me!

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Did you spank her?

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No...

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You know that waitress she's representing is suing my client for making her fat.

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But here's the thing, Loretta...

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is not fat.

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Maggie bought her a fat suit, and I've got the receipt to prove it.

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Of course. That's what the fat suit is for.

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Well, I got to find her. I owe her an apology.

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You said she's at a bar.

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It's Friday night. You might want to try Miss Temple's.

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Tell her Barry said,

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"Ooh, I did good today."

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And Michael caught up with Maggie.

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There have been lies, yes, but it's not like either one of us

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would ever do anything to hurt the other person, you know?

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Hello, Officers.

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Well, there's no further sign of a break-in at your house.

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And since you haven't called us back,

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we again left the number in case there's a problem.

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Thanks, Officer.

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Just next time, call us back.

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Hey, break-in? I told you that was us.

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Well, maybe I did want to hurt you

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because I was hurt.

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I mean, the only reason you're here is out of loyalty to the baby.

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It's not just about the baby.

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Maggie, there was a reason that you and I got together in the first place

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when we made this baby, okay? There's something here.

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As long as we never lie to each other again.

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Well, then I have to come clean about one more thing.

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Oh, no.

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- You're not the father.
- Come on.

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I went to a sperm bank, okay, the week before we even met.

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The father's some guy from Harvard, but that's all I know.

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That's great. It's probably some geek Simpsons writer's kid.

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I never thought I'd meet someone like you.

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But come on. I mean, do you still really want me?

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Are you really that great of a guy?

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Michael had always thought of himself as that great a guy.

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The kind of guy who could raise someone else's baby.

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Of course I am.

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But he wasn't, and he regretted it the moment he said it.

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The next day, the family gathered to welcome Buster home from the hospital.

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He's coming.

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What he's wearing is temporary, please don't comment on it.

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Or salute him like that idiot guard down there did to him.

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Look who's back.

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Let's all say hello.

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And while you're at it, let's all give me a big hand.

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George Michael, get your uncle a bandage for his forehead.

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And while you're at it, get two.

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Oh, my God.

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I guess this means you don't want to play "Got your nose" with me.

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What's the matter, Buster? Did you hurt yourself?

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Hi, Gob.

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Oh, my God! What happened to your...?

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He's got no hand!

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Buster went swimming in the ocean and according to him,

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a seal with a bow tie bit off his hand.

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Bow tie?

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It's merely the playful mutterings of the shock victim.

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A seal would never prey on a human, unless, of course,

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it had acquired a taste for mammal blood.

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Gob had recently dressed a seal in a bow tie and used him in a magic trick.

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When it failed, he released the seal into the ocean.

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You're back in the real world. You're not going to be hand-fed anymore!

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I mean, how the hell would a seal know how to tie a bow tie anyway?

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I can barely tie the yellow one that I wear in my act.

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This one had a yellow bow tie!

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Really?

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And later, Lucille could not contain her guilt any longer.

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I did this.

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I prayed that God take anything he wanted from us

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so that Buster wouldn't have to go to war.

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Mom, after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

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I did this.

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I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one that I released into the sea

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after giving it the taste for mammal blood.

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Okay, you've got a better case than Mom does.

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Still, I could hunt down that seal.

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Well, they said if you retrieve Buster's hand,

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they might be able to do a transplant.

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At the very least, I could remove that incriminating bow tie.

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And Michael told Lindsay about his commitment to Maggie

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and the child that wasn't his.

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Well, first of all, I'm sure there are writers on The Simpsons who aren't geeks,

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and secondly, I think this commitment you're making is great.

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It is. It's great. It's great.

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I do think something might be up, though? What if she's still lying?

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Oh, no. You're trying to get out of this, aren't you?

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I thought you were a good guy.

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I am a good guy.

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Is he trying to get out of having this baby?

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We want this child.

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It's given us a reason to stay together.

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In fact, it was investigating the pregnancy that had re-ignited Lindsay and Tobias' passion.

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It was weird.

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Where's your child?

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I don't have a child, Michael.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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00:10:22,606 --> 00:10:23,728
Did you mean Maeby?

255
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,135
I did mean Maeby.

256
00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:28,135
She's hardly a child, is she, Michael.

257
00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:30,015
Yeah, and we know where she is.

258
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:34,264
She's with her debate club, and they're on their way to Sacremende for the semifinals.

259
00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:35,278
She wasn't.

260
00:10:35,381 --> 00:10:38,335
And a Google search of the word "Sacramende"

261
00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,049
only came up with this.

262
00:10:40,387 --> 00:10:44,761
In fact, she was overseeing a remake of The Old Man and the Sea

263
00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:48,284
for the film studio where she'd bluffed her way into a job.

264
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,147
What on Earth is taking so long?

265
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:52,702
Am I the only one who wants to get home and see their kids?

266
00:10:52,795 --> 00:10:55,882
So please don't tell me I don't know where my kid is.

267
00:10:56,061 --> 00:10:59,935
All I'm saying is that Maggie claims that no one else is involved,

268
00:11:00,013 --> 00:11:03,026
but what if she's lying again, and there is someone else involved?

269
00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:05,569
You know, a boyfriend, a husband,

270
00:11:05,658 --> 00:11:09,000
someone that got dumped when something better came along.

271
00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:10,474
Of course. Why wouldn't she?

272
00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:12,469
Well, yeah. I'm a good guy, you know.

273
00:11:12,543 --> 00:11:14,871
So I'm thinking that maybe you could break into her house again for me

274
00:11:14,954 --> 00:11:18,194
- and see if you can find some...
- Way out of this for you?

275
00:11:18,322 --> 00:11:19,300
I don't think so.

276
00:11:19,382 --> 00:11:23,049
No, I was going to say, find some evidence of who the father is, but forget it.

277
00:11:23,294 --> 00:11:25,675
I'll find somebody who wants an adventure.

278
00:11:27,622 --> 00:11:30,104
George Michael, how would you like to get away from Uncle Buster?

279
00:11:30,174 --> 00:11:31,047
I'd really like that.

280
00:11:31,132 --> 00:11:32,438
Good. Okay, shh, shh, shh.

281
00:11:32,515 --> 00:11:34,235
And so with his son's help,

282
00:11:34,451 --> 00:11:37,978
Michael went to Maggie's to find some evidence of another man.

283
00:11:38,054 --> 00:11:39,837
It's another Bluth boy adventure. We're like a team--

284
00:11:39,898 --> 00:11:41,542
we're like Red McGibbon and Bullet.

285
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:42,550
Who?

286
00:11:42,857 --> 00:11:45,432
They're this old-- never mind. Okay, listen, anything you find in there--

287
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,680
a name, phone number-- you bring it out to Daddy, all right?

288
00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:49,222
You're not going in with me?

289
00:11:49,299 --> 00:11:51,480
Hm? No, no, I can't fit through that doggy door,

290
00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:55,064
but I am going to risk being caught out here.

291
00:11:55,135 --> 00:11:55,873
Be careful.

292
00:11:58,389 --> 00:11:59,601
Okay, I got a phone number.

293
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:00,778
Let's go. Drive.

294
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,458
Let's go. Gas.

295
00:12:02,595 --> 00:12:03,696
You didn't even go inside.

296
00:12:03,783 --> 00:12:04,766
It was taped to the door.

297
00:12:04,865 --> 00:12:06,348
It's probably the Sparkletts guy.

298
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,849
Listen, it's okay.

299
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,692
I'm telling you, there's nothing to be scared about.

300
00:12:09,754 --> 00:12:11,053
I'm not getting that vibe...

301
00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:14,339
- Everything all right?
- Yes, Officer.

302
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,512
Just waiting to see if Maggie was home.

303
00:12:16,578 --> 00:12:19,215
Oh. I was making sure there wasn't another break-in.

304
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,794
Officer Davis is inside with his gun drawn, so,

305
00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:23,952
everything's going to be just fine.

306
00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:29,763
Close call there, Bullet.

307
00:12:30,173 --> 00:12:31,658
I'm so sorry about that.

308
00:12:31,775 --> 00:12:35,160
But listen, I think- I think that you do have something here with this phone number.

309
00:12:35,242 --> 00:12:37,448
You know, "Really eager to hear from you."

310
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,736
You know, that's something a guys would say if he was a father of a child

311
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,772
and the mother stopped calling 'cause she found a really good guy, you know.

312
00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:45,452
I think this is him. Getting that vibe.

313
00:12:45,518 --> 00:12:47,473
We're having some fun, aren't we?

314
00:12:47,674 --> 00:12:49,060
I'm really sorry about that.

315
00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:54,078
And Gob arrived at the dock hoping to recover his brother's missing hand.

316
00:12:54,145 --> 00:12:57,366
Looking for the seal that's got the taste for kitty blood.

317
00:12:57,483 --> 00:12:58,739
I'll pay you handsomely.

318
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:03,183
In fact, the skipper had already rented his boat to be shot in Maeby's film.

319
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:10,039
So neither he nor Gob were prepared for the challenges of using cats to catch a seal.

320
00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:12,935
It's like herding cats.

321
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,347
Here's your kitty cat-- Ow!

322
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,555
Fine, you don't get to be bait.

323
00:13:18,112 --> 00:13:20,202
Why are there cats in the shot?

324
00:13:20,335 --> 00:13:21,609
This is the camera boat.

325
00:13:21,738 --> 00:13:23,478
Can you lose the ( bleep ) cats, please?

326
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,229
Uncle Gob?

327
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:27,755
Maeby?

328
00:13:28,906 --> 00:13:32,632
And Michael traced the phone number he found on the note to an address.

329
00:13:32,731 --> 00:13:33,915
Thank you, Mr. Parmesan.

330
00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:35,679
Okay.

331
00:13:35,838 --> 00:13:39,729
In there is the father of the child that Maggie wants me to help her raise.

332
00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:42,914
And he probably doesn't know she's gotten another man involved, so,

333
00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:44,224
I want you to stay here.

334
00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:46,068
Enjoy the adventure from the car.

335
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,738
This one could get a little ugly.

336
00:13:48,771 --> 00:13:52,237
Hey, I'd like to see that cop at Maggie's do detective work this good.

337
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,875
Oh, come on.

338
00:13:57,966 --> 00:13:59,498
Is this your phone number?

339
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,792
Hey, I told you at the bar, I left that on Maggie's door.

340
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,792
And why are you hanging around Maggie's house anyway?

341
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:07,607
I'm sorry. I'm in this crazy relationship.

342
00:14:07,741 --> 00:14:10,855
She wants me to raise this child with her because there's no father...

343
00:14:10,924 --> 00:14:12,907
- I thought I'd come here... 
- No father? There's a father..

344
00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:14,311
There's two fathers.

345
00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:16,721
- David.
- I'm making gravy.

346
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,164
That bitch is going to keep our child.

347
00:14:20,848 --> 00:14:22,534
I knew she was up to something.

348
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:31,917
Michael had tracked down the couple who'd hired Maggie to carry their child.

349
00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,736
So that's why you guys were staking out her house?

350
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,380
She hasn't returned our calls.

351
00:14:35,557 --> 00:14:37,514
There's something about her I just don't trust.

352
00:14:37,616 --> 00:14:39,998
I'll say. She said she doesn't know who the father is.

353
00:14:40,094 --> 00:14:41,942
In a funny way, neither do we.

354
00:14:42,219 --> 00:14:45,189
We just gave her a mixed cocktail-- two parts Taylor...

355
00:14:45,276 --> 00:14:46,188
Two parts Carter.

356
00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:47,969
...and let her do her thing.

357
00:14:48,056 --> 00:14:50,801
We decided we'd never want to know which of us is the real father.

358
00:14:53,954 --> 00:14:55,368
Well, why should you?

359
00:14:55,515 --> 00:14:58,056
I just hope you find out which one of you can breast feed.

360
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,251
You know, we're in a loving relationship,

361
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,027
and just because we don't have breasts

362
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,182
does not mean we cannot nourish our child.

363
00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:07,282
I'm sorry. I didn't mean...

364
00:15:07,435 --> 00:15:10,451
I don't want you guys to worry about getting that child back from Maggie

365
00:15:10,522 --> 00:15:12,222
because I'm going to help you.

366
00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:13,611
Wow, what a...

367
00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:15,937
- good guy.
- I know.

368
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,109
And for once, I'm one lie ahead of Maggie Lizer's lies.

369
00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:22,043
In fact, Michael was one lie behind her.

370
00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:26,017
And what if I told you that Loretta was not fat

371
00:15:26,219 --> 00:15:28,863
but actually a very greedy woman

372
00:15:28,939 --> 00:15:31,858
in a very cheap fat suit.

373
00:15:32,314 --> 00:15:33,297
What, do you think I'm kidding?

374
00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:34,454
Huh?

375
00:15:34,706 --> 00:15:35,611
What are you doing?

376
00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:37,679
Okay, so she's fat.

377
00:15:37,864 --> 00:15:40,566
Your Honor, this is an outrage!

378
00:15:40,685 --> 00:15:41,740
Wow, did I lose this one.

379
00:15:41,832 --> 00:15:43,972
Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching.

380
00:15:44,116 --> 00:15:45,406
You said spanking.

381
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,484
I want this case thrown out immediately.

382
00:15:47,961 --> 00:15:50,480
In fact, Loretta wasn't overweight...

383
00:15:50,547 --> 00:15:52,124
Oh, no, Maggie, my water just broke.

384
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,748
Quickly, Your Honor, quickly throw it out.

385
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:57,203
...but was carrying the child that Maggie was supposed to.

386
00:15:57,479 --> 00:16:01,693
You see, it was Loretta's urine that Tobias and Lindsay ended up testing.

387
00:16:02,584 --> 00:16:06,183
A fact they missed when they were making out in the shower.

388
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:10,007
And Maggie did buy the fat suit to serve as her pregnancy belly.

389
00:16:10,071 --> 00:16:11,225
All right, this is going back.

390
00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:15,271
But soon upgraded to a higher quality latex model.

391
00:16:16,638 --> 00:16:18,036
It's time!

392
00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:22,280
Oh, my God, my water broke, too.

393
00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:23,553
I'm in labor.

394
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:24,938
Maggie wasn't

395
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:28,952
but had not choice but to pretend to deliver at the same time.

396
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,913
And Gob caught up with Maeby

397
00:16:31,081 --> 00:16:32,240
and made a confession.

398
00:16:32,331 --> 00:16:34,215
I think I'm responsible for Buster's hand.

399
00:16:34,342 --> 00:16:37,267
Yeah, and I'm responsible for an $80 million movie without an ending.

400
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:39,770
Yeah, I know those problems seem big when you're a kid, Maeby.

401
00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:42,961
Look, this is kind of weird advice for me to be giving,

402
00:16:43,006 --> 00:16:44,972
but why don't you just tell him the truth?

403
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,857
I mean, he'll respect you for it.

404
00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:48,648
Thanks, Maeby.

405
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,191
Okay, now I'm just lying for no reason.

406
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,883
And Michael arrived at the courthouse, only to discover

407
00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:01,801
that Maggie had already been rushed to the hospital.

408
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:03,753
And back at the penthouse,

409
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:06,779
Lucille was praying for the second time in her life.

410
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,249
Lord, let Buster forget everything.

411
00:17:08,699 --> 00:17:11,848
And if you need to take another hand to make that happen,

412
00:17:12,528 --> 00:17:14,100
please make it Gob's.

413
00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:19,815
It was at that exact moment that Buster did forget he'd lost his hand.

414
00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:21,873
No, stop it, stop it, stop it.

415
00:17:22,002 --> 00:17:25,201
Oh, you caught my tendon in your claw!

416
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:26,188
My claw?

417
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,106
I'm a monster!

418
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:43,361
Whose idea was the temporary hand?

419
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:46,568
Hi.

420
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,149
There's something you need to know.

421
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,480
There's nothing he needs to know.

422
00:17:49,593 --> 00:17:51,400
Take his hand. Take it now.

423
00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:52,486
It was my fault.

424
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:53,694
It was my seal.

425
00:17:53,787 --> 00:17:55,942
I released him, and he bit off your hand.

426
00:17:56,489 --> 00:17:58,071
Wow, the truth feels good.

427
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:00,704
You did this to me?

428
00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:01,595
Yeah.

429
00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:05,686
And Gob was about to experience something that didn't feel that good.

430
00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:11,086
Michael, meanwhile, notified the policemen that Maggie was in the hospital.

431
00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:11,917
I'll meet you there.

432
00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:12,961
We're on our way.

433
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,926
I'm getting goose bumps.

434
00:18:15,921 --> 00:18:18,045
Okay, I'm going to go in there with Maggie.

435
00:18:18,116 --> 00:18:20,263
As far as I know, she's already had the kid, okay?

436
00:18:20,385 --> 00:18:22,157
We're having some adventure though, huh?

437
00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:23,693
You can't say we're not having fun.

438
00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:29,524
Don't smoke, sonny.

439
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,765
Michael. Oh, I'm glad you're here.

440
00:18:35,847 --> 00:18:39,085
Is this our little bundle of...

441
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,209
two gay cops' baby.

442
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,789
Shh, shh, shh...

443
00:18:47,701 --> 00:18:48,519
Here it is.

444
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:49,897
This came from our cup.

445
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,516
That little fella was in our cup once.

446
00:18:51,587 --> 00:18:54,404
Here's something I think you both need to have.

447
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:58,816
Boy, you just can't get off the breast thing, can you?

448
00:19:00,649 --> 00:19:02,020
Okay, where's the baby?

449
00:19:03,588 --> 00:19:04,792
I'm not pregnant.

450
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,503
But we paid you to do this, Maggie.

451
00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:09,707
I know, and I wanted to, but then it turns out I couldn't get pregnant.

452
00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:12,722
And I had this client, we were working on the fat case,

453
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:16,879
so I... I outsourced it, okay?

454
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:20,147
And you weren't going to let these nice guys have a baby?

455
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,036
You were going to have us raise it?

456
00:19:22,274 --> 00:19:23,480
Of course not.

457
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:25,113
I'm going to give them their baby.

458
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,931
I never thought you'd stick around.

459
00:19:27,028 --> 00:19:28,297
I'm not going anywhere, baby.

460
00:19:29,332 --> 00:19:30,401
What is wrong with me?

461
00:19:31,221 --> 00:19:32,817
Oh, here it comes.

462
00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,314
Here comes the baby.

463
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:35,650
Is that the head?

464
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,294
Loretta had her baby,

465
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:39,878
and the new family couldn't have been happier.

466
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,038
And Michael reunited with his son.

467
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:43,914
Disappointed?

468
00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:45,762
You kidding me?

469
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,107
You're the only son I've ever needed.

470
00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:49,561
That's all the adventure I've ever needed.

471
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,598
Okay. Son, I'm going to meet you at the car.

472
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:56,621
"M"-- Main floor. No adventure there.

473
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,683
But "M" didn't stand for "Main floor."

474
00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:09,411
And Michael said good-bye to Maggie.

475
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:10,742
I know. I've got a problem.

476
00:20:10,907 --> 00:20:11,997
Well, we obviously both do.

477
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:16,794
We obviously both crave some crazy complication in our lives.

478
00:20:17,225 --> 00:20:19,657
When we're together, it is like...

479
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:20,487
Magic?

480
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,124
I was going to say train wreck.

481
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:24,767
We have to make a vow, okay, this is over.

482
00:20:25,084 --> 00:20:29,057
No more lying, no deceit, no sex, everything.

483
00:20:29,288 --> 00:20:30,312
No more lies.

484
00:20:33,004 --> 00:20:35,811
But that, too, turned out to be a lie.

485
00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:57,197
Buster and Gob find themselves closer than ever.

486
00:20:57,285 --> 00:20:58,084
And there you are.

487
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,094
We've removed the hook and there's been no damage.

488
00:21:00,181 --> 00:21:01,502
Oh, thank God.

489
00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:03,064
Yeah, he's going to be fine.

490
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,885
But unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass.

491
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,896
And Maggie gets a big surprise.

492
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,922
You have got to be kidding me.

493
00:21:11,195 --> 00:21:13,316
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