1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:05,401 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,843 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,853 Michael had snuck out of work to see a British film... 6 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:25,516 with his British girlfriend, Rita. 7 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,650 I hate it when they hire Yanks to play Brits. 8 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,353 You can always tell. 9 00:00:29,462 --> 00:00:31,862 When they came upon a toy store. 10 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:34,957 We should get George Michael one of these. 11 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,968 Oh, no, that-that-that's not really him. 12 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,766 Besides, I already got him his big present for his birthday. 13 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,534 A suit! Dad, it's a Jack Welch. 14 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:44,940 I want you to look under the pants. 15 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,037 Quicken! Premier. Dad, I hope you kept the receipt. 16 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:50,412 - You wanna return that? - No, I wanna deduct it. 17 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,812 Come on, let's get him the train. 18 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,889 It's... Really, he would only like it for the receipt. 19 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,981 And this is crazy. I-I really... 20 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,992 I can't be seeing movies in the afternoon, then going to toy stores. 21 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,994 I have to work. I'm not even supposed to be here. 22 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:06,293 Michael couldn't tear himself away. 23 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:09,493 - Could you? - I can't promise it'll be fun. 25 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,233 Okay, that's, uh, that wa... that was fun. 26 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:21,541 Still, the land probably shouldn't have given out beneath us. 27 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,582 But we got a mole problem. 28 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,583 A mole problem? 29 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:27,585 Yeah, they've undermined this whole hill. 30 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,814 We won't be able to build on it for a few months. But it's my fault. 31 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,017 This is exactly why I should have been coming to work. The Japanese backers... 32 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,356 if they find out about this... that we haven't started building... 33 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:38,659 - they might not come through with their investments. - I won't tattle. 34 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,928 I really fancy you. 35 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,026 I fancy you too. 36 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:48,096 Michael was falling for Rita. 37 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:51,803 - Whee! - And Rita was falling for Michael too. 38 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:55,176 But that wasn't part of the plan. 39 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,715 Rita, you've dirt on your face. 40 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:02,015 - It's from school. - I called the school, and you weren't there. 41 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,113 You know, we're here to learn things, not fall in love. 42 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:08,820 So what if I have? I've got feelings, all right? 43 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:12,125 I'm a woman too! Not some robot you get to tell everything to. 44 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:15,633 I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it all! 45 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:18,363 Your instructions and your letters! 46 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:21,998 And your little missions. And your stupid assignments. 47 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:25,407 "You do the math, Rita." Well, no, you do the math. 48 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,707 - Oh, God. - Do you remember this? 49 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,806 And the pledge that you made when you were promised it? 50 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:34,148 - I said I'd do anything for it. - I want him out of the picture. 51 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,688 - Can you do that? - I'm a big girl. 53 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:46,021 And Michael returned home as well. 54 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,828 - Hey, what happened to you? - Oh, I got highlights. 55 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:53,133 - It'll blend in about a week. - Here. Yeah, I actually meant the collapse. 56 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:57,335 It probably has something to do with the 4,000 hair plugs I had in one sitting. 57 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:59,502 Well, maybe you oughta see a doctor. 58 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,638 Yeah, but he's too busy going to the gym to see his friend Frank. 59 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,718 Oh, we're more than friends. I'm kind of his spotter. 60 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:11,017 Missed a spot. Anyway, we should be looking at some big yen coming in from the Japanese. 61 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:14,423 And when it does, I'm taking my gym buddy out to dinner. 62 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,461 I barely even know you. 63 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:19,896 - Who's Frank? - I've been wanting to talk to you about that... 64 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:23,196 - but it's a little awkward. - Oh, well. 65 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,635 I've been wanting to have my own awkward talk as well. 66 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:29,265 I think we can be more than just gym buddies. 67 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:35,007 - You're blowing my mind, Frank. - I'm an agent, and I'd like to work with you. 68 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,309 Oh. Oh! 69 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,612 Well, that is great news. Okay, good. 70 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,244 I'm so glad you went first. Uh, uh what agency are you with? 71 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:48,157 Frank said CIA, a government agency that was responsible for this catastrophe. 72 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:53,893 But Tobias thought he said CAA, a talent agency that was responsible for this one. 73 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,128 Frank's in the business, Michael. He's got a big project for me. 74 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:01,264 Says it's "top secret." He kind of looks like you. Same size. 75 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:04,775 - Same curly hair. - Tobias, maybe you should spend less time... 76 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:08,005 focused on your looks, and more time focused on your daughter, okay? 77 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,378 Her grades are terrible. She's gonna start getting F's. 78 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,474 Actually, she'd already gotten one... 79 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:18,114 as the movie she'd released in her secret life as a studio executive was losing money. 80 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,658 But Maeby had a way to fix that. 81 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,092 - We turn it into a ride. - A ride. 82 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:26,427 On the studio tour. What used to be the Hell Tunnel... 83 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:30,628 now becomes the Tunnel of Love, Indubitably. 84 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:34,138 - But didn't some people die in Hell Tunnel? - That is an urban legend. 85 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,674 Two elderly people got badly scalded... 86 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:41,213 when they tried to climb into the lava cauldron, but I've got that covered. 87 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,282 Just like the poster! 88 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:47,114 Grades like those, she's gonna be taking tickets at a movie theater the rest of her life. 89 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,383 You know what, you're one to talk. You've completely ignored this family... 90 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,458 since that British bird flew into your life. 91 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:56,927 No, I haven't. Well, maybe a little. But, you know, she's amazing. 92 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,964 - You know, she was in the Olympics? - She wasn't. 93 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,965 She's that Rita Leeds? 94 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,967 - Wasn't she on the cover of Newsweek? - No. 95 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:06,470 - Yes. - Michael was thinking of this man. 96 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:09,973 She even plays the banjo. Although, I do have to spend more time at work. 97 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,237 I was at the property the Japanese funded today. 98 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:14,643 The whole backside has moles. 99 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:17,841 That's Frank's problem too. 100 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:22,387 Later that day, Michael went into the office to find the rest of his family. 101 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:25,389 Well, look who's finally gracing us with his presence. 102 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:28,153 - What's the surrogate doing here? - We're meeting with the lawyers. 103 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,525 So I've hired this guy to be my eyes and ears. 104 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:33,758 - You know, Dad, this guy costs us a fortune. - He's worth every penny. 105 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:36,494 - Hey, I didn't say that. - Oh, Michael. 106 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:38,194 - Mr. Loblaw. - I'll catch you up. 107 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,238 - The Japanese are coming. - They are? 108 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,865 Somebody tipped them off that the property wasn't ready for building. 109 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:47,002 Which it would have been if Michael hadn't been so busy with his English muffin. 110 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,910 - Typical. - Delicious. 111 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,245 - I need a drink. - I'll take an English muffin. 112 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,115 We'll have to be honest with these Japanese investors. 113 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:57,246 They, uh, come from a culture that values honor and respect. 114 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,351 And Godzilla! 115 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,123 - Godzirra! - Just sit down. 116 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,596 - Okay, guys. - Godzirra! 118 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,764 This needs to stop now! 119 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,930 Okay, this is exactly what we shouldn't do when they show up. 120 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,031 Mom! That's enough. 121 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,610 - What? We're out of vodka. - Sorry. 122 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,202 I thought you were doing Godzilla. 123 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,908 - Mom, that's enough. - What? I'm laughing. 124 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:25,381 - Oh. - Hey, maybe that's it. 125 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:28,283 Maybe we should do to the Japanese what they do in their movies. 126 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,549 Build a miniature city. Put it outside their window. 127 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:35,389 Tell them it's far away. It'll look real if you squint. God knows they're squinters. 128 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:39,727 What do you think, Dad? A whole..."Tiny Town." 129 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:43,233 - Another brilliant idea, Einstein. - Really? 130 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:48,672 - You like to build it with me? - Larry really never knows how to sell the sarcasm. 131 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:52,802 - It's a stupid idea. - Uh. I'll build it with you, Gob. 132 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,313 Oh, great. That's another brilliant idea, Steinberg. 133 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,510 I agree with Michael. If you take money from these people under false pretenses... 134 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,519 you'll be committing fraud. 135 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,646 The government's already watching your father closely. 136 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,987 They're going through his mail. They want to put your father in prison for good. 137 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,584 Yeah, Bob's right. We've got to start thinking practically. 138 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:13,062 Life is not some cheesy Japanese movie... 139 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,259 where the hero pulls on a pair of jet pants and... 140 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,632 flies off the balcony like Astroboy. 141 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:23,039 And that's when George Sr. Did a Web search for the words, "Jet pants." 142 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:26,441 - Even better. - The bigger problem is, who alerted the Japanese? 143 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:29,276 I think you might have a spy. This room, or someone in it... 144 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,441 might even be wired with a listening device. 145 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,389 You need to find that leak and plug it. 146 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,890 Your father said that he was set up by a British syndicate. 147 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,960 Maybe you should look for somebody English. 148 00:07:44,061 --> 00:07:45,497 What? 149 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:48,692 I think Michael's already plugged our leak. 150 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,634 - What is that supposed to mean? - You've been spending a lot of time with Rita. 151 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:54,706 - And she's "Britishish." - She's a spy. 152 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:58,607 - I haven't told Rita anything. - This was not strictly true. 153 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:01,077 Let's start with my family's misdemeanors... 154 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,648 and then push right on through to the lighter treasons. 155 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:06,718 The Japanese backers... if they find out that we haven't started building... 156 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,980 they might not come through with their investments. 157 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:13,081 Then he siphoned off the entire pension fund into a dummy corporation... 158 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:16,218 filed for bankruptcy, and used... Do you know any other songs? 159 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,389 - She's a spy! - Rita is not a spy, okay? 160 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,558 She's a beautiful, elegant woman. It doesn't make any sense. 161 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,500 - What doesn't make any sense is why she's dating you. - No, that's a good point. 162 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:28,540 Actually, my sources tell me that the leak goes by the name "Mr. F." 163 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:31,201 Ah, Mister F. Rita's not a man. 164 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,074 - As far as you know. - And it could be an alias. 165 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:37,616 - Alias is a show about a spy! - All right, that's it! 166 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:40,743 I finally find someone that I really care about, my family tries to drive us apart. 167 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,845 It's not gonna work. So you know what? I got a switch for you. 168 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:48,188 You guys handle this problem. I am gonna go have some fun. 169 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:51,695 Unbelievable. Deserting the family when we most need him. 170 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,425 - Shameful. - Gob, I'm sending you a package. 171 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,025 You'll know what to do with it. 172 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:59,627 Michael was upset, and he called Rita. 173 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:03,539 - Hello? - Hey, I've been thinking. 174 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:07,670 I'm going to start working less, and I do want to start having more fun. 175 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,975 So, I'd like to take you out tomorrow. 176 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,448 All day, anywhere you want. What do you say? 177 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,044 Hell Tunnel takes another name. Will it take another life? 178 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:19,056 Oh, I say yes. 179 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,649 Only, I'm going to take you out. 181 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,025 The next morning, Michael was heading out for his day with Rita. 182 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,104 - George Michael. - Hey, I love my present, Dad. 183 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:35,139 - I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge, right? - Yeah. 184 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,675 - That's when they... - Enough business. In fact, I got you another present. 185 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,405 It's something I saw yesterday when I was out with Rita. 186 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,845 - It's time for us to start having some fun. - I don't know. 187 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,144 "Fun" and "Failure" both start out the same way. 188 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,519 Let's just go ahead and rip this down, huh? 189 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,421 And Larry, the surrogate... 190 00:09:56,529 --> 00:10:00,863 showed up to pick up the jet pack that George Sr. Had sent to the model home. 191 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,629 What is that, a train set? Look down, Larry. 192 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:07,297 - No, not down at your feet. - Left. 193 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:10,432 - My left, your right. - What is the matter with this guy? 194 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,273 - And, let me guess, he's probably... - saying all that too. 195 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:17,975 It is a train set! Those Japanese sites. 196 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:21,310 - I'm never gonna find my way... - past that hallway sensor. 198 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:25,516 Dad, what are you doing here? Is this the package you sent me? 199 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:31,289 Tiny Town. This is for Tiny Town, isn't it? 200 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,957 You did like my idea, didn't you, Dad? 201 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,057 I think he's in the can. 202 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:38,568 Actually, George Sr. was in the kitchen... 203 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:42,232 trying to soothe himself with an ice cream sandwich. 204 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:49,648 And that's when he discovered a way to possibly slip by the sensors. 205 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:53,014 If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. 207 00:10:57,189 --> 00:11:00,090 - Uh-oh. - Dad? 208 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:05,658 - Oh, cool, a train set. - Oh, I've always wanted one of those. 209 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,064 Maybe we could build our Tiny Town together. 210 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,363 Do you want to, Dad? 211 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,938 Buster had always wanted to do the same with Gob. 212 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,373 Goody! Yeah. I do want to. 213 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:19,910 Yea. I do want to. Goody. 214 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,948 Gob was thrilled, as was Buster. 215 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:28,612 Only Larry was disappointed. But he was such a pro you'd never know it. 216 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:33,749 And back at the gym, Tobias was finding out more about the project the agent had suggested. 217 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,851 Come on! What are you gonna tell me? What've you got for me? 218 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:40,363 The Japanese investors you told us about are going over to your place today. 219 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,594 I need you there when they are. We need you to be a mole. 220 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:47,002 Oh. Kind of a backer's audition. 221 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,404 Okay, I get it. All right. Well then, Frank... 222 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:53,911 I shall be a bigger, hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh. 224 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:58,973 And later, Michael and Rita were on the Tantamount Studios tour. 225 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:02,054 The thing she doesn't understand about bovine spongiform encephalitis is... 226 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,588 Hold! Hold! The tram. Let's get out of here, folks! Make some room! 227 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,557 - Make some room! - Look! It's Malcolm in the Middle! 228 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,288 In the middle of shooting, I guess. 229 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:14,560 Oh, that's okay. It's more important to show how we make the show than actually make it. 230 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,069 !@%$# Tantamount. 231 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,434 - Hello? - They dropped off the package you sent... 232 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,439 but I don't think I'm old enough for it. 233 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:26,409 Of course you are. I want you to have a little fun. You're not gonna break anything. 234 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,948 But of course, Michael thought he was talking about the train set. 235 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:34,645 Not the extremely dangerous jet pack the boy had just found at the front door. 236 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,086 - Well, what if I crash it? - That's half the fun. 237 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:43,955 And soon the tour arrived at the Tunnel of Love, Indubitably. 238 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:47,294 So take the hand of someone you love... 239 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:50,596 as we enter the Tunnel of Love, Indubitably. 240 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,933 ...nnel of Hell. 241 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:57,304 But Michael was happy to hold the hand of someone he did love. 242 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,775 And then, he noticed her bracelet. 243 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:11,547 Michael had just noticed that Rita was wearing a suspicious bracelet. 244 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:15,058 - What does your bracelet say? - Nothing. 245 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,892 Oh, look. Look, there they are on the bicycle made for two. 246 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,694 It says Mr. F, doesn't it? Who is he? 247 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,133 Nobody. I can't tell you! 248 00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:27,228 Oh, God. He followed us. 249 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,967 - But why? - Wait a minute. You know that man? 250 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,805 It's not what you think it is. It's my uncle. 251 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,311 Is that Mr. F? What does he want? 252 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,313 He wants you out of the picture. 253 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,645 - Bloody right I do. - H-Hey! 254 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:42,847 - Oh! - You lied to me, Rita! 255 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,480 You made me turn against my family. But it's over now. 256 00:13:48,191 --> 00:13:50,223 Oh! Me !@%s are wet. 258 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:55,399 And Maeby received a call about the latest lava cauldron accident. 259 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,662 Already? It's only been an hour. 260 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:01,001 I'm gonna lose this job. Maybe I should let Mort take me out to dinner. 261 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,870 - Maeby? - Okay, I'm definitely gonna lose this job. 262 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,342 - I can explain. - Rita set me up. She set us all up. 263 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,676 This beautiful, funny, brilliant woman was a spy. Everybody was right. 264 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:12,410 It was too good to be true. And I... am turning her in. 265 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,386 Let me tell you something else. I would not want to be the next woman who tries to fool me. 266 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,185 Well, that was a freebie. 267 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:24,922 George Michael, meanwhile, was trying to solve a mystery of his own. 268 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,930 The jet pack... 269 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:32,368 had come with an instructional DVD that seemed to confuse more than clarify. 270 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:36,931 What was clear was that the gift was extremely dangerous. 272 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:49,017 And it did seem like a lot of work... 273 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,954 for a little payoff. 274 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,752 - Have fun! - Have fun. 275 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:57,590 Meanwhile, Gob was bonding with the man he thought his father was controlling. 276 00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:01,632 - Almost done with the water tower. - Neat-o. 277 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:06,228 His real father, however, had gotten lost within the walls. 278 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,238 Where the hell am I? 279 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,776 He was actually somewhere between the linen closet and the guest room. 280 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:14,072 I'm really glad that we're doing this together. 281 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:18,639 - I've never felt so close to you. - Oh! I feel the same way. 282 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,187 - He's crying now. - Oh, God, look at us. 283 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,018 We're like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. 284 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:33,192 Right outside the house, Tobias was working with the man he thought was a talent agent. 285 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,132 - You ready? - Oh, yes. I'm gonna be a great mole. 286 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,170 Check, two, three. "Let Lilly lick Lionel's lusty leathers. 287 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,432 - Let Lilly lick Lionel's"... - The levels are fine. 288 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,269 - All right. - Remember, no one can know it's you. 289 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:47,141 - We need to capture George Sr. - Capture George Sr.? 290 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,613 - What... Is that what you hired me to do? - You didn't realize that? 291 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:55,210 No. But it does make perfect sense. I have played him before. 292 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:59,951 He had, in the poorly narrated reality series, Scandalmakers. 293 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,959 It's gonna be tough to work that into the character... 294 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,029 and it's going to fight the costume I rented... 295 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,895 but I didn't take six weeks of improv classes at the Groundlings for nothing. 296 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:12,300 Michael was on the phone to Bob Loblaw. 297 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,338 I don't even think she's here legally, all right? 298 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,466 She's taken advantage of me. I-I want you to take care of this. 299 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,976 Call the CIA, do whatever you have to do. 300 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:23,139 Fine, but you take care of your family. I think they're going ahead with this hoax. 301 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:26,513 And if money changes hands, you're all going to jail. 302 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:30,645 Well, unfortunately the roads are out, so we can't take you up there to see it in person... 303 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:33,725 but if you stand absolutely still right there... 304 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,387 and just squint in-into the light, and behold, Sudden Hill! 305 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,158 Gob! Don't! 306 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:44,167 It actually looked pretty good. Even the financiers thought so. 307 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:48,399 Ishiro said, "I am reassured. And they treat us with respect this time. " 308 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:53,069 Motoyoshi said, "I thought the woman was pretending as a monster... 309 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,009 but she was just out of vodka. " 310 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:58,675 Let's go ahead and close the curtains, and not accept any money while we're ahead. 311 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:03,153 So, as you can see, any rumor of a mole problem is completely untrue. 312 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:07,715 But, unfortunately, this was just as Tobias appeared in his rented mole outfit. 313 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,522 - I'm a mole! - Not the village! 314 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,427 Families can come... Ow! Ow! 315 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:17,866 - I'm very particular about building codes. - The water tower. 316 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:21,201 And this water tower does not pass muster. 317 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,864 - Lucille! - Who can save our village? 318 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,376 - Michael! - As it turned out, it was George Michael... 319 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:29,379 who had finally gotten his grandfather's jet pack to work. 321 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:36,045 Hard to breathe in this thing. It's really hot. I'm sweating all over myself. 322 00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,623 I can't stop this thing! 323 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:42,956 - You're blowing my audition! - I ache with embarrassment. 324 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,563 The Japanese were never to be heard from again. 325 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,158 Okay, what's going on here? 326 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:55,229 Okay, that's no surprise. George Michael? 327 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,740 Dad, I-I'm sorry. I can't fly it very well, all right? 328 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,743 I think I would rather have the Welch. 329 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:03,679 I didn't buy you that. I bought you the train set, which you guys just destroyed. 330 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:06,012 Did you keep the receipt? 331 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:10,054 - What is that? - It's feedback. Is someone else wired? 332 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:13,147 Oh, that's me. My friend Frank wired me. 333 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,783 - He wanted me to be a mole. - Our cover's blown. 334 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:19,421 Let's get out of here. 335 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,692 Good-bye, Tobias. 336 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,928 He wanted you to be a mole? 337 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,335 Oh, my God. Tobias Fünke. 338 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,773 You're Mr. F. Which means that man was Rita's uncle. What have I done? 339 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,778 - I have to get this suit back. - They destroyed our town. 340 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,781 - But they can't take away our memories. - Oh! I've had... 341 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:41,785 - the time of my life. - I think he's being sarcastic, Gob. 342 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:45,345 No, I'm not, Mother. I mean lover. 343 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,982 - I like making love to Mother. - I mean lover! 344 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,221 - Oh, my God. Buster, is that you? - Yes. 345 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,629 Gob, it's just I wanted to spend some time with you. 346 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,793 That's all. And you enjoyed it. You can't deny that. 347 00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,895 I guess you're right. 348 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,837 Maybe we should spend more time together. 349 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:06,707 - Oh, I'd really like that. - It's weird. 350 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,146 It took some idiot parrot man with a camera in his hat to bring us together. 351 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,652 But even a pro like Larry has a breaking point. 352 00:19:17,854 --> 00:19:19,451 Rita. 353 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,994 - What do you want? I have to pack. - Pack? Where are you going? 354 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,223 - Someone called the bobbies on us. - No, no. 355 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,993 - My uncle and I have to go back to big Britain. - Oh, that was me, Rita. 356 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:32,161 I am so, so sorry. I didn't know what was going on. 357 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,330 Why did your uncle threaten me? 358 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,066 He thought you might be trouble. 359 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:41,078 - That was actually very astute of him. - Good-bye, Michael. 360 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,946 You know, I really did fancy you. I can't stay here now. 361 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,678 - Marry me. - What? 362 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,777 Let me marry you. 363 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:53,688 You can get a green card, you-you can stay and we can just see if this works, you know? 364 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,158 It sounds crazy, but this will give us a chance... 365 00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:59,719 to get away from both of our families and see if this works. 366 00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,562 Might be fun. 367 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:07,195 - Really? - Yes. 368 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:10,275 Yes, yes, yes! 369 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,334 But let's go right now, okay? Before my uncle gets out of the shower for some more cigarettes. 370 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,471 You take that, I gotta leave a note. 371 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:27,419 But there was one piece of intelligence that Michael didn't have. 372 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:31,895 - Interesting. - Don't even think about it, Jay. She's an MRF. 373 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:35,831 - MRF? What's that? - Mentally retarded female. 374 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:39,927 - That explains what she's doing with him. - And the hats. 375 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:47,341 Oh, my God! She's gonna marry him. 376 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:50,176 On the next Arrested Development. 377 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:56,016 George Sr., disoriented in the walls, almost makes contact with a new mole. 379 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,188 Not that one. Wait for it. 380 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,529 And Michael and Rita start a new life together. 381 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,865 - What's that? - A prize. 382 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:14,734 A lovely, lovely prize.