1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:05,401 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,843 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:22,914 Michael Bluth began his day with something he'd never seen before. 6 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,184 I'm hearing good things about the Bluth Company. 7 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,725 Good news about his family's housing business. 8 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:30,125 Old man Bluth's in jail. I think his son is running the company. 9 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,460 Doesn't seem like a total moron to me. 10 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:36,899 I've had this thing as a triple sell, and I am upgrading it right here, right now. 11 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:40,404 I think this thing could even go as high as a "Don't Buy." 12 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,874 Don't buy! Huh? Mom, did you see that? 13 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:49,074 - Don't buy Bluth! - You build a house that's good, people are gonna wanna come... 14 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:54,815 This sinkhole spread a little bit more last night? 15 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:58,721 Anyway, I'm gonna go to the prison. I'm gonna tell Dad about this news. 16 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:01,919 - I thought you said we shouldn't visit him. - Visit, no. Gloat, yes. 17 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:05,054 I've worked very very hard for this. I sold the cabin property to keep us afloat. 18 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:07,827 I haven't had any time to spend with my son. 19 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:12,428 Now you can spend time with my son. I want your brother Buster to come live with you. 20 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:16,236 And it's not because he has that horrible hook for a hand now. 21 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:18,537 It's the snoring. Listen to this. 22 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,909 Buster's snoring. Wednesday night. 23 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:24,074 It's driving me cra... 24 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,152 You won't even know he's here. 25 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,516 You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober? 26 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:31,454 - Michael, it's 8:00 a.m. - So, it's not that. 27 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,753 I don't know. 28 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:37,091 Maybe it's because I went off my postpartum medication. 29 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,961 You were still taking that? You had Buster 32 years ago. 30 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:42,261 And that's how long I've been depressed about him. 31 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:47,305 Actually, I did go off it in the early '90s, but I didn't like what happened to me. 32 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:51,002 Claiming she could take it no more, the young mother released the emergency brake... 33 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,945 allowing her car to roll backwards into the nearby lake. 34 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:57,039 Good for her. 35 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,710 I must have gained three pounds. 36 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:02,788 Why did you go off them this time? 37 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:06,256 Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. 38 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:10,022 That's what this very handsome young doctor said on the Today Show. 39 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,065 That was Tom Cruise, the actor. 40 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:16,135 They said he was some kind of scientist. 41 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,363 Maybe you should get away from Buster. 42 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:22,339 - Why don't you go up to the cabin in the woods. - I thought you said we sold it. 43 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:25,240 We sold the property. I worked it out so we could relocate the cabin... 44 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:28,075 but it is gonna be up in Tahoe for another couple of days. 45 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,945 Maybe you can take a date up there. 46 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:35,510 How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? 47 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:42,394 The cabin. Yes. That would be difficult too. 48 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:48,658 Please get back on the meds, Mom. We miss the old old you. 49 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:52,534 I didn't even know that we had a cabin. 50 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:56,769 Ah !@%$. Well, for what it's worth, I've never actually been there. 51 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,776 Although he'd often been promised. 52 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,869 Hey, pal. Something's come up. 53 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:05,246 This nice young lady has lost her puppy and your dad's got to help her find him. 54 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:08,843 Oh, bad news, buddy. This young lady's dad is sick... 55 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:11,253 and I'm taking her to the hospital. 56 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:14,554 Come on. You're old enough to figure this out. I'm nailing this broad. 57 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:17,630 Pardon me if I don't burst into tears, Michael... 58 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:20,426 but at least he promised to take you. 59 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,434 He just let me blindly enjoy my childhood. 60 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,403 I didn't even know there was a cabin he wasn't taking me to. 61 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,906 Mmm. Mine's sadder. 62 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:31,101 I don't see you crying, robot! 63 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,304 You taste these tears. Taste my sad. 64 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:36,382 No. Not gonna lick your eye, okay. 65 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:39,246 Well, I will tell you this, Michael. I don't have a son. 66 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:41,252 - He does. - But if I ever do... 67 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,254 I'm either gonna take him to the cabin in the woods... 68 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,381 or I'm gonna promise to take him and then not take him. 69 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:48,426 But the one thing that I will never do... 70 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:53,090 is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him. 71 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:55,099 Gob was growing up. 72 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:58,398 Well, the cabin in the woods is gonna be stacked up next to our carport. 73 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:01,871 But maybe we should head up there tonight, huh? 74 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:05,411 One... first time. 75 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:08,139 - Taste the happy, Michael. - Oh, no. 76 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,341 - Taste it. - Tastes kind of like sad. 77 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:15,114 Michael set off to prison to tell off his father when he discovered his son. 78 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:17,416 - George Michael? - Dad, hey. 79 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:20,822 - What are you doing? - I didn't wanna miss you because you've been leaving so early lately. 80 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,690 You slept out here to see me? 81 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:26,424 Michael had never been so touched by something his son had said. 82 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:31,526 But it wasn't true. He was hiding from his cousin after an awkward incident. 83 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,874 They'd since been trying to avoid each other... 84 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:39,604 which was difficult, considering they shared a bunk bed. 85 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,648 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 86 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,278 - I'm off to the car. - I'll be in the crawl space. 87 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:52,119 - How would you like to head up to the cabin? - Can you afford to skip work? 88 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:55,786 I think the president of a "Don't Buy" company can afford to take a day off. 89 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,295 We're up from "Sell"? 90 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:00,662 - It's happening, isn't it? - It's really happening. 91 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,826 It's time for us to start creating some memories. 92 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,301 There's been enough disappointment in this family. 93 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:12,742 There's only one sleeping bag, so we're gonna have to double up. Pigs in a blanket! 94 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:16,508 Sorry, pal. Something came up. 95 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,884 It is worse to know. 96 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,386 Gob was getting life lessons all over the place. 97 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:25,685 And Michael broke a two-month silence and went to visit his father. 98 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,124 You came! Someone came! 99 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:33,255 Only to tell you that the company is back on track and it's because you're behind bars. 100 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:37,097 And now I get to do with my son what you never did with me. I'm taking him to the cabin. 101 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,433 ...scar! And every night... 102 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,531 I'm scarred too, but my son is not going to be. 103 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:46,874 And they cover it with soap, and you're supposed to thank them. 104 00:05:46,979 --> 00:05:48,947 Like they're doing you a favor! 105 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:52,575 - Anything you'd like for me to pass on to the family? - I'm your uncle! 106 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:56,621 I'm your dad's twin brother! 107 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,920 I'm Oscar! He switched on me. 108 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,187 No one believes me. 109 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:06,322 Unfortunately for Oscar, "you've got the wrong twin" was a very popular alibi. 110 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,332 You've simply got the wrong twin. 111 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,732 We're quadruplets. You've got the wrong two. 112 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,931 - We're Larry and Dave. - You want Curtis and Jeff. 113 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,907 I even started a Web site... imoscar.com. 114 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,739 I'm innocent, Michael. 115 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,940 I'm Oscar! Dot com! 116 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:26,744 Don't buy it. I'm taking my son to the cabin... 117 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:31,722 and there's nothing you can say to make me believe that you are not my father. 118 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:34,224 I understand. 119 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,989 Your child comes first. 120 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:41,232 - Oh, my God. You're Oscar. - Dot com. 121 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,676 So Michael returned to the office to try and free his uncle. 122 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:53,644 Don't buy! Don't buy! Don't buy! 123 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:56,943 When he realized how much that freedom would cost his employees. 124 00:06:57,049 --> 00:07:00,280 Don't buy! We did it, Mikey. We're super rich again. 125 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:02,911 And I'm gonna buy a car. The Volvo. 126 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:06,014 Lindsay, you're not gonna start spending money. And this is not a Vol-vo. 127 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,025 - That's from sitting on the copier. - Lindsay... 128 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:12,188 Michael, I've got nothing. My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty. 129 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:15,324 - That bleached blonde whore. - He's definitely got a type. 130 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,335 I can't believe he left me. 131 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,099 I mean, this and these and this! 132 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,606 - That's the car. - Oh. 133 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,438 - This. - Glad I didn't spring for color. 134 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,809 The only reason you want Tobias is because you can't have him. 135 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,712 And the second that you can have something, all of a sudden you don't want it. 136 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:34,150 - That's not who I am, Michael. - No? All right, maybe you're right. 137 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:38,280 - Maybe we should get you this car. - I don't know. It's so boxy. 138 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,728 - Gob. - Oh, Michael. 139 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,798 - How's Dad? - Uh, I don't know. 140 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:50,130 It's Oscar who's in prison. If I let him out, people will know Dad is free... 141 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:53,034 and those people out there will end up paying for it. 142 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:57,269 Dad hasn't, uh, tried to contact you, has he? 143 00:07:57,376 --> 00:08:01,312 Like I'd ever hear from that son of a bitch. 144 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:04,349 Earlier that day, Gob received a letter from a group... 145 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:09,387 that reunited abandoned sons with their fathers, called SAD. 146 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:13,255 Father-son reunion? But Dad's still in prison. 147 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:15,259 But now the letter made sense. 148 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:19,422 - That son of a bitch. - Law offices of Barry Zuckerkorn. 149 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:22,558 - Hi, it's Michael Bluth for Barry. - Barry went to Reno to see your father. 150 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:26,160 - Reno? He said he's been visiting my father in prison. - Yeah. 151 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,764 Barry says a lot of things he doesn't mean. 152 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,401 Well, I guess I'm going to Reno to look for Dad. 153 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,913 Good luck, favorite son. 154 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,041 So once again, Michael went after the father... 155 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:41,210 who'd once again abandoned him, only to find... 156 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,847 he was about to do the same thing to his own son. 157 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:47,016 It's not happening, is it? 158 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:48,855 Something came up. 159 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:57,433 Michael had just told his son they wouldn't be going to the cabin. 160 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,529 But the cabin's in Lake Tahoe. That's right near Reno, and we could... 161 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,609 But this is gonna be like an adult trip. Aunt Lindsay will be here. 162 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,735 Hi. Hey, why don't you pop a tent in front with your cousin Maeby? 163 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:10,247 - What? No! - I'm not really the outdoorsy type. 164 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:15,218 Well, then this is a good chance for you to rub off on her. 165 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,382 As Michael set out to find his father... 166 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,426 Gob thought he was doing the same. 167 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:24,894 There's my guy! 168 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:27,932 Hey, buddy, come on. 169 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:31,632 Gettin' 'em to track down your dad too? 170 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:34,968 - My dad actually had them track me down. - Oh. 171 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:39,977 But... it does look like he's not gonna show. 172 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,515 Kind of feel like that kid who found the severed hand. 173 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:47,746 Hey, Dad, look what I found. 174 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:51,550 Anything for his father's approval. 175 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:55,115 - Heartbreaking. - You look familiar. 176 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:58,094 I think that's because we actually kind of look alike. 177 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,665 Remember when I said Gob had a son? 178 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,098 - I'm Gob. - I wasn't just saying that. 179 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:06,501 In high school, Gob became intimate with these girls. 180 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:10,133 These girls got pregnant. This one had a baby. 181 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:12,543 And that baby would grow up to be... 182 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,845 Steve Holt. 183 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:18,144 All I ever wanted was to spend a little time with my dad. 184 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,344 Maybe go camping. But I guess that will never happen. 185 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,218 I know this is gonna sound kind of crazy... 186 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:27,121 but my family has a cabin in the woods for one more night. 187 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,195 Maybe we could go up to Reno, get the keys and go camping. 188 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:34,164 You know, sort of... a son-and-son thing. 189 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,757 If Steve had had a father, he would've warned him... 190 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:39,997 not to go into the woods with strange men, but he didn't. 191 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:43,041 - Sure! Let's go! - Okay. Great. 192 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,042 - This is me right here. - Okay. 193 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,736 - Yeah, baby! - Emo! 194 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,474 Michael, meanwhile, arrived in Reno... 195 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,710 a city competing with Las Vegas's successful... 196 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:56,049 "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas" campaign... 197 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,350 and set about searching for Barry Zuckerkorn. 198 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:03,053 I'm looking for a man who's probably in the seedy underbelly of Reno. 199 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:08,725 Oh, the Christian League had the Seedy Underbelly shut down. Now it's a Swallows. 200 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,826 Swallows was a family-style restaurant by day... 201 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:15,100 and an anything-goes, pansexual bazaar by night. 202 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:18,643 Can I interest you in a smoothie or an amyl... Michael! 203 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:23,044 Tobias, I thought that you were in Vegas with Kitty and the Blue Man Group? 204 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,811 No, as it turns out, the part that I'd... 205 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:28,580 destroyed my life to get had already been cast. 206 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:33,625 The role was filled by George Sr., who used it to hide in plain sight. 207 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,717 That is until he choked on a marshmallow... 208 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,922 and almost died when no one noticed he turned blue. 209 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:43,434 So, Kitty suggested we come up here to try out in Reno, and... 210 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,595 Uh, I'll be honest, Michael... 211 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:50,267 leaving Lindsay was the biggest little mistake I've ever made. 212 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,436 I can't seem to call her though. Damn this pride of mine! 213 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,379 Tuna melt's up, and you need to flip the cushions in the grind room. 214 00:11:56,482 --> 00:12:00,919 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Great. Now I'm gonna be smelling to high heaven like a tuna melt. 215 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:04,979 What would you say if I told you that Lindsay might be willing to get back together with you? 216 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,389 Oh, uh, I'll call her right now. 217 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:11,554 Why don't you let me handle it? You know Lindsay. She only wants what she can't have. 218 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:15,691 - What would you do about Kitty? - I can't lie to you, Michael. 219 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,326 Kitty left me two days ago. 220 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,668 There's a blue handprint on the back of your head, Kitty. Are you seeing someone else? 221 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:25,574 Face it, Tobias. It's over! 222 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,272 - Say good-bye to these! - Those are blue too! 223 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,245 There were blue handprints on them? 224 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,079 Yes. And I swear to you, they weren't... 225 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,676 Yours. No, I know. It all points to Dad. 226 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,848 Dad's in Reno, Kitty's in Reno. Dad's in Kitty, and he must be a Blue Man. 227 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:42,894 - I'm gonna go check out the theater. - Okay, I'll meet you there. 228 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:46,624 I just have to break down the salad bar and set up the leather pony. 229 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:50,293 - What's a leather pony? - I don't know. We don't have that at lunch. 230 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:54,532 So Michael called Lindsay to say he'd found her husband. 231 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,041 - All right, I'm on my way. - No, no. I'll just bring him back with me. 232 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:02,046 - He wants to come home? - I mean, against his will. 233 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,673 Knock him out if you have to. He's my husband! 234 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,344 Just watch the kids like you promised, okay? 235 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,944 - I'm not... - Neither am I! 236 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,955 Hold it. 237 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:15,857 And the kids found themselves closer than ever on the bumpy road to Reno. 238 00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:17,986 Hello? 239 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:22,500 Lindsay, hey, hi. Michael said not to call you, but I missed you so much. 240 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,501 You miss me? 241 00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,037 - What are you doing? - Nothing. What are you doing? 242 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:31,007 I was driving out there, but this is crazy. We have to be realistic. 243 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,078 But the thing is, I can't leave Kitty. 244 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,239 What, with all the sexual intercourse and whatnot. 245 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,543 - You bastard! - What are you doing? 246 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,085 - Nothing! - I will be backstage... 247 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,314 after the Blue Man show whether Kitty likes it or not. 248 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,322 Sounds good. One quick question. 249 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:50,225 What if Kitty's not there and I'm less of a Blue Man and more of a cocktail waitress? 250 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,820 - She's turning again. - Hang up! 251 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,422 I'll see you there. Thank you. Bye. 252 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:57,331 Michael was already at the theater looking for George Sr... 253 00:13:57,436 --> 00:14:00,166 when he ran into Barry doing the same thing. 254 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:03,833 - Hey! Barry. - Hi, Mikey. So, how much do you know? 255 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:07,037 I know that Oscar is in prison, and that my father is a Blue Man... 256 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:10,377 - and that you are clearly in cahoots with him. - Ooh, a lot. 257 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,382 - Where is he? - I don't know. 258 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:14,577 I was gonna meet him here, but he must've seen you and run off. 259 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:18,680 I was gonna give him this... $250,000 and a passport. 260 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:22,192 - Just a passport. - Well, I was up for so long. 261 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:26,094 - Barry, you're fired. - What? 262 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,462 - Yeah. - Just like that? 263 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,762 No warning? You're my only client. 264 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,361 What am I supposed to do now, turn tricks on the street? 265 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,463 How much do you think I can get for that, by the way? 266 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:38,202 - I've got to let Oscar out of prison. - What about making out? 267 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,939 Fifty dollars, or is that just LA? Am I just... 268 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,553 Soon, Lindsay arrived at the hotel... 269 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:52,055 and the kids finally faced facts. 270 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:56,150 Look, it was just a half kiss. Maybe that's the reason why we're acting weird. 271 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,322 It was because we didn't finish the kiss? Is that what you w... 272 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,229 Yeah. Do you think we should just finish the kiss? Get it out of the way. 273 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,598 Let's get it out of the way. 274 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,764 Hey, kids, bring the bags. We're sharing a room. 275 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,968 - Let's meet back here tomorrow morning, okay? - Yeah. 276 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,569 - Go. - Are you... Yeah, I'm gonna... 277 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:19,981 I'm gonna stay out here and watch that famous Reno sunset. 278 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:24,251 Isn't it behind you? 279 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,951 There's... Yeah, but there's mirrors. It'll actually look closer. 280 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,119 While George Michael waited for the sunset... 281 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,322 another set of sons arrived. 282 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:36,629 Michael said he'd meet me here. I'll get the keys to the cabin, son. 283 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:41,604 I'll go buy some fishing stuff, son. 284 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,267 - So, where did you get this kid? - I guess I can tell you now. 285 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:47,868 We were both waiting for our dads at that garden where the little boy found the arm. 286 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:52,610 Kid's amazing, though. It's almost like... I wish he could be my dad. 287 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:56,085 Okay, um, your dad's not trying to find you, your son is. 288 00:15:56,188 --> 00:16:00,056 That kid's your son. You're the dad, hmm? 289 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,627 I've made a huge tiny mistake. 290 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:11,396 Gob. You can't just leave your son in the middle of a parking lot in Reno. 291 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:15,200 And that's when Michael saw his own son in a parking lot in Reno. 292 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,834 He drove all the way up here to be with me. Wow. 293 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,640 Well, I guess I'm, uh... I'm no better than... 294 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,984 No, I'm better. 295 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,214 They were an hour out of Reno when George Michael woke up. 296 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,257 You were out like a light, pal. Our dreams are about to come true. 297 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,259 - Maeby? - Definitely! 298 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,829 We are going camping. It's finally happening. 299 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,099 It's never happening. 300 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,302 Michael had just surprised his sleeping son by taking him camping. 301 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,807 I put this off too long, and it's too important. 302 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:53,844 Your Uncle Oscar can stay in prison one more day, right? 303 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,744 Not according to that day's blog on imoscar.com. 304 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,841 This here is way more important than me trying to find my father. 305 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,853 Although, I was very close. I almost had Pop-Pop in Reno. 306 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,549 Me too. 307 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:09,252 As Michael was forcibly taking his son out to the cabin... 308 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:14,196 Lucille was ready to forcibly throw hers out. 309 00:17:23,975 --> 00:17:26,467 Well, that was a freebie. 310 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:30,309 Lucille didn't trust herself to be in the house when Buster returned. 311 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,943 So, she headed off to the cabin Michael said would be unoccupied. 312 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,216 Tobias, meanwhile, was looking for a way to make his wife jealous... 313 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:41,884 by convincing her that he was not only a Blue Man, but still with Kitty... 314 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:46,090 when he came across a makeup woman who, coincidentally, looked a great deal like Kitty. 315 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:51,659 If this tableau I re-create, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. 316 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,068 Gee, why wouldn't she want him back? 317 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:58,132 And Michael and his son arrived at the cabin in the woods. 318 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,678 Looks like they have trucked off the bedrooms. 319 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:06,649 Maybe we'll just set up some sleeping bags right here in the living room, huh? 320 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,744 Lucille, meanwhile, heard a familiar sound. 321 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,348 - Oh, come on! - Mother? 322 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,258 What the hell are you doing back there? 323 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:20,991 I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn't bother you... 324 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,036 and I left that recording of my snoring so you wouldn't know I'm gone. 325 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:29,198 We're halfway to the cabin. I'm gonna drop you by this light. 326 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:34,211 Or I could come with you. That might be the exact shot in the arm our relationship needs. 327 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:38,647 Well, at least I'll have someone to talk to on the way up. 328 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:51,459 This is fun, isn't it? This is just like when we used to live up in the attic. 329 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,531 Yeah. 330 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:57,160 Or... Or we could go back to Reno. 331 00:18:57,269 --> 00:19:00,238 Go back to Reno? You don't wanna be here? 332 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:04,332 You've been sleeping in the stair car just so we can spend time together. 333 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,343 That's not totally true though. 334 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:09,505 - I'm just in the middle of a problem right now. - Oh, yeah? 335 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,209 - Well, let's talk about it. - I can't talk about it with you. 336 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,582 - Why not? - It's about a girl, and you're not gonna like this. 337 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,484 - Is it about Ann? - No. 338 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,989 Oh. Of course I don't like it. 339 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:25,189 - I like Ann. - No, it's just... 340 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,197 It's a problem without an answer. 341 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,199 Well, every problem has an answer. 342 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:33,260 You're probably just confused because you're going through all of this alone. 343 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:36,603 And that's exactly why we need to spend this time together. 344 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,506 - Yeah, I guess so. - I know so. 345 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,375 So here's the plan. Tomorrow morning we're gonna get up early. 346 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,814 Before we tell the cops that Pop-Pop escaped from prison... 347 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,615 we're gonna go down to the lake, discuss your girl problem, and it's gonna be fun. 348 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,485 Especially the part about the cops. All right? 349 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,890 Whatever your problem is with the girl, we're gonna figure it out. 350 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,224 That's what this place is for. 351 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,457 That, and cheating on Gangy. 352 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,263 - I'm really glad you brought me here, Dad. - Yeah, we needed this. 353 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,964 And this time, I'm not gonna let the family drag me away. 354 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:12,669 The next morning, Michael rose early to spend the day with his son... 355 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:16,305 only to find himself, once again, dragged away by his family. 356 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:20,974 Dad! What the hell are you doing? 357 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:25,318 Sorry. I can't let you let Oscar out of prison or they'll come for me. 358 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,052 Hey, how do you like the cabin? 359 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,264 On the next Arrested Development. 360 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,428 Lucille arrives at the cabin. 361 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,302 !@%$ me, there's no cabin. 362 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,672 - Mother? - Oh, my God! 363 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:51,613 You still doing breakfast burritos? 364 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,914 - Maeby finds someone to help her forget her cousin. - Being stood up. 365 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,750 - Yeah, me too. - Her cousin. 366 00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,416 - Wanna make out? - Yeah, sure. Why not? 367 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,857 And Lindsay catches up with Tobias. 368 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,122 Get your hands off my husband, Kitty. 369 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:09,129 Did someone say "husband"? 370 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,135 I want a divorce. 371 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:15,502 And I would be thrilled to represent either one of you. 372 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,871 That'll be $50.