1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:05,003 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:07,505 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,843 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:23,121 Michael was sharing some very important news with his parents. 6 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,453 I am getting married. 7 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:27,958 Who the hell to? 8 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,052 Who do you think? Rita. 9 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:32,757 - Her? - Why? 10 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,959 First, she needs a green card to stay in the country. 11 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:37,366 - There it is. - She needs a green card to stay in the country... 12 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:40,735 because, secondly, we're really crazy about each other. 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,638 - You hardly know her. - I know all the important stuff. 14 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,240 She was in the Olympics. 15 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:50,207 - She's sweet, smart, beautiful. She's special. - She was special. 16 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:53,979 - Are houses hard to make? - Actually, the hardest part is finding the land. 17 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:56,351 But she wasn't smart. 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:01:00,324 Instead of making houses, maybe you should make land... 19 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:02,952 - For Rita had only mentally progressed... - on the ocean. 20 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,963 To the level of a first-grader. 21 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,397 There's no land on the ocean. 22 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,060 Michael might have noticed her disability... 23 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,900 if it had not been masked by her English accent. 24 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:16,442 - You're brilliant. - Yeah, she wasn't. 25 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:20,172 She's a really good person. Everything else is gonna be little surprises along the way. 26 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,305 With the exception of that one big one. 27 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:26,818 - The wedding is in one month. - Oh. 28 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,820 - A month! - Now, look. 29 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,085 Just because a woman gets pregnant, it doesn't mean you have to marry her. 30 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,922 Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo... 31 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,019 said she used an IUD. 32 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,621 - It was Stuckey's. - But I believed you. 33 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:42,963 She's not pregnant. We haven't even slept together. 34 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:44,764 This is funny. 35 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:48,102 - He's gay! - Where's your hand? 36 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:52,008 I'm having my high school ring put on it, and my hook is stuck in the stair car. 38 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,381 Oh. 39 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:02,615 - Do you think getting married will solve your sex problem? - No, we don't have a problem. 40 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:06,556 - We just haven't had the right opportunity yet. - Lindsay said Rita slept over. 41 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:09,685 Yes, but I gave her the bedroom because I didn't want her to feel pressured. 42 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,959 Actually, it was Michael who felt a little pressured. 43 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,966 I like to keep the light on. 44 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:19,004 That way, I can see if you have a monster. 45 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:21,665 Night-night. Can you shut the door on your way out? 46 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:23,674 I can't believe you're not supporting this. 47 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:25,903 Because it is obvious what she's after. 48 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:28,640 - Our money. - Oh, God! Our money. 49 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:33,583 - Let's all remind ourselves we don't have any money. - She's already gotten our money! 50 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:37,554 Let's not forget she's the one that gave us the idea for that ocean-top town called Bluthton. 51 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:42,521 Big deal. I had that same basic idea years ago. 52 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,731 I thought you'd be happy. I should've known better. 53 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,599 Michael, be careful. People just see what they want to see. 54 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:53,069 If she loved you, she'd show it. 55 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,141 Michael was worried. 56 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:57,505 His mother may have been making sense. 57 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,976 So he returned home to talk to Rita. 58 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:03,276 - Here comes the bride! - What are you doing in a wheelchair? 59 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:06,045 No, no. It's a dolly... to help videotape your nuptials. 60 00:03:06,652 --> 00:03:09,781 I don't think I need any footage of my nuptials. 61 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:13,689 Tobias, are you sure that this dolly isn't related to your recent health problems? 62 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:17,229 Okay, so my legs and my left arm occasionally "go to sleep." 63 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,525 And you want to call it a health problem. 64 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,862 - Oop. - Hey. Hey, hey! 65 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,698 I can get up myself. 66 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:26,931 - Here we go. - Let me get in the dolly. 67 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,871 No, thank you. I don't need your help. 68 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:32,138 It does seem like you've been having a lot of trouble since the hair transplants. 69 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:36,204 - Maybe you should see a "bubaman." - A bubaman? 70 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:38,580 Oh, uh, doctor. It's a British expression. 71 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,778 Like they say "go up box" instead of “elevator." 72 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,287 Like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist." 73 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,381 - Boy, that Rita's a smarty. - True, but it's not like anybody appreciates it. 74 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:49,222 - Mom and Dad do not like Rita. - Are they crazy? She's amazing. 75 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:52,059 I saw her last night. She helped me with this project I was doing. 76 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,565 Maeby was struggling with a screenplay... 77 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:56,828 in her secret life as a film executive. 78 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,769 - Is that a story? - Not yet. It doesn't have an ending. 79 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:03,103 He's in LA. She's in Japan. How do I get these two characters together? 80 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,269 - Maybe they could walk. - Across the ocean? 81 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:09,280 - If it's not too deep. - No. Deep is good. 82 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,249 People are gonna say, " What the hell just happened? I'd better say I like it." 83 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:14,912 - 'Cause nobody wants to seem stupid. - I like it. 84 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:17,751 The Ocean Walker. Holy crap. That's gonna look good on a hat. 85 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:20,485 And Michael caught up with his brother. 86 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:23,084 I need a favor. As you know, I'm gettin' married in a month. 87 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:26,597 - Say no more. - Great. Are you sure that you know what... 88 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:30,465 - Yep, yep, yep. Got it. - Super. Just so that we're both clear... 89 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,437 You want me to do a magic show at the wedding. I'm on it. 90 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:36,508 I'm so glad we pushed through that. No magic. 91 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,510 Why, because of the one little screw-up last time? 92 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,308 - Put her out! Put her out! - Tracey! On fire! Roll! 93 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,315 Thank God we already did the pictures. 94 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:48,012 Which reminds me that Rita shouldn't wear any hair spray at this thing. 95 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,851 - I just want you to be my witness. - You want me to... 96 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,287 be your best man? 97 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,022 It's just a signature I need on the license. 98 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,462 My son's not old enough. It's... It's no big deal. 99 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:01,999 I will not take this sacred duty lightly. 100 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:07,505 I am gonna get you the single healthiest call girl that this town has ever seen. 101 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,700 This is why I'm calling it a witness and not a best man. 102 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,902 All you gotta do is watch. 103 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:14,411 I'm not gonna spend this kind of money and not watch. 104 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,744 This may have been a bad choice. 105 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,251 Hey, hello. Look at you two... Tweedledee, Tweedledum. 106 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,345 Michael didn't mean it in that way. 107 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,981 How could he? He didn't even know. 108 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:29,152 We had the best time. She's got such an amazing fashion sense. 109 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,163 - You guys got these jackets on inside-out? - That way, you see the label. 110 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:35,894 That's what you're paying for, right? It's a great statement on fashion. 111 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,563 - Plus it doesn't tickle your neck. 112 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,971 Michael took Lindsay aside to share his concerns. 113 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,170 Lindsay, when did you first realize that you and Tobias... 114 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,179 had no chance at a physical relationship? 115 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,512 Oh, my God. Do you think we have no chance at a physical relationship? 116 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:55,917 So, just now. See, Rita and I have not been physical yet, and... 117 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,513 You don't think she's doing this just for a green card, do you? 118 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:02,560 No. She's not that kind of person. You just haven't been alone with her. 119 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:05,460 Ask her to stay over at a hotel with you tonight. 120 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,193 - She's gonna know what that means. - That is not a bad idea. 121 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:11,099 Don't... Don't do that. 122 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,469 And Gob began to prepare a magic trick for Michael's wedding. 123 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:17,543 Takes his queen... 124 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:20,168 and showers her with diamonds! 125 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,839 Clubs. Club sauce. 126 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:25,383 He covers her with club sauce. 127 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,385 That'll be my line if that happens. 128 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:30,081 Is that a magic trick? I love magic. 129 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,817 I don't appreciate the dry British humor. 130 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:38,227 Please do a magic trick for me. 131 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:41,357 Well, I shouldn't. I'd hate to be blamed... 132 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:44,994 for setting another one of Michael's brides... on fire! 133 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,407 Oh. Lighter fluid, like Uncle Trevor uses. 134 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:51,068 But wherever did it come from? 135 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:54,305 Okay, I've gotta get you into an illusion at the wedding. 136 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,508 - How long can you hold your breath? - Oh, long. One time, 20 minutes. 137 00:06:58,617 --> 00:07:00,950 Actually, her record was 20 seconds. 138 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:03,851 You can stop it. It's okay. I'm gonna take your word for it. 139 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:07,187 Now I just need to find a trick that puts you out of oxygen for 20 minutes. 140 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:10,888 Sorry? Did I hear the word "trick"? And it smells a lot like lighter fluid in here. 141 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,988 I did say no tricks, Gob, and I mean it. 142 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,432 What if I find a trick that has her float to the altar or something? 143 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,504 No, no. Love for her to walk and not to drown... 144 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:21,129 or fly through the air or catch on fire. 145 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,970 - Is she allergic to cat fur? - Uh, no tigers. 146 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,976 Great. 147 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,410 So, uh, Rita, um... 148 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:31,176 I was wondering if maybe you and I... 149 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,718 might head down to a hotel? 150 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:37,051 - Maybe some alone time. - Oh, yes. 151 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,784 - Yeah? - Maybe our rooms could touch. 152 00:07:41,392 --> 00:07:44,693 I... I was hoping maybe for more than just our rooms to touch. 153 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,322 I was thinking maybe we could be... 154 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:51,494 in the same room, be in the same bed. 155 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:55,301 I see what you mean... a real sleepover. 156 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,239 - Well, maybe. - Okay. 157 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,834 - Really? - Maybe I should go home and get my things. 158 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,846 I do kinda miss my jammies. 159 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,973 I think they're gonna have a lot of that stuff there. 160 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,210 And my tiny teddy. 161 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,811 Good. Yes, get that. 162 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:12,823 And so George Michael drove Rita to Wee Britain. 163 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:15,519 It's nice to be with someone young. 164 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:18,324 We can listen to young people's music for a change. 165 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,399 Great. Yeah, please. 168 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:30,373 That's when he first grew concerned. 169 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:34,605 And Rita packed for her sleepover. 170 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:38,047 Do you have any idea what a sleepover is? 'Cause it's not just sleep. 171 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:41,517 I know what it is, Trevor. I've seen your secret magazine. 173 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:48,021 I want to have grown-up fun... spoon and figgy pudding... 174 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:50,527 rabbit down dum, druggeries hollow. 175 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,530 And I want to have pop-pop. 176 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,260 The very fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready. 177 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,895 And for your information, that's a cricket magazine. 179 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:04,207 Whether you like it or not, you're still a child in many ways. 180 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:07,438 I got a problem with you having sexual relations with that man. 181 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,311 - So do I. - It's not your fault your parents were cousins. 182 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:15,115 But here we are, and I've been charged with taking care of you, and I'm bloody well gonna do it. 183 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:19,658 Well, Michael will be my cousin soon enough, 'cause we're getting married. 184 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,317 - Married? - Married! 185 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:24,555 - Totally out of the question! - Married, married, married! 186 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,859 All right, that does it. You're not going anywhere. 187 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:29,764 - I'm puttin' the invisible locks on the door. - That's not fair. 188 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,928 - Lock, lock. - It's not fair! 189 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,006 - It's just not fair! - Lock, lock. 190 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,275 I gotta find a new hiding place for that magazine. 191 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,845 And Michael was waiting at the hotel. 192 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:43,211 Hey, Dad. Just wanted to let you know... 193 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,046 that I'm at a hotel with my wife-to-be. 194 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:50,248 - And we're very, very much in love. - Put her on. 195 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:54,315 - Michael briefly considered faking the voice. - I... 196 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,361 - She's in the shower. - I'll wait. 197 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,430 Let's wait. 198 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,268 Don't you want me to just call you back or... 199 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,964 No. I got nowhere to go. I'm under house arrest. 200 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,098 Let's watch something together. 201 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,435 Wow. That Blossom grew up, huh? 202 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,514 Say, how's that shower comin'? 203 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,776 - All right, look, she's not in the shower. - Really? 204 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,783 She said that she'd meet me at the hotel. 205 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:23,377 - I called you a little prematurely, but she is coming. - Really? 206 00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:30,986 Uh! Hey, put Rita on. 207 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,122 That's when Michael finally accepted... 208 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,167 that Rita wasn't coming... 209 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:39,362 and that local calls were 2.95 a minute. 210 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,771 - Come on! - That's where they get you. 211 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:50,540 Michael drove to Wee Britain to call off the wedding... 212 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,346 that he now realized was not based on love. 213 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:56,250 - Who is it? - It's Michael, Rita. Can I come in? 214 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:59,324 - I can't let you in. - You didn't show up last night. 215 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,893 The least you can do is talk to me face-to-face. 216 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,258 I can't. Trevor locked the door. 217 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,797 He doesn't want me to be with you. 218 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:09,163 What? He locked the door? You can't unlock this door? 219 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:12,499 - I can't even see half the locks. - Rita? What? 220 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:15,768 They're invisible. Trevor's the only one who can see them. 221 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,844 I've got an idea. Go next to the window. I'm gonna climb up. 222 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:23,542 - Be careful. - I will. 223 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:29,744 And so Michael set about rescuing the beautiful... 224 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,222 sweet, mentally challenged woman he'd fallen in love with... 225 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:36,817 without realizing she was mentally challenged. 226 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,329 - Yea, Michael! Yea! - Who undid the locks? 227 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,366 - Come on out. - Trevor's back. 228 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,992 - Come on. Hop on. - What? 229 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,832 - Hop on. - Huh? 230 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:50,068 - Ready? - Oh! Oh! 231 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,144 Whee! Oh! 232 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:55,111 Hey! Stop that! The both of ya come back! 233 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,240 - You can't stop us. - Nothing can stop us now. 234 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:03,186 Nothing in the world of man nor beast nor time can... 235 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,453 !@%$ all! 236 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,587 Reunited with Rita, Michael told his parents he'd be getting married tomorrow. 237 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:15,360 - We're getting married tomorrow. - God help her if she tries to rename Bluthton. 238 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,096 I'll sink it first. I swear, I'll sink the whole damn thing. 239 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,866 They're goin' through with it... tomorrow. 240 00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:24,841 But George and Lucille had a surprise visitor. 241 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,969 All right! Where the hell is Rita? 242 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,513 - I'm her uncle. - Let the handouts begin. 243 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,812 There's not gonna be any handouts, and she is not gonna marry your son. 244 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,443 - You're against this marriage too. - Well, of course I am. 245 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,284 Rita's not capable of makin' a decision like that. 246 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,655 You are not gonna get Rita's millions just because she's mentally challenged. 247 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,059 - Millions? - Millions? 248 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:47,326 - Mentally challenged? - Shh! It's not polite. 249 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:51,233 She owns all of Wee Britain and also the Wee Britain in Cleveland. 250 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,362 'Course, we're probably gonna lose all that... 251 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:56,168 if her ridiculous idea for Sea Britain goes through. 252 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,744 We are not after her money. 253 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:04,475 And I don't think Michael even knows about her... condition. 254 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,483 It's funny how Americans don't pick up on that. 255 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:10,316 I think it's 'cause of her accent and the plastic surgery she's been able to afford. 256 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,982 We wouldn't have this trouble if they'd met last year. 257 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:18,355 I gotta put a stop to this. I'm gonna search every bloody hotel in town. 258 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,864 Oh! Legoland. I think they said... 259 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,934 - they were going to Legoland. - They did say Legoland. 260 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:24,900 I didn't hear anything about Legoland. 261 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,734 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 262 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,400 We think he may be mentally challenged. 263 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,534 - Huh? - All right then. 264 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,944 We have got 24 hours to get them married... 265 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:39,176 before Michael figures out what she really is. 266 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:44,382 This is the first time in two years you sound like George Bluth. 268 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:51,122 Later that night, Michael was at the hotel with his bride-to-be. 269 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,631 - Rita, I've been really looking forward to this. - Me too. 270 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:59,033 I want to have sexual relations. 271 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:02,198 The mere fact that you call it that tells me that you are ready. 272 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,674 - That's why I brought this. - Oh! 273 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,211 You go ahead and whip out that tiny teddy... 274 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,873 and then we're gonna think up a fun safe word. 275 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:13,213 George Michael, I did not know that you were... 276 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,914 Um, go ahead and talk out here. 277 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,923 Just got back from the "bumpaddle" courts. 278 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,959 Tomorrow, I'm teachin' her baseball. 279 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,926 - It might take a while. - Sorry? 280 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,395 Listen, Dad, th-this is... hard... 281 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,659 This is hard for me to say. 282 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:33,795 I was videotaping Rita. Let's just say it would be cute if it was someone much younger. 284 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:39,002 I'm sorry. Maybe I should get another tape. They're not expensive. 285 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,249 That's the plastic fruit, Dad. 286 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,980 It's very convincing fruit. Okay? 287 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:53,354 And... She's goin' back in for another? 288 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:57,361 You know, they don't even have bananas in England. Okay, Son? 289 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,795 Now, I know this is hard for you... 290 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,630 but it would be nice to be supported in some... 291 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,704 Now she's goin' into the grapes. 292 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:08,170 Yeah. She really liked those. 293 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,538 I'm sorry. 294 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:14,511 I think she might be... retar-retarded. 295 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:19,479 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 296 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,654 Say hello to my tiny teddy. 297 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:30,855 Tiny Teddy? Oh! 298 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,227 And that's when it dawned on Michael. 299 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,130 - Oh, you teach kids, huh? - I like to think they teach me. 300 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,794 That way I can see if you have a monster. 301 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,572 Be careful. 303 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,917 I have made a huge mistake. 305 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,388 Michael had just been shown... 306 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,465 that his fiancée might be mentally challenged. 307 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,262 - So, - But he needed proof. - are you ready for lie-down kisses with me? 308 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,633 Maybe we oughta just talk a little bit. 309 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:15,673 I mean, what the heck? For instance, you've never told me... 310 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:18,265 how many houses there are in the British Parliament. 311 00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,675 - Seven. - Are there? 312 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,509 - The answer is three. - Does sound about right. 313 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,708 Three is the correct answer. 314 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,582 - Rita... Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Come on. Let's have our fun! 315 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:32,145 Rita corny Michael. 316 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:35,283 So Michael used a line that was just as corny. 317 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,885 You know, I think that we should wait... 318 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,261 until after we're married. 319 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,299 Married! Married, married, married! 320 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,702 Okay! Night-night! 321 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:52,539 And Michael felt he deserved a $15 thing of candy beans. 322 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,342 The next morning, however, as Michael prepared to let Rita down gently... 323 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,921 - he was met with another surprise. - Surprise! 324 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,651 - What's this? - We're throwing you a wedding. 325 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,889 - Oh, how lovely! - On us. 326 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,726 Everything you see. Show him the waffle bar, Larry. 327 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,562 - It's over there. - And check out banner, Michael. 328 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:19,432 I'm gonna go set up. 329 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,166 I was just gonna talk to Rita about all of this. 330 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:26,904 Rita, I think that we should, um, wait a little while. 331 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,412 Wait? Why? I don't wanna wait. 332 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:35,181 I want to get married and have sexual relations like you promised. 333 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:38,984 Where did you get this firecracker? I love her, Michael. 334 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,616 So do I. I wanna kiss my new daughter-in-law. 335 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,321 - Hey, not on our time, Larry. - Right on the lips. 336 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:48,127 - No, no. Please, take it easy. - I'm gonna get my dress from the... from the room. 337 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,428 Yes. I'll help you put it on inside-out. 338 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:53,403 Let's... Let's not all get, um... 339 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:56,269 Mom, what's goin' on? I thought you guys were against all this. 340 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,343 Well, we feel that you know best... 341 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,174 and who are we to interfere, and you love this girl. 342 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,477 And the rest will just be little happy surprises... 343 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,381 - along the way, like you said. - Yeah. 344 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:10,614 With the exception of the retard thing. 345 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:14,453 - Oh, God. - Tell me you didn't just say that. 346 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,651 You knew? 347 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,392 You knew, yet you still wanted me to go through with this. 348 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,797 What can I say? I'm crazy about the little dullard. 349 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,960 Oh, my God. She's rich. 350 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:28,005 This is a new low, even for you, Mom. 351 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,477 What is wrong with you? 352 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,478 Larry, go to a mirror. 353 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:39,179 - You're fired. - You're fired. What? 354 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:43,015 It's over. And this is how you tell me... in the middle of a wedding? 355 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,147 You shouldn't have said anything. You shouldn't have said anything. 356 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,316 You were right. Now what am I gonna do? 357 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:51,021 I've been thinking. Every society has their own rules about this stuff. 358 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,826 For instance, in some states, it's legal to marry your own cousin. 359 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:57,925 California's blocked it twice, but only because they tacked it onto an estate law thing. 360 00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,334 - We had the signatures. - You're 16, and you know all that. 361 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:03,408 She's 30 and a half. She probably can't list the seven houses of Parliament. 362 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,773 - There's three. - Now I gotta break her heart. 363 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,506 Doesn't she have to leave the country if you don't marry her? 364 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,879 Yeah, I guess I can keep my promise about that, huh? 365 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,952 There wouldn't be any real intimacy... 366 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,953 and it would be the strongest marriage in the family. 367 00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:21,549 But as much as I'd like to, you can't ignore the fact that she is mentally disabled. 368 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,685 Oh, my God. 369 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,099 I'm wearing an inside-out bridesmaid's dress. 370 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,863 - You'd better catch her, Dad. - Not gonna be easy. She's an Olympic silver... 371 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,131 I just figured that one out. 372 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:40,803 Okay. Well, I have to go stop production on The Ocean Walker. 373 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,883 - You found out. - Took me long enough. 374 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:52,821 Maybe you're not smart either. I didn't know until they told me. 375 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,088 No. I'm just a narcissist who was too self-involved to see the truth. 376 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,890 That makes no sense to me. 377 00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,829 Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself. 378 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:05,029 You know, the truth is... is that I did just see what I wanted to see. 379 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,573 Rita, you're so beautiful, and you're so sweet. 380 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:12,474 And you deserve to find somebody a lot more like you. 381 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,775 I don't think that either one of us would be happy. 382 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,974 So, it's bye-bye to Rita then? 383 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,415 Unless you really want to stay in America. 384 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:24,478 - I wanted to be with you. - Hoy! Rita! 385 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,684 Time to go now. Back to England, love. 386 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,921 Oh, Michael, will you come visit me lots? 387 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:34,430 That's gonna be difficult, Rita. You're gonna be across an ocean. 388 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,093 - Well, you can always walk. - Not on the water. 389 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:40,433 Oh, Michael, you're such a grown-up. 390 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,279 Hey! He-Hey! 391 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:56,043 Hang on a sec. That's part of your trick, right? 392 00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:59,646 No. That's not my trick, Michael. 393 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:06,223 On the next Arrested Development. 394 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:09,027 It's my illusion! 395 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,125 Michael relives a wedding nightmare. 396 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:13,796 - Help! Put him out! - My hair! My beautiful hair! 397 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:17,170 - Push him in the pool! - Why am I not going underwater? 398 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,643 Dear God! Why am I not going underwater?