1 00:00:00,473 --> 00:00:03,501 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything 2 00:00:03,567 --> 00:00:07,172 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:13,132 --> 00:00:15,145 It's... Arrested development. 4 00:00:17,888 --> 00:00:21,974 Michael Bluth was working at home when he noticed something unusual. 5 00:00:26,383 --> 00:00:27,488 That can't be good. 6 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:31,298 Okay, I checked underneath and there is a problem. 7 00:00:31,452 --> 00:00:32,665 This isn't a real house. 8 00:00:32,818 --> 00:00:33,914 It's a model house. 9 00:00:34,007 --> 00:00:35,732 Well, the drain pipes aren't hooked up. 10 00:00:35,819 --> 00:00:37,477 They just empty under the house. 11 00:00:37,611 --> 00:00:39,127 Plus, there's a whole lot of blue paint down there. 12 00:00:39,203 --> 00:00:40,739 And pieces of denim? 13 00:00:40,826 --> 00:00:41,400 Yeah. 14 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:42,588 We've got a guy like that here. 15 00:00:42,684 --> 00:00:44,680 Well, that's why your living room is sinking. 16 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:47,078 I think the city's going to have to red-tag it. 17 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,776 The city is sending out an inspector. 18 00:00:49,843 --> 00:00:52,736 They're going to be crawling over every inch of this place. You're going to need to leave. 19 00:00:52,975 --> 00:00:54,732 Well, where the hell do you want me to go, Michael? 20 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:59,279 Back to your mother's? I believe there's a freeloading loser in my bed. 21 00:00:59,371 --> 00:01:01,997 You know, Buster lost a hand, Dad. He's going through a lot. 22 00:01:02,084 --> 00:01:03,707 I'm talking about Oscar. 23 00:01:04,112 --> 00:01:05,243 Oh, yes, your brother. 24 00:01:05,337 --> 00:01:06,652 I could see why that would bug you. 25 00:01:06,779 --> 00:01:11,665 In fact, Oscar had stayed with Lucille primarily to reconnect with Buster, 26 00:01:11,747 --> 00:01:14,379 whom he secretly believed to be his natural son. 27 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:16,348 Hey, Uncle. I feel so responsible for that. 28 00:01:16,431 --> 00:01:20,701 Oscar had gotten injured on a shoddy device George Sr. had invented 29 00:01:20,875 --> 00:01:24,065 when he forgot that Buster was wearing a prosthetic hand. 30 00:01:26,922 --> 00:01:28,413 I'm sorry! It's my father's fault. 31 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:32,390 My fault? I was trying to keep you from burning yourself, you idiot! 32 00:01:32,477 --> 00:01:36,445 I mean, yes, yes. George Sr. sure rushed this to market. 33 00:01:36,605 --> 00:01:38,708 The only reason she likes him is he has hair. 34 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:42,220 And the only reason he has any is because he's never had any stress. 35 00:01:42,318 --> 00:01:45,062 Yeah, well, you could save me a lot of stress if you just turned yourself in. 36 00:01:45,108 --> 00:01:49,912 No, never. I can't go back to the joint. No, I can not... go back there. 37 00:02:02,829 --> 00:02:04,222 It's a hellhole. 38 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:06,096 Dad, we finally got the court to try you in absentia. 39 00:02:06,163 --> 00:02:08,575 Which means we're not supposed to have any idea where you are. 40 00:02:08,642 --> 00:02:10,448 So you don't have to go to prison, but you can't stay here. 41 00:02:12,438 --> 00:02:16,475 Hey, do you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once? You know, Dangerous Cousins? 42 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:20,773 No, I... Why, did we...? Why... I don't... 43 00:02:20,859 --> 00:02:22,183 I don't remember that. 44 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:24,719 George Michael remembered very well. 45 00:02:24,821 --> 00:02:29,352 In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer. 46 00:02:29,446 --> 00:02:30,366 Kind of. 47 00:02:31,745 --> 00:02:32,551 Why do you ask? 48 00:02:32,643 --> 00:02:35,691 Well, I got passes to the premiere of the American remake. 49 00:02:35,854 --> 00:02:37,200 It's supposed to be great. 50 00:02:37,304 --> 00:02:39,536 It wasn't great, and Maeby knew it. 51 00:02:39,705 --> 00:02:44,103 The studio at which she had finagled the job had hoped to avoid controversy 52 00:02:44,178 --> 00:02:48,474 by artlessly explaining that the two leads weren't biological cousins. 53 00:02:48,588 --> 00:02:49,694 Shut up and kiss me! 54 00:02:52,054 --> 00:02:54,004 - Where is everybody? - They've been fired. 55 00:02:54,093 --> 00:02:57,005 And you've got to fix this, or you're going to be fired, too. 56 00:02:57,097 --> 00:02:58,443 Cut it down if you have to. 57 00:02:58,535 --> 00:03:00,364 But it's only 71 minutes long. 58 00:03:00,445 --> 00:03:03,487 And it's only like 63 minutes long, so... Bring Ann. 59 00:03:03,605 --> 00:03:05,084 Oh, no, that's not her kind of thing. 60 00:03:05,177 --> 00:03:09,267 I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original. 61 00:03:10,355 --> 00:03:11,986 I like the way they think. 62 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:15,529 And later at the office, Michael had another surprise. 63 00:03:15,601 --> 00:03:16,512 This can't be good. 64 00:03:17,807 --> 00:03:20,737 Michael... it saddens me greatly to say to you 65 00:03:20,804 --> 00:03:23,291 that I can no longer work at the Bluth Company. 66 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:25,502 - You've been a great boss... - I'm sorry, Tobias. 67 00:03:25,692 --> 00:03:26,717 Do you work here? 68 00:03:26,911 --> 00:03:27,813 Do I work...? 69 00:03:28,212 --> 00:03:31,336 I developed an eating disorder being your assistant, Michael. 70 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:32,999 I never saw you at the desk. 71 00:03:33,071 --> 00:03:36,385 Well, excuse me if I was too busy on my knees in front of the toilet, Michael. 72 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:39,504 I have a tremendous opportunity now that the Blue Man Group 73 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:43,833 has dropped their cease-and-desist and invited me to audition in Las Vegas. 74 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:46,031 Also I've developed some issues with food... 75 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:49,310 I'm sorry to interrupt one more time. Is this the real Blue Man Group this time? 76 00:03:49,377 --> 00:03:53,290 Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men 77 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:56,461 who had been described over the phone as "blue." 78 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:03,274 I feel like a ( bleep ) idiot. 79 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:08,547 Fortunately I found a wonderful circle of men to get me through that. 80 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:12,603 Oh, before I forget-- your old secretary Kitty Sanchez called 81 00:04:12,765 --> 00:04:16,197 and wanted to meet with you. I penciled her in for 4:00 today. 82 00:04:16,274 --> 00:04:17,528 Why didn't you tell me about this? 83 00:04:17,682 --> 00:04:19,289 Oh, this is my fault, too?! 84 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:23,084 Everything... No! I will not let this make me eat! 85 00:04:24,677 --> 00:04:27,641 So get this-- tomorrow I have to go on record and say I don't know where Dad is, okay? 86 00:04:27,691 --> 00:04:29,601 And now Kitty Sanchez wants to meet with me. 87 00:04:29,682 --> 00:04:32,433 And meetings with Kitty had never ended well. 88 00:04:32,504 --> 00:04:34,111 - So say good-bye... - No, no, no. 89 00:04:34,696 --> 00:04:35,587 Spring break! 90 00:04:36,306 --> 00:04:38,132 Perhaps this will jog your memory. 91 00:04:38,607 --> 00:04:41,403 Plus, Dad will not leave the attic, which means he's going to get caught by the inspector, 92 00:04:41,464 --> 00:04:43,324 which means I'm going to get caught for hiding him. 93 00:04:43,415 --> 00:04:46,077 Why don't you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? 94 00:04:46,164 --> 00:04:48,847 Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere, 95 00:04:48,934 --> 00:04:51,378 or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? 96 00:04:51,577 --> 00:04:53,225 Which is it this time, Michael?! 97 00:04:53,306 --> 00:04:56,538 No, definitely not those two things. But are you upset about something, Gob? 98 00:04:56,615 --> 00:04:58,504 How about the fact that I made you a thank-you gift last week, 99 00:04:58,540 --> 00:05:00,900 about which you haven't said word one? 100 00:05:00,971 --> 00:05:04,306 Come on, you asked me for $5,000 101 00:05:04,485 --> 00:05:06,998 so that you could invest in a Franklin CD. 102 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,972 And I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund 103 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:12,548 and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand. 104 00:05:12,636 --> 00:05:15,875 Gob had recently made a recording of his ventriloquism act. 105 00:05:15,964 --> 00:05:17,658 "Franklin Comes Alive," take one. 106 00:05:17,739 --> 00:05:20,986 He hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit. 107 00:05:21,057 --> 00:05:23,894 It ain't easy being white 108 00:05:23,997 --> 00:05:27,284 It ain't easy being brown 109 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,479 All this pressure to be bright 110 00:05:30,592 --> 00:05:34,308 I got children all over town 111 00:05:34,729 --> 00:05:36,111 Sometimes... 112 00:05:36,176 --> 00:05:37,412 Hey, where'd the guy go? 113 00:05:37,652 --> 00:05:39,987 I tried to express something to you in a couple of those numbers 114 00:05:40,053 --> 00:05:43,786 and maybe, just maybe heal this country a little bit, 115 00:05:43,873 --> 00:05:46,623 but you, you didn't even bother to listen to it. 116 00:05:46,718 --> 00:05:49,792 I did listen to it. I-I-I-I am listening to it. 117 00:05:49,878 --> 00:05:53,857 Gob, hey, maybe the reason I didn't say anything is because I didn't want to embarrass you, pal. 118 00:05:53,914 --> 00:05:55,925 It's my favorite, favorite record. 119 00:05:56,028 --> 00:05:59,232 Well, then you-- you ( bleep ) up. 120 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,602 Because I am so embarrassed. 121 00:06:03,032 --> 00:06:05,520 It's a good CD. It's a really good CD. 122 00:06:05,705 --> 00:06:07,568 I can't believe that you love it. 123 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:09,790 - I love it so much. - Oh, God... 124 00:06:10,456 --> 00:06:12,454 Oh, God, look at us. 125 00:06:12,723 --> 00:06:14,937 We're crying like a couple of girls. 126 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:19,007 Aw... you're the only one crying, but I loved the music. 127 00:06:19,186 --> 00:06:21,776 - And the card with your face on it? - And the healing. 128 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,590 Home run! 129 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,695 We'll do your dirty work for you, Mikey. 130 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:32,247 You leave the rough stuff to Franklin and me. 131 00:06:32,743 --> 00:06:33,931 I really got to listen to that CD. 132 00:06:34,232 --> 00:06:35,062 Hey, Dad. 133 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:36,015 Hey. 134 00:06:36,246 --> 00:06:37,290 You remember Franklin. 135 00:06:38,534 --> 00:06:40,276 Hey, Franklin. 136 00:06:40,373 --> 00:06:43,189 My man! How 'bout some tongue? 137 00:06:43,777 --> 00:06:44,571 What? Oh... 138 00:06:44,725 --> 00:06:46,813 But Franklin didn't want a kiss at all. 139 00:06:47,002 --> 00:06:49,885 Gob had soaked the puppet's mouth in ether. 140 00:06:50,203 --> 00:06:53,712 And downstairs, Tobias shared his good news with Lindsay. 141 00:06:53,808 --> 00:06:55,701 "...opportunity that comes along once in a lifetime." 142 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:59,639 Tobias, I am not uprooting my life and moving to Vegas. 143 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:03,004 And maybe this is a sign that our relationship isn't working, and we should split again. 144 00:07:03,095 --> 00:07:06,403 Now, wait a second. I thought we were split up and this would bring us back together. 145 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:12,357 Well, maybe the fact that we don't know if we're together or not is a sign that we should split again. 146 00:07:12,455 --> 00:07:13,863 Or stay split up. 147 00:07:13,951 --> 00:07:15,884 Okay, forget about Vegas. 148 00:07:16,029 --> 00:07:17,800 We'll stay here and get back together 149 00:07:17,891 --> 00:07:21,987 or stay together and either rekindle or fan this fire. 150 00:07:22,961 --> 00:07:27,773 And soon, Gob was on his way to dump his father on the police station steps. 151 00:07:27,876 --> 00:07:28,766 Do you forgive me? 152 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:32,956 And he decided to let himself off the hook using his ventriloquist skills. 153 00:07:33,047 --> 00:07:34,574 I cherish you, Gob. 154 00:07:34,885 --> 00:07:36,774 Come here and give me a kiss. 155 00:07:37,014 --> 00:07:38,172 I'm driving, Dad. 156 00:07:38,336 --> 00:07:39,073 Now! 157 00:07:40,803 --> 00:07:41,771 It was weird. 158 00:07:42,571 --> 00:07:47,055 And that's when Gob noticed the CD and card that he's made for Michael. 159 00:07:47,588 --> 00:07:48,561 It's not even open. 160 00:07:49,446 --> 00:07:50,352 Michael... 161 00:07:51,235 --> 00:07:55,867 Meanwhile, Michael's meeting with Kitty wasn't as distressing as he'd thought. 162 00:07:55,954 --> 00:07:59,287 The program has changed my life, and I have a sponsor now. 163 00:07:59,389 --> 00:08:00,374 He's famous. 164 00:08:00,465 --> 00:08:01,197 That's great. 165 00:08:01,296 --> 00:08:06,701 I can't tell you who he is, but let's just say that he was on Night Court. 166 00:08:06,856 --> 00:08:09,060 - Well, you look great... - I can tell you who it's not. 167 00:08:09,154 --> 00:08:11,172 It's not Bull. It's not Harry Anderson. 168 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:12,236 - I got it. - And he's white. 169 00:08:12,318 --> 00:08:12,988 I know who it is. 170 00:08:13,081 --> 00:08:19,077 I think what happens is that when I don't have a man in my life, I tend to go a little crazy 171 00:08:19,214 --> 00:08:22,865 but I'm keeping it together now, and I wanted to tell you 172 00:08:23,188 --> 00:08:26,019 I'm not going to try to hurt you guys anymore. 173 00:08:26,112 --> 00:08:27,524 Don't suppose I could get that in writing? 174 00:08:27,605 --> 00:08:29,383 You did try to blow me up on a boat. 175 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:30,063 Sorry. 176 00:08:30,151 --> 00:08:31,626 Just don't piss me off again. 177 00:08:34,808 --> 00:08:35,578 You all right? 178 00:08:35,676 --> 00:08:40,341 "Michael, oftentimes the heart acts without consulting the head, and thusly, I ver..." 179 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:43,448 Oh. Well, I see you wasted no time filling my seat hole. 180 00:08:43,694 --> 00:08:48,563 Oh, no, no, I'm just came by so that you could say good-bye to these. 181 00:08:48,942 --> 00:08:49,905 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 182 00:08:50,002 --> 00:08:53,017 It's the last time you're going to be seeing these for a while. 183 00:08:53,131 --> 00:08:55,403 How ironic. I just found out I'm staying. 184 00:08:55,628 --> 00:08:56,776 Will you take these back? 185 00:08:56,918 --> 00:08:58,746 Okay, let's just all put our tops down. 186 00:08:58,835 --> 00:09:00,042 Let's just put 'em on down. 187 00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:01,665 You're not going to Vegas? 188 00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:04,911 Sadly, my wife said no to my dream, 189 00:09:04,998 --> 00:09:09,918 so I shall continue to toil through this... waking life. 190 00:09:10,252 --> 00:09:12,125 Wow, you are so real. 191 00:09:12,239 --> 00:09:14,321 Why can't I meet someone like you? 192 00:09:14,503 --> 00:09:18,208 And Michael decided that he better keep Kitty occupied with a man... 193 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,015 at least until after his meeting. 194 00:09:20,123 --> 00:09:24,643 Uh, hey, gang, I got an idea. Tobias, why don't you take Kitty out for the afternoon? 195 00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:25,442 I... 196 00:09:25,575 --> 00:09:29,918 Why, Michael, are you trying to set up your former assistant with your current assistant? 197 00:09:29,999 --> 00:09:30,629 No, no setup. 198 00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:33,799 Hey, what a great idea for a Hugh Grant / Julia Roberts-type movie. 199 00:09:33,935 --> 00:09:37,879 You know, I recently heard that the actor John Larroquette was looking for a meaty character piece. 200 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:44,262 And so, free of obstacles, Michael prepared to sign the affidavit maintaining he had... 201 00:09:44,397 --> 00:09:47,374 ...no idea where your father is, and you have not been in contact with him. 202 00:09:47,435 --> 00:09:48,697 Are you prepared to do that? 203 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,263 Officers! 204 00:10:04,529 --> 00:10:07,627 Michael, these men are here just a little bit early 205 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:11,267 because we have photographic evidence which discredits the affidavit you just signed. 206 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,218 Are those balls? 207 00:10:12,342 --> 00:10:14,098 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls. 208 00:10:14,185 --> 00:10:16,403 These are not balls. This was taken with a traffic camera. 209 00:10:16,484 --> 00:10:21,462 It shows you in your car with your father within the last 24 hours. 210 00:10:21,604 --> 00:10:22,388 Oh... 211 00:10:24,652 --> 00:10:26,320 I wish they were balls. 212 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:32,848 Michael was in police custody after a photo of him helping his father escape had turned up. 213 00:10:32,905 --> 00:10:35,224 Hey, Gob, what's going on? Did you see that picture? That's you, right? 214 00:10:35,295 --> 00:10:37,579 I mean, what were you holding up a photo of me or something? 215 00:10:37,631 --> 00:10:39,022 Of course you don't recognize it. 216 00:10:39,232 --> 00:10:41,812 It's the card from the CD that you didn't even bother to unwrap. 217 00:10:42,596 --> 00:10:43,759 You found that, did you? 218 00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:46,526 Right between the gearbox and the pull-back from aircraft lever. 219 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,493 So this is the how you repay me for the how I repay you?! 220 00:10:49,569 --> 00:10:52,038 I actually did not get a chance to listen to it yet. I'm sorry. 221 00:10:52,094 --> 00:10:54,095 I probably should have told you, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 222 00:10:54,183 --> 00:10:55,852 Oh, you're so sensitive. 223 00:10:55,996 --> 00:10:58,894 Just like when you whipped up those tears talking about how much you loved it. 224 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,356 Look, I will get a chance to listen to it, I promise. 225 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,383 But I'm in a lot of trouble here. Where is Dad? 226 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:05,139 I've got him stashed away somewhere safe now. 227 00:11:05,215 --> 00:11:07,552 Well, get him, quickly. Otherwise, I'm going to be stuck in here. 228 00:11:07,624 --> 00:11:09,492 Good. I hope you rot in here! 229 00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:11,016 - What are you talking...? - And guess what else? 230 00:11:11,094 --> 00:11:12,348 Dad kissed me. 231 00:11:12,636 --> 00:11:15,155 How? You looked pretty unconscious in that picture. 232 00:11:16,358 --> 00:11:18,549 I didn't say he was totally into it. 233 00:11:20,657 --> 00:11:22,964 And George Michael tried to break up with Ann. 234 00:11:23,035 --> 00:11:26,168 I-I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere. 235 00:11:26,255 --> 00:11:27,960 It's kind of racy, but... 236 00:11:28,414 --> 00:11:29,778 Oh, the cousin one. 237 00:11:29,952 --> 00:11:32,112 Yeah, I can't believe it. I was just going to ask you to go. 238 00:11:32,194 --> 00:11:33,239 Really? You want to see that? 239 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,881 No, I want to get the whole gang from the church group together. 240 00:11:36,209 --> 00:11:37,758 We're going to picket those bastards. 241 00:11:37,846 --> 00:11:40,638 George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before. 242 00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:45,338 When he'd joined some of her youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry, 243 00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:48,802 executive producer of the hit show, Desperate Housewives. 244 00:11:48,881 --> 00:11:50,575 It's a satire! 245 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,897 The bastard saw us! 246 00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:59,064 And the promise of another kiss was too enticing to turn down. 247 00:11:59,157 --> 00:12:01,532 Well, yes. The bastards... 248 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,178 Oscar, meanwhile, checked in on Buster. 249 00:12:05,239 --> 00:12:07,046 Buster, Buster, be careful! 250 00:12:07,246 --> 00:12:09,437 Wait, wait. It's a not a real hand, remember? 251 00:12:09,611 --> 00:12:12,320 Oh, I'm so forgetful. I hope you don't get that from me. 252 00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:14,685 Get that from you? Do you feel okay? 253 00:12:16,726 --> 00:12:18,044 Just forget it! 254 00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:20,569 I wanted to share my Pop-Secret with you! 255 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,390 Oh, but forget it! 256 00:12:22,621 --> 00:12:24,070 Pop's secret? 257 00:12:27,464 --> 00:12:29,651 Is Oscar my real father? 258 00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:32,221 Lucille, meanwhile, was on the phone with Michael. 259 00:12:32,305 --> 00:12:33,881 They're keeping me overnight while I wait for my arraignment, 260 00:12:33,957 --> 00:12:36,297 I'd appreciate it if you could tell my son that I'm on a business trip. 261 00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:38,130 Why can't the girl at work do it? 262 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:41,746 Tobias? I sent him on a date with Kitty to keep her off our back. 263 00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:44,812 Well, you better hope Lindsay doesn't find out. She'll be devastated. 264 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:45,801 Find out what? 265 00:12:45,908 --> 00:12:48,155 Your husband's dating Kitty the whore. 266 00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:49,077 He is? 267 00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:51,033 That's... that's horrible. 268 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:52,979 Do I know my daughter? 269 00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:55,507 She only wants what she can't have. 270 00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:57,933 Since you're devastating people, go ahead and tell Gob that 271 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:01,836 I'll be telling the cops that it was him in the truck. So he'll be joining me here. 272 00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:04,243 I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. 273 00:13:04,345 --> 00:13:06,117 You'd do that to your own brother? 274 00:13:06,894 --> 00:13:08,098 I said "cot." 275 00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:11,626 You lied to me! 276 00:13:11,702 --> 00:13:14,785 You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father... 277 00:13:14,872 --> 00:13:16,730 My father is my uncle! 278 00:13:18,369 --> 00:13:22,987 It was at that moment that the guards played a CD they'd recently confiscated. 279 00:13:23,081 --> 00:13:25,906 Now I've got a special thank you for a brother who made this happen. 280 00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:27,687 Is that Franklin? 281 00:13:28,104 --> 00:13:32,290 Yeah, I would fight for you 282 00:13:32,387 --> 00:13:35,673 I'd lie for you 283 00:13:35,956 --> 00:13:39,325 Walk the wire for you 284 00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:42,746 Yeah, I'd die for you 285 00:13:42,817 --> 00:13:46,124 And Michael realized that he could never turn his brother in. 286 00:13:46,969 --> 00:13:50,605 Gob, meanwhile, was having a similar epiphany. 287 00:13:52,158 --> 00:13:55,116 I do it for you. 288 00:13:58,008 --> 00:13:59,144 Barry, it's Gob. 289 00:13:59,514 --> 00:14:01,080 Tell Michael not to testify. 290 00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:03,384 I'm bringing in Dad. 291 00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:10,101 Franklin! 292 00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:12,697 You've ruined the act, Gob. 293 00:14:13,307 --> 00:14:15,529 And Lucille confronted Oscar. 294 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,863 You told him you were his father?! 295 00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:19,328 I did no such thing. 296 00:14:19,415 --> 00:14:20,117 You're high! 297 00:14:20,203 --> 00:14:21,027 You're drunk! 298 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,287 Not this time. 299 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,695 I've had enough of you. 300 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:27,283 So say good-bye to these, because it's the last time... 301 00:14:28,442 --> 00:14:31,017 And Ann in a protest at the theater. 302 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:31,934 George Michael? 303 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:33,638 Are you protesting this? 304 00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:35,026 This isn't the line? 305 00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:36,834 Yes, he is protesting it. 306 00:14:36,921 --> 00:14:38,329 He even helped me make the signs. 307 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:41,559 Well, only mine and the one that says, "This is a tricky gray area." 308 00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:42,574 What are you guys protesting? 309 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:46,377 It's a disgusting movie about cousins who are into each other. 310 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,739 Are there any more seats? 311 00:14:47,882 --> 00:14:50,366 Yeah. It's the best 52 minutes you'll spend all day. 312 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,044 Oh, no, we're making it worse! 313 00:14:53,447 --> 00:14:56,718 Prepare to be swallowed into the depths of hell. 314 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,573 So I guess that means no kiss? 315 00:14:58,757 --> 00:15:00,285 I'm not really in the mood for a kiss. 316 00:15:00,493 --> 00:15:02,295 This isn't Marc Cherry's house. 317 00:15:09,546 --> 00:15:10,395 Where's your dad? 318 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:11,584 I don't know. I just got here. 319 00:15:11,675 --> 00:15:14,041 Oh, that's right, Mother told me he went to jail. Ah! 320 00:15:14,753 --> 00:15:15,915 I'm so mad at her. 321 00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:18,670 Guess who I just found out my father is?! 322 00:15:18,776 --> 00:15:19,764 - Jail? - Oscar! 323 00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:21,869 He didn't mean to tell me, but I figured it out. 324 00:15:21,945 --> 00:15:23,629 No, I mean, my dad is in jail? 325 00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:25,519 Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. Barry's very good. 326 00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:29,038 Okay, I'm going upstairs and take a long shower. 327 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,838 I don't even want to smell like Mother anymore. 328 00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:33,036 I don't think we're supposed to shower right now, Bus... 329 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,196 - Tobias back yet? - No. 330 00:15:35,355 --> 00:15:36,967 Oh, my God, he's really out with her. 331 00:15:37,032 --> 00:15:37,901 Are you drunk? 332 00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:38,862 Not enough. 333 00:15:38,935 --> 00:15:41,683 I've pushed him right into someone else's skanky, bony arms. 334 00:15:41,755 --> 00:15:43,568 Well, let me tell you something, George Michael: 335 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:46,276 you have to grab love while you have it. Don't let it get away. 336 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:47,827 Oh, there you are. Hey, George Michael. 337 00:15:47,966 --> 00:15:51,339 Oh, Maeby, everything's fine! Your daddy's just out. 338 00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:52,441 Yeah, we're doing great. 339 00:15:52,544 --> 00:15:55,161 Mommy's going to take a bath with a bottle of wine. 340 00:15:55,252 --> 00:15:57,024 I'm don't know if we're supposed to use the, um, the... 341 00:15:57,244 --> 00:16:00,239 So get this. All that press actually made the premiere a hit. 342 00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:02,584 I mean, there's actually lines for the next show. 343 00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:03,844 Thanks, buddy. 344 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,862 Hey, look at that. We didn't get swallowed up into hell. 345 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:15,476 That's when George Michael finally got close to Maeby, 346 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,985 who, by the way, might not be his biological cousin. 347 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:23,495 Just then, however, Gob came home to retrieve his father from where he'd stashed him. 348 00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,153 Dad's gonna be crushed! 349 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,265 You don't have to tell him! 350 00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:28,957 But Gob was referring to his own father, 351 00:16:29,038 --> 00:16:31,220 who he had hidden under the house. 352 00:16:33,084 --> 00:16:38,791 Gob had hidden his father under a house that had just collapsed. 353 00:16:38,869 --> 00:16:40,626 Children, you're small. Crawl under there. 354 00:16:40,712 --> 00:16:42,591 - I don't want to go under there. - We don't want to go under there, Gob. 355 00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:44,962 He's not under there. Oh, he got away, thank God. 356 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:49,228 But then Gob remembered that this meant Michael would have to go to prison. 357 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:49,954 Michael. 358 00:16:52,775 --> 00:16:53,851 - We... - I... 359 00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:58,290 And Michael and Barry made their way to the arraignment. 360 00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:01,290 You know what? Gob is bringing your father. Everything is going to work out fine. 361 00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:02,601 Well, I wish they'd hurry up. 362 00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:06,082 But you know what, Barry? I-I got to tell you. I am a little torn, you know? 363 00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:09,887 I mean, my father-- I mean, he-he has created a lot of problems for the family 364 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:13,827 and by staying in the attic, he was ensuring that I would go to jail with him, but... 365 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,602 Well, maybe I'm not so torn. Let's... 366 00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:18,842 - Michael. - Hey, Gob. 367 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,000 - Barry. - Where's Dad? 368 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,702 Great news. Dad wasn't crushed to death. 369 00:17:22,845 --> 00:17:23,793 Was there risk of that? 370 00:17:23,886 --> 00:17:26,762 Yes. Well, I handcuffed him under the house, but as it turns out, he got free, 371 00:17:26,818 --> 00:17:29,317 'cause the pipes that I chained him to weren't connected to anything. 372 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,201 Oh, I'm not prepared for this case. 373 00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:32,456 Are you insane? 374 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:33,956 So, no "Thank you for trying?" 375 00:17:34,079 --> 00:17:37,560 Well, I'm getting really sick of you needing constant validation for screwing everything up, Gob. 376 00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:40,197 Let me tell you what's gonna happen. I'm gonna take you in there with me right now, 377 00:17:40,262 --> 00:17:42,603 and I'm gonna tell them that it was you in the stair car. 378 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,677 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen. 379 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:49,024 First thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna beat the crap out of you, then I'm gonna call an ambulance, 380 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,702 then, knowing you, I'm gonna have to wait for some kind of an apology... 381 00:17:54,387 --> 00:17:55,109 Come here! 382 00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:02,213 As the boys set to once again fighting in front of the courthouse... 383 00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:03,047 Stop it! Stop it! 384 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,260 ...the family began to show up for the arraignment. 385 00:18:05,357 --> 00:18:09,084 Michael, uh, I know you're in the middle of something, but I'm afraid I can't work for you today. 386 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,287 Um, I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. 387 00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:14,758 But Lindsay wasn't about to lose her man without a fight. 388 00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:16,156 Over my dead body! 389 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:17,855 Oh, my God. 390 00:18:19,327 --> 00:18:22,721 Hey, enough, I said. Hey, I said... I said enough! 391 00:18:23,497 --> 00:18:24,409 Now stop it! 392 00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:28,245 I am so tired of this family fighting. 393 00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:33,723 The anger ends now. You're brothers, and brothers stick together, no matter what. 394 00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,159 Families stick together. 395 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:41,668 I have torn this family apart with my... with my lies and my cowardice. 396 00:18:41,735 --> 00:18:43,762 But that comes to and end now. 397 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,191 So I'm turning myself in, 398 00:18:45,272 --> 00:18:49,067 and I don't want you to come and visit me in prison this time... 399 00:18:50,743 --> 00:18:52,564 'cause you deserve Oscar now. 400 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,136 Tobias, I actually fought for you. 401 00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:04,376 I can't believe it. 402 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,783 I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. 403 00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:18,390 Oh, George, I lost you again. 404 00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:20,198 Take back Oscar, Mother. 405 00:19:21,007 --> 00:19:22,497 I think I lost him, too. 406 00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:28,124 In fact, Oscar was on his way out of town when he was approached by George, Sr... 407 00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:30,699 who had just escaped from under the house. 408 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:34,638 Why don't you turn me in so you can get the reward so you can take care of the family? 409 00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:36,806 Why would you do that for me? 410 00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:38,292 Because we're brothers. 411 00:19:40,244 --> 00:19:44,231 Later, while George, Sr. was shaving his unconscious brother's head, 412 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,633 he wondered whether there really was a reward, and if there was a way he could get it. 413 00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:53,826 But there was no time, and getting even with his brother was reward enough. 414 00:19:55,833 --> 00:20:00,010 So it was Oscar who was going to be spending a little time alone in prison. 415 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:03,855 I guess Dad finally came through for us, huh? He actually made a sacrifice. 416 00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:05,918 Although, who knows what he's up to, you know? 417 00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:07,930 We should probably just stay away from him for a little while. 418 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:09,750 Let him have a little time alone in prison. 419 00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:11,747 He is right about one thing, though. 420 00:20:11,858 --> 00:20:14,880 We're brothers who shouldn't be fighting. We cannot afford to lose each other, okay? 421 00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,188 I can't. I already lost a brother today. 422 00:20:17,456 --> 00:20:18,335 Franklin? 423 00:20:18,473 --> 00:20:21,454 Well, I didn't lose him, but he's all puckered and white. 424 00:20:21,546 --> 00:20:23,645 On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now. 425 00:20:23,962 --> 00:20:26,502 That's the exact kind of joke he would have loved! 426 00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:27,689 Oh, man! 427 00:20:30,154 --> 00:20:32,293 You know it's true 428 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,158 - Everything I do - Please, don't do this. 429 00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:39,179 I do it for you! 430 00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:47,175 I burned them on a, uh, a cornroller. 431 00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:51,851 Oscar, robbed of his fingerprints, has difficulty proving his identity. 432 00:20:51,974 --> 00:20:53,730 My hair's gonna grow back, you'll see. 433 00:20:53,823 --> 00:20:58,912 Tobias and Kitty go to Vegas, only to find that his dream job has been filled. 434 00:20:59,004 --> 00:21:00,724 Found someone already? Just came out of nowhere, this guy. 435 00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:03,273 And the great thing is, he's never out of character. 436 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:08,558 And George Sr. turns out to be right about the effects of stress. 437 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:11,614 What the hell's happening to me? Why won't it grow back?