1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:05,003 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:07,505 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,507 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,776 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:22,144 Michael Bluth paid an unexpected visit to his mother. 6 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,382 - You look pretty, Mom. - What do you need? 7 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:27,016 - Need? Why do you think I need something? - Well, you're too busy for us. 8 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:29,527 No one's seen you. Going on all those dates with Rita. 9 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:33,963 - Or should I say playdates? - Michael had recently dated a woman... 10 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,558 he later found out was mentally challenged. 11 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:39,194 We're not seeing each other anymore, but it's...it's for the best. 12 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:41,205 I'm actually kind of relieved it's over. 13 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:44,640 Actually, Michael had been so devastated by their break-up... 14 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:49,875 that he'd even broken out the old guitar. 16 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:59,383 - Maybe you should talk to someone. - Like my mom? 17 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:02,052 I don't know. Does she play guitar? 18 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:04,960 Can't a guy call his mom pretty without it seeming strange? 19 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,193 Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? 20 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:10,929 - Cu-ute! - I've opened a door here that I regret. 21 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,505 Oh, he's just talking about his stupid turtle. 22 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:16,074 - Oh. - She has a name, Mother. And it's "Mother." 23 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,770 Buster had recently brought home a turtle... 24 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:22,473 in an incredibly misguided attempt to make his mother jealous. 25 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:26,712 You can stay in this box that Uncle-father Oscar left behind. 26 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:30,654 - In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. - Oh, good. 27 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,749 - Hey, it's already got grass. - Primo bud. Real sticky weed. 28 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:37,421 Although I was getting a little worried because she was moving really slowly last week... 29 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:40,761 and then she stopped. Hmm. 30 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,768 Yeah. Well, in any event I'm here, Mom, because you need me. 31 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:47,067 As you know the Bluth Foundation dinner is a week away. 32 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:51,303 I am your co-chair, and we don't wanna relive the TBA debacle. 33 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,005 Years earlier, the Bluths had a hard time... 34 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,606 agreeing on a cause for their foundation's first fund-raiser. 35 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:01,153 "Herpes." "Shrinkage." 36 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:04,280 Somebody saw Seinfeld last night. 37 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:08,690 "Neck flap." "Ovarian cancer." Gee, I wonder who that was? 38 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:11,625 - One more for "neck flap." - Yes. 39 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,529 Well, I'll be honest. I haven't heard anything that beats herpes. 40 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,898 So, they sent out invitations with the disease... 41 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,903 still "to be announced." 42 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:24,170 And much to their surprise, the Bluths ended up raising over $25,000... 43 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:26,438 to fight TBA. 44 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,912 And then... and here's the really horrible part... 45 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,449 they did it again the following year. 46 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,987 Keep fighting, little guy. With your support of the Bluth Foundation... 47 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:39,252 we'll live in a galaxy where TBA does not exist. 48 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:42,692 When people at the last gala found out, we almost had a riot on our hands. 49 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:46,356 Well, you don't have to worry about anything like that this year, because... 50 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:49,264 Warden Gentles is the new co-chair. 51 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,668 - The guy who ran Dad's prison? - He's here now installing cameras... 52 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:55,104 because of all your father's escape attempts. 53 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:59,304 Uh, yeah. It looks like I won't be goin' anywhere for a little while. But what do I care, huh? 54 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,939 I got a beautiful wife. I got a wonderful hobby. Ha! Look at me. 55 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,949 I'm having the time of my life. 56 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,952 His hobby was making papier-mâché copies... 57 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:12,047 - of his own head. - Before I forget, do you know if these cameras are high def? 58 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:17,061 I certainly hope so. It'll help me better understand "George Bluth"... 59 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:23,102 the main character of the latest and, I pray, final draft of my screenplay, New Warden. 60 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,865 - You wrote a screenplay, huh? - I promised myself I wasn't gonna become... 61 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,873 one of those people who are always going on about their screenplays... 62 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:33,935 so I'll just say, I put together a staged reading with some fabulous young actors... 63 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,015 and it was very well received. 64 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:38,743 Warden Gentles had convinced his granddaughter's teacher... 65 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:41,581 to mount New Warden as a school play. 66 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:44,623 - I understand you've been causing problems. - Nobody sells any coke... 67 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,215 in this pen without daddy getting a taste. 68 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:50,387 Beat him with a pillowcase full of batteries. 69 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:54,432 Ward's letting us hold the event in the new wing of the prison. 70 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:58,470 After lockdown, everyone's going to spend the night in a cell. 72 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:03,407 Are they color or black and white? 73 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:08,446 So, Michael, I don't need your help at all... unless you need something from me? 74 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:13,451 No. I'm fine. Just thought I could help. Relieved I don't have to. 75 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:17,580 But he wasn't relieved. So he went home to complain to his sister, Lindsay. 76 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,557 Prison's the last thing we want people associating with the Bluth name. 77 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,094 - Plus, who's gonna want to go? - Wait, this is gonna be at the prison? 78 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,687 Oh, great. Probably gonna run into that warden. 79 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:28,289 - How do you know the warden? - Oh, right. 80 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:30,926 Uh, he spoke at my school for a "Startled Straight" assembly. 81 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:33,471 Actually, she'd met with him in the hopes... 82 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:36,770 of using his prison as a location for a film. 83 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:42,337 I think you will find the desert both engrossing... and high grossing. 84 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,507 So we don't get dessert. 85 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,585 I guess I have some reading to do. 86 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:50,952 Besides I doubt very much Mom's come up with a real disease to have a fund-raiser for. 87 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,355 I forgot. We have a real disease. I chose it: 88 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:56,656 GVH, "Graft Versus Host." 89 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,493 It's new, it's fatal, and guess who's got it? 90 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,067 You've heard of bodies rejecting transplants. 91 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,626 Well, in this case, your transplanted hair is rejecting your body. 92 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:07,638 Either you remove your hair graft... 93 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:10,504 or the host, you, will get sicker and eventually die. 94 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:15,013 - Can you think of any benefits? - Benefits? No. He'll die. 95 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:18,675 Oh, oh, yeah. No, I... I get that. But have there ever been any fund-raisers? 96 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:23,381 A husband with the headlining disease. Everyone's gonna wanna talk to me. 97 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:27,186 - You're making him keep the hair? - Did you see the attention Superman's wife got? 98 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,591 - Besides, Tobias wants it too. - Oh, she's right. 99 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,290 Th-This is gonna be great for me, because I am gonna star... 100 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,491 in the video Gob's making for the gala. 101 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,228 Oh, yeah. It'll be very uplifting. 102 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,669 - Oh, here, let me get that for you. - Thank you. 103 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,672 Oh. Oh, this is gonna hurt. Oh! 105 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:47,177 You know what? We're gonna need this from another angle. 106 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,612 - And you're sure you're okay? - Oh, probably. 107 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:52,150 I can't feel anything. How's my hair? 108 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:55,084 It's fine. It's sucking the life out of you, Tobias. 109 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,316 I mean, everything's gone crazy... the gala, Mom and Warden Gentles. 110 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:00,892 I mean, what is in it for him? I think he's taking advantage of Mom. 111 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:03,894 And did it ever occur to you that maybe Warden Gentles likes her? 112 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:08,865 - Likes her what? - No, I... I mean, likes her, like, is attracted to her. 113 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:12,768 - Who's the "her" in that sentence? - Mom. Warden Gentles likes Mom. 114 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,898 - Her? - I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this. 115 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:19,273 The guy runs a prison. He can have any piece of ass he wants. 116 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,813 And if he likes her in that sense, it makes it even worse. 117 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:24,974 I don't want Mom mixed up with the sort of creep that would have her as a fetish. 118 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:27,814 Oh, Michael, you're just feeling neglected by your mother. 119 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,820 You wanted to go to this with her, didn't you? 120 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:32,254 Hey, I... I don't need to take my mom to a gala, okay? 121 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:34,383 Only losers go to those things with their parents. 122 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,792 - I'm going with my son. - Oh, I may skip that. I don't like galas. 123 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,330 Actually, he loved galas. 124 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:43,334 - All kids do. - Oh, come on. Don't leave your Uncle Tea Bag hangin'. 125 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:45,996 - Please don't call yourself that. - What he was having trouble with... 126 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,801 was looking directly at his dying uncle. 127 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:52,400 I can't stand by and watch Mom get hurt. I gotta get down there. 128 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:56,346 This is heartbreaking. Gotta get this for the video. 129 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:59,418 George Michael, you wanna put your head down there by his drainage shunt? 130 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:03,717 Buster, meanwhile, was also feeling abandoned by Mother. 131 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:07,919 Mo... Mother! I have no one now. 132 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:12,088 But at that very moment, his true father returned. 133 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:15,190 Uncle-father Oscar, what are you doing here? 134 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:20,204 Well, you know me. I could never leave a little bud behind. 135 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:25,334 Oh, a hug. Nice. You haven't seen a little box with a turtle on it, have you? 136 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:29,279 Oh, yeah. My turtle was living in it before he ate all the grass and died. 137 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,282 - He ate all the grass? - Yeah. 138 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,443 - It's been great catching up. - W-W-Wait, where you going? 139 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,613 No, I can't stay, because if my brother finds out that I'm here... 140 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:40,818 he's gonna try switching places again, and I can't go back to prison. 141 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:43,657 - If my father comes in, you can hide in one of Gob's tricks. - I can't. 142 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:48,632 - At least you can stay and help me bury my poor turtle. - Or we could cremate it. 143 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:53,137 And Maeby was having a harder time finishing Warden Gentle's screenplay than he did. 144 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:57,471 How'd you like to read something fun that we could talk about on the way to the prison gala? 145 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:01,809 Oh, I'm actually gonna sit that out. I'm just burnt out on prisons lately. 146 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,075 - Well, this might change your mind. - Is that a screenplay? 147 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:06,310 Well, that's what you're gonna tell me. 148 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,320 And Michael raced to warn his mother of the warden's intentions. 149 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,322 - Hey! You can't park there. - Oh, sorry. 150 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,915 - I'm sorry. - No stairs. No parking. 151 00:08:14,826 --> 00:08:17,826 Sorry. 152 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,065 Everything looks delicious. 153 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,533 Oh, One-Eye's a wonderful chef. 154 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:28,096 I've had to go to his parole hearings twice and lie through my teeth to keep him here. 155 00:08:29,207 --> 00:08:31,665 Hi, I just, um... 156 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:34,245 Wow. What are you guys doing? 157 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:38,784 It's perfectly innocent, but I can see how if our roles were reversed... 158 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:42,446 I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries. 159 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,455 - I'll give you two a moment. - Thank you. 160 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:47,617 I don't know why I always assume that everyone's read my screenplay. 161 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:51,163 What is wrong with you? That man is being wonderful to us. 162 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,700 And that doesn't concern you, Mother? For all you know he could be trying to seduce you. 163 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,200 - Oh, Michael, you're crazy. - I certainly hope so. 164 00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:00,602 I'm trying to seduce him. 165 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,970 - Who's the "I" in that sentence? - Me. 166 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:06,044 - You? - Her. 167 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:14,577 Michael had just discovered that his mother was interested in another man. 168 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:18,783 - Mom wants to sleep with the warden. - What? Oh, God! 169 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,054 - Great. - Great? The man is old enough to be her contemporary, Lindsay. 170 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:25,562 Plus, she's married, okay? She can't be writhing around underneath the covers... 171 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:29,066 - What is wrong with you? It's disgusting! God! - Take it easy. 172 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:31,966 No, it's just I've always had a thing about Mom and Dad being together. 173 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,596 - I know that. - I have a sense of propriety, my God. 174 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:36,766 - Gob, we've had this conversation. - When? 175 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:40,243 - The last time you ended up seeing Mom and Dad go at it. - What? No! God, Michael! 176 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:43,782 - I did no such thing. - He did very much that thing... 177 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:47,478 when his parents got intimate in a conjugal trailer two years ago. 178 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,612 But thankfully, he'd found a way to forget that. 179 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:54,352 I got a thing of pills in my pocket. I don't suppose I could convince you to grab me one. 180 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,623 - Luckily, that worked too. - I can't even hear this. 181 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,755 You may not like it that Mom has needs... 182 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:02,026 but it never bothered you when Dad was running around. 183 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:05,537 - Well, that was different. - Well, how 'bout when she was sleeping with Uncle Oscar? 185 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,538 The guy looks just like Dad. 186 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,666 I don't know. He's family. It seemed very natural they'd be together. 187 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,643 Who? What? What is natural? Is there new legislation on this now? 188 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:17,682 George Michael was concerned about family love after reading Maeby's script... 189 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:22,516 - which he took as a subtle message to him from his cousin. - Listen, new fish. 190 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,590 That bunk was open because the last guy... 191 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,988 wouldn't do the things that you're going to do. 192 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:32,121 - We're going to... do things? - Anything can happen when two people share a cell, coz. 193 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,200 Um, I'll go... Okay, I'll go with you to the prison. 194 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:40,136 George Michael, what I want you to do is run upstairs and run a nice bath for Uncle Tobias. 195 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:43,868 And I want you to help him get in the tub. Can you do that for me? Thanks. 196 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,672 And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. 197 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,577 Come on, Lindsay. What are we gonna do about Mother? - Honestly, Michael... 198 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:53,618 all this "Mother" talk... you're starting to sound a lot like Buster. 199 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,983 And Michael realized there was somebody else... 200 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,988 in the family who would care about this. 201 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:01,491 Buster's gonna take this so hard. I cannot let my brother get hurt. 202 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,494 Oh! 204 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,573 Oh, it's on standby. Got another one in you? 205 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,336 Buster, meanwhile, was enjoying being with Oscar. 206 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,934 But Oscar was longing for his sweet freedom. 207 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:25,348 Say, you don't have any Sweet Freedom or Tropical Ease or any of the Hawaiian blends, do you? 208 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,749 Someone's coming. 209 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:31,584 Oh, Dad, get in the cage and hide behind the mirror. It'll look empty. 210 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,821 Oscar never got a chance to hide behind the mirror. 211 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,226 Although it was not the first time... 212 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,730 he was knocked out by a powerful lid. 213 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:45,202 Hey, Buster, listen. I got some bad news about Mom. 214 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:48,137 She's planning on spending the night with another man. 215 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,708 - Gob? - N-No. Not another brother. 216 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,938 - Oh. Then why do we care? - What is wrong with everyone? 217 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,243 Uh, B-Buster, you've got to talk to Mom about this. She can't possibly do it. 218 00:11:57,349 --> 00:12:00,477 - If Dad finds out, he'll go berserk. - If Dad finds out about what? 219 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:04,022 Oh. Well, I guess I've got no choice now. Dad, I-I've got some bad news... 220 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:08,787 about Mom and Warden Gentles... dating. 221 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,692 Oh. Better sit down. 222 00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:15,096 Okay, what's the news? 223 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:18,728 - They're dating. - Oh, yeah. Because she's... she's my wife. 224 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:21,432 - Oh, yeah. Damn it! - I'm surprised you're not more upset about this. 225 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,940 When you first told me, but you see, time... time passes. 226 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:27,240 Besides, it's only, uh, dinner in the office. I mean it's not Le Cirque. 227 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,440 - How'd you know that it was in his office? - Well, wh-where... 228 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,575 where the hell else are they gonna go at 4:00 in the afternoon? 229 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,517 It was around 4:00. You already know about this. 230 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,088 - Come on. - You're up to something, right? 231 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,453 - No. - You both are. She's workin' the warden. 232 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:42,823 - You're makin' fake heads. You're planning an escape. - How dare you? 233 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,988 I oughta shave your head and make you sit under that camera all night, mister. 234 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:50,091 It's unbelievable. You know, I was worried that this guy was gonna take advantage of Mom. 235 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:55,105 You both were taking advantage of him. I don't know why I work to keep this family together. 236 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,004 Michael, can I talk to you for one sec? 237 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:02,206 - And that's when George Sr. got a call from Lucille. - Three, two, two, five, two. 238 00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:05,510 Howdy doody, that's it. 239 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,246 Now, y-you get back here so you can smuggle me out... 240 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,322 past the guards before Michael starts blabbing. 241 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,720 You know what? You can smuggle yourself out. 242 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,020 You wanna get away from me so bad? You're free. 243 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,391 But I'm free too, baby. 244 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:21,023 I'm staying in the conjugal trailer with the warden tonight. 245 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,802 Him? 246 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:29,238 - Hey, why is there an ambulance out front? - Honey, the car is here. 247 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:32,139 Hey, do you need a ride? I mean, you'll have to lie down, but... 248 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:36,112 I'm not goin'. The whole thing is a scam. Mom was using that warden to try to get Dad out. 249 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,945 - She's not trying to seduce him at all. - Oh, no. She is. 250 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,884 She's spending the night with him. She just called to ask me to bring her... 251 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:46,048 a tube of "Vagis-table" paste. Hi, George Michael. 252 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,423 - You're goin' too, huh? - Yeah. I thought I would, um, just go with Maeby... 253 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:52,361 and support her through this whole Graft Versus Host thing. 254 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,399 And Michael himself was feeling a little like... 255 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,095 the host that the grafting family was rejecting. 256 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:03,540 Good. Great. Go. It's a very important cause. So I'll just stay here and read. 257 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:07,772 But this, too, would prove challenging as the family had no books. 258 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:15,014 Other than those. And that's when Michael got a glimpse... 259 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,385 into the warden's true intentions with his mother. 260 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:22,927 You were just using me to get even with the man who broke out of your prison? 261 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,087 That escape cost me my promotion. 262 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:29,133 And you will pay for the loss of $2,300 a year. 263 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:32,136 But you gave me presents. We made love. 264 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:38,143 I've given you one last present. Enjoy the chlamydia, Lucille. Ha, ha, ha. 265 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,771 Take this newly diseased woman to the hole. Ha. 266 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,645 I wish I'd read The Man Inside Me. 267 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,745 George Sr. needed to escape... 268 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:54,758 but his handmade replica would never fool the cameras. 269 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:59,456 So he searched through Gob's magic stuff to find something that might. 270 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,899 - Well, that was a freebie. - Hey, Gob, I'm glad you're here. I thought you'd be at the gala. 271 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,403 Yeah, Dad made me move my stuff outta Buster's room. 272 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,235 But only after hiding himself in the cage... 273 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,775 to get past the cops at the door. 274 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:15,074 - Go. - Mom's being set up. We have to get into that prison. 275 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,149 - It's after lockdown. - Come on, Gob. You were gonna break out of this place once. 276 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,617 - I know you can help me break in. - It's not a Jamba Juice, Michael. 277 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,915 It shouldn't be that hard to break into. 278 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:29,017 And Buster returned only to find no evidence of his uncle-father. 279 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,255 Hey, Father-uncle Dad... 280 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,263 I was just bringin' some juice for my pet. 281 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:36,766 Wait a minute. You're not really smiling. 282 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,303 I'm Oscar. He did it again. 283 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:44,206 I told you he would. I can't go through this again. I can't be caged! 284 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:49,577 And Buster realized he needed to give his true father his freedom. 285 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:53,516 - Hey! Let's get him! - But it was a freedom that didn't last long. 286 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,179 And as the prison gala was underway... 287 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,381 the guys arrived for their break-in... 288 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,857 with the help of one of George Sr.'s instruments of escape. 289 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,897 - You think this is gonna work? - It's a jet pack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? 290 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,525 - All right. - Now just make sure you tell me before you hit any buttons... 291 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,729 - Good. Now we know what the strap is for. - Okay. 292 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,741 - Under the crotch. Yup. - We need a new plan. 293 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:22,246 - Wish I knew the layout of this place. - Way ahead of you, Michael. 294 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:26,011 Drew a map of it on my stomach. It's upside down, so it might be a little awkward. 295 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,245 - It was awkward. - I drew us. 296 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,050 - I think we're, like, right there. - Hey, guys. 297 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:35,388 - If you're gonna party, you wanna bring it inside? - That was a freebie. 298 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,587 Well, the new facility isn't so bad, huh? 299 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,596 It's a lot like school, only it's air-conditioned. 300 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:43,464 So I guess we can just, uh... just choose a cell to stay overnight in and, uh... 301 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:47,300 Oh, great. And you can take me through your thoughts about the screenplay beat by beat. 302 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:52,002 Sure. Yeah. "Because anything can happen when two people share a cell, coz." 303 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:55,376 It's a line from... from New Warden. 304 00:16:55,481 --> 00:17:00,180 Oh. Oh! Okay, yeah. I don't know what I was worried about. 305 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:03,083 That would be the happiest moment... 306 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,748 George Michael would ever experience in his life. 307 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:10,753 - And the warden was happy too. - What a treat. 308 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:15,027 The man who cost me my promotion ends up back in my care. 309 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:20,128 And I don't think there's going to be an "I'm Oscar" Web site this time. 310 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,697 Think this time I'll do a podcast. 311 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:27,142 "Graft Versus Host." Sounds like a tennis match... 312 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,215 between Steffi Graf and Happy Days star Donny "Host." 313 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,545 - It's "Most." - But it's far deadlier. 314 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,710 Hello. I'm Gob Bluth. 315 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,384 As a magician, I can make a lot of things disappear. 316 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,221 There are some things I can't make disappear... 317 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:45,728 no, not that candy ball machine... 318 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,561 the disease GVH without your help. 319 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,761 This is Tobias. When Toby first came into the family... 320 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,100 none of us much wanted him around... 321 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,766 but that's because we couldn't see what was on the inside. 322 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,606 But lately, that's all we've been able to see. 323 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,710 But what was Tobias to do... 324 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,743 Have his hair plugs removed? 325 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:09,252 The doctor says I'd be completely healed if I were to do that. 326 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:13,120 - He just needs his hair plugs out? - Doctor says that's the cure. 327 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:17,457 - There's a cure? - No way. That horsehair is my ticket back into society. 328 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,589 You cut it after those idiots at the gala accept me as one of their own. 329 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,361 We're giving money for this guy to keep his hair transplants? 330 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,629 I'd rather give to TBA! 331 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,504 The crowd began to grow unruly. 332 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,269 We have a riot in the ballroom. 333 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,970 And, just as the prisoners had proven... 334 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,513 they could throw a gala as well as the rich... 335 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,551 so the rich proved they could throw a riot just as well as the prisoners. 336 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:44,281 - And Lucille was brought to the conjugal trailer. - Mom. 337 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,823 - Michael, what are you doing? - I cannot let you go through with this. 338 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:49,485 - You can't sleep with him. - Oh, yes I can. 339 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,962 I'm making up for the heartbreak your father has caused me. He doesn't need me. 340 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,796 - You don't need me. - Of course I need you, Mom. 341 00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:00,360 My heart is kind of broken too. I've been kind of denying it lately, but... 342 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,838 um, you know, it just... I can't... I can't deal with the fact... 343 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,375 that my family's falling apart, now that I really need you. 344 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:10,380 Oh, Michael, honey. I wanna cry so bad... 345 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,813 but I don't think I can spare the moisture. 346 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,718 Well, listen. Here's... 347 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,758 The problem is that, uh, Gentles doesn't really care for you. 348 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:24,386 He's just using you to get back at Dad for escaping, at least according to his screenplay. 349 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,157 - You read it? - Yeah. 350 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:30,065 - Did you like the chlamydia thing? I gave him that. - You gave him chlamydia? 351 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,833 - He had "crabs," and I said, "You're gonna get laughs." - Then what am I doing? 352 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:39,138 I mean, if Dad doesn't care, there's... there's no real threat... 353 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,678 and, I guess, just knock yourself out, huh? 354 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,010 Where's Gentles? I'll kill him! 355 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,175 - George? - Dad? - I can't let you do this. 356 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:52,019 I can't let what we have... as lousy as it may be at times... be destroyed. 357 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,355 This is where you escaped to? To prison? For me? 358 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:58,395 No one is breaking this family apart. No one. 359 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,624 You know what? I think I needed to hear that. 360 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:05,435 Sorry about the wait. George? If you're here... 362 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,404 who do we have in the delousing tank? 363 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,339 - I'm guessing Oscar. - No. 364 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,706 I cannot take another $2,300 hit. 365 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:16,804 I'll tell you what: You let Oscar out, and you give us an hour in here... 366 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:20,612 and, uh, we'll call it even. 367 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,146 Please, Ward? 368 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:29,888 I can't say no to the woman who gave me "chlamydia." One hour. 369 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,628 Are you ready to have some fun? 370 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:39,261 - I am so glad I didn't cry. - That I didn't need to hear. 371 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,974 On the next Arrested Development. 372 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,201 George Michael gets closer to his family. 373 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:51,308 - Lockdown! - That was close, huh, Maeby? 374 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,943 Oh, she's in the next cell. Looks like we're gonna be bunk buddies all night, coz. 375 00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:57,749 George Michael experiences... 376 00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,949 his unhappiest moment ever. 377 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,727 Buster tries to forget his recent losses... 378 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,357 by breaking out the old guitar... 379 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:12,870 - and Gob finally faces a phobia he'd faced before. - No! Not here! 380 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:17,670 Wait, I've seen this before. Oh, God, I've seen this before!