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Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything

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and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.

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It's... Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth had gotten up early in the hopes of avoiding his family.

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His mother, however, was already dressed, made up and waiting for him.

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- Good morning.
- Oh!

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Which put her wake-up time in the 3:00, 3:30 area.

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I couldn't sleep.

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I always get this way before Motherboy.

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Oh, God. It's Motherboy already?

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Motherboy was a dinner dance aimed at promoting mother/son bonding.

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Lucille had gone over 25 times with Buster,

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and on a few occasions had won cutest couple.

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As one entered sexual maturity, and the other left it, it became harder to win.

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- I'm so hot!
- If you were hot, Mother, we would win!

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It's not just Motherboy. It's Motherboy XXX!

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And I think with you, I've got a shot.

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Oh, no. What, Buster, for the first time ever, doesn't want to do this?

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No, no, he does. It's just he's been so mopey.

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Well, that could have something to do with the fact that a seal ate his hand.

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I don't know what it is.

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I think that's what it is.

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- Who knows?
- It was that.

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It had happened weeks earlier when Buster went swimming in the ocean against his mother's wishes.

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He had become haunted by the loss...

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seeing reminders of the accident everywhere.

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Mother, I can't sleep.

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I may not be able to go to dance practice today.

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I'm going out. Zip me up.

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I mean, look how he zips now.

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Oh, I know what this is. You're embarrassed by him, aren't you?

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You know, you spent your whole life overmothering they guy,

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and when he finally needs you, you're not there.

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Well, I don't see you spending time with him.

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The Bluth children had been uneasy about missing limbs

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since their father used a one-armed man to teach them lessons.

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That's why you don't yell.

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As a matter of fact, I'm going to see Buster today.

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So you're gonna have to find a different dance partner for Motherboy.

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Oh, God.

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Not that "I'm in love with my mother" dance thing.

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I'm so glad there wasn't one of those for daddies and daughters.

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Of course they have father-daughter dances.

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They do? He never took me?

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It was before we did your nose.

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Toodaloo.

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You're up awful early.

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Yeah. Well, my marriage is falling apart.

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Tobias is back with Carl.

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Tobias had gotten a call from his onetime acting teacher, Carl Weathers.

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He's directing something for TV.

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But he thinks he might have a part for me.

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If this takes off, I might be able to buy you the happiness that you deserve.

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I mean, he said the same thing when he got cast as Frightened Inmate #2 in that film he got fired from.

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He'd even gotten a vanity plate made up announcing the achievement.

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And this wasn't the first time.

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He's so clueless.

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He's not your real take-charge husband.

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You know, Lindsay, you're still looking for somebody like Daddy. Okay?

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Now, let's not forget that he was also dismissive and disinterested.

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No, no. He had good qualities.

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Actually, George Senior was secretly living in the attic above them...

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and was starved for company...

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Now... who wants to take their top off?

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...when George Michael and Maeby came in.

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So you and Ann are actually going on a Christian camping trip?

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It's called the Promise Land. You're supposed to make promises about your relationship

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as a tribute to the generations that preceded you.

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Hey, there's booze in this.

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That's the Promised Land that Ann's taking you to?

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You're going to need this more than Polly here.

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That one's Polly?

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Hey, what are you kids doing up here?

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We're just looking for the camping stuff.

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Hey, do you know where the pump is for the air mattress?

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I had to take all pumps out of here a long time ago.

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Take this down to the kitchen, will you?

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I think it's getting a little too risky keeping you up here.

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Yeah, you know what's risky?

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Letting your son go on that church thing.

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Well, her name's Ann, Dad. And he's not going on her, okay?

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- They're just friends.
- Not for long.

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They-They're making promises to each other? It's all that fidelity

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and pledging yourself to a woman garbage.

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You know, I wine 'em and dine 'em, but I don't let 'em tell me what to do.

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I don't let 'em tell me what to do.

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Okay, I should have never taken the pumps out of here.

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Listen, unlike you, I respect my son's choices.

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George michael, I don't think you should be going on this Promise Land thing.

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What? Why? Is this because I'd miss school?

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- No, no.
- You get to miss school for that?

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And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian.

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Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the 'T' on it?

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That's a cross.

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Across from where?

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It-It's not about school, pal. It's more about family.

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Your Uncle Buster's been very depressed lately, and you haven't visited him.

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Family first.

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Or did they not teach you that at the Promise Land?

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I don't know. You won't let me go.

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That-a-boy.

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Michael then went to the office, where he ran into Gob.

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Barry come by yet?

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I need to talk to him about my divorce.

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Gob had once gotten married on a dare,

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a fact he'd only remembered when he was served with divorce papers.

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That cow is going after me.

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Your wife? She was super-thin.

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- She was?
- Yeah.

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What about her cans? She had big cans?

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- You don't remember her at all, do you?
- Hey, it was one night of wild passion.

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And yet you didn't notice her body.

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I like to look in the mirror.

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Okay, that would be disgusting if you'd actually slept with her, but I don't think you did.

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I did.

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And it was disgusting.

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They didn't, but it would have been.

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Anyway, remember that seal of hers that I released into the ocean?

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- Bit off Buster's hand?
- Vaguely.

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Her lawyers are claiming that the seal's worth 250 grand.

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And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

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Listen, Gob, if you admit in court that you never consummated the marriage,

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you could get it annulled and walk away free and clear.

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You just can't deal with the fact that I've got a super-thin wife with huge cans.

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All right, who's ready to show their lawyer some love?

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The seal?

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Must have had a tracking device on it.

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Someone tracked it all the way to a dock in Dana Point.

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You know if that hand is still intact inside the seal, Buster's got a shot at a transplant.

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At the very least, we can get Buster's Swatch back, right?

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Up top. No?

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And Tobias met with Carl Weathers at Burger King.

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Thanks for meeting me down here at Burger King.

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I'm trying to get them to underwrite a new TV project I'm working on.

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Get some money in exchange for setting a scene here at Burger King.

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Well, as long as you don't draw attention to it.

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You know, I'm directing an episode of the series Scandal-makers.

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It's about the Bluth Family and your father-in-law's escape from justice.

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I play the lead, a bounty hunter. Name of Ice.

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Oh, no. You want me to play myself, don't you?

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- I sworororornot go reality. I will do...
- No, no, no, no, no.

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I-I... I already got a great guy named Dave Attell to play you.

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I wasn't actually here to ask you to be in it.

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I was looking for somebody in your family to sign a release.

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I could not betray my family like that.

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Come on, man. I got every part cast except for George Senior.

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I want that part.

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Then sign over the rights.

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I'm gonna go get a new soda.

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Hey, you know that you can get a refill on any drink you want here,

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and it's free?

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It's a wonderful restaurant.

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It sure is.

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George Michael, meanwhile, spent an afternoon with his uncle at his father's suggestion.

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- Oh, oh, God! 
- Oh, I keep forgetting about this hook!

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Oh, me, too.

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Well, that's a do-over.

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So, who should go first?

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I know, let's, rock, paper, scissors for it.

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What? No, no. You would have won that.

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George Michael.

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Buster, did you at least offer your nephew a bowl of soup?

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Yes, Mother, I did.

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Can I open a can of soup for you?

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Can it open a can?

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Can what open a can?

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- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.

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Actually, I just wanted to spend some time with my knuckle Buster.

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See, Mother? Not everybody is afraid of me.

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Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending some time with what's left of your Uncle.

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Well, I was actually supposed to go away to the Promise Land this weekend,

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but my dad didn't want me to. Family first.

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Well, you've done your duty this week.

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You're a very sympathetic young man.

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Very sympathetic.

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You know what? You deserve to go out of town this weekend.

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And I'm taking you.

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Really?

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George Michael should have realized by the sailor suit Lucille dressed him in

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that he wasn't going north to the Promise Land.

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Anyone else but me... I can't believe you don't know this song, George Michael.

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No, he was going south.

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South... to Motherboy.

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And Michael and Gob headed out to find the seal with the tracking device.

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Guess we should call Buster and have him meet us at the dock, right?

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I guess so.

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Or we could make sure it's the right seal first?

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I mean, why get his hopes up?

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Yeah, that's better.

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- Knock, knock.
- Oh, God!

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- Monster!
- Hey, brothers.

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- Buster!
- Monster!

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- Sorry about the window.
- Not a problem.

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I really hate this stupid hook.

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I certainly can't walk around like this!

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- Why not?
- Very handsome.

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So, listen, we were just going to call you. We think we know where that seal is.

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- The seal that did this to me?
- Yeah.

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Take me!

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- Yes. That's a good idea. I'm gonna go with Barry.
- Oh, no. Don't let him in the car.

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No, no, you should get in here. I'll have to go with Barry!

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No, no, there's not enough room for you and me and the bus stop... Barry!

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Tobias had gotten his first speaking role,

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simply by signing away the life rights of everyone he loved.

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And now he needed some research.

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I'm George Senior. Ooh, that's good.

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That's the voice. I've got the voice.

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- That's not my voice.
- Oh, my God!

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What are you doing here?

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I'm having a ( bleep ) tea party. What does it look like?

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I live here. You tell anybody, you are dead.

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Tobias saw the raw power of George Senior.

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Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

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A power he needed the man to teach him.

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That's it.

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So he explained the project,

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and George Senior agreed, on one condition.

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If you play me, you got to play me like a man

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and not like some mincing little Polly or-or Nellie!

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I get those names confused. Apology.

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Apologies all around.

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And the search for Buster's hand continued.

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I would love to be able to say, "Look what I've had reattached

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while you and George Michael were off to Motherboy."

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Motherboy? Wait a minute.

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Mom took him to Motherboy?

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He couldn't wait to swoop in and throw on the sailor suit.

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'Cause he's not damaged goods.

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Wait a minute. I don't want him doing that.

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You got to go with me down there and help me get him, all right?

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That place is your scene.

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Face it, Michael. They've won.

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He's the new Buster.

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This was the worst thing Michael could possibly hear.

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Oh, oh, oh, I'm so sorry. False alarm.

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What they tracked down was a shark.

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And he must've bitten off the part of the seal with the tracking device on it.

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Left flipper.

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So... the seal lost his hand, too.

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Yeah, poor guy's probably out there without a flipper,

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swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

242
00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:12,744
That tracking device tells me he was raised in captivity.

243
00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:15,289
There's no way he stood a chance out in the real world.

244
00:11:15,361 --> 00:11:17,378
See that, Buster? He was a victim, too.

245
00:11:17,562 --> 00:11:20,142
You both were too sheltered to learn how to protect yourselves,

246
00:11:20,209 --> 00:11:22,284
and we can't let that happen to George Michael.

247
00:11:22,441 --> 00:11:24,002
I will help you, Michael.

248
00:11:24,381 --> 00:11:26,342
We've got to rescue your son.

249
00:11:26,568 --> 00:11:28,565
And I've got to staple this to a seal.

250
00:11:28,636 --> 00:11:31,089
And I skipped breakfast, so I'm off to Burger King.

251
00:11:34,803 --> 00:11:38,750
And Lucille arrived at the hotel where Motherboy was taking place.

252
00:11:39,101 --> 00:11:42,103
This is nice, spending some time, just the two of us.

253
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,901
Well, ( bleep ) me. The exact same color.

254
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:46,895
What are the odds?

255
00:11:47,334 --> 00:11:49,946
Not to worry. Gangee brought some backups.

256
00:11:50,029 --> 00:11:51,872
We'll get a room so we can change.

257
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,918
You think enough time has passed to do Sonny and Cher?

258
00:11:54,995 --> 00:11:56,924
We're here for Motherboy.

259
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,634
And you do realize this is not the band.

260
00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:05,009
Motherboy was also a heavy metal band that used to rock pretty hard in the '70s.

261
00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:07,401
We are legally obligated to make the distinction.

262
00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:10,022
You know, maybe I should let my dad know that we're here.

263
00:12:10,222 --> 00:12:13,520
Oh, he'll know when we bring home the trophy.

264
00:12:13,591 --> 00:12:15,623
Yeah, but... maybe I'll just give him a call.

265
00:12:15,828 --> 00:12:17,794
And what name should we put the room under?

266
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,093
Karmopolis.

267
00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:25,597
And Lindsay was about to see a Tobias with the raw power of George Senior.

268
00:12:25,674 --> 00:12:27,476
Tobias, I still do sort of want to talk to you about some things.

269
00:12:27,543 --> 00:12:29,068
It's a little late for talk, Lindsay.

270
00:12:29,151 --> 00:12:30,595
I'm a man of action now.

271
00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:38,398
You don't need the calories.

272
00:12:40,450 --> 00:12:41,961
This isn't working.

273
00:12:42,949 --> 00:12:47,573
Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and mannish?

274
00:12:47,716 --> 00:12:49,974
It's, like, I don't know, maybe I do want to be with him.

275
00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:51,894
Then you should go to him.

276
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:58,279
For as it is written, you shall be with whom you have formed a more perfect union with under God.

277
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,289
- She's right.
- This isn't working.

278
00:13:03,097 --> 00:13:05,237
I'm sorry, you've got the wrong Motherboy.

279
00:13:05,371 --> 00:13:06,702
Yeah, this looks like the place.

280
00:13:06,783 --> 00:13:08,949
And Michael and Buster arrived at Motherboy.

281
00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:10,737
Excuse me. Has a Lucille Bluth checked in?

282
00:13:12,579 --> 00:13:13,921
I have no one by that name.

283
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:16,441
God, she knows you're after her.

284
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:20,351
- She does?
- Wait a minute. I recognize those outfits.

285
00:13:20,796 --> 00:13:22,825
- We're getting you out of here!
- Thank you, thank you!

286
00:13:22,897 --> 00:13:24,534
- Oh, God! It's red.
- Take me with you!

287
00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:26,639
- No, please, please!
- It was the wrong child.

288
00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:28,923
- Where do we go next?
- I will tell you this, Michael:

289
00:13:28,985 --> 00:13:31,898
if Mother saw those two, she is going to change clothes,

290
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,951
and that means he'll be on the balcony.

291
00:13:34,053 --> 00:13:37,857
Whenever she changed clothes, she made me wait on the balcony until zip-up.

292
00:13:37,929 --> 00:13:39,593
And yet anything goes at bath time.

293
00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:42,596
Let's check the balconies.

294
00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:45,563
And Barry prepared Gob to meet with his wife.

295
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:50,047
If you really want to settle this, then your job is to convince that "wife" of yours

296
00:13:50,109 --> 00:13:53,585
that you are willing to go in front of the judge and admit that you never had sex.

297
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,199
She has a date, Barry.

298
00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:57,600
You don't happen to know when it is, by the way, do you?

299
00:13:57,646 --> 00:14:00,734
That's why I want to settle. I'm not "super-prepared."

300
00:14:00,979 --> 00:14:02,708
Well, we did have sex...

301
00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:04,717
and I'm not a great liar.

302
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,745
Both things he just said were lies.

303
00:14:06,832 --> 00:14:09,714
- But if you think it'll scare her off...
- I do, and it will.

304
00:14:09,788 --> 00:14:13,274
And you don't want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.

305
00:14:13,401 --> 00:14:14,522
What were you doing there?

306
00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:17,670
Wow... you should be the lawyer.

307
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:26,380
And soon, Michael and Buster surveyed the hotel, looking for George Michael.

308
00:14:26,452 --> 00:14:29,590
There's a very bored-looking little Sonny Bono on that balcony.

309
00:14:29,831 --> 00:14:32,376
Oh, God, that means she'll be dressed like Cher.

310
00:14:32,832 --> 00:14:34,030
I have an idea.

311
00:14:36,248 --> 00:14:39,886
It is time I used something I trained for in Army, but I never got a chance to do.

312
00:14:40,178 --> 00:14:42,457
Buster, you can't zip-line over there.

313
00:14:42,535 --> 00:14:44,152
Either I zip down, or he zips up,

314
00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:47,199
and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

315
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,246
You have to get on your knees to start it.

316
00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:52,188
This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster.

317
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:01,467
You came for me!

318
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,374
Zip me up.

319
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,315
We're switching rooms again.

320
00:15:13,971 --> 00:15:15,061
And costumes.

321
00:15:18,488 --> 00:15:21,631
Tobias had begun work on the set of Scandal-makers.

322
00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:25,429
What's so great about Tobias is he's got this obligation to his wife and his daughter.

323
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,165
Whoa, whoa, this guy's straight?

324
00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:27,851
Yeah.

325
00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:29,847
Then what the hell am I wearing these for?

326
00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:30,995
Look at that.

327
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:33,806
Hey, gang. I'm sorry, I don't want to "note" you to death

328
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:36,381
but you should be wearing those, uh, under your pants.

329
00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:37,288
Why?

330
00:15:37,554 --> 00:15:40,379
Oh, it's-it's a thing. There's dozens of us.

331
00:15:40,452 --> 00:15:42,725
Carl, this whole thing is starting to feel like a real career killer.

332
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:43,642
Yeah, yeah, I know, man.

333
00:15:43,717 --> 00:15:45,280
- Also...
- Uh, Tobias...

334
00:15:45,455 --> 00:15:48,153
why don't you go and learn your lines, man, work on them?

335
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,135
Did I get lines?

336
00:15:49,294 --> 00:15:52,187
They told me I was just jumping onto a moving staircar.

337
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,120
If that man's straight, then I am sober.

338
00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:58,048
Hi, um, I'm waiting for "Gahb" Bluth.

339
00:15:58,142 --> 00:15:59,559
I'm "Gob" Bluth.

340
00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:00,465
My wife send you?

341
00:16:00,579 --> 00:16:01,434
I'm your wife.

342
00:16:01,664 --> 00:16:02,535
I knew that.

343
00:16:02,806 --> 00:16:04,250
Nice to see you again.

344
00:16:04,824 --> 00:16:06,165
Usarmy.

345
00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:10,113
Lost a lot of weight in Iraq, especially up in the... northern region.

346
00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:11,469
So, where's the seal?

347
00:16:11,552 --> 00:16:12,940
Hey, that's not my problem.

348
00:16:13,247 --> 00:16:15,851
As far as I'm concerned, we were never even married.

349
00:16:15,929 --> 00:16:19,094
Maybe I'll just say that we never... sealed the deal.

350
00:16:19,196 --> 00:16:20,353
You're willing to admit that?

351
00:16:20,435 --> 00:16:22,109
Lie about it? Yes.

352
00:16:22,211 --> 00:16:25,248
Wow. I mis-underestimated you.

353
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:26,790
You've got some courage.

354
00:16:27,117 --> 00:16:29,016
Makes me wonder what I'm missing.

355
00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:31,110
You mean, other than your cans?

356
00:16:31,193 --> 00:16:33,547
Oh, they're still here.

357
00:16:34,335 --> 00:16:40,087
And so Gob set about consummating the marriage he'd finally agreed to claim he hadn't.

358
00:16:42,246 --> 00:16:47,187
And back at Motherboy XXX, Lucille was finding her new partner an asset.

359
00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:48,580
Is this your son?

360
00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:50,212
No, I'm his grandmother.

361
00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:52,552
- He's an orphan.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

362
00:16:52,614 --> 00:16:53,919
Well, you guys should win.

363
00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:56,060
Well, I'm not a... not an orphan. I have a dad.

364
00:16:56,126 --> 00:16:57,969
Well, good luck to you.

365
00:17:01,002 --> 00:17:03,392
Well, that little bit of honesty helped nothing.

366
00:17:03,448 --> 00:17:05,788
You better bring it to the waltz, young man.

367
00:17:06,602 --> 00:17:10,145
Meanwhile, Michael and Buster had retrieved Buster's hook

368
00:17:10,268 --> 00:17:12,516
and were staking out the situation.

369
00:17:14,123 --> 00:17:14,993
The gypsies.

370
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,813
They've changed into gypsies.

371
00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:23,635
My Army training tells me...

372
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:27,169
that this is going to be a hot mission.

373
00:17:27,259 --> 00:17:28,655
What? A hot mission?

374
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,577
Yes. I create a diversion, and you grab George Michael and go.

375
00:17:33,104 --> 00:17:34,410
We need a name.

376
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:38,234
Maybe "Operation Hot Mother."

377
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:42,013
No, let's try to top that.

378
00:17:42,902 --> 00:17:47,235
They never did, and later, "Operation Hot Mother" was underway.

379
00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:51,235
Buster was waiting for Michael's cue to unplug the lights,

380
00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:54,808
but that's when Buster caught his hook on a sandbag.

381
00:17:59,218 --> 00:18:04,330
And now, from the land of gypsies, Lucille Bluth and her orphaned grandson.

382
00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:06,440
What the hell's going on, Buster? Cut the lights!

383
00:18:10,552 --> 00:18:11,489
Buster?

384
00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:14,172
Grab him. Take the gypsy boy!

385
00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:15,677
Come on, I'm taking you out of here. Let's go.

386
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:17,413
- But they haven't served dinner yet.
- George Michael.

387
00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:18,873
You're not taking him.

388
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:21,453
- Take me with you!
- Hey, what are you doing? I can't.

389
00:18:21,513 --> 00:18:22,405
- Take me with you!
- Get off of me.

390
00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:25,353
- Buster, let's get out of here.
- I'm stuck. Go.

391
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:27,192
Take the boy. Go!

392
00:18:27,254 --> 00:18:30,597
All right, Motherboys, our, uh, curtain seems to be stuck.

393
00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:34,564
We're going to do some freestyle waltzing while we get it fixed.

394
00:18:34,662 --> 00:18:35,671
Boys' choice.

395
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,296
George Michael, you're choosing me.

396
00:18:39,357 --> 00:18:41,492
No, Mom. You had no right to bring him to this freak show.

397
00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:42,874
He was supposed to be visiting Buster.

398
00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:44,800
No, you were supposed to be visiting Buster,

399
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:47,534
but you made your son do it because you didn't want to.

400
00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:49,772
- You were supposed to do it?
- You didn't want to?

401
00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:51,324
No, Buster, I...

402
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,600
I didn't know how to, uh, treat you, all right?

403
00:18:54,671 --> 00:18:57,595
I thought that you would be a little different, but you're not.

404
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,131
I was wrong, okay?

405
00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:00,462
I'm sorry, you know?

406
00:19:00,524 --> 00:19:03,950
You... you're as good a brother as you ever were.

407
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:06,279
- Okay?
- Thank you.

408
00:19:06,366 --> 00:19:07,084
All right?

409
00:19:07,365 --> 00:19:09,079
Yes. I am no different.

410
00:19:09,198 --> 00:19:12,715
I am the same old Motherboy, but George Michael still has a chance.

411
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,112
Take him.

412
00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:16,954
Thanks.

413
00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:19,197
Let's go.

414
00:19:20,061 --> 00:19:21,373
Boys' choice?

415
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:26,005
That is, if you're not embarrassed to take my... hook.

416
00:19:27,286 --> 00:19:28,777
Of course not.

417
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:34,802
I'm Peter Pan, and you're Captain Hook.

418
00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:36,611
We'll pretend it's a costume.

419
00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:38,311
Let's dance.

420
00:19:44,203 --> 00:19:48,965
And that night, Michael, his brother and his son arrived at the Promise Land.

421
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:49,682
Night.

422
00:19:49,744 --> 00:19:51,607
I appreciate you taking me here to see Ann.

423
00:19:51,831 --> 00:19:53,204
Oh, a promise is a promise.

424
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:56,389
And I'm glad the three of us were able to spend this time together.

425
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,203
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

426
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,411
And I finally feel good about myself.

427
00:19:59,788 --> 00:20:01,028
"Saddest."

428
00:20:01,253 --> 00:20:02,769
And I saw some of those people.

429
00:20:02,849 --> 00:20:04,043
That was a very competitive category.

430
00:20:04,152 --> 00:20:05,713
Oh, don't I know it.

431
00:20:05,781 --> 00:20:07,567
- Here we go.
- I can't get out, actually.

432
00:20:10,705 --> 00:20:15,016
Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias.

433
00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:17,737
Just so you know, I have never been more attracted to you.

434
00:20:17,796 --> 00:20:19,983
Wow, the service sent you over fast.

435
00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:22,093
Oh, God, I'm so sorry, I'm in the wrong trailer.

436
00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:24,519
But not the one she's married to.

437
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:26,833
So, you don't cry  when you take those off?

438
00:20:27,545 --> 00:20:33,038
Having finally had sex... Gob can admit that he never consummated their marriage.

439
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:38,174
Judge, maybe you should take a look at this, which was taken in your office just moments ago.

440
00:20:38,339 --> 00:20:40,448
But then Gob caught a lucky break.

441
00:20:40,535 --> 00:20:42,208
There's no way to tell who this man is.

442
00:20:42,429 --> 00:20:43,831
But it didn't last long.

443
00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:46,238
That's me, Your Honor. I ( bleep ) my wife.

444
00:20:46,403 --> 00:20:48,429
Oh, we really lost this case.

445
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:55,326
And Maeby impresses the kids at the Promise Land with her one scary campfire story.

446
00:20:55,395 --> 00:20:57,364
Knock, scrape.

447
00:20:57,452 --> 00:21:02,535
And the only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call...

448
00:21:02,602 --> 00:21:03,671
Hey, campers!

449
00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:12,248
I'm a monster!

450
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:14,434
This may have been a step backwards.

451
00:21:14,521 --> 00:21:15,052
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